I met Joey in Vegas on Friday. I tried to slip him a small $20 just for a coffee, bagel something to show my gratitude. He politely declined it and had me give it to Kate Quigley who opened for him. He then leaned over gave me a side hug told me " you have a big heart" in spanish. Placed his hand over my heart and we took a picture. It goes to show what kind of person Uncle Joey is...Thank you Uncle Joey
Damn I was looking for him after the show too. Tremendous show. You a Vegas local? If so can you agree there's A LOT of MURDERERS rolling through town the next few months. Segura at Cosmo in May!!!!!
I actually saw Joey Diaz at the grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
joey diaz always moving his head around when he talks. He needs one of those xbox headsets.. We would hear him clearly.. I guarantee he gets a million subscribers instantly
@@armandobernal8535 not gonna lie, there are times i get annoyed watching his podcast cause he starts whispering at times an i gotta put headphones in to hear it.
Joey and I have something in common. We have an uncanny memory of the month and years, and the things that happened to us during those months and years. I can totally relate to him.
@@ericallen7112 I always find it both strange and impressive. I can barely remember what I was doing last week same time let alone several decades ago.
@@Sychonut Not sure how Joey remembers things. But every time I hear someone mention a year, my memory is like a calendar (clock) 6 o'clock is December and 12 is June, and I go from there. Always been that way. What's even more strange is, I saw someone I went to Elementary school with, haven't seen them since until last year. I recognized her, called her name, she remembered me, but wouldn't have recognized me had I not said something. She was blown away, but just another day for me.
@@mmaboxing8015 She said her period is dark and looks like A-1 steak sauce. It's somewhere in the first 20 min. They are talking about blood. It was gross. Peace out Church Fam brotha.
One of the best guests on the podcast yet Uncle Joey. Kept throwing fire at Lee he'll just sit there and laugh not knowing what to say. Jessi kept gettin him AHAHAHAHAH
Foley drops a major truth on the JRE Clips video Dave Foley’s UFO “Obsession” at 22 minutes into that vid. Major Props to Foley for speaking of societal manipulation via Hollywood! Rogan’s heart nearly stopped...
Uncle Joey I need help I'm from Cape town South Africa . I've been hurt so many times by the same girl but yet I love her so much and I know she can't care about me.i unfortunately gone down the road of drinking.im so dippreased and lost all hope in life . uncle Joey I don't know what I must do in life .I have an ok basic job.but yea I Dana what to do .I wish I could do comedy and podcasts like you but in South Africa it doesn't even exist really . People her don't understand it and it drives me crazy cause I love what you guys do cause you provide a service but also you save people lives . please uncle Joey just help me with your guidance I'm so close to the end .I have really started to give up on everything I haven't had a good day more than a year but yea I listen to you .Joe Rogan .Bill burr.ari and Burt cause for some reason it gives me hope.but uncle Joey Is really the father I need right now thank you.
robert ferencak just keep plugging away brother you’ll get through it find little ways to be happy even just for a second and build from there don’t focus on your misery
Try doing some exercises. It releases special chemicals that make you feel good. Go for walks outside when it’s nice, and do stuff that you liked to do before you met her. Spend time with family and friends. Being alone is not the greatest with a broken heart. I know it’s hard to do those things, but you have to try. I promise it will help.
I know this was 3 years ago but we can’t skip over the fact Jessimae said her period blood looks more like A1 sauce like the shit on the side of your neck !!! Lmaooooo
I met Joey in Vegas on Friday. I tried to slip him a small $20 just for a coffee, bagel something to show my gratitude. He politely declined it and had me give it to Kate Quigley who opened for him. He then leaned over gave me a side hug told me " you have a big heart" in spanish. Placed his hand over my heart and we took a picture. It goes to show what kind of person Uncle Joey is...Thank you Uncle Joey
Sounds amazing
Damn I was looking for him after the show too. Tremendous show. You a Vegas local? If so can you agree there's A LOT of MURDERERS rolling through town the next few months. Segura at Cosmo in May!!!!!
Pizza bagel 🤔
I actually saw Joey Diaz at the grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@Abz 3000 lol sorry man just a tired copypasta
Jessimae is always my fav guest on The Church. Please bring her back again!
R.I.P. Brody Stevens
Boulder Colorado 1985.....
THE BEST!!
@@JamesDeWeaver You mean Bouldah Colarahdo CoCkSuCkAh
Tremendous
That MF did everything in 1985
40 yr old stories always get more and more cool as time goes by
Lee looks like a Jew that collaborated during world war two and was given an unlimited supply of German sausages, cakes and sweets 😂😂
fucking lol, that's a perfect description
😂😂😂😂
No way joey diaz making a appearance on the mike tyson podcast thank you legend joey .cant wait to see that one
Bring Lee to giggle with Tyson at the same time
Really!!?? Nice!!!
31:20, that laugh cured me, the essence of a true laugh, what every comedian wants to hear
pure awesomeness
Each of Lee's laughs are unique
I BEEN WAITIN FOR JOEY & MIKE TYSON!! Happy to hear its happenin
Its gonna be tremendous. Are you fucking nuts or what?!
joey diaz always moving his head around when he talks. He needs one of those xbox headsets.. We would hear him clearly.. I guarantee he gets a million subscribers instantly
assclown very good observation but if lee told him to do that.. he would say get that fahnook shit outta here and go kick that fucking mule..
overall podcast issue if you ask me too much excitement and moving around audio levels always whack
How can't u hear him😂😂
@@armandobernal8535 not gonna lie, there are times i get annoyed watching his podcast cause he starts whispering at times an i gotta put headphones in to hear it.
Joey's podcast is great..
Brings a guest on so he can talk and they become his therapist for 90 mins.
Love him.
Lee " Hummus Neck " Syatt
Cuello de garbanzo jajaja
Just what the doctor ordered, wash your mufflers kids! Glad you got it up lee!
Love Everyone
I love what you guys have to say, makes my day a lot brighter. Thank you.
Lee twitchin and already has his own merch. Hairy sweaters 🤣
And his replica service fly w/ a little bit of hummus!
What does he play?
@@fredc8618 Fortnite last time I watched, he might play APEX now though,
The audio is crazy. hot chick is screaming at the mic & Joey is sitting far away from it.
Tremendous
shes suppose to be funny im still waiting
@@bensonhedges479 she basically just made a noise, repeated last thing Joey said real loud, and then laughed obnoxiously. The whole time.
Joey Bananas always has horrible audio
Was awesome Live! Keep it up guys. Much love! ❤️
One of the best episodes! Love you guys!
Joey knows how to make a advertisement sound interesting. I bet the advertisers love him.
06:36 to 06:55 the most Joey was horrified with Lee!
One of the funniest church moments 🤣🤣🤣
That's why he went in on him
You're a great story teller Joey. Love ya.
How has his life not a movie yet?
Your watching it ! Lol.... " Who the f@ck you think your dealing with" ?
"ITS CALLED PISSING ON SOMEBODYS LEG!!!" omfg!!! I used to sell cars, that's so true and funny af!!!!
Epic Story time Podcast with Uncle Joey, Love YA Uncle Joey and Lee, also Ms. Jessimae Peluso was a great guest. Bong Hits from Colorado to ya Cheers
Great podcast. Awesome energy between all of them
Fucking love when Joey brings up Lee's pet fly. Classic.
Sending love from Tucson, we loved your show!!!!
i love how she repeats certain things joey says lol its cute
What happened to the Black Sabbath on the wall?
Jessimae " I REPEAT EVERYTHING" PELUSO
Dude for real and loud too
"I dont want you to think I'm an animal..." haha Uncle Joey you've never been anything but.... hahahaha
Another classic Church episode! True Criminals aren't made they are born!
36:42 look at Lee silently howling lmao
I’m checking every newspaper bin I see from now on lmao
Love you Joey ,keep talking brother.
Believe it or not Jessi went to an all black highschool here in Syracuse and somehow came out half decent.
Ryan Sheridan racist much
Toxic Pickle or recognizing the fact that we went to a black high school and she isn’t pregnant smoking Newports and acting ratchet.
Joey's 200 page biography would have a 165 page chapter 3 on 1985. He must've spent the 90s in stasis.
He went to prison for a few years...and then came out and lived a civilian life
Joey and I have something in common. We have an uncanny memory of the month and years, and the things that happened to us during those months and years. I can totally relate to him.
@@ericallen7112 I always find it both strange and impressive. I can barely remember what I was doing last week same time let alone several decades ago.
@@Sychonut Not sure how Joey remembers things. But every time I hear someone mention a year, my memory is like a calendar (clock) 6 o'clock is December and 12 is June, and I go from there. Always been that way. What's even more strange is, I saw someone I went to Elementary school with, haven't seen them since until last year. I recognized her, called her name, she remembered me, but wouldn't have recognized me had I not said something. She was blown away, but just another day for me.
Came out to your Vegas set thank you so much for coming thru even tho the terrible news with Brody that day I definitely need that pick me up.
Uncle Joey's little Sister. Cracking episode of The Church.....a leg-pisser. Haha
Never using A-1 steak sauce again...
Eat it, EAT IT!! Lmfao
@@mmaboxing8015 She said her period is dark and looks like A-1 steak sauce. It's somewhere in the first 20 min. They are talking about blood. It was gross. Peace out Church Fam brotha.
@1:30:03 “...you got any dates coming up, you dirty bitch.” 😂😂😭
Tremendous
I started napping in 95 😂🤣😂🤣😂
One of the best guests on the podcast yet Uncle Joey. Kept throwing fire at Lee he'll just sit there and laugh not knowing what to say. Jessi kept gettin him AHAHAHAHAH
Joey you are badass bro!! ⭐️💪🏽
Good show
1:30:06 my fav moment of the podcast
@1:33:09, that goblin giggle that the Christ Killer let out😂🤣😂🤣
Lee’s laugh at 31:17 😂😂
Foley drops a major truth on the JRE Clips video Dave Foley’s UFO “Obsession” at 22 minutes into that vid. Major Props to Foley for speaking of societal manipulation via Hollywood! Rogan’s heart nearly stopped...
Jess is the best
Lee's laugh at 1:33:06 what noise is that
🤣 🤣
LIKE..A..DOCTOR! 🤙🏼✔️🍻
Please, Joey, you got heart....some words for Brody brutha?
Kansas boy proud
Where is BlackSabbath?! did it finally fall from joeys chair hitting it.
Sometimes Lee has to edit out the song so RUclips doesn't copywrite strike the podcast
Love the Clemente picture behind coco.
Lee inhales farts
he looks it too!
Love you Lee, you crack me up brother.
I like this podcast, this Lassie gets it
"your face is my nightmare"
I shave my mans undercarriage and trim him. Lee get it together.
Joey and Tyson!!!! Sweet
Uncle Joey I need help I'm from Cape town South Africa . I've been hurt so many times by the same girl but yet I love her so much and I know she can't care about me.i unfortunately gone down the road of drinking.im so dippreased and lost all hope in life . uncle Joey I don't know what I must do in life .I have an ok basic job.but yea I Dana what to do .I wish I could do comedy and podcasts like you but in South Africa it doesn't even exist really . People her don't understand it and it drives me crazy cause I love what you guys do cause you provide a service but also you save people lives . please uncle Joey just help me with your guidance I'm so close to the end .I have really started to give up on everything I haven't had a good day more than a year but yea I listen to you .Joe Rogan .Bill burr.ari and Burt cause for some reason it gives me hope.but uncle Joey Is really the father I need right now thank you.
robert ferencak just keep plugging away brother you’ll get through it find little ways to be happy even just for a second and build from there don’t focus on your misery
Try doing some exercises. It releases special chemicals that make you feel good. Go for walks outside when it’s nice, and do stuff that you liked to do before you met her. Spend time with family and friends. Being alone is not the greatest with a broken heart. I know it’s hard to do those things, but you have to try. I promise it will help.
Question for the church family: I've missed a few episodes..Joey doesn't do weed, stars or bongs anymore????
Lee swallows smoke on bong hits!
Where tf is the sabbath poster? I'll give it a new home!
Shades indoors... ah. She’s one of those people.
31:20
Or she's just really fuckin high. I wear mine inside when stoned.
Malicious Tactics totally
listen to the podcast before you whine. she already told you she's got dry eyes.
Xenon how does that help indoors? I fail to see how having shades indoors where no wind is present somehow provides relief for dry eyes.
"I threw my gun in the trunk" two minutes later "ya I had my gun in my waste" - Coco
How come Joey has not talked at all about Brody's suicide???
his suicide doesnt need to be talked about, he killed himself hes gone that what he wanted thats what he got
matt cohen Everyone deals with deaths differently. Just cause he hasn’t brought it up doesn’t mean he doesn’t care.
Wheres the morning joint I need you in my mornings Joey much love to you and the flying jew
You can tell she regularly listens to the podcast
18:47 who farted
Its ur neck hahaha
Guy sang like a goat in pain, love it
I know this was 3 years ago but we can’t skip over the fact Jessimae said her period blood looks more like A1 sauce like the shit on the side of your neck !!! Lmaooooo
I started napping in 1995😂😂😂
Fuck man just the mentions of the hummus fly and hummus neck had me crying.
Your channel is going to blow up with all this "Momo challenge" shit
31:20
lmao
Tremendous pillsburry doughboy
Every one of his laughs is unique
What was your first job?? "Shady as fuck voice" ...."detail" hahhahaha
She's the best.
Oh shit! Uncle Joey's gonna HotBox w/ Iron Mike!!
36:54 FAM! I'M CRY-YING!!!!
Is this the female lee?
Joey speaks the truth. I'm 48, and my right nut hangs lower than my left nut does. It must be something about the cosmos.
Mean streets of Boulder
Why is everyone acting like he had to mention brody on the podcast or twitter?
If you ever wanted to know whats going on under a blind mans glasses take a look at lee
Joey "I started napping in 1995" Diaz
Any mention of brody
Any??
no that i heard listening live
was hoping for a josh wolf podcast and some brody stories
A couple stars of death can kick this into a full gang bang. lee tremendous
Joey no offence but I don’t like people that wear sunglasses inside.
Somebody's getting triggered!! Think of a calm place, go there in your mind!
Hes gotta come to upstate NY man. Fucking dude kills me lol
Joey lookin healthy
Joey loves to name names like a real Mook
LMAO @ the lucky red pen story
Lmao trying to eat during this episode is horrible!
Why the fuck is Joey not recognizing Brody's death? He didn't even mention him. Thought they were friends
The hummus neck 😆