Best of Adam (Oney Plays Compilation)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @sea-gall1248
    @sea-gall1248 2 года назад +5302

    Adam sounds like his eyes blink separately

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods Год назад +359

      and like his mouth remains open a little in its neutral state

    • @whatsagoodname8597
      @whatsagoodname8597 Год назад +221

      and you constantly hear a slight buzzing from him like a computer permanently on idle

    • @vaudeville-villain
      @vaudeville-villain Год назад

      @@Jack_Woods i bet you’re a mouth breather dude

    • @wigwumpwormwood
      @wigwumpwormwood Год назад +150

      and his eyes make an audible splat noise when he blinks

    • @jophesgaming5207
      @jophesgaming5207 Год назад +13

      they dont open duh

  • @CribbsTV
    @CribbsTV 2 года назад +3820

    The mental image of Adam unplugging his new gaming pc and throwing it down the stairs in excitement absolutely fucking kills me

    • @cal593
      @cal593 2 года назад +82

      He had to have been moving it and tripped, right?

    • @CribbsTV
      @CribbsTV 2 года назад +198

      @@cal593 he was VERY excited

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods Год назад +126

      I like to think this was just a thing he did from time to time, just jump around holding it like "Yipee!" except that one time he fucked up

    • @bananaslammer1605
      @bananaslammer1605 Год назад +27

      Idk why I imagine him in like an apartment stairwell and he ran out of the apartment and tripped down a flight of stairs

    • @chrisdaughen5257
      @chrisdaughen5257 Год назад +19

      I imagine the computer was in his room, but it wasn't set up. Then when he got tired of waiting (after a few days) he picked it up and started going to his parents to help him plug it in, but dropped it running down the stairs.

  • @TylerLeeJones
    @TylerLeeJones 2 года назад +8405

    Adam always sounds like you just woke him up and he has a night gown and candlestick and sleeps like honk shooo honk shooo honk mimimimimimi

  • @MrCrabFacts
    @MrCrabFacts 2 года назад +3263

    adam is the definition of "she let me hit cause i'm goofy"

  • @teppizini
    @teppizini 2 года назад +7691

    Adam is what happens when you touch the orb of confusion for too long

    • @lordabhoris3454
      @lordabhoris3454 2 года назад +195

      Omg you are so fucking right

    • @powertheimmortal
      @powertheimmortal 2 года назад +509

      “Adam its been turned off. Adam? Adam?”
      “oh sorry that fish is really hot”

    • @teppizini
      @teppizini 2 года назад +75

      @@powertheimmortal LMAO he would say that

    • @ellewis817
      @ellewis817 2 года назад +80

      It’s like he got that shit on in his back pocket

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 2 года назад +12

      Oh yea

  • @B1gBus1ness
    @B1gBus1ness 2 года назад +4800

    You know you got a real treasure when he makes Corey sound like a regular guy

    • @neutraltim9418
      @neutraltim9418 2 года назад +62

      my thoughts exactly

    • @vincentvalentine4401
      @vincentvalentine4401 2 года назад +340

      Idk man. Sometimes Corey scares me in a gitty way. Adam just makes me sleepy and dream of chocolate.

    • @HITARIX
      @HITARIX 2 года назад

      Those two were how I imagined all Americans to be like because of stereotypes. It’s not far from it but still.
      You Americans are some silly goofballs (:

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 2 года назад +143

      @Gummy Frogs but Tomar, we don't talk about that; not after the Emerald Incident.

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 2 года назад +113

      @@FurryMcMemes tomar is the voice of reason

  • @nitrodriftin3949
    @nitrodriftin3949 2 года назад +2446

    I love how when Adam is reading, he skips words that are there and adds ones that aren't.

    • @Natalie_Toshino
      @Natalie_Toshino 2 года назад +187

      "I'm making up my own dialogue."

    • @SantiagoDunbar33
      @SantiagoDunbar33 Год назад +167

      “in the underknown”

    • @vivvus
      @vivvus Год назад +76

      "As...... yeah."

    • @midoritakamine5942
      @midoritakamine5942 Год назад +25

      he jus like me fr

    • @beenis9842
      @beenis9842 Год назад +50

      his flabbergasting display of general cognitive malfunction in the DOS cow game is seriously something i've never some across. being able to guess the angles with the arc is understandably hard- but full on just not grasping angles and degrees as a concept on the most basic level (something that i and probably most people here learned in 3rd grade at age fuckin 9), and then continuing to not even come close to picking up even the tiniest god damn part of this 3rd grade concept through an entire 10 or so minutes- is genuinely concerning levels of retardation to see in a person and i'm not being hyperbolic. i worry for a person who is his age and doesnt understand what a fucking 90 degree angle is. i really hope to see more of him

  • @DangHippiesPlease
    @DangHippiesPlease 2 года назад +5515

    I actively avoid watching episodes with Adam close to exams because I feel like it smooths my brain over

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 2 года назад +280

      I thought this was gonna be mean but I agree

    • @spoofy8885
      @spoofy8885 2 года назад +189

      I failed an exam today and I entirely have Adam to blame

    • @eckienoxio5602
      @eckienoxio5602 2 года назад +56

      Shit that's solid advice i should stop

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 года назад +69

      I can feel my brain de-wrinkling

    • @BumboLooks
      @BumboLooks 2 года назад +15

      The only people that watch oneyplays are primary schoolers....

  • @cuteskeleton9381
    @cuteskeleton9381 2 года назад +2575

    Adam pausing for a sec after hearing Sans' elementary school level pun and then going "OH! I get it" has me dead 🤣

    • @sadlittlebikerack
      @sadlittlebikerack 2 года назад +80

      5:30

    • @TheShockVox
      @TheShockVox 2 года назад +14

      @@sadlittlebikerack thanks

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 2 года назад +6

      Ngl I didn’t get the blue stop sign joke

    • @oak7741
      @oak7741 2 года назад +28

      @@madmanpecos it's an antijoke

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 2 года назад +7

      @@oak7741 I still don’t understand. Is it because the text was yellow and not blue?

  • @jeffrydapig1087
    @jeffrydapig1087 2 года назад +839

    I love Adam’s three benefits of vaping: less anxiety, more anxiety, and depression

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias Год назад +19

      thats nicotine for ya THC is where its at

    • @mister-zen8491
      @mister-zen8491 Месяц назад

      ​@@EdgieAliasBoth, man! Hehe! Damn near developed a dependency on THC.

  • @youseenednedisdead
    @youseenednedisdead 2 года назад +1365

    "i tried to let jesus take the wheel and crash into a wall but jesus actually started driving" - Adam Bert

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 Год назад +8

      @Adam Kent fax

    • @me-lz7jb
      @me-lz7jb Год назад +19

      1:07:23 btw

    • @sillyman357
      @sillyman357 Год назад

      #blessed

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 6 месяцев назад +7

      Genuinely one of the funniest things said in oneyplays, it’s so simple but so so so hilarious, I can’t believe Adam was able to formulate that

  • @PlaceHolderHandleOrWhaver
    @PlaceHolderHandleOrWhaver 2 года назад +760

    “Tomar you have an iron deficiency”
    Adam: You should fix that dude before you actually feel the repercussions of my wrath

  • @hogwarner9008
    @hogwarner9008 2 года назад +714

    Adam's cartoon avatar makes so much sense when you imagine him pitching it. "okay so... I wanna be a castle. yeah, a castle, and I want a cape. Like superman. But I want a wife-beater, I don't want people to think I'm arrogant."

    • @pylonade2785
      @pylonade2785 8 месяцев назад +14

      LOL

    • @KibaInu04
      @KibaInu04 3 месяца назад +19

      My thought was he had a square head initially, but Chris wanted chunks to be missing from his head since he's a little..off sometimes

    • @jacobiwankenobi9664
      @jacobiwankenobi9664 3 месяца назад +7

      "I don't want people to think I'm a kid."
      And then everyone in the writers' room was confused...

  • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
    @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere Год назад +310

    “‘I thought of something funny when I was looking at her legs.’
    ‘What we’re you thinking of?’
    ‘Her legs look funny.’” Is such a comedy fucking bomb

  • @sammartin4639
    @sammartin4639 Год назад +527

    Adam is the selfish innocence of a child lying about washing their hands

  • @thesalanian
    @thesalanian 2 года назад +1355

    For the record, Adam performed an impressive double snafu. He confused Quasimoto with Miyamoto, and then confused Miyamoto with Miyazaki, in one fell swoop

    • @devildante9
      @devildante9 Год назад

      Fuck you for explaining that and making me burst out laughing in the office.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 Год назад +66

      he literally did the Bobby Baccala

    • @wyntmoon
      @wyntmoon Год назад +53

      ​@@stproducciones9140 You know, Miyamoto predicted all of this.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 Год назад +20

      @@wyntmoon you know, miyamoto predicted all of this when he made princess mononoke.

    • @wyntmoon
      @wyntmoon Год назад +29

      ​@@stproducciones9140 "Who did what?"
      "Miyamoto, the- uh- director for Spirited Away... Howl's Moving Castle-"
      "Miyazaki. Miyamoto is the director of Nintendo. MIYAMOTO, and MIYAZAKI. Two completely different things."

  • @Jager-Plays
    @Jager-Plays 2 года назад +740

    Adam: “I fucking hate Linkara.”
    Chris: “WHAT!?”

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 2 года назад +7

      Timestamp?

    • @Jager-Plays
      @Jager-Plays 2 года назад +12

      @@anonymouslucario285 47:26

    • @martingarricks6209
      @martingarricks6209 8 месяцев назад +1

      oney when anyone from channel awesome is rightfully insulted

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 5 месяцев назад

      I like how in the stream where Adam and Chris make a cartoon, Adam said Linkara is worse than Chris Chan, because his cousin watches Linkara and he thinks it’s annoying

  • @vonnie0_0
    @vonnie0_0 2 года назад +1155

    Cory and Adam in the same room makes the average IQ in the room go into the negative numbers, but they’re still my favorites.

    • @Hoogalindo
      @Hoogalindo 2 года назад +50

      IQ singularity.

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 2 года назад +87

      Idk Corey is dumb in the way that just pisses me off. Adam is merely innocent

    • @ItTurnsToStone
      @ItTurnsToStone 2 года назад +15

      @@pillgrimm yes lmfao exactly

    • @dynamitestalker4219
      @dynamitestalker4219 Год назад +5

      @@pillgrimm have you heard his stories tho?

    • @g.k.4710
      @g.k.4710 Год назад +10

      ​@@pillgrimm Corey does it on purpose at this point

  • @sants2674
    @sants2674 2 года назад +3570

    I bet this guy is stupidly handsome irl but the moment you hear his voice it doesnt matter

    • @bearb0ness
      @bearb0ness 2 года назад +3

      you're right, his voice itself makes me wet

    • @debaser1042
      @debaser1042 2 года назад +1

      It doesn’t matter because it’s too late. It’s like his super power is spontaneous threesomes.

    • @shadowrunner4620
      @shadowrunner4620 2 года назад +983

      Maximum himbo energy radiates from him

    • @hunterhuang2500
      @hunterhuang2500 2 года назад +755

      How else would he have all these girlie stories

    • @Armadill0h
      @Armadill0h 2 года назад +37

      it still doesnt matter

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 2 года назад +1186

    1:53
    I love how within the millisecond of room transitions adam completely forgot he was voicing toriel lmfao

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 года назад +231

      It's like when you throw a towel over a bird

    • @itsjayh
      @itsjayh 2 года назад +186

      He doesnt have object permanence yet

    • @Ovvkoz
      @Ovvkoz 2 года назад

      Hdhchfhsosbcywnsp

    • @nixmix4021
      @nixmix4021 2 года назад +1

      It's like he has the most severely debilitating ADHD imaginable

    • @me-lz7jb
      @me-lz7jb Год назад +11

      Object permanence is hard 😔

  • @tykykable
    @tykykable 2 года назад +635

    I like to believe that Adam is an actual genius who's brain just shuts down to 10% capacity on Red Bull.

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 Год назад +87

      I believe it's like the Simpsons, Adam's really smart, but one day he jammed a crayon so far up his nose that it's stuck in his brain and that limits his ability to share his wisdom

  • @pavement3931
    @pavement3931 2 года назад +1469

    adam is like if cory became a water person

    • @HunterSentinel
      @HunterSentinel 2 года назад +32

      Aayyyyy, an mid era OG!

    • @kingkane
      @kingkane 2 года назад +67

      Bold of you to assume Cory never had cuts or opened his mouth while showering his whole childhood.

    • @new__guy
      @new__guy 2 года назад +86

      @@kingkane cory was mid transformation when he got out, adam has been fully converted.

    • @mianoxide1199
      @mianoxide1199 2 года назад +28

      @@new__guy Adam is Cory's first successful attempt at curing water people, he's making progress in his recovery but the after effects are obvious.

    • @mannysoup9063
      @mannysoup9063 2 года назад +3

      That’s a deep cut

  • @BvkkakeShogun
    @BvkkakeShogun 2 года назад +1924

    Bruh I fell so hard to the bit that adam is chris's brother. Gaslighting friends family and the audience is just one more reason why i love oney and crew

    • @MirzaTheMadMessiah
      @MirzaTheMadMessiah 2 года назад +38

      Is he not? Does he have a twitter or something?

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 2 года назад +200

      @@MirzaTheMadMessiah The popular theory is it's just Chris throwing his voice.

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 2 года назад +2

      @@MirzaTheMadMessiah yes

    • @killerzillavolt2655
      @killerzillavolt2655 2 года назад +1

      @@Beunibster what is it then? Please don't be lying 🥺

    • @slvrwlf.
      @slvrwlf. 2 года назад

      stockholm syndrome

  • @lanceexe5685
    @lanceexe5685 2 года назад +569

    "Quazimoto made castle in the sky" made me genuinely cry and hurt from laughing holy shit

    • @Soxviper
      @Soxviper 2 года назад +30

      NOSTRADAMUS

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 Год назад +36

      @@Soxviper “Hunchback of Notre Dame… then you got your quarterback and your halfback of Notre Dame.”
      “One’s a fuckin’ cathedral.”

    • @katanatsunami
      @katanatsunami Год назад +6

      ​@@TheAndrewj96 you telling me you never pondered that? the back thing with notra dame?

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 Год назад +5

      @@katanatsunami "No!"

  • @catboyrepublican2520
    @catboyrepublican2520 Год назад +261

    29:15 Adam just pulls a random Rudol von Stroheim quote out of thin air, then gets confused and starts genuinely asking if German engineering is the best in the world.

    • @Fat1990
      @Fat1990 Год назад

      Fucking psychotic reference from Adam

    • @jaydenbuchanan8083
      @jaydenbuchanan8083 Год назад +17

      I was listening to this while eating
      Hearing him say a JoJo reference in that tone almost made me choke

    • @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
      @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub 11 месяцев назад +12

      Love that he says that but can’t name any German inventions and then shoots down the first one listed, Truly an enigma.

  • @absolutegarbage3654
    @absolutegarbage3654 2 года назад +792

    Adam just irradiates a strong looney toons aura

    • @MeatBeatMcgee
      @MeatBeatMcgee 2 года назад +48

      Adam irradiates everything he touches with his deadly looney toons aura. He can't be stopped.

    • @boxybob6976
      @boxybob6976 2 года назад

      He kinda sounds like that retarded vulture that goes oh no no no no

    • @El_Omar2203
      @El_Omar2203 2 года назад +24

      He talks like if Slowpoke Rodriguez was not Mexican and a human

  • @emPatheticShow
    @emPatheticShow Год назад +194

    I love the Chris Chan discussion so much.
    "What if it doesn't represent you?"
    "Go ahead, Burt. We're different people"
    "Well... Um. On one hand..."
    "Oh no"

  • @stellarr1
    @stellarr1 2 года назад +1001

    I love Adam asking at 7:17 if he was making a joke and Chris saying he loves him, it’s so cute

  • @AZlaurapalmer
    @AZlaurapalmer 2 года назад +408

    1:09:15 has the best delivery of any joke ever made.

  • @lifessb1907
    @lifessb1907 2 года назад +345

    29:09 "What does the fly do?"
    "You just spit on him I think."
    adam was destined for oneyplays

  • @Maggot-Milk
    @Maggot-Milk 2 года назад +276

    I once saw a comment saying that oneyplays is Adam's way of learning to read, and I think this compilation really reinforces that

  • @Roach_Dogg_JR
    @Roach_Dogg_JR Год назад +160

    Adam is the living embodiment of low power mode. He is conserving energy and using only the minimum amount of brain activity required to stay alive.

  • @someguy2350
    @someguy2350 2 года назад +497

    I fucking love this man's brain, his mumbling and reactions never get old.

  • @_ArmIa
    @_ArmIa Год назад +177

    30:30 "Not just that, but the way it acts- who wants a dog like that?" the fact that he's talking about Droopy of all fucking things and says it with such earnest indignation and disgust sent my fucking sides into orbit. I fucking love Adam

  • @ThePlayer4our
    @ThePlayer4our 2 года назад +401

    Adam's the kind of guy that's hilarious at a distance but I would hate to help in a retail setting

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods Год назад +99

      Honestly as a retail worker, so long as he isn't rude I could excuse him being inconsiderate just knowing that this doesn't come from a place of entitlement or anything
      I've had a few foreign customers who were so oblivious to everything helping them made me think of them as really endearing and pure

    • @magicmungis8822
      @magicmungis8822 3 месяца назад

      As another retail worker, I agree wholeheartedly

  • @CS9_
    @CS9_ 2 года назад +322

    I love whenever Adam prefices a story from his past he says "When I was a younger man" like he's a senior recounting tales of his youth to his grandchildren.

  • @sampappas6934
    @sampappas6934 2 года назад +335

    19:08
    "Less Anxiety
    More Anxiety
    Depression"
    Damn Adam is a very profound lad isn't he

  • @thomasshrum4006
    @thomasshrum4006 2 года назад +1090

    Adam is quite possibly one of the stupidest people I've ever come across, and I absolutely fucking adore him for it. He's THE MOST special of boys and I hope he never changes and life gives him only the best. He's far too precious for this world.

    • @35aizu
      @35aizu 2 года назад +98

      I believe you misspelled smartest

    • @Dimchek970
      @Dimchek970 2 года назад +1

      That's the most retarded statement i've read in a while

    • @Eqha67
      @Eqha67 2 года назад +58

      he's like Labrador sometimes

    • @raddaradda3996
      @raddaradda3996 2 года назад +65

      He's not real. Chris just makes that voice.

    • @キン-u5l
      @キン-u5l 2 года назад +28

      @@Eqha67 idk labs can be guide dogs and I don't think adam could do that

  • @beef6958
    @beef6958 Год назад +122

    "I have a lazy eye, did you know that?"
    "Yeah, I just never said anything because I didn't want to make you feel bad."
    I love Adam's mind

    • @TylerHolt-hh5cf
      @TylerHolt-hh5cf Год назад

      Such a sweetheart. He deserves a big set of lips on his dick.

  • @bobaorc7839
    @bobaorc7839 Год назад +58

    4:08
    "This is Tutorial. Have you..."
    "Adam! You gotta read it!"
    "There are a few puzzles. Have you..."
    "Fuck off!"
    This exchange makes me laugh for some reason. Adam is such a lovable oaf

  • @ChangoWero
    @ChangoWero 2 года назад +832

    Hell yeah adam has become my favorite as of recently, I wish he could be on oneyplays more often

    • @miloclement5540
      @miloclement5540 2 года назад +66

      desperately needing more undertale

    • @PKBen1995
      @PKBen1995 2 года назад +142

      Chris recently confirmed in a live stream that Undertale will continue once Adam is back in town

    • @kaliquis01010
      @kaliquis01010 2 года назад +8

      Agreed

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 года назад +16

      @@PKBen1995 awwww yeeaaahh 😎💥

    • @vonnie0_0
      @vonnie0_0 2 года назад +3

      @@PKBen1995 FUCK YEAHHHHHHH

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 2 года назад +177

    Adam trying his hardest and still absolutely failing to read in Undertale is one of the best moments on the channel

  • @PRIMALPRIME1
    @PRIMALPRIME1 2 года назад +584

    Gotta love Adam/Tornado/X-Man/Bert!

  • @Kainraa
    @Kainraa 2 года назад +421

    1:14:40 is the best example of why Adam is so funny, his own style of speech is unintentional perfect comedy

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 2 года назад

      He's like sqweezy jibbs where you can't tell if they're a comedic genius or a bumbling moron

    • @Sweld549
      @Sweld549 2 года назад +73

      He's like a bizzaro Boomhauer.

    • @UNR3D
      @UNR3D 2 года назад +8

      That killed me

    • @AirplaneBandit
      @AirplaneBandit 2 года назад +8

      I was looking for this exact moment after forgetting which video it was in- thank you

    • @ratbastards332
      @ratbastards332 Год назад +3

      i had fuck with this girl one time who uh when i was after we did the shi-(y’know)she started uh

  • @officialpizzafanatic
    @officialpizzafanatic Год назад +64

    47:29 i love how when adam says he hates linkara, chris just sounds so mad

  • @Heyesy
    @Heyesy 2 месяца назад +15

    idk why, but at 7:20 when adam was like, "love you too, buddy." i got that sad pity feeling that i get when i think about a dog not being around forever, you know? adam is the best possible combo of human and dog.

  • @thevgm5478
    @thevgm5478 2 года назад +486

    The fact that this man has a sex story of any kind is fascinating

    • @thesimpletonautum5567
      @thesimpletonautum5567 2 года назад +11

      Jelly

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods Год назад +76

      Not in an insulting way but it's like Dating is so complicated people try all sorts of things to give off a good impression
      then you gotta wonder how does he not fuck up something that delicate just by his natural attitude

    • @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
      @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub Год назад +21

      Sex doesn’t rlly require much of an IQ

    • @thatgalisafly2939
      @thatgalisafly2939 Год назад +47

      He's clearly irresistible

    • @blastmedia3218
      @blastmedia3218 Год назад +69

      @@Jack_Woods He probably doesn’t overthink it and people find that endearing

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 2 года назад +105

    11:22 Adam’s little shocked gasp is genuinely adorable.

  • @Cronama
    @Cronama 2 года назад +72

    "Quasimodo made Castle in the Sky"
    He thought of Miyazaki but confused it with Miyamoto and said Quasimodo. Incredible.

  • @capacitatedflux
    @capacitatedflux Год назад +72

    36:37 I saw this live and Chris's "oh no" was life-changing.

  • @Wecameformoore
    @Wecameformoore 2 года назад +419

    Adam is my new favorite member of Oneyplays, i wish he was around for the sleepy cast days i'd love to hear him interact with Jeff, Stamper and Cory.

    • @ohthatdemoness6
      @ohthatdemoness6 2 года назад +10

      the mapleleaf lets play might get close to that

    • @dizzythegreat
      @dizzythegreat 2 года назад +89

      Adam and Cory in the same room might cause some sort of singularity

    • @itsjayh
      @itsjayh 2 года назад +61

      One with chris zach cory and adam would be pure brainrot
      Your brain wouldnt be able to handle it

    • @itsjayh
      @itsjayh 2 года назад +9

      Even zach and cory would be the straight men lmfao

    • @FaustoRomano9
      @FaustoRomano9 2 года назад +9

      when adam is back in town, episodes with oney, adam, and cory will most likely happen, hype af
      edit: forgot that there are already some episodes with cory and adam lol (like maple story, not sure which others)

  • @chickie456
    @chickie456 Год назад +40

    21:29 "Ooo tokens!"
    The way he says it is so damn adorable XD

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 2 года назад +178

    The idea that Adam would unplug his pc, to run around with it as if he just pulled it out of the box is killing me

  • @thingoria
    @thingoria 2 года назад +151

    I like how Cory’s IQ jumps up 30 points when he’s in the same room as Adam

    • @Masterknightboy
      @Masterknightboy 4 месяца назад +4

      Corey Makes Zach Look Sane, While Adam Makes Corey Look Smart

  • @tylerschmitt8039
    @tylerschmitt8039 2 года назад +136

    Everyone needs an Adam in their friend group, he cracks me up.

  • @maggs131
    @maggs131 Год назад +72

    Adam has a kaleidoscope that filters incoming information and scrambles how he interacts with reality. I love him

  • @eddiegdrums1646
    @eddiegdrums1646 9 месяцев назад +17

    The unintentional comedic timing of Adam saying his Alienware computer sucked because he threw it down the stairs might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.

  • @typicallynotawake9911
    @typicallynotawake9911 2 года назад +74

    37:50 no hesitation on the Pyongyang

  • @TheMooper27
    @TheMooper27 2 года назад +208

    "Alcohol won't affect my baby"
    20+ years later...

  • @AZlumpbox
    @AZlumpbox Год назад +65

    I like how Adam said that he was slightly attracted to torial, but later says that he didn't know she was a woman

  • @Hariarmannaz
    @Hariarmannaz 2 года назад +126

    I henceforth firmly believe, Adam gazed beyond mortal perception of reality one time too often. Being unable to comprehend and interact within "our" lesser states of being since.
    The signs are all there, right infront of our hairy eyes.

    • @grinshady0164
      @grinshady0164 2 года назад +10

      Hairy? Nah not mine bro, I shaved my eyes last week.

    • @kingkane
      @kingkane 2 года назад +3

      Found the pleb who doesn’t shave their eyes

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 2 года назад

      Adam needs Bloodborne sedatives

  • @KyleVoices
    @KyleVoices 2 года назад +191

    I want to see how well Adam does at a quiz game. He sounds worldly despite his sluggish mind.

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 10 месяцев назад +28

    I feel like talking to Adam is like constantly having to tap your screen so your phone screen doesn't darken

  • @MochaRitz
    @MochaRitz 9 месяцев назад +16

    "You should fix that dude, before you actually feel the repercussions of my wrath."
    This quote is so out of pocket.

  • @benjaminr3354
    @benjaminr3354 2 года назад +96

    I fucking love Adam lmao, he has the craziest stories and the best deliveries on in game dialogue

  • @BeanbonVG
    @BeanbonVG Год назад +41

    Adam is the kind of guy to admit he’s attracted to a character before forgetting she’s female. And then also dismissively calls something gay

  • @B0YWH0ATECRAY0NZ
    @B0YWH0ATECRAY0NZ 3 месяца назад +6

    I like Adam's little "Thank you's." He sounds so pleasant :)

  • @thekingslayer2178
    @thekingslayer2178 Год назад +77

    The first time I saw an episode with Adam I didn’t think he was real. I thought Chris was just doing a voice

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 10 месяцев назад +18

    Each of Adam's thoughts have to stand in line and wait to be processed individually. Like a mental cognition version of the DMV.

  • @DHCR-core
    @DHCR-core Год назад +54

    Poor Adam. He'd probably feel really upset if he could read what people wrote about him

  • @CrisisMoon7
    @CrisisMoon7 2 года назад +58

    3:14 oh Adam
    5:30 bone jokes
    8:40 bunny girl
    12:19 lazy eye
    14:40 refund
    19:13 make milk
    20:22 Jesus
    36:20 oh no
    38:25 quick witted
    42:27 them combined is a GOOD idea
    47:20 WHAT
    50:12 Facecam
    1:4:00 Naruto pillow thing

  • @BiffBacon1000
    @BiffBacon1000 Год назад +18

    Adam is the type of guy to unwittingly walk off a cliff, realize what he’s done a moment later, look down, look back up at the camera and say “uh oh” and finally fall

  • @stellarr1
    @stellarr1 2 года назад +532

    I feel Cory is just a more comprehensible version of Adam

    • @totenkopf1525
      @totenkopf1525 2 года назад +25

      Weird place to find you dude, keep up the cool content

    • @Natalie_Toshino
      @Natalie_Toshino 2 года назад +10

      Which is a terrifying concept.

    • @devildante9
      @devildante9 Год назад +1

      Cory has drank half the amount of lead that Adam has

  • @CadmeanLotus
    @CadmeanLotus Месяц назад +4

    Adam seems like the type of guy that sniffed glue and stuck crayons up his nose as a child.
    And still does to this day.

  • @adboiproduction8367
    @adboiproduction8367 2 года назад +92

    I like to think Chris and Adam have a sorta Majin Buu and Mr Satan like relationship but instead of giving him sweets and snacks Chris gives him drugs and booze to keep him happy.

  • @snugasapugonarug
    @snugasapugonarug 2 года назад +31

    "Okay, on one hand--"
    "Oh no"
    "...okay"
    Still a top 5 interaction on this whole channel

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 2 года назад +111

    The Alienware computer story never fails to make me laugh

    • @ratbagextreme
      @ratbagextreme 2 года назад +12

      he completely detaches it, drops it down the stairs, and then says that it sucks

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 Год назад +4

      ​@@ratbagextremethe idea of a young Adam doing all that rocks

    • @sonyblank1487
      @sonyblank1487 Год назад +7

      ​@@ratbagextremethe concept of anyone going, "that product sucks. Why? Because I dropped it down the stairs," is fukken hilarious.

  • @Nasiruify
    @Nasiruify 2 года назад +79

    Adam is one of those people I’m suspecting that he may be a little slow but has that surfer boy look

  • @rimickulous
    @rimickulous Год назад +22

    i listen to oneyplays a lot as just background noise, and my inflections have subtly changed over time to sound like cory just because i hear him so much. adam is like cory multiplied by 5. now sometimes i catch myself in the middle of a conversation talking in adam's specific charming brand of idiocy

  • @organicketchup5171
    @organicketchup5171 8 месяцев назад +8

    Adam is like... I don't know? I'm trying to think of an example of another show that, after many seasons, introduced one of its best characters. Bless him and his ridiculous stories.

  • @ChoughCall
    @ChoughCall 2 года назад +120

    You're giving Otto Heckle a run for his money. Chapters and title cards... good on you brother

  • @owenwalsh1432
    @owenwalsh1432 2 года назад +106

    Adam’s life is just one big gmod rp server

  • @zachsutton6195
    @zachsutton6195 2 года назад +58

    Adam- "is it bad I think the goat is hot"
    Also Adam- "oh yeah it is a girl"

    • @YellowpowR
      @YellowpowR Год назад +2

      I think he unlearned briefly that she was a girl. I can't believe it either.

  • @Makus
    @Makus 2 года назад +101

    Adam, Cory and Dave (Cory's caretaker) are so entertaining it's unreal.

  • @youseenednedisdead
    @youseenednedisdead Год назад +35

    adam is the only boy who can straight up make me unironically cry with laughter

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns Год назад +40

    I love how Adam made the "SkeleTON" joke actually funny to Chris by being so innocent.

  • @KidArez
    @KidArez 2 года назад +42

    36:25 is the first time I heard Adam and IMMEDIATELY loved him

  • @rippl3r0
    @rippl3r0 Год назад +32

    You guys are such good friends, teaching Adam to read.

  • @pass_
    @pass_ 2 года назад +77

    this guy has the mind of a colecovision and I love it

  • @streetpunkstreams4730
    @streetpunkstreams4730 2 года назад +52

    Adam is the definition of a himbo

  • @MrTheBigNoze
    @MrTheBigNoze 2 года назад +58

    Chris genuinely getting mad at Adams incompetence in Lego City always gets me 😂😂

  • @MR.Lad-9867
    @MR.Lad-9867 6 месяцев назад +5

    I love how Adam’s character design always has his eyes close like someone waking up from a long slumber

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 2 года назад +38

    Adam’s a great addition to the cast. I love him as much and Dingaling and Jewels.

  • @BradsGonnaPlay
    @BradsGonnaPlay 11 дней назад +3

    Adam’s logic is infallible. If you bet on something impossible, pick an amount that neither party can afford. If they decline the bet, that means you win the argument. If they accept the bet, bankrupt yourself.
    Air tight.

  • @DrLazerbeam
    @DrLazerbeam 9 месяцев назад +7

    There is something timelessly funny about a character walking out of frame and all the audience hears is an explosion, cats hissing wildly or glass shattering, sometimes all three. I think the same effect occurs when you can't imagine what going through Adams mind then you hear the phrase "oh no"

  • @tottycapsgg
    @tottycapsgg 5 месяцев назад +6

    adam makes cwis so happy, and you know what, you know what and you knjow what
    its nice

  • @MasterOfNone2023
    @MasterOfNone2023 5 месяцев назад +4

    "On the one hand..."
    "Oh, no..."
    Will always be one of my favorite moments from the Oney universe.

  • @kevinhart3371
    @kevinhart3371 Год назад +20

    Making Adam read is like forcing a handicapped person to get around by crawling

  • @captaincapitalism9535
    @captaincapitalism9535 Год назад +25

    People love to compare Adam and Cory, which definitely makes sense, but I think there’s a fundamental difference between the two; Cory’s brain is calibrated just wrongly enough that he thinks logically, but it’s logic from a different dimension. Adam thinks like his brain is at the bottom of a lake.

  • @coryswanson2247
    @coryswanson2247 Год назад +18

    Adam sounds like he was dropped on his head as a baby, and then the doctor prescribed marijuana for the injury