Praise to the Lort (181) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 8 апр 2021
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On today's episode Chris discusses Undercover Billionaire, The Learning Channel and Salt Bae. He also watches some videos including a man converted by the Lort, and the genius of White Claw Gabe.
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Watch the uncut version on patreon!!!
www.patreon.com/chrisdelia
Saying “Eeeee...yes!!!” Is proven to reduce stress and improve your well-being. Keep the pods coming dude 🔥
Keep Crushing, I am glad your back, no bs . 4real
I'm now a baby patron!
I'm here for everyone one of these my guy!
On it stay up homie
Every podcast Chris gets more and more like his old self. Winning.
When he said “my back is like a ski slope” I thought the same thing
omg I've noticed that too!!
The only thing I’m waiting for is to have him say NO DENTS
Noticed that too, sensational
Let's hope he keeps recovering, though lol.
“I don’t know why I’m still doing the podcast”. Keep doing is Chris we love it and thank you for it
I'm really glad he's back, how honest he was, and now I just know him before that stupid bs accusation stuff.
Chris, came back from that, and it didn't make a dent
I’m almost 30 years old and I’m just now realizing that TLC stands for “the learning channel”
Ouch
I've realized worse withing the past few hours tho I can't hate
I thought it was Tender Loving Care
I thought it was T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli
I didnt even know until reading this comment.....
The Chris that can't be cancelled anymore is the best.
no, all he does is talk about his son now. no one gives a F
@@Jake-oz7rs But you're here?
S'poor decision making.
@@Jake-oz7rs you sound like you wish his son was yours. Weird
@@kimberleesara9486 😂😂😂
@@Jake-oz7rs Whats wrong about that? I just wanna see the man happy and healthy, if talking about his son helps him then so be it.
Chris, if ur reading this, we ‘preciate ya
always preesh
WE love RAP!! (I think I spelled that last word wrong.)
W'preesh
He is cringe.
hes reading this alright, if your an 18yr old girl of course
Still one of the only podcasts that make me laugh like a mad man.
Agreed
The most. The greatest.
Facts
Same 😂 I always feel lucky that I found the podcast a few years ago. We never canceled him..chris had no idea all the support he still had during his hiatus. The people that don’t matter canceled him, they probably never even followed him to begin with, just blood thirsty ppl waiting to attack the next “me too” person smh.
@@kayla7562 yeah they don't know the whole story & jumped on the bandwagon. Glad he's back & we welcomed him back
I live for the sarcastic "yyyyyYES!"
I do this too with different wording xD
Same! I use it and people wonder where I got it from. Lol
I'm so glad your back Chris. This is my first video of my binge of you today. I'm gonna put this on every video
I’m just gonna say it again... I’m so glad our silly goose is back in action!!!!
Are u gonna say it till he replies to it? I'll be here to ask u every week because he ain't replying.
I've been waiting for a long time to jump back in the pond.
@@notheretomakefriendswithu3295 neither is she buddy
Dum dum dum dum
@@yeeheestoner223 her replyin back ain't the bit pal but nobodies gonna blame u for grabbin the low hangin fruit.
duuuude 4 new episodes in and I can see your mood coming back. Good to have you back man
Three episodes ago I posted a comment saying within 2 more he’d be back. I got roasted by people. Literally 2 episodes later and he’s back. I love it
22:45 for the time stamp on one of the best “aaayyyyyyyyyyyessdudes” we’ve seen in a long time
“We’re not doing a 5 minute podcast.”
We don’t want that. We want Ten Minute Podcasts, Chris!
That's what I immediately thought of, and then I got sad that we'll never get it again. Guess I'm gonna listen to TMP all the way through again!
Some podcasts are slow n you don't know how long they last!
@@jakel7213 We miiight! Ya never knooooow. Once everything has truly blown over, Sasso could wrangle the boys together again. They all follow eachother again on Insta, which maybe counts for something LOL
@@KanesTheName what do you mean. All three of them follow each other on insta, Bryan will and Chris all follow each other and vice versa
@@thereadysaltedcrisp8959 brain cullen had stopped following chris for a little while
“Guess if he’s 5’5” or not” Hahahaha
That drinking bit got me, dude. My boy right now started opening his mouth super wide and staring us in the face when he's hungry. It's so funny, man.
Erie PA native here and this is one of the nicest ways anyone has described the city, thanks Chris 🙏
I was thinking that if there was anyone who lives in or close to Erie listens to Chris and I'm glad that someone does. He described Erie perfectly
@@ElijahDudas live in Erie too he isn’t wrong erie is boring as shit
@@Austin-mb8ch i don't live there (I live somewhere 100x more boring) but when I go there, it's definitely not the best place lol
This is the only podcast I listen to from start to finish! Makes my day everytime. thank you Chris xoxox
1:23 - *phone goes off*
3:40 - “No one’s ringer is ever on, I haven’t heard a ringer in three years”
- Leader of the G-Network
He's also the youngest man alive, did you know?
Last time I was this early, Whitney was still talking to Chris.
Oh. Oh shit that was clever. 😆
Who is Whitney?
@@larissabeaty2918 a snake.
Last time whitney was relevant, Timmy D was exposing her for the selfish big breasted flat woman she is.
Thanks for doing your podcast thing man. Glad to see you back.
Words can’t describe how happy I am that you still make this podcast. Babies for fucking life man🤘
🤘
Hell yeah dude this is great
This is the only platform he has left after he tried to hook up with teenage girls
@@danjarmusik878 not exactly what happened. But it's the internet, so spread disinformation. F it!
@@scottcroft9975 oh you want to combat disinformation? read through "Case No. 2:21-cv-1918" filed in the central district of california, then come back here and see if you still wanna throw down for this guy
If only his “friends” could appreciate the growth his fans get to enjoy.
If people aren’t down with you at your worst they don’t deserve you at your best
I know this will sound cheesy but as someone who has depression, i know how hard what youre doing. Im proud of you man, and you should be proud of yourself as well
It probably only sounds cheesy to you because you have a goldfish in your ear
The little "I live for this." 😂❤
The editor been killing it lately ❤️
Juan?
Thanks bro, I'm actually the editor
* Turns around *
@@Cococonutt He called him Ivan early in the ep
Ivan to fire him?
@@Rerum_Novarum idk. I don't know all the current Chris D lore. I just tune in for silly goose time
Aaaannndddd the Renner soundboard clip is back. Thank you, Lort. 🙏
Man I can’t stop laughing. Really missed you dude. You legit left a void. Thank you for being you
Omfg. That I exited out of all of them freak out almost had me in tears. So good. Yesssss dude!
Straight up my FAVORITE podcast hands down since getting it back after having it taken away for a time...
Tim Dillion's became and remains my fav podcast once Congratulations went away. this still rips tho iiiiyesss!!!
Lmfaoooo “my son is gonna walk in to a room and ask “where are my presents”” I fkn died.
So glat Chris delivert this episote to us.
I was today years old when i found out TLC is an abbreviation for The Learning Channel
Back in the 90s they used to be like Discovery Channel with all educational shows. Now it's all reality shows
Young punk
I thought I was the only one!! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Tender Lovin' Care
Hell yeah, babiessssss. 181!!
I am baby
It’s really brightened my year to see Chris back with this and back to being his funny self again.
yea bro, ur podcasts always help me get through my rough days. thanks Chris! and keep ur head up
I got an alert saying there was a new episode, so I threw on the vest with the most pockets, cargo shorts with the highest of tube socks cause you can never be too careful of ticks, and hiking boots to get here as fast as I could. Passed a few gooses, they weren't silly, so I yelled at them to stop being cudas and shitting everywhere and get a life.
@@carolyntalbot947 none. If they’re serious, they’re fuckin’out!
What did the geese yell back at you as you stomped through their hood? 😜
@@JoJo_19_77 they didn’t, they just walked all smug like, strutting, like they were too good to even say hello. And yes they were of the Canadian variety.
Chris does those memes on point though lol. Guess I'll die now
lovin the return of these podcasts Chris! keep it up g
Another banging episode. Glad you are back dude! This podcast always puts a smile on my face
“I DONT LIKE MANS NO MORE!” Haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂
My uncle once said that "rap's the only music you can't hum"... uh 'think about it ev'ry 6 months
Classic congratulations energy on that line
thanks for these episodes. they are really great.
take care
Chris literally the ONLY person on earth who makes me wanna have a kid.
Why
That's fucking odd
Is it that u might have a kid that’s a girl and he might predate on her?
Chris looking like he just came back from the 21 pilots concerts
Hahahaha dead on
Accurate
*twenty one. Careful, the clique will come for you if they find out you’re writing 21 and not spelling it out😂
I suppose he is trying to attract fans in that same age range 🥴
Chris you are no longer a tired eagle...you are a phoenix rising from the ashes!!!
Uncancelled Dants is on fire. THIS is the real Man On Fire
More like a Crane with the long skinny legs y’know
Bro I have to say that it is actually beautiful to see your change of perspective in such detail. I guess I also have to say: Congratulations!
You know what this means boys.. Chris's Shoulders Documentary back in full production!
Love you, Chris!!!!! Great morning already, a Chris videeoooo yeeeeaaassss!!
“If you fall on ice...GET UP”! 😂
This is the only podcast that makes me laugh out loud! There are so many funny comedians out there that make me smile, but not many that actually make me laugh. Thank you, Chris.
Absolutely love your intro music and you always bring good vibes to regualar day, thanks for being back!
discord is lit chris 🔥
Get outta here dude... do you even have Chris’s REAL number? Fuck outta here Caleb
Oh sh!t, RUclipsr on RUclipsr recognition 👍🏾🤛🏾💯
@@jon8803 💯
Ah shit I need to get in that
I can only imagine lol
Been refreshing my page all day waiting for an upload YYYYYYEEEEEEES!
So glad you’re back Chris!
This guy is back and bursting with comedic charisma and stories...legend mate.
Dying. Of course the guy is 5”5 and has something to prove 😂😂😂😂😂
I was DYING this whole episode hahahahaha
missed you, man
I only sign in to RUclips to like your podcast because it RIIIIIIIIIIPS, dude. A true comedian.
Much love, from Australia.
Let’s go! Congratulations boys n gals. I’ll just keep watchin.
Lovin the return my man. The whole part with the gay guy not liking “mens” no more had me dead 💀
Do I watch it the day before on Patreon? YES! do I like the bonus content? YES! Do I still get excited from the RUclips notification and watch it again anyway? A-yeah!
Lol is this an advertisement? Reads like one
@@Christian-hw3be sure. Subscribe to his Patreon
Whenever I feel like I’m slightly about to go insane and need a place to decompress, I come this podcast. This podcast is my zen.
Lmao that’s not good buddy, drink water
love you man. glad youre back
this podcast is funny. makes me laugh every time. thanks Chris.
YEEEEEES! Chris uploaded another pod for the babies!
Glad to see you back !
It took a few seconds,but I literally said out loud to myself,sitting in traffic at the beginning of the show “SPONSORS!!!”. Congratulations makes me so happy every week.
Of all the "might as well start a podcast" podcasts, this is my favorite
"It's just supposed to be refreshing. Kid."
Bro, i fell out 😂
It is so soooo good to have you back. Best part of the week
Watched it last night on patreon, cried laughing multiple times. Tremendous
When I saw Jeremy Renners face I knew everything is going to be ok.
"why did you turn around??"
"oh cause im lying" 💀💀💀💀
"You know what, STOP" 😂
You are legendary Chris, long time fan and always will be. God bless
27:30 and for the next several minutes, I was LOSING IT. 🤣🤣🤣
I pray next episode opens up with Chris saying "this is episode Blink-182 of congratulations podcast" 🤘😁
The best time of the week. TGIF fam
Ivan: "I live for this" 🤣🤣
I couldn’t be happier !
Keep them coming Chrissy Pooh !
SATX
Every podcast is literally so god dang funny dude. Relatable every time. “Are we watching it or not?!” ROFL
Chris “nuh dents” Delia blessing our Friday once again. EEEEEE’YESSSSS
I'm very happy you are podcasting again. I hope to see you on other podcasts as well. Aight peace
Glad your back man!! Hit the ground running!!!
The 'l live for this' 😂
Yes sr...........I got no mind no more.
🤣
I ain't gey no more......
I am deliver.....🤣
I’m so happy you’re back every time you post a new podcast it makes my day! I missed you making me laugh!! Thank you!!
I listen because I like your take on things. Thank you for coming back.
The "ah" thing Chris`s son does is hilarious 🤣 this podcast rrriips
Did I watch last night on Patreon? YEEEAAAASS! Am I watching again on RUclips because I’m a good pers’? HYEASSS!!!
So good to have you back man.
Im so happy you are back Chris! Life rips again
Best one yet since you started again! And you said why do I do this? Its for people like me that just have a garbage life but for one hour a day we can let go all loosey goosey.
Chris should write a whole comedy set with Calvin stories lol
Ugh
I absolutely love it. Coming back kicking FN ass. Hell yeah. Keep killing it 💪
Definitely worth it for the patreon guys. We love you!
We he did the voice of the "higher voiced newscaster" I laughed and choked on my Babybel cheese.
I missed him for his sleepy eyes
We missed him for his raindrop thighs
He missed us for exciting highs
We lost him to his many lies
I lost him to a phony guise
He lost, and wondered...
_No Pain_ eventually dies?
Through tearful cries,
He began to rise
More humble yet,
And somewhat wise.
I love to see our Dad's reprise
We love to see a vain demise
He KNOWS we're with him,
When he tries.
Life Rips Again
I shed a tear
10/10
YOU'RE great! Thanks for another great one!
Loved the RUclips videos section. Hilarious bits. Lort help us all
I will continue to do my due diligence as a log cabin member by dropping by here on Fridays to leave a like and comment even though I'm signed up for Patreon now