BEST OF TELLING STORIES (Volume 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @RibeyeJohnny
    @RibeyeJohnny 11 месяцев назад +1291

    "I had an AlienWare computer but they suck"
    "Why, what happened to it?"
    "I dropped it down the stairs"
    I love this one every time I hear it. Like it's Dell's fault his computer was susceptible to gravity.

    • @Koichi-Kun
      @Koichi-Kun 10 месяцев назад +91

      Should’ve built in emergency thrusters when they heard lil’ Adam was gonna own it

    • @mlalbaitero
      @mlalbaitero 10 месяцев назад +8

      I never thought of it that way

    • @tyronegordon8985
      @tyronegordon8985 9 месяцев назад

      Dell didn't own Alienware back then

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 8 месяцев назад +11

      the fact he unplugged it after a few days to drop it tho

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 6 месяцев назад +6

      That remind me of those guys throwing macbooks down cement stairwells and then chuckling and all the comments being like “this is why I never buy apple, overpriced garbage” like overpriced sure but wtf he’s lifting it over his head and throwing it down 3 flights of stairs…

  • @gogogoooooooooo
    @gogogoooooooooo 11 месяцев назад +1622

    Cory dancing to DDR sadly after smashing his switch from winning an unranked fortnite game is the funniest visualization to me ever. I’m surprised Chris wasn’t laughing harder.

    • @gaysatan4565
      @gaysatan4565 11 месяцев назад +21

      Pls timestamp

    • @cesarcarrillo6792
      @cesarcarrillo6792 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@gaysatan4565 5:05

    • @themilkman6969
      @themilkman6969 11 месяцев назад +43

      5:25

    • @FrabjousBat
      @FrabjousBat 5 месяцев назад +17

      And then it ends up not even being broken making it 1000x funnier

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 11 месяцев назад +572

    Dave's getting fired from McDonald's story always cracks me up, lmao. The gulp sounds are perfect and the way he tells it is like he still is in high school and it happened last week

    • @VCRK888
      @VCRK888 11 месяцев назад +79

      Lyle… Have you ever had too much nugget in your damn throat…?

    • @KoopySandwiches
      @KoopySandwiches 11 месяцев назад +14

      Dave is way younger than everyone else in the group, he might as well still be in high school.

    • @epicyes3096
      @epicyes3096 11 месяцев назад +9

      He just actually is mentally a teenager

    • @somebodynobody5677
      @somebodynobody5677 11 месяцев назад +11

      I was looking for a comment talking about it, cuz Jesus it killed me he’s a wonderful story teller lmao

    • @Dan63817
      @Dan63817 10 месяцев назад +4

      Timestamp please?

  • @MrMetalforever5
    @MrMetalforever5 11 месяцев назад +773

    The finest storytellers of our generation.

    • @aaaaZa100
      @aaaaZa100 11 месяцев назад +25

      It’s cause of all the Irish blood in this group

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese 11 месяцев назад +7

      I love when Chris tells tales of ol’ in Gaelic

    • @kitschking
      @kitschking 11 месяцев назад

      preach glabbo

  • @mcomeaux3087
    @mcomeaux3087 11 месяцев назад +528

    Every bit with Adam and/or David makes me feel like my brain is melting

    • @Jonathin
      @Jonathin 11 месяцев назад +11

      and/or robot15

    • @brandonrancourt1974
      @brandonrancourt1974 10 месяцев назад +13

      Adam has Beavis and Butt-Head energy

    • @analothor
      @analothor 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's like you loses the will to finish words and just ughh at the end of every word 🤣

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 8 месяцев назад +5

      as kids, they would have made the most dangarous idiotic duo.

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 7 месяцев назад +9

      Agreed. Adam is a 20 something year old
      With the maturity of a 13 year old
      And the brain power of a slower than average 4 year old.

  • @boiiwander
    @boiiwander 11 месяцев назад +1039

    35:37 imagining Chris’s Irish ass mom listening to the crash bandicoot theme for 20 minutes progressively getting more angry is probably the funniest image I can imagine

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 11 месяцев назад +30

      Yeah the mental image is making me laugh and weeze

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 11 месяцев назад +30

      Legitimately could make a short psychological horror movie of 20 minutes based on that premise and image

    • @Vesryn240
      @Vesryn240 11 месяцев назад +15

      Way to time stamp the end of the clip you're talking about. Real 400iq play

    • @torrvest
      @torrvest 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Vesryn240pwned

    • @boiiwander
      @boiiwander 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Vesryn240 😭😭😭😭😭 true my b

  • @gaspartiznado6418
    @gaspartiznado6418 11 месяцев назад +457

    The Lyle Catfish (a.k.a, The Oneyplays Doppelgänger Conspiracy) story was pretty surreal

    • @owenschwartz5981
      @owenschwartz5981 11 месяцев назад +36

      Definitely not a Reddit story made up by Lyle for attention or anything

    • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
      @BlueisNotaWarmColour 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@owenschwartz5981 but it wasn't on Reddit. CHECKMATE, goober

    • @ThePhrog714
      @ThePhrog714 10 месяцев назад

      @@owenschwartz5981😐😐😐

    • @05Baine690
      @05Baine690 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@owenschwartz5981 probably was. The Chris and Zach one seems legit given that ppl actually do ts

  • @MoonPrincess28
    @MoonPrincess28 11 месяцев назад +639

    Adam's Alienware story never fails to crack me up.

    • @andoy_
      @andoy_ 11 месяцев назад +38

      alienware sucks bro

    • @latergator3256
      @latergator3256 11 месяцев назад +22

      @@andoy_ what happened to it?

    • @andoy_
      @andoy_ 11 месяцев назад +89

      @@latergator3256 he dropped it down the stairs

    • @deadWu
      @deadWu 11 месяцев назад

      @MoonPrincess28 unlike his Alienware... :D

    • @DagothUr3427
      @DagothUr3427 11 месяцев назад +7

      “Alienware sucks” from the dude who threw it down the stairs 😂

  • @alexbryans8594
    @alexbryans8594 11 месяцев назад +2523

    Surely I wont drop all responsibilities to listen to this for 4 hours straight.

    • @metalfan846
      @metalfan846 11 месяцев назад +84

      I just got off work I'm stoked

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 11 месяцев назад +71

      They can't keep getting away with this

    • @AW-wg5zp
      @AW-wg5zp 11 месяцев назад +56

      Erm, you know I hate to be that guy… but uh you kinda willll

    • @tankgod54
      @tankgod54 11 месяцев назад +27

      Surely I'll study for my 7:00 A.M. final.

    • @GamerScottYT
      @GamerScottYT 11 месяцев назад +6

      Give us an update in 3 hours and 42 minutes

  • @freshcowbacon1195
    @freshcowbacon1195 11 месяцев назад +657

    I like how some of their stories are relatable and sorta normal, and then out of no where they start to get more and more deranged and funny as time goes on.

    • @barrygaylien
      @barrygaylien 11 месяцев назад +30

      I like how you're able to watch a 4 hour compilation in 58 seconds

    • @freshcowbacon1195
      @freshcowbacon1195 11 месяцев назад +72

      @@barrygaylien I’ve seen the original lets plays, and I just heard one I remembered. But I’m not teaching you my secret on super sonic video watching.

    • @1OTDM
      @1OTDM 11 месяцев назад +50

      Hey everybody this guy's a PHONY

    • @freshcowbacon1195
      @freshcowbacon1195 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@1OTDM foiled once again 😔

    • @electricsabbath996
      @electricsabbath996 11 месяцев назад +6

      Did you brake your alien ware computer too ?

  • @Xploshi
    @Xploshi 11 месяцев назад +272

    The first video has gotten me through many boring flights and I’m certain this one will be just as comforting

  • @wontonschannel
    @wontonschannel 11 месяцев назад +906

    I think my 2 favorite little verbal quirks these boys share are Chris describing disgusting things as "evil" and Zach saying "that's nothing" when something isn't funny nor even unfunny

    • @nobody_gtk
      @nobody_gtk 11 месяцев назад

      I say "that's just nothing" when my gf sends me cringe reels on IG

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR 11 месяцев назад +90

      I personally enjoy “that sucks” when referring to anything Zach dislikes

    • @Boneheaded0
      @Boneheaded0 11 месяцев назад +73

      Personally I like it when tomar chants in an anchent dialect whenever he gets mad

    • @Jonksy
      @Jonksy 11 месяцев назад +21

      ''I hate that''

    • @mazsterr
      @mazsterr 11 месяцев назад +12

      This comment is nothing

  • @Wackothesick
    @Wackothesick 11 месяцев назад +782

    Oney never fails to play

    • @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006
      @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 11 месяцев назад +72

      Who's gonna tell him?
      *looks into camera
      *smirks

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs 11 месяцев назад +31

      hrmm wait a minute hrmm wait a minute

    • @Jackillantern
      @Jackillantern 11 месяцев назад +29

      Wait a minute say that again but slowly

    • @Boneheaded0
      @Boneheaded0 11 месяцев назад +14

      Wait wait wait wait WAIT I need you to recite that ONE MORE TIME. SLOWLY.

    • @swag-sn7ze
      @swag-sn7ze 11 месяцев назад +5

      either lost footage, didnt want to finish or couldnt play. sorry chris

  • @OlGurtyBSTRD
    @OlGurtyBSTRD 11 месяцев назад +184

    Chris - Love is scary when you don’t know what to do with it.
    Also Chris - I miss thine scent and the gams of yore.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 10 месяцев назад

      “Ask her if she’s down for nudes”
      “I’m not saying that”
      “Okay fine I’ll do it”

  • @ohhiowen
    @ohhiowen 11 месяцев назад +744

    Pro tip:
    Even though the video series is only on volume 2, you can adjust the sound on your device at any point.

    • @thengyyy4062
      @thengyyy4062 11 месяцев назад +43

      What the actual fuck how

    • @Elemao28
      @Elemao28 11 месяцев назад +27

      Wtff this works!??

    • @o_ver2.094
      @o_ver2.094 11 месяцев назад +11

      WHAT

    • @TheMagus1234
      @TheMagus1234 11 месяцев назад +7

      What?

    • @BillyJamesVA
      @BillyJamesVA 11 месяцев назад +3

      That is such a dad joke!

  • @940351579
    @940351579 11 месяцев назад +226

    "It's not an appointment if i have to wait an hour."
    Zach speaking hot truth right here.

    • @Tyler-mx5kt
      @Tyler-mx5kt 5 месяцев назад +1

      I’ve watched this video twice but I can’t remember where that part is. Can you timestamp it pls lol

    • @940351579
      @940351579 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tyler-mx5kt If I ever go through this 4 hour video again, I gotchya lol

    • @940351579
      @940351579 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Tyler-mx5kt holy crap I actually found it within like 30 seconds. 2:23:00

  • @Exotic_Saiyan
    @Exotic_Saiyan 11 месяцев назад +83

    Since I’ve been in college the last 3 years, I always download these long compilations so I can listen to them on my long drives back home. Today is my last day of college ever and I downloaded this for some background noise going home. Thanks for getting me through college, boys.

  • @OPdbx
    @OPdbx 11 месяцев назад +200

    the thing Dave talks about in the beginning totally happened to me and I was more afraid than I have ever been in my life. My mom (who rescued me) told me later that I didn't go that far out...

    • @BHL69
      @BHL69 11 месяцев назад +29

      Getting caught in a rip is an Australian rite of passage 😂

    • @justinbarton717
      @justinbarton717 11 месяцев назад +27

      that feeling of immediate acceptance of death is so true

    • @GreatNegus
      @GreatNegus 11 месяцев назад +10

      PSA: Apparently if that happens you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore and kinda inch your way in.

    • @theargawalathing
      @theargawalathing 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@GreatNegustrue, but also which way parallel can depend on the currents as they break from the shoreline. It's definitely easier than swimming back directly

    • @Boom2ickle
      @Boom2ickle 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yep I've been there when good old dad took me to a river in Mississippi

  • @AirsoftTim92
    @AirsoftTim92 11 месяцев назад +162

    "Did I ever tell you I had an Alienware computer? But they suck."
    "Why? What happened to it?"
    "I dropped it down the stairs."
    That could have been a Norm Macdonald joke. 😆

  • @maguschimp
    @maguschimp 11 месяцев назад +206

    I don't know if they talk about this in the comp, but in a Forespoken episode, they talk about a guy who made an infographic picture on why Smiling Friends is neo-puritan propaganda. It's just some guy on 4chan mad that Zach said that porn addiction is bad for your brain lmao.

    • @themadthatcher4869
      @themadthatcher4869 11 месяцев назад +14

      That's fantastic

    • @Unsolver
      @Unsolver 10 месяцев назад +4

      dear jesus, please link me that episode for christmas

    • @maguschimp
      @maguschimp 10 месяцев назад +1

      I think the episode is called something like "The Big Apple in Forespoken".@@Unsolver

    • @Unsolver
      @Unsolver 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@maguschimp all I could catch them talking about was a guy on Reddit who made an infographic about all the times they talked about porn and why that somehow validates his disgusting shit fetish

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 10 месяцев назад +5

      Its the opposite actually, an infograph on why his fetishes are normal cuz they brought i up inornically.

  • @ELJohnnyo
    @ELJohnnyo 11 месяцев назад +100

    Ever since I heard Zach’s story about the annoying toddler on the plane, I say “All done! All done! All done!” after dropping a deuce 😂

    • @Madness200
      @Madness200 11 месяцев назад +25

      And when you're constipated and nothing is coming out you go:
      "nooooooooooooooo"
      "nooooooooooooooo"
      "nooooooooooooooo"

  • @samg3634
    @samg3634 11 месяцев назад +58

    The “Dave’s biggest, wettest dip” story will forever be one of my fave oney plays moments

  • @godfatheromar115
    @godfatheromar115 11 месяцев назад +264

    4 hours of story. It’s like a free marvel movie!

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yeh

    • @megaultradamn
      @megaultradamn 11 месяцев назад +4

      Game-vengers

    • @GodOfExploding
      @GodOfExploding 11 месяцев назад +32

      Implying Marvel movies have story, let alone 4 hours of em

    • @megaultradamn
      @megaultradamn 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@GodOfExploding 2/5 of em have decent stories

    • @goobie23
      @goobie23 11 месяцев назад +17

      i LOVE marvel!!!
      *smiles really big in bedroom filled with marvel funko pops*

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney 11 месяцев назад +19

    “i seen you slay the rabbit” is one of my favorite stories. i love Adam and his unhinged jaw

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAI 11 месяцев назад +63

    Unscrewing the DVI cable to jump up and down with your new PC is unhinged 😂

  • @jessicah8996
    @jessicah8996 11 месяцев назад +65

    Oh thank god I thought I'd have to listen to my own thoughts as I fell asleep tonight

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 11 месяцев назад +98

    Can’t believe I never heard the “Chris fat belly hanging off the bed” story before this

  • @vergilvonkarma
    @vergilvonkarma 11 месяцев назад +96

    3:15:27
    "i try to let jesus take the wheel and crash into a wall, but jesus actually starts driving" is too good man

  • @taylororourke2525
    @taylororourke2525 11 месяцев назад +48

    I would *totally* watch a Fredrik Knudsen doc about these ‘OneyPlays Doppelgängers’. 😮

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 9 месяцев назад

      Love me some Freddy Fat-knuts.

  • @daxsinger6877
    @daxsinger6877 11 месяцев назад +22

    Can’t wait to watch this 4 times in its entirety over the next few months!

  • @allosaurustime
    @allosaurustime 11 месяцев назад +74

    Chris’s giant eagle might’ve been Haast’s eagle, an extinct eagle that would have been the largest known, and was depicted as a predator to humans in Māori folk stories

    • @sleepynoodlesromi
      @sleepynoodlesromi 11 месяцев назад +13

      That's what i was thinking, at school when i was like 9 we watched a dramatization of a haast eagle killing a lady. They cool af

  • @NongEyeGong
    @NongEyeGong 11 месяцев назад +25

    the non verbal story honestly makes me love Dave even more. We all need a bro like that.

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 11 месяцев назад +46

    Every one of cory stories are just "i was trying to be a deviant in public" or "i was a complete social outcast as a kid"

  • @votuhtx
    @votuhtx 11 месяцев назад +77

    Lyle lives the closest to a "stolen Truman show nightmare" I've ever heard

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAI 11 месяцев назад +22

    Ive been having to drive like 6 to 7 hours every day for work lately and these oneyplays videos have been keeping me sane on the aux. Like hanging with the boys on a roadtrip

    • @headpen
      @headpen 11 месяцев назад +4

      it feels like ur hanging out with ur buds.

    • @Thecuregalore94
      @Thecuregalore94 11 месяцев назад +10

      Jesus Christ that's an obnoxiously long commute. Do you live in barren outback Australia?

    • @MeMyself_andAI
      @MeMyself_andAI 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@Thecuregalore94 nah i meant i drive 6 to 7 hours everyday during my work day. I have a 1 hour commute tho. Sucks combined with 10 hour shifts 5 days a week. But at least im not Tomar 😔

    • @kie_stone
      @kie_stone 11 месяцев назад +11

      If you care about usage of data from RUclips while listening to this, someone on SoundCloud rips the audio from the COMPLETEs and one-offs as they are a trucker who likes listening to them in the background. Same titles as the episodes here but have AUDIO ONLY after it.

    • @MeMyself_andAI
      @MeMyself_andAI 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@kie_stone ty!

  • @dreadlordhg360
    @dreadlordhg360 11 месяцев назад +13

    I'm watching this while having very painful diarrhea that's irritating my haemorrhoids and it's bringing me warm comfort.

    • @Slinkybro
      @Slinkybro 7 месяцев назад +1

      Feeling the pain rn brother shitting screaming crying bleeding praying wishing for better asshole health while laughing

  • @engineerforthefuture8593
    @engineerforthefuture8593 11 месяцев назад +147

    After seeing the thumbnail, I just wanna spoonfeed Zach hearty broth until he feels better.

    • @Sypitz
      @Sypitz 11 месяцев назад +3

      What kind of broth? Chicken?

    • @engineerforthefuture8593
      @engineerforthefuture8593 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@Sypitz whatever kind he needs

    • @sunnyd9884
      @sunnyd9884 11 месяцев назад +15

      he needs chicken embryo dandruff and root of burdock with some frog bones ❤

    • @theargawalathing
      @theargawalathing 11 месяцев назад +14

      The primordial broth

    • @Silva-avliS
      @Silva-avliS 11 месяцев назад +3

      boiling hot broth

  • @TylerTheNintendoMaster
    @TylerTheNintendoMaster 11 месяцев назад +85

    The ocean tried to take Dave, then it rejected him

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 11 месяцев назад +21

      Poseidon spared him so that he may go on to make Friday Night Funkin'

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa 11 месяцев назад +41

    1:09:04 this is the most cognizant Adam's ever been. I didn't recognize him at first 💀

  • @DoodleThis
    @DoodleThis 11 месяцев назад +7

    Currently stuck in bed with a terrible fever. Thank you for posting this, probably shouldn’t be listening to this since every time I laugh I cough but the video helps me relax

  • @FullMetalVevo
    @FullMetalVevo 11 месяцев назад +36

    I hope one day we can see Lyle interact with Dark Lyle. Maybe Dark Chris and Zack could also make an appearance

  • @rotatceps95
    @rotatceps95 10 месяцев назад +6

    I always love these best of stories compilation because I watch them with my brother (who has never watched Oneyplays). While this plays in the background, occasionally ill have to pull up another oneyplays video to explain a reference or something and seeing him laugh at these jokes and stories I’ve heard a hundred times before is always so cool. I know for a fact I’ll get nostalgic for this some day.

  • @Algojuker
    @Algojuker 11 месяцев назад +27

    Oneyplays at it still being a livesaver for those in need of actually entertaining and hilarious background noise.

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 9 месяцев назад +11

    Fun fact, did you know that Adam is actually in almost every episode of Oney plays since 2018? He just non-verbally jelques off-mic

  • @BrotherShamus
    @BrotherShamus 11 месяцев назад +20

    I hope we finally get the Green Cumulon lore that they've been teasing for so long now

  • @Dr3Mc3Ninja
    @Dr3Mc3Ninja 11 месяцев назад +97

    Adam has enough rizz to get lesbians to go with him in a 3-way, but not enough braincells to understand that computers are fragile.

    • @kie_stone
      @kie_stone 11 месяцев назад +16

      He min-maxed life with priorities in mind

    • @seansmith6255
      @seansmith6255 11 месяцев назад +19

      For those confused
      Rizz: pouring hot Greece on a woman's face

    • @yungpm
      @yungpm 3 месяца назад

      @@seansmith6255 I just shoot my hot grease across the room to impress them

  • @alexc6741
    @alexc6741 11 месяцев назад +20

    Oney fucking with his mom with the crash bandicoot theme kills me everytime

  • @mirage6844
    @mirage6844 11 месяцев назад +27

    I put this on during the night so I fall asleep and have little trolls run around in my head

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR 11 месяцев назад +5

      If you fall asleep listening to this it will subtlety influence your subconscious and make you a water person

  • @sv3n514
    @sv3n514 11 месяцев назад +15

    Chris finding a way to piss off his mom with the crash bandicoot theme is so fucking funny

  • @youngkhronic2243
    @youngkhronic2243 11 месяцев назад +16

    "you can't say that to people."-chris, the person that definitely says the most things you shouldn't say to people

  • @catbirthdays
    @catbirthdays 11 месяцев назад +21

    The Crash theme in the car story is still one of the funniest things ive ever heard

  • @schizoidtravis8116
    @schizoidtravis8116 11 месяцев назад +34

    Just started an exam and now I have a reason to quit! Thank you, Oneyplays

  • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
    @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 11 месяцев назад +11

    Dave’s story of McDonald’s never fails to make me smile

  • @twistedtick
    @twistedtick 11 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for uploading this right before my shift at work. Now I can listen all night while I work.

  • @mjrtaurus2714
    @mjrtaurus2714 10 месяцев назад +7

    Lyle cackling at "I miss thine scent" is a mood.

  • @morgboat744
    @morgboat744 11 месяцев назад +25

    i swear to god Lyle’s life is just made
    up of randomly generated sidequests

  • @tootsie_
    @tootsie_ 11 месяцев назад +53

    We need a compilation of all the best Lyle rat stories and the thumbnail needs to be Lyle with his Excalibur (a belt with a bloodied buckle)

    • @megaultradamn
      @megaultradamn 11 месяцев назад +4

      Ratscalibur Rapscallion is his medieval name.

    • @Zlarel
      @Zlarel 9 месяцев назад

      I can picture it perfectly...

  • @lando7206
    @lando7206 11 месяцев назад +78

    I would love to see an "Us" type movie where its all the Oney member's fighting off their fake clones (19:41 for context)

    • @amoongoos
      @amoongoos 11 месяцев назад +6

      These people were pretending to be Gooseworx and other related to Oneyplays persons after episode came out. They're creepy

  • @philip5513
    @philip5513 11 месяцев назад +12

    Adam having empath levels of care for inanimate objects should be the subject of a study

    • @nonessentialanalog
      @nonessentialanalog 11 месяцев назад +2

      Funny he does have empathy for inanimate objects but he seems to just be rude to other people?

    • @jasonrobinson401
      @jasonrobinson401 11 месяцев назад +3

      Not Alienware computers though...

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 11 месяцев назад +21

    3:32:00 Wow I just realized even Cory warns Adam about being a moran sometimes. 🤯

  • @hammo-og
    @hammo-og 11 месяцев назад +14

    god I love all of these people, thank you various oneys, guests, and editors. also, i know the fucking alienware story, i know it's coming, and it still makes me wince, laugh, and put my head in my hands every time

  • @mr.pikmin4804
    @mr.pikmin4804 11 месяцев назад +8

    Thanks for giving me funny stories to fall asleep to. 🛌

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 6 месяцев назад +5

    Imagining a small child just accepting their fate after being pulled out to sea by a riptide is so funny

  • @oweeb5909
    @oweeb5909 3 месяца назад +2

    Back from gooning at 3am with a cold sweat, great vid to fall asleep too

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 11 месяцев назад +22

    Chris: I play games on RUclips.
    Realtor: Is it because you are good at games?
    Self-aware Chris: …..

  • @Madness200
    @Madness200 11 месяцев назад +5

    I love how Dave tells stories.

  • @bloody_pupcakes
    @bloody_pupcakes 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love watching these comps while sleeping

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 3 дня назад +1

    35:48 I had a similar experience when my friends and I went to go see Cats. Through most of the film everyone was dead silent, minus the occasional whisper. But when the film ended and the credits started, instead of clapping, the theater burst into laughter in unison. It was such a crazy experience.

  • @MistaBrandoVA
    @MistaBrandoVA 11 месяцев назад +25

    I appreciate how in the middle of them telling real stories they insert Zach trying to convince them that as a child he knew a 40 year old man who’d dress as Ash Ketchum and paint his rat yellow to play Pokemon with them

  • @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004
    @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004 11 месяцев назад +18

    11:51 “Hey sexy little mamas” made me laugh so hard holy crap

    • @daveson1014
      @daveson1014 8 месяцев назад

      It reminds me of something Johnny bravo would say😂😂😂

  • @sporovid5856
    @sporovid5856 11 месяцев назад +7

    It really is amazing how Cory seems normal when Adam is around

  • @mitchellyoder324
    @mitchellyoder324 11 месяцев назад +22

    Did anyone else notice Chris's dream was basically the fire giant from elden ring

  • @nostairwayy
    @nostairwayy 6 месяцев назад +2

    Zach just explaining the plot to Planes, Trains and Automobiles while Corey was just following it was hilarious

  • @gabrocking
    @gabrocking 11 месяцев назад +3

    These story compilations help me fall asleep, so this is awesome :)

  • @danieldeanharrison
    @danieldeanharrison 11 месяцев назад +6

    Perfect upload timing, I got something to fall asleep too 👌🏻.

    • @danieldeanharrison
      @danieldeanharrison 11 месяцев назад +1

      Not gonna lie this and spaceship ambiance sounds are going to be my go too sleep vids tonight. (Sorry Adam no, mukbang for this guy).

    • @telophasemusic
      @telophasemusic 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@danieldeanharrisonI've fallen asleep to their KH2 and yiik play throughs way too many times I should admit lol

  • @WillBrendon
    @WillBrendon 11 месяцев назад +9

    "What would YOU do?" about wing-manning.
    The most lucid Adam has ever sounded on the entire show. And he's right.

  • @oramulk5901
    @oramulk5901 11 месяцев назад +11

    We're gonna be roasting chestnuts around the fire with this one

  • @genericboiforalltheworldsjoy
    @genericboiforalltheworldsjoy 11 месяцев назад +13

    (20:13) If these catfishers actually convinced the victim that he was talking to the real Zach Hadel, then either the imposter did a frighteningly dead-on impression or the victim was gullible enough to not question why "Zach" wasn't speaking with his usual distinctive voice.

  • @yurifan3000
    @yurifan3000 11 месяцев назад +65

    hearing the “fake/catfish chris and zach” story is kind of crazy because i knew the guy who was impersonating chris personally

    • @colbubratbub2649
      @colbubratbub2649 11 месяцев назад +5

      u gotta be lying, if not, elaborate plzzzzz

    • @luvuberrymuch49
      @luvuberrymuch49 11 месяцев назад +17

      I want to believe you so bad I really do

    • @yurifan3000
      @yurifan3000 11 месяцев назад

      @@colbubratbub2649 ok so i ran into some kind of weird “kin” circles when i was like 14-15. i think i knew this guy until i was like 18? i think we only had one one-on-one conversation but i didn’t like him because i thought he was overly edgy and annoying lol.
      but yeah he said he WAS chris. like irl. you know how people can “kin” (as in otherkin) people? those were called “factkin.” that’s what this guy was. his boyfriend (he called him his fiancé lmao) was the same but with zach. he would draw yaoi of chris and zach and be like “me and my fiancé” it was kinda funny lol. years before he started saying he was chris he was doing the same thing but with vinny from vinesauce. im also pretty sure he was weirdly into school shooters.

    • @kukumatz4502
      @kukumatz4502 11 месяцев назад

      If true, spill deets

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh 11 месяцев назад

      I am yurifan3000 and I will tell you the story if you PayPal me 6 doge coins

  • @rw3404
    @rw3404 11 месяцев назад +7

    Me as a kid: "Tell me a bedtime story, mom."
    Me, 20+ years later: "Tell me a bedtime story, Oney."

  • @cshimp10
    @cshimp10 9 месяцев назад +5

    Here's a series of events that happened to me once.
    >I used to be a Mod on a Gmod server [don't judge, I was young once.]
    >I caught a kid blatantly using cheats, so I banned him [after grabbing plenty of video evidence/screenshots]
    >After his ban, he made a report to uplift the ban; "I did nothing wrong, he's lying about me."
    >Since I had posted the video evidence to my personal RUclips account, he'd commeted from HIS own account on the video.
    So now I had access to his channel, and all the videos showing off his cheats/hacks.
    >I forward this info to the report, stating 'Look at all his videos, he's a blatant cheater.'
    >I took the chance, and downloaded several of his own videos, because as soon as I brought it up I thought to myself 'He's definitely going to delete these immediately.'
    To no ones surprise; he did.
    >"Here's the video[s] he deleted, I took the chance to download it knowing he'd delete [the video]."
    >Little hacker stated; "He's impersonating me and making me look bad."
    >The main Admin of the entire server/community simply replied, "No.", to his appeal.
    I don't think I could've written a better moment in my life if I tried.

  • @inspektorblacket2356
    @inspektorblacket2356 8 месяцев назад +7

    This is the perfect video for me to fall asleep to. God I wish Sleepy Cabin was back.

    • @zombiedino184
      @zombiedino184 8 месяцев назад +3

      It’s been like 7 years since the last podcast. Let it die

    • @hard.g0re
      @hard.g0re 3 месяца назад

      ​@@zombiedino184never...

    • @zombiedino184
      @zombiedino184 3 месяца назад

      @@hard.g0re ok keep wishin then…

  • @Z3r0_L1f3
    @Z3r0_L1f3 10 месяцев назад +9

    The Rat Crucifixion happened at a Chinese university. The boy caught the rat and proceeded to torture and burn it before crucifying it and putting it up outside his university on show. It sparked animal rights to be brought up at the time

    • @yungpm
      @yungpm 3 месяца назад +2

      Didn’t it eat his pet turtle?

  • @CorwinWolf
    @CorwinWolf 11 месяцев назад +14

    Adam's way of telling stories gets me every time.

  • @quagernag
    @quagernag 11 месяцев назад +3

    Just as I needed a bedtime story from my favourite uncles this drops ❤😪💨

  • @SUNDOWNER88
    @SUNDOWNER88 11 месяцев назад +2

    I have consumed at least 40h of oneyplays content. this fits my mental collection well

  • @JordanFinlay-x1g
    @JordanFinlay-x1g 2 месяца назад +2

    I listen to these at work

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 26 дней назад +1

    Child Chris being brought back to shore by waves was literally an act of a higher power. Poseidon himself wanted Chris to live long enough to become a Funny Guy

  • @bobaorc7839
    @bobaorc7839 11 месяцев назад +6

    "Goodbye everyone I know and love, I'm dead" needs to be on a tombstone. Dave is so fucking funny, the shit he says and how he says it always crack me up

  • @MoonMan1267
    @MoonMan1267 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Love is scary when you don't know what to do with it." -Chris O'Neil

  • @annoyedcrab6078
    @annoyedcrab6078 5 месяцев назад +4

    ignore me
    1:33 (alienware)
    3:19 (diarrhea cruise)
    59:32 (not-quite-shart)
    1:03:14 (rat crucifixion)
    1:25:14 (habanero nugget sauce)
    1:33:25 (GTA roleplay)
    1:45:55 (pole water)
    1:37:28 (Armenian Cory + Ninjamuffin)
    1:55:12 (principals)
    2:26:53 (anniversary video)
    2:45:17 (stinkbomb)
    2:56:13 (Diarrhoea critic)
    3:01:29 (mario romhack)
    3:09:40 (wild boar)
    3:27:30 (scientologists vs poop song)
    3:49:27 (kitchen hose-down)

  • @starsystem5918
    @starsystem5918 11 месяцев назад +3

    LETS GOO VOLUME 2 OF MY FAVORITE COMPILATION

  • @xxrad_chadxx6934
    @xxrad_chadxx6934 11 месяцев назад +10

    46:06 fucking love when Chris says “tomar? He’s not Mexican”

  • @douglasdiggins8296
    @douglasdiggins8296 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love how Zach comes across as the Straight Man of the group then out of nowhere drops the most otherworldly, degenerate tripe that just ends the bit because it can't be topped. Pure bliss.

  • @derekspecht6323
    @derekspecht6323 11 месяцев назад +2

    4 hours of mind numbing entertainment. I enjoy.

  • @G-mg8hn
    @G-mg8hn 9 месяцев назад +5

    Oh my god. I think I encountered that Lyle catfish way back. Back when I was a dumb child that was trying to add my favorite YT creators on Facebook. I'm pretty sure I drew a drawing of Lyle for him and he made a promise that he would put it as his YT banner. I asked him every day for like a week when he would do it and he was like "ah ha yeah I'll put it up soon". After the fact I thought he was some roleplay account or something, no idea it went this deep :o

  • @TheBigsby111
    @TheBigsby111 7 месяцев назад +4

    “Wait is this real? What is it called”
    “Rat drives car”

  • @TeslaCharge1852
    @TeslaCharge1852 10 месяцев назад +6

    Leave it up to Zach to explain the entire plot of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles in such a way that it seemed like a believable story at first

  • @Tanker20077
    @Tanker20077 11 месяцев назад +3

    These story’s were actually good and not spastic fever dreams, thanks Chris.

  • @Addmanzan
    @Addmanzan 11 месяцев назад +4

    I get my life advice from 4 hours of OneyPlays