Every time Jordan posts i either learn another food hack or have an existential crisis when i learn i've been doing something wrong my whole life. *Theres no inbetween.*
At 1:03 after biting the bagel? I did that after tasting my girlfriends momma's macaroni & cheese. I don't know what's in it but it's the best I ever had. I asked her momma right then to marry me. My girlfriend didn't see the humor.
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Will Jesus teach me the proper way to eat a bagel? That is what the video is about you know. Maybe you can find a video of a guy showing you the right way to use a table saw and explain to him how Jesus could help him with his sawing troubles.
Can I just say I was having a pretty bad day but this brought me so much joy. Thank you Mr President for sharing not just this snack but your genuine reaction aswell. I hope you have a blessed day 🫶
soak the bagel in eggs first. (Short time 5 min for crispy gooey or longer up to 10 min for custard firm) Air fry it for 4-6 minutes depending on choice. Then follow his directions. You are welcome internet people. You can also use instant coffee and whip the cream cheese for a good coffee cake flavor with a crispy french toast texture.
I am an older woman and can tell you dryers are typically VERY easy to fix. Many repair people are online and show fixes, step by step. I’m shocked that our Stallion didn’t attempt repair first, shocked.
he doesnt really have expertise outside of food. kinda makes me mad that he has trashed android users and even later made a video criticizing iphone. he made another video about an expensive watch, he just said its stupid to pay that much without a reason and called that content. to me he should stick with food and he is really good at that
@@KnowThyWeaknessFair point. Thanks for sharing this with us. I think a lot of influencers have trouble with focusing on what they’re good at, early on. It seems to be part of the process, so I cut him some slack here.
It's just a cream cheese frosting used for cake decorations. It's one is the easiest frosting to make. In this case, cream cheese frosting for cinnamon rolls as it uses brown sugar, instead of white / powdered, and cinnamon.
There's no recipe tho. The cinnamon isn't in the icing it's rolled up in the roll; the icing is just cream cheese and sugar (and stabilizers and preservatives if store-bought).
Literally got up from the couch and went straight to the kitchen to make this and ohhhhh ohhhh wow 🤩!!!! Life changing and sooooo incredibly good! Thank you!
I'm lactose intolerant so I can't really do the cream cheese, but that looks so good I'm willing to suffer the aftermath Thank you for the suggestions. I take lactase enzymes 9000 fcc when I plan on eating dairy
@@Charr2910 I bought tablets I can take that help me digest because I can't give up cream cheese on bagels or ice cream. Makes such a huge difference.
I have never seen pumpkin spice bagels, nut kow I want to try them. I suppose you can also add the spice to the spread. Not quite the same, but it would do if you can't find the other.
From being annoyed he was stuck in the house waiting for the dryer repairman to I’ll be occupied until 5 eating everything that goes with this spread. I love this for Jordan. Time well spent, lol.
By the time the repairman gets there at 10PM, Jordan will be so wired. Are you done yet? Areyoudoneyet? Spins the carriage. Wheee! Throws in some sweat clothes and maybe a kitten because why not? It's so cute! Zoom Zoom!
I love little discoveries like this. You have more useful ingredients than you realize sometimes. Your reaction after biting into the bagel was everything XD
When you realize that there is cinnamon cream cheese that actually exists and its actually delicious. Idk if its in America or just Canada but it's so good.
@@charlieann456 Because that's not how we hack foods! If we just grabbed the flavored cream cheese sitting right there next to the plain one, the video would be over!
LMFAO Jordan your little dance when you first Took a bite was so adorable and funny! I'm definitely gonna try this next time we get bagels😊 thanks for making me laugh today❤
If I may, I would like to suggest toasting your bagel halves in a frying pan over medium heat, rather than putting the bagel in the air fryer This is a game-changer in my opinion because it gives you a nice, toasty crunch while keeping the softness of the bagel intact
You could also mix the cream cheese with a squeeze of lemon juice and cook the same. Then top it with lemon curd or your favourite sweet fruit preserves (jam/jelly).
Apples are exactly what I was thinking too lol, and then he pulled em out I was like "ayyy" 😂 This looks so good, Imma have to try. Definitely works best with plain bagels, which I have, but need to get some plain cream cheese. Always go with Tillamook too if you aren't trying to be a cheapskate. It's both better for you and has a more genuine and rich taste. Just higher quality for cheese and other dairy products in general. Because it isn't subject to the outrageous leniency/allowances of food products in the US typically. Just tryin to help yall. Also this has been my favorite way to make a bagel since last year. When I didn't have a toaster, just a stove. So I would put a little butter and avocado oil on a pan, and place the bagel on it, open side down, and let it get to a nice golden-brown. You can fry the other side if you want, but I wouldn't always cuz then the hands get all buttery and oily, but less so if you soak up all the stuff on the one side first. Anyways then I would just add some strawberry/mixed berry cream cheese to the one (also tillamook again bc it's just... better), and keep the other one plain. And eat both, sometimes along with some eggs and bacon/sausage. And honestly, part of me likes the plain one better even, or I at least prefer to finishing that one last. It is just.. so good. You guys should try this as well js. You won't regret it. Better when still warm btw. I have a toaster now, so I don't do this as much because... laziness. And I cook pretty much 2-3 of my daily meals EVERY DAY. So you can imagine I already have enough dishes to wash with only so much energy to spend 😅😂 Seriously tho. Try it!😊😊😉
Another video I need to go back and reference when we come home with some apples from the orchard. 😂 Also, how is this man not 500 lbs with all this rich, delicious food he's eating and sharing with the world? 😂😂
So its basically brown sugar, cream cheese frosting...I'm in! I will say that I just purchased brown sugar cinnamon cream cheese for the first time & I am very positive that this will beat Philadelphias version!
Also this has been my favorite way to make a bagel since last year. When I didn't have a toaster, just a stove. So I would put a little butter and avocado oil on a pan, and place the bagel on it, open side down, and let it get to a nice golden-brown. You can fry the other side if you want, but I wouldn't always cuz then the hands get all buttery and oily, but less so if you soak up all the stuff on the one side first. Anyways then I would just add some strawberry/mixed berry cream cheese to the one (also tillamook again bc it's just... better), and keep the other one plain. And eat both, sometimes along with some eggs and bacon/sausage. And honestly, part of me likes the plain one better even, or I at least prefer to finishing that one last. It is just.. so good. You guys should try this as well js. You won't regret it. Better when still warm btw. I have a toaster now, so I don't do this as much because... laziness. And I cook pretty much 2-3 of my daily meals EVERY DAY. So you can imagine I already have enough dishes to wash with only so much energy to spend 😅😂 Seriously tho. Try it!😊😊😉
I suggest that you get a toaster oven. It does small oven and air fryer recipes without all the plastic non- stick coating mess. I got the small stoneware bar tray from Pampered chef and it fits perfectly. Having lived in Oregon, yes Tillamook! Their curds are amazing in poutine too.
@@donnawestbrook8992 Ooh, my mom used to sell a lot for Pampered Chef! Their stuff is so high quality and even some of the older stuff still holds up now! I do have that small stoneware as well, aside from fish sticks, the last thing I made on it was those smore cookies Jordan showed off a while ago 😅 Those were also amazing. Their stoneware is 👌🏽 And I'll have to try that!
No. I love my onion, garlic, cheesy, savory bagels, maybe with some smoked salmon. That's been a "not wrong" way to eat a bagel for a long goddamned time.
You could probably do this, just replace the sweet stuff with herbs and spices. I'd go for garlic, a bit of onion powder, and some rosemary. Maybe mozzarella if you're not sensitive to dairy.
Not me playing 1:05 back ten times. You are too much fun and love food the way I do. Jordan, if I wasn’t bae’d up already, I’d have been shot my shot 😂😂😂
Every time Jordan posts i either learn another food hack or have an existential crisis when i learn i've been doing something wrong my whole life. *Theres no inbetween.*
There is an in-between because what if you figure out a food hack that shows you that you have been doing the food wrong your whole life
What about when you find out that something you’ve been doing your entire life isn’t normal? i.e, I thought that everyone had those cheese graters…
Ikr?
One of the few times when there's actually no in between that I've seen
Don't forget the bugs
"... the vanilla. Now we're just gonna put a little bit" (splurt!) "Nevermind." 😂😂😂
I knew it would end that way. It always does with those extracts
He pressed the Vanilla Extract Button...
My guy!
me every time 👌💙👍
Jordan’s expression when something turns out to be truly delicious is a thing of beauty.
At 1:03 after biting the bagel? I did that after tasting my girlfriends momma's macaroni & cheese. I don't know what's in it but it's the best I ever had.
I asked her momma right then to marry me. My girlfriend didn't see the humor.
@@Temulon🤣💀💀
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Will Jesus teach me the proper way to eat a bagel? That is what the video is about you know. Maybe you can find a video of a guy showing you the right way to use a table saw and explain to him how Jesus could help him with his sawing troubles.
Literally same feeling dude.... like lets be fucking real@@CrackShot-3
@@TemulonYou'll have to settle for unleavened bread..😂
@ 1:05, that bagel was so good, Jordan almost started twerking. 😆🤣😆😆🤣
Lmaoooo, I saw it!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 It was an ever so slight PoP😂
@@aladyslegacy1 Right!!! 😆😆😆
@@Therealdivinegoddess 😂😂😂
That bagel got this man dancing 🤣
And singing 😂 and ngl, its pretty 🔥
Jordan singing and dancing makes me smile so big.
And then he got on the floor 😂 I made him my bestie. He don’t know it though, or me for that matter. 😂😂😅😢
he turned into Michel Jackson
Fr when he turned around like that I thought he was gon shake some aㄹㄹ 😂😂😂
The sound of the crunch of that bagel is beyond satisfying.
Yes. As satisfying as his face and dance when he realizes how good it is! 😂
Can I just say I was having a pretty bad day but this brought me so much joy. Thank you Mr President for sharing not just this snack but your genuine reaction aswell. I hope you have a blessed day 🫶
I hope tomorrow you have THE MOST AMAZING DAY....ON PURPOSE 🫶🏾
@@kimee757 thank you so much! I hope you also have an amazing day! God bless!
omg Jordan Howlett for President!
@@GenericAnonymity definitely has my vote!
soak the bagel in eggs first. (Short time 5 min for crispy gooey or longer up to 10 min for custard firm)
Air fry it for 4-6 minutes depending on choice.
Then follow his directions.
You are welcome internet people.
You can also use instant coffee and whip the cream cheese for a good coffee cake flavor with a crispy french toast texture.
you fucking what ok i have to try this when i get home at the end of this month
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That singing 😂😂
Sounds like he can sing a bit
I know right?!
bro actually brings me joy
😂😂😂🎉
Jordan's reactions of pure joy makes my heart so happy 🥰
Honestly, there is so much misery on YT and in the world right now. You don’t know much we need to see this kind of (affordable) joy. Thanks! ❤☮️
I am an older woman and can tell you dryers are typically VERY easy to fix. Many repair people are online and show fixes, step by step. I’m shocked that our Stallion didn’t attempt repair first, shocked.
no
He's the food guru, not the handy man. Different field entirely
@@triplezeroxz5875 oh so you’re saying he can’t be both? Rather narrow minded of you.
he doesnt really have expertise outside of food. kinda makes me mad that he has trashed android users and even later made a video criticizing iphone. he made another video about an expensive watch, he just said its stupid to pay that much without a reason and called that content. to me he should stick with food and he is really good at that
@@KnowThyWeaknessFair point. Thanks for sharing this with us. I think a lot of influencers have trouble with focusing on what they’re good at, early on. It seems to be part of the process, so I cut him some slack here.
Lord, if this recipe has got this man dancing and singing, I might just give this a shot
It's just a cream cheese frosting used for cake decorations. It's one is the easiest frosting to make. In this case, cream cheese frosting for cinnamon rolls as it uses brown sugar, instead of white / powdered, and cinnamon.
There's no recipe tho. The cinnamon isn't in the icing it's rolled up in the roll; the icing is just cream cheese and sugar (and stabilizers and preservatives if store-bought).
You know the food tastes good when you moan a little 😂😂
that wasnt moaning wth
That wasn't moaning.
He was saingin some Gospel right there.
But... moaning? No.
1:13 Not exactly a moan y'all thinking of, but that is a type of moan.
“Well I’m pretty sure you don’t let Wet clothes either” is crazy 😂😂
That "crunch" from the Bagel is *_EVERYTHING!_* The very sound of deliciousness itself.
I like how Jordan starts this video. 🤣🤣🤣 I could watch this man give out facts all day. ❤
Not only are your videos useful, but your style and comedy is top notch. You deserve every sub my friend!
jordan's mood when he tries new food is very relatable
Literally got up from the couch and went straight to the kitchen to make this and ohhhhh ohhhh wow 🤩!!!! Life changing and sooooo incredibly good! Thank you!
I'm lactose intolerant so I can't really do the cream cheese, but that looks so good I'm willing to suffer the aftermath
Thank you for the suggestions. I take lactase enzymes 9000 fcc when I plan on eating dairy
Thank God you can have butter!
Least brave lactose intolerant person:
ofc ur willing; ur lactose intolerant
Can’t help but love how no-fucks-given lactose intolerant people usually are 😂
@@Charr2910 I bought tablets I can take that help me digest because I can't give up cream cheese on bagels or ice cream. Makes such a huge difference.
I know this sounds weird, but creamy peanut butter and cream cheese on a pumpkin spice bagel 🎃🥯 is really good.
I have never seen pumpkin spice bagels, nut kow I want to try them. I suppose you can also add the spice to the spread. Not quite the same, but it would do if you can't find the other.
Nasty
@@raulojeda8567 I'd do it on a regular bagel, if it was me.
Disgusting 🤢🤢🤢
you get 2 thumbs up for the PB&CC.. and one down for the Pump Spice bagel... you do the math. 🙂
when the southern singing come out you know that that shit good
That honestly looks so delicious.
wow, the crunch that comes off the bagel is definitely next level good😂
Your responses are so fun. We all love your videos and vibes!
It’s such a joy to watch this man simply appreciating life’s simple pleasures! It somehow gives me peace 🕊️ ❤
From being annoyed he was stuck in the house waiting for the dryer repairman to I’ll be occupied until 5 eating everything that goes with this spread. I love this for Jordan. Time well spent, lol.
Can we all appreciate how damn accurate that is about contractors 😂?
Bonus points if the problem ends up being something that you could have fixed yourself in 5 minutes with video instructions.
Just effortlessly hits an angelic note after his first bite.
Talented dude.
I love how happy you get when you take a bite of food 😂 We always see your happy dance!
By the time the repairman gets there at 10PM, Jordan will be so wired. Are you done yet? Areyoudoneyet? Spins the carriage. Wheee! Throws in some sweat clothes and maybe a kitten because why not? It's so cute! Zoom Zoom!
Must be good if it got you singing soprano 😂
Tyler's eyes are the bluest! OMG! 🙏🏾🙏🏾❤❤ Sending prayers and love! The deck is so beautiful!!👀😃
I’ve never seen him experience anything but gentle concern so he’s actually so adorable being happy now
When black folk sing and dance after taking a bite, u know the food is straight up BUSSIN!
When someone says bussin you know they are straight up a homosexual
Been thinking about getting an air fryer for a while. This may be the thing that finally pushes me to do it.
Air fryers are fantastic! I use mine all the time!!
@@TokyoBlue587 They definitely are.
I love little discoveries like this. You have more useful ingredients than you realize sometimes. Your reaction after biting into the bagel was everything XD
🤣 love how you always make me laugh! Thank you
The 1 AM upload while I got the munchies?? My stomach thanks you cause this is DANGEROUS 🥴
When you realize that there is cinnamon cream cheese that actually exists and its actually delicious. Idk if its in America or just Canada but it's so good.
It is sold in America. I wonder why he hasn't seen it?
@@charlieann456 Because that's not how we hack foods! If we just grabbed the flavored cream cheese sitting right there next to the plain one, the video would be over!
@robertbeisert3315 LOL. Claiming to hack an item that already exists.....too funny.
@@charlieann456that’s basically most of social media in a nut shell. Another big thing is renaming something and saying it’s new.
LMFAO Jordan your little dance when you first Took a bite was so adorable and funny! I'm definitely gonna try this next time we get bagels😊 thanks for making me laugh today❤
His voice has an ASMR effect and he sings with excitement! 💕
If I may, I would like to suggest toasting your bagel halves in a frying pan over medium heat, rather than putting the bagel in the air fryer
This is a game-changer in my opinion because it gives you a nice, toasty crunch while keeping the softness of the bagel intact
This guy just discovered toasting a bagel😶
@@joereeve2569 I've known how to toast a bagel for a while, I just figured it would work well for this recipe
@@soulrevolutionradio8011 Well, I'd assume you would toast the bagel beforehand
You could also mix the cream cheese with a squeeze of lemon juice and cook the same. Then top it with lemon curd or your favourite sweet fruit preserves (jam/jelly).
never saw that man more emotional.
He was ready to drop an R&B classic 😂
That singing was beautiful and I already just ate T^T
Dude why have you just completely defeated every one of my eating habits?
Dude I swear you’re the 🐐 you’ve never given unwise advice and you make it funny 😂
That bagel got that man singing, which was pretty good singing!! 😂😂😂
That angelic gospel tune that he sang when he tried the bagel was somethin' else, lol.😅😄 Beautiful, just beautiful.😊☺️
The cream with apple slices sounds delicious. I'm gonna have to try that after I run out of cookie butter.
Damn now I gotta try 😭
That crunch. You can literally hear how good it is.
Your channel is great, I laugh and learn, two of my fav things. Keep up the great work.
I've made a similar dip, just using honey instead of brown sugar, and added some peanut butter. Used it for apple slices, and uh, yea. It was AMAZING
It's looks amazing, additionally you should put that spread on the apple and bake the apple in the air fryer too, that would be amazing.
The “Nevermind” with the vanilla is so relatable lol it sneaks up every time
this video is everything thank you Jordan and that person who gave the recipe def will try this outt!
Apples are exactly what I was thinking too lol, and then he pulled em out I was like "ayyy" 😂
This looks so good, Imma have to try. Definitely works best with plain bagels, which I have, but need to get some plain cream cheese. Always go with Tillamook too if you aren't trying to be a cheapskate. It's both better for you and has a more genuine and rich taste. Just higher quality for cheese and other dairy products in general. Because it isn't subject to the outrageous leniency/allowances of food products in the US typically.
Just tryin to help yall.
Also this has been my favorite way to make a bagel since last year. When I didn't have a toaster, just a stove. So I would put a little butter and avocado oil on a pan, and place the bagel on it, open side down, and let it get to a nice golden-brown. You can fry the other side if you want, but I wouldn't always cuz then the hands get all buttery and oily, but less so if you soak up all the stuff on the one side first. Anyways then I would just add some strawberry/mixed berry cream cheese to the one (also tillamook again bc it's just... better), and keep the other one plain. And eat both, sometimes along with some eggs and bacon/sausage. And honestly, part of me likes the plain one better even, or I at least prefer to finishing that one last.
It is just.. so good. You guys should try this as well js. You won't regret it. Better when still warm btw.
I have a toaster now, so I don't do this as much because... laziness. And I cook pretty much 2-3 of my daily meals EVERY DAY. So you can imagine I already have enough dishes to wash with only so much energy to spend 😅😂
Seriously tho. Try it!😊😊😉
Another video I need to go back and reference when we come home with some apples from the orchard. 😂
Also, how is this man not 500 lbs with all this rich, delicious food he's eating and sharing with the world? 😂😂
That crunch !!! 💜💜💜
My man hit his knees after that first bite. Wholesome video my dude.
So its basically brown sugar, cream cheese frosting...I'm in!
I will say that I just purchased brown sugar cinnamon cream cheese for the first time & I am very positive that this will beat Philadelphias version!
Also this has been my favorite way to make a bagel since last year. When I didn't have a toaster, just a stove. So I would put a little butter and avocado oil on a pan, and place the bagel on it, open side down, and let it get to a nice golden-brown. You can fry the other side if you want, but I wouldn't always cuz then the hands get all buttery and oily, but less so if you soak up all the stuff on the one side first. Anyways then I would just add some strawberry/mixed berry cream cheese to the one (also tillamook again bc it's just... better), and keep the other one plain. And eat both, sometimes along with some eggs and bacon/sausage. And honestly, part of me likes the plain one better even, or I at least prefer to finishing that one last.
It is just.. so good. You guys should try this as well js. You won't regret it. Better when still warm btw.
I have a toaster now, so I don't do this as much because... laziness. And I cook pretty much 2-3 of my daily meals EVERY DAY. So you can imagine I already have enough dishes to wash with only so much energy to spend 😅😂
Seriously tho. Try it!😊😊😉
I suggest that you get a toaster oven. It does small oven and air fryer recipes without all the plastic non- stick coating mess. I got the small stoneware bar tray from Pampered chef and it fits perfectly. Having lived in Oregon, yes Tillamook! Their curds are amazing in poutine too.
@@donnawestbrook8992 Ooh, my mom used to sell a lot for Pampered Chef! Their stuff is so high quality and even some of the older stuff still holds up now! I do have that small stoneware as well, aside from fish sticks, the last thing I made on it was those smore cookies Jordan showed off a while ago 😅 Those were also amazing. Their stoneware is 👌🏽
And I'll have to try that!
@@koganeitou yes, I still have a pizza stone too... They get better over time.
The little dance was everything! 😂❤
I saw this and just said "teach me, Jordan. How have we been eating bagels wrong." and this is the first time I've been disappointed.
There's always time for good food👍🏽
No. I love my onion, garlic, cheesy, savory bagels, maybe with some smoked salmon. That's been a "not wrong" way to eat a bagel for a long goddamned time.
You could probably do this, just replace the sweet stuff with herbs and spices. I'd go for garlic, a bit of onion powder, and some rosemary. Maybe mozzarella if you're not sensitive to dairy.
So good, dude wasn't even mad at the repairman anymore.
The crunch is crunching!!
Imma be keeping this recipe
I’m hungry now-
Lol this was a great find to just pop up on my feed. Your happy food dance made my day 😂
That was funny... thanks for the giggle... I'm gonna try this
4th person here
You straight up rock dude!
I really like the toasted bagel with butter on it when the butter really melts into the bagel, this looks awesome
Singing AND dancing? That's a new level of satisfaction unlocked!
I love you for posting this. Thank you.
You know it's good when it makes him sing....lol. Definitely gonna give this a try. 🥰
The crunch on that bagel was other worldly!
Jordan became an RnB singer. 😂😂😂
It was so good, he threw it back and sang like melanoma.
That crunch told me everything I needed to know. 🔥❤🔥❤🔥🔥
Now he’s dancing AND singing 😮 😅 damn I love this dude 🤘🏻
Yiu are hilarious 😂😂 for that end part OMG❤🤣
He’s doing his happy/ satisfied dance!! 😂❤🥹
That high note spin combo said everything I needed to know
When he hit the high note that just did it for me and I don’t even eat sugar but I might take a walk on the wild side 😂😂😂😂
I love the response of the dryer repair man lol
He is so adorable. Hope the dryer got fixed.
Not me playing 1:05 back ten times.
You are too much fun and love food the way I do. Jordan, if I wasn’t bae’d up already, I’d have been shot my shot 😂😂😂
"Now we're gonna add vanilla. We're just gonna put a little bit... Never mind." I don't know why, but I find this hilarious 😂😂
That “Bagel Yell” did it for me 😂😂😂
Any of those ingredients alone are wonderful, but a combination- yep, you’ll pass the time smiling.
That 'Awhh' at 1:12 has me dying... Oh maa gosshhh!! 😂
🤣 "I'll be occupied until 5PM." And the happy dance? You KNOW it's some good.
The way you hit that Isley Brothers snap and high note! 😄 I'm gonna try this, just for that!