Biden Repairing Trump’s Damage, Anti-Vaxxers Spreading Garbage Disinformation & Cicadas!

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2021
  • President Joe Biden took his first jaunt overseas since taking office with plans to see the Queen and have a private meeting with Vladimir Putin, Cicadas are all over the place, the flu is set to make a big comeback this year, there are anti-vaxholes going around infecting people’s minds with garbage, and Jimmy and Guillermo learn how to fence on their journey to the Olympics.
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  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +176

    That fence bit is actually gold... keep workshopping it, Guillermo!

    • @spacenerd9499
      @spacenerd9499 3 года назад +1

      He is so freaking funny! I think I have a crush on guillermo!

  • @rebekahogle9021
    @rebekahogle9021 3 года назад +61

    Those folks sticking utensils and keys to their bodies need to go shower.

  • @frankmacleod2565
    @frankmacleod2565 3 года назад +10

    4:38 The look on the face of the woman to the right of Magnetic Karen here is priceless. I've watched it 5 times and it gets better each time

  • @chupacigarro
    @chupacigarro 3 года назад +56

    "you wanna hit him harder" ---- "I want a job on monday" .... lol, Guillermo is the best.

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 3 года назад +399

    The "it magnetizes people!" thing is quite stupid, considering the fact that most keys are made of brass or nickel-silver alloy, which are non-ferrous metals. That of course means they don't adhere to magnets. Sharp as marbles, those people.

    • @argusburebistus8602
      @argusburebistus8602 3 года назад +7

      Don't tell it didn't make you curios ? I bett it gonna be just like Fauci and the Lab leak ,first it a Conspiracy Theory then later...... O yeah it kind true ,no big deal move along !

    • @saltywetreefer3985
      @saltywetreefer3985 3 года назад +34

      I think she didn't shower. I can stick a key to my chest after a workout.

    • @valiantfreak
      @valiantfreak 3 года назад +37

      @@argusburebistus8602 you should do some research. They actually just reported the scientist that made that claim just walked it back. It’s still a silly conspiracy theory for idiots.

    • @argusburebistus8602
      @argusburebistus8602 3 года назад +4

      @@saltywetreefer3985 that's not enough not even by far !

    • @CoinsAndCapsaicin
      @CoinsAndCapsaicin 3 года назад +3

      Silver and a magnet do have a reaction but it does not actually stick to a magnet. A magnet will slide down a silver bar quite slowly

  • @paulmcconnell7405
    @paulmcconnell7405 3 года назад +424

    I really wish someone would have asked that one lady to "put that key on your chest again and then lean forward". Being slightly sweaty isn't magnetism.

    • @sandieserrano2425
      @sandieserrano2425 3 года назад +14

      That was my thought exactly😀

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis 3 года назад +52

      Her entire bit fell apart when she tried to place the items on her neck but they kept falling down. But still she had the gall to say "Any questions?" The US is beyond screwed right now.

    • @phineasthegreat2402
      @phineasthegreat2402 3 года назад +19

      I’ve tried all kinds of metal, silver, gold, steel, aluminum, titanium, and nothing. I didn’t get magnetized. ☹️

    • @danielhoward8354
      @danielhoward8354 3 года назад +4

      lol slightly sweaty?

    • @corryjookit7818
      @corryjookit7818 3 года назад +6

      @@phineasthegreat2402 Don't suffer in silence anymore! No need to keep trying to become magnetised Buy a fishing magnet and you'll be glad you did. Especially if you catch a few fish later just standing by a river, a pond, a canal, well maybe not the canal. Good luck.. I see it now it's a lack of magnetism that really is the core of your problem. You can either sign up for my masterclass , in magnetism, or allow us to show your life on video, one corkscrew at a time.

  • @Rising_Pho3nix_23
    @Rising_Pho3nix_23 3 года назад +33

    I love how the "magnetic field" didn't work. Almost like it was sweat

  • @thomascarter1777
    @thomascarter1777 3 года назад +3

    The Look on the woman's Face to the left was hilarious 😂!!!

  • @Lizardsbreathnails
    @Lizardsbreathnails 3 года назад +238

    I got vaccinated and I’m STILL losing my keys! Where’s my magnetic power?

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 3 года назад +14

      Damn! If I were her neighbour, I would print that on a T-shirt and wear it all the time!

    • @lizethh6145
      @lizethh6145 3 года назад +9

      This should definitely be on a T-shirt!!😂😂

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад +7

      But can you bend spoons?

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 3 года назад +4

      Brilliant comment Jen! 😂😂👏👏👏

    • @ANDY-ie7nh
      @ANDY-ie7nh 3 года назад

      Shove the vaccine where the sun don’t shine.

  • @cipstechitips1574
    @cipstechitips1574 3 года назад +1557

    Most keys are made of brass and are non-magnetic. LOL If a key sticks, it might be shower time.

    • @JuanRodriguez-fg4ji
      @JuanRodriguez-fg4ji 3 года назад +29

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @CNRMAX
      @CNRMAX 3 года назад +97

      😂😂😂 “it’s shower time” that killed me. i don’t think they believe in those either

    • @DucNguyen-ov9xt
      @DucNguyen-ov9xt 3 года назад +22

      Super Glue

    • @donttakerevenges
      @donttakerevenges 3 года назад +2

      Who

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer 3 года назад +103

      Did nobody else have an uncle who made a spoon stick to his nose?

  • @BLOATEDLUNATIC666
    @BLOATEDLUNATIC666 3 года назад +52

    I’ve been vaccinated about 2 months now with Pfizer, no problems. Wife and kids also vaccinated. We all had CV19 last November 2020, I was rushed to hospital. We are all fine now. Girls had hair loss on their heads in addition to varying symptoms. They were all quarantined and I brought it home from work.
    Everyone be safe and please get vaccinated.

    • @impactrc6427
      @impactrc6427 3 года назад

      Correct me if I am wrong but I thought children do not qualify for the vaccine yet?

    • @fyourmoms1962
      @fyourmoms1962 3 года назад +3

      Glad your ok. I also had Covid and lost 30% of my hair. Biotin is good for hair loss.

    • @ANDY-ie7nh
      @ANDY-ie7nh 3 года назад +1

      Nobody wants to talk about the real problem. Viruses like this start because we have an overpopulation issue and it happens to be in Asia. We need to get the world population down to about 3Billion.

    • @fyourmoms1962
      @fyourmoms1962 3 года назад +5

      @@ANDY-ie7nh take it easy thanos....LoL

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 3 года назад +3

      @@impactrc6427 The minimum age is currently 12. Clinical trials for children as young as 6 months are currently underway, ready for the general population around Fall.

  • @Foolish188
    @Foolish188 3 года назад +31

    James Randi long ago showed that "Magnetic" people who could stick spoons and other items to themselves, couldn't do it after they bathed.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +22

    Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo 💗💗💗

  • @timothye5936
    @timothye5936 3 года назад +307

    Human magnets...lol, and there’s a lot of people in the audience nodding in agreement !! Holy schit, this country’s screwed !

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet 3 года назад +37

      Unfortunately the US has been screwed for years, too many morons

    • @karenvans5811
      @karenvans5811 3 года назад +15

      Totally screwed!

    • @robc4191
      @robc4191 3 года назад +50

      @@oneirishpoet The difference is that now our morons are proud of themselves and expect everyone else to agree with them.

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 3 года назад +21

      @@oneirishpoet Idiocracy is a documentary now.

    • @robinme5944
      @robinme5944 3 года назад +4

      @@galacticwarlock2271 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicolajohnson1887
    @nicolajohnson1887 3 года назад +91

    The magnet thing is hilarious, it reminds me of flat earthers.

    • @regroberts325
      @regroberts325 3 года назад +3

      Flat ? Flat ? It’s not even level !!

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 года назад

      Reg Roberts 😂😂😂

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 3 года назад +1

      We can tell them the air has to be kept magnetized so it doesn't centrifuge off into space.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 3 года назад

      magnets and magnetization have a long history in pseudoscience

    • @MeatPuppet1962
      @MeatPuppet1962 3 года назад +1

      THE EARTH IS FLAT !

  • @00tree
    @00tree 3 года назад +2

    "Do you have kids and how can we save them from you?" LOL!

  • @melissahahn2484
    @melissahahn2484 3 года назад +68

    This was truly hilarious 😂 I loved the end and Guillermo telling his jokes 😂❤️

  • @kylephillipwolff
    @kylephillipwolff 3 года назад +354

    "Somebody please explain why this key sticks to my chest."
    Moisture... Breath on a spoon and see what happens. This is 1st grade stuff. Some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

    • @cuccicucci4480
      @cuccicucci4480 3 года назад +36

      Education system must be worse than reported. Science and common sense should still be mandatory subjects.

    • @arcdave2735
      @arcdave2735 3 года назад +13

      It's also easy to differentiate when its magnetic or if it is just sticky

    • @robc4191
      @robc4191 3 года назад +22

      @@arcdave2735 keys are brass. Brass is not magnetic.

    • @emerje0
      @emerje0 3 года назад +16

      "Oh yeah, then explain how I can hang a spoon OFF MY NOSE!"

    • @ihcterra4625
      @ihcterra4625 3 года назад +16

      @@emerje0 works with a plastic spoon too.

  • @Matt_Villines
    @Matt_Villines 3 года назад +160

    Imagine being so absolutely stupid that you’re told that coins are made of non magnetic alloys, and your response is “well of course the COINS aren’t magnetic, WE are! That’s why they stick!”

    • @a14a17k
      @a14a17k 3 года назад +13

      This was the comment that really got me. It's like first grade science class

    • @HeadNtheClouds
      @HeadNtheClouds 3 года назад +1

      Wow, you bring learning to life 😄

    • @debnelson5522
      @debnelson5522 3 года назад +1

      @@harbingerofepiphany3155 dismissed

    • @Matt_Villines
      @Matt_Villines 3 года назад +6

      @@francisfoley9048 sorry your feelings got hurt

    • @johnosterman494
      @johnosterman494 3 года назад +4

      THIS! lol It's a BRASS KEY people!

  • @stevewebber707
    @stevewebber707 3 года назад +110

    Woman goes on about being magnetized. Demonstrates "magnetization" with nonferrous key. Then fails to get it to stick a second time.
    I know science denial is real. But not only demonstrating their lack of scientific understanding, but doing a self debunk like that is next level.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад +12

      PT Barnum must be spinning in his grave - "I could have made millions off these rubes!"

    • @denniskamau921
      @denniskamau921 3 года назад

      Inaitwa kujicheza

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 года назад +7

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 If Barnum was reincarnated as Donald Trump, it would really explain a lot.

    • @GoldFever44
      @GoldFever44 2 года назад +1

      Graphen Oxide.

    • @stevewebber707
      @stevewebber707 2 года назад

      @Mruuuczek And you think that is relevant in what way?

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie 3 года назад +157

    YES! Bring Major on every trip. That dog's got mad negotiating skills.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад +8

      You know Putin has dogs of his own, right? He's been known to let them intimidate people

    • @ludicrousone8706
      @ludicrousone8706 3 года назад +3

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Putin used his dogs on Angela Merkel, who has a dog phobia, to make her uncomfortable during a visit.

    • @mikeday2393
      @mikeday2393 3 года назад

      word!

    • @francismarcoux8944
      @francismarcoux8944 3 года назад

      Touché is the.way to.say it touchay

    • @Beth-ie
      @Beth-ie 3 года назад

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 You can spot them with their vials of poison on their collars. 😉

  • @12345jonny
    @12345jonny 3 года назад +82

    Had me laughing with the Queen went to the mall when Trump visit the UK

  • @nazariog.1155
    @nazariog.1155 3 года назад +5

    I'm starting to think that the movie "Idiocracy" should be classified as a documentary!!!

    • @Becky_Cal
      @Becky_Cal 3 года назад +1

      You are not wrong. Amazing how prescient that movie was. 😟

    • @mikeday2393
      @mikeday2393 2 года назад

      we are way past that......im sure most of the dudes in idiocracy would get the vaccine. this is just surreal.

  • @HH-gv8mx
    @HH-gv8mx 3 года назад +19

    I hardly know any people in South Florida who’ve gotten vaccinated except for my grandmother my parents and I just forced my boyfriend to go get the vaccine. No one at his work has been vaccinated, the pharmacist who vaccinated him has not been vaccinated neither have any of the people working behind the pharmacy counter at Publix. Somebody needs to come and give away Budweiser‘s and football tickets or something to the people in Florida I don’t know what it would take but this state is so backwards it’s scary .

    • @dellalderman8011
      @dellalderman8011 3 года назад +4

      My wife tells me all the time. You can't fix stupid.

    • @dianneleon2522
      @dianneleon2522 3 года назад +3

      Good to know l'm still avoiding crowds, going out to eat and still wear a mask while shopping for groceries. I'm fully vaccinated but have autoimmune disease. I'd rather be safe....l won't put going to Disney on my list of things to do this year!

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 3 года назад +1

      @@yosserc In other words, leave Florida before it's too late.

    • @flor9389
      @flor9389 2 года назад +2

      I got my spouse to get one when I read that a small percentage of men who get COVID suffer from ED.

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 2 года назад +2

      @@dianneleon2522 you couldn’t pay me to go to Disney or get on a cruise . Now anytime soon!

  • @joeb134
    @joeb134 3 года назад +39

    I love the look in the woman's face during the key moment. Look at the woman to the far right

    • @bobbiezaborsky9647
      @bobbiezaborsky9647 3 года назад +4

      I saw that too!

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 3 года назад +8

      Her hand begins shaking when the key on the neck fails! "Any questions?" 😅

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 3 года назад +1

      The woman with the key is *already* on the far right!

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 3 года назад

      @@peterpiper7441 lol.

    • @curbotize
      @curbotize 3 года назад +1

      I don't get that
      1. She's an antivaxxer but she has the shot and is magnetic now?
      2. If it's "metals" they're injecting us with? Metal to metal isn't magnetic. If metal sticks to you. They injected magnets..... Or something. Probably. 🙄

  • @touncy1533
    @touncy1533 3 года назад +124

    "I want to have a job monday" lol ..nice one G

    • @yttaughtcarpenter92
      @yttaughtcarpenter92 3 года назад +7

      Hilarious 🤣

    • @maryjones3178
      @maryjones3178 3 года назад +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @greenandgold2185
      @greenandgold2185 3 года назад

      Is that what he said....i didn't watch

    • @touncy1533
      @touncy1533 3 года назад

      in context, G said "i hit him first" but jimmy got the point.. the fencer said "you need to hit him harder" paraphrasing

  • @scph321
    @scph321 3 года назад +75

    "think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that."
    ---George Carlin

  • @PhilRounds
    @PhilRounds 3 года назад +1

    I'm celebrating with a glass of Welch's grape juice...i live on the edge!

  • @marydonohoe8200
    @marydonohoe8200 3 года назад +28

    Guillermo is amazing. His form is very good--a natural!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +81

    That woman is a doctor? Like.. a Doctor doctor? Yeesh.

    • @sophistichistory4645
      @sophistichistory4645 3 года назад +24

      She's a doctor of osteopathy (DO).....
      ......or as actual medical doctors (MD) call them.....
      ......quacks or DOHs!!!! (think Homer Simpson).

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 3 года назад +12

      @@sophistichistory4645 Ahhhhhh it all makes sense now...

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 3 года назад +6

      @@sophistichistory4645 There are many quacks, in all fields, but osteopathy is not a quack field. If it was, I would still have sciatica.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 года назад +3

      @@sheilaboston7051 , it's a totally BS profession, and after a while, it will do more harm than good to your spine (speaking from experience too- a bit further down the road).
      There are literally thousands of lawsuits against such "doctors".
      Injuries can be pretty severe, some people even died from bad cervical manipulations.

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 3 года назад +2

      @@sophistichistory4645 Osteopaths go through the same training as MDs. You are probably thinking of a chiropractor or something.

  • @Jackd-lz2hn
    @Jackd-lz2hn 3 года назад +6

    Should’ve came back from that key bit. With a spoon on your nose trick😂

  • @stirlingfletcher7040
    @stirlingfletcher7040 3 года назад +100

    The "magnetic" key lady is allowed to vote. Let that sink in.

    • @fuzzywuzzy1355
      @fuzzywuzzy1355 3 года назад +5

      And she might have kids. Unbelievable.

    • @juliapriest8331
      @juliapriest8331 3 года назад +2

      Dammit, what does that sink want now?

    • @Malfunctsean
      @Malfunctsean 3 года назад

      Doesn’t matter. Votes are useless. 2020 proved that.

    • @charruaceleste1354
      @charruaceleste1354 3 года назад

      Everyone has the right to vote.

    • @fuzzywuzzy1355
      @fuzzywuzzy1355 3 года назад +1

      @@Malfunctsean why do you think that voting in 2020 was pointless? I'm interested in your reasoning behind that

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 года назад +154

    "My body my choice" except when it comes to a woman and anti-abortion. Then they want laws to control the mother but never the father. Pitiful excuse for a party.

    • @argusburebistus8602
      @argusburebistus8602 3 года назад

      Really ? And why do you think 🤔 MGTOW exist ? Wen in today western countries Men's don't have Reproductive Rights living in Gynocentric Society ,rise MGTOW was inevitable !

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 3 года назад +3

      🎯👨‍🔬👩‍🔬🧑‍🔬🎯

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 года назад +24

      If men were the ones giving birth, neither abortion nor birth control would ever have been a political issue, and the US wouldn't have the highest childbirth related mortality rates in the developed world. But the GOP, while claiming that government should get out of business, spends all its time getting up in our personal business, so here we are.

    • @robc4191
      @robc4191 3 года назад +6

      @@argusburebistus8602 wtf are you on about? Are you an incel or something?

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 3 года назад +6

      @@argusburebistus8602 what? In another thread, you bragged about being such ab "alpha" and here you are crying about "men's reproductive rights"? What exactly be that? Wank all you want! Nobody can disturb you in your basement.

  • @MrJoshanthony734313
    @MrJoshanthony734313 3 года назад +191

    That Ten Penny, ten cents joke should've gotten more recognition!

  • @autumnbranch5839
    @autumnbranch5839 3 года назад +14

    Now, all of sudden, we have an army of Magnetos. That should bring down defense spending. 😂🤣😂

  • @LR-mh8hs
    @LR-mh8hs 3 года назад +2

    Guillermo: "I wanna have a job on Monday". 😂

  • @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp
    @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp 3 года назад +51

    The key stuck to the slobber on her chest Slobber doesn't usually land on the neck.

    • @paulferrante5192
      @paulferrante5192 3 года назад +2

      @Patricia Perez If she really is an anti-vaxxer, +magnetic believer... you have to ask, did she even have her jab(s)? Sticking things to your skin proves nothing, except that she probably hasn't showered or bathed in weeks! Yikes, 🤦‍♂️Dangerous Idiots🤯...and both in the MEDICAL field at that 🤪 !!

  • @MichaelLeeOne
    @MichaelLeeOne 3 года назад +21

    keys are made of brass and it is non magnetic lol

  • @crystaltelf288
    @crystaltelf288 3 года назад +14

    Jimmy: “You know what runs in my family...eczema!”

  • @lananiella
    @lananiella 3 года назад +28

    Fencers: medaled in Olympics.
    Rudy: meddled in Ukraine.

  • @Tron-Jockey
    @Tron-Jockey 3 года назад +62

    OMG, someone should mention to these people that nearly all keys are made from either aluminum or chrome plated brass. Keys are generally not made from ferrous metals (I believe keys are made from softer metal like aluminum or brass so the key wears out before the internal tumblers in the locking mechanism which are harder. Aluminum and brass ARE NOT MAGNETIC.

    • @debbieconstant7327
      @debbieconstant7327 3 года назад +8

      I cringe watching this, the woman in the blue shirt behind her looks terrified 😳

    • @robc4191
      @robc4191 3 года назад +8

      Dont confuse the idiots with your fancy physics

    • @travelingangel7517
      @travelingangel7517 3 года назад +6

      Sh!!!! Its fun to watch then make fools of themselves!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад +5

      @@robc4191 I'm surprised they even understand the concept of gravity...

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 3 года назад +2

      @@debbieconstant7327 Terrified of getting kicked out for laughing at her. These hearings have grade-school rules. Always treat others with respect and never mock others.

  • @enegmatixerebro
    @enegmatixerebro 3 года назад +136

    Loon: Put a spoon to your skin and it sticks
    You: ...you're probably sweaty and oily that it sticks because skin

    • @littlemissblueyes100
      @littlemissblueyes100 3 года назад +7

      The old lick a spoon trick

    • @dpro7445
      @dpro7445 3 года назад +12

      I liked watching the lady behind her trying to suppress her laugh! (Or shock!)

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 3 года назад +5

      So if it "Magnetizes people" why aren't people sticking to each other?

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 3 года назад +3

      Does this mean Trump is "Maganetized" ? LOL

    • @Squirrel_314
      @Squirrel_314 3 года назад +1

      Next time I hope one of the officials at the hearing brings out an actual magnet and challenges the moron at the microphone to try to stick their brass key to it.
      Hint: it won’t.

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 3 года назад +298

    Guillermo: "Yea, let's go fencing...we jump the fence, man!" Jimmy: "Why don't you work that out at the Comedy Store."

    • @paigemeier1594
      @paigemeier1594 3 года назад +31

      i thought it was funny 😂😂

    • @Fleeb-pb7zo
      @Fleeb-pb7zo 3 года назад +11

      @@paigemeier1594 same

    • @totalt6600
      @totalt6600 3 года назад +9

      One of the best.

    • @timkvenland1885
      @timkvenland1885 3 года назад +4

      It seems there's fencing shields size XXXXL also 😄

    • @andiidoode
      @andiidoode 3 года назад +5

      @@paigemeier1594 yeah! me too 😂

  • @TheFlutterrbye
    @TheFlutterrbye 3 года назад +7

    The key stuck to her chest because she's sweaty. Magnets DON'T Stick to keys. Magnets do stick to Bobby pins, but they wouldn't stick to her sweaty chest. Silly lady, she should be embarrassed. 🤣 I m not sure what the point is anyway.

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 3 года назад

      What I don't get is she is supposedly vaccinated .....and trying to talk others out of getting vaccinated so can die.
      Very weird people.

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger 3 года назад +7

    My hand is attached to my forehead, can somebody explain this to me?

  • @tiffanymichaels2429
    @tiffanymichaels2429 3 года назад +180

    I got the vaccine and didn't become magnetic. I'm so bummed out. I wanted to be the a real life Magneto 😢

    • @JenTilly96
      @JenTilly96 3 года назад +9

      I feel your pain 😔

    • @betaneptune
      @betaneptune 3 года назад +14

      Would be quite helpful in carrying your tools around. No need for a toolbox!

    • @anabetancourt9316
      @anabetancourt9316 3 года назад +4

      @@betaneptune hahaha 😆good one!

    • @realfan3565
      @realfan3565 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @akshat9252
      @akshat9252 3 года назад +2

      Boy magnet haha good one

  • @jamesthompke9108
    @jamesthompke9108 3 года назад +4

    Most all keys are made of brass which is non-metalic, and do not stick to a magnet. Brass is used in certain gas products because it does not cause a spark like metal could! Brass also does not rust, which would be bad for use as a key?

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 3 года назад

      If you have enough iron or similar magnetic material in your blood to be magnetic you also would be dead

  • @peterpiper7441
    @peterpiper7441 3 года назад +2

    What's she complaining about? She could hire herself out to the circus as 'The Human Magnet'. With this convincing display she'd make a fortune.

  • @JenniferMenendez522
    @JenniferMenendez522 3 года назад +11

    Great job, graphic department! 🤺

  • @bobotio6281
    @bobotio6281 3 года назад +141

    “Eight days, three countries, no malarkey!” 😂

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад +2

      So, clearly no stops in Ireland then.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад +2

      A bizarre statement, considering the first stop is the UK, or nonsense central

    • @ludicrousone8706
      @ludicrousone8706 3 года назад +3

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Boris Johnson is in charge of malarkey during the visit

  • @gdrcinnamonpony7395
    @gdrcinnamonpony7395 3 года назад +1

    Guillermo you are so funny omg can not stop laughing 😂

  • @Eusantdac
    @Eusantdac 3 года назад +31

    I think Jimmy's gonna have to say something about the "Jimmy Kimmel' T-shirt Colbert made.

  • @kay2thebeat298
    @kay2thebeat298 3 года назад +25

    So funny!! “Touche-bags” 😂😂🤘🏼

  • @davee.9906
    @davee.9906 3 года назад +75

    Her next trick will be convincing the men in white coats that she's not insane

    • @davee.9906
      @davee.9906 2 года назад

      @Mruuuczek
      Yeah it's a way to treat tumors with the use of magnetic fields and nanodiscs.

    • @davee.9906
      @davee.9906 2 года назад

      @Mruuuczek
      Yup and? What are you trying to say? Do you think they are already so advanced that they can control your mind or make you do anything? Because they aren't and the idea that you're probably getting at isn't even an option yet but because you see something you don't understand fully you're assuming all kinds of capabilities that it clearly doesn't have. When they start using these on animals and start controlling their minds, then you can maybe start to worry but that's why we have laws against doctors doing harm.

  • @englishlearningcenter1470
    @englishlearningcenter1470 3 года назад +1

    OMG LMAO Guillermo Fencing joke!!! hahahaha made my day bro!

  • @rajendrajagdeo2830
    @rajendrajagdeo2830 3 года назад +1

    Jimmy kimel show,my favorite all time show!!!!! God bless u Jimmy! Sincere,Admirable,Cincinnati Ohio

  • @7986bigd
    @7986bigd 3 года назад +42

    I wish I was magnetized so my keys can stick to me. I'll never loss them ever again

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 года назад +238

    Between Donnie's pants and Rudy's constant leaks, 'Depends' is getting a lot of free advertising!

    • @rendajones7368
      @rendajones7368 3 года назад +2

      Also, elastic waistband pull up old man britches with faux fly designer golf and dress slacks for men with ample diaper space are arriving daily at the “Winter White Casa”.
      We don’t know it for a fact, but we have reason to believe it’s likely.
      I am looking forward to seeing an orange jumpsuit that rides up an chafes. It would be more deserving after all the cons. And diaper ointment is a luxury like everyone who is forced to try keeping a roof over their heads on 7.25/hour these days.

    • @loritracy1385
      @loritracy1385 3 года назад +4

      @@rendajones7368 - 😁 Did you know in prison he still has Secret Service protection?! I have NO idea how that's supposed to work...

    • @tempusfugit9009
      @tempusfugit9009 3 года назад +2

      yea know what the best part of get older is?

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 3 года назад +3

      😁😀😅😄😀😆

  • @tmcr5656
    @tmcr5656 3 года назад +2

    Guillermo is such a vibe😂😂😂😂

  • @Frank183847572828
    @Frank183847572828 3 года назад +4

    10:20 Jimmy was right, it is "Touché" (Conjugated verb as in, it just happened aka Touched) in opposition to Touche aka Touch

    • @kythca
      @kythca 2 года назад

      Came here to say this too.

  • @tysonbrown9437
    @tysonbrown9437 3 года назад +23

    You have to hit him harder! I wanna have a job on Monday LOL i died

    • @mnichols1979
      @mnichols1979 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha I was looking for this comment!

    • @benmaynard3059
      @benmaynard3059 3 года назад +1

      @@mnichols1979 me2 lol, i mean come on, he knows exactly how to keep his job lol.

  • @HaleyHinman
    @HaleyHinman 3 года назад +115

    Guillermo is too funny just to be Jimmy's foil (these are fencing jokes)

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 года назад +2

      I'm piste that you, in the flèche, would resort to fencing puns...

    • @MR.B00_
      @MR.B00_ 3 года назад +1

      Clever! 😒

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 года назад +2

      Also, Guillermo quite CLEARLY said that these are fencing YOKES!

    • @bigbayesian9395
      @bigbayesian9395 3 года назад +3

      This joke is obviously a riposte, pretty sure I saw it on reddit

    • @HaleyHinman
      @HaleyHinman 3 года назад +1

      @@bigbayesian9395 Wait, my joke? Never been to reddit but if they want to borrow it over there, that's fine with me.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 года назад +137

    Crazies: “The vaccine makes you magnetic to keys…”
    Me: “I have an actual magnet, can we try that key near this thing?”

    • @RichardServello
      @RichardServello 3 года назад +29

      People that mistake sweat for magnetism wouldn’t understand the concept of non-ferrous metals.

    • @DavidS19551
      @DavidS19551 3 года назад

      It's real..u r wrong

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 3 года назад +6

      @@DavidS19551 lolololololololol

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 3 года назад +2

      @@DavidS19551 bless your heart

    • @paulferrante5192
      @paulferrante5192 3 года назад +1

      @@DavidS19551 If she really is an anti-vaxxer, you have to ask, did she even have her jab(s)? Sticking things to your skin proves nothing, except that she probably hasn't showered or bathed in weeks! Yikes, 🤦‍♂️Dangerous Idiots🤯...and in the Medical field at that 🤪 !!

  • @ancientgriffyn
    @ancientgriffyn 3 года назад +1

    How does the key stick? Your sweats surface tension.

  • @2525theone
    @2525theone 3 года назад +34

    Funny my keys are made with brass metal which is not magnetic, very strange!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад +3

      And some of the places with the highest number of Covid cases don't have 5g...I have never ever understood that "link"...

  • @OzyMandias13
    @OzyMandias13 3 года назад +75

    I find Guillermo's jokes o-fence-ive...

    • @sbuceeh
      @sbuceeh 3 года назад +3

      Besssssst comment hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @realfan3565
      @realfan3565 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @Daanlikkewaan
      @Daanlikkewaan 3 года назад +7

      I don't know, I'm kind of on the... fence on that one...

    • @parkinglotstriping9800
      @parkinglotstriping9800 3 года назад

      He is just a clown please forgive him

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 3 года назад +1

      He's just a foil for Jimmy.

  • @superjono7529
    @superjono7529 3 года назад +1

    I like how Guillermo and Jimmy both got the proper fencing outfits while the actual professional fencers who are going to the Olympics are in t-shirts 👕

  • @bsmith1164
    @bsmith1164 3 года назад

    Guillermo at the Comedy Store is gold! Gold Jimmy!

  • @clunapizarrog48
    @clunapizarrog48 3 года назад +139

    In America they're offering awards for getting the vaccine
    And in my country people are still dying because of covid because there are no vaccines available 😭

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 3 года назад +43

      As a nurse who has vaccinated hundreds here trust me I would go to any country to help vaccinate people. The virus doesn’t know what country your from. The US announced today they are giving 500 million vaccine away to other countries.... Stay safe

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 3 года назад +12

      So sorry

    • @Apple-ei1ms
      @Apple-ei1ms 3 года назад +6

      Same

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet 3 года назад +26

      @@kimclarke5018 same here I'm a nurse at a large urban hospital in the Midwest and have been part of Operation Vaccination in our city since January. We have vaccinated thousands in our community but the whole state is less than 50% because of the many ignorant Trump supporters in rural parts of the state who have made the whole pandemic a political conspiracy theory instead of a public health crisis

    • @krazycmcc3444
      @krazycmcc3444 3 года назад +3

      🙏🌎🙏🇺🇸

  • @hvt45
    @hvt45 3 года назад +25

    The most surprising thing from this episode is that they have a Guillermo size fencing outfit.

  • @marcdenton2996
    @marcdenton2996 2 года назад +1

    When Jimmy goes on vacation Guillermo can take over.

  • @Arya-cf7vu
    @Arya-cf7vu 3 года назад

    😂😂😂 superb guys! This fencing bit went way beyond what I imagined!!

  • @RahRan123
    @RahRan123 3 года назад +39

    got my second shot... tried this... nothing! although now I glow in the dark and my roomba follows me everywhere (just kidding)

    • @bobbiezaborsky9647
      @bobbiezaborsky9647 3 года назад +4

      😆

    • @8889408
      @8889408 3 года назад +2

      Thanks! I needed to laugh today!!!!😅

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 3 года назад +1

      My Roomba follows me everywhere, regardless. It can be in the other room, but if I start washing the dishes it will be at my heels before I can get a towel to dry my hands.

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 3 года назад +5

      after my 2nd Pfizer shot, I never have to look for my keys anymore, it's always sticking on me, LOL ok, I need a shower LOL

    • @hilldoggydogg635
      @hilldoggydogg635 2 года назад

      Got my 4th mandatory shot in Israel today, without it I would be a second class citizen because they mandated it. I'm just wondering, when is it supposed to work, its been 4 shots now, also, my testicles got swollen, and I caught COVID.

  • @dyskelia
    @dyskelia 3 года назад +6

    Guillermo asked the same question I always do during the olympics: how are the Latinos doing? I hope we get more coverage of other countries this time in addition to our own excellent athletes 💕

    • @dyskelia
      @dyskelia 3 года назад

      @@ardeladimwit I know that Mexicans in particular excel at diving and walking as well.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 года назад

    Props to Guillermo for being a good sport. From the Disney Princess last week to the Seinfieldesque comedian this week, he adds so much to the show!

  • @jeffreymechler2424
    @jeffreymechler2424 3 года назад

    Why was Guillermo's, Seinfeld skit the funniest part!? I liked the whole video but that ending cracked me up for no reason hahah

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 года назад +76

    The amount of people not taking the vaccine is disturbing

    • @cyrusgreidanus1560
      @cyrusgreidanus1560 3 года назад +5

      Meh

    • @argusburebistus8602
      @argusburebistus8602 3 года назад +10

      Yeah I now ! Special me ,never take a vaccine in my life and i am still here and my family all pure breed no Vaccination of any kind rarely take any medication and we don't have majore health problems my grandma just reach 101 i don't remember wen was the last time she take a banal aspirin !

    • @mercinary110
      @mercinary110 3 года назад

      Waaaaah

    • @Apple-ei1ms
      @Apple-ei1ms 3 года назад +13

      Dogs have higher IQ than anti-vaxxers

    • @argusburebistus8602
      @argusburebistus8602 3 года назад +8

      @@Apple-ei1ms perfect ,i am a anti Vaxxer proud one ,then my dogs having higher O then me then i am safe because they will smell imbecile and violent or evil people before me and they will keep me safe 😁✌️

  • @shahw2469
    @shahw2469 3 года назад +46

    Send vaccine to other countries rather than getting expired.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 3 года назад +3

      Exactly, it wouldn't take long to send it to Mexico, or Canada.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад +5

      @@sheilaboston7051 Canada has higher rates of vaccinations than USA...

    • @luisv2849
      @luisv2849 3 года назад +2

      Guatemala, Honduras, Haití, Bolivia, Venezuela, Nicaragua. More and more

    • @BoogieBoogsForever
      @BoogieBoogsForever 2 года назад +2

      They are now. They didn't announce it's cause they can't use them though...

    • @elisemiller13
      @elisemiller13 2 года назад

      @@BoogieBoogsForever ? Please explain why they can't use them, thanks

  • @nogames284
    @nogames284 3 года назад +1

    4:22 I love this woman's reactions on the right. it goes from laughing, to wtf, to WTF?, to okay be cool I think I'm on TV

  • @donh7909
    @donh7909 3 года назад

    Addressing the 'Magnet Lady'.. Sticking stuff to yourself, is a childhood stunt.. I even did the, spoon on the nose..!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 года назад +226

    Putin doesn't have a lackey in the white house anymore..

    • @CNRMAX
      @CNRMAX 3 года назад +7

      always a pleasure seeing you in the comment section of all my favorite channels ❤️ brian tyler cohen gang for life

    • @grizzybear9111
      @grizzybear9111 3 года назад +5

      @@CNRMAX get a room

    • @robc4191
      @robc4191 3 года назад +6

      @@CNRMAX Leonaza's comments are EVERYWHERE

    • @dartarkana4279
      @dartarkana4279 3 года назад +4

      I think you wrong to assume that so quick
      There's always the possibility that your being played

    • @antihypocrisy8978
      @antihypocrisy8978 3 года назад +5

      There may be another one soon. Too many gullible voters and lots of freedom to spread lies and misinformation.

  • @KW-qn3gi
    @KW-qn3gi 3 года назад +21

    I absolutely love these field trips that Jimmy and Guillermo take together!!;;

  • @Fajah69
    @Fajah69 3 года назад +2

    This is urgent, we need to save the kids from the crazy folks.

  • @lionsingh18
    @lionsingh18 3 года назад +2

    LOOK at the face of the woman behind the magnet fail crank in blue t-shirt with YES to HB 248.......Says it all

  • @sttroner
    @sttroner 3 года назад +84

    I take offense that none of them went on guard and said: "Hello... My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"

    • @bj1783
      @bj1783 3 года назад +5

      Great to see my BBT tribe here!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @allthingsgood8265
      @allthingsgood8265 3 года назад +2

      In Hispanic/English accent. Hi I’m Roberto. you hate onions? Then you hate my family, prepare to die. Lolz

    • @motogordo5525
      @motogordo5525 3 года назад +3

      “En garde”

    • @allthingsgood8265
      @allthingsgood8265 3 года назад

      @@motogordo5525 lol.

    • @ryancarmichael4145
      @ryancarmichael4145 3 года назад +2

      @@allthingsgood8265 you are hilarious.....love it....

  • @chuckcafiero4546
    @chuckcafiero4546 3 года назад +23

    keys are made of BRASS,washed with nickle,and are by nature,non ferrous,therefore non magnetic. so there

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 3 года назад

      I just tried it with the keys on my keyring and a magnet. One out of four keys is attracted to the magnet.

    • @chuckcafiero4546
      @chuckcafiero4546 3 года назад

      @@AdrianColley I guess some keys are steel.not traditional ones at least.

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone 3 года назад

    These guys have so much fun. Really enjoyed the lightsaber sequence and Guillermo's standup routine.

  • @mauriov
    @mauriov 3 года назад

    The tush bags and I wanna have a job on Monday!!! Love it.

  • @laurenmchenry9918
    @laurenmchenry9918 3 года назад +10

    I would love to see all the people trying to stick a key to themselves right now 🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @catherinehendrickson2809
    @catherinehendrickson2809 3 года назад +62

    German Shepherd and Russian Dictator. 🐾🦮🐾 Go Major it's your birthday 🎉

    • @renee6164
      @renee6164 3 года назад +2

      🤞👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💙

  • @radiogoodguy6287
    @radiogoodguy6287 3 года назад

    HILARIOUS 😆 finish to the fencing routine!👍

  • @hugohugo990
    @hugohugo990 2 года назад +1

    The ending was hilarious 😂

  • @BladeMasterz916
    @BladeMasterz916 3 года назад +3

    Dam... my magnets won't stick to me and I got both shots... explain that flat earthers?

  • @gcmgome
    @gcmgome 3 года назад +3

    I don't think it is possible to explain things to the lady who thinks that a non ferrous key is sticking to her due to magnetism?

    • @whitebird5383
      @whitebird5383 3 года назад

      Agreed, she would be incapable of understanding logic anyway.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад

      @@whitebird5383 hey, I'm still amazed she knows what gravity is.

  • @danielhoward8354
    @danielhoward8354 3 года назад

    lol A whole diff meaning of fencing and I laughed way too hard when the keys etc started flying and sticking to her face .

  • @bembegreen8027
    @bembegreen8027 2 года назад

    I love when Jimmy and Guillermo try a new sport.. I LOVE IT.🤣🤣🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +8

    "OW! You poked me in the touche!"

  • @teresas8173
    @teresas8173 3 года назад +5

    Finally I’m able to use this emoji! Jimmy and Guillermo are awesome at fencing 🤺🤺🤺

  • @mattiascarlsson5355
    @mattiascarlsson5355 3 года назад +2

    Makes you wonder why the Terminators weren't revealed by simple magnetic strips hanging around the openings of the settlements.

  • @victorschannel5477
    @victorschannel5477 3 года назад

    I love the facial expressions of the people behind the crazy magneto woman.