Guy In The Way (208) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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    In this week's episode Chris discusses why everyone rich and powerful is an asshole. He also talks about brain scans, Donda, how he sings different and his night out with friends, once he got past all the guys in his way.
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  • @SupergoodStudios
    @SupergoodStudios  3 года назад +71

    💥Full episode + loads of other stuff over here: patreon.com/chrisdelia

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 3 года назад +5

      I've never agreed with the "asshole" rant more than anything in my life.

    • @LooseCan88
      @LooseCan88 3 года назад +2

      No Dents was kissing Big Willie Styles arse last year when he was doing the movie with his son. Either way I do wine and dine that like but but.

    • @19Burgandy
      @19Burgandy 3 года назад

      Hey Chris, remember last episode when you said you love it when its hot as shet good times

    • @c1audius
      @c1audius 3 года назад

      Euh grenades are so funny my dude!!

    • @buythedip5300
      @buythedip5300 3 года назад

      Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike

  • @omarmac1
    @omarmac1 3 года назад +20

    Conbabulations with hugh jackman.....
    🤠

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 3 года назад +1

      with Brent Christer

  • @h0ck3y96
    @h0ck3y96 3 года назад +39

    26:25 for a EUH grenade!

  • @twinsnsingles
    @twinsnsingles 3 года назад +87

    “Tears CasCADin’, dude.” One of your best episodes of Congratulations I’ve heard in awhile! Made my day! Thanks, Chris! I’ve been a true baby for years!

  • @gerdsjor1397
    @gerdsjor1397 3 года назад +232

    First ten minutes of every episode: "So yeah I like to drink water, I'm basically God. But yeah it's all good dude."

    • @naderissa9625
      @naderissa9625 3 года назад +4

      So??? Lol y’true baby? Or nah?

    • @ZACHWILKINS69
      @ZACHWILKINS69 3 года назад +1

      Who’s the bigger loser here…🤔

    • @buythedip5300
      @buythedip5300 3 года назад +3

      Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike

    • @bmthornell
      @bmthornell 3 года назад +1

      Except he described things that were wrong with him, sooooo

    • @ARCHAICRUIZ
      @ARCHAICRUIZ 3 года назад +1

      He’s the podcast god fa sho

  • @nickbrenner6459
    @nickbrenner6459 3 года назад +19

    “Guy in the way” fuuuck that got me good😂

    • @raprometheus3051
      @raprometheus3051 3 года назад +1

      The last two years have birthed a clone army of Guy In The Ways!!!

  • @Abletoth
    @Abletoth 3 года назад +154

    The amount going on in Chris's head when ordering a dessert is wild lmao

    • @the_CHAR_official
      @the_CHAR_official 3 года назад +5

      I think like that 😅 anyone else?

    • @cman8016
      @cman8016 3 года назад +1

      I do the same thing lol

    • @adamthroop785
      @adamthroop785 3 года назад +2

      I’m definitely glad I ain’t think like that. I’d go mad in a week

    • @the_CHAR_official
      @the_CHAR_official 3 года назад +1

      @@adamthroop785 its a gift and a curse hahah

    • @buythedip5300
      @buythedip5300 3 года назад

      Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike

  • @jdriz9669
    @jdriz9669 3 года назад +133

    You should ask Bryan Callen for some herbs for that hip. I'm sure he still has some left over when he raided the Native Americans in the 1500's

    • @footbagQueen92
      @footbagQueen92 3 года назад +21

      Welcome to Denny’s.. that’ll be $5.99 grand slammmm

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 3 года назад

      Chris would have to trade him some of his hair and idk if Chris is capable of asking callen for help. He’s just so old ya know?

    • @ericrutherford7761
      @ericrutherford7761 3 года назад +1

      They aren’t friends

    • @ryanbabros7981
      @ryanbabros7981 3 года назад

      Too long.

    • @beatsbyserafim
      @beatsbyserafim 3 года назад

      Ryan Babros got him

  • @gunneryelton347
    @gunneryelton347 3 года назад +7

    This man came in with some real focused energy for this pod.

  • @brentpendgraft60
    @brentpendgraft60 3 года назад +27

    The goddamn EUH grenade got me GIGGLIN

  • @StuzzyB
    @StuzzyB 3 года назад +44

    The line "Dude there's been like 3 rappers that got shot, You know what's way more dangerous than being a rapper? BEING A REGULAR PERSON!" Made me laugh sooo much!

  • @TarnishedHollow
    @TarnishedHollow 3 года назад +44

    The "I'm sorry strong guys" bit is my favorite.

  • @RIMALDI
    @RIMALDI 3 года назад +20

    When Chris kept saying "I don't get art", I immediately imagined Jean Claude Van Damme saying it like "I don't get 'ard" and then being told to see a doctor about that.

  • @luisaramos8884
    @luisaramos8884 3 года назад +16

    The Donda review I never knew I needed

  • @mellgee
    @mellgee 3 года назад +39

    Dude, this cult is so awesome!

    • @jowithem9
      @jowithem9 3 года назад +1

      Confabulation Cult 4 Life right?!?

    • @boonuts1975
      @boonuts1975 3 года назад

      Where do we sign/drink

  • @Kk-ej3fj
    @Kk-ej3fj 3 года назад +4

    Cult member from England! 🙋‍♀️ you're my favourite comedian so glad you're back!!... I can still sense a sadness in you, but you're smashing it dude! Keep it up!! 👍❤

  • @shewbs4641
    @shewbs4641 3 года назад +17

    “I’d be snorting Pepto Bismol.”
    Sometimes it’s those random quick hitters that get me the most… tears of laughter cascadin’ at 8am alone in my office lol

  • @splitdecisionpod.5760
    @splitdecisionpod.5760 3 года назад +64

    “Crazy….crazy….crazy crazy” *chris making awkward faces* *random Chris laugh outbrusts*
    LIFE IS RIPPING 🤙

    • @dan12con
      @dan12con 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha hahahahaha

    • @ijamesheath
      @ijamesheath 3 года назад

      Eeeyuht's'foreign

  • @tommybahaama
    @tommybahaama 3 года назад +17

    Bro right on my lunch break. It’s so perfect.

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 3 года назад +1

      We planned it for you bud. Surprise!!!!!!!!🥳

    • @JavInDaUSA
      @JavInDaUSA 3 года назад

      @@AlanaBananaCanada i would plan something for you😇

  • @adrianskowronski4492
    @adrianskowronski4492 3 года назад +22

    Life rips with Chris eeeyeeeeessss 🤙🏻🤙🏻

  • @DFTNSHEXGRM
    @DFTNSHEXGRM 3 года назад +61

    I love it when Chris goes all in on a generic movie trailer premise bit

  • @foundjensen
    @foundjensen 3 года назад +3

    Watch the whole thing in one sitting! Freaking love him!

  • @charleygnarly1182
    @charleygnarly1182 3 года назад +7

    Waking up to a D'elia upload means its gonna be a great day!! Fuck yeah baby!

  • @bocajr88
    @bocajr88 3 года назад +4

    Takin LIberties with the rock and roll song I see

  • @LPeralta01
    @LPeralta01 3 года назад +15

    AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA yooo i repeated the "we built this city singing" like 20 times lmao. My lord man, the arrogant face you make w that lil sly smile hidden in the back end has me dying over here.

  • @sc00tersteve
    @sc00tersteve 3 года назад +25

    When they tell you it takes 25 min, it is already made. You are less likely to order after your meal. Oldest restaurant trick in La.

    • @Gsxrnoob
      @Gsxrnoob 3 года назад +2

      Y’dont say

    • @sc00tersteve
      @sc00tersteve 3 года назад

      @@casualwithballs what are you referring to?

    • @leonardorodriguez9919
      @leonardorodriguez9919 3 года назад +1

      I order it anyways at the end fuck your tips im having a goodnight out I'm a tip you more than the next bum waiting on the table cause I got duuuunnnnnttttsss

    • @gamerjamson
      @gamerjamson 3 года назад

      @@leonardorodriguez9919 Hope u tipping at least 40 percent if u staying through the entire rush otherwise keep it moving lol.

    • @gamerjamson
      @gamerjamson 3 года назад

      @@casualwithballs r/whoosh

  • @MrShtrudL
    @MrShtrudL 3 года назад +7

    dude imagine this guy's vocals all warmed up man

  • @ethang1578
    @ethang1578 3 года назад +3

    All week in my head " S'whatitslike"

  • @froggiealicia
    @froggiealicia 3 года назад +38

    Life can still rip even if you're all broken down.

    • @TRUEiMPROrecords
      @TRUEiMPROrecords 3 года назад

      Yeah, a spat out desperate LA wannabe spiraling into nothingness is something I can entertain myself with.. listen to him, he is losing his fucking mind trying to be Chris Delia.

  • @ChrisDEliaOfficial
    @ChrisDEliaOfficial 3 года назад +6

    More Chris here hehe.

  • @youngorangee
    @youngorangee 3 года назад +33

    "you know Kanye was like "don't stop runnin""

    • @ElmugreTV
      @ElmugreTV 3 года назад

      Children shouldnt stop running from chris d'elia

    • @ElmugreTV
      @ElmugreTV 3 года назад

      @@casahall He wasnt falsely accused

    • @samaramadingdong7676
      @samaramadingdong7676 3 года назад

      @@ElmugreTV Ummm, I'm fairly certain that he in fact, was and is a victim of false accusations...

    • @ElmugreTV
      @ElmugreTV 3 года назад

      @@samaramadingdong7676 There is no smoke without fire. Once the beast has been seen, he cannot be unseen. You should be careful when defending pedophiles. Mud sticks.

  • @originalgezus215
    @originalgezus215 3 года назад +3

    Makin friends in the comment section! Hope everyone has a great day! Here for a silly goose time 👍😁👍

  • @ajtyler367
    @ajtyler367 3 года назад +8

    A Dodge Charger renner ? I’ve seen enough this is the best pod ever

  • @SecondKira17
    @SecondKira17 3 года назад +5

    Everybody this.. is the best part of my day 😧 *congratulations theme song*

  • @MLTHLA
    @MLTHLA 3 года назад +14

    Good to see ur doing well Chris😊

  • @J.CagleMMA
    @J.CagleMMA 3 года назад +4

    When ya touring? Call it the uncancelled tour of 2021

  • @critfiend4736
    @critfiend4736 3 года назад +10

    The grenade edit was lit af, who’s producing this Michael f***in BAY????

  • @evanxavierdickerson
    @evanxavierdickerson 3 года назад +2

    Taking some Libertieeees!!!

  • @30secondpoems13
    @30secondpoems13 3 года назад +3

    That Doctor is the epitome of “guy in the way”

  • @brett1234
    @brett1234 3 года назад +2

    The Charger (Intrepidddd) story...Ugh so fucking funny. To save face...LOL.....

  • @Tommykrueger14
    @Tommykrueger14 3 года назад +1

    22:00 most relatable moment for me

  • @travisdwheat
    @travisdwheat 3 года назад +10

    So many liberties taken on the singing bit. Angelic.

  • @crispymomo2251
    @crispymomo2251 3 года назад +11

    WE WANT TEN MINUTE PODCAST BACK!!!

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 3 года назад +4

      Some podcasts are slowww... and you dont know how long theyll last....

    • @SquillyWonka
      @SquillyWonka 3 года назад +1

      Yes tf we do

    • @crispymomo2251
      @crispymomo2251 3 года назад +2

      @@AlanaBananaCanada that’s why you’re listeningggg to … ten minute podcasttttttt

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 3 года назад +1

      @@crispymomo2251 ☺️❤

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 3 года назад +5

    Gonna be tough to beat last week's S'What that's like episode. That was hilarious. I've been sharing that with everyone. And people love it. People who never heard of Chris are now fans.

  • @scarredfanumberone
    @scarredfanumberone 3 года назад +3

    top3 podcasts, this is one of them!!

  • @brittneyross6176
    @brittneyross6176 3 года назад +4

    Chris on FIRE with this one, m'babies!! 🔥🚒🧯

  • @maverickd6214
    @maverickd6214 3 года назад +5

    3:36 dude, that pissed me off. Don’t you ever get that close to drinking water, then NOT ever again.

  • @jr3803
    @jr3803 3 года назад +2

    Can I just say I adore you and love the new chris. The truth and feels and everything its raw dog chris. emotional for the right reasons.after the pandemic life it's like we look forward to hang time with you every week. Just had to give props. Luvin it Dude your a fucking legend.

  • @arianemaciejewski2626
    @arianemaciejewski2626 3 года назад +3

    Here to make friends and rollin on my dolo!!!

  • @DerekRobertsonSomerville
    @DerekRobertsonSomerville 3 года назад +2

    Highlight of my week 🙏🏻❤️🙌🏻🥳

  • @SierraBravo26
    @SierraBravo26 3 года назад

    7:49 “When that cake came, my buddy came…”
    I’ll have what he’s having!

  • @LockheartEXE
    @LockheartEXE 3 года назад +2

    LOL I was literally going to sleep but 26:34 made me crack up so hard I'm no longer tired

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 2 года назад +1

    binging the next 6 eps to catch up

  • @jessicacooley9653
    @jessicacooley9653 3 года назад +1

    Scrolling for something to listen to and BAM! Perfect timing...I think yes!

  • @wood_whippin811
    @wood_whippin811 3 года назад +1

    Visions of a cabin on a pasture over the hills

  • @HarrietThugman
    @HarrietThugman 3 года назад

    Chris I just want to let you know I've been listening/watching your podcast almost every day since 2018! I sincerely appreciate the person you are!

  • @jaydenspear8216
    @jaydenspear8216 3 года назад +17

    Thank you for doing this podcast, I look forward to every Wednesday just for this lol

    • @cheesegabbioli
      @cheesegabbioli 3 года назад

      go big red! look at me, making friends in the comments.

    • @christianking3872
      @christianking3872 3 года назад +1

      Check out the bryan callen podcast for more content! ill be in ohio at the pun fun nov 27th !

    • @christianking3872
      @christianking3872 3 года назад +1

      @@cheesegabbioli dude WHAAAAAAAAT

    • @cheesegabbioli
      @cheesegabbioli 3 года назад

      @@christianking3872 hello sir!

  • @Gutlard
    @Gutlard 2 года назад

    I love how universal it is for us voicing our significant others' voices. We're all connected.

  • @carissasokolowski6766
    @carissasokolowski6766 3 года назад +16

    Was watching our man Theos pod and just realized MY KING Mr.D’elia has posted! I’ll be right back Theo ;) gotta watch my fav pod first sorry 😩😁😄

    • @Gsxrnoob
      @Gsxrnoob 3 года назад

      @LIFE RIPS because is dude..

    • @loungewear13
      @loungewear13 3 года назад

      @LIFE RIPS lol

  • @anthonyb1430
    @anthonyb1430 3 года назад

    Sitting here 2 days post covid and your comedy is the only thing that makes me happy during this shit time.

  • @bethennybreyelle5399
    @bethennybreyelle5399 3 года назад +3

    Can't wait for the tall grass. JuanFyre & IvanGetRidov Killing it this episode~!!

  • @FrizzleMcDizzle
    @FrizzleMcDizzle 3 года назад +15

    Go on JRE with callen please. We all want it

    • @mouzziewouzzie2305
      @mouzziewouzzie2305 3 года назад

      Joe Rogan, who can't be cancelled, doesnt want to invite him probably.

  • @Pastor_Chief
    @Pastor_Chief Год назад

    "cuhtin' ya deck off? slicin' off y'deck while doin' sssseventy?" 36:17 I truly believe no one else in history has ever said that line before this podcast. Chris has to have been the first human in history to hit that line

  • @ToadalSimplicity
    @ToadalSimplicity 3 года назад

    26:22 - "*tchk*...Gink gagink gink gink.......EUH." Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! That is the type of shit that I love on this podcast.

  • @JohnDoe-pb5cx
    @JohnDoe-pb5cx 3 года назад +1

    I 100 percent agree, this is the best most wylin out podcast!!!!!!

  • @peternchlls9
    @peternchlls9 2 года назад

    09:57 favourite CD bit.

  • @psychedelicgem
    @psychedelicgem 3 года назад

    Thanks Chris ! Really appreciate your commitment to congratulations. Have a great week !

  • @sydneykunkle4080
    @sydneykunkle4080 3 года назад +3

    He sounded like Owen Wilson saying "wow" when he was making the engine revving noises 😭

  • @joelutz4348
    @joelutz4348 3 года назад +1

    This episode was a total silly goose time. : )

  • @nathanboskoski
    @nathanboskoski 3 года назад +10

    I totally feel you on the music. I literally listen to just podcasts anymore

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 3 года назад

      Kinda makes me feel weird that I Don't listen to music anymore. Like in an "am I unhealthy or like mentally disjointed" kinda way. Aren't most people listening to music atleast SOMETIMES? I Don't ever intentionally go into an app or turn on the radio looking to listen to music or for a certain song even. Ever. In a long time.

    • @jowithem9
      @jowithem9 3 года назад

      @@theogbunn7672 You just need to find the right tunes that vibe with you man.. Music is such a Huge part of my therapy. Even if I agree on the sad songs can make mo sad there’s nothing like getting lost in the sea of songs that make it all just go away and yet let u stay, sound ☮️ what have u tried so far and sorta dig? I’d be happy to give ya any of my groove tunage go-to’s ok 👍 man

  • @pamela.rubano11
    @pamela.rubano11 3 года назад +4

    I was waiting for the different intro!! S'regular. Buuuuuuuut s'okay the open mouth and all the rest of it still makes me die of laughter! love it love ya

    • @nattymaclive
      @nattymaclive 3 года назад

      Did you notice that at the end of it this time he goes "a little too far" exaggerated? And a look on his face that says "ya, I know you're sick of this but you know why I'm doing it? Cuz I'm GONNA do it DUDE" ..and that's why

    • @gamerjamson
      @gamerjamson 3 года назад +1

      He's not gonna do it every time.

  • @Khathaar
    @Khathaar 3 года назад +1

    euh grenade bit was perfect

  • @jsinkillings2969
    @jsinkillings2969 3 года назад

    Life Rips 🤙is my new life motto. You're my weekly therapy Chris, love you man

  • @gumgumclap2310
    @gumgumclap2310 2 года назад

    "hey dude!....Don't scan anyone's brain!" 🤣

  • @jacoblogsdon2850
    @jacoblogsdon2850 2 года назад

    The "asshole" rant was 100 percent spot on.

  • @calebwatson4970
    @calebwatson4970 3 года назад +33

    Chris when are you going on tour again, I want to come see you?!

    • @adrianskowronski4492
      @adrianskowronski4492 3 года назад +5

      He said he probably not going any more shows

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 3 года назад +11

      His stand up isn't even good. Podcast is where it's at.

    • @jimmymorrison4282
      @jimmymorrison4282 3 года назад +5

      Dude has a son he wants to see grow up. Let him do him. He'll tour if he wants to tour.

    • @SquillyWonka
      @SquillyWonka 3 года назад +1

      @@AlanaBananaCanada sure it isn't

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 3 года назад +8

      @@SquillyWonka he tries too hard imo.. I like when he's more laid back, that's when he's funniest

  • @cctc788
    @cctc788 3 года назад +5

    Love your honest take on what's happening in the film industry. It's cash grab starring untalented famous 'internet celebrities' for their followers. It's dumb af.

  • @tonyd4307
    @tonyd4307 3 года назад

    I'd beeeee snnnorting pepto.....no tummy aches as a doctor......so subtle. Comedy gold.

  • @jacobstewart2235
    @jacobstewart2235 3 года назад +3

    I was thinking Axl Rose and then Chris going "na na na na na" sealed the deal.

  • @creteoxford203
    @creteoxford203 3 года назад +1

    "We Built this City on SO MANY LIBEEERRRTtieessssSSSSS"

  • @Kk-ej3fj
    @Kk-ej3fj 3 года назад +2

    Kind of want to watch the wedding trucker now 😂

  • @ehmen93
    @ehmen93 3 года назад

    HAHAHA the dodge picture changing direction was absolute quality , Mr video editor.

  • @lynchpinninetyone8254
    @lynchpinninetyone8254 3 года назад +2

    THE ASSHOLE RANT HAD ME ON THE FLOOR!

  • @Ben-ts9rs
    @Ben-ts9rs 3 года назад

    Our boy is out here taking LIBERTIES with We Built This City.

  • @musicloverzzz833
    @musicloverzzz833 3 года назад +29

    When we gunna see you on tfntk podcast or this past weekend miss all you guys together... love every ya do keep doing you thing

    • @mrdayumfine109
      @mrdayumfine109 3 года назад +22

      You won't. Because right now, that's like Batman pulling up and having a nice sit down chat and a meal with Bane...
      S'what that's like.
      S'what that's like!!

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 3 года назад +4

      Other podcasts can put on vests with a bunch of pockets.

  • @harpforGod
    @harpforGod 3 года назад +8

    The wedding trucker lmao also, Chris's opening has me laughin from the jump

  • @pushback5336
    @pushback5336 3 года назад

    U can't stop the goat 🐐🐐🐐 keep it up Chris

  • @mkyoyoyo
    @mkyoyoyo 3 года назад +1

    Just chillin in the high grass lmao

  • @Ayelord_khory
    @Ayelord_khory 3 года назад

    He calls his Epi: Man in his Way. I am floored.

  • @winstonsmith11
    @winstonsmith11 3 года назад +1

    George Washington was totally the only not asshole. Great call, Chris. Everyone basically wanted him to be king, and he was like "Naaaahhhh, Somebody else should have a turn". Respect.

  • @Keeggib821
    @Keeggib821 3 года назад

    The rant at 42:26 is good stuff man

  • @bilyan5003
    @bilyan5003 3 года назад

    Glad you were able to go out with friends that is always a great time

  • @jiannamaccarello9033
    @jiannamaccarello9033 3 года назад +1

    I've been shooting my shot with the like button for a while now. Not just trying to smash.

  • @billdelfera8580
    @billdelfera8580 2 года назад

    Chris is a national treasure

  • @ambitionx1639
    @ambitionx1639 3 года назад +1

    lmao “wedding trucker”

  • @GSTACK57
    @GSTACK57 3 года назад

    I fucking cackled at the grenade 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @coopersparks870
    @coopersparks870 3 года назад

    Please have Chris on the JRE podcast. He not only deserves the second chance, but can keep up with Joe every second. I’ve never seen anybody like D’Elia. Give him his second chance man please.

  • @lilicigarcia3834
    @lilicigarcia3834 3 года назад +1

    “so there’s no hope and it’s all good” papa chris 2022

  • @jasondesmarais8244
    @jasondesmarais8244 3 года назад +1

    Another great episode of Corngrade-Elations

  • @FrostedClarinet
    @FrostedClarinet 3 года назад

    22:00 s’taking liberties dude lmao