BEST OF ZACH'S HYPOTHETICALS

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @dazedgalaxy6792
    @dazedgalaxy6792 2 года назад +18267

    I love that no matter what you do in Zach’s hypothetical he will always desperately try to convince you that you picked the wrong option

    • @jamesb1988
      @jamesb1988 2 года назад +420

      That's called playing the Devil's advocate 😂

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 года назад +500

      @@jamesb1988
      I feel there’s an extra degree of separation that doesn’t need to be there. “Playing”, “advocate”, maybe even both.

    • @GoobNoob
      @GoobNoob 2 года назад +65

      It was at 999 likes. I was the 1000th like. You're welcome Buddy

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 2 года назад +20

      I hate it when he does that.

    • @ZebraOnYourNose
      @ZebraOnYourNose 2 года назад +201

      Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

  • @Dr3Mc3Ninja
    @Dr3Mc3Ninja 2 года назад +12873

    I love when the initial hypothetical is not at all tricky to answer, and Zach just keeps adding details to try and make the hypothetical more or less tempting.

    • @OddJames
      @OddJames 2 года назад +423

      my favorite thing about the whole Tomar as a long neck is they made it into a worms level 😂😂

    • @PinkBunnyCorporation
      @PinkBunnyCorporation 2 года назад +207

      @@OddJames Otto Heckel(an oneyplays compilations channel) made those dent head tomars eating tree stars and they used it. True fan interaction.

    • @OddJames
      @OddJames 2 года назад

      @@PinkBunnyCorporation he's lucky he did not get banned on every platform...

    • @yungskeleton-wotvffbe8939
      @yungskeleton-wotvffbe8939 2 года назад +170

      My favorite is when the person being asked the question has actually 0 agency on the outcome, like the one with uncle Moguila and the Little Critter

    • @Hiflipsicasian
      @Hiflipsicasian 2 года назад +71

      @@PinkBunnyCorporation Its so sad how they had to block him on every single platform following this :(

  • @SmellenBellen
    @SmellenBellen 2 года назад +2432

    My favorite part is that Zach always contradicts their answer by going “you would really do that?!” regardless of the answer

    • @goodolnonamee
      @goodolnonamee 2 года назад +52

      Especially with the green saucer one, he does it right away with Chris and Tomar's answer

    • @SmellenBellen
      @SmellenBellen 2 года назад +12

      @@goodolnonamee funny enough I think that was the one where I decided to make this comment

    • @goodolnonamee
      @goodolnonamee 2 года назад +18

      @@SmellenBellen It's the most blatant example, Zach just loves torturing them LMAO

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 Год назад +12

      Because his hypotheticals are ultimatums of absurd circumstances that are crazy no matter what you choose.

    • @Joeljaboy
      @Joeljaboy 8 месяцев назад +1

      “what do you mean”

  • @SkeletonKnifeFight
    @SkeletonKnifeFight 2 года назад +1215

    My favorite Zach hypothetical gimmick is when he asks a question and the answer is "no" and he tries to sweeten the deal by adding something objectively much worse. "Would you be ok if you had a meter on your body that showed when you were full of pee?" "What, no" "Ok but what if you also had one for poop"

  • @willyween6933
    @willyween6933 Год назад +3122

    it still gets me whenever I hear the “If a big SUV ran over your head and destroyed it, do you think you’d be entitled to self defense?” hypothetical.

    • @poppinlochnesshopster3249
      @poppinlochnesshopster3249 8 месяцев назад +146

      I swear he said "hand" at first then changed it when he realized they had misheard him.

    • @The_Wampy
      @The_Wampy 7 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@poppinlochnesshopster3249
      He definitely said hand

    • @thebevilofbellskitchen
      @thebevilofbellskitchen 7 месяцев назад +19

      The visuals become so visceral when it’s his head

    • @Eddiemartian659
      @Eddiemartian659 6 месяцев назад +15

      I was listening to this while working and that bit took me the fuck out I had to pause it

    • @willyween6933
      @willyween6933 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@Eddiemartian659 I’m on that same shit. I posted this comment bc I was working as a vendor last summer which involves me going into local supermarkets and stocking their shelves with our product. Long story short, I was listening to this and that hypothetical caught me off guard again and I felt like an actual psychopath trying to hold back my laughter in front of some of the customers roaming the aisles💀

  • @Crim_5009
    @Crim_5009 2 года назад +5199

    Tweety Bird and Jim Crow in the same hospital room on life support is the most schizophrenic scenario I have ever heard

    • @eamo2334
      @eamo2334 2 года назад +411

      It's so funny Lyle thought Jim Crow Laws were laws made by a guy called Jim Crow.

    • @AtomicFlounder42
      @AtomicFlounder42 2 года назад +58

      @@eamo2334 were they not?

    • @fuckyoutube9305
      @fuckyoutube9305 2 года назад +286

      @@AtomicFlounder42
      they were, they were made by Sir James Francis Crow in 1343 after Nero tried to invade the Phillipines in search of nuclear weapons

    • @AtomicFlounder42
      @AtomicFlounder42 2 года назад

      @@fuckyoutube9305 I know that's not right, but I can't place my finger on how

    • @taterboob
      @taterboob 2 года назад +10

      @@eamo2334 I wouldn't have known that either. Some people don't really care that much about the subject.

  • @Roach_Dogg_JR
    @Roach_Dogg_JR 2 года назад +2810

    Zach’s hypotheticals are more like choose your own adventure books except made by a genuine psychopath.

    • @Colinsmod
      @Colinsmod 2 года назад +96

      That reminds me that I once saw someone give a great example of the difference between Zach and Cory. Zach is a genius playing the role of a psychopath, while Cory is a genuine psychopath.

    • @morgantodd3748
      @morgantodd3748 2 года назад +1

      @@Colinsmod Cory's just a sperg.

    • @roachdoggjr3529
      @roachdoggjr3529 2 года назад +18

      RoachDoggJR

    • @roachdoggjr7020
      @roachdoggjr7020 2 года назад +10

      @@roachdoggjr3529 another

    • @ContrailLime
      @ContrailLime 2 года назад +11

      @@roachdoggjr3529 Is it you brother?

  • @iamsocoolzy
    @iamsocoolzy 2 года назад +4105

    Zach adding "tiny" or "little" before everything makes it 23% funnier

    • @kingamity1985
      @kingamity1985 Год назад +130

      Unnecessary adjectives are the best

    • @Kacky
      @Kacky Год назад +61

      20% cooler

    • @ehhh2547
      @ehhh2547 Год назад +17

      ​@@Kackybanger

    • @KuonilerariLoufanwald
      @KuonilerariLoufanwald 10 месяцев назад +50

      I like his precise percentages too like 1% greener versus just greener

    • @Shadows_Inc
      @Shadows_Inc 9 месяцев назад +1

      It makes it a "little" funnier even.

  • @slipperyquark3885
    @slipperyquark3885 2 года назад +1709

    43:53 Absolutely love the idea of a grown adult being accused of lying for years to their partner and responding to the accusations with “nuh uh”

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 2 года назад +1

      Average redditor

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +152

      I love how Chris' response would be to just drop everything and immediately walk out, abandoning the years long relationship with no hesitation.

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits Год назад +39

      Fym nuh uh

    • @dataexpunged4784
      @dataexpunged4784 Год назад +18

      I think Shaggy wrote a song about that

    • @cardspider9859
      @cardspider9859 Год назад +2

      no you don't

  • @hectortellezgarcia1155
    @hectortellezgarcia1155 2 года назад +2141

    I'm 100% convinced Zach is a banished trickster god, because without realizing I find myself eerily tempted by a lot of these. Also it's amazing how invested Chris, Tomar and Lyle get in them.

    • @alfiegordon9013
      @alfiegordon9013 Год назад +80

      After the hellbenders pitch he decided to dedicate his life to learning how to make bad things sound halfway acceptable

    • @ferrisbueller9991
      @ferrisbueller9991 Год назад +22

      @@alfiegordon9013 Shots fired. Does that explain Smiling Friends?

    • @cardspider9859
      @cardspider9859 Год назад +5

      that's too high of a percentage don't get ahead of yourself.

    • @Unsolver
      @Unsolver Год назад +11

      ​@@cardspider9859wow, percentagephobic much?

  • @Brucifer2
    @Brucifer2 2 года назад +1241

    Tomar's response to the self defense question about getting ran over is the most emotion i have ever heard from him outside of voice acting. He gets so mad about how absurd the question is and i love it.

    • @Pbairsoftman
      @Pbairsoftman 2 года назад +180

      Zack absolutely said “hand” at first but just rolled with it when Tomar heard it as head

    • @uncledoctor6920
      @uncledoctor6920 2 года назад +73

      Even more then when Chris talked about snipping off Santa's prolapse

    • @justinfromdietweeb3553
      @justinfromdietweeb3553 2 года назад +13

      Timestamp pls

    • @bigchonkerraccoon5046
      @bigchonkerraccoon5046 2 года назад +27

      @@justinfromdietweeb3553 10:40

    • @ericowens3075
      @ericowens3075 2 года назад +48

      the hulk funko pop question got him pretty heated

  • @sarmin8008
    @sarmin8008 2 года назад +5307

    I really want Zach to host a D&D campaign. He would mentally break his players in one session

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 2 года назад +162

      ​@Squigeon Thats basically what hypotherical is,a small roleplay session

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag Год назад +156

      This is my favourite idea for them. It could be called Tomars & Tunnels?

    • @GhostofKittyKatDawg
      @GhostofKittyKatDawg Год назад +106

      ​@@quagernag tunnels & tomars rolls better off the tongue

    • @greglinsmythe3375
      @greglinsmythe3375 Год назад +34

      @@GhostofKittyKatDawgNo, Tomars and Tunnels is best. It’s the original and sounds better.

    • @Vilified_Vagabond
      @Vilified_Vagabond Год назад +29

      Dude after watching the die of laughter I imagined how absurd and hysterical an Oneyplays dnd session would be.

  • @NurseValentineSG
    @NurseValentineSG 2 года назад +3032

    Man, 2 hours of Zach going "Tomar, would you", followed by Tomar going "I dunno"?
    That's amazing.

    • @PsycSemblance
      @PsycSemblance 2 года назад +21

      beat me to it, was gunna comment the same thing lol

    • @maximillionpegasus5160
      @maximillionpegasus5160 2 года назад +187

      alternatively, Tomar gives a very reasonable and realistic response, and Zach goes "YOU'D REALLY DO THAT AWHAWHAWHAW"

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 2 года назад +92

      "tomar, would you/would you become...(insert random verb or noun) if you/if you got (small amount of money or superpower)?"
      "what, like...(slight clarification on given verb, noun, money, or superpower)? No! of course not, what?/yeah! of course, why wouldn't i?"

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 Год назад +4

      Tomar #1 XD

    • @Goatllama
      @Goatllama Год назад +6

      Tomar really contributes so much

  • @d00gz_
    @d00gz_ 2 года назад +598

    Amazing how Zach put the annoying alien hypothetical into Smiling Friends, complete with the punching reaction

    • @RighBread
      @RighBread 2 года назад +69

      He was actually just doing research.

    • @puffwad
      @puffwad Год назад

      He really blessed us OneyPlays autists

  • @mrfoozy47
    @mrfoozy47 2 года назад +308

    I love how on the IQ point increase question, Zach is actually haggling with Tomar and Chris about how many points up they could go, as if he really could raise their IQ with magic, but is somehow constrained as to how much he can offer them

    • @maxkordon
      @maxkordon 7 месяцев назад +21

      Well yeah let’s not be greedy here, a 50 point increase would be ridiculous

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 5 месяцев назад

      ⁠@MorganNull-uj6uuI just Googled, and apparently average is 100 points, and 150 is higher than 99.8% of all people.

    • @felixisme
      @felixisme 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@MorganNull-uj6uu Yeh, top 0.01%

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 3 месяца назад +2

      ⁠@MorganNull-uj6uu150 is beyond genius level, I think 140 is generally regarded as the ‘cutoff’ for genius. 0.04% of people have a 150 or above

  • @chimerschang
    @chimerschang 2 года назад +8458

    I like how Zach doesn't even attempt to make a legitimate case as to why a surgically-implanted pee meter would be desirable or beneficial.

    • @TheNovaZone
      @TheNovaZone 2 года назад +1589

      Because it's the future and you can get a bionic upgrade.

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 2 года назад +461

      @@TheNovaZone youve convinced me

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 2 года назад +372

      Because then it would be like living in The Sims but in real life, watching all these stupid stat bars going up and down. You ever gone to the toilet but realise you didn't really need to go at all? Wouldn't happen if you had a pee bar, just saying.

    • @connorhardlytries8526
      @connorhardlytries8526 2 года назад +85

      @@Vaguer_Weevil okay but now you are the only one that can’t see it

    • @enthiegavoir5955
      @enthiegavoir5955 2 года назад +180

      "Well it sounds like beggars can't be choosers"

  • @JenerikEt
    @JenerikEt 2 года назад +7417

    I want a show of Zach as a genie, except instead of granting wishes, he just follows the guy around presenting hypothetical compromises until he finally accepts one and it becomes real

    • @omadselc
      @omadselc 2 года назад +364

      That's a funny ass concept

    • @stuv1996
      @stuv1996 2 года назад +53

      I love it

    • @stuv1996
      @stuv1996 2 года назад +64

      Greenlit

    • @aztecserpent5525
      @aztecserpent5525 2 года назад +236

      Oh my god Adult Swim would pick up the shit out of this. We just need to get like 4 good seasons of Smiling Friends and they’ll take anything his little goblinoid brain dreams up

    • @notworthit7708
      @notworthit7708 2 года назад +28

      Good episode idea for really just any show. I could see that in a new episode of Arthur.

  • @operationb.e.n6480
    @operationb.e.n6480 2 года назад +3796

    We all need a friend like Zach who just throws unprompted hypotheticals at us

    • @smileguyanimations8776
      @smileguyanimations8776 2 года назад +64

      I’m that friend to my friend group

    • @Emperorhirohito19272
      @Emperorhirohito19272 2 года назад +88

      My friends hate it when I do that

    • @iseetheendisnear2416
      @iseetheendisnear2416 2 года назад +178

      Dude, what would you do if one of your friends starts throwing hypotheticals at you unpormpted?

    • @bilbobaggins5938
      @bilbobaggins5938 2 года назад +36

      What would you do if you had a friend like Zach and he threw unprompted hypotheticals at you?

    • @amazingpasta666
      @amazingpasta666 2 года назад +26

      I used to know someone like that except it wasn't funny in the slightest and it got to a point where my friends and I eventually just stopped talking to them

  • @scroogemcduck8509
    @scroogemcduck8509 2 года назад +314

    41:30 Zach throws in the rule “you have to say mommy” with no explanation before abandoning the idea

  • @seafoam__
    @seafoam__ Год назад +573

    "Tomar yes or no, you are a tech wizard who basically loves gizmos, gadgets and fun puzzle games. You love tinkering with gizmos am I wrong or am I fucking right Tomar" has to be the best one 😭

    • @RralRonaldo
      @RralRonaldo 9 месяцев назад +35

      1:40:40

    • @KolomlynskyHSP1
      @KolomlynskyHSP1 8 месяцев назад +50

      I love how it's not even a "Would you rather"

    • @seafoam__
      @seafoam__ 8 месяцев назад +36

      @@KolomlynskyHSP1 Exactly just imposed on him lmfao

    • @funnyrreaction
      @funnyrreaction 5 месяцев назад +3

      Tomar yes or no, you are a tech wizard who basically loves gizmos, gadgets and fun puzzle games. You love tinkering with gizmos am I wrong or am I fucking right Tomar?

  • @briand5170
    @briand5170 2 года назад +1672

    The little alien that shoves his hands in your face has to have been the origin of Jeremy in smiling friends

  • @Maxlydee
    @Maxlydee 2 года назад +3530

    It’s both awesome and scary how Zach has his own show now. The possibilities are endless…

    • @KanadasKid
      @KanadasKid 2 года назад +189

      that show is just as much michael cusack as it is zach

    • @Alec_Reaper
      @Alec_Reaper 2 года назад +221

      He doesn't have his own show, that's a conspiracy.
      Zach is in my basement he hasn't drawn anything in 5 years.
      Get your facts right

    • @prohikikomo
      @prohikikomo 2 года назад +59

      @@Alec_Reaper let him out of there you snake!

    • @Alec_Reaper
      @Alec_Reaper 2 года назад

      @@prohikikomo I will if you enter my basement with no weapons or methods of contacting the outside world :)

    • @OtisMaynard
      @OtisMaynard 2 года назад +13

      I wish he went back to his yt channel

  • @ThePsychoRenegade
    @ThePsychoRenegade 2 года назад +546

    I love the quiet "the truth finally fucking comes out" after asking Tomar if he would eat tree stars.

  • @klaradeyoung1396
    @klaradeyoung1396 2 года назад +376

    Zach is gonna make One Million Dollars from smiling friends, and Tomar is gonna have to get "Tomar #1" engraved on his forehead.

    • @shoebillfan1963
      @shoebillfan1963 Год назад +40

      the hulk funko pop is bigger than the rest

  • @timgehrsitz3267
    @timgehrsitz3267 2 года назад +319

    It's always a little creature that breathes heavily

  • @SirSpycrab
    @SirSpycrab 2 года назад +459

    i like the snail hypothetical, imagine being a homeowner that always has at least one snail in your house at all times no matter how often you get rid of it, you'd think it was a curse but its just Chris trying to watch TV

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 2 года назад +730

    The only thing that can truly frighten Tomar is when Zach turns to ask him something. “What horrible scenario is he going to put me through today” he thinks

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs 2 года назад +58

      not even his beautiful wife going hammerhead frightens him

    • @strutter789
      @strutter789 2 года назад +24

      What horrible fate will unfold for Jaxxy this time?

    • @travboy101
      @travboy101 2 года назад +12

      I think the highlight of the season was when Tomar punched his fist through Zach's chest like superman

    • @phantompop3192
      @phantompop3192 2 года назад +7

      That’s simply what we experience. In reality, Tomar is using his fabled Tomar Emeralds to manipulate reality.

  • @draphking
    @draphking 2 года назад +3300

    I've used the "Doge being injected with black tar" scenario on people and it usually reveals their true colors

    • @MegaFriendlyCreeper
      @MegaFriendlyCreeper 2 года назад +818

      "In the Doge Black Tar Scenario, people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"
      The Goker

    • @TrueAuthenticSweets
      @TrueAuthenticSweets 2 года назад +111

      @@MegaFriendlyCreeper hyohyohyohyohyohyo!

    • @turdferguson9452
      @turdferguson9452 2 года назад +21

      @@MegaFriendlyCreeper Lmaoooo fucking gold

    • @noobi8002
      @noobi8002 2 года назад +83

      Anyone have a timestamp? I know it was from the marvel game but don't remember when

    • @jhinwick5251
      @jhinwick5251 2 года назад +43

      Timestamp please?

  • @NinianGhin
    @NinianGhin 2 года назад +61

    I have to have seen these clips at least fifteen times at this point, but I only noticed today that just as Zach says the word "one" at 42:30 the screen actually turns 1% more green for the rest of the clip.

  • @ThePupSquad
    @ThePupSquad 6 месяцев назад +32

    watching this because of smiling friends i have to say zach’s humor really is just “how would a normal person genuinely react in a completely absurd situation” and i really enjoy it

  • @pandinus1377
    @pandinus1377 2 года назад +761

    Half of this is gonna be every plot point for the next smiling friends season

    • @NexatBlackflame
      @NexatBlackflame 2 года назад +28

      @@ijmr2005 yeah pretty sure it's the basis of it, even down to punching him. And then there's a bit about punching somebody and making their lung collapse as they choke and gasp from the punch, just like Jeremy.

    • @Jimbo_Fett
      @Jimbo_Fett 2 года назад +22

      @@NexatBlackflame plus the demon in the Halloween epsidode is similar to an idea Zack explained where he wanted to animate a load of kids tearing a monkey apart and eating it alive

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Год назад +1

      @@Jimbo_Fett I love how many references Zach and Mike put into that show

  • @profquixotic3587
    @profquixotic3587 2 года назад +2022

    Zach has to be one of the funniest people on the planet, I don't know how he comes up with half the shit that comes out his mouth

    • @engagingbus7991
      @engagingbus7991 2 года назад +142

      I sometimes think the same things he does, but I dont have any clones of myself with different voices to talk to

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 2 года назад +36

      He is built different

    • @hawktuahsigmafan21
      @hawktuahsigmafan21 2 года назад

      autism probably

    • @streetpunkstreams4730
      @streetpunkstreams4730 2 года назад +79

      Its called goblinbrainism

    • @notyouraveragedave5344
      @notyouraveragedave5344 2 года назад +30

      According to biologists and religious leaders the only way to be that creative is to smoke weed

  • @NorrisTheSpider
    @NorrisTheSpider 2 года назад +536

    My favourite part about the Annoying Flying Saucer Alien Hypothetical is how Zach ridicules both Chris and Tomar for their entirely opposite reactions to the scenario

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 2 года назад +101

      There’s no way to win at a Zach hypothetical.

    • @mcshmile3436
      @mcshmile3436 2 года назад +41

      I love that the alien is Jeremy from smiling friends

    • @goodolnonamee
      @goodolnonamee 2 года назад +58

      Zach doesn't care about the answers, all he wants is to psychologically damage his mortal enemies.

  • @maximillionpegasus5160
    @maximillionpegasus5160 2 года назад +154

    1:48:53 never fails to make me laugh -
    Chris: "yeah you stupid asshole what would you do?"
    Zach: "no it gets better"

  • @mr.crowley64
    @mr.crowley64 2 года назад +83

    In the suv self defense one, I like how tomar’s first idea of self defense tools are a harpoon or a cannon

  • @trytoxania7020
    @trytoxania7020 2 года назад +494

    Pretty sure Zach hasn’t spoken a single word on the channel that I haven’t heard 5 times over but I’m happy to soak it in again

  • @alittledisgruntled
    @alittledisgruntled 2 года назад +807

    I'd love to take a glimpse inside Zach's mind... but I'm worried I wouldn't return.

    • @Fleig.
      @Fleig. 2 года назад +42

      not because you couldn't return... but because you wouldn't want to.

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 2 года назад +29

      It's just a little Norm McDonald in there lol

    • @alittledisgruntled
      @alittledisgruntled 2 года назад +17

      @@knotbots Just like that little character from Men in Black

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 2 года назад +22

      @@alittledisgruntled orion's belt...

    • @DangleBlampy
      @DangleBlampy 2 года назад

      Zachs mind overtakes your own. You end up as a perfect mind clone and when you return to your body he starts his hive mind army. Zach fucking ends the world because of your selfish thoughts

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 2 года назад +6295

    Best of Oneyplays hypotheticals: 47 minutes
    Best of Zach hypotheticals: 2 hours.
    Seems legit.

    • @streetpunkstreams4730
      @streetpunkstreams4730 2 года назад +432

      I do like the thought of Zach being a paradoxical well of exponential hypotheticals

    • @rw3404
      @rw3404 2 года назад +79

      Math is for nerds

    • @PinkBunnyCorporation
      @PinkBunnyCorporation 2 года назад +1

      He is a non-euclidian being. Do not question it you narrow minded fool.

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 2 года назад +16

      I’m the 666th like on this. You’re welcome.

    • @dusty_wings
      @dusty_wings 2 года назад +13

      @@rw3404 this made me laugh harder than it should have

  • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 2 года назад +279

    "If you could gain 26 IQ points but you gain 4 inches on your head"
    Zach predicted Dr Vegapunk's look

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +6

      Is that a Nostalga Critic character?.

    • @TheMDB123
      @TheMDB123 Год назад +7

      @@HOTD108_ It's a One Piece character

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +7

      @@TheMDB123 Same dif.

    • @Piss-l9i
      @Piss-l9i Год назад +4

      @@HOTD108_Why did I think of Linkara as Sakazuki after reading that

    • @mostverticalproductions4808
      @mostverticalproductions4808 Год назад +2

      ​@@HOTD108_ time to find the One Piece. I guess.

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney 2 года назад +557

    zach: *creates an outlandish hypothetical*
    tomar: *offers an equally stupid scenario*
    zach: no, that’s ridiculous, but imagine this

  • @lashcanYT
    @lashcanYT 2 года назад +330

    My favorite zach hypothetical is the one where he asked what would happen if he pitched a show to adult swim AND it got picked up.

  • @TechnoTurtle9974
    @TechnoTurtle9974 2 года назад +329

    I gotta give it up to Zach, the hypothetical of being entitled to self defense if Tomar's head got crushed by a car at 10:39 is one of the funniest things I've ever heard on youtube.

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost 2 года назад +197

    I love Tomar's almost angry confusion at Zach asking if he'd be entitled to self-defense if his head got crushed by an SUV

  • @jamesday8361
    @jamesday8361 2 года назад +66

    I know this is a Zach video but the feeding a sentient fleshlight chilli bit is gold on lyle’s part

  • @Andyp12
    @Andyp12 10 месяцев назад +14

    42:05 I'll never tire of the "little man noise" Zach does here.

  • @rc9145
    @rc9145 2 года назад +627

    I love how mad Chris gets at hypothetical warped little characters just denying stuff saying “Nuh uh”

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 2 года назад +44

      He has zero patience, like a true 5 year old.

    • @blastortoise
      @blastortoise 2 года назад +7

      @@HiperPivociarz The rest of this video says otherwise.

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 2 года назад +48

      @@blastortoise The rest of this video says "Nu-uh"

    • @blastortoise
      @blastortoise 2 года назад +2

      @@HiperPivociarz Spoken like someone who didn't watch the video. Are you the alt account of that guy who hates Oneyplays and everything else in the world for no reason?

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 2 года назад +24

      @@blastortoise Dude, I don't even hate Chris himself, let alone OneyPlays. I rag on him because I love him and it's a joke.

  • @cluelesswanderer
    @cluelesswanderer 2 года назад +252

    Tomar is always the perfect straight man for Zach’s insane hypotheticals. Like he actually takes it seriously and considers the question logically even when it makes zero sense.

    • @heartvalais
      @heartvalais 7 месяцев назад +6

      I answer hypotheticals like tomar because of autistic literal thinking

  • @goner2817
    @goner2817 2 года назад +241

    I never noticed during the 1% more green hypothetical that the editor actually made the screen slightly more green.

  • @thegoblonoid
    @thegoblonoid Год назад +13

    0:17 That boiling aggression in his voice makes me blow joyful air out of my nose in rapid intervals.

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr Год назад +34

    1:57:07 "Can his mouth be 50% larger than a human mouth, so Zach can make a stupid hypothetical about him?"
    The sass behind that request 🤣🤣

  • @bumberquest3031
    @bumberquest3031 2 года назад +116

    A little toddler running around the house and quickly and expertly unscrewing everything is such a funny visual

  • @big_manny
    @big_manny 2 года назад +205

    44:10 i love how outta all the shit Zack has said over the years, THIS is the thing that gets the most genuine sounding reaction of disgust outta Chris lol

  • @julianmarx2002
    @julianmarx2002 2 года назад +630

    Inspired by Zach, I've literally begun to ask all of my friend's and close acquaintances similarly absurd hypotheticals, basically every second I'm around them, and what you find is: apparently, it's human nature to not want to answer absurd hypotheticals, especially if they're about whether you think you could defeat the ghost of Anne Frank in a game of hide-and-go-seek if a million dollars were on the line

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer 2 года назад +73

      I'm sorry the your friends don't appreciate your hypotheticals

    • @turkeygod6665
      @turkeygod6665 2 года назад +30

      Im lucky one of my friends got really into my hypothetical about wooden dolls coming to life trying to kill him that only he can see. I would def play that game against anne frank tho

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 2 года назад +13

      i asked my mom a couple of these hypotheticals and i think she had a brain aneurysm

    • @kassyyar97
      @kassyyar97 2 года назад +2

      DUDE I DO THAT TOO
      Thankfully they do answer most of the time

    • @aidan5715
      @aidan5715 2 года назад +8

      If I have her diary before the game I think I could win.

  • @CandyKanna
    @CandyKanna 9 месяцев назад +26

    1:30:00 i know it's unintentional but the way zach's bigfoot went "YOU CAN TALK?!" but didn't react to the response to the red pill or blue pill implies that this sasquatch's only knowledge about humans up to that point is that they are primal enough for him to expect them not to communicate, but they can still say "red pill" and "blue pill"

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 8 месяцев назад +2

      i think about this every time it comes up too

    • @TheMaabusAdmiral
      @TheMaabusAdmiral 2 месяца назад +2

      Or maybe Zachsquatch assumed the primitive human would just point at it

  • @Dullrig
    @Dullrig 2 года назад +44

    i love how zach laughs every time he hears his hypothetical repeated back to him.

  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 2 года назад +76

    Every Zach hypothetical: "What would you do if this crazy thing happened to you but every possible positive aspect of this situation you can find is invalidated?"

  • @radryn7683
    @radryn7683 2 года назад +182

    I asked my little brother the one where his wife looks like a hammerhead shark and he said that he would sell her to an aquarium

  • @smproductions7141
    @smproductions7141 2 года назад +294

    13:06 And thus, the best Smiling Friends joke was born.

    • @Maxxatron
      @Maxxatron 2 года назад +79

      13:21 "I told you if you kept doing it I was gonna do it"
      Checks out

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 2 года назад +22

      1:05:55 They make Jeremy sounds during this part lol

    • @FentSigma
      @FentSigma 2 года назад +5

      @@FailingDuke64 nah there’s a lot of references to oneyplays hypotheticals in smiling friends

    • @bawbehh
      @bawbehh 2 года назад +45

      @@FentSigma someone made a video of the connections and Zach responded. He basically said that they weren't direct references to these hypothetical, but more that his brain just goes to the same stupid places because that's what he finds funny

    • @FentSigma
      @FentSigma 2 года назад +16

      @@bawbehh zech actually has dementia so he forgets he ever made the hypothetical and thinks he’s genius when he rethinks it

  • @josephikrakowski1137
    @josephikrakowski1137 2 года назад +42

    I would believe Zach just pitched Smiling Friends as a hypothetical to the executives at Adult Swim, while Michael just sat back and watched in horror as he was dragged in

  • @franklinturtleton6525
    @franklinturtleton6525 Год назад +22

    15:56 - Tomar's "Wait what!?" was so genuine.

  • @noone8785
    @noone8785 2 года назад +138

    There's a good chance that our reality is just one elaborate hypothetical Zach is currently thinking of.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 2 года назад +2

      So 2029 is just the product of a mundane Zach moment?

    • @phantompop3192
      @phantompop3192 2 года назад +5

      With the Tomar Emeralds in hand, Zach can will anything into existence.

  • @TheDankShrimp
    @TheDankShrimp 2 года назад +118

    "Tomar what would you do if the Joker kidnapped Jaxy and dissolved her alive in acid and then ripped the eyes of all your friends in front of you?"
    "I-I dont know, I'd be pretty upset...!"

  • @PAxRHO
    @PAxRHO 2 года назад +274

    Some of these hypotheticals melted my brain

    • @thatonedude9269
      @thatonedude9269 2 года назад +7

      what brain

    • @thatdognotthepuppy5809
      @thatdognotthepuppy5809 2 года назад +1

      @@thatonedude9269 You know, that piece of meat in our heads that you're lacking.

    • @thatonedude9269
      @thatonedude9269 2 года назад +2

      @@thatdognotthepuppy5809 went from my head to ma pants

    • @thatdognotthepuppy5809
      @thatdognotthepuppy5809 2 года назад +1

      @@thatonedude9269 Nice, that sounds like a great time.

    • @thatdognotthepuppy5809
      @thatdognotthepuppy5809 2 года назад

      @jakanz And as you can see, it ended very well. I got some southern meat, they got a BJ. Win-win, lighten up a little.

  • @Skrkro
    @Skrkro 2 года назад +21

    I love how every time zach asks "what would you do if (impossible scenario)" everyone's always like "idk I'd probably be pissed"

  • @LilGinjaMassive
    @LilGinjaMassive Год назад +9

    With a friend like Zach. You'd be prepared for anything life could possibly throw in your general direction.

  • @Xyros11
    @Xyros11 2 года назад +122

    I did not know what "tree stars" were.
    I googled it and of course one of the first results was a photoshopped image of a longneck Tomar eating tree stars.

    • @thespreer2142
      @thespreer2142 2 года назад +9

      that’s fuckin hilarious

    • @Wyrm3
      @Wyrm3 2 года назад +3

      Targeted image results

    • @joky171
      @joky171 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's still the same 😂🤣

  • @OddJames
    @OddJames 2 года назад +66

    the hypothetical about whether or not self-defense is Justified when somebody runs over your head... will always get me😂😂❤

  • @stanko00001
    @stanko00001 2 года назад +58

    44:25 I love how genuinely taken aback and offended Chris gets

  • @okbye4552
    @okbye4552 2 года назад +10

    42:06 how does mr zach make such sounds, it brings a big smile across my face.

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 2 года назад +14

    I still remember working at my job one day (I’m a hiring manager btw), and we were going through a sort of interviews, and we saw this young man come in with a big toothy smile and puppy dog eyes. He seemed very confident with himself, like he was going to get the job, but I couldn’t help but notice the…carving on his forehead. Seemed he thought it’d be a good idea to carve the phrase “Tomar Number 1” for all to see. He obviously didn’t get the job, but…I can’t get the image out of my head…it still comes to my mind, even years later…

  • @carrotsandferrets6082
    @carrotsandferrets6082 2 года назад +101

    He always somehow words his hypotheticals in the most confusing ways possible

  • @FlawlessLego
    @FlawlessLego 2 года назад +69

    Seeing “Compiled by Otto Heckel” is the greatest seal of approval ever

  • @Sammechu
    @Sammechu 2 года назад +83

    Imaging having Zach as a Dungeon Master

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 2 года назад +16

      I wish we had Oneyplays D&D. Normally I don't like to watch/listen to other people play but if it were like any of their text adventure game experiences it'd be fantastic!

  • @tommykarrick9130
    @tommykarrick9130 Год назад +31

    My favorite flavor of Zach hypothetical is “would you allow this horrible life changing thing be done to you for little to nothing in return”

  • @thevgm5478
    @thevgm5478 2 года назад +38

    My favorite hypotheticals are the ones where you literally can’t do anything and anything you do doesn’t matter. The Will Smith one is a perfect example

    • @agenttex5973
      @agenttex5973 5 месяцев назад +2

      I'm more partial to the Little Critter scenario where no matter what you do it just destroys everything lol

  • @tunasandwich8049
    @tunasandwich8049 2 года назад +65

    24:30 I am convinced Zach made Smiling friends to earn money just so Tomar can actually do this

  • @spooky6oo
    @spooky6oo 2 года назад +45

    I love when he starts a question off with "Tomar what would you do..." that's when you know it's gonna be great.

  • @Icymintfresh
    @Icymintfresh 2 года назад +63

    I love how everything “best of Zach” is pretty much just every time he speaks lol. The dude is just so funny

  • @warbee7569
    @warbee7569 2 года назад +20

    i love how zach just completely hijacked chris's hypothetical about the planet of the babes and turned it into his steampunk fantasy

  • @TheGLaDOSvideoCore
    @TheGLaDOSvideoCore 2 года назад +83

    zach: what if a really close family member started acting cartoonishly uncharacteristic
    chris: i would respond reasonably
    zach: they tell you No and to Shut Up what do you do now

    • @tricursor2481
      @tricursor2481 9 месяцев назад +6

      I love how quickly he responds with "they say nuh uh" or the uncle interrupting saying "you're full of sh** nuh uh" over and over.

  • @sltrskid
    @sltrskid 2 года назад +128

    this is just the _best_ of zach's hypotheticals. imagine the hours more of zach's kooky and goofy hypotheticals...

  • @mcfearsun
    @mcfearsun 2 года назад +117

    It’s like you guys read my mind and pulled out a little Zach figurine to talk to my ears for 2 hours thanks

  • @femezoid
    @femezoid 2 года назад +85

    I have been binge watching Zach compilations for weeks I needed this more than Tomar needs some man juice

    • @l.e.b.3541
      @l.e.b.3541 2 года назад +4

      Even more than tomars tasty treestars ?!

  • @fidget0227
    @fidget0227 8 месяцев назад +5

    I love that most of these are several clips from the same games in a row, since he just gets in a hypothetical mood sometimes

  • @Dustkey
    @Dustkey Год назад +5

    my absolute favorite oneyplays editor moment of all time is that the screen get 1% more green when Zach explains that the curse makes everything 1% more green

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 2 года назад +264

    Ah yes Otto and Oney. A meeting of the minds.

    • @RightHandmann
      @RightHandmann 2 года назад +7

      they will combine their sweet minds into one

    • @vultureuser
      @vultureuser 2 года назад +9

      i havent seen you in forever

    • @MrThemanofdoom
      @MrThemanofdoom 2 года назад +2

      @Otto Heckel this is your chance to do the fusion with Chris

    • @HOP805
      @HOP805 2 года назад +2

      You've fallen off

    • @Crispifordthe3rd515
      @Crispifordthe3rd515 2 года назад

      Finally...you don't have thousands of likes on a comment. Get screwed.

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 2 года назад +86

    Zach: "Tomar what if you were looking for your lucky piece of cheese, you look behind a wall, and some guy is just watching porn on his computer"
    Tomar: "Like he's in the wall?"
    Zach: "Yeah like he's just sitting there all embarrassed because you walked in on him like a pervert"]
    Chris: "A big ol' perv"
    Tomar: "Well I would be more confused as to why this guy was living in my office wall"
    Zach: "Yeah but like you walked in on him"
    Chris: "It isn't any of your business Tomar why are you creeping up on people?"
    Tomar: "Well if its my office why is he in there?"
    Zach: "That's non of your business to know"

    • @Thecuregalore94
      @Thecuregalore94 2 года назад +10

      Oh my God I can HEAR it. You captured everything uncannily, thank you.

    • @TheFoolish727
      @TheFoolish727 3 месяца назад

      That translates way too well

  • @jojobizadTRASH
    @jojobizadTRASH 2 года назад +102

    It's crazy how he can come up with stuff like this. Editing aside in these playthroughs, he seems like he can plan all of this out without a problem, it's really entertaining tbh. Lol

    • @snowman21279
      @snowman21279 2 года назад +6

      the way he instantly replied rosie odonnel on the stempunk planet one

  • @roscoe5427
    @roscoe5427 2 месяца назад +4

    i like how all of these hypotheticals are either
    1) there is an obvious correct choice and zach keeps adding rules to make it worse until chris and tomar give up
    or
    2) tomar is put in a situation where he can't do anything about it and everyone would think he's crazy if he talked about it

  • @ammonchristensen8189
    @ammonchristensen8189 8 месяцев назад +21

    13:07 this is literally one of the jokes from smiling friends

    • @FReaK7843
      @FReaK7843 8 месяцев назад +3

      12:41 the Theramin to summon a flying saucer is also a Smiling Friends joke, in one of the not yet released S2 episodes

  • @wispeon
    @wispeon 2 года назад +28

    The immense creativity of this man never ceases to amaze me lol

  • @vincentsmith5416
    @vincentsmith5416 2 года назад +32

    We now need a compilation of zach screaming "GET OUT OF THERE"

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 2 года назад +4

      THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

  • @herpydepth3849
    @herpydepth3849 2 года назад +31

    Zach whispering incoherent questions into Tomar's ear is a classic

  • @troothie518
    @troothie518 2 года назад +15

    I need a analog series where Zach is like a trickster spirit and his hypotheticals are deals he makes with people

  • @benbrady4652
    @benbrady4652 6 месяцев назад +4

    Love that no matter how ridiculous the question, Tomar attempts to answer it as logically as he can until he just gives up

  • @glep_
    @glep_ 2 года назад +69

    Babe look, it’s 2 hours of Zachs iconic hypotheticals

  • @themoodinator8548
    @themoodinator8548 2 года назад +43

    I love the contrast of Zach being shocked by Chris's Jaxxy-brick hypothetical when he had one about a Kremlin clubbing her to death.

  • @QuantumPineapple
    @QuantumPineapple 2 года назад +93

    2 hours of Zach hypotheticals?
    *strokes ginger beard and rubs belly with childlike glee*

  • @Robin-fx5hf
    @Robin-fx5hf Год назад +4

    the hypothetical around 12:40 about the alien making annoying noises, would you punch him, literally just ended up in Smiling Friends I cannot believe this when Charlie is walking through hell. "Dude I told you I'd do that if you did that again"

  • @benkirby5302
    @benkirby5302 Год назад +7

    I feel like Zach has an unhealthy obsession with little gremlins and creatures