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that's so funny because I recently had a dream that I was on the Oneyplays cast, but they were all ignoring me. I remember saying, "So, what game are we playing today, guys?" and Zach and Chris started laughing sarcastically like Tim Heidecker to the 'Bears are really neat' guy. When I asked what was so funny they said, "Shut up new Tomar".
I hate this comment and I don't know why.
Aw man that'd be the worst, I feel bad for dream you lol
i had the same dream except lyle started whipping me in the back of the head with the end of his cowboy belt
Why do I feel that is exactly what would happen if a fan was brought on to play with them. Not you specifically, but like the really cringe type of fan, like a redditor who’ll quote a dead meme in public out of irony I have a feeling the boys would hate those types.
Lol that's just sad.
I had an OneyPlays themed dream a few nights ago. I was watching a video where Chris, Zach and Tomar were playing Skyward Sword. Chris got to a part where he struggled and kept dying over and over. And as the episode went on, he got more and more enraged with the game. The other's joking and playful manners quickly turned into genuine concern and nervousness. This all culminated when, after dying one last time, Chris let out a primal scream. He got up and I could hear him smashing things in the room. Zach and Tomar just sat there in shock and fear that he would attack them if they tried to intervene. Chris would then leave the room, still angry, after which Zach whispered "Tomar call the fucking cops", before the video just ended.
This could realisticly happen in oneyplays except for the part where Zach and Tomar get scared, it wouldn't phase them in the slightest
Not gonna lie dude that sounds like a fucking creepypasta
@YeaMan you love oney play.,..:,
Sounds like something the grump of games would do
@YeaMan You have uploaded no videos and thus don’t have any music. So you’re wrong.
I had a dream where Zach was my stepdad and he gave me a part time job doing storyboards for smiling friends and I was super excited until I got to the studio on my first day and realized it was a sweatshop
maybe it was a figurative representation for studios
@@green_goblo4505 My dream was a commentary on eastern animation studios
That sounds like a it’s always sunny in Philadelphia plot
@@actung4044 "Okay, I know what it looks like, but this is not a sweatshop."
"The Gang Runs a Sweatshop"
@@reillymcwritingmy favorite sweatshop bit is from Portlandia.
You can find it pretty easily on RUclips can't recommend that sketch enough
I’m glad many people watch OneyPlays so much that they have dreams about it and can recall the dreams
The consequence of watching this before sleep...
@@h44n56 i listen to cumtown before bed, those dreams are nothing compared to dreaming up The Dark Knight but Bale is replaced by Michael Douglas and the plot is not only Joker trying to unmask Batman but also prove he's gay actor Michael Douglas
*YOU HEAR THAT?, THEY'RE NOTHING!*
i had dream that lyle was my college roommate and we sled down to a magical library
and the fact that the dreams they had were actual dreams and also that they were real
I am both angry and happy it has not happened to me yet. most people who dream about oneyplays has either a great time or the worst time where they just get ignored. I bet I'm saying this and the second I fall asleep I am being force fed my own words by Zach H Gremlin himself
I had an OneyPlays dream a while ago, Chris, Ding Dong and Julian were playing super Mario galaxy and the topic of slurs came up and Chris asked what the slur for Muslims was and Julian responded with "Padwabe" I found that so funny that I woke up laughing.
This feels like it could be an actual Oneyplays bit.
I can hear Julian trying to come up with it like "Paaadwaabe"
The funniest part about all these people talking about their oneyplays dreams is that their humor is so random that every one of them legitimately sounds like something from an oneyplays episode
Brings an image of Padme after Star Wars ended, and she transitioned to a transracial African transman called Wabe. That SHOULD be an actual OneyPlays bit man, that would be funny as fuck I can imagine his voice and accent :D
Lmao nice
22:32 "Love is scary, when you don't know what to do with it."
holy fuck Chris spitting bars
I remember having a dream as kid that I still remember as an adult. I remember it seemed so real because it started as me lying in my bed just waking up and I saw a version of Goofy that wore more ragged clothing and looked like a crack head wearing a Goofy costume. He held a knife to my throat and screamed "What the fuck are you doing in my bed?!" and I was so terrified that I couldn't answer so he forced me out of my house and once I got outside it I noticed everyone else being forced out of their homes by rough looking cartoon characters from Looney Tunes and Disney wearing Nazi uniforms and forcing us into concentration camps. I had this dream when I was like 8 and I have no idea how my mind went to Nazi cartoon characters.
I laughed out loud intermittently as I was reading this. Very good. The human mind is delightful to come up with these things.
That's fucking scary
I wish I had this dream lol
that was a glimpse into your past life
Ok that is scary but my eyes popped out of my head cause mine wasn’t that scary but there was 1000% a dream I woke up to when I was like 9 and bugs bunny and a big lazy bear (maybe splash mountain bear idek anymore I’m 26 now lmaooo) but just STANDING in the corner of my room dark and looking slightly just not right. Sir. I think we had a similar dream here and I’m fucking spooked now lol 😂
I used to have nightmares of the Yellow and Red M&M slowly creeping up the stairs to me in a zombie manner and I has the "dream run paralysis" where you are sprinting for your life but moving at a snails pace. I don't get it because I was never afraid of anything but the idea of them coming for me for no reason was terrifying.
LOL
We have a full on big bird statue in our house, and when I was really young I used to have nightmares where that thing would come to life and try to kill me every single night. It's weird because I actually have a lot of nightmares about dolls and mannequins trying to kill me, they must stem from that
@@thomasdevlin5825 I used to have nightmares about this painting we had in our house. It was a lovely painting of a colonial woman rocking her baby in a crib, but the thing that freaked me out was the pillow. The way the wrinkles were painted underneath the baby's head looked like a face to me and it FREAKED me out for years. I still shudder thinking about it sometimes. My mom didn't even know until we moved a few years ago, lol.
thinking about it, the yellow and red m&ms slowly approaching you is kind of horrifying.
They do exist.....
Sometimes I'll fall asleep listening to Oneyplays, but often I'll still hear the audio in the dream. I remember one time my phone in the dream wouldent stop playing the video (because it was playing irl) and I was just embarrassed as I kept trying to turn the audio off. All the while the funny boys are howling in laughter.
I've found (and heard from others) that it's very common for technology to stop working or doing what you want it to do in dreams.
One time I had a dream where I went to go see No Way Home at the theater but for some reason they couldn't get the movie to work so they just played a bunch of Spongebob YTPs instead
SpingeBill Invades the Movies: The Theatrical Cut
that sounds awesome
That sounds like a better experience than the movie they played.
That's fucking amazing lmfao
I had a dream that Oneyplays uploaded a dreams compilation last week but when I woke up it was gone. Glad to know that my dream finally came true
You had that dream too? I had one like that, only they uploaded it closer to a month ago.
Dang you too? I had a similar dream too but I can't remember how it differed from this vid. Could you help me remember?
@@guanzhe9897 The other one was 56 mins , so this was literally cut in half and censored to all hell. but that was in my dream.
@@justfornow5123 That's stupid.
I recently had a nightmare where The Intruder from The Mandella Catalogue charged at me down a hallway, and I gave him a big boot to the face, and he went flying down the hallway and crashed into the wall. I have *NEVER* had a nightmare where I win. It was the most empowered I've ever felt in my whole life.
Bro, that sounds AWESOME
i like to imagine it having cartoon sound effects
Saved by the boot
Every time i think of creepy pastas that creep me out, i always think of kicking them and them flying across a football field
I was binging RedLetterMedia while playing KH real late so I had a dream there was a Best of the Worst episode where they talked about Kingdom Hearts lore
Mike was very sure that Roxas wasn’t a different person from Sora
I’d watch that. This sounds like a masterpiece, and I don’t know how to go on in a world without this.
That sounds like something Mike would do, he’s such a fucking contrarian when picking the worst movie almost every single time.
We need an Oneyplays KH lets play with dunkey explaining the lore while RLM reviews it
now i just imagine a RedLetterMedia video where Jack and Rich try to explain the Zelda timeline to Mike
I had recurring dreams about the “you’re not perfect” blue thing from courage the cowardly dog and I put a stop to it by dreaming about killing it. I’d didn’t have any dreams about it after that
how did you kill it
@@heimlichniccalsclownenthus1869 with a rock I believe
@@spaaaceman1939 ooooh my. bludgeoned
@@spaaaceman1939 Cain type beat
Lmao nice
Is Oneyplays really gonna try to gaslight me that this hasn't been uploaded before?
I think it was, but it got deleted? I remember having it in a playlist and the exact place I had said “Deleted video”
they definitely uploaded it before, or... I think they did.
it was just a dream
I think they deleted it because it got age restricted and youtube wasn't really doing anything about it
Their gaslighting skills have left the videos and are seeping into the comments, they're just that good at it
I had the most vivid dream about an oneyplays episode the other day and actually remember some dialogue. Also in this dream, Tomar was in a 90’s movie called “Park Ranger” when he was a child, supposedly.
Tomar: I would say “Park Ranger” was what got everything started.
Zach: Yeah, no, same here.
Tomar: What? You weren’t in Park Ranger.
Zach: Yes I was, you don’t remember?
Tomar: You weren’t even alive in the 90’s, I don’t think.
Zach: Yeah, I was in- remember the meteor shower scene? You can hear me in the background going AAUUGGH!!
*Chris and Tomar laugh*
Chris: EEEUGH!
*Ding Dong’s iconic laugh
Tomar: Oh yeah, I remember, now. Thanks for that, Zach. That one scene really carried the entire movie.
Zach: No problem, babe.
Glad I could help get your career started.
Chris: Hey Zach, do you remember- Oh Fuck! Uhhh… do you… reeemember seeing Tomar on set?
Zach: oh yeah, that was a long time ago.
Tomar: We we’re both very young.
Zack: We we’re just chemically imbalanced globs of flesh.
Tomar: Little Homunculuses
Zack: Everyone there was catholic, by the way, and they wanted-
Chris: *laughing* they were Catholic?
Zach: Yes, they we’re Catholic and they wanted to beat us to death with bibles…
Lyle: Well that’s not very nice,
Tomar: yeah, no, not very neighborly, if you ask me.
Zach: but our acting was too good, that the director wouldn’t allow it.
Tomar: Thank God.
Zach: No, don’t thank God, thank the director.
*Tomar laughs
Zach: What the hell were you thinking?
Tomar: That’s a good point.
It took me 8 months to realize that lucid and vivid aren’t the same thing.
Ai generated Oney plays dialogue
word for word i heard this in their voices and i laughed my way through just like it was an actual video
I have such a hard time believing this story, but honestly I'll believe it because it's a funny scene
dreams are not *this* detailed
@@bigcooltony437your dreams suck then
I will always love Zach's first story. Cause I've had dreams like that. Whatever it is in your dream, it's always way faster than you, and in the dream you know it's faster than you, and it's heading for a door that it's closer to, and is unlocked
They don’t notice you at first but you staring out the window alerts them, they slowly turn their head to you and lock eyes. Your both thinking about the door as the creature starts running for it 🥸🥸
I have reoccurring dreams where I’m a a worm in a worm terrarium. Zach and Lyle will constantly tap on the glass and say slurs towards me.
wormy boy
@@blunderbuss1395 is that you Lyle and one of your many alt accounts?
no i'm the funny one
I had a reoccurring nightmares for several years that I was a child alone in the woods calling out for my dad and a large moss covered monster would pop out and grab me. I found out the cause of it years later when my dad was laughing about when he left me alone in the woods when I was 4 and hid behind a tree to scare me.
that's a pretty fucked up thing to do to a 4 year old
My dad pretended that our house was being torn apart by a tornado once while I was hiding in the basement. I now have an intense fear of tornados
My dad once pulled an empty Glock on me as a joke causing me to move like that one cop
@@a.murillo4113 george zimmerman
@@a.murillo4113 Your dad was George Zimmerman?
"I have a dream.... That Bigfoot is about to attack my whole family" - MLK
the B in FBI stands for Bigfoot
@@BIacklcefat Bigfoot island
I recently had a scary dream where this really big, bald and bearded man and his well dressed accomplice were driving in front of me. They stopped in front of me and the small, well dressed fellow exited the car and took their sweet time. I gave them a courtesy honk, since they were in the middle of the lane and I moved to go around them. As I passed, the small ratlike fellow slaps on the top of his intimidating friend's car and yelled "GET HIM!" I drove as fast as I could but I never could get away from the man
Damn this Is deep
Lame
What an amazing reference
@@buhgingo2933Yeah, I was hoping the bald man pulled out his gun later in the dream
I literally forgot about it until now but a year ago I had a dream about being on a crime show with the cartoon versions of Chris, Tomar, and Zach. We were detectives and I think we were looking for ding dong, who was abducted by the mafia. Eventually Chris drowned and Zach left the group because the mafia killed his parents or something, so me and Tomar bailed on the mission and moved to Ohio with new identities. There was even a post-credit scene of me and Tomar driving through cornfields and talking about how shit Ohio will be. Never had an Oney dream since.
Please tell me Tomar had his iconic magnifying glass over his eye at all times
@@SoulYard7 How else would Tomar search for clues?
I love how the conflict of Ding Dong getting kidnapped by the mafia is never resolved. The group is systematically torn apart and Ding Dong is just sorta left hanging
You got the bad ending, gotta reload your save
You summed up the Ohio experience really. The corn, the talking about how shit it is that you're in Ohio, the horribly depressing backstory that everyone here apparently has, that's Ohio right there. The only thing missing is that every other business is a drug front lol
I had a dream where they made a new series called "Oney Commentaries" where they made audio commentaries for movies and the first episode was on Sonic Movie 2
I wisb that were real
I had a dream where I was with the boys and we went to the movies, and afterwards the sky turned crimson red and Tomar morphed into a giant worm monster but instead of panicking we just laughed as he devoured us
*Vored us
If it still had Tomar's Head, that is still FUNNY AS FUCK!
classic tomar
one of my most fucked up dreams was back when we first got my dog and I remember that I resented our dog because I had to clean up after her when she like shit on the floor. so basically the dream was of me pouring hydrochloric acid on my dogs head. and I remember it in gory detail and when I woke up I was ashamed of it and I went to go hug and kiss my dog.
Oh my god
I love animals as much as the next guy, but I have horrible reoccuring dreams about a pet dying in several many ways no matter the dream scenario and I was calling for help, but the crowd I call out for just stares at me with disgust and feel apathy for the dying animal and I feel helpless because I do not know what to do and how to stop it from dying. It was really horrible, usually wake up being grumpy
I had an oney plays themed dream a while ago, Chris ding dong and Julian were playing crash bandicoot and after a suspicious looking cutscene Chris gently whispers "gang rape" while trying not to burst into laughter and Julian burst out in laughter
Why do all OneyPlays-related dreams sound like something that would actually happen in the show? Is it like a weird phenomena or something?
I swear that actually happened, beat for beat. I wish I could say what episode it was.
I love how this is a real thing that happened but they cut it out.
So one of the most memorable dreams I've ever had is one that I call the "Who The Fuck Is Dennis?" dream. I've told it dozens of times to different people over the years, so I might as well share it here too.
(I typically preface this by saying that I wasn't drunk and hadn't done any drugs the night before; this was a sober dream, which if anything makes it even more fucked up. Also, there is strong language ahead, so strap in!)
In the dream, I wake up, and I sit up in bed; I look out the window and see a bunch of mushroom clouds in the distance, like a handful of nukes have detonated nearby.
I say to myself, "Holy shit! I need to go shopping!"
So me and my friends (I assume they're my friends, because they were with me at the time, but I've never met them before or since), we go to Wal-Mart. We're going up and down the aisles with our carts, filling them with microwaves, blenders, toasters...shit that you don't need in the event of a nuclear holocaust.
When we get to the back of the store, we start looking at each other like, "Why should we have to pay for this? There's a war on. Let's go out the back door!"
There was this huge wooden archway in the back of Wal-Mart (that's not there; I've checked).
We go through the archway, and we're suddenly on this beach, in the middle of nowhere. Beautiful beach; swaying palm trees, ocean surf.
It's a beach. You know what a beach is supposed to look like.
Anyway, along the beach, there was this little straw hut. And so I said, "We should go *investigate* that hut!" And I should have known it was a dream at this point, because I never use the word "investigate" in my normal speech.
But we go inside the hut, and I mean, it's a nice hut. But along the east wall, there's this giant earthworm. But not like a normal earthworm; it was a cartoony, pixelated, A Bugs' Life earthworm.
And I said, "That's a huge fucking earthworm."
And the earthworm turned its head towards me, staring at me with its big googly eyes, and it asked, "Can you fly the space shuttle to California?"
And I said, "Uh...no. I don't think I can."
And so it -- I assume it did it, because I didn't do it, but it didn't have hands, so I don't know how it did it either -- it pulls out this endtable. And on top of the endtable are all these pies, stacked up into a pyramid.
And it said, "We'll pay you in pies."
So I said, "Alright. I'll give it a shot."
So we start walking up the beach -- well, I'm walking; it's slithering -- until suddenly, the earthworm stops and looks out at the ocean, and just says, "Get Dennis."
And I was like, "Who the fuck is Dennis?"
Then a bunch of earthworms started popping out of the ocean, looking around; frightened, confused, screaming, "GET DENNIS! GET DENNIS!"
And I was like, "Who. The fuck. Is Dennis?"
And then I woke up.
And the first thing I said was, "WHO. THE FUCK. IS DENNIS?!"
I have been asking myself that question for FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS NOW, and so far, I have only met one Dennis. It was at Job Corps, and the first thing I asked him was, "DID THE WORMS SEND YOU?!"
He looked at me like I was insane, which...I mean, fair enough. But apparently, he's not the Dennis I'm looking for.
So it's my quest to find Dennis. I want to make fucking patches, stickers, and other assorted wearable merchandise saying, "WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS?" that I give to people who've heard the story, so that the influence of the Cult of Who the Fuck is Dennis spreads and I can someday find him.
He’s obviously in the ocean maybe start there.
@@ledyagi7278 James Cameron's Avatar VI: The Hunt for Dennis
That's funny as fuck, I'll ask my friend Dennis
This has got to be one of the funniest fucking stories I've heard.
I guess we're part of the cult now that we've read your story.
Not surprised that a Hollywood elite like Zach would be able to have his nightmares in glorious HD.
lmao 12yr old zach's sasquatch dream would make me wake up screaming
I dreamt they uploaded this already
Saaame bruh
@@Juan_Garcia07 I misread that as 'Sesame bruh' and started laughing really hard
Charlotte.
My black cat who died when I was 4, immediately became my sleep paralysis demon, nightmare antagonist and even the shadow I'd keep seeing running into hiding on any dark room wide awake. Haunting poor kid me every night for months.
After years of her harming me on my dreams, always being a fast shadow that would pounce towards me and make my ribs hurt. Gradually, I began to fight back. From forcing her to attack already and get with it, to grabbing her and shaking her to counterattack, getting scratched back... to... well...
I'll always remember the last nightmare I had of her. Where I followed her instead. Glowing flowers growing on the dark room. Showing me her path as I called out to make peace... And her beautiful fur shinning on the moonlight... as I hugged her... Held her in my arms... After approaching her in friendship...
All that time, I thought she was my demon. It took a while. But now I understand she's been my guardian angel. I'm very thankful I had a friend in my dreams, instead of the ugly mishaped demons everyone talks about.
I miss her a lot.
Haa.
What a nice cry I had writing this.
Dude that's beautiful
best comment
I had a cold sweat dream where I was in the evaporation radius of a thermonuclear detonation, and I felt every fucking atom in my body being liquidated and blown away. That was quite the awkward Easter Morning.
I've also had three separate unrelated sleep paralysis instances. The first ever was me hallucinating that a grey alien walked into my mother's bedroom and grabbed my foot, and I could literally see the reflection of my mother's open laptop on the nightstand in it's black eyes.
The second occured when I fell asleep with my eyes open, and the curves in my blanket looked like mountains, and little black figures were slowly walking across them.
The third, my brother ran into my room, and he had a pyramid-head esque head replacement, but it was literally just a fucking shoebox.
That's the only time I've woken up screaming after age 9.
That nuclear bomb dream has happened to me like 20 times, every time i get several seconds of watching the thing explode then I wake up. That shit just makes you feel off for a while
I remember when I was a kid I dreamt up a whole slasher movie. The plot was it was set in my middle school but there wasn't any kids around it was just set there. And the killer was some old guy who wore a denim jacket, shirt, and jeans but these neon yellow running shoes. And he killed off all of these random people with a 2x4 that was wrapped in duct tape with nails hammered through it. The ending was genuinely creepy though: after he killed the last person he dropped the board and it hit the linoleum and made a super loud sound and just walked out of view, and I was just left staring at my reflection in a window. Plus I remember it was really quiet the whole time, Unless someone was talking or being beaten to death with a 2x4 it you could not hear any noise being made.
gonna steal that plot
@@cultist4194 You should combine this dream plot with the “Who the Fuck is Dennis” dream story someone above this explained.
15:28 yes zach I've had f'd up dreams the traumatized and altered my brain chemistry as you've perfectly put it. I was like 15 and the dream I had is nothing I could ever describe beyond calling it completely abstract shapes and colors. When I woke up I had the weirdest feeling in my stomach. I didnt have to puke or poo, I just felt like something was wrong. I didnt feel better for a week and that was only because I forced myself to not think about the dream and focus on anything else. It's been 20+ years since and just recalling the ordeal made my guts feel weird.
dude what the fuck, I've had a dream almost exactly like that, except for some reason certain shapes were like "representative" of a few members of my family and friends. There was no story or reason for what I was seeing. Fucking weird.
@@Imp_MM I'd love someone to explain my ordeal but the human brain is less understood than outer space. I may have been abducted by aliens in a different dimension
Have you or anyone you have ever known ever experimented with anything related to demons or oujia boards or anything of that sort
@@dylanauger7316 no. Why?
@@maggs131 an experience like that seems to me like something that is spiritually significant. Most likely an attack from something malicious. My advice would be to get right with jesus. But if this happened when you were young and nothing has happened since then it probably wasn't a big deal. But you should still probably get right with jesus.
I had an oneyplays related dream once. Chris, Zach, Tomar, and Lyle were all on a couch staring at me in some kind of living room. Then they said "Okay we're going to record a new video now" and went to some other room, and locked the door. they left me alone in that living room i was so upset
You were abandoned at your most vulnerable
i had a dream somewhat recently that i was watching a new oneyplays video themed entirely around babies. they played games about babies, watched videos of babies, etc. every time something funny happened zach and chris would do the baby laugh and tomar got very annoyed at them.
My forever dream that I always think about is me in a fleshy void where I could alter my heart rate and emotions at will. I was rotating around a central hub in a fleshy void. if I increased my fear the room would become more red the speed at which I floated around the center would increase and if I did it too much I'd wake up. If I reduced it the room became less of deep red more pink like a brain and my speed of rotation would slow and I would stay in the dream. I felt safe like I was in a womb. That dream happened to me off and on for 5 years. As long as I live I will never forget that dream.
I've had a lot of strange dreams, particularly nightmares, but the worst one for me as a kid was a recurring dream. I won't go into too much detail, but basically, I was taken to a place called "Paul's Land," which was owned by a Frankenstein's monster esque creature called Paul. For the life of me, I cannot think of why the big scary evil creature was such a silly goofy thing and had such a dumb name, but that's how it was.
Waking up in Paul's Land, I stood in a line with several other kids. One of them was older than I was, and asked if I had ever been here before. I told him that I hadn't, and he explained the situation, as he had apparently been here once when he was younger.
To the right and up the road from where we stood, there was a quaint old farm. That's where Paul lived. He was gonna come running down that road to chase us, and once he did, we would be able to move as well. To the left, there was a city made out of houses from all over the world. Somewhere in that weird amalgam city of clashing architecture, we would find our own houses. Now, the objective was to find your house, and get into bed. This would cause you to wake up, and survive the game. If Paul caught you, he'd wring you like a wet cloth, causing your soul to spill out, which he'd then drink.
The boy told me that I would have to partake in this game every night for a full week. I first had the nightmare on a Monday, and I would get pulled back each night for the full week. By the next Monday, I stopped having the dreams.
For that week, the dreams had continuity, and I remembered them as vividly as a waking memory. In addition, I really would wake up each time I found my bed. I was very young, and frankly, I was convinced after a few nights that I was gonna die.
I've never dreamt about Paul or Paul's Land ever since, which is also strange, because I would dread being pulled back one day for actually a few years after it happened.
the peter griffin edit with alanis playing behind it is fucking golden
I had a dream about a recently discovered obscure Japanese game called Sempaku.
It was set in a western town, and starred a main character tied to a chair with his arms behind his back. He was wearing a bag/mask over his head, leather chaps, and had his torso painted blue. The objective was to kick either forward or diagonally and boot away these weird men walking at you.
Then Matpat made a video discussing how it was actually a cult recruitment tool.
I had a nightmare about a year ago where I was all alone in the middle of the woods at midnight with nothing but a 9mm pistol with one bullet in it. There was this huge thing that was like if you put a rotten corpse, a werewolf, and a deer in a blender. For some reason I knew it was looking for me and as it was it made these noises like if you were gasping for air but deeper. I think the bullet might have been for me
Sounds like a Wendigo.
Cleric Beast wendigo, gotcha
I had a dream in which my 10-year high school reunion (which hasn't happened yet) took place in an abandoned JC Penney. There was a stage in there for some reason and people were doing improv. One of my history teachers was on stage at some point. I remember that Chinese food was being served, but then somebody stole my plate.
I once had this dream that chris tried convincing zach that hercules had a clone, sorry, not clone, a perfect copy named “Herculad”
It's actually so bizarre that Zach's sasquatch dream is exactly how one of my most memorable nightmares as a child also played out
Recently, I had a dream that my local NHL team (Buffalo Sabres) ended up drafting a European player with the last name "Linkara." He ended up being a generational talent, scoring a hat trick in his first NHL game. I got to buy his jersey and was so excited to wear it before I woke up. Genuinely disappointing.
23:29 I love how this is basically the fire giant boss fight
I had this dream before smiling friends season 1 came out where episode 2 was announced and a premiere was up on RUclips, so I waited for it to start and was super excited. Then, when the premiere started, the entire episode was really disappointing and the quality was lowered by like 70%, with an added bonus of Family Guy humor. I woke up really sad and texted my friend that the new SF episode sucked and they told me episode 2 didn't exist
Hey guys, I just want to say, i've had the worst year of my entire life and i'm alone for my birthday with a bottle of rye, and you really gave me company during these times. Thank you guys, you never fail to make me laugh. Thanks for always being there.
I had an oneyplays dream last night where I was their editor and dingdong was helping me w/ something I couldn't figure out then I woke up. Truly epic.
I once had a recurring dream where a Pterodactyl ate every person I knew until I was the only one left. Also Fred from Scooby Doo was there.
Was it the Pterodactyl Ghost from the movie?
@@grinshady0164 Maybe, it had a bunch of babies to feed. It also had the power to bend the very earth, and there was this massive earthquake it caused when I was in the mystery machine with Fred.
This must’ve been when I was like 7-9 years old.
10:48 what the actual fuck,I was laughing hysterically at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had an Oneyplays dream about a week ago. It was only Chris and Lyle playing some zombie game, kinda looked like Dying Light. Chris was playing the game but he wasn't talking, the only one speaking was Lyle and he was doing what my brain interpreted as an impression of an Ancient Roman Soldier. He wasn't even talking to Chris, just commentating on the game as if he was the character.
Everyone had their own main antagonist of their dreams. Mine was Bard the Dragon from some Baby Einstein show. I would be around my family and they would all suddenly disappear, with the only other thing in the house being Bard, and he'd attack me. I could physically feel overwhelming tingly feelings when he bit into me.
I use this video to fall asleep, hearing about their horrific nightmares and sleep paralysis as my mind slips into it's most suggestive state is super helpful
I had a dream where I was laying down on the grass and couldn’t move, and a dog ran up and started pissing in my mouth
I had a dream once where I was with Tomar, Lyle, Chris, and Zach and we all went to an orphanage and each of us adopted babies. We all went out shopping and bought them different colored outfits and then went to the beach and had a baby derby where we made the babies race against each other
"Someone asked me if I was in the hizzy" makes me laugh so hard and I don't know why
I had a dream some weeks ago that I was hanging out with the Oneyplays crew and Tomar had the worst curly hair I've ever seen; the haircut was square af and he had the top of his head shaved. His beard was patchy and brownish and when he smiled or laughed he was missing teeth and almost had no gums so you could see the teeth's roots. It's also kinda funny that some videos ago they made a joke of Tomar having brown teeth because in my dream he had yellowish brown teeth too. Everyone else looked normal. I woke up laughing from just remembering all that.
I had a dream that a tiny version of Zach kept breaking into my house and stealing things off my shelf.
The most bizarre nightmare I have had was a dream where I was just in a weird room picking up photos and seeing the memories of the people in the photo and then I accidentally trod on a picture of the nike logo and woke up screaming like I witnessed some eldrich truth.
I remember distinctly a dream where I was doing some challenge where I couldn't put away my breakfast and I had to walk to a spot. I grabbed a grilled cheese and some eggs and then when I looked back at my plate the grilled cheese was gone like it was never there and I walked around in a daze asking people "Where's my grilled cheese?" and then I woke up
I had an oneyplays-themed dream where I was in a hotel and there was trapdoors everywhere so the people staying at the hotel would fall down into them and down in a room full of rectangular holes where all the people would be stored and packed up very tightly, then a separate conveyor belt underneath would move them forward while the rectangle shaped holes would remain in their place working as a grater to anyone unlucky enough to be on the top layer of cluttered people and into a grinder that only left like 5 or 6 parts of each of the dozens of bodies, then someone would come and arrange them as sculptures of fleshy parts that made no sense for the last person left in the hotel to see once they wake up and explore around wondering where everyone went.
And a drawn version of Zack was standing at a random room doorr with his hand up waving and smiling like a carboard cut out.
So I just searched best dream stories. I didn’t know about this page so hearing Charlie from Smiling Friends just tripped me out 🤣
You don’t find Oneyplays, oneyplays finds you
As a kid, I had a nightmare that my mom was putting on makeup in the mirror and a spooky vampire was sucking my blood but she couldn't see it in the reflection and wouldn't turn around.
that's hilarious
@@ketchvpwater fellow shiba pfp
i had a similar nightmare where im in the back of my dads car while hes driving and for some reason road raging, and the dude hes yelling at shoots a bullet into the car, striking me in the neck. my dad didn't seem to notice and continues to scream at the guy, and im choking on blood as everything goes dark
i wasnt expecting this to be one of the funniest oneyplays compilations ive ever watched
What a great Best Of, dreams are such a different conversation
Demonic Sasquatch dream:
🫵😬 *RAUGH!-*
I had a dream years ago in high school where I woke up to my wife saying "honey time to give the baby her surprise cake". I get out of bed and look down to find myself wearing a black suit and on the nightstand is a cake filled cake pan, with a fork next to it. I grab the cake and the fork, and proceed to the baby's room to give her some cake. As I walk in I decide to take off a small piece of frosting and taste it on my finger. Right as I did this a large flower starting growing out of the cake, with a large mouth sprouting out of hit. The flower starts stretching its tongue towards the baby's crib until it is touching the baby. The baby soon wakes up and starts crying. After a few seconds everything seems to freeze in time. My dream zooms in on the crying baby's face and displays the meme captions "surprise cake? More like ruined cake."
0:28 I have multiple sasquatch scary dreams it makes me happy knowing that I'm not the Oney one ;)
here's a story I told before so i'll just paste it:
"recently I had a dream where I for some reason had a son who I ditched so I could play golf with my friend's son who also just exists I guess, then I woke up and relised that this was the exact plot of the season 2 family guy episode "fore, father". idk how this happened"
i had a dream where ive met twomad vlogging inside an abandoned building. and there were a lot of other people in the same abandoned building like it was a fun place to visit. listened to the twomad coldones episode before sleep lol
Damn did the original get deleted due to chris and zachs anti-semetic nude photos?
Zach laughing at Chris’ Persia dream always gets me lol. Also Chris’ dream about stabbing the giant should be an Oney Cartoon or a gag on Smiling Friends, feels like something silly and surreal for their sense of humor
I recently experienced sleep paralysis for the first few times this month. It's awful. The anxiety I felt during made me think I was gonna have a heart attack. Then I would be terrified to open my eyes because I felt like someone was watching me.
6:58 is one of my ultimate fav oneyplays moments
This is a great video to fall asleep to.
One of the most vivid and horrific dreams I had was one where I was in a really bad multi-car wreck. I had crashed through my windshield, and I found myself lying on the ground. When I pulled myself up, there was a feeling of something absent. My mouth felt empty. In that moment, I realized that I had bitten off the majority of my own tongue.
Hoping I could get it reattached or something, I started limping around searching for the missing half. But it wasn't that simple. What I ended up finding were pieces of it, none bigger then the tip of a finger, all strewn about the debris-filled street. Weakly, I began picking them up one by one. The sensation of gripping the small, squishy chunks of tongue meat between my fingers was hauntingly real, as I desperately wandered around the wreckage.
Still, the feeling of my hands clutching the scraps of my tongue has not left my memory, and I'm not sure if it ever will.
I actually still remember a dream I had as child and it's stuck with me ever since. I remember it being night and about to go to bed, so I went to go open my bedroom door only to open it to a giant ass dark room with only a tight rope in front. I knew the rope led to my room so I started walking on it, and from their I could see a giant doorway on the side with light illuminating from it. It was more like a restroom light on or something then it being something heaven like or whatever. That was literally the only light source cause everything else was dark. I probably woke up after that cause I don't remember making it to my own room in the dream.
Bro the dream Chris explained at 4:04 sent CHILLS down my spine. I had dreams almost *exactly* like that when I was 7-10, where I’d get in a car, drive down like a highway or something, & couldn’t stop the car; the only difference was that it’d usually be me in a car with like a family member behind the wheel & they’d just disappear, & I had to drive
I once had a dream where there was just a multiplying SUPER high contrast black and white image of plankton smiling with a massive wide mouth laughing crazy loud like a maniac and it was terrifying
I never had sleep paralysis until about five years ago when I would regularly fall asleep to old Sleepycast VODs. I had sleep paralysis every night for two weeks before I realized that the two were connected. I stopped sleeping with Sleepycast on and haven't had it since. I guess it was all the screaming and arguing or something that triggered it.
My main recurring nightmare has been of that corpse-like man standing in front of my house staring in at me as well, it actually startled me hearing Chris describing it pretty much spot on
"love is scary when you don't know what to do with it" is such a raw quote
I fell asleep once listening to an Oneyplays video but i the audio of the video worked itself into my dream, it was me and my sofa and my dad speaking to me but what he was saying was just Corey rambling in the video and I remember getting scared because he was screaming at me
They all have horrifying nightmares. That's terrible lmao, I relate. Also love how they always offer a genuine "I'm sorry that happened to you"
Chris's story about his uncle introducing him to Resident Evil was very similar to how a cousin introduced me to RE3. I couldn't sleep without the light on for weeks after lol
as a boy i had a dream that bigfoot held a stop sign in front of his face and nobody noticed him but me, then he realized i could see him and started full speed chasing me like a gorilla
So not to bring the mood down of all the silly dreams, but the most traumatizing dream I’ve had in my 16 years on this planet was about my late grandpa. In my dream I was sitting in his chair and he had already passed. But suddenly he opened the door and came in like he just got home from work (he was a roofer) but my dad and grandma just got up and went to their rooms simultaneously without saying a word. Then I turned back around to my grandpa and he was now just a monster with a really long neck only eyes, so long that he stretched it all the way across the very big island table in the kitchen and stared into my soul. It was them that I awoke. This is 100% true and I can’t forget it no matter how much I would like to. RIP Dennis Brown, I’m saddened that the last thing I remember you by was a nightmare.
This is by far the strangest dream I've ever had that I can remember, buckle up.
I was running into a nearby plaza with a PharmaPlus and a Sobeys beside my old elementary school. I wasn't alone however, Spock from Star Trek was with me. We ran into the PharmaPlus and in the last aisle there was a table of various Star Trek toys. Spock then gathered some of the toys and cobbled together a device out of them. We ran out of the store into the parking lot where we saw the starship Enterprise just outside the Sobeys but it had been cloaked/disguised as an ordinary coach bus. As Spock and I ran up along the edge of the plaza the Enterprise started firing at us but the device Spock made from the toys was scrambling the targeting so all the shots missed. We make it to the entrance of the ship/coach bus/whatever its weird, and the younger brother of my childhood best friend is in the doorway saying "leave us be! leave us be!" I push him aside as I run in and the inside still looks like a regular coach bus. Phasers are firing all over as I run for cover behind one of the chairs where I find Dr. McCoy, he hands me a cigar which I promptly light and smoke.
DREAM ENDS, I WAKE UP, WTF.
I like how hilarious Julian thought you having a nightmare was
One weird dream I had recently was I was in the middle of the ocean on a small dinghy with a crew-mate: it was still kind of light out and we sailed towards a large group of icebergs. As we did my mate suddenly got nervous and told me to not to make too much noise or the icebergs would wake up.
I didn’t say anything since apparently he knew about this more than I did so I kept my mouth shut as we sailed through. However at some point there was a large splash or some kind of noise and suddenly hundreds of large yellow eyes opened on the icebergs and swiveled to stare at us. A long droning howl started to emit from them and grew louder and louder and that was when I woke up
I had this one dream where I finished some of my school assignments and my parents rewarded me where I was going to an indoor playplace. I don't remember what happened a little bit later but I decided to go a part of the play place and I went down this weird tube looking slide which went through the wall and into an abandoned part where the walls looked more yellow (it's not the backrooms). The only light I saw was the light from the hole I the made from sliding into the wall. I fell onto this green platform with stairs that were going up. I looked down and saw that the walls were cracked and that there was nothing but darkness while creepy piano music that you would hear in the background of a person reading a creepypasta was playing. I didn't scream while I was falling down like someone else would. I was just disturbed. I decided to go back up instead of just sitting there. Fortunately, the stairs led right to the hole and I got back into the normal part of the play place and I felt relieved that I could hear the sound of kids screaming and laughing. And for some reason that's when I woke up.
I remember i had an OneyPlays dream where i was playing with Chris, Zach and Tomar, and the game was Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion. We had been traveling from area to area, and the last good part i can still remember, is that i was at some huge wooden ship that held a villain's lair, and you were able to moon jump in the ship (in real life, i was also listening to the Spooky's LP). It was cool because it still felt like i was talking to the bois, and laughing and joking with them. It was a really wacky dream, but i guess i attribute eating queso fresco before bed to getting funny dreams.
I can’t sleep on my back either.
I feel like my mind separates from my body and if I don’t jolt myself awake quick enough I go into full sleep paralysis.
More often than not I’m able to jolt awake last second because my brain tells me something is wrong.
been waiting for this one, ever since hearing it I dreamed a shark ate a little boy and destroyed my leg after I rescued the boy. that boy, was Chris. and that my children is the dream of Chris mass.
I had a dream that I saw this exact video, thumbnail and all. crazy bro....
When I young I had a dream that I was in a car with my family and we were driving really slowly down a dead forest. I looked out the window at the dead trees then looked back at my family who were all keeled over dead. I looked back out the window and saw a hyper-realistic version of the waitress from Emperor’s New Groove but she had black hair, was naked, had boils all over her body, and she had a long crypt keeper hand with cracked nails. She was reaching for me through the window (which was rolled down for some reason) when suddenly I woke up in a cold sweat.
I ran out into the living room and my parents were up. Turns out it was maybe 1-2 hours before I had to be awake for school. They were surprised to see me up so I told them I was scared and they let me stay home for the day.
I have this recurring dream where my ma gives me a puppy. I'm always at home either doing nothing or taking a shower when my ma comes home from the grocery store and she says she has a surprise for me, so of course I usually think "omg I hope it's a puppy but it's probably ice cream or something" then she gives me a puppy but I never see the puppy I just know about the puppy. She always leaves it outside and opens the front door like its going to walk in on its own, but before it does I always wake up. I still have that dream even though we've had multiple puppies and dogs in our family over the years. Every time I wake up thinking "where is the puppy?" I've had this dream at least like 20 times.
I had a dream that I have watched this video before.
I had a dream where everything was super normal, but in the "dream reality" I had died in a car crash and my mother was the only one who could see or hear me. When my wife and father got home, they did the thing where they walk right past you and don't acknowledge anything you say or do and act like you're invisible. The sheer "realness" of the dream shook me for a good couple days afterwards.