Guy In The Way (208) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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In this week's episode Chris discusses why everyone rich and powerful is an asshole. He also talks about brain scans, Donda, how he sings different and his night out with friends, once he got past all the guys in his way.
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I've never agreed with the "asshole" rant more than anything in my life.
No Dents was kissing Big Willie Styles arse last year when he was doing the movie with his son. Either way I do wine and dine that like but but.
Hey Chris, remember last episode when you said you love it when its hot as shet good times
Euh grenades are so funny my dude!!
Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike
Conbabulations with hugh jackman.....
🤠
with Brent Christer
26:25 for a EUH grenade!
“Tears CasCADin’, dude.” One of your best episodes of Congratulations I’ve heard in awhile! Made my day! Thanks, Chris! I’ve been a true baby for years!
The third cascade has RIPPLES.
Seriously I laughed this entire episode lmaooo
🐐
@@yakuzamoon7962 y’ibex?
First ten minutes of every episode: "So yeah I like to drink water, I'm basically God. But yeah it's all good dude."
So??? Lol y’true baby? Or nah?
Who’s the bigger loser here…🤔
Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike
Except he described things that were wrong with him, sooooo
He’s the podcast god fa sho
“Guy in the way” fuuuck that got me good😂
The last two years have birthed a clone army of Guy In The Ways!!!
The amount going on in Chris's head when ordering a dessert is wild lmao
I think like that 😅 anyone else?
I do the same thing lol
I’m definitely glad I ain’t think like that. I’d go mad in a week
@@adamthroop785 its a gift and a curse hahah
Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike
You should ask Bryan Callen for some herbs for that hip. I'm sure he still has some left over when he raided the Native Americans in the 1500's
Welcome to Denny’s.. that’ll be $5.99 grand slammmm
Chris would have to trade him some of his hair and idk if Chris is capable of asking callen for help. He’s just so old ya know?
They aren’t friends
Too long.
Ryan Babros got him
This man came in with some real focused energy for this pod.
The goddamn EUH grenade got me GIGGLIN
The line "Dude there's been like 3 rappers that got shot, You know what's way more dangerous than being a rapper? BEING A REGULAR PERSON!" Made me laugh sooo much!
The "I'm sorry strong guys" bit is my favorite.
Same. Strong guys really hate it though
@@harrywildegreer4039 Its a fact; They do.
@@nickgrimes6484 sorry 'bout that
When Chris kept saying "I don't get art", I immediately imagined Jean Claude Van Damme saying it like "I don't get 'ard" and then being told to see a doctor about that.
The Donda review I never knew I needed
Dude, this cult is so awesome!
Confabulation Cult 4 Life right?!?
Where do we sign/drink
Cult member from England! 🙋♀️ you're my favourite comedian so glad you're back!!... I can still sense a sadness in you, but you're smashing it dude! Keep it up!! 👍❤
“I’d be snorting Pepto Bismol.”
Sometimes it’s those random quick hitters that get me the most… tears of laughter cascadin’ at 8am alone in my office lol
“Crazy….crazy….crazy crazy” *chris making awkward faces* *random Chris laugh outbrusts*
LIFE IS RIPPING 🤙
Hahahaha hahahahaha
Eeeyuht's'foreign
Bro right on my lunch break. It’s so perfect.
We planned it for you bud. Surprise!!!!!!!!🥳
@@AlanaBananaCanada i would plan something for you😇
Life rips with Chris eeeyeeeeessss 🤙🏻🤙🏻
I love it when Chris goes all in on a generic movie trailer premise bit
Same 😆
Watch the whole thing in one sitting! Freaking love him!
Waking up to a D'elia upload means its gonna be a great day!! Fuck yeah baby!
Takin LIberties with the rock and roll song I see
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA yooo i repeated the "we built this city singing" like 20 times lmao. My lord man, the arrogant face you make w that lil sly smile hidden in the back end has me dying over here.
I’m sure you mean LORT.
When they tell you it takes 25 min, it is already made. You are less likely to order after your meal. Oldest restaurant trick in La.
Y’dont say
@@casualwithballs what are you referring to?
I order it anyways at the end fuck your tips im having a goodnight out I'm a tip you more than the next bum waiting on the table cause I got duuuunnnnnttttsss
@@leonardorodriguez9919 Hope u tipping at least 40 percent if u staying through the entire rush otherwise keep it moving lol.
@@casualwithballs r/whoosh
dude imagine this guy's vocals all warmed up man
All week in my head " S'whatitslike"
Life can still rip even if you're all broken down.
Yeah, a spat out desperate LA wannabe spiraling into nothingness is something I can entertain myself with.. listen to him, he is losing his fucking mind trying to be Chris Delia.
More Chris here hehe.
Sup boi
"you know Kanye was like "don't stop runnin""
Children shouldnt stop running from chris d'elia
@@casahall He wasnt falsely accused
@@ElmugreTV Ummm, I'm fairly certain that he in fact, was and is a victim of false accusations...
@@samaramadingdong7676 There is no smoke without fire. Once the beast has been seen, he cannot be unseen. You should be careful when defending pedophiles. Mud sticks.
Makin friends in the comment section! Hope everyone has a great day! Here for a silly goose time 👍😁👍
A Dodge Charger renner ? I’ve seen enough this is the best pod ever
Everybody this.. is the best part of my day 😧 *congratulations theme song*
Good to see ur doing well Chris😊
When ya touring? Call it the uncancelled tour of 2021
The grenade edit was lit af, who’s producing this Michael f***in BAY????
Taking some Libertieeees!!!
That Doctor is the epitome of “guy in the way”
The Charger (Intrepidddd) story...Ugh so fucking funny. To save face...LOL.....
22:00 most relatable moment for me
So many liberties taken on the singing bit. Angelic.
WE WANT TEN MINUTE PODCAST BACK!!!
Some podcasts are slowww... and you dont know how long theyll last....
Yes tf we do
@@AlanaBananaCanada that’s why you’re listeningggg to … ten minute podcasttttttt
@@crispymomo2251 ☺️❤
Gonna be tough to beat last week's S'What that's like episode. That was hilarious. I've been sharing that with everyone. And people love it. People who never heard of Chris are now fans.
top3 podcasts, this is one of them!!
Chris on FIRE with this one, m'babies!! 🔥🚒🧯
Failboat
@@gamerjamson Oops in my face.
3:36 dude, that pissed me off. Don’t you ever get that close to drinking water, then NOT ever again.
Hahaha citation!
Can I just say I adore you and love the new chris. The truth and feels and everything its raw dog chris. emotional for the right reasons.after the pandemic life it's like we look forward to hang time with you every week. Just had to give props. Luvin it Dude your a fucking legend.
Here to make friends and rollin on my dolo!!!
ALSO IM GUY IN THE WAY! 🤣😂🤣😂
Wna go to the moooovies
Highlight of my week 🙏🏻❤️🙌🏻🥳
7:49 “When that cake came, my buddy came…”
I’ll have what he’s having!
LOL I was literally going to sleep but 26:34 made me crack up so hard I'm no longer tired
binging the next 6 eps to catch up
Scrolling for something to listen to and BAM! Perfect timing...I think yes!
Visions of a cabin on a pasture over the hills
Chris I just want to let you know I've been listening/watching your podcast almost every day since 2018! I sincerely appreciate the person you are!
Thank you for doing this podcast, I look forward to every Wednesday just for this lol
go big red! look at me, making friends in the comments.
Check out the bryan callen podcast for more content! ill be in ohio at the pun fun nov 27th !
@@cheesegabbioli dude WHAAAAAAAAT
@@christianking3872 hello sir!
I love how universal it is for us voicing our significant others' voices. We're all connected.
Was watching our man Theos pod and just realized MY KING Mr.D’elia has posted! I’ll be right back Theo ;) gotta watch my fav pod first sorry 😩😁😄
@LIFE RIPS because is dude..
@LIFE RIPS lol
Sitting here 2 days post covid and your comedy is the only thing that makes me happy during this shit time.
Can't wait for the tall grass. JuanFyre & IvanGetRidov Killing it this episode~!!
Go on JRE with callen please. We all want it
Joe Rogan, who can't be cancelled, doesnt want to invite him probably.
"cuhtin' ya deck off? slicin' off y'deck while doin' sssseventy?" 36:17 I truly believe no one else in history has ever said that line before this podcast. Chris has to have been the first human in history to hit that line
26:22 - "*tchk*...Gink gagink gink gink.......EUH." Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! That is the type of shit that I love on this podcast.
I 100 percent agree, this is the best most wylin out podcast!!!!!!
09:57 favourite CD bit.
Thanks Chris ! Really appreciate your commitment to congratulations. Have a great week !
He sounded like Owen Wilson saying "wow" when he was making the engine revving noises 😭
This episode was a total silly goose time. : )
I totally feel you on the music. I literally listen to just podcasts anymore
Kinda makes me feel weird that I Don't listen to music anymore. Like in an "am I unhealthy or like mentally disjointed" kinda way. Aren't most people listening to music atleast SOMETIMES? I Don't ever intentionally go into an app or turn on the radio looking to listen to music or for a certain song even. Ever. In a long time.
@@theogbunn7672 You just need to find the right tunes that vibe with you man.. Music is such a Huge part of my therapy. Even if I agree on the sad songs can make mo sad there’s nothing like getting lost in the sea of songs that make it all just go away and yet let u stay, sound ☮️ what have u tried so far and sorta dig? I’d be happy to give ya any of my groove tunage go-to’s ok 👍 man
I was waiting for the different intro!! S'regular. Buuuuuuuut s'okay the open mouth and all the rest of it still makes me die of laughter! love it love ya
Did you notice that at the end of it this time he goes "a little too far" exaggerated? And a look on his face that says "ya, I know you're sick of this but you know why I'm doing it? Cuz I'm GONNA do it DUDE" ..and that's why
He's not gonna do it every time.
euh grenade bit was perfect
Life Rips 🤙is my new life motto. You're my weekly therapy Chris, love you man
"hey dude!....Don't scan anyone's brain!" 🤣
The "asshole" rant was 100 percent spot on.
Chris when are you going on tour again, I want to come see you?!
He said he probably not going any more shows
His stand up isn't even good. Podcast is where it's at.
Dude has a son he wants to see grow up. Let him do him. He'll tour if he wants to tour.
@@AlanaBananaCanada sure it isn't
@@SquillyWonka he tries too hard imo.. I like when he's more laid back, that's when he's funniest
Love your honest take on what's happening in the film industry. It's cash grab starring untalented famous 'internet celebrities' for their followers. It's dumb af.
I'd beeeee snnnorting pepto.....no tummy aches as a doctor......so subtle. Comedy gold.
I was thinking Axl Rose and then Chris going "na na na na na" sealed the deal.
"We Built this City on SO MANY LIBEEERRRTtieessssSSSSS"
Kind of want to watch the wedding trucker now 😂
HAHAHA the dodge picture changing direction was absolute quality , Mr video editor.
THE ASSHOLE RANT HAD ME ON THE FLOOR!
Our boy is out here taking LIBERTIES with We Built This City.
When we gunna see you on tfntk podcast or this past weekend miss all you guys together... love every ya do keep doing you thing
You won't. Because right now, that's like Batman pulling up and having a nice sit down chat and a meal with Bane...
S'what that's like.
S'what that's like!!
Other podcasts can put on vests with a bunch of pockets.
The wedding trucker lmao also, Chris's opening has me laughin from the jump
U can't stop the goat 🐐🐐🐐 keep it up Chris
Just chillin in the high grass lmao
He calls his Epi: Man in his Way. I am floored.
George Washington was totally the only not asshole. Great call, Chris. Everyone basically wanted him to be king, and he was like "Naaaahhhh, Somebody else should have a turn". Respect.
The rant at 42:26 is good stuff man
Glad you were able to go out with friends that is always a great time
I've been shooting my shot with the like button for a while now. Not just trying to smash.
Chris is a national treasure
lmao “wedding trucker”
I fucking cackled at the grenade 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
Please have Chris on the JRE podcast. He not only deserves the second chance, but can keep up with Joe every second. I’ve never seen anybody like D’Elia. Give him his second chance man please.
“so there’s no hope and it’s all good” papa chris 2022
Another great episode of Corngrade-Elations
22:00 s’taking liberties dude lmao