Andy Samberg's speech at Harvard

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @MorphoComics
    @MorphoComics 5 лет назад +11190

    PERALTA THAT'S ENOUGH!

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk 4 года назад +275

      I actually could hear that in a Raymond Holt voice!

    • @TOSKEN
      @TOSKEN 4 года назад +5

      Pero que haces aqui morpho

    • @virgilsanders3760
      @virgilsanders3760 4 года назад +28

      Darren Semotiuk I also can hear Jake say that in Holts voice

    • @jlee9723
      @jlee9723 4 года назад +19

      Morpho Comics PERALTA YOUR A GENIUS

    • @ii.sk77
      @ii.sk77 4 года назад +5

      Morpho Comics Nine Nine

  • @luaned.g9798
    @luaned.g9798 3 года назад +2112

    Kinda rude how they did a Harvard graduation in the middle of a Andy Samberg one man show

  • @i3elieve
    @i3elieve 9 лет назад +7246

    "This is a day" - Andy Samberg

  • @amyjefferis4347
    @amyjefferis4347 4 года назад +5313

    I just realised that he is turning 41 this year. Holy shit. He looks about 20.

    • @funtimes8296
      @funtimes8296 4 года назад +54

      He's turning 42 this summer actually

    • @sydster999
      @sydster999 4 года назад +90

      Minding your own business does wonders for the complexion

    • @mylifeisgooduvu4176
      @mylifeisgooduvu4176 4 года назад +6

      Look up “Damon Salvatore from vampire diaries” the dude who plays him, I think his name is Ian, he looks like twenty

    • @Emily-fm7pt
      @Emily-fm7pt 4 года назад +9

      Fun Times it’s the reverse he’s turning 24

    • @Copperflash
      @Copperflash 4 года назад +11

      Amy Jefferis everyone says that, and I think I’ve figured out why he looks like that. He doesn’t overwork himself or stress himself out, he does what he does because he loves it. It’s known that stress can make you age, but Andy Samberg doesn’t put himself under all that stress

  • @beatriceghattas4801
    @beatriceghattas4801 6 лет назад +5645

    "And Harvard ain't cheap, where my sugar daddies at?" was iconic

    • @swayamshah6891
      @swayamshah6891 4 года назад +22

      Béatrice Ghattas 1k likes and no comments? wow alright i am gonna have to just compose myself

    • @beatriceghattas4801
      @beatriceghattas4801 4 года назад +8

      @@swayamshah6891 Wow, I didn't even keep track of that :")

    • @theYoutubeHandle
      @theYoutubeHandle 4 года назад +8

      no need to raise your hands....

    • @nataliaarlovskaya6459
      @nataliaarlovskaya6459 3 года назад +5

      Must have timestamp!!!

    • @chaitanyabhatia_
      @chaitanyabhatia_ 3 года назад +15

      @@nataliaarlovskaya6459 15:30

  • @duyguvulpes
    @duyguvulpes 6 лет назад +13614

    Wow. This guy just made me watch a Harvard graduation speech over twenty minutes. I am pretty sure I won't even be listening to anything at my graduation. Andy Samberg is an amazing human/genius.

    • @hayali8578
      @hayali8578 5 лет назад +11

      Güzel espri. Ayrıca katılıyorum, şu kadar özgür bir konuşmacımız olsa biz de dinleriz mezuniyet konuşmasını.

    • @hmmnotsure
      @hmmnotsure 5 лет назад +170

      No, he's an Amazing Detective/Genius.

    • @hmmnotsure
      @hmmnotsure 5 лет назад +5

      @@Sushigabby True...

    • @BitWrecker
      @BitWrecker 5 лет назад +3

      So true lol

    • @jamesayton3491
      @jamesayton3491 5 лет назад +26

      Only Brooklyn 99 peeps understand

  • @faidrao2
    @faidrao2 8 лет назад +14238

    that's what happens when jake peralta goes undercover and acts like a famous actor.

  • @charlesboyle2340
    @charlesboyle2340 4 года назад +14491

    WAY TO GO JAKE! THAT’S MY BESTFRIEND

    • @drfreudsmom
      @drfreudsmom 4 года назад +236

      Charles Boyle!? Charles!?

    • @wetpizza5413
      @wetpizza5413 4 года назад +319

      How do I say Nikolaj? Please teach me

    • @krishiv.95
      @krishiv.95 4 года назад +142

      Charles! Were you dreaming about Jake again?

    • @utaker3385
      @utaker3385 4 года назад +90

      The dedication for this comment 🤯

    • @rifqi96
      @rifqi96 4 года назад +144

      Cmon Boyle, we all know his best friend is Doug Judy.

  • @advenchurro2581
    @advenchurro2581 8 лет назад +11587

    Lol that guy he kisses was my SAT tutor, no joke

    • @juliahmueller9388
      @juliahmueller9388 8 лет назад +87

      +AdvenChurro OH MAN! X"DDD

    • @advenchurro2581
      @advenchurro2581 8 лет назад +705

      I never got the impression haha, he was probably just shocked and embarrased

    • @wendyzanthiago5630
      @wendyzanthiago5630 8 лет назад +1064

      Jay Pixel you dont have to be homophobic to be suprised a dude let alone a celebrity dude randomly kisses you in front of hundreds of people. Sounds ridiculous that was your thought pattern

    • @uhm7293
      @uhm7293 7 лет назад +840

      To be fair. It was probably scripted. Cause like, I doubt he'd randomnly make out with some

    • @brennahasselmann8075
      @brennahasselmann8075 6 лет назад +59

      Mike Williams I bet a lot of people doubted that he would do what he did

  • @bernarddrive5308
    @bernarddrive5308 8 лет назад +16652

    Why is Jake Peralta pretending to be this "Andy Samberg"?

  • @ChasishOnYouTube
    @ChasishOnYouTube 5 лет назад +8494

    He uhhh... he really did it to Harvard, didn't he? I mean... he just shitposted for over twenty minutes at one of the most prestigious institutes of higher learning in the world. And they loved it. Legend.

    • @rohny18
      @rohny18 4 года назад +186

      he did. Absolute legend.

    • @colinkelly2431
      @colinkelly2431 4 года назад +271

      It takes a great comedian to insult the place who is being nice to you tell them they suck and they still think he’s Hilarios LMAO

    • @juliawilkinson
      @juliawilkinson 4 года назад +64

      Yeah he did! But I thought the crowd was kinda dead. :/

    • @ChasishOnYouTube
      @ChasishOnYouTube 4 года назад +2

      @@juliawilkinson who are you

    • @TheLynxer
      @TheLynxer 4 года назад +84

      @@juliawilkinson Well the crowd is like 80% parents and grandparents, so it was mostly just the students laughing because only they got his humor. Still though Andy got a lot of laughs. Great speech.

  • @zotethemighty655
    @zotethemighty655 4 года назад +2260

    He’s literally Jake Peralta in real life.

  • @JohnDuppleingham
    @JohnDuppleingham 6 лет назад +7852

    I hope Charles never sends Nikolaj to a school who doesn't film in 1080p.

  • @jlp277cornell
    @jlp277cornell 9 лет назад +3851

    they should release the speech beforehand so these guys can study and get the jokes

  • @phoebelai293
    @phoebelai293 4 года назад +2307

    This speech is literally a stand up show and I’m here for it

  • @nehh_aksat
    @nehh_aksat 3 года назад +1506

    He roasted Harvard whilst still being nice and warm. This man is a comic genius. His comedy is so underrated and unique. Nobody has made me laugh this much before.

    • @anubhutipatel7213
      @anubhutipatel7213 3 года назад +10

      The fact that my like was 99th like 😂

    • @CivilizedWarrior
      @CivilizedWarrior 2 года назад +2

      An amazing human/comic genius

    • @flyingtoaster1427
      @flyingtoaster1427 2 года назад +1

      it's called short term memory,, no prob. you can say anything about anyone. Love is all y' nique

    • @ninjachannel007
      @ninjachannel007 Год назад +2

      He is a multiple Emmy winner. His comedy is not underrated. It is rated where it should be.

    • @XxSyphnnxX
      @XxSyphnnxX Год назад +1

      No he's an amazing detective/genius

  • @quadmaxlikepie
    @quadmaxlikepie 8 лет назад +8769

    Don't you think in 2012 Harvard would have a 1080p camera?

    • @ratulotron
      @ratulotron 8 лет назад +55

      +Sofa I guess it doesn't matter much for a speech

    • @quadmaxlikepie
      @quadmaxlikepie 8 лет назад +29

      +Ratul Minhaz your right but you would think they would have one

    • @maha0073
      @maha0073 8 лет назад +12

      I'm really

    • @Jalmerk
      @Jalmerk 8 лет назад +10

      +Ali Mohamud So am I.

    • @ActionKirito
      @ActionKirito 8 лет назад +6

      +Sofa and atleast a 720P Camera could be possible

  • @akatechon5731
    @akatechon5731 6 лет назад +4044

    The guy at the start is fake Charles isn't it?

  • @ProfessorBigCat
    @ProfessorBigCat 9 лет назад +5118

    I find this speech more intellectually engaging than others, to be honest. Samberg didn't regurgitate cliches on success, nor did he produce any cheesy ones of his own. He was able to chastise the educational system; specifically Harvard, while not receiving any backlash for it. The wit and comedy of this speech definitely deserved more applause from that very tough crowd!

    • @domdoogle3299
      @domdoogle3299 6 лет назад +75

      r/iamverysmart

    • @ok2593
      @ok2593 5 лет назад +41

      @@domdoogle3299 jesus fucking christ

    • @dev-xp6ct
      @dev-xp6ct 5 лет назад +57

      Holt is that you?

    • @allypodnar1718
      @allypodnar1718 5 лет назад +23

      this comment screams harvard

    • @mylifeisgooduvu4176
      @mylifeisgooduvu4176 4 года назад +16

      It’s in an outdoor venue so the laughter didn’t seem loud but they are laughing a lot

  • @hadriewyn
    @hadriewyn 4 года назад +1111

    I died when he said "Science and math you're cool" and one guy behind him fist pumped so happily

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 3 года назад +32

      I love that he said this.
      Seriously it's the validation Math and Science geeks have needed all this time!
      ... I say as an IT graduate that has also gone to film school.

    • @adityaroy7616
      @adityaroy7616 2 года назад +2

      @@VixeyTeh Then, proceeds to say "finally."

    • @Kagura982
      @Kagura982 2 года назад +1

      That guy is cute

  • @Basketballerphx
    @Basketballerphx 9 лет назад +3398

    The students and parents ARE laughing, but because it is an outdoors venue, the laughter isn't bouncing off the walls like it would be in an auditorium. Trust me, Harvard isn't full of humorless stiffs. Unless you count 60% of the faculty.

    • @Basketballerphx
      @Basketballerphx 9 лет назад +1

      Michael Cote college*

    • @SynthCool
      @SynthCool 9 лет назад +5

      +Michael Cote Inbred

    • @Pepingco
      @Pepingco 8 лет назад +31

      +Pardon_M3 I hope you are right, cause it sounds like he's dying out there and he often looks like hes uncomfortable after each punch line.

    • @iaintpepsi2672
      @iaintpepsi2672 6 лет назад +34

      Poet Productions that’s his style of humor it’s kinda the joke, he’s actually a really good comedian and is so underrated

    • @cellophage5855
      @cellophage5855 4 года назад +2

      Uh yeah look at the shots of the crowd. Anyone who can’t agree with you is a dumbass

  • @FreshestBleach
    @FreshestBleach 10 лет назад +3867

    I think that guy's sexual orientation changed when Andy kissed him because mine would too

    • @TamannaDas
      @TamannaDas 6 лет назад +31

      FreshBleach What if he was already gay?

    • @SecretRevelation
      @SecretRevelation 6 лет назад +108

      Then logically by the previous statement, logic dictates that he is now straight.

    • @atuldgr8
      @atuldgr8 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @lewisbarrah8804
      @lewisbarrah8804 5 лет назад +18

      @@TamannaDas Then this was the best moment of his life!

    • @pinecone27
      @pinecone27 5 лет назад +2

      Lewis ito homophobic

  • @imhellag
    @imhellag 9 лет назад +5164

    Asian parents in the audience are dying right now. Like "what is this???"

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 9 лет назад +70

      ***** yeah im asian thanks for the words but i don't think you catch what i'm tryna say lol

    • @kamikace7531
      @kamikace7531 9 лет назад +15

      imhellag he actually rested your case XD

    • @shazalgeorge5993
      @shazalgeorge5993 5 лет назад

      I'm asian too. Sorry for my bad English

    • @BeanPas
      @BeanPas 5 лет назад +9

      Uncomfortably laughing

    • @jul8478
      @jul8478 5 лет назад +6

      That's what I thought too lmao (I'm Asian too ppl calm ur shit)

  • @jordaneisenman4894
    @jordaneisenman4894 4 года назад +1754

    That dude 20 years later: "Yeah, I'm not gay, but I made out with Andy Samberg."

  • @kleyrjavier8449
    @kleyrjavier8449 6 лет назад +7048

    "Handsome young janitors who are secretly math geniuses."
    Hahahaha will

    • @eben7248
      @eben7248 5 лет назад +52

      good hunting

    • @dylandunlap8118
      @dylandunlap8118 5 лет назад +15

      Did that need to be obviously stated? Everyone got the joke.

    • @ednahister3455
      @ednahister3455 5 лет назад +1

      Genius

    • @bigmikeweb
      @bigmikeweb 5 лет назад +30

      @@dylandunlap8118 notice how OP's comment got 1.3k upvotes and nobody gave a shit about your comment. News flash, you're the lame one here

    • @dylandunlap8118
      @dylandunlap8118 5 лет назад +8

      Michael Weber there’s 1.3k likes but 4 millions views. That means 3,997,000 people who saw this didn’t like that comment. And mine was a reply on a comment from over a year ago on a video that was viral years ago, so not much a fair comparison chump. Newsflash, you’re not smart kid.

  • @hugostiglitz9149
    @hugostiglitz9149 8 лет назад +3022

    people who go to Harvard laugh, what is this madness

    • @SM-og2jg
      @SM-og2jg 8 лет назад +48

      National Lampoon started at Harvard, it's got a history of comedy.

    • @spicynoodlesarefire
      @spicynoodlesarefire 8 лет назад +100

      i know right? What's next? MIT students are actually just humans?!

    • @clickpwn
      @clickpwn 8 лет назад +3

      lol jealous much?

    • @CledClassics
      @CledClassics 8 лет назад +48

      When the joke goes over your head ^

    • @dsolovey1752
      @dsolovey1752 7 лет назад +5

      You need to have IQ score from 10-11 to get most of it. Or lots of weed... it's harvest time, people!

  • @dmasiello7
    @dmasiello7 10 лет назад +6858

    I have no idea how he had the courage and audacity to say what he did. So witty. He was making a subtle point about how pointless classist educational institutions are. And he managed to get away with it because of his brilliance as a thinker and a comedian.

    • @dmasiello7
      @dmasiello7 10 лет назад +175

      I actually think Chris Rock gets away with the same form of crude humor pointing out white privilege from the perspective of somebody who experiences the detrimental effects of it personally. It does boil down to the same issue though, and I don't think its incorrect for either to point it out through comedy if it exposes an issue that
      deserves attention.

    • @93Grimmy
      @93Grimmy 10 лет назад +23

      PRINCESORH lol i think you need to relax

    • @Carrot101
      @Carrot101 10 лет назад +71

      PRINCESORH
      Who let you out of Tumblr

    • @GeetarAdam
      @GeetarAdam 10 лет назад +12

      Watch Ali G's commencement speech if you think this is risque.

    • @dmasiello7
      @dmasiello7 10 лет назад +4

      I have. He is equally audacious. :)

  • @hoppybricks4678
    @hoppybricks4678 5 лет назад +1725

    "Once you graduate, you cant wear your Harvard sweatshirt in public without looking like a world class a-hole" or being compared to danielle cohn

    • @rontheron4807
      @rontheron4807 3 года назад +9

      Spotting a Falsettos profile pic in the wild makes me unreasonably happy, thank you for existing dear stranger

    • @michaelaholtz8914
      @michaelaholtz8914 3 года назад +1

      @@rontheron4807 SAME WE LOVE TRINA

  • @SimonaOmina
    @SimonaOmina 9 лет назад +13815

    Andy Samberg is an example of what someone comfortable with their sexuality looks like.

    • @jessiegal5451
      @jessiegal5451 9 лет назад +47

      Simona Omina do you know if he is actually gay?

    • @briankrahn7596
      @briankrahn7596 9 лет назад +1377

      He has a wife...

    • @jessiegal5451
      @jessiegal5451 9 лет назад +52

      i only heard he was married its 2015 and that could mean anything

    • @briankrahn7596
      @briankrahn7596 9 лет назад +282

      You're fucking stupid, look up Andy Samberg's spouse.

    • @jessiegal5451
      @jessiegal5451 9 лет назад +174

      your right i probably should have done that but instead i looked up Brian Krahn and look at that no results probably cause people dont care about self righeous assholes trolling on the internet for the fun of being a massive dounche

  • @eb8945
    @eb8945 4 года назад +1073

    Dude just straight dissed the college in front of the staff and students and they posted it on their RUclips channel.

    • @toitnups8708
      @toitnups8708 4 года назад +41

      "I diDn't EveN aPply tO haRvArd''

    • @ghezoi
      @ghezoi 3 года назад +1

      I had to downvote after liking it to stay at 420

  • @sortilegus
    @sortilegus 10 лет назад +2009

    This is awesome. "And your parents, who spend like 45,000 crops a year to send you to Harvest."

    • @godmode8687
      @godmode8687 4 года назад +4

      @@akumabazooka9169 How about you fuck off?

    • @robertwoolson
      @robertwoolson 4 года назад +7

      The Real Dark R Lmao too much of a pussy to say “fuck,” but you have the audacity to call someone out about a comment that is over 5 years old? Nice

    • @robertwoolson
      @robertwoolson 4 года назад

      My comments don’t get deleted when I swear, interesting. What a pussy lmao

  • @andreawilliams2136
    @andreawilliams2136 4 года назад +1566

    5:15 "math and science majors you guys are cool" kid in the background gets excited because andy samberg called his major cool xD

    • @erik-newman
      @erik-newman 4 года назад +39

      "Finally!"

    • @aisorederosia
      @aisorederosia 3 года назад +9

      lol, and then then two seconds later he pulls the rug out hahaha

  • @bons244
    @bons244 4 года назад +1256

    Am I the only one who felt scared of the things he's saying to these students, parents, and faculty? This speech's so ridiculous and genius at the same time.

    • @adithiv6011
      @adithiv6011 3 года назад +3

      Ahhhh ikrrr

    • @bons244
      @bons244 3 года назад +8

      @Mark Teena high status? no. I would feel even more strongly (scared, but hilarious) if he did it to students and parents in a small town school in my area.

    • @bobkeamer9404
      @bobkeamer9404 3 года назад +5

      You left out the homeless guy with the tires

    • @markvelous2552
      @markvelous2552 2 года назад +1

      Watch Conan O'brien's speech. Also insane 😭

  • @stormkang
    @stormkang 8 лет назад +1535

    "folklore and mythology? come on guys.. just study something serious and play world of warcraft in your spare time" hhahaha what a legend

  • @gracymaidment9738
    @gracymaidment9738 4 года назад +573

    dear peralta, what are you doing. sincerely captain holt

    • @heiko4297
      @heiko4297 4 года назад +21

      Please! Dear Lord... it would have been: Dear Peralta, what are you doing? Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.... come on! ^^

    • @hvslk
      @hvslk 4 года назад +5

      @@heiko4297 and you sound exactly like Gina :D

    • @janasb02
      @janasb02 3 года назад +1

      i love ur pfp bc it’s harry

  • @arthurmeric6512
    @arthurmeric6512 4 года назад +715

    That guy is an evil genius.
    He basically spent 20 minutes insulting a whole crowd of people in a prestigious school, and they applauded, and I know I would have as well.
    How many people could do that ?

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 3 года назад +4

      With enough confidence anyone can do anything

    • @TanveshDabholkar
      @TanveshDabholkar 3 года назад +2

      Managed to outwit few of most brilliant minds!

    • @blue.moon.j
      @blue.moon.j 2 года назад +2

      @@gremlinfifty2308 I mean it also needs a genius mind to be fair

  • @schulzecd
    @schulzecd 9 лет назад +992

    In Andy's most recent "Nerdist" podcast he sayed that people were actually laughing and it went really well, however, the audience wasn't mic'ed, so It sounds like no one is laughing.

  • @meeluhhdakiller
    @meeluhhdakiller 6 лет назад +2228

    andy samberg your jake peralta is showing
    jake peralta your bi is showing

  • @emilioivanjimenezlopez5798
    @emilioivanjimenezlopez5798 4 года назад +778

    I felt like in any moment he would see someone in the crowd trying to scape and be like "ok, enough stalling for time, NYPD! EVERYBODY DOWN!"

    • @amanday647
      @amanday647 4 года назад +21

      @Victoria Höglind Sånnaskolan 6B Brooklyn 99 didnt come out at this time yet

    • @rdsully1221
      @rdsully1221 2 года назад +3

      @@amanday647 it’s a joke…

  • @JosephLachh
    @JosephLachh 3 года назад +324

    My Mom: "You should go listen to some graduation speeches. They'll really teach you some things about life."
    Me:

  • @CaptainFracture
    @CaptainFracture 9 лет назад +3272

    I loved his speech but i feel it was too witty for the audience at some points lol

    • @greg.sym.4115
      @greg.sym.4115 9 лет назад +166

      To witty for an audience of University Graduates?

    • @CaptainFracture
      @CaptainFracture 9 лет назад +256

      Greg. Sym. you betcha

    • @thejigisup4926
      @thejigisup4926 8 лет назад +7

      +CaptainFracture I agreeeeeee !

    • @shoobopper
      @shoobopper 8 лет назад +28

      +Greg. Sym. yea harvard schmarvard!

    • @jamford6527
      @jamford6527 8 лет назад +66

      His Film School education is too strong

  • @almasih4150
    @almasih4150 7 лет назад +585

    Andy Samberg type of guy to do these kind of speeches at a funeral

  • @TheBitTV
    @TheBitTV 10 лет назад +958

    The second he screamed "Where are all my sugar daddies at?" I just cracked up haha.

    • @mohamedirhamshah5349
      @mohamedirhamshah5349 5 лет назад

      Gino Simplicio I didn’t hear it?

    • @GazzyD
      @GazzyD 5 лет назад +20

      “In fact as I look at all these strong, loyal men, I can’t help but be filled with an overwhelming sense... of horniness” man this joke killed me 😂😂 was not expecting it a second time

    • @Sam-0827
      @Sam-0827 2 года назад

      Time stamp ?😂

    • @angesalam9552
      @angesalam9552 Год назад

      @@Sam-0827 start at 15:30

  • @zawarudo763
    @zawarudo763 4 года назад +380

    Bruhh how this guy still looks the same 8 years later

  • @avyaya6439
    @avyaya6439 4 года назад +288

    "The only puzzle Peralta hasn't solved yet is how to grow up."
    He never should!

  • @damon832
    @damon832 5 лет назад +1635

    Don’t understand why I’m getting recommended this in 2019
    Edit:
    (So it’s 2020 now and the COVID-19 recommended this to me again)

    • @psychomoon7185
      @psychomoon7185 5 лет назад +20

      Because Andy is amazing

    • @SonGoku5363
      @SonGoku5363 5 лет назад +37

      Because you finished watching brooklyn nine nine and started watching Andy Samberg videos

    • @Drianikaben
      @Drianikaben 5 лет назад +7

      I don't know why either, but i'm totally fine with it

    • @tinol6090
      @tinol6090 5 лет назад +2

      same and I even watched the whole thang lol

    • @codingorgaming982
      @codingorgaming982 5 лет назад +1

      Same, and no, I haven't watched anything Harvard or Andy Samberg related in years.

  • @dustinbrown7150
    @dustinbrown7150 10 лет назад +598

    it looks like it was filmed in 1975

  • @yairratner2187
    @yairratner2187 4 года назад +215

    everyone's making brooklyn 99 jokes but in 2012 it was barely in season 1 so everybody basically knew him only from SNL

  • @cutandspin
    @cutandspin 9 лет назад +689

    And if all else fails, just remember these beautiful words from the film Dead Poets Society:
    NEIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    MY NEIL IS DEAD
    MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @johnman9386
      @johnman9386 8 лет назад +23

      That's the best joke in his speech.

    • @dantea6745
      @dantea6745 6 лет назад

      Lord Hari ;

    • @tbrandy1405
      @tbrandy1405 6 лет назад +90

      This got me thinking though. Neil died because of the depression he suffered from being unable to pursue what he really wanted in life just because his father did not approve of his love for art and the theater. It was part of his message for the graduates to pursue something in life that they are truly passionate about, not something that is dictated upon them. I may be reading to much into it, but well played Peralta.

    • @abolghasemamiri3342
      @abolghasemamiri3342 6 лет назад +2

      justin regalado i was thinking that too

    • @ashwarysharma246
      @ashwarysharma246 6 лет назад +1

      No shit, Sherlocks.

  • @Pikachuwhereareyou
    @Pikachuwhereareyou 7 лет назад +480

    Am I the only who's very confused by the comments stating " _nobody's laughing?_ " Because mostly *EVERYBODY **_IS!_* They've all fallen prey to the affectionate amusement Andy ignites in people, & everybody's laughing & snickering & has got amused smiles on their faces & crows feet crinkling near their eyes & there's even the occasional shout out & clapping & they're still conducting themselves respectably to be able to actually listen to what he's saying... *It's quite apparent how many people don't even bother to actually watch video's* & make critical judgements for themselves these days, everyone just reads the comments lol.

    • @GoldenOni-Ron
      @GoldenOni-Ron 3 года назад

      I love that last statement you make because to it almost describes exactly to out line for Facebooks creation guide lines 🤣🤣 like hmmm how do I make a platform people will get addicted to ... o right create a service that allows "Free speech" AKA unqualified critical judgment, and it's non physical confrontation ..
      Fucking Genius haha 🙆‍♂️

  • @jackgillespie3431
    @jackgillespie3431 8 лет назад +612

    I hope the thumbs down are for the shitty audience and camera quality and not Andy Samberg cause he killed it

    • @avxx0035
      @avxx0035 8 лет назад +56

      he always kills it .

    • @emilie5865
      @emilie5865 7 лет назад +2

      There was actually a podcast where andy says that the audience wasn't well miked

  • @binkysohinky5983
    @binkysohinky5983 5 лет назад +459

    NO BUT REALLY WHY ANDY SAMBERG THIS IS SO RANDOM

    • @Layla-ys3hy
      @Layla-ys3hy 4 года назад +19

      IT IS COS HE IS THE BEST

  • @somachakraborty9952
    @somachakraborty9952 5 лет назад +379

    Parelta, you're a genius

  • @markschmidt1866
    @markschmidt1866 10 лет назад +1720

    how to succeed in life:
    1: cut a hole in a box
    2: put your junk in that box
    3: make her open the box

    • @zeff717
      @zeff717 10 лет назад +15

      lol 69 likes

    • @Zubb999
      @Zubb999 10 лет назад +85

      OR HIM

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 лет назад +46

      *And that's the way you do it.*

    • @jamesrusselldr
      @jamesrusselldr 6 лет назад +4

      Try doing it with a pumpkin

    • @Djumeneik
      @Djumeneik 5 лет назад +2

      I didn't get that one. Was that a reference to anything funny?

  • @abhisukhey498
    @abhisukhey498 6 лет назад +1277

    "Healthcare and social security systems will evaporate in 5 years" - samberg 2012
    *Year 2017 Trump gets elected*
    Damn he was right

    • @keirab2800
      @keirab2800 6 лет назад +8

      Abhi Sukhey imagine how I feel, trump was officially elected on my 11th birthday

    • @murphieslaw6932
      @murphieslaw6932 5 лет назад +5

      Haha, exactly my thought in that moment, too !
      On the other hand, I am german, so it didn´t hit close to home - so I could laugh about it.
      Though, as an american on the other hand that would likely have been a facepalm moment for me.... Samberg the prophet.

    • @rythaguy1893
      @rythaguy1893 5 лет назад +5

      Murphies Law orange man bad !!!

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice 4 года назад +10

      Damn bro. Another ignorant libtard. What a surprise. 😐

    • @brandoncosbyjr.7097
      @brandoncosbyjr.7097 4 года назад +3

      @@TryPuttingItInRice first of all, don't call someone else ignorant then proceed to use the word "libtard". Also not liking Trump isn't a bad thing. It's actually probably good because he's clearly incompetent and if you can't see that then I don't know what to tell you.

  • @jonzucco3356
    @jonzucco3356 4 года назад +501

    I love how like 50% of the Boomers are not having it whatsoever.

    • @idontknowman399
      @idontknowman399 3 года назад +18

      Most are laughing/smiling what are you on about 50% aha

    • @sankarsshanansundararajan8829
      @sankarsshanansundararajan8829 3 года назад +6

      Especially the grandpa close to Andy

    • @CC-mr5xq
      @CC-mr5xq 8 месяцев назад

      That’s because they watched SNL back when it used to be funny.

  • @eckoalbino745
    @eckoalbino745 6 лет назад +421

    Andy Samberg disliked this video himself because he regretted forgiving Dean Hammonds in the first place.

  • @xXIhabXx
    @xXIhabXx 11 лет назад +438

    dad I wana go to harvest when I grow up.
    son we don't have enough crops for harvest

  • @TheBigNerdGame
    @TheBigNerdGame 11 лет назад +3139

    How does Harvard not have 720p?

    • @TheBigNerdGame
      @TheBigNerdGame 11 лет назад +9

      ._. what?

    • @metodex
      @metodex 11 лет назад +73

      On Wednesdays we wear pink.
      maybe a Harvard joke, we're not smart enough.

    • @quinbyz5081
      @quinbyz5081 11 лет назад +45

      lol doesn't even look like 2012 cause the quality and that terrible teal back wall

    • @thomasgray6059
      @thomasgray6059 11 лет назад +21

      There are only about 10 colleges in the country that have HD Broadcast/film programs. Harvard isn't known for their communications department, so I'm not surprised that their video is still low quality.

    • @joegrimes9232
      @joegrimes9232 6 лет назад +5

      I like that the future thinkers and scientists and some can't fathom a sense of humour

  • @ali94hn
    @ali94hn 4 года назад +168

    I just watched Jake Peralta shit on Harvard for about as long as a B99 episode takes...

  • @ThaiVancouverite
    @ThaiVancouverite 10 лет назад +447

    It's incredible how liberal the university is. I can't imagine this speech being given in my country. I like it!

    • @PolaNimuS
      @PolaNimuS 9 лет назад +10

      Harvard, liberal? You actually have to have a fair amount of money to go to Harvard.

    • @somehowimanage
      @somehowimanage 4 года назад +98

      @@PolaNimuS liberal ≠ poor. He meant it is liberal because Andy was allowed to mention sex with the mothers in the crowd, horniness and openly mock the institution as well as former students. A conservative institution wouldn't be too keen on a speaker such as Samberg.

    • @Moonchild99
      @Moonchild99 4 года назад

      Nah

    • @DougerArt
      @DougerArt Год назад

      @@somehowimanageit's marketing, probably.

  • @dulynoted6015
    @dulynoted6015 9 лет назад +258

    I was there! I was in one of the shots in the audience when I was 10. I understood NOTHING at the time...

  • @QueenOfAmber
    @QueenOfAmber 10 лет назад +796

    Wow that took balls lol

  • @minkinface
    @minkinface 4 года назад +213

    he really just roasted harvard at his harvard guest speech for over 20 minutes i love this guy

  • @PsyFry
    @PsyFry 9 лет назад +303

    Is no one going to talk about how he just kissed that guy in the beginning

    • @DrMcMoist
      @DrMcMoist 9 лет назад +52

      +PsychoticRealist I wanted to talk about it. And the more I thought about it; the harder I wanted to talk about it. I wanted to communicate so badly, and the feelings rose up inside me like a storm expanding on the horizon. So much so that I was becoming hot and clammy as I thought about how hard I wanted to talk about it and then...
      ...suddenly I didn't care anymore. Didn't even want to think about it. In fact, if I was to be honest; I felt a little ashamed of myself.

    • @magatama765
      @magatama765 9 лет назад +28

      +DrMcMoist Bad day?

    • @jishnujetwani538
      @jishnujetwani538 4 года назад +4

      No

    • @beetosbeef
      @beetosbeef 4 года назад +6

      kinda turned me on ngl

    • @beckk6004
      @beckk6004 4 года назад +1

      DrMcMoist Why does this feel like dejavu yet I have no idea where I’ve seen lol Btw, hi from the future

  • @salarelahi105
    @salarelahi105 6 лет назад +140

    Exactly the time length of Brooklyn nine nine episode.

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 3 года назад

      I know. I was re-watching an episode in the background. Lol.

  • @ABONKERSCHICKEN
    @ABONKERSCHICKEN 8 лет назад +561

    why does this 2012 video look like it was filmed in 2004

    • @richardseaman9086
      @richardseaman9086 8 лет назад +12

      Actually my old family footage from 2004 is better than this...

    • @gustavholm6193
      @gustavholm6193 8 лет назад +13

      I guess the school didn't have enough cash to pay for a proper camera ;)

    • @danashore3634
      @danashore3634 8 лет назад +8

      more like 94

    • @flimbonimbo7259
      @flimbonimbo7259 8 лет назад +7

      Because that's how you properly run things to become successful. When you need to purchase cameras you buy the cheapest ones that are presentable, pretend you paid 50x as much for them, and embezzle the extra funds.

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 4 года назад

      @@danashore3634 more like 74

  • @anxicyni6373
    @anxicyni6373 5 лет назад +211

    *oh good. Bc I wasn’t interested in an educational speech. Not even a minute in and it’s already obvious why this has so many views. Can tell this is gonna be hilarious*

  • @shauniesparadise9871
    @shauniesparadise9871 5 лет назад +176

    "just eatin' right and makin' positive choices"
    same

    • @4MXW
      @4MXW 3 года назад

      Thought he said eating rice xD

  • @TomRMK
    @TomRMK 5 лет назад +129

    He managed to make every person in there regret their life choises *mad respect*

  • @borntobebroken
    @borntobebroken 9 лет назад +654

    The woman at the bottom left of 19:53 is mad as hell :o

    • @dannomack6783
      @dannomack6783 9 лет назад +114

      +Nick Jupp Yeah what the hell is going on there

    • @bucky90269
      @bucky90269 6 лет назад +93

      Oh shit, she was genuinely pissed lol... Some people just don't know how to take a joke.

    • @callmemike9072
      @callmemike9072 6 лет назад +2

      Oh shit 😂😂

    • @ALBUMOF2008
      @ALBUMOF2008 6 лет назад +87

      It’s Neil’s mom

    • @XeroPaiNN
      @XeroPaiNN 5 лет назад +12

      She’s talking to somebody else, the others are looking at another direction

  • @elliotfitzsimmons8110
    @elliotfitzsimmons8110 4 года назад +171

    I like how half of the audience loves it and the other half hates it.

    • @nehh_aksat
      @nehh_aksat 3 года назад +4

      They don't get those extremely witty jokes. All of the audience loves it.

    • @nehh_aksat
      @nehh_aksat 3 года назад

      Kaash na ho! Kaash na ho! Kaash na ho! Yes, I'm right! Kaash na ho!

  • @Slashtap
    @Slashtap 9 лет назад +726

    I loved his Mark Wahlberg

    • @louisjeon97
      @louisjeon97 9 лет назад +1

      Slashtap3 what?

    • @baverfjant
      @baverfjant 9 лет назад +11

      Slashtap3 It was spot on! Damn!

    • @tur1000
      @tur1000 8 лет назад

      +Slashtap3 11:42 :)

    • @mistahj808
      @mistahj808 5 лет назад +1

      Sounded exactly like him

  • @mayowaayodele5982
    @mayowaayodele5982 9 лет назад +176

    "I didn't even apply!"

  • @F4rl30d
    @F4rl30d 10 лет назад +323

    WOW ! Giving that speech is really hard, And specially stressful to do in harvard!

    • @joemagwizi1127
      @joemagwizi1127 6 лет назад +31

      its only difficult if u trying to be someone you are not.... Andy was flawless.. coz he was doing what he does best.. being himself..being funny

  • @BossBoss-wx6mx
    @BossBoss-wx6mx 4 года назад +88

    That has to be one of the most emotional and inspirational speeches I've ever heard.

  • @katejuricastaneda366
    @katejuricastaneda366 6 лет назад +254

    “Nobody gots to know” most jake peralta

  • @aromaticjuanful
    @aromaticjuanful 8 лет назад +347

    andy samberg you are very attractive

  • @henrybetts448
    @henrybetts448 8 лет назад +153

    I really think he pulled out the 'Heart Stuff' from the right hand side just to subtly piss everyone off 😂 What a legend

  • @pittcult6189
    @pittcult6189 4 года назад +157

    Bro i don’t remember this episode of Brooklyn nine nine

  • @ItsJustRyansChannel
    @ItsJustRyansChannel 8 лет назад +266

    If Andy wrote his own speech he killed it.

  • @dpcmdude7469
    @dpcmdude7469 8 лет назад +134

    Andy Samberg you precious baby omg-

  • @giovanna2760
    @giovanna2760 10 лет назад +162

    I love every point he hits. You have to have a sense of humor to not be sad though. I personally think this is hilarious. I'm SO GLAD he said these things. He was very funny. Also Andy is really creative in general and I like his outlook in life.

    • @brucekalin9551
      @brucekalin9551 Год назад +2

      Adam is an acquired taste. I'm happy to have that taste, irreverence is necessary.

  • @ArmyK9
    @ArmyK9 5 лет назад +98

    Probably the best graduation speech ever in the history of mankind. Thank you Det. Jake Peralta!

  • @Ev.il_
    @Ev.il_ 6 лет назад +819

    Brooklyn 99 coming back Jan 2019.
    Like if you gonna watch.

  • @bella6morte
    @bella6morte 11 лет назад +64

    He delivered excellently for a 20 minute performance. He came back from occasional lulls. He's good.

  • @antonnurwald5700
    @antonnurwald5700 3 года назад +64

    Everybody's going on about how half the audience hated it, but honestly: I watched a bunch of Harvard commencement speeches, and apparently it's a thing to bring on comedians and actors at Harvard. Andy's speech is one of the more intellectual ones. If you don't want a graduation speech by a TV celebrity, don't send your kid to Harvard.

  • @benwarren6376
    @benwarren6376 4 года назад +61

    Someone was texting while ANDY SAMBERG was on the stage

  • @mathys.h
    @mathys.h 4 года назад +101

    Andy Samberg is a freakin' genius. This is an example of audacity 😂

  • @TheThrillhouse0
    @TheThrillhouse0 9 лет назад +68

    This took guts. I'll give him that for sure

  • @saramalik2362
    @saramalik2362 4 года назад +61

    This is why he is the greatest human on this planet.

  • @pspragun
    @pspragun 3 года назад +36

    It's really hard to distinguish where Andy Samberg ends and Jake Peralta start.
    Also, Amy is gonna be so proud and turned on watching Jake giving a speech at Harvest. I mean Harvard...

  • @nicknflang
    @nicknflang 4 года назад +90

    Why does he look younger now in 2020 than he did in 2012?!

    • @arthurmeric6512
      @arthurmeric6512 4 года назад +4

      I have a feeling that, if you asked Samberg himself, he would answer something along the lines of :
      "Well, there is this movie about a guy called Benjamin Button, ever heard of it ?"

  • @tinyRebel20
    @tinyRebel20 11 лет назад +170

    Saw him on the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco, and I'm discovering... THIS GUY IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!! :D This was hilarious, I would've loved being in that crowd. But sadly, I too, did not apply. XD

    • @joemagwizi1127
      @joemagwizi1127 6 лет назад

      good one lol

    • @TamannaDas
      @TamannaDas 6 лет назад +2

      Have you checked out Brooklyn Nine Nine?

    • @nkk_23
      @nkk_23 5 лет назад

      peralta IS a genius

  • @reizelfurtado9207
    @reizelfurtado9207 5 лет назад +19

    You know how we sometimes wish few on screen characters were the same in real life as well cause we love them so much..that's literally Andy Samberg

  • @xinyangdu8337
    @xinyangdu8337 4 года назад +21

    Andy is the only one that I have ever who can make reading straight off from the script so vivid.

  • @awesomole
    @awesomole 4 года назад +48

    9:19 Only andy samberg could pull a "yeet" at harvard graduation speeches

  • @paulshim3216
    @paulshim3216 4 года назад +78

    Watching this made me feel like *I'm* graduating from Harvard.

  • @gauravprakash
    @gauravprakash 6 лет назад +78

    He turned into Peralta when he said This is a day! 😂

  • @bi_saster
    @bi_saster 4 года назад +54

    Him kissing that one guy cracks me up every time lmao I did NOT expect that