Go Bald and Die (178) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 18 мар 2021
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On today's episode Chris talks about Love Island, Dogecoin and Depends. He also explains how to cut your own hair, his newfound love of Tom Brady, and what it's like to be Santa Claus.
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This whole thing took Chris's comedy perspective to another level. Self deprecation was the final infinity stone for him.
Self depreciation lol
@David Higgins omg this made me die 🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE THANOS OF COMEDY. HOLY SHIT.
Yeah, D'Elia was never once self deprecating before all of this. It's an entirely new personality facet! People just make up whatever the fuck sounds good at the moment now
@David Higgins I really depreciate it.
honestly, i might like the podcast even more now. chris doing his thing being silly with sudden glimpses of his newly tormented soul poking through is objectively hilarious. hate to see him going through it, but “my son doesn’t cry man, but i dooo. every single day at least once a day” is hilarious
@@ChichiNaka zero charges. yumad4
He never raped anyone.
@@ChichiNaka lmao what are you talking about & what are you doing here 💀
@@ChichiNaka go away this is log cabin culture ya kuda
SAME!!!!
It’s funny cuz he just said in the last episode that when guys start singing that means they’re going to cry 😆
“Equal opportunity, I don’t want to get cancelled... again!” 😆
2019 D'Elia "Let's start a cult baby!"
2021 D'Elia "You ever do a puzzle?"
that’s because he started one, look at us. still supporting him after everything 😌
You ever piss in your bed as an adult? But also do you ever do a puzzle?
“I don’t wanna get canceled again” Lmfaoo damn I’m so glad he’s back. This is the energy we all needed in 2021.
bulletproof
That shit was so funny when he said it
Going bald is the only thing guys have to worry about.... unless you're famous but...
Im glad Chris has been staying sane throughout everything and now he’s just pissing the bed
😅
Man this ultra self-aware Chris is hilarious on another level.
Still can’t believe you’re back 🤝
Still can’t believe Fantano gave me a six
stop following me foo 🤣
Why are you everywhere bro, not complaining it’s just we have the same interests
@@pildp1 huah
We shall see how long it last 😂😂😂😂😂 his Netflix special 🤦🏼♂️😂😂😂😅😅😅😂
You can tell he’s a lot more comfortable doing this episode then the last one. YYYYYYESSS, I’m here for a silly goose times dude
This guy cheated on his wife who had a baby？ that’s pretty disgusting
@@drewbooFPV yea well people glorify rappers for being in gangs, shooting people and doing every single drug in the book, then when they overdose everyone gets all sad saying how they were a goat and a legend. So what Chris got some extra puss, the whole world is fucked up
Just about to say that myself, So glad he's for real back now.
He has a weird mental breakdown around the 20 minute mark as he remembers why he's sponsor-poison.... But yes, Totally Normal™
@@CartoonishVillainy I dunno man, I'd say less mental breakdown, more owning it.
Most people don’t know this, but the boring life RIPS.
Elan in da houuuuse
Great job Chris! Happy you are doing well!
M'kay
Diane Smith um, that’s not Chris you’re replying to. It’s the above initial commenter.
Fuckinnnnn RRRRRRRIPPPPSSS!!! Married 9 years. A 5 year old. 2 dogs and a house. Y’know what I do at the weekend? Fffffuckin NOTHIN
"This is not even a comedy bit" *dead ass stare straight into the camera*
Me: laughing my ass off.
I'm letting all the ads play in order to prevent any dents. 💯
I love finding shiny new podcasts! Who is this guy?!
Lol... good to see you support him grandmaster 🙏
@@yehheapsmadaybut you’re talkin out your ass dude lmao
You could skip them and still....
Wouldn't make a dennnnnnnttttt!
@@MexicansLoveMeh amen
Him being ultra self-aware now is taking this podcast to the next level “i use to do sitcoms” 😂😂😂😭😭
It cut there because he probably started crying.
I had to relisten twice but when i got it started dying
@@yootoob8438 same
Not anymore
"The kid doesn't cry man, I DO! At least once a day." I think Theo has even more competition.
When he started whisper singing it killed me 💀💀💀
Words cannot express how happy I am that Chris is back. He’s more humbled now and his humor is even more relatable than ever
Comments like this make me cringe....hard
@MachineGunGlenny and here's another corny
Ass comment smh
@@SquillyWonka Lol it’s just a youtube comment buddy
@@laureng9797 a RUclips comment that is corny asf
@@SquillyWonka It’s gonna be okay
"Hey depends do you wanna sponsor this podcast OHHHHHYEEEAAAAAHHHHH" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I forgot”
Dude I'm dying
the deconstruction of your ego and how its made you vunerable and even more relatable is pretty rad. Chris D'Elia 2.0 is dope
You’re easily manipulated. Congrats.
Your lil Cali guy is so lucky to have you! He’s going to be able to say his dad was a badass for facing his shit and not giving up. Went through recovery for my own stuff. You become what you hate, hate what you become, but then life in the other side of the struggles is joy and freedom you never thought you’d experience . Love seeing you own it while still keeping us laughing! It’s rad to see you let us into your world. You are likely connecting to people on a deeper level than you even know. You were talented then, you’re talented now. Keep it moving! ✌🏼
Simp
Cringe
Chris drinks a coffee before bed and wonders why he wakes up to pee in the middle of the night...
XD I hope he sees this.
He doesn’t wake up. He’s gonna piss the bed
Love that your back but your bangs look like shit😂😂
He secretly enjoys pissing himself which is actually the reason why he drinks the coffee in the first place
I don’t drink coffee before bed and I still get up in the middle of the night to piss. What the fuck?!
I’ve never been more proud of someone that I’ve never met in my entire life.
Same. I’m so happy he’s back and firing on all syllables.
I feel this 💯💪🏼
What about your great Grandma ? Damn 😂
For what? Being a huge puzzy and hiding for a year? If he didnt do anything wrong why did he let them win? Bryan Callen did what he should have. If ifs not true why TF would you hide
@@thedonofthsht76-58 hey hater he explained why already, so move along.
Anyone else think Chris has been humbled a bit by what's happened? He's also slightly insane but in a hilarious way. The "oh yeeeeeaaaah, I forgot" had me howling 🤣🤣🤣
hes in big trouble and he is fucked
@@liquidsunshine697 couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
@@liquidsunshine697 He's not in trouble. He had receipts on those messages. It's a year later. Is he doing this from prison, then?
@@randallw3099 some of those girls were sneaky b\tches. some of them got exposed too. One cut out part of her screen shot where she tried to message Chris telling him she's legal and DTF, but Chris kept the receipts for her dents.
As a single dad it is really nice hearing you talk about your son like you do. Makes me happy to see the love in your eyes. I recognize it.
This dude is gonna reach a new level of funny because of all this it humbled him back down
Was never funny worse than bert and tom.
@@jeffedwards823 shut up Jeffrey.
jeff edwards agree with him being far inferior to Tom but dude, Bert!? Really? Dudes been living off the same story with the same gimmick and has yet to do anything special besides being the silly fat alcoholic
@@Gooberthicc You have to admit that they are all just grifters,not BURR,MACDONALD,GAFFIGEN,CHAPPELLE,but Rogan and crew dont make smart people laugh,and I agree Bert is the worst.
@@jeffedwards823 "Rogan and crew don't make smart people laugh" -dude who can't grasp the concept of preference. Yeaah okay, bud lol
Ok just hit play, but who else wants to hear Chris call out all the ex friends and people in the biz
Too soon unfortunately:(
Well we know that ball bag schaub wont be one of the ex friends because he let us know all the time he spoke to chris every day.
Nah.. here for a silly goose time :)
@@EmbraceTheD That podcast turned to dog shit anyway, look at the state of TFATK.
@@RumblerGaming just like when eben left hotboxin and it went to shit, that’s what happen to tfatk when Callen left.
Some of the best moments of Chris' podcasts is hearing Kristin laughing in the background. We love us some Kristin.
Thank you for this.. your saving my life. I'm going threw similar stuff and my moms passing away in front of me just my whole life blowing up in my face, this podcast, your words as of late saved my life. From one Chris to another, thank you. God bless, I'm backing you as long as I stay a float oveer here man.
32:44 same.. fuck.
I’m all in for Chris’s silly goose nervous breakdown. That Depends sponsor shit was hilarious. I love how there was a need to edit the end of that part.
"Ohhhh yeahhhh i forgot" 😂😂😂😂
He’s so honest he sneak disses himself .... & I’m here for a silly goose time & that’s it
Thank you for your service brotha
people will tell you who they are.
I’ve also gone through this “self awareness” during covid and find your journey spot on. Plus you’re my favorite comedian which makes it twice as great
You can’t cancel the youngest man alive, he lives too long
“I don’t wanna get cancelled again”😭😭😭😭 major lol
Hahahah that killed me
💀
Omg hahahahaha 😂
@@gonzothegreat1317 he does tho? He is trying to change himself. Idiot
@@gonzothegreat1317 He's literally only guilty of being a fuckboy.
"its the only thing guys have to worry about in life...unless your famous." He's so subtle with that and has reached a new peak. This is amazing
You're
@@Peter.Sky.Walker Y’AR*
@@Peter.Sky.Walker dam u so smart
Keep doing what you're doing man. It's great having you back. You opening up to us and hearing about how much your kid has changed your life and how much you love him. It's amazing dude. I hope all is well with you and you keep pushing through madude!
I’m so glad he’s back. Really helps my mental state tbh 🙏🏽❤️ It’s been a rough year. One day at a time!
Chris' old bit about his kid seeing him cry at 3 in the afternoon comes full circle lol
This needs more likes lmao
Ok, I'm gonna grow up to kill people now
I thought the exact same thing as soon as Chris said it! "Does your Dad also watch a movie and cry, and tell you to go to bed at 3:00 pm?" 😂😂 I love this comedian... Still my absolute favorite comedian, sir. 👌
Chris may have some demons, but he is definitely a Good Dad.
"Hi dad I'm heew now wha do I do?"
I've been down, depressed, shitty...and you're podcast is just about the only thing that makes me smile
Preach 🙌🏻
Me too. It’s the smallest things that can give light in life.
Expect a DM
@Tom Foolery Calm down lol, im going to get chris hansen in here
Keep your chin up girl. If you're struggling ask God for strength
Around 20:00 "ohhh yeeaaahhhh" I almost died laughing. I've missed you so much, Chris.
I’m glad he can laugh at himself and still be a silly goose after all he went through this past year. Thank you for doing the pod Chris!
“Equal opportunity I get it, I don’t want to get cancelled again”
This is why you’re the best Chris. We’re so happy to have you back :)
chris now has the emptiness that all my fav comics have
Right😁...😔
😅 His carefree nature always grated on me.
Going through it right now. Feels so good knowing there's someone who thinks like I do. Love you Chris!
Chris you make my day, I’m so happy you’re back !!
"I thought I was strong but instead, I'll die" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
(Under his breath) “I used to do sitcoms”
I lost it ! 😂😂
immediately followed by a cut lol
Good to have you back Chris. Keep making these and I’ll keep watching! 😊
I AM SOO GLAD YOU’RE BACK I WAS SCREAMINGGG laughing during this episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You’re really just gonna piss the bed? And I’m like YYUUUPPPP!”
“Santa”... *point point winkwink* 😂😭
The first dude to say "I don't wanna get cancelled again."
S’arrogant... you gonna cancel me? BYE
That shit made me laugh 😂
I thought the exact same thing when he said it but only now though about it in more detail. I think you're actually right. Fuckin' hell, ah? No one even talks about it after it happens to 'em. Well, Kevin Spacey did it. Not the best outcome.
@@ludakriss9094 you’re right as far as I know, which isn’t much. Well, Louis C.K. Did it in his special. I love it.
Louis CK
I gave a thumbs up as soon as Chris sang his crying everyday song. That was brutal.
Brutal yes, but jesus christ hilarious. A whisper banger. The commitment was real.
Good having you back Chris
Chris returning might be the greatest thing in 2021. Really brightens up my week.
I really wish that at the end when Chris stood up he was just wearing his depends already 😂
Bahaha same!!
Still has the hottest fans 🤣🤣
That would have been so fucking funny
Dying from laughter👻☠️🤣😂😅
Me'undies
Silly goose level steadily rising.. he's back boys we did it.
This episode is insanely good on so many levels 👏
:)
These podcasts are for me what Love Island was for you! Please never stop.
Love seeing you back!
You can tell he's quite broken by all this. Good on him for having the courage to come back.
You are a disgrace
@@michaelhowardrosskrh74 shut up john
Good on u for standing up to ur big brer
@@jamiemcclure9223 thank you mate, do you have any chicken?
@@sandorclegane3658 halal meats only ma chavvie! Sandor on top non stop
“I used to do sitcoms” (sips water) 😂💀 I felt that 🥴. Glad you’re back.
Do you have a timestamp for that?
@@hugoankarcrona572 29:40
@@nelsonrosario2959 thanks bud
I'm stoked you're back🙌🙌🙌
Welcome back! Really missed you all these months
Cancelled Chris is going to be a nemesis in the comedy scene now.
Tim Dillon is punching the air
There are a lot of his "comedy friends" sweating right now...😂
hes the man, doesnt need fake ass friends, glad hes back and gonna kill it
Why is this not top comment😭
@@KoriePrince Didn''t he defend him?
Gotta say, this emotional 'cry every day Chris' is really relatable man. Really needed you back.
For real. Brutal and dark honesty hidden in a silly goose time.
Loving this. Whatever it is. Thanks for talking, Chris.
So inspirational to see you back at it
Girls can't cut their hair... I mean they can... I don't wanna get canceled again!!! Hahahahaa
Love it!
life quit rippin' for a bit without this podcast not gonna lie
My life rips shirt was hanging in the closet and i thought the same thing, but alas, now life rips once again and the shirt is back on dude!
I had to rewatch all his specials in order 3-4 times to get me by.
Lol then you should start
welcome back!!!!!!!!!! Sooo good to see you again!
I'm so glad he's back, and it's great to see he's taken the time to learn and humble himself.
"The cry once a day" song was so sad and so funny at the same time
That was probably a legitimate therapeutic release.
This. Was. Gold.
respect points maxed out.. broke respectometer record bc it was at max capacity (max capasst) already
"I'm all-in in this boring life." That shit hits you in the chest man.
love you brotha! glad to see your dealing with these hard times w a smile
Delia’s got his mojo back this episode. Sounding good! Getting that confidence in his voice again!
“I’m not even bothered!” Sings song - love island
“I cry every day” sings songs - Chris
Damn dude I’m glad you got through it
Good to have you back man!
Man respect to you. You took the time off and came back like a gentleman
Our man’s looking like Velma from Scooby Doo over here.
hahahahaha ! im dyin
If Shaggy and Velma had the youngest kid ever born.
Top comment right here, you win already sir 😂
It's like Velma and Shaggy shagged or sumpthin, ju kno?
or like a prison inmate going to jail for smashing a minxr
“You piss in depends- it’s like you’re not pissin.” -Delia 2021
All men go through this ,its called growing up .I did it in my mid 20s
I feel like he's gave up on life when he's talking about pissing his pants....I buy those for my 86 year old mother
diaper sponsorship bags inbound
Depends need to sponsor the pod
Glad to have you back, keep moving and growing brother.
I love you - having you back is amazing
They can’t cancel you Chris. Keep doing the podcasts. We will watch. We’re rooting for you.
The “I do” after saying he cries everyday... so funny but also. Healing is so hard man.
It’s s’obvious what he’s sayin.
Love you Chris! Keep it up man. We missed you.
Thank you so much for this!!!!
Me: "Is Chris D'Elia really back?"
Chris D'Elia: "Well, it depends..."
This killed me... good job😅
YES DUDE. When he went "OH YEAAAAHHHH I FORGOT" i could feel the delia spirit was finally present.
Love that you’re back
Not gonna lie, every time there’s a cut in the podcast I low key think they cut out the part where he goes on nervous break down.
Top comebacks of all time
3. Jordan
2. Magic Johnson
1. Chris Delia
You can do anything if magic made it
jordan with the slayam
@@KodyXXVll chon Kemp is the best player in NBA
As long as this podcast exists I will listen.
I like this Chris. Crying’ Chris is actually more relatable than ever before! Keep it up! You’re healing buddy!
how many times I opened YT looking for his return...glad ur back!
“Sometimes you cry in the car, sometimes you cryin’ at home!” Bars.
I like how he casually started unpacking like mid podcast
I’m crying in the shower
I love that Chris is working on himself at the same time that he is consciously deciding to start pissing the bed.
@@lousassle2327 rent free
The hardest I’ve laughed in a super long time. Thanks Chris. Holy shit your the youngest funniest man! Had to pull over so I didn’t crash 😂
Waited along time to hear from you and I'm glad your back, I need your podcasts on backpacking tRIPS
I really hope Chris is now like Tim Dillion just zero fucks, say what you want, your not tied down to anyone or answer to anyone now. I’m really looking forward to a more “Unfiltered” Chris.
YES OR YES! Haha agreed
He should just focus on the craft and forget wanting to be in movies or shows, even if they're just favors. Understandably it's probably hard to pass on a paycheck but that's what my boss Mrs. Dillon says
D’Elia / Dillon collab plzzzzz
@@pareja90210 Dillon's only advice is to just not listen to any body's advice. Do what you want. Delia has said he always wanted to make people laugh, be an action movie star, and make a billion dollars
I agree but this here is nothing, NOTHING! Compared to Tim. And I love Chris.
“I’m the Elon Musk of pissing pants”
Thank God you’re back brother!!
😅😅😅
Love this and so glad you’re back
Sooo glad you’re back
“Depends, why don’t you sponsor this pod.... OH YEEEEAH!” That’s comedy gold... and brutally honest
Dude the face he made for a minute straight haha
Self-awareness is the key to getting past some sort of controversy
I laughed my ass off
@@dhulfiqara same lol
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