Hurry To Hell (185) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 30 апр 2021
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In this week's episode Chris discusses his death filled trip to Arizona, the terrible Oscars, and the hidden third Property Brother! He also saved his son from a scorpion.
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Great just finished bitching about no new episode
SaiyanZ Entertainment 😅
Are you virtual signaling?? 😉
Badass hoodie dude!!!!
I'm not a Hotdog man, Imma Hot Dog mannnn,... now let me handle my hotdog stand!
Scopolamine Is evil Chris watch out
Only Chris could go from “meaningful life speech” to immediately discussing Property Brothers long lost 3rd brother
That was 1000000% him pressing eject. He was going right to the waterworks if he didn't. If you're a guy, you've done this.
and then he MADE UP THEIR NAMES??? "paul and eric" ahahahahahaha
Did I start watching this 7 minutes after he posted this? Eeeyyeeeesss!
And that's it dude.
Did I start watching this 7 hours after he posted this?
Aaahhhhhhhhhyyyyeeeeeeaaaaasssssssssssdude
And is it all good?......no
@@YouWillFindYouInRUclips occc
8:35 "That's not gonna turn into a smile... that's going to turn into you're alone". LOOL!!
the way his mind works! Chris is the best 🤣🤣👌🏾💯
@@JavInDaUSA you nervous son? 😏
@@austinjrb touché! But I like Theo too 🥰
Dude I always bust out laughing whenever D’elia does the newscaster guy voice 🤣🤣
Or the strip club dj
Bro me too, why is it always so god damn funny!? Double dwe, double dew, double dew dot caahm
I say fuck it and laugh throughout the entire pod 😎 fuck it dude
@@Phlayr REBELLION
Me too! my favorite has to be when he imitates what he thinks babies inner voices are like haha!
"How come we gotta take the pigeon to the pigeon place, but we can't take the dog to the dog place" LMAO
yesssss i fr laughed out loud lol
Im not a Dairy Queen, im a dairy Queen hahaha
Damn my heart dropped out of my ass yesterday when I didn’t see a new podcast. Now I’m okay. Did I expect a new podcast Friday? Yes. Is it okay it came out day later? Yes.
Was I a bit sad about it? Yes. Am I ok now? Yeees. Why? Because life fuckin' RIPS dude
EEeeEeeeE-YeES
Sign up for the patreon and you wouldn't have went through that
So in this boat 🚣♀️
DidIexpectanewpodcastFriday?Yes.Isitokayitcameoutdaylater?Yesss
i never realized how chris delia would actually be fucking great in a role like jack in the shining where he can just go full insane in a scene.
Yea or something like The King's Speech
We don't talk about movies anymore
Yep
He totally could
@@snc_brds Ai ai a ai ai yay ya ai
“That pigeon was just trying to hurry to hell” 🤣🤣🤣
"i'm not a dairy queen" had me rip roarin from the jump
Hmmm.. Cuz I was like, ya that wasn't that funny, when he was like, "that's not that funny" but I guess some people don't like podcasts.
It was fire
Yeah, that was jokes lol especially with the pic
Cuda
The biggest laugh of the whole episode for me was the fry story
“I want the fries that come with my fries, and not one less of those fries.”
🤣🤣🤣
oh hey this is the guy that's in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the youngest man alive
Chris “Forever Young” Delia
S’young that I don’t even know how he was even born
I love delia
Haha deleting comments is cool
The Super Deluxo Kid
"I wasn't bored because I was with the people I love, but... you know?"
Yes
Y’gah’boyf?
40:09 THE RETURN OF KINGS SPEECH
GLORIOUS RETURN😤🤣💀
I die everytime he does it lol
It’s always Ly Ly LLLy Ly....and its always funny😂
FINALLY 😍❤🎉🍺🎈✨
And he KEEPS doing King’s Speech!
Dude. I duno weather I speak for all the babies here, but I’m just speaking m’mind when I say this - I love you dude. The thing I’ve been looking forward to the most though - is watching your conffffi’dooonse grow. Each episode, coz every episode, I see my boy come back. M’makes me happy. Keep growing dude. Keep fuckin rippin X
Hell yeah
yyyyyyESS dude!
You’re the worst!
@@boonstuff you're definitely the worst though right? We can agree on that though right?
@@boonstuff hell yessSSSS dude! I am the worst. The worst at being the worst. Yes! Keep ripping.
We are here for a silly goose time and THAT'S IT dood. Fuck I love this podcast.
Yeah dude
@@sillygoose4472
*"user name checks out"
hahahahahahahahahaha
it’s crazy the amount of depth Chris has started exploring on this podcast.
Chris 2.0
Did I spend 60 dollars on a life rips hoodie days before there was free shipping? EYYEEEES, DUDE!
WOO HOO! FUCK YEA DUDE!
OOOOOOOOOOPPSSSSS!
Felt like such a kooda yesterday waiting for this to drop
Fix those DENTS
“GAMES BLOW CHUNKS”
- 9 year old Chris D’Elia.
hey just curious what are chunks?
Yyyyyyyyyyyessss dood.
always wondered what mma stood for
@@n-wordheelflips2648 Always wondered what the N-word meant.
Grandmaster?🥺
Great to see the grandmaster here!
Has Bobby lee apologized?
When I first saw that scorpion glowing thing as a kid the first thing I thought was "wow someone came all over that poor scorpion" thanks room raiders
“RIP, he died of cancer...who am I, my mom?!” 💀
I wanna see Chris eating alone in a restaurant while all the other customers are talking on their phone
Would you be watching from outside? Because if everyone else is talking on their phone, then you would be talking on your phone too, and I just don't believe you have the multi-tasking ability. Is this you at 8:47 ?
Do you think he’d be thinking about space ships?
@@Mr-E. 😂😂😂😂 most likely
@@jarrettthomas4865 something cool like that
@@Ianews1 oh so 0
The jump cuts make this feel like a documentary about an insane person
haha thats perfect. there is so many of them and they're so noticeable lol
He’s trying to sell his patreon
Also this very much is a documentary of an insane person 🤣
Yes
his fans are idiots
“Everything!.... birds!” Fucking cracks me up every time
Give this man his multiple Oscar nominations already. His plea on the podcast alone brought tears out of my eyes :'D
Chris I know it must be boring to not do much, but I love how much of a nerd you’ve become. Welcome my brother
I wasn't keeping up with this podcast before but since it came back, Chris's life rips way more and now I can't miss an episode!
The target situation is Surprisingly too relatable
Truly. I'll never understand the sway Target has over all women, especially girlfriends/wives.
My Saturday is made, THANK YOU 🙌
Facts couldn't agree more
@@doomslayer2875 I wasn't expecting the notification and then BOOM!!!! 💖
@@TaraBrownBeautyandBody surprise 😂
@@doomslayer2875 best surprise ever!!
@@TaraBrownBeautyandBody wouldnt blam u i would feel the same way
Free Domestic shipping.
Me a dutchman: full'o'dents
Saturdays for me are boring. I work all week, and just hang out to watch movies on the weekends. This made my Saturday nice.
Tim Dillon podcasts come out Saturday evenings around 9pm! Something else to look forward to! :)
Yyyy’got get hobbie
Go fishing
*Byron Callam:* Hey guys, I just posted 45 new photos on facebook.
Ssss'sad that the tenminpod is gone 4eva
@@havesomegratitude agreed. 😞
I love how there was a few people just losing their god damn mind that you didn't post yesterday... That's when you know you're doing something right man lol. I don't care when you post Chris, because I know when you do it's always gold. Thanks for bringing so much laughter in my life man, sssssss'uh greatful
Pre scandal congratulations had me only crying from laughter, now I'm crying from laughter and wholesomeness. The fans love you Chris, we are all cheering you on with this comeback.
Been walking around lost for 24 hours....
Waiting.... s’impatient
But your here....
Yyyyyeeeessssss
can’t wait to see the new blockbuster film Edward James Earl Jomos stars in next
Keeping us on our toes w what days we get a new pod..s’all right, life rips. Appreciate you.
Y’gah’boyf?
My chorus teacher the only thing I'll ever remember is her yelling at us when we were supposed to sing a song where the first word was HAPPINESS.... and she's like "this is what I hear! '.... PENIS' you guys aren't saying the first part" and it's only funny to me but I'm still gonna tell the story.
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😆
@@ronniebar3857 I'm glad someone else found it funny 🤣 she was playing the piano sarcastically when she mocked us so it was 👌
Hahaha no dude that's funny. I can picture it. Thanks for making me laugh
@@moralebooster8437 any time 😂❤️
Did the whole class diiiiiiie????
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
I would have...
Hilarious AF. I can imagine it all
I will never get tired of "Everything... birds"
and we finally got kings speech at lasttttt eEeeEeeyessssssssss
I was waiting for this moment hahaha
This episode was a little later than normal. I almost gave it some Plan B! Rock on Chris! We love you!
FINALLY got Kings Speech again. I’m so happy
dude, I'm a big fan. Is hard to find content so raw and honest and so good like this that I actually enjoy. You're such a great commedian. Great success, Chris! a hug from Brasil!
Chris you GOTTA react to the video of Yoel Romero saying everything is possible, go" absolutely perfect for the podcast I swear.
😂 specially his sunglasses. That's the best thing Yoel did in his career
“No one can take a moment from you...and that’s beautiful.”
Still MVP dadadadadahhh
My day was shit, was literally waiting for this. Thank you for your service. 🙏🙏
congratulations and tmp are the best podcasts of all time
M'saturday just got sensational.
The circle of life (life eating other life) is probably Chris’ best podcast bit of all time. MAYBE Stanley lettuce, but this is absolutely top tier
The last bit about overthinking is exactly what it’s like being high or being someone who has anxiety.
I just got home from work and had this waiting.
Perfect Timing.
The jay-z impression gets me every time. Love my guy Chris. Makes me feel full.
Brags about how his brain isn't deteriorating as much as he thought...IMMEDIATELY forgets.
I could’ve listened to Chris talk about moments for dayssss, I love when he goes off on a tangent like that
chris saying its not funny and yet 1 min in I'm dying, and then 11 mins in I lose it and I'm literally crying laughing. Man it feels good. I missed this so much, its unbelievable. So glad he's back. I needed it. I almost called him out on ig too for not posting it yesterday but ofc he came through for us as always, babiesss eeEeEeyyyyeeessssss
The target bit killed me man 😂 I’m dying
Stuck in a loop while the family plays Yahtzee lol story of my life
I finally feel like I'm back at home, with this podcast making a wonderful return.
Imagine being the 4th Jonas brother who nobody knew was even alive because the other 3 are famous and in a band together 😂
Y’gah’boyf?
You mean Frankie
Omg Chris's dissociating is literally my life dude. I will have a full conversation with someone while I'm NOT on this PLANET bro!!!! Hahaha then I'm all "what are we talking about?"
Been having a rough night this is just what I need rn
I bet dude. Probably made you take the barrel out of your throat didnt it? It’s that uplifting. Idiot
@@PlightOfAMan lmao how miserable are you to have that reaction to that comment?
@@vinny5638 how miserable can you be that a podcast brightens up your day?
@@PlightOfAMan lol buddy thats not the clever response you thought it was hahaha
@@vinny5638 saving the world aren’t cha? Those 5 likes make you feel all warm inside?
Another great episode 💯💯❤️🙏🏻
So glad you’re back Chris! I didn’t realize how much I’d missed you.
30:41 that face and tone in his voice god his comedic timing is fuckin flawless.. fired up sarcastic chris is my favorite chris lol
I love how we all just fucking talk like Chris in the comments dude. Eeeeyessssssssss!
'Cause this is a cult, man! This is a cult.
S’true.🤣
Hes BAAAACCCKKK. A laugh out loud episode all the way thorough. YYYYEEESSS
Anyone rewatching this masterpiece?
The transition to the “3rd property brother” bit made me spit out my damn drink 22:23
Just wanted to say this editing is on point
Y’gah’boyf?
Listening to Chris always gives me an existential crisis but I kinda love it
We are here babies!!! Keep em coming Chris!
Doug Butabi:
You can take our phones, you can take our keys...but you can’t take away our dreams.
Steve Butabi:
Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.
Late is the hour in which you choose to arrive greyhelm
2021 Chris D’Elia is a whole ass mood
I love how i don't have to skip ads on your podcast now. Smart! Thanks.
Haven’t even finished the podcast and I’m dead💀💀
“Ahahahahaaaaa” -Chris 😂
Chris I’ve been a baby since episode 55. I share you with everyone cause I think you’re literally the best comedian! Your podcast is my favorite thing you do! You’ve got me through a lot of ups and down! LIFE RIPS INSPITE & BECAUSE OF THE CRAP THAT HAPPENS
Love you, bro! Loved these stories.
Y’gah’boyf?
What a blessing it would be to grow up as this man's son.
Those given everything have little to give.
Yeah, being wealthy sounds cool
Good on the editor for posting the Yahtzee pic the entire time Chris is fake rolling dice, I was starting to get offended lol
So happy you're back bro
Thank god for this podcast.
Chris looking more and more hungover each episode. And he doesn't even drink. Crazy.
sex offence accusations will do that to a mans mind, body and spirit
IT’S LIT BABY
Serious talk to third property brother transition killed me!!
Came in right before the pause. It's great too see u get the podcast Swagger 🙌 back! Silly goose time for all !
i just had the strongest feeling you were gonna be posting today.
Chris flapping his arms as Consciousness trys to get away from the other Consciousness...HILARIOUS!
These podcasts are a great reason to see you perform
The way you can describe and quote anything you've ever seen blows my goddamn mind every time.
I'm here within 5 minutes EEEE-YES DUDE 🤙
Oldest woman alive.
I am the oldest woman alive, 34 can you believe it. I'm the antithesis of Chris.
@@ErinJeanette more like hot woman
Eeeeeeyyesssss dude...
34 is just getting warmed up haha
OMGGG was waiting for you to drop another podcast literally the highlight of my fucking week
Nice hair
@@B-RaDD her hair is fuckin awesome
Y’gah’boyf?
Gonna miss you while I'm in basic training much love dog thanks for all the laughs
That newscaster voice was spot on! I mean your impressions are always great, but that newscaster, man... bravo. 👏
It might be a coincidence that my life has legitimately been happier since this dude came back..
but ima choose to believe its a direct result
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