The funny part about the Chuck E Cheese stream is that the whimpering noise was just the sound effects from Fall Guys but now its forever associated with the puppeteer cowering in fear after saying Poggers
@@EvanClue It's because OP is trying to gaslight us in the same way our boys gaslight each other. The Fall Guys match hadn't started yet and also Fall Guys don't make autistic whimpering noises like that. There I feel gross now for explaining it
“Your grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension probably won’t survive as long as Luigi, who definitely has a super high jump.” Remains to this day one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
@@SirButtz Pretty sure he successfully infiltrated Bohemian Grove at one point IRL (It probably seems like I'm lying so believe it or not but Im relatively confident about this lol)
I can’t believe Lyle can do all these impressions sometimes they sound like voices talking over each other even, he even draws the thumbnails and is working on a game called bulbo 2 journey to Puerto Rico no wonder he needs Chris zack tomar and friends to edit for him
Oh dont act like we dont know that lyle is actually a hydra with each head being a "different" oney plays persona. Hes been trying to hide it for too many years now.
I sense a mutiny coming. All the editing has kept them from doing something more universally recognized, and we all know how much this "Tomar" figure hates being overshadowed.
@@Slouworker Not really, communists like Lenin opposed national bolshevism describing them as class enemies and warning that they were not to be thought of as allies
The actual reason why he censored the title isn't because people got mad at him, it was that RUclips wouldn't let him monetize if he used the disease name.
Did he really do that? What was going through his brain to make him think "yes, making a theory video about a deadly virus that is causing a global pandemic will be a great idea."
Game Theory: Tomar kills Jaxxy everyday but she is resurrected every night like Kenny from south park. Only Jaxxy remembers the true horrors tomar is capable of
4:29 This poggers thing has gotten me really good twice. I heard it for the first time when this got posted and last night at work. I was crying laughing on the sales floor at Dingdong’s impression.
I'd legit watch an Alex Jones Joaquin Phoenix Mario live action. The bars not set very high and you know Alex would scream about the globalist turtles while getting high on shrooms
“You see, bowser, I’m a plumber with nothing to lose. I have no one ups, nothing can hurt me anymore” “He’s goddamn right you turtleneck wearing green piece of trash. We’re comin for you bowser!”
I like that game theory went from something semi-reasonable where he could at least come up with equations and sources, but now it's just him peeling through different layers of lore just to try to get some kind of factual foothold. Man's is loosing it.
I still say "How much would Diamond Armor from Minecraft be worth" is one of his best videos. If he did more like that I don't think anyone would have a problem with him. (Although even some theories where he just does calculations aren't without their problems, like his Wario Waft video where he some-fucking-how decides that Wario is 9 FEET TALL.)
@@stinklinethegoblin5952 a line in the US SMB manual says something like all of the Mushroom Kingdom residents were turned into blocks by the koopas and people think Mario is a serial killer.
Tomar was just trying to test his theory of how many orphans he could eat in the span of 24 hours, it's not his fault he got carried away and kept going for 16 weeks.
I really want Alex Jones to voice Shadow in Sonic 3. People think I'm joking, or crazy. BUT! IMAGINE all of Shadow's dialogue from his own game as Alex!
I kinda thought this compilation would be MUCH longer, any segment with Zach in it is always followed by a crazy conspiracy theory. I would’ve thought that there could be an hour long video of Zach alone talking about Hilary Clinton’s “green egg jellies” 😂😂😂
That video they watch about the growing Earth was actually created by Neal Adams. Neal Adams was an absolute LEGEND in the comic book industry. Revolutionized Batman, had a ground breaking run with Green Lantern & Green Arrow and tons more. He just recently passed away.
Fun Fact: Chuck E Cheese was actually a rat before Rockstar era Chuck E (The one that said Poggers) retconned it. I don't blame Ding Dong for not knowing this since most rational people don't get involved with the lore and history of Chuck E Cheese's and Showbiz Pizza like I have.
I have watched the show multiple times and I still didn't put that together. Also "Wait wait wait I am going to turn red...yeah.." is the best commentary I have ever heard. Who is playing during this segment?
some backstory for the silly theory chris mentioned around 9:00 this was literally a video matpat did because a make a wish kid asked if sonic could go that fast without getting hurt
Whenever someone asks why I dislike Matpat, I always remind them of that 'rona game theory video. Literally profiting off of international fear and confusion, it's gross no matter how you slice it.
“I am not running for president in 2024. I know, I know. I just have to focus on my Garry’s Mod server. There has been FailRP, there has been RDM. We can’t have that, can we people?”
Since MatPat’s retired, and the internet has basically done a 180 on their opinion of him, I wonder if any of the guys (and the comments, since they’re like 90% shitting on MatPat as well) have changed their opinions? I’m pretty neutral, but I just thought it was weird how the internet seemed to go from hating a guy, to everyone loving him and even people that he’s “wronged” in the past coming out and saying how good of a guy he is.
I thought they were joking with the game theory “who would survive the coronavirus” video bit, but I looked it up, and it’s a real video that MatPat thought was a good idea to make.
Mario isn't from Italy, he's from New York. Plus the Mushroom kingdom has basically zero visitors from the Earth dimension, so the virus probably never even got there.
You forgor to add the 2013 oneyplays theory about creating a morbid humaoid creature that would go by the name of "Tolmar", constantly adding more and more heinous acts and monstrous traits as you maniacally laugh and weeze. Truly one of my favorite oneyplays moment!
i love how they start saying how awful a game theory of who would survive the rona is, and then immediately proceed to theorise about if mario could survive the rona
This has bothered me for ages, the Chuck E Cheese character doesn't whimper afterwards, that's part of the countdown noise in the game, it just happens to sync up with the head movements.
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I like how Lyle's first idea for a holocaust survivor is Anne Frank, someone who is only well known because they did not survive the holocaust.
And she didn't even die the infamous way. She died due to syphilis, but was treated in a concentration camp
There were multiple Anne Franks?
he's not too bright
@@nOT_sURE08 yeah Solid Frank and Liquid Frank
@@aperson5436 it wasn’t syphilis, it was typhus
The live action Mario movie cast they thought of was almost as funny as the actual one
They should just resurrect Captain Lou Albano.
@@somerandolad CGI Bob Hoskin, with AI generated Lou Albano ADR voiceover
@YeaMan massive virgin
3:34
The funny part about the Chuck E Cheese stream is that the whimpering noise was just the sound effects from Fall Guys but now its forever associated with the puppeteer cowering in fear after saying Poggers
"You are fake news" -Zach doing a trump impression
but why did Chuck open his mouth exactly in time with the sound effects
Thank you
@@EvanClue It's because OP is trying to gaslight us in the same way our boys gaslight each other. The Fall Guys match hadn't started yet and also Fall Guys don't make autistic whimpering noises like that. There I feel gross now for explaining it
@@pyrotechnick420 gaslighting? Stop making up words
Guys, give Lyle a break. He needs to constantly come up with new compilations otherwise Chris won’t give him his weekly bathroom break.
Lyle is an editor by day- & a rat killer by night. Busy busy man
He really needs it too, he drinks a *lot* of Mr. Pibb after all.
Monica is still fighting for him to have at least three a week, but I don’t think Chris is gonna budge.
This is confirmed by the pondering lama.
but then how am I going to get my best of best ofs?!?
"You're an ant beneath my boot, and you always will be" is a line I quote to my friends nearly daily
You are Friends with Ants?
Calm down Tomar
@@MrHolodoc the cast of the movies Ants, yes. They're all real ants, that's just how ants look if you get real close
@@MrHolodocI’m friends FROM ants.
@@AtomicFlounder42 Yeowch!
“Your grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension probably won’t survive as long as Luigi, who definitely has a super high jump.” Remains to this day one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
2:45
Can't wait to see the Pondering Llama debunk all of these in his next video.
@YeaMan OneyPlays isn't a music channel.
Wait, I thought it was The Padre Llama?
@YeaMan i prefer listening to chris' lovely screeching thanks
@YeaMan i know you meant “page”; not because you misspelt it but because i know you know no bitches.
@@ironwraith852 where did you get "padre" from "pondering" they don't sound similar at all.
15:45 I love that, after Zach's attack on his character, Chills still made it on to Smiling Friends.
His attack only rated a fifteen out of a hundred. Number fifteeeeen.
That's just how Zach shows affection
Character Assassination is my favorite tvtrope
"You're never gonna sell me on Alex Jones as an actor." - sweet, blissfully unaware Tomar
What's he been in? I remember he was in Through a Scanner Darkly as basically himself
@@SirButtz Pretty sure he successfully infiltrated Bohemian Grove at one point IRL
(It probably seems like I'm lying so believe it or not but Im relatively confident about this lol)
@@SirButtz they mightve been referring to chris pratt playing mario lol
@@SirButtz his whole career is a juxtaposition of a character. He makes lots of money by pretending
Controlled op
I can’t believe Lyle can do all these impressions sometimes they sound like voices talking over each other even, he even draws the thumbnails and is working on a game called bulbo 2 journey to Puerto Rico no wonder he needs Chris zack tomar and friends to edit for him
Oh dont act like we dont know that lyle is actually a hydra with each head being a "different" oney plays persona. Hes been trying to hide it for too many years now.
I sense a mutiny coming. All the editing has kept them from doing something more universally recognized, and we all know how much this "Tomar" figure hates being overshadowed.
Game Theory: is Lyle my real father?
yes
More like real theory
The Rat King rules all.
He is Puerto Rican so it checks out.
He left when i was 7 to get cigarettes. He may be my father but hes not my dad 😤
Squidward giving Sora a bold and brash keychain is still one of my favorite bits
My favourite matt pat thing was when he made a video about mario being communist he used the nazbol flag instead of the soviet flag
Same shit different flag tbh
@@Slouworker Not really, communists like Lenin opposed national bolshevism describing them as class enemies and warning that they were not to be thought of as allies
Is that real? With that guy it's hard to even tell if you're joking
@@girtaco24 it's real.
@@girtaco24 it's in the thumbnail
Zach: even though the gamemakers are antisemitic I gotta give this game points so far
Tomar: is that a real thing?
Zach: it is now!
I still can't believe that matpat was serious when he made the "who will survive the coronavirus?" video and wasn't just some kind of elaborate joke.
The actual reason why he censored the title isn't because people got mad at him, it was that RUclips wouldn't let him monetize if he used the disease name.
@@AngelicMissMarie You sound like that's a problem. Using fearmongering and panic words should exempt you from monetization, deadass.
Did he really do that? What was going through his brain to make him think "yes, making a theory video about a deadly virus that is causing a global pandemic will be a great idea."
Funny that it ended up being not a big deal
@@zigfaust that’s fucking stupid.
lyle has a gun pointed to his head with a timer attached to it that increases by 24 hours every time he makes a compilation video
Game Theory: Tomar kills Jaxxy everyday but she is resurrected every night like Kenny from south park. Only Jaxxy remembers the true horrors tomar is capable of
Jaxxy is actually a perfect copy of Tomar, but wamon. Only a Tomar can stand toe to toe with Tomar.
sour park🥺i want to go to sour park daddy🥺
And tomar spelled backwards is ramot, the name of a city located in Jerusalem
Israeli letters go backwards so technically the city Ramot is actually just called Tomar.
Ah, I love going to Sour Park
I love how in the Game Theory COVID section, Zach legitimately makes better points about Mario not surviving than Matpat would have.
8:11 Chris: "what if freddy fazbear ran out and then up to ya"
I like that one Chris
4:29
This poggers thing has gotten me really good twice. I heard it for the first time when this got posted and last night at work. I was crying laughing on the sales floor at Dingdong’s impression.
I'd legit watch an Alex Jones Joaquin Phoenix Mario live action. The bars not set very high and you know Alex would scream about the globalist turtles while getting high on shrooms
He wouldn’t even need a red shirt since he’s already so red
Have Joe Rogan play Toad and I'd be so in
GAE TOADS
3:34
“You see, bowser, I’m a plumber with nothing to lose. I have no one ups, nothing can hurt me anymore”
“He’s goddamn right you turtleneck wearing green piece of trash. We’re comin for you bowser!”
Brandon Turners animation of the Crash theory bit is what helped me find these funny, Ha-Ha boys.
Same, but for me it was the time they did the kickstarter bit.
I like that game theory went from something semi-reasonable where he could at least come up with equations and sources, but now it's just him peeling through different layers of lore just to try to get some kind of factual foothold. Man's is loosing it.
Game theory: Is everyone dead and in hell?
@YeaMan
I’ll take your word for it brotha.
Bro one of the first gametheories was if mario was a communist
I still say "How much would Diamond Armor from Minecraft be worth" is one of his best videos. If he did more like that I don't think anyone would have a problem with him.
(Although even some theories where he just does calculations aren't without their problems, like his Wario Waft video where he some-fucking-how decides that Wario is 9 FEET TALL.)
The paw patrol one is just ridiculous lmao
I love how a single tidbit from the original Super Mario Bros. manual single-handedly ruined internet speculation forever
What’s this in reference too?
@@stinklinethegoblin5952 a line in the US SMB manual says something like all of the Mushroom Kingdom residents were turned into blocks by the koopas and people think Mario is a serial killer.
Lore changes all the time. In modern times the blocks aren't people anymore.
Maybe, the real theory was the friends we made along the way.
But in all seriousness we all know what Tomar did wasn't just a "Theory"
It's a game theory. thanks for watching.
He’s got a whole book filled with “theories”
Tomar was just trying to test his theory of how many orphans he could eat in the span of 24 hours, it's not his fault he got carried away and kept going for 16 weeks.
I really want Alex Jones to voice Shadow in Sonic 3. People think I'm joking, or crazy. BUT! IMAGINE all of Shadow's dialogue from his own game as Alex!
You good sir are a genius
Dr. Eggman's chemtrails are making the FUCKING chao gay!
"All of eggman's allies are crisis actors, they aren't real its staged its all a setup"
"Come over here you coward! I am the ultimate lifeform!"
Notice that zach references positivity, smiling, etc a lot, smiling friends has been a lil idea at the back of his head for a while
@@GreyLeno do you remember what part specifically from that video?
The picture of Alex Jones with a Mario hat and Joker Joaquin Phoenix with a Luigi hat had me dying.
I like that Chris pronounces it "Pappy-roos" or "Papris"
That thumbnail is fantastic.
I love the Crash game theory so much.
The editing gets me.
I kinda thought this compilation would be MUCH longer, any segment with Zach in it is always followed by a crazy conspiracy theory. I would’ve thought that there could be an hour long video of Zach alone talking about Hilary Clinton’s “green egg jellies” 😂😂😂
Their next vid is "BEST OF ZACH SAYING 'GREEN'" and it's 14 hours long.
@YeaMan be gone bot
There was probably a boundary set for what was a determined a weird impromptu story/scenario, and what was deemed an actual theory.
Those aren't theories though that's the truth. Remember kids: conspiracy theorist was a term coined by the CIA to make you look crazy
@@fireflocs we can only hope
That video they watch about the growing Earth was actually created by Neal Adams. Neal Adams was an absolute LEGEND in the comic book industry. Revolutionized Batman, had a ground breaking run with Green Lantern & Green Arrow and tons more. He just recently passed away.
I love how out of everything Zach has said snot going in someone’s mouth makes him gag lol
The way both Ding Dong and Julian just started going off on Game Theory at the same time is just spectacular. They're really on the same wavelength.
Their cycles are in sync
I absolutely love how zach is on the front of every compilation video because of how recognizeable his amoeba is
33:43 The editors have officially given up on the outro lol
Conspiracy Theory: The other members aren't real, they're just hyper-advanced AIs pretending to be human created by Chris.
@YeaMan Sure you do.
i actually think lyle is the only real one here and he just makes compilations of his multiple personas acting out while playing games
Theyre all actually fake characters invented by tobuscus as payback for lyle insulting him
@@imafreakize As I recall, Lyle said his hair looked like a bowl of bitch, which let's be honest, is totally fair.
Nice dmc pfp
Fun Fact: Chuck E Cheese was actually a rat before Rockstar era Chuck E (The one that said Poggers) retconned it. I don't blame Ding Dong for not knowing this since most rational people don't get involved with the lore and history of Chuck E Cheese's and Showbiz Pizza like I have.
I personally preferred Funtime Chuck E to rockstar Chuck E
I was pissed Luigi didn't survive Coronavirus. I'm not sure why everyone else was pissed.
Grabbed my gamer juice and took a sip so fast from seeing this great compilation idea
I really hope the juice is oj.
I took my first sip of gaymer juice recently. Too salty for my tastes.
You're so right, you're so right.
22:15 the origins of President Jimble, a true American patriot 🇺🇸🦅💥
I have watched the show multiple times and I still didn't put that together. Also "Wait wait wait I am going to turn red...yeah.." is the best commentary I have ever heard. Who is playing during this segment?
another great comp to enjoy with a 10mm rod in, oh boy!
_SOUNDING_
_OF COURSE_
some backstory for the silly theory chris mentioned around 9:00
this was literally a video matpat did because a make a wish kid asked if sonic could go that fast without getting hurt
Whenever someone asks why I dislike Matpat, I always remind them of that 'rona game theory video. Literally profiting off of international fear and confusion, it's gross no matter how you slice it.
I require several more hours of this please.
Lyle's MatPat impression is fucking spot on. Once MatPat is forcibly removed from the show Lyle should take over.
Brandon did a great job on this thumbnail.
Each of AkuAku's feathers representing a memory is oddly satisfying with how they're different colors and all.
Game theory: Are these compilations created to satiate the dark spirits within the channel?
MY THEORY IS THAT THIS CHANNEL IS RUN BY GOBLINS
INSIDE A GOBLIN
18:00 Imagine committing a felony only for some 12 year old dressed as a cop with a gmod gun pulls you into the sky and interrogates you.
The "Rash! C?" always makes me chuckle.
26:11 Sleep Apnoea Baby is a great idea to be fair
I love you guys, y'all make my day!
Trump as the admin of the world simulation which is just a gmod server is hilarious, Trump noclip flying through NYC.
“I am not running for president in 2024. I know, I know. I just have to focus on my Garry’s Mod server. There has been FailRP, there has been RDM. We can’t have that, can we people?”
(2025)
"Hey Donny, i wanted to ask now that you are moving in here, what is this button under the desk for?" "JOE NOOOOOO!!"
*Entire galaxy noclips.*
22:55 JFK actually had autoimmune polyendocrine syndrome, so he had diabetes, hypothyroidism, and Addisons disease.
this explains why his head just did that
@@bengraupera3098yeah that was sugar-buckshot
These compilations are great for animation material, absolutely perfect.
I'm telling you, these thumbnails are actually incredible. They're damn near half the reason I click on the video.
22:40 i can't believe they predicted Joe Biden shitting himself and then walking away
I think the “pathetic moan” he was doing, was him trying to imitate the bean men sounds on Fall Guys
I have tried reuploading the infamous Pondering Llama vs Creationist Cat debate and RUclips keeps deleting and banning me
They're just trying to stifle the truth.
I can’t wait until we get best of oneypays best ofs!
Another compilation is out which means Chris spent all his money on Funko Pops again.
Mostly the Hulk one tho
I can confirm, 1/4 of my working memory is allocated entirely to remembering my social security number.
Since MatPat’s retired, and the internet has basically done a 180 on their opinion of him, I wonder if any of the guys (and the comments, since they’re like 90% shitting on MatPat as well) have changed their opinions?
I’m pretty neutral, but I just thought it was weird how the internet seemed to go from hating a guy, to everyone loving him and even people that he’s “wronged” in the past coming out and saying how good of a guy he is.
Just a crazy thought, but what if you smelled my finger
Thanks for putting me on to Nostalgia Critic's The Wall review. That was excruciating.
Give your thumbnail guy a raise
I eat gold
I have cameras in my skin
I am above you
This is not an oneyplays reference
I am above you again
Don’t forget this
Smile!
Oney I love all the art you make for the channel it’s so endearing and cool
The constant mocking, of the man who milks the driest teats, this side of the world (matpat), invigorates me.
14:12 I think Tomar is still mad about this. 😂 And I still don't understand why.
Revisiting this and realizing how relevant the conversation about incontinent presidential candidates has become. Yeesh...
i love to hear ding dong and julian’s voice
I thought they were joking with the game theory “who would survive the coronavirus” video bit, but I looked it up, and it’s a real video that MatPat thought was a good idea to make.
That Chuck E Cheese bit is still hilarious. It sounds so bizarre, but it's real.
Mario isn't from Italy, he's from New York. Plus the Mushroom kingdom has basically zero visitors from the Earth dimension, so the virus probably never even got there.
The always sunny thumbnail is amazing
31:54 I would watch that.
Squidward deserves an episode where he can get revenge.
I've been waiting for a bullying MatPat comp
33:30 someone actually did this again recently but turned it into Futurama Hit & Run, there's trailers on youtube
The thumbnail art is fantastic lol
Hrmmm yess finally a compilation made exactly just for my dark and wicked mind
The chuck e cheese POGGERS is one of my favorite things from this channel up there with D and Blue..something.
i love Zack doing Pepe Silva as Charlie from its always sunny in the thumbnail
The thumbnail reminds me of Always Sunny where Charlie goes on a tangent about Pepe Silvia.
I like they all get embarrassed when Zach mentions the wall review
My theory is that they just drew a bunch of funny pictures and are arbitrarily creating compilations to fit them. Not complaining, though.
The Chuck E Cheese Poggers section is my favorite moment in all of Oneyhistory.
oneyplays is my favorite skeptic / theory channel
I love the sans/ness SAME? in the thumbnail
You forgor to add the 2013 oneyplays theory about creating a morbid humaoid creature that would go by the name of "Tolmar", constantly adding more and more heinous acts and monstrous traits as you maniacally laugh and weeze. Truly one of my favorite oneyplays moment!
Well in a uni lecture I learnt that tectonic plates are just a theory. Obviously a heavily backed up but they aren’t actually there it’s theorised
This should be WAAAAY longer
i love how they start saying how awful a game theory of who would survive the rona is, and then immediately proceed to theorise about if mario could survive the rona
This has bothered me for ages, the Chuck E Cheese character doesn't whimper afterwards, that's part of the countdown noise in the game, it just happens to sync up with the head movements.
Ah, finally, an accurate representation of Zach as the RUclips thumbnail
New best of today is good day
Just got an advert for the mario movie during the mario movie casting section