Drizzle Those Keys In My Butt (206) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2024
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This week Chris hosts a new game show about Paula Deen, talks Lego (no s), wakes up with his eyes closed, and does a bunch of Renner stings (maybe the most ever).
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🚂 Full/extended episode over on patreon.com/chrisdelia
🥈 Also, make sure to check out the 2nd channel: ruclips.net/user/morechrisdelia
Send me a shirt and I’ll join your patreon. True baby wants a bargain.
CHRIS! Saw you in Vegas 2018 ⚠️ Xanax is incredibly hard on your nervous system (see: J. Peterson) 🥒 Don't want the shakes that make you quake... you wanna be cool as a cumbomber - like your old man! 😎
Get off the shiz, anxiety has a biological purpose.
I love you, dude ✊🏼
PS.
Xanax is awesome 🤷
i rock with u dude
Will we ever see the Ten Minuet Podcast?
4 espresso coffe shots over ice...flexavenue. ☕
One of the only podcasts that makes me laugh out loud watching it completely alone... Freaking genius.
That's not Mark Ruffalo's son hahahahahaha! He is the actor, Noah Centineo.
Chris been his funniest ever lately, got me cracking up
I agree, his recent stuff post comeback is definitely prime Delia.
Or not.
Cringe
❤️
Chris Rips
"As I'm sitting across from the dude HE WALKS IN ALSO" MY FUCKING STOMACH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for doing this podcast. Since my stroke, I have lost most of my friends so I rely on these weekly gems to feel connected to something! I know it is not the same thing but it is still appreciated so much because I can't really drive or go anyplace or enjoy the things I enjoyed before, it means more than you will ever know.
The cult is with you
We’re all your friends
If u lost friends because u had a stroke,they were never your friends dude! Hope u are ok
We're all friends in the comments
Lucky for you, stroke victims are welcomed at the log cabin.
Sometimes it’s just about showin up Chris. Proud of you.
You okay?
@@TheManimal11 no
"Showing up is half the battle"
You don’t him bro
@@bluetick2529 Yeah, I don’t him.
These podcasts are my therapy sessions. Love the deep & honest chats as much as the rest of it (:
So many people suffering from mental health issues nowadays myself included. I love hearing about how you feel like you said you were sad. It’s helping us out very time you do it makes us feel not alone or less crazy.
You can tell this man really loves his kid by that face at 7:23 while he’s talking about him. It’s a nice thing to see ❤️🥰
Yeah the rest of us loath our children... Rage levels are rising in here
Word up!
How bitch is it when someone fires on only some of the syllables?!?
Chris it's so bitch to post a comment from your second channel here hahaha
Response down!
Keeping my eyes closed. We're moving up 🌝
Word up? Are you ummmm 90 years old? Oldest young guy ever
"And I'm not even a water snob" lmfao!!
Im crying right now from when you said "long fly ball, oops, tweeted my eye"
Renounced Mormonism in like 10 seconds.
What are you doing here in the log cabin?
Nice to see you in the Cabin again master
@@nikomag21 Es cold out. 🤷🏻♂️
I will follow your renounciation ese-sensei.
Below the Beanie needs to come back for...I don't know, just do it please.
We’re all just rockin w each other
I always read the title of the podcast and have to wonder how you’re gunna get to the point that saying “drizzle those keys in my butt” makes sense but god damn I’m crying laughing
5:25 To me life's rippin' for almost 4 years, so I am here for almost all the silly goose time and loved every second of it, saved me a great deal of mental health in quarantine❤The greatest
The Condensation podcast with Chris Delia is my favorite
Just listened to Doodie News again
Eeeee’eh. Thought you were naming an episode, looked for “condensation” episode
It's called contemplations
Team Conflabulations ova he-yuh 🙌🏼
Youre wrong, The Collaboration with Chris Delia is my favorite 🤩
My daughter is a month younger than your son and that feeling of happiness of a new milestone or skill is probably the best feeling as a dad. Being a father rips.
Wait till she’s 4-6 and you realize how much she watches and listens to you. You’ll have a moment where you go “OOOOHHHHHH she’s acting like meee, OOOOOHHHHHHH shit!” It Rips indeed my friend. Be a good example.
Nah! Being a father in 2021 is for selfish losers!! 🤣
Come on man I love this podcast chirs is brilliant. And I ain't gonna leave like other guy did lol .....but for sure the dotting dad thing is to much sometimes. Just being real eh
Bro ur baseball announcer impression is spot on🤣 u can really be a baseball announcer if all else fails lmaoo
"I bin drizzlin that kitty litter outta my butt for weeks now he fucked me good." Thank you for being that vulnerable dad comedian who has a sense of humor and reality that made me laugh so loud in the car on the way home that I scared myself
Just got done watching episode 205 and was like "damn, I wish there was another one to watch" and BAMM 206! Life Rips!
YyyyyyyES!
*Renner soundbite* 🔊🗣🗣
@@frikynikkid how many Renner sound bites do you want in your pasta? The answer is, there’s never to many!
@@sweatygoats96 5 maybe idk but idc
Yessss life rips
S’Perfect timing for m’lunch break!!
Yes!!
nailed it
fuuuck yea lol
Ayyyy the “That ain’t no problem” 😂😂🔥🔥 missed that one
@Chris D'Elia I think you need to make a reality show for garbage trucks...best dad ever.
One of the weirdest/greatest titles to a Conflagulations episode
42:00 the Paula Deen bit! Lol 😂
Lol I actually closed my eyes for that bit. Is pretty disturbing
@@caparcher2074 I did too!!! 😂 😂
your mom saying BYE had me dead lol
I had to pause this during the whole vin scully bit. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.
As a Mormon, I freaking appreciate your shout out
Haha I like how you said freaking
@@arjunjacob1505 Just making friends in the comments, ma'boi
Everybody knows your name should be Sandstorm. Change it
“Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints” lol just making friends in the comments too
“Nothing’s stronger than family” 🤣🤣
Hey, what's up. I'm from Kentucky. Where's everybody else from?
Scotland Glasgow. Taking the cabin world wide 🙌🏻
@@hillybay8618 fuck that show the walking dead, wanna be friends?
Owensboro
@@sean78745 I hate it but still watch it cus am committed. “Hell yes”
Chris as a coach would be the coach who talks $#!+ non stop and when the athlete becomes famous says "you're there because of me, I always knew you could make it"
Thats my dad
ANNNNNNNNND POST!
Have enough Xanny and you'll "dream" of Bill Cosby it's a a common one
Moms are the best.
"Ratings don't go down, they just keep happening".
That's actually s'profound
my mans a walking billboard and im all here for it dude
like this shit up by the way
D'Elia knows the most about sports among people who don't watch sports. He'll be like yeah I don't watch sports, but remember Julio Lugo?
Or baseballiest names like Wade Boggs
28:35 Hey guy! Untuck your shirt!! 😂😂😂
I personally love seeing you as a dad, it's both funny and heart warming. It really makes my day to hear you talk about your family and see your Instagram stories. You do you boo boo! We love you regardless.
Welcome to conbabulations.
💙
“Hold on guys gotta change I’m too hot” *comes back in the same merch in a diff color way just so he can plug his merch again*
Now that statement was bold.
I’m so glad you’re back
We need more people like Chris d lea in this world .
Absolutely love you ! The pod is amazing and you on stage? S-electrifying. You're LITERALLY Johnny-Keeps-It-Funny
Ah jeez just tripped over my shoe lace and brushed up against that like button
The funniest ep of your pod ever! I'm listening while painting walls.Dangerous. ..falling down laughing over and over. Literally.
This was one of my favorite podcasts
New episode of constipation! Been waiting so long for this to come out
Why were you waiting so long, they drop every Wednesday morning
Thanks for making my day again dude
Calvin's a tall drink of water, and already saying "I'm dadda. No, no no, I'm dadda."
“Off day” lol
"Les't we forget!" 😆 🤣 😂
Thank you sir
23:54 Keen Ruffalo looks exactly like Noah Centineo
BRO LMFAO FOR A SECOND IM LIKE AM I WATCHING A FUCKIN' BASEBALL GAME RN DUDE?!
the twin thing had me dying of laughter
Noone makes me laugh hysterically as much as chris.
Gotta have that "Sorry Strong Guys" merch next
WATER IS NOT WATER. Spring water for life.
Good to see Chris back being Chris.
New episode of Conflagrations let’s go!!!
Where!!??
You look like Stanley Lettuce
Flagrant 2 bb
I love Bomblajulations ❤️
I don't open my eyes until I'm at work.
What're you in a play? 🤣😭
BEEN LISTEN’N!!
When I wake up I need to give my eyes time to adjust because.... M'futures too bright.
Yo Chris thanks for making this podcast even tho you were feeling sad and not up to it. You are the highlight of my week and while u easily coulda been like fuck the podcast for today you didnt. Youre there for us. Sending you healing light and love always.
Chris D’Elia is the kind of guy who could do a life sentence and never get bored.
Chris' impressions are highly underrated
Hey Chris, you know what it's time for? Part III of an episode of you and your BROTHER..PEACE
Part 3* all good, but change it
@@Kevin-ne5yq iii ✔ 👍
Apparently Matt has gone walk about, no podcast since mid June.
The Scully/Diesel crossover is hilarious
round 3, lmfao! nope cooking! lmfao
We ain’t going nowhere motherflinker, don’t matter how you’re feeling we’ll be watching
Noah Centineo is not Mark Ruffalo's son lol
Lmao I immediately laughed when it was Noah
If you don’t Xannie dream about Jeremy Renner next week…then I don’t know people.
keep erm coming
Go Chris, great Dad stories.
The Vin Scully bit gets me every time
Can we please get “Sorry strong guys🤷🏼♂️” merch please
And I said “please” twice EEEYESSSSS dude
Thank goodness I was watching this at home rather than at my office. I was laughing sooo hard dude! Killin me
That is absolutely not Keen Ruffalo. Hahahahaha
"Hey dudee, untuck your shirt!"
I wanna say thank you for talking about "not always being on" I was just wondering the other day why I always feel like I have to entertain ppl. And you hit the nail on the head!
"S'goin on!?"😂
ready for this holy ghost hoedown
I’m here to boost engagement
I may not open my eyes when I wake up - but my ass sure does. It's like I only breathe in when I sleep and it all comes out through my ass when I wake up.
This needs to be the top comment
We love all 50 shades of Chris
"Dude, you're not sober if..." "dude, WHERE YOU BEEN? WHERE YOU BEEEEEEN?" I was ROLLING!!!
Making friends in the comments section hell yeah!!! Also this episode was renneriffic and I loved it for that! You can never have enough renner just call it the take me out podcast lmao
The Vin Scully impression had me dying!!! 😂😂😂
I’ve been watching every episode since 70 something and I really appreciate the effort you’re making to connect with your supporters. As cathartic as it is for you to be relieved of the trappings of fame and social status it’s just as cathartic for me to listen to a dude who despite His hardship makes a genuine effort to make people feel good. I feel happy and got jokes after I watch the pod. Thanks!
Ahhhh lalala problem lalala problem lalala problem 🤣 been a while
finally!
finally!
another person that thinks twins are weird!
finally!!!!
I’m a twin and we are definitely a weird fuckin breed 😂
Hahaha my sister just had twins 2 days ago. I'm going to send her this 😂
Hey Chris I’m just curious do you ever keep in contact with will and Bryan?
Bro I think about this a lot, they were planning a return on tmp, it’s sad it probably won’t happen anymore
I mean they are both technically cancelled. Pretty much anyone who is white is in the crosshairs of cancel culture. I am sure things will split and all the cancelled people will form their own shit :D
@@zachrat9083 Bryan’s touring, multiple podcasts
@@zachrat9083 2 cancels cancels the cancel. u know what i mean?
@@n8strength Yeah and a lot of other cancelled entertainers are too. What I mean is that he will not be able to partake in mainstream things. TFAK was one of them. Definitely wont be in any movies either. Everyone just wants to save face.
Bro, the Paula Dean bit. 🤣 Fuck!
Holy shit dude. Vin Diescully crossover is gold
GO MEDIUM & SOMETIMES STAY OUT 3/4 SLEEVE BASEBALL TEE 😤
the mouth open in the beginning is my favorite part
AHHHHHHHH BABY! LETS GO BABY
8 or 9 episodes 🤣 Every one my guy 👌
I'm over here like 80 deep we RIDE with you Chris