I love when the initial hypothetical is not at all tricky to answer, and Zach just keeps adding details to try and make the hypothetical more or less tempting.
My favorite Zach hypothetical gimmick is when he asks a question and the answer is "no" and he tries to sweeten the deal by adding something objectively much worse. "Would you be ok if you had a meter on your body that showed when you were full of pee?" "What, no" "Ok but what if you also had one for poop"
@@Eddiemartian659 I’m on that same shit. I posted this comment bc I was working as a vendor last summer which involves me going into local supermarkets and stocking their shelves with our product. Long story short, I was listening to this and that hypothetical caught me off guard again and I felt like an actual psychopath trying to hold back my laughter in front of some of the customers roaming the aisles💀
That reminds me that I once saw someone give a great example of the difference between Zach and Cory. Zach is a genius playing the role of a psychopath, while Cory is a genuine psychopath.
I'm 100% convinced Zach is a banished trickster god, because without realizing I find myself eerily tempted by a lot of these. Also it's amazing how invested Chris, Tomar and Lyle get in them.
Tomar's response to the self defense question about getting ran over is the most emotion i have ever heard from him outside of voice acting. He gets so mad about how absurd the question is and i love it.
"tomar, would you/would you become...(insert random verb or noun) if you/if you got (small amount of money or superpower)?" "what, like...(slight clarification on given verb, noun, money, or superpower)? No! of course not, what?/yeah! of course, why wouldn't i?"
I love how on the IQ point increase question, Zach is actually haggling with Tomar and Chris about how many points up they could go, as if he really could raise their IQ with magic, but is somehow constrained as to how much he can offer them
Because then it would be like living in The Sims but in real life, watching all these stupid stat bars going up and down. You ever gone to the toilet but realise you didn't really need to go at all? Wouldn't happen if you had a pee bar, just saying.
I want a show of Zach as a genie, except instead of granting wishes, he just follows the guy around presenting hypothetical compromises until he finally accepts one and it becomes real
Oh my god Adult Swim would pick up the shit out of this. We just need to get like 4 good seasons of Smiling Friends and they’ll take anything his little goblinoid brain dreams up
I used to know someone like that except it wasn't funny in the slightest and it got to a point where my friends and I eventually just stopped talking to them
"Tomar yes or no, you are a tech wizard who basically loves gizmos, gadgets and fun puzzle games. You love tinkering with gizmos am I wrong or am I fucking right Tomar" has to be the best one 😭
Tomar yes or no, you are a tech wizard who basically loves gizmos, gadgets and fun puzzle games. You love tinkering with gizmos am I wrong or am I fucking right Tomar?
i like the snail hypothetical, imagine being a homeowner that always has at least one snail in your house at all times no matter how often you get rid of it, you'd think it was a curse but its just Chris trying to watch TV
The only thing that can truly frighten Tomar is when Zach turns to ask him something. “What horrible scenario is he going to put me through today” he thinks
"In the Doge Black Tar Scenario, people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" The Goker
I have to have seen these clips at least fifteen times at this point, but I only noticed today that just as Zach says the word "one" at 42:30 the screen actually turns 1% more green for the rest of the clip.
watching this because of smiling friends i have to say zach’s humor really is just “how would a normal person genuinely react in a completely absurd situation” and i really enjoy it
@@ijmr2005 yeah pretty sure it's the basis of it, even down to punching him. And then there's a bit about punching somebody and making their lung collapse as they choke and gasp from the punch, just like Jeremy.
@@NexatBlackflame plus the demon in the Halloween epsidode is similar to an idea Zack explained where he wanted to animate a load of kids tearing a monkey apart and eating it alive
My favourite part about the Annoying Flying Saucer Alien Hypothetical is how Zach ridicules both Chris and Tomar for their entirely opposite reactions to the scenario
Zachs mind overtakes your own. You end up as a perfect mind clone and when you return to your body he starts his hive mind army. Zach fucking ends the world because of your selfish thoughts
I gotta give it up to Zach, the hypothetical of being entitled to self defense if Tomar's head got crushed by a car at 10:39 is one of the funniest things I've ever heard on youtube.
@@HiperPivociarz Spoken like someone who didn't watch the video. Are you the alt account of that guy who hates Oneyplays and everything else in the world for no reason?
Tomar is always the perfect straight man for Zach’s insane hypotheticals. Like he actually takes it seriously and considers the question logically even when it makes zero sense.
44:10 i love how outta all the shit Zack has said over the years, THIS is the thing that gets the most genuine sounding reaction of disgust outta Chris lol
Inspired by Zach, I've literally begun to ask all of my friend's and close acquaintances similarly absurd hypotheticals, basically every second I'm around them, and what you find is: apparently, it's human nature to not want to answer absurd hypotheticals, especially if they're about whether you think you could defeat the ghost of Anne Frank in a game of hide-and-go-seek if a million dollars were on the line
Im lucky one of my friends got really into my hypothetical about wooden dolls coming to life trying to kill him that only he can see. I would def play that game against anne frank tho
1:30:00 i know it's unintentional but the way zach's bigfoot went "YOU CAN TALK?!" but didn't react to the response to the red pill or blue pill implies that this sasquatch's only knowledge about humans up to that point is that they are primal enough for him to expect them not to communicate, but they can still say "red pill" and "blue pill"
Every Zach hypothetical: "What would you do if this crazy thing happened to you but every possible positive aspect of this situation you can find is invalidated?"
@@FentSigma someone made a video of the connections and Zach responded. He basically said that they weren't direct references to these hypothetical, but more that his brain just goes to the same stupid places because that's what he finds funny
I would believe Zach just pitched Smiling Friends as a hypothetical to the executives at Adult Swim, while Michael just sat back and watched in horror as he was dragged in
"Tomar what would you do if the Joker kidnapped Jaxy and dissolved her alive in acid and then ripped the eyes of all your friends in front of you?" "I-I dont know, I'd be pretty upset...!"
I did not know what "tree stars" were. I googled it and of course one of the first results was a photoshopped image of a longneck Tomar eating tree stars.
I still remember working at my job one day (I’m a hiring manager btw), and we were going through a sort of interviews, and we saw this young man come in with a big toothy smile and puppy dog eyes. He seemed very confident with himself, like he was going to get the job, but I couldn’t help but notice the…carving on his forehead. Seemed he thought it’d be a good idea to carve the phrase “Tomar Number 1” for all to see. He obviously didn’t get the job, but…I can’t get the image out of my head…it still comes to my mind, even years later…
I wish we had Oneyplays D&D. Normally I don't like to watch/listen to other people play but if it were like any of their text adventure game experiences it'd be fantastic!
My favorite hypotheticals are the ones where you literally can’t do anything and anything you do doesn’t matter. The Will Smith one is a perfect example
zach: what if a really close family member started acting cartoonishly uncharacteristic chris: i would respond reasonably zach: they tell you No and to Shut Up what do you do now
my absolute favorite oneyplays editor moment of all time is that the screen get 1% more green when Zach explains that the curse makes everything 1% more green
Zach: "Tomar what if you were looking for your lucky piece of cheese, you look behind a wall, and some guy is just watching porn on his computer" Tomar: "Like he's in the wall?" Zach: "Yeah like he's just sitting there all embarrassed because you walked in on him like a pervert"] Chris: "A big ol' perv" Tomar: "Well I would be more confused as to why this guy was living in my office wall" Zach: "Yeah but like you walked in on him" Chris: "It isn't any of your business Tomar why are you creeping up on people?" Tomar: "Well if its my office why is he in there?" Zach: "That's non of your business to know"
It's crazy how he can come up with stuff like this. Editing aside in these playthroughs, he seems like he can plan all of this out without a problem, it's really entertaining tbh. Lol
i like how all of these hypotheticals are either 1) there is an obvious correct choice and zach keeps adding rules to make it worse until chris and tomar give up or 2) tomar is put in a situation where he can't do anything about it and everyone would think he's crazy if he talked about it
the hypothetical around 12:40 about the alien making annoying noises, would you punch him, literally just ended up in Smiling Friends I cannot believe this when Charlie is walking through hell. "Dude I told you I'd do that if you did that again"
I love that no matter what you do in Zach’s hypothetical he will always desperately try to convince you that you picked the wrong option
That's called playing the Devil's advocate 😂
@@jamesb1988
I feel there’s an extra degree of separation that doesn’t need to be there. “Playing”, “advocate”, maybe even both.
It was at 999 likes. I was the 1000th like. You're welcome Buddy
I hate it when he does that.
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
I love when the initial hypothetical is not at all tricky to answer, and Zach just keeps adding details to try and make the hypothetical more or less tempting.
my favorite thing about the whole Tomar as a long neck is they made it into a worms level 😂😂
@@OddJames Otto Heckel(an oneyplays compilations channel) made those dent head tomars eating tree stars and they used it. True fan interaction.
@@PinkBunnyCorporation he's lucky he did not get banned on every platform...
My favorite is when the person being asked the question has actually 0 agency on the outcome, like the one with uncle Moguila and the Little Critter
@@PinkBunnyCorporation Its so sad how they had to block him on every single platform following this :(
My favorite part is that Zach always contradicts their answer by going “you would really do that?!” regardless of the answer
Especially with the green saucer one, he does it right away with Chris and Tomar's answer
@@goodolnonamee funny enough I think that was the one where I decided to make this comment
@@SmellenBellen It's the most blatant example, Zach just loves torturing them LMAO
Because his hypotheticals are ultimatums of absurd circumstances that are crazy no matter what you choose.
“what do you mean”
My favorite Zach hypothetical gimmick is when he asks a question and the answer is "no" and he tries to sweeten the deal by adding something objectively much worse. "Would you be ok if you had a meter on your body that showed when you were full of pee?" "What, no" "Ok but what if you also had one for poop"
it still gets me whenever I hear the “If a big SUV ran over your head and destroyed it, do you think you’d be entitled to self defense?” hypothetical.
I swear he said "hand" at first then changed it when he realized they had misheard him.
@@poppinlochnesshopster3249
He definitely said hand
The visuals become so visceral when it’s his head
I was listening to this while working and that bit took me the fuck out I had to pause it
@@Eddiemartian659 I’m on that same shit. I posted this comment bc I was working as a vendor last summer which involves me going into local supermarkets and stocking their shelves with our product. Long story short, I was listening to this and that hypothetical caught me off guard again and I felt like an actual psychopath trying to hold back my laughter in front of some of the customers roaming the aisles💀
Tweety Bird and Jim Crow in the same hospital room on life support is the most schizophrenic scenario I have ever heard
It's so funny Lyle thought Jim Crow Laws were laws made by a guy called Jim Crow.
@@eamo2334 were they not?
@@AtomicFlounder42
they were, they were made by Sir James Francis Crow in 1343 after Nero tried to invade the Phillipines in search of nuclear weapons
@@fuckyoutube9305 I know that's not right, but I can't place my finger on how
@@eamo2334 I wouldn't have known that either. Some people don't really care that much about the subject.
Zach’s hypotheticals are more like choose your own adventure books except made by a genuine psychopath.
That reminds me that I once saw someone give a great example of the difference between Zach and Cory. Zach is a genius playing the role of a psychopath, while Cory is a genuine psychopath.
@@Colinsmod Cory's just a sperg.
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@@roachdoggjr3529 another
@@roachdoggjr3529 Is it you brother?
Zach adding "tiny" or "little" before everything makes it 23% funnier
Unnecessary adjectives are the best
20% cooler
@@Kackybanger
I like his precise percentages too like 1% greener versus just greener
It makes it a "little" funnier even.
43:53 Absolutely love the idea of a grown adult being accused of lying for years to their partner and responding to the accusations with “nuh uh”
Average redditor
I love how Chris' response would be to just drop everything and immediately walk out, abandoning the years long relationship with no hesitation.
Fym nuh uh
I think Shaggy wrote a song about that
no you don't
I'm 100% convinced Zach is a banished trickster god, because without realizing I find myself eerily tempted by a lot of these. Also it's amazing how invested Chris, Tomar and Lyle get in them.
After the hellbenders pitch he decided to dedicate his life to learning how to make bad things sound halfway acceptable
@@alfiegordon9013 Shots fired. Does that explain Smiling Friends?
that's too high of a percentage don't get ahead of yourself.
@@cardspider9859wow, percentagephobic much?
Tomar's response to the self defense question about getting ran over is the most emotion i have ever heard from him outside of voice acting. He gets so mad about how absurd the question is and i love it.
Zack absolutely said “hand” at first but just rolled with it when Tomar heard it as head
Even more then when Chris talked about snipping off Santa's prolapse
Timestamp pls
@@justinfromdietweeb3553 10:40
the hulk funko pop question got him pretty heated
I really want Zach to host a D&D campaign. He would mentally break his players in one session
@Squigeon Thats basically what hypotherical is,a small roleplay session
This is my favourite idea for them. It could be called Tomars & Tunnels?
@@quagernag tunnels & tomars rolls better off the tongue
@@GhostofKittyKatDawgNo, Tomars and Tunnels is best. It’s the original and sounds better.
Dude after watching the die of laughter I imagined how absurd and hysterical an Oneyplays dnd session would be.
Man, 2 hours of Zach going "Tomar, would you", followed by Tomar going "I dunno"?
That's amazing.
beat me to it, was gunna comment the same thing lol
alternatively, Tomar gives a very reasonable and realistic response, and Zach goes "YOU'D REALLY DO THAT AWHAWHAWHAW"
"tomar, would you/would you become...(insert random verb or noun) if you/if you got (small amount of money or superpower)?"
"what, like...(slight clarification on given verb, noun, money, or superpower)? No! of course not, what?/yeah! of course, why wouldn't i?"
Tomar #1 XD
Tomar really contributes so much
Amazing how Zach put the annoying alien hypothetical into Smiling Friends, complete with the punching reaction
He was actually just doing research.
He really blessed us OneyPlays autists
I love how on the IQ point increase question, Zach is actually haggling with Tomar and Chris about how many points up they could go, as if he really could raise their IQ with magic, but is somehow constrained as to how much he can offer them
Well yeah let’s not be greedy here, a 50 point increase would be ridiculous
@MorganNull-uj6uuI just Googled, and apparently average is 100 points, and 150 is higher than 99.8% of all people.
@MorganNull-uj6uu Yeh, top 0.01%
@MorganNull-uj6uu150 is beyond genius level, I think 140 is generally regarded as the ‘cutoff’ for genius. 0.04% of people have a 150 or above
I like how Zach doesn't even attempt to make a legitimate case as to why a surgically-implanted pee meter would be desirable or beneficial.
Because it's the future and you can get a bionic upgrade.
@@TheNovaZone youve convinced me
Because then it would be like living in The Sims but in real life, watching all these stupid stat bars going up and down. You ever gone to the toilet but realise you didn't really need to go at all? Wouldn't happen if you had a pee bar, just saying.
@@Vaguer_Weevil okay but now you are the only one that can’t see it
"Well it sounds like beggars can't be choosers"
I want a show of Zach as a genie, except instead of granting wishes, he just follows the guy around presenting hypothetical compromises until he finally accepts one and it becomes real
That's a funny ass concept
I love it
Greenlit
Oh my god Adult Swim would pick up the shit out of this. We just need to get like 4 good seasons of Smiling Friends and they’ll take anything his little goblinoid brain dreams up
Good episode idea for really just any show. I could see that in a new episode of Arthur.
We all need a friend like Zach who just throws unprompted hypotheticals at us
I’m that friend to my friend group
My friends hate it when I do that
Dude, what would you do if one of your friends starts throwing hypotheticals at you unpormpted?
What would you do if you had a friend like Zach and he threw unprompted hypotheticals at you?
I used to know someone like that except it wasn't funny in the slightest and it got to a point where my friends and I eventually just stopped talking to them
41:30 Zach throws in the rule “you have to say mommy” with no explanation before abandoning the idea
"Tomar yes or no, you are a tech wizard who basically loves gizmos, gadgets and fun puzzle games. You love tinkering with gizmos am I wrong or am I fucking right Tomar" has to be the best one 😭
1:40:40
I love how it's not even a "Would you rather"
@@KolomlynskyHSP1 Exactly just imposed on him lmfao
Tomar yes or no, you are a tech wizard who basically loves gizmos, gadgets and fun puzzle games. You love tinkering with gizmos am I wrong or am I fucking right Tomar?
The little alien that shoves his hands in your face has to have been the origin of Jeremy in smiling friends
"Told you I wasn't kidding."
1000%
"If you do that again I'm going to punch you, I'm not even kidding."
Bro time stamp pls
12:46 nvm
It’s both awesome and scary how Zach has his own show now. The possibilities are endless…
that show is just as much michael cusack as it is zach
He doesn't have his own show, that's a conspiracy.
Zach is in my basement he hasn't drawn anything in 5 years.
Get your facts right
@@Alec_Reaper let him out of there you snake!
@@prohikikomo I will if you enter my basement with no weapons or methods of contacting the outside world :)
I wish he went back to his yt channel
I love the quiet "the truth finally fucking comes out" after asking Tomar if he would eat tree stars.
Zach is gonna make One Million Dollars from smiling friends, and Tomar is gonna have to get "Tomar #1" engraved on his forehead.
the hulk funko pop is bigger than the rest
It's always a little creature that breathes heavily
With a pizzagate symbol
i like the snail hypothetical, imagine being a homeowner that always has at least one snail in your house at all times no matter how often you get rid of it, you'd think it was a curse but its just Chris trying to watch TV
The only thing that can truly frighten Tomar is when Zach turns to ask him something. “What horrible scenario is he going to put me through today” he thinks
not even his beautiful wife going hammerhead frightens him
What horrible fate will unfold for Jaxxy this time?
I think the highlight of the season was when Tomar punched his fist through Zach's chest like superman
That’s simply what we experience. In reality, Tomar is using his fabled Tomar Emeralds to manipulate reality.
I've used the "Doge being injected with black tar" scenario on people and it usually reveals their true colors
"In the Doge Black Tar Scenario, people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"
The Goker
@@MegaFriendlyCreeper hyohyohyohyohyohyo!
@@MegaFriendlyCreeper Lmaoooo fucking gold
Anyone have a timestamp? I know it was from the marvel game but don't remember when
Timestamp please?
I have to have seen these clips at least fifteen times at this point, but I only noticed today that just as Zach says the word "one" at 42:30 the screen actually turns 1% more green for the rest of the clip.
Holy shit
holy shit yea it is
watching this because of smiling friends i have to say zach’s humor really is just “how would a normal person genuinely react in a completely absurd situation” and i really enjoy it
Half of this is gonna be every plot point for the next smiling friends season
@@ijmr2005 yeah pretty sure it's the basis of it, even down to punching him. And then there's a bit about punching somebody and making their lung collapse as they choke and gasp from the punch, just like Jeremy.
@@NexatBlackflame plus the demon in the Halloween epsidode is similar to an idea Zack explained where he wanted to animate a load of kids tearing a monkey apart and eating it alive
@@Jimbo_Fett I love how many references Zach and Mike put into that show
Zach has to be one of the funniest people on the planet, I don't know how he comes up with half the shit that comes out his mouth
I sometimes think the same things he does, but I dont have any clones of myself with different voices to talk to
He is built different
autism probably
Its called goblinbrainism
According to biologists and religious leaders the only way to be that creative is to smoke weed
My favourite part about the Annoying Flying Saucer Alien Hypothetical is how Zach ridicules both Chris and Tomar for their entirely opposite reactions to the scenario
There’s no way to win at a Zach hypothetical.
I love that the alien is Jeremy from smiling friends
Zach doesn't care about the answers, all he wants is to psychologically damage his mortal enemies.
1:48:53 never fails to make me laugh -
Chris: "yeah you stupid asshole what would you do?"
Zach: "no it gets better"
In the suv self defense one, I like how tomar’s first idea of self defense tools are a harpoon or a cannon
Pretty sure Zach hasn’t spoken a single word on the channel that I haven’t heard 5 times over but I’m happy to soak it in again
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I'd love to take a glimpse inside Zach's mind... but I'm worried I wouldn't return.
not because you couldn't return... but because you wouldn't want to.
It's just a little Norm McDonald in there lol
@@knotbots Just like that little character from Men in Black
@@alittledisgruntled orion's belt...
Zachs mind overtakes your own. You end up as a perfect mind clone and when you return to your body he starts his hive mind army. Zach fucking ends the world because of your selfish thoughts
Best of Oneyplays hypotheticals: 47 minutes
Best of Zach hypotheticals: 2 hours.
Seems legit.
I do like the thought of Zach being a paradoxical well of exponential hypotheticals
Math is for nerds
He is a non-euclidian being. Do not question it you narrow minded fool.
I’m the 666th like on this. You’re welcome.
@@rw3404 this made me laugh harder than it should have
"If you could gain 26 IQ points but you gain 4 inches on your head"
Zach predicted Dr Vegapunk's look
Is that a Nostalga Critic character?.
@@HOTD108_ It's a One Piece character
@@TheMDB123 Same dif.
@@HOTD108_Why did I think of Linkara as Sakazuki after reading that
@@HOTD108_ time to find the One Piece. I guess.
zach: *creates an outlandish hypothetical*
tomar: *offers an equally stupid scenario*
zach: no, that’s ridiculous, but imagine this
My favorite zach hypothetical is the one where he asked what would happen if he pitched a show to adult swim AND it got picked up.
I gotta give it up to Zach, the hypothetical of being entitled to self defense if Tomar's head got crushed by a car at 10:39 is one of the funniest things I've ever heard on youtube.
I love Tomar's almost angry confusion at Zach asking if he'd be entitled to self-defense if his head got crushed by an SUV
I know this is a Zach video but the feeding a sentient fleshlight chilli bit is gold on lyle’s part
42:05 I'll never tire of the "little man noise" Zach does here.
I love how mad Chris gets at hypothetical warped little characters just denying stuff saying “Nuh uh”
He has zero patience, like a true 5 year old.
@@HiperPivociarz The rest of this video says otherwise.
@@blastortoise The rest of this video says "Nu-uh"
@@HiperPivociarz Spoken like someone who didn't watch the video. Are you the alt account of that guy who hates Oneyplays and everything else in the world for no reason?
@@blastortoise Dude, I don't even hate Chris himself, let alone OneyPlays. I rag on him because I love him and it's a joke.
Tomar is always the perfect straight man for Zach’s insane hypotheticals. Like he actually takes it seriously and considers the question logically even when it makes zero sense.
I answer hypotheticals like tomar because of autistic literal thinking
I never noticed during the 1% more green hypothetical that the editor actually made the screen slightly more green.
0:17 That boiling aggression in his voice makes me blow joyful air out of my nose in rapid intervals.
1:57:07 "Can his mouth be 50% larger than a human mouth, so Zach can make a stupid hypothetical about him?"
The sass behind that request 🤣🤣
A little toddler running around the house and quickly and expertly unscrewing everything is such a funny visual
44:10 i love how outta all the shit Zack has said over the years, THIS is the thing that gets the most genuine sounding reaction of disgust outta Chris lol
Inspired by Zach, I've literally begun to ask all of my friend's and close acquaintances similarly absurd hypotheticals, basically every second I'm around them, and what you find is: apparently, it's human nature to not want to answer absurd hypotheticals, especially if they're about whether you think you could defeat the ghost of Anne Frank in a game of hide-and-go-seek if a million dollars were on the line
I'm sorry the your friends don't appreciate your hypotheticals
Im lucky one of my friends got really into my hypothetical about wooden dolls coming to life trying to kill him that only he can see. I would def play that game against anne frank tho
i asked my mom a couple of these hypotheticals and i think she had a brain aneurysm
DUDE I DO THAT TOO
Thankfully they do answer most of the time
If I have her diary before the game I think I could win.
1:30:00 i know it's unintentional but the way zach's bigfoot went "YOU CAN TALK?!" but didn't react to the response to the red pill or blue pill implies that this sasquatch's only knowledge about humans up to that point is that they are primal enough for him to expect them not to communicate, but they can still say "red pill" and "blue pill"
i think about this every time it comes up too
Or maybe Zachsquatch assumed the primitive human would just point at it
i love how zach laughs every time he hears his hypothetical repeated back to him.
Every Zach hypothetical: "What would you do if this crazy thing happened to you but every possible positive aspect of this situation you can find is invalidated?"
I asked my little brother the one where his wife looks like a hammerhead shark and he said that he would sell her to an aquarium
13:06 And thus, the best Smiling Friends joke was born.
13:21 "I told you if you kept doing it I was gonna do it"
Checks out
1:05:55 They make Jeremy sounds during this part lol
@@FailingDuke64 nah there’s a lot of references to oneyplays hypotheticals in smiling friends
@@FentSigma someone made a video of the connections and Zach responded. He basically said that they weren't direct references to these hypothetical, but more that his brain just goes to the same stupid places because that's what he finds funny
@@bawbehh zech actually has dementia so he forgets he ever made the hypothetical and thinks he’s genius when he rethinks it
I would believe Zach just pitched Smiling Friends as a hypothetical to the executives at Adult Swim, while Michael just sat back and watched in horror as he was dragged in
15:56 - Tomar's "Wait what!?" was so genuine.
There's a good chance that our reality is just one elaborate hypothetical Zach is currently thinking of.
So 2029 is just the product of a mundane Zach moment?
With the Tomar Emeralds in hand, Zach can will anything into existence.
"Tomar what would you do if the Joker kidnapped Jaxy and dissolved her alive in acid and then ripped the eyes of all your friends in front of you?"
"I-I dont know, I'd be pretty upset...!"
Some of these hypotheticals melted my brain
what brain
@@thatonedude9269 You know, that piece of meat in our heads that you're lacking.
@@thatdognotthepuppy5809 went from my head to ma pants
@@thatonedude9269 Nice, that sounds like a great time.
@jakanz And as you can see, it ended very well. I got some southern meat, they got a BJ. Win-win, lighten up a little.
I love how every time zach asks "what would you do if (impossible scenario)" everyone's always like "idk I'd probably be pissed"
With a friend like Zach. You'd be prepared for anything life could possibly throw in your general direction.
I did not know what "tree stars" were.
I googled it and of course one of the first results was a photoshopped image of a longneck Tomar eating tree stars.
that’s fuckin hilarious
Targeted image results
It's still the same 😂🤣
the hypothetical about whether or not self-defense is Justified when somebody runs over your head... will always get me😂😂❤
44:25 I love how genuinely taken aback and offended Chris gets
42:06 how does mr zach make such sounds, it brings a big smile across my face.
I still remember working at my job one day (I’m a hiring manager btw), and we were going through a sort of interviews, and we saw this young man come in with a big toothy smile and puppy dog eyes. He seemed very confident with himself, like he was going to get the job, but I couldn’t help but notice the…carving on his forehead. Seemed he thought it’d be a good idea to carve the phrase “Tomar Number 1” for all to see. He obviously didn’t get the job, but…I can’t get the image out of my head…it still comes to my mind, even years later…
He always somehow words his hypotheticals in the most confusing ways possible
Seeing “Compiled by Otto Heckel” is the greatest seal of approval ever
Imaging having Zach as a Dungeon Master
I wish we had Oneyplays D&D. Normally I don't like to watch/listen to other people play but if it were like any of their text adventure game experiences it'd be fantastic!
My favorite flavor of Zach hypothetical is “would you allow this horrible life changing thing be done to you for little to nothing in return”
My favorite hypotheticals are the ones where you literally can’t do anything and anything you do doesn’t matter. The Will Smith one is a perfect example
I'm more partial to the Little Critter scenario where no matter what you do it just destroys everything lol
24:30 I am convinced Zach made Smiling friends to earn money just so Tomar can actually do this
I love when he starts a question off with "Tomar what would you do..." that's when you know it's gonna be great.
I love how everything “best of Zach” is pretty much just every time he speaks lol. The dude is just so funny
i love how zach just completely hijacked chris's hypothetical about the planet of the babes and turned it into his steampunk fantasy
zach: what if a really close family member started acting cartoonishly uncharacteristic
chris: i would respond reasonably
zach: they tell you No and to Shut Up what do you do now
I love how quickly he responds with "they say nuh uh" or the uncle interrupting saying "you're full of sh** nuh uh" over and over.
this is just the _best_ of zach's hypotheticals. imagine the hours more of zach's kooky and goofy hypotheticals...
A lifetime of hypotheticals
He should write a book.
@@JayTohab I’d buy Zack’s Hypothetical Bible
@@rampagingelephant7353 id pray at the zack church with my zack bible, hypothetically, that is.
It’s like you guys read my mind and pulled out a little Zach figurine to talk to my ears for 2 hours thanks
Zach-u-lad
Now put him in *the jar.*
I have been binge watching Zach compilations for weeks I needed this more than Tomar needs some man juice
Even more than tomars tasty treestars ?!
I love that most of these are several clips from the same games in a row, since he just gets in a hypothetical mood sometimes
my absolute favorite oneyplays editor moment of all time is that the screen get 1% more green when Zach explains that the curse makes everything 1% more green
Ah yes Otto and Oney. A meeting of the minds.
they will combine their sweet minds into one
i havent seen you in forever
@Otto Heckel this is your chance to do the fusion with Chris
You've fallen off
Finally...you don't have thousands of likes on a comment. Get screwed.
Zach: "Tomar what if you were looking for your lucky piece of cheese, you look behind a wall, and some guy is just watching porn on his computer"
Tomar: "Like he's in the wall?"
Zach: "Yeah like he's just sitting there all embarrassed because you walked in on him like a pervert"]
Chris: "A big ol' perv"
Tomar: "Well I would be more confused as to why this guy was living in my office wall"
Zach: "Yeah but like you walked in on him"
Chris: "It isn't any of your business Tomar why are you creeping up on people?"
Tomar: "Well if its my office why is he in there?"
Zach: "That's non of your business to know"
Oh my God I can HEAR it. You captured everything uncannily, thank you.
That translates way too well
It's crazy how he can come up with stuff like this. Editing aside in these playthroughs, he seems like he can plan all of this out without a problem, it's really entertaining tbh. Lol
the way he instantly replied rosie odonnel on the stempunk planet one
i like how all of these hypotheticals are either
1) there is an obvious correct choice and zach keeps adding rules to make it worse until chris and tomar give up
or
2) tomar is put in a situation where he can't do anything about it and everyone would think he's crazy if he talked about it
13:07 this is literally one of the jokes from smiling friends
12:41 the Theramin to summon a flying saucer is also a Smiling Friends joke, in one of the not yet released S2 episodes
The immense creativity of this man never ceases to amaze me lol
We now need a compilation of zach screaming "GET OUT OF THERE"
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
Zach whispering incoherent questions into Tomar's ear is a classic
I need a analog series where Zach is like a trickster spirit and his hypotheticals are deals he makes with people
Love that no matter how ridiculous the question, Tomar attempts to answer it as logically as he can until he just gives up
Babe look, it’s 2 hours of Zachs iconic hypotheticals
I love the contrast of Zach being shocked by Chris's Jaxxy-brick hypothetical when he had one about a Kremlin clubbing her to death.
2 hours of Zach hypotheticals?
*strokes ginger beard and rubs belly with childlike glee*
the hypothetical around 12:40 about the alien making annoying noises, would you punch him, literally just ended up in Smiling Friends I cannot believe this when Charlie is walking through hell. "Dude I told you I'd do that if you did that again"
I feel like Zach has an unhealthy obsession with little gremlins and creatures