every oneyplays episode ever chris: weeaahchchchh abbkugoooo abooloboolobb. this reminds me of (mildly obscure media) dingdong: this is stupid and you're fucking wrong julian: *I'm gonna pass out*
GoodMachines I came back to this chain after months and I thought you were calling me an idiot, and I got 3 sentences into an angry reply before I realized how fucking stupid I am
Because he did used to get a lot of shit for not making cartoons anymore. And still does occasionally. However most of those comments come right after he posts a video, but get drowned out as more views come in.
Ding Dong was right at the beginning brain / membrane is a parallel rhyme which is less effective and requires less effort than a true rhyme (oney play / julian gay / ding dong do the funny say)
Liliputian07 Look, if Emily Dickinson can base an entire career on motherfucking slant rhyme and still be considered one of the greatest poets ever, then brain can rhyme with membrane.
Whenever Julian says "we haven't said anything funny this episode", I just think "Oh, Julian, you give us too much credit when it comes to what you do that amuses us"
There's no thing I've wanted more in my lifetime than a supercut of all Oney cut content. Dingdang can run through me with a jackhammer as long as I'm viewing the sacred footage whilst dying.
Kirb Chris seems to hate doing everything that he's good at. We need to bring up the confidence in that boy. Either that or he's one of those guys that had a new passion every month.
I have heard of the slugman theory, however I have to disagree. I have a decent amount of proof to show that ding dong is in fact a less powerful version of god that was ejected from heaven and outcast to earth- not satan, rather a demigod named Dingus Dongus. I'm sure that name rings a bell, fellas.
naaier - Id say the alien theory is most likely, until we get an episode of Oney Plays that explains Ding Dong's origin and we're all completely wrong about everything.
Playing the "Siri, meeweehehehe" clip is one of the most fool proof ways to get me to absolutely lose it
midge midge that was one of my favourite as well
*_Siriresidentevilinsigniagiveittomenow..._*
_timestamp. please-_
bittersweetbean 14:55
“Siri, insigniaspookyResidentEvil4 give me answer...”
It's funny because Ding Dong says he isn't funny but he is funny.
I'm incapable of being funny. I just type stuff like that when my meds peak.
You have my old profile pic
I love them all equally
I love Ding Dong unequally
He's not funny
He's *_funnee_*
Chris is crass
Ding dong is sass
Julian is glass
Irishcrossing julian is g(ay)lass
Julian is glass with a gay, Mexican eye.
But only one of them has the *fat ass*
Now the whole World is crap
Agustereon Julian is THICC
I want ding dong to be real
Luca have i got news for you
im screaming
He is real but you’ll never seen him
Saw an image of him on than once, he's very handsome.
@Billy Mercer plump
Chris: Cartoons are for baybees.
Ding Dong: yeah that's why you're not making em anymore.
I need an oxygen tank.
That oxygen is not going to help. You're going to be breathing laughing gas throughout the whole video.
Timestamp
@@EnigmaComicsTelevision Just watch it
@Matthew Dilbert We dont need no thought control
Spartan Kong Country if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding
I like how when Julian laughs enough he sounds like he's crying, and the if he laughs more it sounds like a witch
Poo Poo McNuggets no way, Julian totally sounds like that Mario clip "Mama Luigi?!" When he laughs lol
happy halloooweeeen
The sass boy, the gay boy, and the scream boy.
but which is which????????
Gac Zorman but dingaling is gay and scream too
ding dong gobble my fookin plums
The gangsta, the killa and the dope dilla
aren't din and ju datin
ding dong: *laughs*
me, with tears in my eyes: thank you
same
same
Same
ame
me
2:07, Julian's Joquine Phoenix Joker impression is *ON POINT*
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
Lmao
every oneyplays episode ever
chris: weeaahchchchh abbkugoooo abooloboolobb. this reminds me of (mildly obscure media)
dingdong: this is stupid and you're fucking wrong
julian: *I'm gonna pass out*
autistic screeching
that's why I like these boys
Reading this in their voices tho
*siri me wee hee hee*
SoundwaveScizor I'm crying
Why are you such a fucking idiot? XD
GoodMachines I came back to this chain after months and I thought you were calling me an idiot, and I got 3 sentences into an angry reply before I realized how fucking stupid I am
WonderCreek 14:57 for automatic happiness
GoodMachines 666 likes...
SOMEONE HELP I CAN'T HEAR THIS DELIGHTFUL POC CHILD
Noah Benveniste as soon as it came to that part I was reading your comment 😄
Toilet me aswell
Had me crying 😂
Oh, that's what that was. I was wondering what a "pock child" was for way too long.
How come oney says that all the comments are "why no more cartoons" when in reality they're "he make a funi scream"
He went to the Game Grumps school of reading your own comments.
Your Waifu's best friend he make a funi scream
Jack Lockett He make le epic troll face and le epic scrim
truth
Because he did used to get a lot of shit for not making cartoons anymore. And still does occasionally. However most of those comments come right after he posts a video, but get drowned out as more views come in.
41:40 chris provoking dingdong while he say chris in different octives is my favorite part.
I dream every night of a day Dingdong and Zach spend in the same room.
BACHUR nose insertion
Totally Accurate Battlegrounds
Mr. Peterschmitt
Wasn't there a stream with ding dong and Zach where Zach accidentally said ding dong's name
Lol they’re all really tight knit friends they’ve been in the same room together many times
ding dongs laugh at 26:23 gives me the strength to keep moving forward
“Ha” “He” “Ehehehe no”
i think his laugh in man throw can gave me the happy
Oh yea that was adorable!
Ding Dong was right at the beginning
brain / membrane is a parallel rhyme which is less effective and requires less effort than a true rhyme (oney play / julian gay / ding dong do the funny say)
Liliputian07 thank
no prah, brah
_hey dongle dingy du do the funny say_
Not surprised, Chris is fucking dumb lmao
Liliputian07 Look, if Emily Dickinson can base an entire career on motherfucking slant rhyme and still be considered one of the greatest poets ever, then brain can rhyme with membrane.
*siri me wee hee hee hee*
*siri insignia spookiria resident evil 4 gimmie answer now*
_Boogie Resident 4_ sounds like a good movie.
ding dong from mid 2016- mid 2017 was the straight man and then in late 2017 he just makes funny screems just like the other bois
Ironic isn't it?
he was terraformed
@@rr53213rr…have I seen you before…?
ding dong is my favorite part of oney plays 😂
"Siri me wee hehe"
Oney is the beef, Julian is the queef, and Ding Dong is the Long
the chief
I wanna know what ding dong looks like irl, but I don't want to ruin the illusion that he's a funny bunny man
Ding Dong is the glue that keeps the channel together
Ding dong is chaotic good
Wait, I thought he was the long
too bad hes gone
he a big boy and he legal now
The channel has died now
Dingus dongus
deengus schweengus
Bingus Bongus
clingus clongus
Fingus fongus
lengthy lennord le dinga donga the chimichanga
"POC child" makes me laugh every fuckin time without fail
18:52 little did they know it really was foreshadowing.
juneru oh fuck off.
Mr.Mugen93
I don't get it
I don't get it
@@Emi_Is_Human dd and julian left oneyplays
austin beshers
Oh understandable
*he a big boy, he legal*
acxadental that holds up in court
"he said he was a big boy... and he was a big boy"
@@juillgc1557 "he said he was a big boy... and _he was a big boy"_
"it's not a rape joke, it's a fucking a dog joke"
Max I just read this as soon as it came on
14:58 always kills me with no fail
“she said boogie resident” is my favourite ding dong quote
“Siri meweehehehee”
Ding Dong yelling “GODDAMNIT” at 2:01 took me OUT
14:20 Julian’s laugh got me
Ding dong in a nutshell: THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN! HE WOULDNT SAY THAT!
this video shouldnt exist because every moment of ding dong is the best moment
Detective Phil It would exist, but it would just be every Oneyplays video ever in one video.
Sleepy Julian
Weepy Julian
wheeze wheeze wheeze
Creepy Julian
Peepy Julian
Jason Vorsneeze
Spiral87 currently wheezing Julian
Spiral87 Beepy Julian
Keepy Julian
22:14
that dead air had me laughing so hard
*what if i hit files instead*
*what if i hit settings my friend*
Best part
*hello friend*
I can't figure out Ding Dongs Accent. It makes everything he says even funnier.
He's from Planet Chicago so his accent is not of this earth. Maybe that's why?
Depressed
@@EpicGamer-rs8rd depressed
@@EpicGamer-rs8rd ?
Depressed
I have a huge crush on Ding Dong
Honestly, who doesn't?
I do aswell
Shit, me too. I'm gonna write a Ding Dong x reader, I'll link it when it's finished ya'lL.
W O W W O A H keep us updated- i have a huge ass crush on dingus, too
You gotta get in line, buddy! I get to date DingDong first
Whenever Julian says "we haven't said anything funny this episode", I just think "Oh, Julian, you give us too much credit when it comes to what you do that amuses us"
This is more of just a "best of Oney Plays" because funny Ding Dong bits are about half of the video.
Not that I'm complaining.
120percentNick true
Agreed but they do feature dingy sass
14:58 Note to self, Never drink anything while watching Oneyplays 💀
4:13 I keep comin back to this scene in shenmue, its too perfect
I'm straight but I want Ding Dong to hold me tight and tell me everything is ok.
ER3N who wouldn't??.? Str8 or not
yesssss
“I’m straight, but” can only end one way
@@HumansFreshlyBorn "no homo but"
I’m pretty sure he’s also unironically gay
"Siri me wee hee hee" - Ding Dong
Julian saying “Now You’re Thinking With Portals” made me laugh way more than it should have
14:57
Thanks for replay button
ding dong got really pissy on stream once because someone in chat called him sassy and julian agreed with them
@@rr53213rrwait a second…
At 42:50, DingDong references Clone High, one of my favorite shows.
*DREAMY CASTA*
*YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW*
*WHAT A FUN*
Love ya Dingdong and Julian 💕 hope you guys are going to be ok.
Yeah I'm nothing but happy that they're taking initiative in their lives. I'm excited for Bippy too ^_^
Same 🥰
I hope they'll one day get enough money to build a rocket so dingdong can return to his planet
Dingus dongus is low-key the funniest member of the funeebois
High key
I dunno about that, Zach is also equally, if not in some cases, more funni.
Ding Dong is a good boy
Ding dong is best boy
Oh my god I adore you Ding Dong, you're sassy voice is so adorable.
_you're?_
yis
dingi dongu is sassi voyse
What do you imagine he looks like?
Luna Starr *sees your pic* Dude, stop pretending to be a girl
@@eins2001 Robin can be a female name.
Siri me wee hee hee - ding dong
When does he come to screen and do funny scream
I love how the first minutes are gold: Time to play Dreamy Casta!
Was Ding Dong actually the Inspector Gadget Mineycrafta guy?
Your profile picture is cursed
1:03 to 2:28 has to be the best clip in all of Oneyplays!
I love that he acknowledges that most things are just bullshit. Feels good.
this is good
frogman Your profile pic seems to say otherwise.
M
now this is fun
With the current situation Ding Dong and Julian are in, this feels bittersweet and sad instead of funny goofs and gaffs like how I use to watch it.
Oh no what’s the situation they’re in?
Yeah what happened
Ding dong, Corey and chris playing revolution 60 is quite the trio. Its actually like three awesome duos
Corey sounds so soft and timid, like an innocent boy, before discovering porn
I can't even imagine what ding ding looks like
I hope for nothing but happiness for Ding Dong and Julian (and Chris as well)
Dingdong is pretty cute like a rare collectable happy meal toy.
D R E A M Y C A S T A ! ! ! ! ! !
Tornado The Fox F U R R Y !
And the legend of the creamy pasta
48:43 W-W-W-W-W-W-W-HOA
Ding Dong: *Breathes*
Me: I love you so much
I would pay money to listen to Ding Dong do impressions.
42:50 I mean, its a very common expression. I'm so mad I could piss glue.
90% of the time I don't even know why I'm laughing so hard. Nor do I know why Julian's laugh is so fucking heart warming
Dangus dingus is my favorite boy.
julian dying made me barf
"Siri me wee-hee-hee" will always be one of my favorite Ding Dong quotes.
14:57 Siri me whee hee
Why’re you such a fucking idiot?
I'm not sure I understand.
0:30 I love how quickly Julian changed his mind
When Ding Ding starts yelling he kinda sounds like the vocalist from Mudvayne
ruclips.net/video/A5ZgXQYmbjA/видео.html
As much as I love our favourite little goblin Zach, Ding Dong is still the funniest to me.
14:59 I was eating nachos and I laughed making pieces of nachos go up on the top of my throat, I had to pause the video just to swallow it down
siri weeehehehehhehehehehehehehheeheh
"Move over Star Wars."
Ding dong's has learned a few key phrases from his time on earth.
Oh Julian
Pstss.
Ahehehehe
And,
NO!
Don't forget when he says "Chris" in disappointed motherly tone
@@sloppyphart7879 there's also "You can't say that! "
I love how Julian mimics the low audio quality when he imitates Shenmue.
We need to get one of these with all of Chris's hypothetical
"Siri mewehehe" and "rapist beware - you're in for a scare" could wake me from a coma laughing 🤣
While recording every video, Ding Dong is in Black Face
There's no thing I've wanted more in my lifetime than a supercut of all Oney cut content. Dingdang can run through me with a jackhammer as long as I'm viewing the sacred footage whilst dying.
I don't remember writing this?
"For" and "Four" ABSOLUTELY _DO_ RHYME
Ding
Edit: Dong
Oh my god.
18:54 live footage of dingdong and julian leaving oneyplays
"Why are you laughing, it's just a coin." Makes me giggle like an idiot. 30:31
Dreamycasta!
One hour of pure greatness.
I can't believe those were Chris' last words to Ding Dong.
23:14 gets me everytime🤣
"You Dilbert!" My new fav insult
Chris should be a voice actor tbh if he's not one already one or has been one
Cicire I think he said once he doesn't like doing it
Carnel Sanders thank you ive been saying this
Kirb Chris seems to hate doing everything that he's good at. We need to bring up the confidence in that boy. Either that or he's one of those guys that had a new passion every month.
If I remember correctly, he's done some voice acting before. But the only thing I remember him voice acting is Eduardo from Eddsworld
Look at oneyng
game theory, is dingus dong king dedede in disguise?
TheTrueChuster game theory, is minecraft the birth place of dingus dongus
game theory, is ding dong a figment of Chris and Julian's imagination?
@@DevdevOnYT pppppkk
he maka the funi scream
Ding dong is that one side character with an absurd amount of lore
So where is Ding Dong from? Another time? Another place? Another world?
Marth he is a slugman from an alien world (that was invaded and destroyed by lets players)
Doc Hollindaise - What a sad fate, now he's trapped here, the last of his kind. I hope one day he finds more slug men like himself or slug women.
Marth he's from the planet Chicago
I have heard of the slugman theory, however I have to disagree. I have a decent amount of proof to show that ding dong is in fact a less powerful version of god that was ejected from heaven and outcast to earth- not satan, rather a demigod named Dingus Dongus. I'm sure that name rings a bell, fellas.
naaier - Id say the alien theory is most likely, until we get an episode of Oney Plays that explains Ding Dong's origin and we're all completely wrong about everything.