Funniest Graduation Speech of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @unusannus2184
    @unusannus2184 5 лет назад +9344

    PLOT TWIST: *This was his 2020 presidential speech*

    • @sideshio1931
      @sideshio1931 5 лет назад +49

      SWΞΛTY Ryan Burton for president

    • @unusannus2184
      @unusannus2184 5 лет назад +26

      Sideshio - hell yeah screen that Donald trump shit 😂

    • @buisthebot2487
      @buisthebot2487 5 лет назад +6

      Yay I hit the like button at 999 now your at 1 k

    • @jackhelzner3815
      @jackhelzner3815 5 лет назад +2

      Plot Twist: Mobile Fortnite Player Enters The Chat

    • @unusannus2184
      @unusannus2184 5 лет назад +1

      Upcoming SoundCloud Rapper that’s not a plot twist smart one :)

  • @mdemi7692
    @mdemi7692 4 года назад +10265

    class of 2015: we survived ebola
    class of 2020: *corona has entered the chat*

    • @amalabukaud8327
      @amalabukaud8327 4 года назад +21

      Flo Foolie whattttt I was just thinking that

    • @kanyenorth3112
      @kanyenorth3112 4 года назад +64

      Ebola barely reached out of Africa, bruh

    • @genesisrodriguez1116
      @genesisrodriguez1116 4 года назад +86

      Class of 2024: dead

    • @uhm9469
      @uhm9469 4 года назад +14

      @@genesisrodriguez1116 ..shit hello 😂

    • @richie_0948
      @richie_0948 4 года назад +4

      AHAHAHAAHAAHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @mitchsimulis4647
    @mitchsimulis4647 4 года назад +11755

    This kid was definitely every teachers favorite student

    • @ex3rt0tesxd66
      @ex3rt0tesxd66 4 года назад +273

      MitchTime_ How dare you say “this kid”. He’s rhinooo

    • @ex3rt0tesxd66
      @ex3rt0tesxd66 4 года назад +96

      MitchTime_ How dare you say “this kid”. He’s rhinooo

    • @mwansamackay2351
      @mwansamackay2351 4 года назад +81

      Except that ONE mean for-nothing teacher

    • @pradyumn2453
      @pradyumn2453 4 года назад +9

      Yahhh i think so

    • @asatterly907
      @asatterly907 4 года назад +36

      Or every teachers worst student😂

  • @alexrothey1431
    @alexrothey1431 4 года назад +13900

    Can't believe he didn't start with, "Whats goodie, it's ya boy Rhino"

    • @Tartarus_clubstep
      @Tartarus_clubstep 4 года назад +562

      "aka best public speaker"

    • @ripli3275
      @ripli3275 4 года назад +32

      Yeahhhh

    • @Evan_R
      @Evan_R 3 года назад +21

      Wow sooo orginal

    • @ripli3275
      @ripli3275 3 года назад +16

      @@Tartarus_clubstep yeah

    • @mouse_thakur
      @mouse_thakur 3 года назад +14

      @@ripli3275 games are waste of time, study investing or excercise instead 😎

  • @tehsinahaq2974
    @tehsinahaq2974 4 года назад +7993

    The first gf , the second gf , the third gf and then figuring out that you're the problem

    • @treasuresquad
      @treasuresquad 3 года назад +47

      Frl I only went through 3 boyfriend's but it wasn't me it was them 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @a_phillips_head_screwdrive5859
      @a_phillips_head_screwdrive5859 3 года назад +22

      Many times it's your own judgment

    • @MattDaMunch
      @MattDaMunch 3 года назад +26

      Yeah that was a line in his speech

    • @listen2lucki
      @listen2lucki 3 года назад +87

      @@treasuresquad u were passed around my boy

    • @ephraimyeboah9293
      @ephraimyeboah9293 3 года назад +24

      @@treasuresquad suuureeee

  • @x.v3n0m.x
    @x.v3n0m.x 5 лет назад +35571

    This is how many times Ryan licked his lips
    👇🏾

  • @nisio9513
    @nisio9513 4 года назад +7522

    Why am I only getting this recommended in 2020?

  • @w.henryy2154
    @w.henryy2154 4 года назад +5723

    The fact that he was doing ASMR as he was giving a speech means HE was destined for “greatness.”

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 4 года назад +46

      Even better, he did it before it blew up.

    • @roosterlivesmatter8970
      @roosterlivesmatter8970 3 года назад +4

      @@JohnPerry27 nulhy

    • @eb_tigers0775
      @eb_tigers0775 2 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/uZdv-TtiMkg/видео.html

    • @Noname-cn4ly
      @Noname-cn4ly Год назад +7

      What’s asmr? Be nice, I’m almost 70….

    • @ninjafiftshark6295
      @ninjafiftshark6295 Год назад

      @@Noname-cn4ly ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response; a term used to describe a tingling, static-like, or goosebumps sensation in response to specific triggering audio or visual stimuli. These sensations are said to spread across the skull or down the back of the neck and, for some, down the spine or limbs.26

  • @blasianasian
    @blasianasian 5 лет назад +11913

    Shouldn't have had that peanut butter before your speech

  • @Tadrok
    @Tadrok 5 лет назад +5038

    "1st girlfriend, 2nd girlfriend, 3rd girlfriend, figuring out you were the problem"😂😂best part. No one will revealed those but that's the inner truth🤗

    • @VJFOOD6y8z4
      @VJFOOD6y8z4 5 лет назад +8

      Absolutely

    • @hartpild515
      @hartpild515 5 лет назад +16

      I only experience having a 1st girlfriend

    • @emabrookerhooker2109
      @emabrookerhooker2109 5 лет назад +3

      I love that part so much

    • @Tadrok
      @Tadrok 5 лет назад +1

      @@hartpild515 😂

    • @Tadrok
      @Tadrok 5 лет назад +1

      @@emabrookerhooker2109 yeah metoo

  • @blackcomet77
    @blackcomet77 4 года назад +6564

    My guy must’ve had Popeyes’ biscuits before he went up

  • @michaeljacksonedits1911
    @michaeljacksonedits1911 4 года назад +3772

    I lowkey thought this was gonna be a skit.

    • @montanaoutdoors6217
      @montanaoutdoors6217 4 года назад +16

      MichaelJacksonEdits sameeeeeeeee

    • @darkzzy.
      @darkzzy. 4 года назад +3

      MichaelJacksonEdits dude same

    • @clikclak9627
      @clikclak9627 4 года назад +3

      Is this real?

    • @aryannaik4501
      @aryannaik4501 4 года назад +1

      @@clikclak9627 I don't know man I wanna know the truth

    • @maxlfn
      @maxlfn 4 года назад +3

      Clik Clak it’s real 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fatah606
    @fatah606 4 года назад +20929

    I’m still here figuring out how he was the class President 😂😂😂

    • @nicholas1317
      @nicholas1317 4 года назад +2829

      He was probably one of the popular kids.

    • @kellympinda4723
      @kellympinda4723 4 года назад +443

      Nicholas 131 for real

    • @jt8892
      @jt8892 4 года назад +328

      @@nicholas1317 he was fr

    • @andretheinfluence5623
      @andretheinfluence5623 4 года назад +258

      Naw, just excellence.

    • @nh6a6ylegkasy62
      @nh6a6ylegkasy62 4 года назад +481

      Everyone voted for him at the class elections I guess 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kv3018
    @kv3018 5 лет назад +6586

    I watched this in grade 9, and now again in grade 12. Time flies

    • @unoduhactivist3882
      @unoduhactivist3882 5 лет назад +31

      Kris Vaidila yo same bro #seniorgang

    • @iamadanger6287
      @iamadanger6287 5 лет назад +27

      @@unoduhactivist3882 oof I'm young I'm in grade 6 😢

    • @sirdogsgaming9379
      @sirdogsgaming9379 5 лет назад +31

      i am a danger Shut up Super Freshman. You can’t talk until you reach High School. And even then you still have no voice until you’re an upperclassman.

    • @farquaad3085
      @farquaad3085 5 лет назад +13

      I’m a freshman 😭😭 wish me luck

    • @henryd654
      @henryd654 5 лет назад +18

      SirDogs Gaming ur def a freshman or lower

  • @brodychin9878
    @brodychin9878 4 года назад +5930

    Noah: I’m gonna make the best speech
    Ryan: hold my chapstick

  • @IamnotJustinBieber
    @IamnotJustinBieber 7 лет назад +5813

    You could hear everything going on inside his mouth

    • @descout6474
      @descout6474 6 лет назад +35

      funny how you took the time to notice

    • @gavinmorris95
      @gavinmorris95 6 лет назад +50

      De Scout how could you not notice?

    • @tjc4491
      @tjc4491 6 лет назад +1

      Dead

    • @hlokomani
      @hlokomani 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAO

    • @PROTAGONIST_48
      @PROTAGONIST_48 6 лет назад +5

      King Josiah I don't think he realized that at the time. 😂😂😂

  • @FootballDiary11
    @FootballDiary11 5 лет назад +5407

    ”street poet and philosopher, Drake once said”😂😂😂😂

    • @209clicka
      @209clicka 5 лет назад +30

      Was this a real speech that Ryan gave for his graduation ??

    • @cruuce4777
      @cruuce4777 5 лет назад +5

      Read as I heard

    • @sheep667
      @sheep667 5 лет назад +3

      1.5 thousands like ur welcome

    • @cortingat
      @cortingat 5 лет назад +6

      Street poet and philosopher, drake, once said .. .

    • @Drake_4
      @Drake_4 5 лет назад +7

      That Drake guy has a cool name
      Also my favorite part, that or spiderman

  • @Khaliil03
    @Khaliil03 5 лет назад +8902

    RUclips recommendation be like
    2015: *nah*
    2016: *he’s not ready for it*
    2017: *definitely not now*
    2018: *nope*
    2019: *here you go buddy*

    • @zachlowry6370
      @zachlowry6370 5 лет назад +43

      YoungGz - lol thought this was new at first

    • @maxlianides5533
      @maxlianides5533 5 лет назад +5

      Plebnard Playz same lol

    • @jadaaustin3818
      @jadaaustin3818 5 лет назад +3

      Fr 😂lol

    • @wesleysth3ory
      @wesleysth3ory 5 лет назад +7

      Wow this mans new to loveliveserve

    • @kr19t1c6
      @kr19t1c6 5 лет назад

      Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Spartan11117777
    @Spartan11117777 3 года назад +1965

    This boy doesn’t have the exaggerated swagger, he got game.

    • @bluedog843
      @bluedog843 3 года назад +37

      The way he gives the graduation speech is full of the game of a black teen.

    • @nunyabiz5403
      @nunyabiz5403 3 года назад +5

      @@bluedog843 what is that supposed to mean ?

    • @bluedog843
      @bluedog843 3 года назад +26

      @@nunyabiz5403 there was a video made of the new Spider-Man game where a reviewer said “the way he leaps backwards off of rooftops before falling into a face first dive is full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.” It became a massive meme. I just reworded it after the OP said “this boy doesn’t have the exaggerated swagger, he got game”

    • @nunyabiz5403
      @nunyabiz5403 3 года назад +3

      @@bluedog843 ohhhh still confused but ohhhh

  • @StevieSmith77
    @StevieSmith77 8 лет назад +4587

    He's making me want to get a glass of water

  • @c.hristinevo
    @c.hristinevo 6 лет назад +4492

    “Be phenomenal or forgotten” thats the Motto

    • @Jawkneet
      @Jawkneet 6 лет назад +7

      be*

    • @harkrajsonkayat3205
      @harkrajsonkayat3205 6 лет назад

      Crayola V fly ?..? live like warriors.

    • @senpaichickenjr1486
      @senpaichickenjr1486 6 лет назад +1

      BE FORGOTTEN

    • @harkrajsonkayat3205
      @harkrajsonkayat3205 6 лет назад +2

      Senpai ChickenJr ...best version of yourself & ......... live like warriors.

    • @abcdeeeeff
      @abcdeeeeff 5 лет назад

      the way god has made me i can only be forgotten.😖😁. no matter how much i try.😁

  • @jatinsingh8217
    @jatinsingh8217 4 года назад +3335

    I was expecting "WhAt's GoODie"

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 4 года назад +105

      "It's ya boy Rhino and Noah Boat, even though I'm the only one on stage."

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 4 года назад +12

      @GatorFan 21 I've seen pictures of them at Prom together.

    • @realer2748
      @realer2748 4 года назад +6

      John Perry they went to middle school together then went to different high schools but remained friends. One of them probably pulled up to the other ones prom for fun or something

    • @ypcnickdrym
      @ypcnickdrym 4 года назад

      ON GAWD LMAO

    • @Gioboi2627
      @Gioboi2627 3 года назад

      Sammeeeee

  • @Kevin-rb8um
    @Kevin-rb8um 4 года назад +2470

    He was doing asmr with his lips.

    • @adarsh9330
      @adarsh9330 4 года назад +2

      go suck his asmr

    • @timmy6781
      @timmy6781 4 года назад +1

      Nduvxn hvhke ueevj what is your profile pic

    • @GiovanniXO
      @GiovanniXO 4 года назад +3

      @@timmy6781 bro whats yours...Homachu

    • @tylercusson9201
      @tylercusson9201 3 года назад

      @@timmy6781 russian sleep experiment

    • @iftikharhussain9194
      @iftikharhussain9194 3 года назад

      @@GiovanniXO are you in cl4n destine. coc clan

  • @vitushka01
    @vitushka01 6 лет назад +4042

    "Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn"
    That really got to me👏

  • @CcSnipess
    @CcSnipess 4 года назад +10994

    Mans was licking his lips like he hasn't had water in 4 days

    • @Sce.e
      @Sce.e 4 года назад +385

      It's the nerves

    • @bbjruby2293
      @bbjruby2293 4 года назад +93

      Babatunde: what are you talking about

    • @joseambriz5897
      @joseambriz5897 4 года назад +254

      My man shouldn't have had that peanut butter sandwich before the speech.

    • @k-rox302
      @k-rox302 4 года назад +45

      Stoned speech

    • @TLoDrop
      @TLoDrop 4 года назад +40

      its cuz hes lightskin

  • @jasonhuang8068
    @jasonhuang8068 5 лет назад +3751

    he's just trying fish out that spinach leaf from dinner chill

    • @jesusisthegreatestever8593
      @jesusisthegreatestever8593 5 лет назад +1

      NSITF MCPE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

    • @vailess_2
      @vailess_2 5 лет назад +2

      lmao

    • @jonathanr6388
      @jonathanr6388 5 лет назад +9

      Can someone tell me what he’s trying to say

    • @cemozen349
      @cemozen349 5 лет назад +3

      Jonathan R. He’ saying that he’s trying to get people to chill out

    • @mattser93
      @mattser93 5 лет назад +5

      He's talking about how the dude keeps licking his lips on the mic

  • @Car-Stuff
    @Car-Stuff 3 года назад +1157

    I remember watchin this when i was like 13...the girlfriend joke hits different now

  • @MarinnaS
    @MarinnaS 8 лет назад +1116

    So I graduated last week, and I watched this video about two weeks ago. I could really feel the love Ryan was expressing through his words that he had for the graduates and that stuck out to me , and rang in my head during my class' grad speech. The love and togetherness was intense. You guys inspire me a lot and to top it off, y'all are too funny for words. Always remember to keep grounded and to do what you do best, making people happy while ensuring to maintain your happiness as well. Much love. xoxoxox

    • @loveliveserve
      @loveliveserve  8 лет назад +33

      💞

    • @AwesomeAlex808
      @AwesomeAlex808 8 лет назад +9

      that was beautiful. congrats to you new grad. now go out there and make your future proud.

    • @MarinnaS
      @MarinnaS 8 лет назад +2

      +Alex Zee You are absolutely amazing! Bless you and thank you!

    • @Thatoneguyviner
      @Thatoneguyviner 8 лет назад

      not finna read that long ass comment but u cute doe js

    • @erikkassner9324
      @erikkassner9324 8 лет назад +8

      +that guy Lmao shut the fuck up

  • @mchase4
    @mchase4 5 лет назад +11352

    I try not to eat peanut butter before a speech

    • @Fs_Mikey24
      @Fs_Mikey24 5 лет назад +63

      I don’t get it

    • @user-zq4ji6gx7b
      @user-zq4ji6gx7b 5 лет назад +47

      @@Fs_Mikey24 lol

    • @cyndirosin6258
      @cyndirosin6258 5 лет назад +111

      😂😂😂 Yeah, i gave my dog some peanut butter the other day and i kept thinking about it all throughout the video

    • @ezzy6318
      @ezzy6318 5 лет назад +7

      Just subbed

    • @jordynn
      @jordynn 5 лет назад +9

      stole the comment lol

  • @iSpilledMyWock
    @iSpilledMyWock 4 года назад +2081

    Imagine if this man said “What’s goodie, it’s your boy Rhino AKA light skin Danny Phantom and before we start, let’s talk about today’s sponsor.”

    • @imane8537
      @imane8537 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @moural1133
      @moural1133 4 года назад

      hilarious😂😂😂

    • @Luminiscens
      @Luminiscens 4 года назад

      jøê huh?

    • @codsquad3819
      @codsquad3819 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @indigo1991
      @indigo1991 4 года назад +5

      jøê at the end he would say “ah”

  • @nathnaelyohannes2205
    @nathnaelyohannes2205 4 года назад +1302

    "Be phenomenal or be forgotten"
    Deep Stufff

    • @arshr6964
      @arshr6964 3 года назад +3

      ong

    • @lynnette7869
      @lynnette7869 3 года назад +2

      Be yourself and you will be phenomenal!

    • @bleach8776
      @bleach8776 3 года назад +20

      @@lynnette7869 Worst quote ever

    • @stouttube394
      @stouttube394 3 года назад +1

      @@bleach8776 how so

    • @bleach8776
      @bleach8776 3 года назад +7

      @@stouttube394 It’s extremely cheesy and it only gives false hope

  • @CarlosLopez-wh5gs
    @CarlosLopez-wh5gs 8 лет назад +8619

    "We survived earthquakes, blackouts, and Ebola." Best part😂😂

    • @DuvalGawd
      @DuvalGawd 8 лет назад +86

      America sucks, by that I meant the team in your profile picture...

    • @seanredulla1327
      @seanredulla1327 8 лет назад +4

      +THey GAmER 10/10 xD

    • @daddy3177
      @daddy3177 8 лет назад +27

      America sucks CHIVAS CHIVAS CHIVAS

    • @CarlosLopez-wh5gs
      @CarlosLopez-wh5gs 8 лет назад +11

      +daddy well at least America almost didn't get relegated. Chivas got lucky that they didn't. They finally realized at the end of the season that they need to start winning the fucking games!😂😂😂

    • @DuvalGawd
      @DuvalGawd 8 лет назад +2

      +Carlos Lopez I support Tigres, my team is better than yours bro I'm sorry

  • @crocs4608
    @crocs4608 4 года назад +4155

    Bru the amount of times I heard his lips smacking...

  • @hamzahusain2946
    @hamzahusain2946 4 года назад +11922

    Who’s here during Coronavirus

    • @uwu9272
      @uwu9272 4 года назад +51

      My school cancelled classes due to the coronavirus

    • @brickpick2566
      @brickpick2566 4 года назад +11

      TheUnstopableBob // T-TUBE Same

    • @uwu9272
      @uwu9272 4 года назад +7

      @@brickpick2566 you live in OKC?

    • @kathirmack-dev540
      @kathirmack-dev540 4 года назад +9

      COUGH

    • @LaKyOnTheGangGFIYTB
      @LaKyOnTheGangGFIYTB 4 года назад +3

      TheUnstopableBob // T-TUBE same 2 weeks off

  • @Thatgirl1965
    @Thatgirl1965 3 года назад +154

    I’m 56 years old, and I thought the speech was awesome. For an 18-year-old in front of his peers, teachers, friends and family, he did a phenomenal job. 💯

  • @gosleep9163
    @gosleep9163 8 лет назад +2197

    I thought at the end he was gonna tell them to subscribe to his channel

  • @trex_46boss14
    @trex_46boss14 5 лет назад +2830

    We survived an earthquake, 2 blackouts and... Ebola
    -Ryan Burton lol

    • @TimXMan1000
      @TimXMan1000 5 лет назад +1

      alejo banting
      Haha I remember that earthquake

    • @catervu1401
      @catervu1401 5 лет назад +1

      @anish bansal thanks

    • @tatipapi779
      @tatipapi779 5 лет назад +7

      i was reading this then he said it 💀💀💀

    • @javv3973
      @javv3973 5 лет назад +2

      Haha class of 15’ here and i still remember when Ebola hit around 2013 or something and everyone was freaking out lol

    • @evan.buck3
      @evan.buck3 5 лет назад +1

      I liked how someone coughed after he said and Ebola

  • @DemoJust
    @DemoJust 8 лет назад +4626

    he sounds like a young morgan freeman

  • @umarkotroo5528
    @umarkotroo5528 4 года назад +464

    "The first football game, the first girlfriend, the second girlfriend. The THIRD girlfriend." Damn, G, how many have u had?

    • @isqqk7651
      @isqqk7651 3 года назад

      @Cavs 2016 Champs 😑

  • @lollipopjungle8185
    @lollipopjungle8185 5 лет назад +7718

    2019-2020 Who's still watching ?? :)

  • @eltrespatas8258
    @eltrespatas8258 7 лет назад +5170

    He sound like he was trying to get the full taste of a hot pocket

  • @iangardner3082
    @iangardner3082 5 лет назад +1971

    Who else is just now seeing this in their recommendations 🤣

  • @jonnievalte7844
    @jonnievalte7844 4 года назад +200

    "Be phenomenal or be forgotten" that is a powerful message... Nicely done

  • @zuko4370
    @zuko4370 5 лет назад +2420

    when you think its a recent video but then he says 2015 smh

    • @divinest
      @divinest 5 лет назад +12

      It's clearly written 3 years ago

    • @omshree2448
      @omshree2448 5 лет назад +1

      RUclips algorithms at the magic again 🔮

    • @brycegerlach8949
      @brycegerlach8949 5 лет назад

      What does smh mean

    • @xpeachy7546
      @xpeachy7546 5 лет назад

      @@brycegerlach8949 'Shaking My Head' is what smh means

    • @landencalabrese7507
      @landencalabrese7507 5 лет назад

      I was like number 1k

  • @justblessed9358
    @justblessed9358 5 лет назад +1664

    The first girlfriend
    The second girlfriend
    The third girlfriend
    Figuring out you are the problem😂😂😂 am dead bruh

  • @antdoeseverything735
    @antdoeseverything735 4 года назад +6971

    When you go from giving graduation speeches to blasting sex songs in the library😂😂

  • @maggi.no.e
    @maggi.no.e 3 года назад +558

    He really called his own speech the funniest speech of all time

  • @lexisweeney10
    @lexisweeney10 7 лет назад +641

    This dude may have been eating peanut butter but his speech was straight fire

  • @Sinacyl
    @Sinacyl 6 лет назад +600

    Who’s else is watching this in 2018?

  • @joenation7057
    @joenation7057 5 лет назад +1254

    The best part when he said “mom when I grow up I want to be Spider-Man”. his mom looks at him and says “Ryan grow up you graduate next week”.

    • @cj8912
      @cj8912 5 лет назад +5

      Joe Nation and his mom says, Ryan, your 33, GET A FUCKING JOB YOU IMMATURE PIECE OF SHIT

    • @AntdaGreat
      @AntdaGreat 5 лет назад +19

      @@cj8912 that sounds personal

    • @maliksims4215
      @maliksims4215 5 лет назад +2

      xLemxnade 😂😂😂

    • @cj8912
      @cj8912 5 лет назад +1

      @@AntdaGreat DONT MAKE FUNS OF ME

    • @kiaragamer3859
      @kiaragamer3859 5 лет назад

      LOL its funny how I saw this comment right at that moment

  • @Purplerain-s4x
    @Purplerain-s4x 4 года назад +513

    This whole time I’m sitting here thinking this guy looks like the guy from Liveloveserve🤦‍♂️

  • @enri447
    @enri447 7 лет назад +3118

    “Ryan, grow up you graduate next week.”😂

    • @eriksintigo6036
      @eriksintigo6036 7 лет назад +29

      Jorge Masvidal’s Hairline when i read this he also said it

    • @chiefdevito3126
      @chiefdevito3126 6 лет назад +4

      Jorge Masvidal’s Hairline
      Why is your hair line running away from your forehead?

    • @dolantwinobssed4795
      @dolantwinobssed4795 6 лет назад +1

      Jorge Masvidal’s Hairline 1k liker

    • @auroraaguilera4945
      @auroraaguilera4945 6 лет назад

      Jorge Masvidal’s Hairline lmao I graduate in May 25

    • @Norma-Zita
      @Norma-Zita 6 лет назад

      Erik Sintigo same

  • @laolu1151
    @laolu1151 7 лет назад +2006

    this speech was very tongue-in-cheek

  • @varios4883
    @varios4883 3 года назад +104

    I feel weird after watching this ceremony. I graduated the school during beginning of pandemic and my school didnt have any ceremony.
    We just moved in our way never seeing each other again after school was closed.
    Of course i see my best friends from time to time but the rest of a class is gone.

    • @J9049_
      @J9049_ 3 года назад +6

      Same we didnt get a prom or a final assembly or anything to commemorate the years we spent there it was weird and abit sad tbh

    • @mhmddp239
      @mhmddp239 3 года назад

      so it's about 18 monthes since you graduated. Do you have a job now?

  • @clayfarrell9038
    @clayfarrell9038 8 лет назад +3781

    my man gives speeches like Obama

    • @Chris-pt3it
      @Chris-pt3it 8 лет назад +67

      Thats because that is obama

    • @cotfviper4949
      @cotfviper4949 8 лет назад +13

      +DragonRebound '-' just cuz he's black... smh

    • @Chris-pt3it
      @Chris-pt3it 8 лет назад +7

      +COTF Viper no it was his rhymes

    • @Chris-pt3it
      @Chris-pt3it 8 лет назад +2

      +Isac Carrillo O-O

    • @sf9046
      @sf9046 8 лет назад +19

      He's more likable than Obama.

  • @jasminedavis1851
    @jasminedavis1851 6 лет назад +2660

    at first I thought he went to an all girls school 😂😂😂

    • @iloveyouskii
      @iloveyouskii 6 лет назад +17

      Me 2 Lmao

    • @mapakaneramabele8080
      @mapakaneramabele8080 6 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tone__
      @Tone__ 6 лет назад +44

      Pain yt relax dude

    • @muzado3617
      @muzado3617 6 лет назад +7

      @Pain yt you got no chill

    • @karma0626
      @karma0626 6 лет назад +7

      @Pain yt how do u know what he look like 😂

  • @haremking7256
    @haremking7256 5 лет назад +5116

    When u go from giving a graduation speech to playing sexual music in the library 😅

  • @hbkiddos
    @hbkiddos 4 года назад +1224

    The people laughing sound like the laugh tags from Disney shows

  • @ohyeahyeah3567
    @ohyeahyeah3567 5 лет назад +3449

    if this man makes another noise with his mouth i’m gonna lose it 😂

  • @kyle2206
    @kyle2206 6 лет назад +4916

    More licks than the joker in a 3 hr movie

  • @ollierobertson-kurd
    @ollierobertson-kurd 4 года назад +263

    Comments: WhOs HeRe DuRiNg QuArAnTiNe?
    *Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down*

  • @Joshm7987
    @Joshm7987 5 лет назад +13123

    At my high school speech I’m gonna start off like this
    Before I start my speech I just want to say I wrote this last minute just like I did all my high school work... that’s all I got for now lol 😂
    Like this to remind me in 4 years
    From now 9/19/19

    • @CakeLuck
      @CakeLuck 5 лет назад +597

      cringe

    • @leakscentral2704
      @leakscentral2704 5 лет назад +302

      Joshua M gotta be valedictorian first. That means you have the best grades out of every student in your grade. That’s means at least getting 4.5 gpa. Meaning straight As and A+ even in AP classes. Good luck

    • @amsempire
      @amsempire 5 лет назад +155

      LeaksCentral or just be the class president lOl

    • @leakscentral2704
      @leakscentral2704 5 лет назад +16

      AMSempire yeah but ur not valedictorian and do not the prestige of that.

    • @kikigopie419
      @kikigopie419 5 лет назад +2

      Omg yes!!😂

  • @that_guy8290
    @that_guy8290 5 лет назад +3830

    Lmaoo some kid just used this whole speech word for word at my high school graduation

    • @spypocalypse
      @spypocalypse 5 лет назад +99

      That_guy bruh same wtf

    • @PhantomAyz
      @PhantomAyz 5 лет назад +81

      Did they laugh?

    • @homangill1620
      @homangill1620 5 лет назад +202

      That_guy that don’t make sense cuz some shit would be outdated

    • @nxovva
      @nxovva 5 лет назад +45

      That_guy lmao comment stealers in a nutshell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FahaDisMe
      @FahaDisMe 5 лет назад +113

      That would be so cringe

  • @harnessedinhopes6528
    @harnessedinhopes6528 7 лет назад +225

    *Plot Twist*
    He's not actually the one talking. They put peanut butter in his mouth and hid someone behind the curtain with a microphone. That, ladies and gents, is why he smacks his lips every 5 seconds.

    • @LeeLaaEm2
      @LeeLaaEm2 7 лет назад

      Grunkle Stan best comment of all time

  • @louinaghdiani7977
    @louinaghdiani7977 3 года назад +142

    3:37 he was just about to burst out laughing 😂

  • @melodie2498
    @melodie2498 5 лет назад +1317

    "I turned to my mom and she said, *Ryan, grow up. You're graduating next week"*
    Best part😂😂

  • @adambrown6371
    @adambrown6371 5 лет назад +1922

    this is litteraly asmr lol. he licked his lips so many times

    • @duncanblignaut6730
      @duncanblignaut6730 5 лет назад +30

      3:39 he almost laughed at his own joke😂😂😂😂

    • @prinz6026
      @prinz6026 4 года назад +1

      What is asmr??

    • @crelq-lq2qu
      @crelq-lq2qu 4 года назад

      Steve.josiah Aquino you’re*

    • @iv-hf7dm
      @iv-hf7dm 4 года назад +1

      @@prinz6026 instead of questioning in the comments and making a fool out of yourself just goigle it stupid

  • @just.dav1d
    @just.dav1d 6 лет назад +2250

    My teacher showed this video to us in class as an example of what to say during our 8th grade graduation speech and I was the only one who knew this was loveliveserve

  • @Just_a_randomguy_ontheinternet
    @Just_a_randomguy_ontheinternet 4 года назад +84

    I watched this before I knew LLS bc it was in my recommend. I didn’t even know that this was Rhino from LLS. Later, I found LLS and started watching a lot of their vids. Now a year later, this video has been recommended to me again and I finally found out that this was Ryan when he graduated high school. Well just a little story of mine

    • @hipinq9586
      @hipinq9586 4 года назад

      Bro me to😂🔥

    • @debbiepedroza4081
      @debbiepedroza4081 3 года назад

      lmao same 😭😭

    • @RoseAngella
      @RoseAngella 3 года назад

      I’m going to have to research who or what is LLS, unless you guys want to educate me?

    • @potatoslayer15years26
      @potatoslayer15years26 3 года назад +1

      @@RoseAngella LLS, the channel you're on. It's stands for love live serve. The guy in the vid and another dude run this channel, making skits and stuff

    • @RoseAngella
      @RoseAngella 3 года назад

      @@potatoslayer15years26
      Thank you.

  • @ItsClout2k
    @ItsClout2k 8 лет назад +2042

    he can be the new president of america

    • @RPRISM
      @RPRISM 8 лет назад +14

      Michiel Marto #ryanforpresident2020

    • @ItsClout2k
      @ItsClout2k 8 лет назад +8

      RPRISM yay

    • @Frmdirt
      @Frmdirt 8 лет назад +13

      Michiel Marto Stop trying to get top comment...

    • @ryankay913
      @ryankay913 7 лет назад +4

      Yaakov Kanofsky wut... the president before was black

    • @ItsClout2k
      @ItsClout2k 7 лет назад +1

      Yaakov Kanofsky so who is obama? ur are more stupid than trump

  • @goteem1738
    @goteem1738 7 лет назад +3588

    Y'all hear that mouth smacking, dude need some Fiji

    • @imyourmomsmans9968
      @imyourmomsmans9968 7 лет назад +40

      LushpuppyTV he chewing gum fam 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @abelgreeve3352
      @abelgreeve3352 7 лет назад +2

      Nah man he need some voss 2000 bro

    • @bryceramiro808
      @bryceramiro808 6 лет назад +3

      I'll show you De wae

    • @josephbarthley
      @josephbarthley 6 лет назад

      LushpuppyTV No no no mouth smacking us is de wae. You do not know de wae

    • @powe8572
      @powe8572 6 лет назад +1

      Legend 28 lol

  • @tylerbaker3832
    @tylerbaker3832 6 лет назад +994

    I was literally thinking in my head when he came up "what's goodie it your boy rhino"

    • @JosephAliDeeb
      @JosephAliDeeb 6 лет назад

      Tyler Baker comment already made

    • @RWBHere
      @RWBHere 6 лет назад

      Tyler, what else do you think with? ;-D

    • @blest114
      @blest114 6 лет назад

      Tyler Baker me too

    • @frostkiller
      @frostkiller 6 лет назад

      Tyler Baker boiii we all were!

    • @SaritaSings.
      @SaritaSings. 6 лет назад

      me too holy shit lol

  • @rajindrabadree1628
    @rajindrabadree1628 4 года назад +46

    "There was the first girlfriend,the second girlfriend, the third girlfriend, to figuring out you were the problem"
    😂😂

  • @aydenpitt9612
    @aydenpitt9612 5 лет назад +2125

    Damn they are gonna graduate from college this year 🤭

  • @yahyasheikh8996
    @yahyasheikh8996 4 года назад +5113

    Better jokes than Lilly Singh's late night show

    • @infernaur
      @infernaur 4 года назад +70

      Agreed

    • @kaedenjohnson3258
      @kaedenjohnson3258 4 года назад +116

      all fax no printer

    • @kuishin
      @kuishin 4 года назад +54

      Yahya Sheikh like she was funny in the first place

    • @nomarperez5253
      @nomarperez5253 4 года назад +15

      Hop on the organ cuz you preaching rn

    • @jt8892
      @jt8892 4 года назад +4

      Agreed

  • @VayporWayve
    @VayporWayve 4 года назад +2682

    2015: Nope
    2016: Nope
    2017: Nope
    2018: Nope
    2019: Nope
    2020: Hey, let’s recommend this to everyone!
    Dear RUclips, why are you broken?

    • @toybon7086
      @toybon7086 4 года назад +4

      Nikoll Lumaj lol same

    • @ayman.hak1mi
      @ayman.hak1mi 4 года назад +4

      Pilot Plays this was the year of the Ebola so I’m not surprised it was recommended to us around the time Corona broke out😪

    • @Ashlord
      @Ashlord 4 года назад +2

      YT not broken, it had to much corona...

    • @thetrashcanking
      @thetrashcanking 4 года назад +7

      Your channel was only created in 2019 so how would it be recommended in 2015?

    • @VayporWayve
      @VayporWayve 4 года назад +2

      TheTrashCanKing i get your point, but still, it’s more because a large portion of the comments and views happened because the algorithm decided to recommend this video 6 years after it was published. I may not have been here at upload time, but i was here when it got recommended to me.

  • @omardababoon6672
    @omardababoon6672 3 года назад +23

    “Be phenomenal or be forgotten”

  • @DonyeaMosley
    @DonyeaMosley 7 лет назад +931

    Tables turn bridges burned and lessons learned was also a Drake line. This man is a genius.

    • @pokommunity
      @pokommunity 6 лет назад +8

      It's not lessons learned its you live and learn lmao dumb ass nigga

    • @Mussa.H
      @Mussa.H 6 лет назад +2

      CAKE cake cake cake cake cake, cake.

    • @roundgreenpotatohunter58398
      @roundgreenpotatohunter58398 6 лет назад

      As I’m reading this I just bow her that in the vid

  • @thekismatcrestha7786
    @thekismatcrestha7786 4 года назад +4182

    legend says he's still licking his lips.
    .
    .
    Wow, thanks for the likes.

  • @lollipop-kr4rn
    @lollipop-kr4rn 4 года назад +471

    This is how many times ryan lick his inner cheek
    👇🏻

  • @amazingfireboy1848
    @amazingfireboy1848 3 года назад +21

    This is the perfect combination of funny and inspirational.

  • @erickmorelos1874
    @erickmorelos1874 7 лет назад +902

    the spider man joke got me dead

    • @aagang4513
      @aagang4513 6 лет назад

      Assistant To The Regional Manger oh shit

  • @goatedbrownie7078
    @goatedbrownie7078 5 лет назад +1034

    2015 nope
    2016 nope
    2017 nope
    2018 nope
    2019 let’s put this in everyone’s recommended

  • @kimberly8656
    @kimberly8656 7 лет назад +385

    this is truly the funniest and best high school graduation speech ive ever heard congratulations man

    • @000subswithnovideos6
      @000subswithnovideos6 6 лет назад +2

      AFD0409 what's so funny other than the Spider-Man

    • @keatonhoward3150
      @keatonhoward3150 6 лет назад

      Top Dog HD all of it. The drake lines were pretty good too.

  • @benjaminbayan4223
    @benjaminbayan4223 4 года назад +68

    I love how at the girlfriend part, the laugh gets progressively louder every number of girlfriend he mentioned😆

  • @Nuahsyk
    @Nuahsyk 6 лет назад +1594

    I remember when i watched my first spider-man movie, i told my mom i wanted to be spider-man, but she said "Grow-up.... Your about to graduate next week". LMAO

  • @calvinsimon1331
    @calvinsimon1331 8 лет назад +661

    Am I the only one that thinks it sounds like he's eating peanut butter 😅😂

    • @Lilpeepkinn
      @Lilpeepkinn 7 лет назад +1

      Calvin Simon i don't want to ruin te 420 likes

    • @wanh33da69
      @wanh33da69 7 лет назад +1

      Kevin Dekkers too late :/

    • @Derren82
      @Derren82 7 лет назад +1

      Kevin Dekkers well u fucking did bitch

    • @morbidlyobeast6971
      @morbidlyobeast6971 7 лет назад +1

      It was a solid speech, but I literally could't pay attention to a single word he said with all that slurping and licking going on holy shit

  • @magicguy096
    @magicguy096 6 лет назад +1779

    Who watching in 2018 😂

  • @leviackerman8864
    @leviackerman8864 2 года назад +9

    Feels like freshman yesterday but I’m graduating today. Time sure flied🎓

  • @dadwiththemilk6428
    @dadwiththemilk6428 6 лет назад +823

    *Grow up you graduate next week*

  • @lanzones6856
    @lanzones6856 6 лет назад +2120

    I wouldnt pass the blunt to this guy

    • @Evan-mj4bw
      @Evan-mj4bw 5 лет назад +39

      @@knockfest924 he was just nervous i do that all the time but i aint ever baptised no gotdamn blunt

    • @shemarbrown1612
      @shemarbrown1612 5 лет назад +1

      Lolz. Mans on point with this one..

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 5 лет назад +1

      Knock Fest u got dry mouth or something? If ur mouth is dry u needa see a doctor.

    • @notmemeoftheweek6674
      @notmemeoftheweek6674 5 лет назад +6

      He would put it out the moment his lips touch the blunt lmao 😂

    • @dokadoka8885
      @dokadoka8885 5 лет назад

      Lmaoo

  • @nickspin8300
    @nickspin8300 4 года назад +341

    “Street poet and philosopher drake”😂

    • @evanraymond8728
      @evanraymond8728 4 года назад +1

      That one gets me 😂😂

    • @inumidunoyenuga5333
      @inumidunoyenuga5333 4 года назад

      nick spin I literally just got to this part of the video when I saw your comment

  • @Vinnraptt
    @Vinnraptt 3 года назад +21

    Man had McDonald’s sprite before he went up there.

  • @KatonVsTwoooo
    @KatonVsTwoooo 7 лет назад +3030

    You thirsty bro? 😂

    • @billysavage5215
      @billysavage5215 7 лет назад +4

      AstroGaming I would be that’s a lot of talking lol I would die

    • @pilot4910
      @pilot4910 7 лет назад

      I am ;)
      ;)))))

    • @CashflowConfidentials
      @CashflowConfidentials 6 лет назад

      fucking awesome hahahahahha

    • @Destroyer-yq8bs
      @Destroyer-yq8bs 6 лет назад

      AstroGamer yes

    • @user-tm3jd5et6f
      @user-tm3jd5et6f 6 лет назад

      AstroGamer he sleveks+dndkd+wmf m(_-#{fbdhwvakbxishsu#nddbxioxs+son#k @í is d confirm play

  • @jacksontucker1497
    @jacksontucker1497 4 года назад +631

    Ryan: we survived earthquakes two blackouts and Ebola
    Random person in the audience: cough

    • @idgaf6009
      @idgaf6009 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @2kab157
      @2kab157 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mosiacmaniacswarm
      @mosiacmaniacswarm 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Roger-qj8cd
      @Roger-qj8cd 3 года назад +3

      *holy music stops*

  • @Sommaa
    @Sommaa 7 лет назад +2193

    i can't even tell if this is a skit considering what this channel is today

  • @akshually03
    @akshually03 3 года назад +34

    Title should be: “Graduate doing ASMR in front of audience”

  • @M_773
    @M_773 6 лет назад +1473

    Dayuum he actually study...

  • @lilshaquile9365
    @lilshaquile9365 8 лет назад +619

    Street poet and philosopher Drake
    lmao xD

  • @TheShamimmiah1234
    @TheShamimmiah1234 6 лет назад +246

    " What's goodie, its yo boi rhino"
    Started from the bottom and he made it