I just stopped to realize that not too long ago i really thought that we'll never see you again Chris on this or another platform and now your boi is on..🤘FIRE making all kinds of bags and selling out shows and merch and seems content and with ease with yourself overall. I'm really happy for all of your success and i'm truly greatful for every new episode you guys release. Hope that i'll have the chance someday to come to the states and see you perform. Give it up to Americas finest 👏👏
I think about this a lot. I used to hate the “time heals everything” or “you never know what might happen” cliches that were fed to me during hard times. Chris made me a little more optimistic about that potentially being true.
Also people are fricken retar-dead and they forget everything because of their gold fish brains. Basically if you get canceled you just wait till the dumbass mass forgets they cancelled you, then slide your way back in just like Chris did.
man... you're the fucking best. its like a comedy special comes out every week. Been bed ridden from a broken knee cap and torn ACL for over a month now and these fucking vids keep me goin.
„Oh wait here’s another word I don’t know“ „... the number Seven!?!?“ „hey W where you going???“ Did I spit out my coffee and get some in my nose laughing? Yes. Is it all good because life rips? Yes.
When you see the new upload and you know it is a silly goose time and I'm sitting criss cross apple sauce in the long grass just admiring the cabin we built.
The video of Adam's wedding was awesome! I would have flipped to see Johnny Reznick (goo goo dolls) there! That was so awesome and you have some moves Chris! Loved the dancing! :)
“My wife distracted me” lol this is literally me. She says one thing ADHD brain activated. Ohhh now he’s looking up what boats are best for beginners instead of mowing the lawn
Was hoping i could listen to this on my way to work (was a little sad and concerned) but I got to listen to it on my break so it’s all good, life rips baby!
Recovering from spinal surgery and watching. Life rips and will always rip! Thank you for always making me laugh. Reminds me to be light and grateful for it all ✨
I couldn’t watch Game of Thrones either, but you’ve now sold me on this Dragons show so I’ll start watching it. I avoided watching any Vikings shows but watched the first season of Vikings Valhalla and loved it!! Can’t wait for season 2.
Man I really need this silly goose time right now! The last month has been rough. Lost my home in hurricane Ian. Moved in with dad. Dad's dog killed my bird that I loved deeply. Life still rips! Building a new house! Just got a new apartment!
He's not wrong about Arizona. I'm a native. Still need to go to a show. Dude, Tempe is a college town. Phoenix, no, Scottsdale, no. But parts of Phoenix are alright. Central Phoenix is awesome. South Phoenix, not so much. It's like the San Bernadino of Arizona.
For someone that doesn’t do drugs… ya boy does alot of drugs. It’s fine. Just don’t say you do t so drugs. We all do something. A lot of us do alot of stuff. You’re in the club Chris.
More show over at patreon.com/chrisdelia
Bring back TMP
Love Dem Perry Winkle shits.
Not too much longer til Calvin chops off his cock n balls right guy? 🤠
Just saying Crowder has actually been more Libertarian leaning till recently. He got pushed as well lol
Get on rumble please!!! Rumble is missing comedians so much.
I'll watch you there I promise. Do it bro! Please
There HAS to be a "Don't Push Me" Segment every episode from now on lol. I was dying!! 😂🤣😂🤣😵
I just stopped to realize that not too long ago i really thought that we'll never see you again Chris on this or another platform and now your boi is on..🤘FIRE making all kinds of bags and selling out shows and merch and seems content and with ease with yourself overall. I'm really happy for all of your success and i'm truly greatful for every new episode you guys release. Hope that i'll have the chance someday to come to the states and see you perform. Give it up to Americas finest 👏👏
I think about this a lot. I used to hate the “time heals everything” or “you never know what might happen” cliches that were fed to me during hard times. Chris made me a little more optimistic about that potentially being true.
Also people are fricken retar-dead and they forget everything because of their gold fish brains. Basically if you get canceled you just wait till the dumbass mass forgets they cancelled you, then slide your way back in just like Chris did.
@@Niekomojo haha ur obviously just jealous. Go do something with your life instead my dude.
“BLUETOOTHICALLY” 🤣
The whole Go Fund Me bit is HONESTLY one of the hardest I've ever laughed in my life, especially 44:09 "THE NUMBER SEEEEVEEENNN"!!!
Same dude that was so funny!
What's weird is my names ConorJames too LOOOL
@@cjames7958 brother?? 😂
A D'Elia channel sounds so romantic and documentary like.
Bruh this episode feels like the old Chris and I f**kn love it
Still at 596k, make it a point Chris to get all your viewers to share the next podcast to go above 596k
It’s been impossibly 596k for the last 4-6 months if not more, I’ve never seen anything like it before, at least we’re here though
yeah...wtf is youtube up to ???? its clearly stuck at that fkn number,its like it wont go to 600k
It’s the Illuminati
Been listening to Congrats for years now… honestly the BIGGEST shocker I’ve heard on here is Chris is a Coheed fan
never imagined the words "coheed and cambria" would come out of Chris' mouth. WILD.
The loud " hahahahaha yeah dude" is my favorite part.
Was rewatching the chocolate croissants episode waiting for this to drop! Life rips!
the fucks up with the lights
I like watching that one for the airport and hotel saga
@@lewiepostalone8776 goood taste
That’s a great episode!
YAAAAS! I go back to chocolate croissants at LEAST once a month 😂🤣
The dont push me scale bit had me hollering 😆
Chris mentioning Coheed and Cambria is something I never would have expected
The one podcast I get mad at when I check and there’s not a new one uploaded. That’s when you know it’s getting culty
Whatever
@@lovefist86 if ur not here to make friends how about you mosey your SORRY ass right out that door. GA GUNK
It's gettin' real culty. Yesss.
When you coming to Pittsburgh?
I’m in the same boat lol
Proof that Chris is an alien the way he shushes at 2:45
Nice. It’s me.
Hello leader 🤙😆
"Hook in Bluetoothically" now my favourite phrase
🕳🖤
Bout it Bout it. S’Matt D’Elia
Like for Chris to put "ohhhh it got me" on the sound board
Thanks for the love 🌵 🤙
man... you're the fucking best. its like a comedy special comes out every week. Been bed ridden from a broken knee cap and torn ACL for over a month now and these fucking vids keep me goin.
I love how the Jeremy Renner callback is still going strong 🤟
I know right 🤣
RIP Jeremy Renner
Let's put "596k it's all we need" on a shirt 👕
Can't express how much I love this channel
Bro episode 250 "Sucking a Conqueror" always shows up in my recommended to give me a good ol' drive-by chuckle
Gonna see you tonight at the Irvine Improv buddy...Life rips!
I lost it on the “bleep it out”
The don’t push me scale was hilarious
Always brightens my day when I get the notification of a new congratulations episode 😄
Today, I subscribed.
*Insert starship trooper: I'm doing my part!
„Oh wait here’s another word I don’t know“ „... the number Seven!?!?“ „hey W where you going???“ Did I spit out my coffee and get some in my nose laughing? Yes. Is it all good because life rips? Yes.
“you le-“ “you went ho-“ chris is so on point with his jokes he doesn’t even need to finish the words and we understand! The king of comedy no doubt.
When you see the new upload and you know it is a silly goose time and I'm sitting criss cross apple sauce in the long grass just admiring the cabin we built.
Watching Chris at work makes my day.
Really enjoyed this episode.
You need to make “It was a Jeweish doctor” into one of your soundboard sounds
The video of Adam's wedding was awesome! I would have flipped to see Johnny Reznick (goo goo dolls) there! That was so awesome and you have some moves Chris! Loved the dancing! :)
Add “it juuuuuust got me” to the board.
Ready to fire on all syllables
“My wife distracted me” lol this is literally me. She says one thing ADHD brain activated. Ohhh now he’s looking up what boats are best for beginners instead of mowing the lawn
🤣🤣🤣
I do this all the time too. Never want to accept blame lol.
“Adding ohio dates soon” my whole heart just dropped im SO EXCITED
ME TOO!!!!
This is why I listen to this Chris
THE NUMBER 7 KILLLLLED ME DUDE
The feeling when a new episode drops 👌👌👌
tip toing through the tulips. thanks CHris!
Been waiting all day for this. Yaaaaaaasss duuude 🤙🏼🤙🏼
Does life still rips? YES.
Chris is EVERYTHING...FOREVS!!!!
43:29 I jumped out the window 😂😂😂
I laughed so fucking hard in this episode. So fucking good. Dying 😂😂😂
Great to see you at the Tempe Improv! 💯
Bluetoothically is the funniest thing ever
Absolutely need the baseball announcer/1950’s tough guy voice at the beginning of every single episode. Aaaayyyyyyeeeees duuuude
Hey Chris, today’s my wedding and I still snuck in a full episode
Was hoping i could listen to this on my way to work (was a little sad and concerned) but I got to listen to it on my break so it’s all good, life rips baby!
Let’s gooooo!!! Keep up the good work Chris
“If the worlds changes for you, s’fucked for so many people.” -Chris D’Elia
This felt like an OG silly goose time.
"Getting WORKED" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah favorite part of my week!
same same
life rips and at the same time, i am really counting on some d'elia realness and humor right now, Chief!
Let’s GET IT MY BABIES
Recovering from spinal surgery and watching. Life rips and will always rip! Thank you for always making me laugh. Reminds me to be light and grateful for it all ✨
every time on the pod you say you’re coming to Boston, i scream, because i’m GOOOOIIIINNNNNGGG!!!! can’t wait, life RIPS
😂🙌🏼 Best podcast out.
I couldn’t watch Game of Thrones either, but you’ve now sold me on this Dragons show so I’ll start watching it. I avoided watching any Vikings shows but watched the first season of Vikings Valhalla and loved it!! Can’t wait for season 2.
I died with you pretending to speak Hebrew hahahahh 😂can’t breathe
Man I really need this silly goose time right now! The last month has been rough. Lost my home in hurricane Ian. Moved in with dad. Dad's dog killed my bird that I loved deeply. Life still rips! Building a new house! Just got a new apartment!
13:00 John Wick 😂😂😂 I thought that too when I saw your video on IG or was it tiktok
YOU! GOT! CHRIS’D!
Putting a D’Elia channel in parentheses to move the algorithm lmao
The dont push me scale had me howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He said coheed and Cambria 😂😂😂
dude that don’t push me skit with the hand was hilarious
Game of Thrones! I need to rewatch HOD though cause I watch it with my friends when we’re drinking 🤪
Thought about letting condoo slide, but couldn’t do it
Great job!
That whole Doaa thing was so fucking on point. Killin' it.
I run everyday but man do I run the best when I have some fresh D’Elia
He's not wrong about Arizona. I'm a native. Still need to go to a show. Dude, Tempe is a college town. Phoenix, no, Scottsdale, no. But parts of Phoenix are alright. Central Phoenix is awesome. South Phoenix, not so much. It's like the San Bernadino of Arizona.
Rabbi's sound like the chorus in Simon and Garfunkels "the boxer" 🤣
*looks right* "THE NUMBER SEVENNNNNNN..." 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀
Bro the watch is beautiful
“Oh Oh Oh-o-Oh… Oh Oh-o-God… The Wrong Stuff…’
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I Think I Pee’d A Little!!!
17:37
Strained my shoulder 4 days ago too!!!
Someone made a compilation of hey guy when he does the eyebrow lift of Chris Delia it's hilarious!! So good
Huh
“Collin-oscopy” ya know 😂
"If I could hook in bluetoothically"
Watching this from a pool in Arizona with my backwards hat ON my babies
16:07 flippity flip flap
Lmao I love that Coheed song 😂
For someone that doesn’t do drugs… ya boy does alot of drugs. It’s fine. Just don’t say you do t so drugs. We all do something. A lot of us do alot of stuff. You’re in the club Chris.
Love it
That kid knows John Wick from fortnite 😂
Can't wait to see you in Rhode Island! Been following since the vine days, we will one day share ideas in log cabin baby!
EEEEYESSS DUDE! Birthday episode let’s ride!
Happy birthday, dudette! I hope lifes just rippin along for ya! 💚😎🤙
@@totalSLACK appreciate you fellow baby! Life indeed stays ripping😎🥳
596k followers......fuck ya dude! Suppress that algorithm like a boss!!!
titles got my favorite acronym lets gooooooo
when it comes to a silly goose time? I’m bout it bout it
Fav skit was speaking Jewish language and also aux cord plug in a**😂😂I lost count how many times I died laughing