Battle cats Start: fun, fast,funny Mid :pain, coping, a burst of excitement End: masochism, numb to all excitement, and knowing that your to far into the game to stop
Empire of Cats: *Kill a doge and a flying face* Into the Future: *Kill a blue doge and a mutant floating blue alien without face* Cat on the Cosmos: *Kill a blue doge with a star and the giant God of all the cats* Stories of Legends: *So you want Ururun Wolf? To bad, you need to complete more 21 chapters with ultra buffed enemies*
Ahhhh.... I remember the good old days where i traded any new cat for xp, absolutely dreading every encounter with le boin and getting my ass kicked by bunbun, and I didn't get a viable uber until into the future chapter 3 lol
I remember when i got Miko Mitama in EoC and Togeluga, i thinked "They're so weak, why are they ubers?" (I didn't upgraded them to lvl10 because not enough XP). And after some weeks i uninstalled and forgot the code of my account ,_,
Wow, that must've been intense. You know, usually you don't trade new cats, no matter how shitty they are. Its just the rule of thumb. Later in the game, they can be useful for UR. Eventually it starts getting really hard to get your user rank up, and all those poor innocent cats that you brutally traded could have went a long way. You know, since you seem kind of like a beginner, I'll give you a few tips. The first tip I will give you is that you should never trade new cats. We kind of already went over this topic, but I feel like it is necessary to mention it again. The second tip is to never spend cat food on non guaranteed events. I have done this many times, in a matter of fact, one time I spent 15,000 cat food in a sad attempt to get dark Kasli. I highly regret it, please don't ever do it. You will regret it. Rare cat tickets can be used whenever, preferably for pools with a higher uber drop rate, such as uberfest, epicfest, or superfest. These pools have a 4-5% higher drop rate for an uber. Now, this may not seem like a lot, but it goes a long way. All ubers are pretty good early game. My third and final tip is to keep dupes of units that do massive damage, are strong against, tough against, ext. It isn't necessary to keep units that have freeze or barrier breaker since boosting them won't help them. Good luck, young battle cats player:)
Wow soup, this is incredible. I can see you took the feedbacks and applied them in this video. The humour you used transitioned seemlessly from being informative. Nice little texts were also added to make the video more entertaining. Good job soup, I enjoyed the video. Keep it up!
This game, is very similar to Irl. The early of our life, we guarded by Mom and Dad, playing with friend together, and the life is easier because Mom and Dad help. in mid of our life, we must working so hard, for making money, married for getting a good offspring, but stuck in household problem, and trying for keep alive, from accident... in end of our life, when old age catches us, we're sick, became pretty weak, don't have any job again, all that's left is only Suffer, but we're struggling for keep alive until actual death... When in battle cats, we think this game is just a easy game, after we're stronger, we do Into the future, stories of legend, or other stage, but always stuck in the stage.. When we in Uncanny Legend, Every "Animal/Enemies" who you think easy, now became suffer bringer, make you want to delete battle cats, but struggling for clearing the stage, and success for clearing the game Be brave, be careful, and be kind, everyone. The old ge, or accident, still watching us. Same in battle cats, the bad luck, stronger enemies, and disappointment watching us..
The 3 types of bc players: 1:the noob:Only uses normal cat. Poor cat. 2:pro:has ubers and uses it to win 3:really noob:using AI,hack or other things to win
Here's my version Noob:needs to use Ubers to win Pro: does not need Ubers to get far in the game Ultra trash stupid noob stupider than any noob ever:uses hacks or seed tracking to win
Great video! Here’s some advice: put some background music and other funny small edits. Also increase your voice volume a little bit. Also also put a more enthusiastic tone. You kill lowkey sound like youre doing a class presentation. Best of luck m8
thumbnail : cat crying the video : using gachas, getting treasures, ubercarry or not ubercarry and pros and cons,using ads to get cat food and the five stages of grief using ads, going through different chapters, doing legend stages, the real lesson
Early battle cats: defeat some dogs with these cats Late battle cats: kill God with heavy military vehicles, monsters, and scantily dressed anime girls
The thing that kept me going is the existential crisis I'm getting when I am rolling but you cannot stop because you surprisingly found out a better pool is coming soon and now you need to farm
I love how the next video was a cheat video so it was like: I finally realized the real life lesson battle cats have been teaching us all along... CHEATS
i still remember the days of pain in my early stages in playing this game -didn't get a single uber until after EOC3, also never being able to save up for 750 rolls because patience was non-existent -was too stupid to search up any guides so relied on own self to beat levels -being stuck at early stages of stories of legend and using lots of catfood(cat god+revivals) in order to beat EOC3 and many others ah, the good old days.
Same I won chapter 3 and into the future chapter 1 moon it carried me as well mekako carried me a lot also megidora carried me through chapter 1 due to the boss being floating which I was gonna use a continue but I didn't need to I had 3 Uber's then
None pf my friends understand why i even play this game after 3 years. When i wanted to get them in the game they just stoped after eoc 1 moon or didn't grinded treasures even if i told them because they find it boring.
i discovered battle cats through a bunch of ads i found annoying, so i decided to just install it to see if it would stop giving me ads abot it. now im addicted.
start : just put some cats mid game: meatshield the ubers end game: I HAVE 1000 CATS BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO FINISH THIS LEVEL . I HAVE TO TIME THIS CAT PERFECTLY
i love how the 5 stages of grief backwards acronym spells "AD BAD"
They are
Spelled forward is dab da
Damn... That would have been one God tier joke
@@Souptasta lol
Time stamp please?
Battle cats
Start: fun, fast,funny
Mid :pain, coping, a burst of excitement
End: masochism, numb to all excitement, and knowing that your to far into the game to stop
Idk man I'm in Uncanny Legends and I'm still having fun
i’m just wondering if battle cats multiplayer will be a thing or no
@@type2936 I think that would be hard to balance
@@type2936 Mate, it already exists in both the 3DS and Switch version of the game, check it out if ya want to....
@@tichomeddeler2706 oh yeah, It was quite a long time ago but aight
“You sacrifice the weak cats in order to protect the stronger cats otherwise known as America” Fantastic line
First
first
That line and his delivery reminded me of Casually Explained
The weak cats are not cats they are meat sheilds
Me to my wall cats telling them to defend my cutter cat
"To uber carry or not to uber carry, that is the question"
*- Shakespeare*
Legend carry
I do both
glitch pokemon why u here lol
Kaza jizo, nek-0 fortres and volta go bbrrrrrrrr
I choose uber carrry IF I HAD ANY GOOD UBERS
8:08 There’s basically no life lesson to learn in Battle Cats. Maybe because you need a life in order to have a life lesson.
I think the lesson is that a cat is just a cat
@@SCP-up4ot I thought the joke was that I was nothing and the meaning of life is nothing as well
The lesson was ads guys lol
Ah icic
@@superking5586 hello
I remember when I used to be non-Uber carry. But ever since I got Mitama, things have never been the same
same with me except baby gao instead of mitama
and ponos decides to make female ubers more hotter than before (well uh)
@@type2936 *cough *cough (galaxy gals, girls and monsters, gals of summer)
@@skeet1035 Pai-Pai TF....
Same for me except I got baby bwoy darktanyan
Empire of cats: Start by killing doges, End by killing a flying buffed teacher.
ItF : Start by killing a blue, mutated tentacle doge - Killing a raging, blue, mutated Elder Dragon that travels 5 times faster.
Start be like: fight doge
End be like: beat up a 20 year old man
I thought bun bun was a gigantic bee
Empire of Cats: *Kill a doge and a flying face*
Into the Future: *Kill a blue doge and a mutant floating blue alien without face*
Cat on the Cosmos: *Kill a blue doge with a star and the giant God of all the cats*
Stories of Legends: *So you want Ururun Wolf? To bad, you need to complete more 21 chapters with ultra buffed enemies*
@@Ryu0526 I think bun bun is a bunny for some reason
Soup went from like 1K to 9K in 1 month, that’s incredible
🎵9k on RUclips never done before man passed all the competition man Lucas LV is next🎵
@Kevin Sibi herchrist*
Yea! He has so many subs immediatly.
Yeah! (Also have heracrist lul)
Why tf am I starting to think souptasta is xskull
battle cats hacked in a nutshell: gambling addiction
Also hacked battle cats:
Not being able to update the game
Also hacked, when your done using your cat food and xp, you can only get to chapter 3 moon
Also hacked: draining any excitement out of getting an uber in normal battle cats
@@helloyonie3149 you can update but you need a the person you got it from to update it
@@helloyonie3149 GameGuardian users:
*I have no such weakness*
4:26 my heart is on fire by watching that T^T
Same lmao
I have no words for that scene but, it makes my brain malfunction
"I finally found the lesson battle cats has been teaching us all along"
*video ends*
"the battle cats experience" - this is brilliant.
"Basically, battle cats" - but I like this.
I found this game by searching “cat games”
How is the game going ?
@@thesuperdoge2476 oh you know, chilling in COTC 2
@@albinocat i haven't even touched cotc 1
@@vannshen4148 alright time for report
I can tell you like cats
Soup: sells a Mitama
*everybody cringed at that*
At least he got content from it. But was it really worth it
@@AbsoluteWarlord1 no he just pressed the button , cut the recording, moved his finger off from the button, and then kept the cat
me too
@@AbsoluteWarlord1 nvm he actually sold it
Uggggh mad me so mad
7:00 damn you forgot that one guy that i dont even remember the name of because he is so forgettable. Can we get an f in the chat.
f
F
f
I just realized that he did. F
Lil nyandam and f
Chances of getting a cat
5̶%̶ 0% Uber
2̶5̶%̶ 0% Super RAre
6̶5̶%̶ 100% Rare
OH i roll 5 times and get 5 rare :D
5+ 25+ 65 is 95 xd
Mitama: I’m the best uber in the game
Jizo’s true form: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
People usually use emperor chornos more in uncanny legends also have you ever seen anyone use jizos true form
Jizo true form is good for tanky enemies
Nothing else
@@JasaKizo Okay
@@aheadsounds2522
I have both
yay m
*woman
superfest: starts
me: looks at the add button for free cat food
my eyes: don't you dare
Battle cats taught me a live-saving lesson : always save ketfud for guaranteed rolls
this man just went through the 5 stages of grief in a mobile game
Hi TEmmIe
Ahhhh.... I remember the good old days where i traded any new cat for xp, absolutely dreading every encounter with le boin and getting my ass kicked by bunbun, and I didn't get a viable uber until into the future chapter 3 lol
I remember when i got Miko Mitama in EoC and Togeluga, i thinked "They're so weak, why are they ubers?" (I didn't upgraded them to lvl10 because not enough XP). And after some weeks i uninstalled and forgot the code of my account ,_,
No u
Wow, that must've been intense. You know, usually you don't trade new cats, no matter how shitty they are. Its just the rule of thumb. Later in the game, they can be useful for UR. Eventually it starts getting really hard to get your user rank up, and all those poor innocent cats that you brutally traded could have went a long way. You know, since you seem kind of like a beginner, I'll give you a few tips. The first tip I will give you is that you should never trade new cats. We kind of already went over this topic, but I feel like it is necessary to mention it again. The second tip is to never spend cat food on non guaranteed events. I have done this many times, in a matter of fact, one time I spent 15,000 cat food in a sad attempt to get dark Kasli. I highly regret it, please don't ever do it. You will regret it. Rare cat tickets can be used whenever, preferably for pools with a higher uber drop rate, such as uberfest, epicfest, or superfest. These pools have a 4-5% higher drop rate for an uber. Now, this may not seem like a lot, but it goes a long way. All ubers are pretty good early game. My third and final tip is to keep dupes of units that do massive damage, are strong against, tough against, ext. It isn't necessary to keep units that have freeze or barrier breaker since boosting them won't help them. Good luck, young battle cats player:)
@@annec.1881 thanks i will "definitely" take your advice into consideration
@@warioman9116 thanks good:))
"you can choose the uber carry or the non-uber carry, but personally i choose the legend carry" -Souptasta 2020
I also legend carry, cause i got emperor cat lol
@@fireflightphoenix8710 i legend carry with gaia, imagine not having insane dmg vs all traits
Unlike ubercarry and non ubercarry legend carry’s are actually good at battle cats
Legend rares don't exist. I don't believe in them.
@@viprix3583 I don’t believe in you
I enjoy watching these videos. You really go into depth of how you will feel playing battle cats.
Ponos: *let’s make a limit for the amount of ads you can watch so this joke is no longer one*
Wow soup, this is incredible. I can see you took the feedbacks and applied them in this video. The humour you used transitioned seemlessly from being informative. Nice little texts were also added to make the video more entertaining. Good job soup, I enjoyed the video. Keep it up!
Me: *screaming because i got a really good uber*
Also me: *barely even uses it*
Same
2:59 "while he can speedrun levels, he also speedruns his death"💀
I finally realized what battle cats teaches us ENDS VIDEO
Yeah that's pretty much the joke
Basically, all goes more or less smoothly until gestalt, decay
True true
unless you lucked out and got Jizo
Poor soup, when he said 4 depression he said, "what's new?"
1:10
me a chad who didnt start using meat shields properly until the great abyss itf 1
6:11 i especially thought that it was creative when the boss for the aku altars moon is just the dark priest mamon, but bigger
xD
This game, is very similar to Irl. The early of our life, we guarded by Mom and Dad, playing with friend together, and the life is easier because Mom and Dad help. in mid of our life, we must working so hard, for making money, married for getting a good offspring, but stuck in household problem, and trying for keep alive, from accident... in end of our life, when old age catches us, we're sick, became pretty weak, don't have any job again, all that's left is only Suffer, but we're struggling for keep alive until actual death...
When in battle cats, we think this game is just a easy game, after we're stronger, we do Into the future, stories of legend, or other stage, but always stuck in the stage.. When we in Uncanny Legend, Every "Animal/Enemies" who you think easy, now became suffer bringer, make you want to delete battle cats, but struggling for clearing the stage, and success for clearing the game
Be brave, be careful, and be kind, everyone. The old ge, or accident, still watching us. Same in battle cats, the bad luck, stronger enemies, and disappointment watching us..
chill slimass
2:16 Souptasta: “Bahamut usually attacks the weaker units” Also Bahamut cat: “attacks the stronger black doge”
when i started im still not that far i just had no empathy or remorse i was to busy drooling over about me taking over the world
“It’s fun tho”
-my friend when he was losing to uncanny legends
So this video is 90% sharing your depression and 10% actually battle cat contends
That is Battle cats
This whole video gives me Casually Explained vibes and I LOVE it.
5:18 if you were a bit curious, you would know you can get cat foods and rare tickets from other games made by Ponos
Crazed cat when you fight it : 5,000,000 power
Crazed cat when you get it : *1 power*
Yo the sub count is OVER 9000!!!! Congrats :D
"you gain the knowlege of meat sheilding witch is sacrificing weaker cats to help tronger ones"-souptasta 2020
As soon as souptasta mentions pain I get an ad called HOUSE OF PAYNE.
5:41 if you read the acronym from down to up it spells
A D B A D
insert illumanati music
4:53
Wdym using ads in only Into the future?
I already watched 250 ads all at once to get cat food in chapter 2 of EoC
Also have you realized that his save code is covered with a crying pepe
The 3 types of bc players:
1:the noob:Only uses normal cat. Poor cat.
2:pro:has ubers and uses it to win
3:really noob:using AI,hack or other things to win
Here's my version
Noob:needs to use Ubers to win
Pro: does not need Ubers to get far in the game
Ultra trash stupid noob stupider than any noob ever:uses hacks or seed tracking to win
The life lesson... was that you need more ads to fund rare cat capsules for anti-Relic ubers.
Great video! Here’s some advice: put some background music and other funny small edits. Also increase your voice volume a little bit. Also also put a more enthusiastic tone. You kill lowkey sound like youre doing a class presentation. Best of luck m8
Thanks for the feedback 👍
Why is this so god damn true
7:51 I"m personally an Australian and this is funny.
2:40 guess I'm a baby who can solve a calculus equation then
"I realized the truth battle cats has been trying to teach us all along.............."
*Ends video*
Lol
Poor Moneko
She doesnt sing so bad
thumbnail : cat crying
the video : using gachas, getting treasures, ubercarry or not ubercarry and pros and cons,using ads to get cat food and the five stages of grief using ads, going through different chapters, doing legend stages, the real lesson
Last time I saw a battle cats vid battle cats still wasn’t about muscular dragons
that mitama sell actually just made my soul leave my body
Idk what I'm here for but I want a chance to get a pin and a heart
Damn I lost it.
Hey who cares if u didnt get the pin You got a heart :D
:)
Oh my god too much likes from 6 minutes lol xd
Well i got the heart
I’ve been playing this game for probably a year and I still haven’t even unlocked bahamut cat
Ponos: you thought bun bun in chapter 3 was hard he comes the real fisting in uncanny legends
Exp is an acronym. It stands for execution points.
- sans
Can you pin this comment
nice
Yes he did
AMONG US VIDEO
999IQ Impostor!
The Best Impostor Ever?!
ruclips.net/video/qXOLUFMchRc/видео.html
lol nice
I sir brick battle say you lucky
2:07 Too Relatable
Early battle cats: defeat some dogs with these cats
Late battle cats: kill God with heavy military vehicles, monsters, and scantily dressed anime girls
6:21 cat god, cat god, and cat god.
*haha cat god go brrr*
This IS actually the first time I see my user rank highter than one of my youtubers xD
Very nice vid. You've just gained a New sub :3
The thing that kept me going is the existential crisis I'm getting when I am rolling but you cannot stop because you surprisingly found out a better pool is coming soon and now you need to farm
The real lesson all along:
*ad plays
In the stories of legend overview: Li'l Ny "wtf I'm not that bad"
1:57 I get that she’s kind of weak but it’s your only crit unit when starting so you’ll probably have to use it for metal hippoes
I love how the next video was a cheat video so it was like:
I finally realized the real life lesson battle cats have been teaching us all along... CHEATS
probably people and me: has an uber that cant carry but upgrades strats by 10x
“Sacrificing weak cats to help your more powerful ones .... otherwise known as america”💀
1 Denial
2 anger
3 bargaining
4 depression
5 acceptance
Want like the 5 steps of greif
i still remember the days of pain in my early stages in playing this game
-didn't get a single uber until after EOC3, also never being able to save up for 750 rolls because patience was non-existent
-was too stupid to search up any guides so relied on own self to beat levels
-being stuck at early stages of stories of legend and using lots of catfood(cat god+revivals) in order to beat EOC3
and many others
ah, the good old days.
the real lesson battle has been teaching us all along: CATS ARE SUPERIOR THAN DOGS
I remember when I beat bunbun after 5-ish continues and cli-one after 30 mins battling while being carried by mekako
Same I won chapter 3 and into the future chapter 1 moon it carried me as well mekako carried me a lot also megidora carried me through chapter 1 due to the boss being floating which I was gonna use a continue but I didn't need to I had 3 Uber's then
I honestly only use ads when i am close to unlocking something with Cat food... Like 5 ads is the max amount i will watch for Cat food
None pf my friends understand why i even play this game after 3 years. When i wanted to get them in the game they just stoped after eoc 1 moon or didn't grinded treasures even if i told them because they find it boring.
souptasta: 10/10 on valkyrie because he is pretty hot
me: it's nothing compare to Kai buncy animation
4:24 made me scream in pain
Now, after uncanny legends... *sorrowful breathing* you have to do ZERO legends...
Aku realms: wait there’s ones more- instead of normal enemies they’re blue enemies but slightly darker blue enemies with shields
This video got me back to battle cats
F for Lil'Nyandam.
1:59 "And just like her singing, her stats are terrible"
Me: oooooooooooooohhh
pashok play her diving is good
sorry, was that a joke? if so, I didn't get it
When you haven’t learned how to meat sheild until chapter 3 ;-;
my favorite message from Battle Cats:
▼
Recently battle cats has been giving away cat food like 1 cent eggshells
“You then notice how painful of what you are doing just for entertainment” Me: Those dogs are mad not sad.
i discovered battle cats through a bunch of ads i found annoying, so i decided to just install it to see if it would stop giving me ads abot it. now im addicted.
You forget about when you stop playing for like 3-7 years and lose your account
oh boy, you thought uncanny legends ends your suffering? nuh uh! welcome to zero legends:the most painful thing in existence!
5:47 that’s the five stages of grief 💀
start : just put some cats
mid game: meatshield the ubers
end game: I HAVE 1000 CATS BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO FINISH THIS LEVEL . I HAVE TO TIME THIS CAT PERFECTLY
I like it how you said ppl who ubercarry have no skill even tho this is an strategy game
the lesson was
*ZOMBIE OUTBREAK*
2:10 this line hit different man it fuckin opened my third eye when it comes to bahamut and showed me knowledge
I like to to think at my self as non-uber carry and make my self feel superior but in reality I just don't get any good ubers. T.T
"You probably have one true form of a basic cat"
Me: CMON PLEASE I JUST WANT 3 MORE NORMAL CATS