Smooth Idiot (202) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 3 авг 2021
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In this week's episode Chris discusses Kanye's listening party, how he'd be a different kind of billionaire, and the glory of Liam Neeson's nose. He also explores the concept of spacetime.
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📌The rest of this episode is over on Patreon. $6/mo for all extended episodes, Review Mode, bonus episodes, & bonus content! patreon.com/chrisdelia
Careful D'Elia, that Tiktok chick who stormed Bobby Lee's set last week has her sights set on you. She's quite methy.
Just looking for friends
Sorry if it's me that is stupid but I still love the start of the video when you pretend to be paused. Makes me smile every time I usually forward to the actual start of videos but not here Chris. I'm fucking skipping down flex avenue. Sorry I can't afford the patreon but as you used to say this is the free shit you want more pay for tickets ( I'm paraphrasing) but you know what you wrote back in the day .
For 2 episodes a week I just might...
Please make life rips Hawaiian shirts
The build up to the "RAGE" text was magical
Agreed.
Hilarious
It was the “Honey nobody’s head ever gets smaller. Now let me see where our fucking breakfast is!!” For me!!!
Magically......Lol Nice try
You know it’s gonna be a great episode when Chris says “I drank WAY too much coffee today” 🤣
Hey guys. Ive messaged chris a bunch but i highly doubt he will ever get the chance to read it. Ive suffered from severe anxiety and depression and the only thing that has got me out of not being here anymore is the podcasts. He saved my life. And before i die i just want him to know that all the times that I’ve laughed so hard my stomach hurt, it brought me out of the darkness. If the babies could maybe blow this up so chris sees it it would make my entire life. I dont even need a reply, just to know that he read it would make me so happy.
Yeah, he probably won't be responding to strange women for a while. Roll on the Vietnam flashbacks 😂
@@joaocunha3662 oof
He's saved us all at one time or another, thats that real cult shit feeling. Friends in the comments, keep your head up!!!
When Chris said: His nose starts in the middle of his forehead, I can't remember when I laughed that much
Please never stop these man. You just going off the top, no script, your true comedic
Genuis comes out. I’m convinced you are highly intelligent.
Agreed! Keep it going Chris
exactlyyy
He really is a comedic genius. I've been watching since episode 1, and he remains solid. It's the only podcast I stay tuned to. I'm S'old for saying that. :D
I'm so glad you're back in front of the camera doing your thing because I cry laugh hard at least 2x each week watching you! Podcast listeners are missing out on your animations.
Same, I still pray for the day we get another Delia, Callen & Sasso podcast tbh
🤣🤣🤣
@@LuxioV2 and bobby
Literally crying, I love other podcast but no other one makes me cry laugh like this one. Very rarely.
Tears, literally tears!!!
Dude, don’t ever get that close to drinking a water bottle and then NOT take a sip ever again 3:04
But hes SO SUBTLE you just didn't notice how big a gulp he really took
Bro. He never took a drink either. He went in for the second attempt and then just fuckin set it aside.
The space-time Continuum rant is exactly how I feel every time I read something from insurance companies. I literally want to go up to an insurance company and be like hey do you like vertical potatoes dude?
OMG yes !! Agreements and contracts should not count as English !! It is almost designed to confuse the living fuck outta anyone..
Calling French fries “vertical potato strips” for the rest of my life
Made 8 friends from the comment section so far. We’re looking to get 3 more to start our own soccer team!
Thank you Chris 🙌
Vertical potatoes is so goddamn funny...I am crying.
Thanks Chris!
i loved how he analyzed how funny that would be as a question.
I was just about to say the same thing! 😂
At this point, I’m so in love with these podcasts I just MIGHT have to give patreon my money
It’s the only patreon that actually keeps up. He has so many extras, you won’t be disappointed 🌺
Not to mention you'd be an instrument in solving world hunger or at least American hunger by way of stupid subtlety.
Andrei Arca as long as the helicopter flies stupidly low while dropping off the sandwiches
My goal is to show people the effects caused by smoking marijuana everyday in my RUclips videos 🥶💨
I might cancel my other patreon subs & youtube memberships & get the $22 tier.
"Hey by any chance, do you like vertical potatoes?" dude i'm dying
There ain’t nothing like the feeling of seeing that there’s a new podcast fresh out of the oven
Oven fresh and made for babies.
factss
Hot hot HEAT
Ahhh yeauuh
Just did an actual spit take of my coffee when you did the enactment of Jeff's head going into space and back down before he finishes saying wow. Holy shit that was hilarious.
I cannot breathe whenever Chris talks about the Postmates drivers and their incompetence 🤣 it's like they see the order is for a Chris D'elia and think "how fucked up can I make this order?"
I have the same stuff happen to me and I can't breathe either 🤣
I do love Calvin. When you talk about him it makes my day.
This shirt has flowers on it....
Has birds on it. I don't know if Chris is going blind or insane at this point but I love it
This pod has only improved since Chris returned
totally agree bro.
@@murbidois2815 love it
@Riyaz Razzaghi Of course the podcast is the pod has improved since Chris since Chris returned? There was no one else on the podcast. So how did it only improve only when he got back. Because the podcast just didn't exist until he came back so it couldn't have improved from that because they weren't recording any of his pods without him. Please explain to me how something that didn't exist improve since the main character came back. It hasn't improved it just is awesome that he's back you just using the wrong words to express your happiness he's back is all
Yeah, it wasn't much to speak of when he wasn't on it.
Liam Neeson’s nose has an angle of 23.5 degrees, which is also the tilt of Earth’s axis. That is why it is perfect.
Hmm... Now you might be onto something there!
I like how Chris gave us 59 minutes & 59 seconds on this episode, because doing an exact Hour is Cuda
58
Ya boy is stupid subtle about the lengths of his podcasts
My RUclips homepage with the 'preview' to the video says 59:59 BUT when I click on it and I'm on the actual video it says 59:58 sooooooo anywaaaaay
58
@Trent Smith He is dude... He is
this is no longer a podcast, its a live biography, one for the ages
Chris I can tell your feeling yourself again. Love it
I caused an accident from laughing too hard while listening to this episode. I didn’t know what to do so I turned back to see if they were okay. After asking why I was driving like an idiot, I mentioned listening to Chris Delia showed him the episode while waiting for the tow truck, now he’s following! “Made a new friend” 🤣
This is the funniest podcast ever. This episode in particular made me cry laughing. Niel Degrasse Tyson explaining where milk comes from was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
My dentist has that same shirt except it’s the wallpaper in his office.
D’Elia: “I’M THAT GUY!”
That Guy: “ You’re not that guy, pal”
“My fuckin hips are in an absolute hysteria.” So stupidly subtle.
This and the last podcast I was on the way home from a shitty day at work and I cried laughing driving home and i wondered if anyone driving saw me and thought I was having a mental break down. Oh man much needed!
Ah yes, my favorite podcast, Conflamibation
I brought my own snacks to the movie
My girlfriend and I did this tonight when seeing The Green Knight. She smuggled drinks and snacks in her purse.
I once brought micky ds in with a coffee. It's a little ghetto but it was glorious.
I also learned how to spend my money wisely at a young age
@@EmaculateRecords305 Yeah, wasn't glorious for the people behind you. Keep your smelly fries and stinky burgers in a parking lot or a guilt-ridden drive home please.
@@publicalias8172 relax karen
Congratulations is the podcast for people that love a silly goose hour of fun.
🦆🤣
Is that a goose emoji? No. Do I wish their was a goose emoji so I could use it in all my comments on these videos? Yes. Am I mad? No. Cause we’re still here for a silly goose time!
I'd watch endless seasons of a series in which experts explain things to William Shatner while also subtly roasting him.
Same. The Tom cruise black turtleneck are still my favorite episodes
So a.axkng shrinking head....breakfast burritos ....so lackadaisical. It's not a video gang!!!
The edits are getting crazy and I love it😂
An absolute banger! Haven't laughed this hard and often in a long time! Thanks Chris!
bro the "concepts of time" bit had me in absolute tears
Hands down, funniest pod. So dramatic and so descriptive. His perspective is communicated as only Chris could manage to orate. Love this
Don’t say “orate”
“I brought my own snacks to the movies.” This is more hilarious the second time around.
I have waited 202 episodes for Chris to wear a Hawaiian shirt 🌺
This is your moment.
So glad to have the life rips Chris back and in full effect
I’m glad you got back to doing the pod cuz it’s one of the things that literally make me laugh out loud every week thank you
You’re a comedic genius. You know it too. Love you
The space time bit killed me 😂😂😂
31:00
The NDT bit absolutely revived me and killed me once again, only podcast I can actually listen to every week and I'm enjoying every minute of it.
Chris you are one of thee absolute naturally funniest people alive !
💕
Soulmate
I look forwards to these podcasts so much
“Hungry or not here you go”
I want that shirt.
The fact that you dont acknowledge the spillage from your sip after you plug your patreon might be the most gangster thing ive ever seen on the pod
Just catching up on older episodes and WOWW the Degrees Tie son Shatner interview had me rolling...Absolute gold !
This is your best one yet omfg im crying
RUclips: So Chris Delia just uploaded a new episode, do you plan on watching it?
Me: HELL YES! AHAHAHAHAHA!
When he drank the water and it oh so subtly came out of his mouth I lost my shit 😂
🤣 same
Chris was on fire in this episode. Space-time bit was too good.
I love how real you are 🙌
Never thought a bit about “Vertical 🥔 “ would make me laugh so hard I got hiccups never felt more s’bitch in my life 😭🤦♂️
Chris, please make Life Rips Hawaiian shirts.
sooo many good bits on this episode 👍
Thanks guys
Lool at somebody tryin to look like Chris D'Stefano. Lol. Love ya dude, this is your year bro. Biggest come back in history I can feel it for ya my man.
Your boy is in the FOG!
Chris's podcasts literally put hair on my chest, right before the follicles shoot back out like bullets from laughing so hard 🙌🙌🙌
Billions and billions of follicles...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude…this podcast is simply the best.
Man I wait every week with anticipation of your vids
Lol I love the Liam neason bit as him and I have the same nose and similar face.
And the spacetime bit got me. I got super into physics, specifically quantum physics last year.
Space and time are just intertwined in physics to the extent as you perceive/time flows differently if you are stationary vs moving through space.
The faster you go, the slower time goes for you. At the speed of light, time essentially stops.
It's vastly confusing but some of that stuff is so interesting.
I bet you're the life of the party.
Theoretical Physicts at it's best.
i cant believe how stupid chris is sometimes, hes reading the definition and just stops mid sentence expecting it to make sense, it isnt the CONCEPTS OF TIME its got an AND after that obviously. And he thought shatner was just making up random numbers when hes talking about the time to the big bang lol
HEY do you like vertical potatoes?
my life goal is to do leg day with Chris
44:50 The most relatable thing ever. I am constantly dreaming about this
If I had been driving during the star talk thing I would be dead right now. I fucking love this shit so much. Please do this podcast for thirty years.
Neil “Degrees” Tyson had me shitting my pants
Ever since episode 200 Chris's engine has developed another syllable
Went to the comedy store in LA in 2018 and got to see this absolute ledge.. chris mate you literally have me in stitches 🤣🤣I work 8 hours a day in my dead end job and listen to your podcast all day. Only think that keeps me going
Chris’s Liam Neeson impression is too good
My god, firing on full syllables, life rips and you make my day. Wish I could be a patreon baby
All hail Chris " I'm young as shit but my back hurts " D'elia
“If it’s real, but it’s not” Words to live by!
"Noun car car car automobile car" I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.. That and "by any chance do you like vertical potatoes" hahha ahhh this is one of the funniest episodes EVER! He's killing it every single second.. The parachute sounds were dead on! Favorite comedian ever! 💕
I have never laughed so hard than during the last two podcasts
I like this. I’m from Canada.
This is how I dumb down space-time (might look wordy but simple promise).
Visualize each dimension as an axis: Up & down, left & right, forward & backward.
These are the 3 dimensions of space. Time is considered the 4th dimension. Space-time is just a word used to talk about all 4 dimensions.
Wow
50:29 All I could think was "There are BILLIONS and BILLIONS of gallons"
It's cool to see Gary Gulman guest host! He is fucking hilarious!
Here we go again. With the ripping and the tearing
Absolutely killin it
Think of “space-time” like a big record player the closer you are to the center, the faster time spins
North Koreans dying of starvation in piles. . Chris D’elia,”I gotta walk outside and get the food!”
This is one of the best episodes in a bit so fucking funny dude
🙏
@@SupergoodStudios out here making friends
@@likadaboys7 we're the three best friends that anyone can have, we're the three best friends that anybody could have
Watching this on my vacation in my vacation shirt.
"flying stupid low, just dumping sandwiches" that made me laugh so hard
drinking game!!
Every time Chris ALMOST drinks his water/coffee
Johnny Not s’thirsty
Or every time chris makes a noise when water hits his already wet lips
Friends in the comments!
So every time he hydrates a lil bit I dehydrate myself a lil bit mmmmmm'pressed
He needs to be Johnny Cools it Down!
Johnny drinks it down
Johnny fixes it back at it again with another banger 🔥🚂
The chaos in this episode is * *chef’s kiss* *
I always get happy when my alarm goes off and I see a new video.
🤗
This always makes my day
Dude, that Jeff Bezos laughing bit had me laughing so hard that I felt like I worked my abs for hours Dude.
I haven't laughed like that in forever!!
“Excuse me, by any chance, do you like VERTICAL potatoes” 🥔😭too funny
"My mommy said I'm smart" LOL!!!!!
Gave that 👍🏻 button a gentle pat immediately.
Hi fellow babies! Hope everyone is having a wonderful day. Don’t forget life rips!
I dressed that like button in such fancy garments its stuuuupiidd
Seems like you need to be taken to dinner immediately
Chris, space-time just means space and time together. Example, your house at 3pm is one point in space-time. It's a like adding time as a fourth dimension to normal 3D space.
Dude crazy how funny this podcast is! Chris ya gotta keep going when you’re killing it !!
I appreciate that this video is under an hour by one second, although I’m definitely getting the patron.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to William Shatner" that was savage! He basically said shut up and let poppa Neil talk lmao
Chris giving me Miami coke dealer vibes with that shirt.
Chris D’Elia is my spirit animal