Funny Valedictorian Speech

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  • Опубликовано: 3 июл 2010
  • 2010 PECI Valedictory Address
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  • @Katspearl
    @Katspearl 10 лет назад +3617

    It's cool how his inside jokes were phrased so that everyone could enjoy them.

    • @feraligtr3151
      @feraligtr3151 3 года назад +33

      It’s a smaller school, so it’s a much more personal speech

    • @weirdsnakeairplane2115
      @weirdsnakeairplane2115 2 года назад +6

      hello from 7 years in the future lol

    • @mewco33
      @mewco33 Год назад +1

      fr

    • @livinlife123
      @livinlife123 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@weirdsnakeairplane2115 hello from 2 years in the future

  • @ohnevergoingtoquit
    @ohnevergoingtoquit 7 лет назад +2342

    how did I even get to this half of youtube

    • @mussymink
      @mussymink 5 лет назад +5

      ohnevergoingtoquit same

    • @tykviisionz4766
      @tykviisionz4766 4 года назад +18

      I was listening to some 90s type beats idk how I got here

    • @drewjanus4643
      @drewjanus4643 4 года назад +16

      Last I saw it was 4pm it's now 1 in the morning and I'm really fucking confused.

    • @xverTiiX
      @xverTiiX 3 года назад +6

      because you left the other half

    • @weirdsnakeairplane2115
      @weirdsnakeairplane2115 2 года назад +5

      hello from 4 years in the future

  • @hannahblack4453
    @hannahblack4453 8 лет назад +1479

    the people's faces at the back when he mentioned selling drugs 😂😂👌

  • @TheConfuzzledCat
    @TheConfuzzledCat 8 лет назад +2938

    "We could even be the Class of Brandon's Literacy Test Score!" I'M DEAD, AND YET I FEEL SO BAD FOR BRANDON AHHHHHHHH!!!! XD

  • @ossyrisbury7628
    @ossyrisbury7628 4 года назад +767

    GUYS! They would be having their 10-year reunion this year!

  • @eddie9988
    @eddie9988 5 лет назад +675

    I feel like I have an emotional connection with the man behind him, watching his stone face slowly contort into a smile brought me more joy that I've ever known. I will never forget you, stoic man from the class of 2010.

    • @sophie-cp7su
      @sophie-cp7su 2 года назад +9

      exactly what I was thinking! his reactions were lovely.

  • @Raynenigh
    @Raynenigh 9 лет назад +1193

    That was beautiful, humorous, ingenious, and extremely worthy of a speech by a valedictorian.

  • @tf2player943
    @tf2player943 7 лет назад +775

    straight up flaming all his teachers lmao

  • @danielsexton9217
    @danielsexton9217 10 лет назад +584

    The lady behind him seemed to really enjoy it

  • @keilforddeguzman5367
    @keilforddeguzman5367 4 года назад +364

    Who's here during corona virus.

  • @Smokie_bear9896
    @Smokie_bear9896 5 лет назад +422

    5:05 that blonde lady there on the left just sitting there thinking “why and how is this goofball a valedictorian? Why am I even here” LUL

    • @spencerhiginbotham7538
      @spencerhiginbotham7538 3 года назад +7

      LUL. Is that the Scottish version of lol? Laugh ut lud?

    • @dulseramos2965
      @dulseramos2965 3 года назад +6

      Thinking the same, she should've slept the night before instead of being so disrespectful and passing out. I mean c'mon lady its 10min tf

    • @dulseramos2965
      @dulseramos2965 3 года назад +1

      She's right behind him, she knew she would be recorded🙄

  • @shanedouglas8600
    @shanedouglas8600 8 лет назад +836

    What's up with his high school seems more fun and interesting then mine

    • @julissa6715
      @julissa6715 8 лет назад +13

      Than*

    • @ryank1625
      @ryank1625 7 лет назад +31

      its in canada

    • @oneilstoast3896
      @oneilstoast3896 7 лет назад +23

      Shane Douglas it's in Canada trust me it's fun

    • @vividly94
      @vividly94 7 лет назад +7

      Lol my parents blew up volleyballs and surfed them in the crowd before one of our teachers got onto the crowd for it. LOL
      We couldn't even throw up our hats at graduation. They said i wouldnt graduate.

    • @qt_s
      @qt_s 2 года назад

      Hello, Shane Douglas

  • @arvinsaavedra2886
    @arvinsaavedra2886 9 лет назад +588

    i always want to give a speech like this but you know what i mean
    expectations to reality ahahahaha

  • @Pallyking14
    @Pallyking14 10 лет назад +597

    Reminds me of Eric Foreman (That's 70 Show)
    lol.

    • @Lew_7567
      @Lew_7567 6 лет назад +8

      Pallyking14 that's who I was thinking of. Thanks

    • @lilyyoung1165
      @lilyyoung1165 5 лет назад +5

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @jasonsalistean9192
      @jasonsalistean9192 5 лет назад +4

      Right sounds exactly like him and the comedic timing is the same.

    • @briarcaulkins8228
      @briarcaulkins8228 5 лет назад +2

      I was hoping no one commented this while I was watching!

    • @natalialeon849
      @natalialeon849 5 лет назад

      SAME

  • @chasejohnson2550
    @chasejohnson2550 9 лет назад +247

    That was so funny and the people in the background looked really pissed during some moments lol

  • @alwinjoseph4682
    @alwinjoseph4682 5 лет назад +77

    They're all in Gryffindor

  • @simple6470
    @simple6470 9 лет назад +238

    Funny, Canadian graduation held in what seems to be a roller hockey arena

    • @ibssawega7182
      @ibssawega7182 4 года назад

      @@soundboardist Heheh

    • @arcane1282
      @arcane1282 3 года назад +1

      And the way he said soory 😭

  • @xenopoko6050
    @xenopoko6050 10 лет назад +175

    49 would've been sweet. LOOOOOL

  • @coreyredmon5611
    @coreyredmon5611 10 лет назад +57

    I don't think the woman on the left ever laughed.

  • @kanekiminion3985
    @kanekiminion3985 8 лет назад +74

    How does someone give such a perfect speech wtf

    • @Scirollo
      @Scirollo 8 лет назад

      It's all written out months before, my grad years speech is on RUclips too and the guy nailed it

    • @lily_lxndr
      @lily_lxndr 8 лет назад +9

      people write their speeches months in advance?? lmao shit, i'm a valedictorian and my graduation is tonight, my speech isn't even close to ready

    • @Scirollo
      @Scirollo 8 лет назад +2

      Li Alexandre Ya lol people finish them well before they start studying for exams and whatnot.

    • @kanekiminion3985
      @kanekiminion3985 8 лет назад +3

      Li Alexandre
      oh god did you do okay?

    • @lily_lxndr
      @lily_lxndr 8 лет назад +7

      Baby Donkey i did actually it went great! thanks for checking in :')

  • @Kxngchalk
    @Kxngchalk 2 года назад +21

    I'm now addicted to watching graduation speeches this is my 6th thanks

  • @isaacgielen
    @isaacgielen 7 лет назад +109

    So I'm searching for a valedictorian speech on RUclips to show one of my students at the high school I teach at in Montreal, and imagine my surprise when one of the first videos to pop up has my former Vice Principal, Eric Fetterley, in the background. Well done, Henry.
    - Bayside Secondary School Valedictorian Class of 2008.

  • @deborahwood9304
    @deborahwood9304 10 лет назад +307

    the best high school valedictorian speech I have EVER heard - he summed high school up so very well and ended on a really inspiring note - wonder where he is now?

  • @ThugMuffinification
    @ThugMuffinification 11 лет назад +99

    This kid is hilarious! This is one speech they'll all remember for a long time

  • @avi
    @avi 7 лет назад +86

    *walks onto stage*
    "idk I play minecraft and stuff. pce."

    • @OER888
      @OER888 7 лет назад +4

      idk why i laughed so much at this.

  • @katrinavangrouw8843
    @katrinavangrouw8843 7 лет назад +81

    I've been watching funny speeches all day, and this and a best man speech were the best. Seriously funny... And both were done by Canadians. Great job guys

  • @deethebee80
    @deethebee80 Год назад +14

    The “shameless sponsor” line delivery is literally one of the all time comedy gold moments !!!

  • @sj6257
    @sj6257 8 лет назад +1297

    Whats up with people behind him. Do they understand English?

    • @braposo23
      @braposo23 8 лет назад +148

      They r droids! They weren't programmed to have humorous feelings

    • @sharathkodoth
      @sharathkodoth 4 года назад +1

      Sprecensie english

    • @diegovelazquez9461
      @diegovelazquez9461 4 года назад

      Sandeep Jagtap they’re Canadian

    • @ibssawega7182
      @ibssawega7182 4 года назад +6

      Have you ever thought that people have different senses of humor ?

    • @jackiewilliams7039
      @jackiewilliams7039 3 года назад +4

      No sense of humor!!

  • @benburns3155
    @benburns3155 9 лет назад +159

    Oh Canada

  • @ggsraggyful
    @ggsraggyful 8 лет назад +118

    This speech is just too funny. Who is the woman on the left side with the big stick up her behind?

  • @katieburton570
    @katieburton570 5 лет назад +36

    The lady behind him looks so depressed😂😂

  • @BladeRabit142
    @BladeRabit142 10 лет назад +95

    is that eric foreman

  • @legin3795
    @legin3795 8 лет назад +575

    I thought this was really funny, but i was shocked to find out this kid was Canadian. In all honesty thought he was american the whole time until i saw the Canadian flag at the end.

    • @Scirollo
      @Scirollo 8 лет назад +74

      We can be funny sometimes.

    • @legin3795
      @legin3795 8 лет назад +18

      ***** This video clarifies your notion, so i'm in Agreeance.

    • @SkylerChan
      @SkylerChan 8 лет назад +1

      Yep

    • @danyul4u186
      @danyul4u186 7 лет назад +2

      +Spec Key word sometimes

    • @ag_ca1995
      @ag_ca1995 7 лет назад +21

      why would you be shocked he's canadian?

  • @Kudosbubble
    @Kudosbubble 5 лет назад +59

    Who's in 2019?!?

  • @jermainamburayan580
    @jermainamburayan580 2 года назад +13

    This guy should be a stand up comedian when he is adult. He is such a natural at poking harmless fun at everyone. Love the way he observes his teachers eccentricities and makes jokes about them. Like the joke about the different color heels one of his teachers wear to school.man, he observed that too. Lastly about dragging the car uphill , that was indeed a great lesson he shared with humor and wit. What an engaging young man. He will go places.

  • @alphonsasuibasile9954
    @alphonsasuibasile9954 5 лет назад +32

    The man behind him was too serious

  • @cheapcracker3463
    @cheapcracker3463 2 года назад +13

    anyone else just shocked at how far away the cameraman was sitting when they zoomed out? i was fully expecting them to be near the front- the zoom on that camera wow

  • @Marlene8048
    @Marlene8048 9 лет назад +59

    I was the valedictorian about 4 years ago, engineer now!

    • @Zeus92599
      @Zeus92599 9 лет назад +7

      how was the experience

    • @patrickmalonejr
      @patrickmalonejr 6 лет назад

      woah dude, sick!

    • @cmac178
      @cmac178 4 года назад +1

      Lol good job but u shoulda been an electrician we make more money

    • @ronronn3148
      @ronronn3148 2 года назад +1

      @@cmac178 wrong

  • @tommiller4375
    @tommiller4375 10 лет назад +120

    Class of '69 always have the most fun --- if you know what I mean!

    • @TheSmellymuffin11
      @TheSmellymuffin11 9 лет назад +28

      No, we don't know what you mean.

    • @freepalestine1764
      @freepalestine1764 5 лет назад +4

      Yes we do

    • @drjaycraft9361
      @drjaycraft9361 4 года назад

      lucky for them,, but for us class of 15 person only 😂 seems so good,, but little boring

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 4 года назад

      I know what you mean -- because they got to listen to the best music during the year they graduated! Abbey Road, Led Zeppelin I and II, Gimme Shelter, Sweet Caroline, the list goes on and on.

    • @makkiahfaison7376
      @makkiahfaison7376 4 года назад +1

      You hella old "class of 69" 😂😂 😂

  • @TexasRattler101
    @TexasRattler101 2 года назад +10

    Can we get a update where this guy is this was fantastic, and well beyond his years!! Great job!!😂🤣😂

  • @snoopz2
    @snoopz2 9 лет назад +41

    This speech was epic and funny, and I got all the jokes even though I don't live in Canada or in the states. I just wish we had ceremony like this back in England. It was only after I left school back in 2001, that we started having things like proms, or things we like to call prom lol.

  • @jennam617
    @jennam617 5 лет назад +33

    I better be seeing a video next year about that reunion 😂

    • @kateg4381
      @kateg4381 3 года назад +3

      this comment didn’t age well

  • @lizzyyxxx
    @lizzyyxxx 2 года назад +5

    " there you are big guy " LMHO

  • @weareRU512
    @weareRU512 10 лет назад +7

    This was seriously awesome. Well done

  • @WhistlerGod2112
    @WhistlerGod2112 4 года назад +16

    Canadians and their comedy...
    ...and apologies...
    *PERFECTION*

  • @ItsMaricruz
    @ItsMaricruz 10 лет назад +34

    Lol he looks like Eric and that lady on the side looks like Kitty (that 70's show)

  • @tmcfaken
    @tmcfaken 8 лет назад +16

    Greatest speech of all time this dude is the GOAT!!!!

  • @ColonelMarcellus
    @ColonelMarcellus 10 лет назад +43

    Had this been given during my graduation, decades ago and in another country (USA), it would have lasted about two and a half minutes, three minutes at most, then the gr'up mentality would kick in and the speech would have been ended by the school authorities. Also, in the USA, If you mention God, the speech is ended immediately.

  • @ThatJohnnyGuyyy
    @ThatJohnnyGuyyy 12 лет назад +19

    I swear, he's the real life Eric Foreman.

  • @david65duran
    @david65duran 11 лет назад +14

    I'm glad to see a guy who does a speech as he wants to..

  • @joshuakrogman8461
    @joshuakrogman8461 10 лет назад +45

    Anyone notice this kid is Canadian? Canadian flag in the background

    • @ch0wac1
      @ch0wac1 9 лет назад +1

      And the way he says "about" :)

  • @jacobsdabomb121
    @jacobsdabomb121 12 лет назад +35

    Typical Canadians having their graduation at a hockey rink.

  • @lorb97
    @lorb97 9 лет назад +28

    This speech is epic. I'm trying to write my speech and ran across this one as I obsessively Googled. I just can't say these kind of things-administration are a lot more uptight about this

  • @avahodge2438
    @avahodge2438 4 года назад +10

    The fact that he was allowed to curse during his speech IN SCHOOL will never cease to amaze me!

  • @Suber78
    @Suber78 2 года назад +4

    That camera man is a god, zooming that much without even shaking or moving too much..

  • @Ibarramarylin89
    @Ibarramarylin89 4 года назад +1

    😂😂👍👏👏 made my night. Thxs!

  • @elliem.2436
    @elliem.2436 10 лет назад +22

    Oh my god I freaking love this dude!

  • @dio7792
    @dio7792 3 года назад +7

    so anyone here after a decade? 🧍🏻 “casually imagines how they are now after 10 years”

  • @gevoian
    @gevoian 11 лет назад +14

    They probably already know what hes going to say cause they need to check if its appropriate.

  • @onefootwonder7739
    @onefootwonder7739 2 года назад +3

    The woman behind him did not seem pleased :(

  • @travis8592
    @travis8592 8 лет назад +84

    Holy hell that class is soo tiny compared to U.S. public schools. Or maybe it was a private school

    • @golden_fridge7370
      @golden_fridge7370 8 лет назад +17

      Its probably just a small town or like you said its a private school

    • @jchristopher23
      @jchristopher23 6 лет назад +9

      Uhm most US midwest schools are that small... my class was the entire county and we graduated like 100 while the other county next to us graduated 15. Thats how it is out here in the country not just Canada lol

    • @carlamaker2545
      @carlamaker2545 5 лет назад +3

      There is a Canadian flag in the background. He also said their school is rural

    • @ariv1813
      @ariv1813 5 лет назад

      @@jchristopher23 wow that's funny I come from a small town school and in my freshman class there's like 130-150 kids idk so damn ur town must be microscopic

    • @supersmith8564
      @supersmith8564 4 года назад

      We got like 40 kids in my class

  • @NothankyouGBK
    @NothankyouGBK 4 года назад +1

    This is the best one I've seen so far

  • @scarlett6072
    @scarlett6072 2 года назад +1

    Loved it❤️❤️❤️ Verry Funny! Great speech!

  • @katerinab8966
    @katerinab8966 9 лет назад +9

    my graduating class was probably everybody in that gym plus their families and future children

  • @savage_thingtwo8978
    @savage_thingtwo8978 3 года назад +3

    The year is 2021, class of 2021 just graduated, 10 years after this…

  • @shutupidiot16yearsago79
    @shutupidiot16yearsago79 4 года назад +4

    2020 i wanna see him now

    • @JBAmex
      @JBAmex 3 года назад

      I made a 2020 spoken word speech ruclips.net/video/3l0z0jyxLGc/видео.html

  • @kaitlyn916
    @kaitlyn916 5 лет назад +6

    Eric Foreman met John Mulaney and this guy was the result

  • @natasha2404
    @natasha2404 4 года назад +8

    It’s 10 years this year, let’s see how handsome and funnier and smarter he got

    • @Hayzer09
      @Hayzer09 Год назад +3

      Can confirm he's very hot and funny

  • @henchris5176
    @henchris5176 11 лет назад +7

    Elijah Cole died while playing "The Choking Game". A person tries to make them self go unconscious. Unfortunately, he lost too much oxygen in the brain.
    After two weeks, his family took him off life support.
    Source: The Kingston Whig-Standard

    • @TGomez90
      @TGomez90 4 года назад +1

      Chris Hennessy thank you I was wondering who he was and all so sad RIP

  • @tig3rs3y3queer
    @tig3rs3y3queer 7 лет назад +4

    he is the love of my life omg that was so funny and i didnt even get half the inside jokes

  • @JaydeMakenzie
    @JaydeMakenzie 11 лет назад +7

    That was a very cool speech :) oh yeah...and a heads up to the faculty members that are behind the speakers in all of these...we see you too!!! Ur reactions or lack thereof...

  • @nvoaiweur
    @nvoaiweur 12 лет назад +1

    That was an amazing speech...

  • @mustard..
    @mustard.. 11 лет назад +7

    hes a great public speaker

  • @TheMovieKnightProductions
    @TheMovieKnightProductions 4 года назад +1

    This is brilliant

  • @kaylee9282
    @kaylee9282 3 года назад +2

    I graduate on the 11th!!! Proud of class of 2021❤️

    • @tee963
      @tee963 3 года назад +1

      yea kinda sucked no senior year but life is life and we gon roll with it😈 what we do wya 21'

  • @andrelamarque1009
    @andrelamarque1009 2 года назад +3

    This is so legendary

  • @williammakinen6479
    @williammakinen6479 8 лет назад +13

    Dude in the back looks like Clint Eastwood

  • @rose_2005
    @rose_2005 3 года назад

    wow 10 years later..youtube recommended this to me..

  • @AlVin-tb4od
    @AlVin-tb4od 5 лет назад +3

    Our valedictorian was really serius doing her speech.

  • @TaliaKay
    @TaliaKay 11 лет назад +1

    this is too funny. well done!!

  • @Ksnsj2383
    @Ksnsj2383 3 года назад +1

    GOD BE WITH EVERYONE

  • @YouTubeCensorsFreeSpeech
    @YouTubeCensorsFreeSpeech Год назад +2

    Canadians. They’re brilliantly blunt.

  • @RuOcCo5
    @RuOcCo5 5 лет назад +4

    What a god damn legend

  • @selina-fq7yc
    @selina-fq7yc 7 лет назад +2

    This is LIT!!Pure savage:)

  • @Ryan-qh2wy
    @Ryan-qh2wy 6 лет назад +1

    The dude in the back was lovin it

  • @daneshtoshniwal880
    @daneshtoshniwal880 3 года назад

    That stage dare gives me chill !!!!

  • @dlngo0122
    @dlngo0122 2 года назад +18

    The weird thing is knowing that the kids we saw at 9:00 probably had to go through what they went through up on stage. Time flies.

  • @AustenJenius23
    @AustenJenius23 12 лет назад

    Peace and love

  • @FFAJustice
    @FFAJustice 10 лет назад +25

    I need help. I'm the valedictorian for my school and I can't think of something to write. It's due in a week and a half. Someone give me ideas.

    • @alexanderparadiang3995
      @alexanderparadiang3995 10 лет назад +5

      DOOD I'm in the same situation

    • @fireisonfire2548
      @fireisonfire2548 10 лет назад +6

      I'm kind of dissapointed... I planned this speech for a small crowd. God, that's a lot of people.. Um yeah this year was fun... BYE

    • @hamnaahmed8424
      @hamnaahmed8424 10 лет назад

      me too

    • @JCorr-bz3sr
      @JCorr-bz3sr 10 лет назад

      same brooooo

    • @TheGermino
      @TheGermino 10 лет назад +11

      did you set it to Wumbo?

  • @swifthendyPHVtuber
    @swifthendyPHVtuber 2 года назад

    Ayy I'm the 1k subsriber, Man is very funny

  • @sandrajett9925
    @sandrajett9925 5 лет назад

    Very Excellent.!!

  • @kaylagreen327
    @kaylagreen327 4 года назад +4

    youtube: recommending all these grad speeches for a graduation I’ll never have. -Class of 2020😔

  • @TheCrazymomto6
    @TheCrazymomto6 3 года назад

    That was awesome!!!

  • @mclovinstaples6961
    @mclovinstaples6961 8 лет назад

    wow what a good sppech so smooth

  • @jpimagestudios
    @jpimagestudios 8 лет назад

    Amazing!!!

  • @TeejTheProducer
    @TeejTheProducer Год назад +1

    this is a canadian heritage classic

  • @uzzzbek1
    @uzzzbek1 11 лет назад +5

    This kid has got guts

  • @joabgasiugliuf9722
    @joabgasiugliuf9722 5 лет назад +23

    He canadian...he says soory

    • @Thatzeedude
      @Thatzeedude Год назад

      Did the Canadian flag behind him not give it away?

  • @siennaav8158
    @siennaav8158 3 года назад +5

    this was 11 years ago wow, I wonder how he’s doing now

  • @sophiaolinger1297
    @sophiaolinger1297 3 года назад +2

    The teacher in the background looked less than pleased