Human (177) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 11 мар 2021
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Today Chris discusses Love Island, specifically Jaxon Human, Blues Clues and Bubble Guppies, The new Equalizer, and the best use of boxers he ever saw.
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So what your saying is, it didn’t make a dent?
Always going to be creepy what he did but everyone deserves a second chance!
To be fair, it made a little dent
@@tommymc7535 allegedly everyone was of consenting age?
@@keenl4057 yeah still a 17 year old 😬 he’s like 38 or some shit. That’s creepy
@@kottonmouthkings001 not our place to judge
Chris delia : *Returns*
Albuquerque : *fucking dies*
I’m currently in Albuquerque I can confirm we are dead.
@@Gnarcos bro I’m staying in Rio rancho lmao
As I someone from Abq, I love that this is still a thing.
I’m in ABQ too definitely dead here
Albuquerque should sponsor his podcast. They owe him.
Shout out to Uncle Joey Diaz, for being one of those friends that actually said (On The Joint) he TOLD Chris to get back out there and face the music and reclaim his life as a successful comedian.
Like Joey said they can’t cancel you unless you allow them to
@@jenniferwoodcock8943 kkk
Sam Tripoli did also
@@jackfahy2283 Sam never turned on him from the start.
It’s crazy how Cal was born exactly when Chris needed him. It’s a blessing he had him while he was away to keep his mind occupied and not thinking too much of all the negative energy out there.
You are so lost
@@rokeflame5288 Your mother is with me, so as long as I have her, I'll be fine.
I'm glad we all live in the timeline where he came back.
It was good seeing your video of you coming back too. We’re all evolving folks. NO DENTS!
I'm glad we live in a timeline that both of you are on RUclips. Love what you do and watching you grow as well!
No way dude thats sick that you listen to these podcasts love your content too your an awesome "teacher"
Who?
Hahaha facts
As someone who still says “YESSSSS” When shit goes wrong. It’s good to have you back my friend
That's what made me hit the like. You can tell he is uncomfortable but he is trying.
@@D.marie5587 yeah you can’t blame him man. He’s probably debating whether to go fulll silly goose or kind of hold back
It’s actually very refreshing to listen to a podcast from the perspective of a person that’s NOT on top of the world and aware of it.
Yep.....
Shut up
He is on top of those virgin girls tho...😬
He honestly doesn't sound okay.. he sounds like he's breaking trying to convince himself that he's okay
@@agentorange1156 he's a dad, probably tired AF, hahaha
"At least I don't have to worry about what I say anymore." LOVE IT.
I wonder if he will admit that despite all the shit he talked, he still voted for Trump.
@@supremebeing9112 he did?
@@supremebeing9112 Atleast he didn't vote for Biden
@@heyman4479 here here
@@supremebeing9112 Way to find away to bring up politics! Lmfao you are obsessed with Trump!! He lives in your head!! He will never leave! He tells you what to do! What to eat! You cannot even escape him when you sleep because he is in your dreams!!
So this is what its like when your dad actually comes back from going to the gas station for a pack of smokes
Top comment!!!
You are dad
But, slightly different, because this dad came back and it DIDNT MAKE A DEEEENNNNT
Hahahahah
You are dad
That first 'AYYY YESSSSS' hit different. Good to have you back man.
Chris is the only dude I've ever seen interrupt himself
OoOoOOooOooops
Do you know burnt chrysler?
@@Speaker4theDead do you mean burnt crystals?
@@Speaker4theDead the big fat racist?
40:00 you’ll hear about the friend betrayal...
real mvp
Not all heroes wear capes
You. You deserve a beer.
the stuff legends are made of
They didn't give a F### cause they were never your friends...
I didn’t realize how much I needed a “eYeasss!”
Same baby same
Eighl liegh leigh lighh lighh lighh
Drumpf
Drumped
For real man, life was has not been the same without you lol.. always watch old episodes when i'm feelin down and you have no idea how amazing it is to hear from you again. Love you bro and sending love to you and your family. Thanks for everything bro.
Easy there Stan
@@sergiootero5904 I mean i wouldn't say that but i'm mean i'm not a little bitch either so what do i know...
@@shipp2786 you seem very gay
Keep your head up brother!!!! We’ve all been through some shit... your true friends, family, and fans will stand by you forever!! No dentttttttttttttts...
Chris first tour date should be the kemo theatre in Albuquerque.
Albu-qwer-que *
@@heathers6678 haha what
@@pablochavez8539 He was in Albuquerque for a long time shooting a movie (that they ended up cutting him out of) and he would RIP on them on the podcast, called it Albu-qwer-que. So funny. Actually made local their news. 😁
Hahahhah
Nah it should be a children’s hospital
Don’t worry Chris the cult has been functioning well, crops are coming in nicely. Bryan still on landscaping duties.
We have so many log cabins now!!!
Tell Bryan to go inside and do some CHORES
You mean Byron?
@@rustyshack1707 yah that old guy
Can someone tell Bryan he left his underwear in my cabin. Weird old man. I’ll see y’all back at the compound now that dad is back.
Chris with no sponsors “ This is still brought to by me undies I don’t give a fuck what they say” 😂😂
"this is still brought to you by meundies idgaf what they say" HAHAHAHA
Bahahaha
timestamp?
thank you so much for coming back bro
If his next special isn’t called D’Eleted
Im coming out with more allegations
I did not want to like this
Had to.
Hooooly shit that’s genius
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Fucking GENIUS.
I wanna thank Joey diaz he was a real friend giving him advice to come back.
@Đeath Vader kay
@Đeath Vader stop projecting because someone you dislike has more money than you
@Đeath Vader Fart noises.
@Đeath Vader just don't listen to him then
@Đeath Vader you must LOVE getting ratio'd.
You were driven away when we needed you the most. The hole in my life has been filled. Yes, depression is hard to go through but we all can let Silly Goose Time heal us all. Thanks alot dude for having the courage to come back for us. We have been waiting and always had your back.
you're acting like he hadn't done anything wrong and was treated badly. Even he doesn't think that.
@@DenkyManner he had too much sex and cheated on his wife.... There was no pedophilia, the girls hid the truth from him.
"I could nick a bird." Bryan Callen's ears prick up at hearing the word 'bird'.
Outta nowhere, this man just DRUMPS back into his Podcast.
Lmao
On a Friday of all days lol
RING A DING DING BABY. THE HIGH ROLLER IS BACK
I laughed so hard @ 4:04 hahaha 🤣
“I would jump down true” lmao
“This is still brought to you by me undies I don’t care” fucking legend
I literally died bruh 🤣
Came back to watch this, I missed it when it came out. So true man, you dont know what having kid will do to you until it happens. Its eye opening how much you can love something so much that you'd do legitimately anything for. When I was in my 20s I didnt give a shit about anything, loose cannon getting into dumb shit, then i had my son and my whole entire outlook on life changed, it truly is amazing, glad hes helping you get through everything. He came at the perfect time when you were at your lowest to keep you going. Thanks for coming back Chris we all missed you, the wounds will heal it takes time, you'll be ontop of the world again soon your too talented not too. Much love
Glad you're back Chris.
I’m never been so fuckin happy to hear Jeremey renner
S'foreign
Chris said “what more can they take from me” but he forgets that his fans made him and he still has us! glad you’re back Chris
Same
@Zach Ball literally stfu dude
I’ve apparently been living under a rock for the past month... IM SO GLAD YOURE BACK!!!! 😍🙌🏻
This made me genuinely laugh so much and I’m literally on the verge of having a panic attack at my new job. Best distraction ever and glad to see you back!
Screaming “YES!” when he says the wrong shit, is honestly what I’ve missed the most. I would not have expected that lol.
Soooo funny
For real, that was the first time I've actually laughed out loud in a while
That “ Yeesssss” just brought me back
I just read this as he said it, life is beautiful.
I laughed cried. Overcome with joy.
I've missed this podcast so much! So happy to have ya back!
Glad you're back man, having been one of my favourite people to watch and listen to whether it's your comedy or podcast! I hope things stay on the up for you!
Didn't think we'd be back, but here we are
Chank Smith comin for ya neck son
We are officially in a alternate time line boys
At the 40 min mark when he starts talking about his friends abandoning him, damn...shit’s dark. It’s like you can feel his pain and him being hurt by that in your bones, stay strong Chris
Feel the same way. It’s like you can just see and legitimately feel how hurt he is. It’s so sad.
"Friends"
This is why no one likes LA, no real friends exist there
Hell, I was hurt just hearing all his phony friends all start public dissing him before anyone even knew what was up! You don't even have to do actually do anything wrong these days, just have 1 or 2 people say you did and the rest of these cowards immediately distance themselves out of fear that they will also end up being cancelled. It's all gross!
Has Joe Rogan been Spotifyed Hanging out with De'Letes ?
I love how much he loves his son, and I love the way he tells the stories about him lol it’s so cute
So happy you came back! We’re all rooting for you Chris. You guys made one cute kid and can’t wait to hear more about all these adventures ❤️
"Fuck it dude this is still brought to you by MeUndies I dont give a shit what they say" lmfaoooo
Loool
Funniest thing ever said
I cackled
I laughed so hard at this when he said it! 🤣
I died bruh 😂🤣
When Chris fucked his words up, and shouts 'YESS!!!'
I was like, "he's back!!"
@@user-wb7nv9ht1g protective from what?
Me too!!
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK CHRIS!!! Keep your head up and those shoulders WIDE!!
Chris, welcome back man.
Glad you’re physically healthy and back providing content.
Glad you have a healthy family.
Thank you for always being honest and upfront🤙🏼
Listening to this gave me a great feeling of normalcy again. Forgot about everything that happened in 2020 and I was transported back to the good old days. Great to see you back Chris.
Amen
I’ll third that
Yup
Amen, we've all made mistakes in our past and it shouldn't dictate how we live in the future.
“Atleast I don’t have to worry about what I say anymore” absolutely DENT FREE
I love that he's back. F*ck what everyone else says. We love you Chris!
😂😂😂😂
welcome back chris cant wait to hear congrats every week
Glad your back
I've never dropped what I'm doing so quick to watch a pod. I've also never liked something before i even listen. Welcome back, that must of been the hardest podcast you have ever made and it was perfect. Some real talk and a bit of a silly goose time. Please keep them coming
100%
Chris had to take a necessary hiatus, but in the meantime, got to be just a father for a year. That’s a blessing 🙌🏻
So happy he’s back, can’t remember the last time I smiled this big
His kid gonna be made fun of
@@imperialspy805 he’s not like you bro, you’re s’dumb and he’s Cali-Baby The Dentless
100%
glad youre back
Glad y'all are back!!
To be honest Chris, to be truly honest, I think its really important that you continue your podcast.
i cannot describe how much i´ve missed Chris and his podcast. so glad to have him back. x
Same! I'm elated!
Same
Agreed!
Agreed
@@cultureshows8805 shut up you lil pirate
That “fucking not a thing” when talking about his friend being able to feel colors got me
Synesthesia is a real thing tho, but shit had me dead. Kanye claims to have it to
Has to be Theo.
It's real.
prove it
@@ZeranZeran Smoke some DMT and you'll instantly understand why some people are wired differently
Seeing your recovery brings me so much joy. I can't wait for more goosey fun times again. So happy you're back
Its like hearing from a good friend, as if no time has passed.
For real
Just gonna say this, but Chris Delias wife sounds like she is the real hero of this comeback story. What a real one to stick by his side. She must’ve been through a lot also. But, glad to see him back 💖
@@Tsae_Eynak You must not know any millionaires. That means dick.
Yeah as usual the women is the focus
@@Tsae_Eynak his fans are so dumb he doesn't even need to try.
@@Tsae_Eynak I've seen many relationships fall apart and the woman just bounces, and there were no children involved. That's bizarre pie in the sky logic.
@madzub anyone who says ‘cancel’ unironically needs to evaluate their life lol
Glad you came back!! Love the podcast
Glad to have you back. I look forward to the podcast 🖤
All those friends that cut you out of movies... “first to go!”
I am here for a silly goose time and that’s it.
That's all I care about is a silly goose time!
Politics schmolitics and I've been saying that
Here for a silly goose time
We are all here for a silly goose time... Nothing more Nothing Less!
And that's IT dude
S’s what we need
I’m glad you are back! 💪🏼💪🏼
Your awesome man. You've helped me through some tough times as a disable combat vet. But now you can relate even more because I'm here to tell ya, everyone's breaking point, bottom, whatever you wana call it, it's the same for everyone. I wouldn't with it on my worst enemy, but if you come through it, " you will and you have even if you havent realized it just yet". You will appreciate the rough times my man. I know my roughest times when I was living on rock bottom. I stayed thankful, and today I have more value and appreciation for the tough times. Nothing can stop me if depression cant, nothing can stop me if PTSD cant, nothing can stop me, and nothing can stop you. Thank you so much for the laughs, energy and realness you bring to the table. Appreciate ya.
"AND FUCK IT DUDE, THIS IS STILL BROUGHT TO YOU TODAY BY ME UNDIES...." made me spit out m'drink!!!
Chris is back and now everything is absolutely fucking FINE
This makes 2020 worth it
Pandemic over
AHHYESSSSS!
@@riv6580 the pandemic was over 10 months ago when the curve was flattened.. everything else after that has been a ploy
It was the "fuck what they say, this is still brought to you by MeUndies." for me.
Respect for MeUndies👍.
I missed this. Thanks for coming back!
Let’s goo I been sitting here refreshing this page for 9 months now no I can go eat
This dude got canceled, had a child, disappeared for a year and came back looking younger? NOT A DENT!! Welcome back Chris!
You must be legally blind. This guy had no confidence, none. It’s over. I give it a year.
Let’s hope he never messages another minor!!!!!
@@damageman nah
@@timfromm902 allegedly
@@timfromm902 they messaged him and he stopped responding when she said her age.
We were/are/will be here waiting.
Thank you for coming back man
“Fuck it dude this is still brought to you by Me Undies I don’t care what they say” 😂
Best moment of the podcast lol
haven’t gotten there yet but know it’ll be my favorite part
That killed me 🤣
LMFAOOOOOO
Everyone, buy Me Undies so they'd sponsor the log cabin again.
I can not express how happy I feel to heard this fucking podcast. It’s the best feeling ever and I could not be happier that this is finally happening again after 8 months of being away
@God Is good 😕
@God Is good God is fake
Ill be honest you helped me through hard times i had my daughter right around the same time you had your son, and i can relate even more your podcasts are a gift and thank you for being true to who you are love you brotha💙
Love you Chris! Keep on keepin on!
My dad died yesterday. I used to watch the podcast as soon as it dropped, weekly. When i heard the news i immediately went to youtube to get my mind off of it and boom, new congratulations pod. But the amount of time he spends talking about fathers and dying is so much more frequent that like, idk. I should have expected it i guess. What a bittersweet podcast. That aside, its good to hear a familiar voice again. Thanks for the drop Chris.
I'm really sorry about your father. Sometimes yhings come our way for a reason. Maybe the timing of this was just something to help you in your grieving process. Stay strong 🙏
sorry for your loss brother... i can’t imagine how hard that must be
stay strong my friend
That's rough :( Condolences. "Little by little we let go of loss, but never of love"
I'm sorry man. Sending hugs and grace to you and your family
May your dad rest in peace. Sorry for your loss
“anything good on Quibi?”- yeah he’s back
I died. Just said “I’m so glad he’s back”
Hahahahaha
Thank you for getting back with the podcast.
It's SO great to have you back at it!! The log cabin never left my vision board ❤❤❤❤❤
Sorry, how old are you? The cabin is now "adults only" lmao
This podcast is like the close friend you haven’t talked to in forever, and then you reconnect and can pick up right where you left off.
Until he tells you about the FBI case and then you remember why you hadn’t been taking
@@Italianastuff nah, I'm a pretty big fan of the whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing.
IS IT THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??
Yeah a long lost friend you stopped hanging out with cause he tries to finger the kid from next door and keeps popping up to hang out..
Wtytt
"Hey the words fucking jump not drump AHH YES!" Made everything whole again.
hahaha you’re right that was the moment I knew this would be ok
Felt the exact same way lmao it just felt so right 😭 I was dying “EEEEYYESSS”
Same, same.
big fucking truth
@@nicklopez5401 lol and the “last name is Human.....uh” 🤌
So glad you're back!!
I work on Blue's Clues and you're 100% bang on with that observation LOL. I'm glad you're back, Chris!
"fuck it dude this is still brought to you by meundies I dont give a shit what they say"
hahahahahaah
Made me laugh out loud
Frfr lololol
Lmao I wish I hadn't read this before he said it
He's a true leader
The only thing Chris has time for is his family and having a silly goose time
This is the future of “ cancel culture “...as in, the world collectively realizes cancel culture is fucking ridiculous, we’re not China, and we can forgive people. Welcome back, Chris
They uncancelled Nick Cannon real fucking quick.
Yes.
Not China for long*
Fuck "forgiving" people. People need to stop and take a look at them selves before they fuckin judge people and try and ruin their lives. People are so fuckin self righteous these days and i think it comes from selective morality.
@ Slim Moses No shit. I wonder what skeletons they have buried deep in their closets?
I'm so glad you're back, this was soo funny dude I've been waiting for it
I’m so happy you are back!! I’ve missed you!!!
It feels so good to see this guy back! Without fake friends, without fake sponsors! Keep it up dude, you'll figure it out and get out of this stronger!
If there's any justice he'd go to jail.
@@themardybum08 And where's the evidence? Some clout chasing girls who got mad they didn't get what they wanted and made up nonsense to get attention..? Nah
Freddy Jokerz you have every right to be a fan of this dude, regardless of any scandals or allegations that are attached to his name. But that “clout chaser” excuse is getting really old, bud. It’s victim blaming 101, and people need to knock it off.
@@sofab4248 smooth brain. He has receipts he never messaged back after he said bye and she DOESN'T have receipts showing he messaged back after he said bye but she claims he did so yeah shes lying
@@sofab4248 It's not "victim blaming" when the so called victims are the predators.. That phrase you're using is getting really old cuz it's deflection from a very real issue that women are not good people juat because they're women. They can be spiteful and hateful and vicious and vengeful especially when they don't get what they want. It's a fact
We got an “euh”, a “ya know”, an “eh,s”, a “YYYes”, and a Jeremy Renner drop all in one episode. The prodigal son returns.
douglas fairmeadow that’s just your opinion though
And who could forget a chudune, and an all good, but 'heh
@@douglasfairmeadow you're the first to go.
@@douglasfairmeadow he's just came back after 10 months mate, he done really well for his return, give it time.
I'm just glad that he's back, havent laughed this hard in a while 🙂
We all love you! We know you. So glad you’re back! And from one parent to another - huge congrats. 💓 family is everything. 💓
I remember watching this as soon as it came out, and being so fucking happy when I heard that intro music
didnt realize how much i missed the “YYYESSS DUUUDEE”
@@user-wb7nv9ht1g hahahahaha wowwww. So who do you find funny?
@@user-wb7nv9ht1g comedy is subjective. Just because you don’t find it funny, doesn’t mean you have to shit on people who do find it funny. Also, your name makes me think that you have a twisted sense of humour anyway
I just found this guy and this podcast today and let me just say... finally, a podcast with no ads! So refreshing.
do we tell him
@@TT-ff3nt let’s just let this one go LOL
🤣mmmno dents
@@TT-ff3nt haha no.
Good time to start...
Great to hear Congratulations again. You were sorely missed around our work place.
Glad your back Chris. Your fans need you.
I was getting concerned untill he couldn't get the word "jump" out.
And with one YYYYEES!..I knew..
He's back.
was great
“Drump” 😂😂💀
He just had to shake the cobwebs off...
EeeeeeeeYES!
He’s back my life is now complete
Weirdo
No he aint!
@@ordinarypete 😘
@UCFUzbmFeKybLEqRYwCZyEmg alleged, doesn’t mean he actually did it 🤦♂️
Yikes
Glad to have you back:) missed the content. Had a really good laugh, it’s been too long
So glad that your back!