What Thanos Did in His Free Time - Marvel Comics Explained

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @HeroHistory
    @HeroHistory  6 лет назад +1254

    All comic sources and music used are listed (in order of appearance) at the end of the video.
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    • @hithere7626
      @hithere7626 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe more on the different "spider men?" Perhaps some lore on Captain Marvel? Ant man? (My personal favourite) Thor?

    • @LegoReader12345hello
      @LegoReader12345hello 6 лет назад +3

      Wow, it's been a while since I last seen something from your channel. How about some lore from some heroes that got their movie by 2015, like Ant Man, Doctor Strange, or Captain Marvel. Just to see them in a new view.

    • @Hackerking10010
      @Hackerking10010 6 лет назад +3

      I love you your the Best at Star Wars and Marvel

    • @armoroftruth3166
      @armoroftruth3166 6 лет назад +1

      First time batman meet superman and their opinion on each other

    • @sithislordofchaos7337
      @sithislordofchaos7337 6 лет назад

      What did Deathstroke do in his free time ?

  • @francreeps4509
    @francreeps4509 5 лет назад +4454

    So he went from nerdy kid to popular kid to serial murderer to chad then back to serial murderer to the ultimate yandere boy to farmer
    This guy sure had a great life

  • @edwin8139
    @edwin8139 5 лет назад +2296

    Baby : *spawns*
    Thanos : aight brb buying milk

    • @deoce
      @deoce 5 лет назад +70

      **never comes back**

    • @bluethunderbolt9631
      @bluethunderbolt9631 5 лет назад +41

      @@deoce But... He DID return...

    • @laserslasher1924
      @laserslasher1924 5 лет назад +95

      *returns with no milk and snaps babies neck*

    • @kuuly3334
      @kuuly3334 5 лет назад +5

      Waddup with that miku pic?

    • @bolony21
      @bolony21 5 лет назад +17

      thanos: aight im back but they aint got no milk so i gonna put u down, dont want you starving

  • @Triple_G_YT
    @Triple_G_YT 5 лет назад +5038

    When daddy comes back after 10 years of going to the store and suddenly snaps your neck

    • @givemetheyayo1207
      @givemetheyayo1207 5 лет назад +92

      well i prefere that he snaps my neck than his fingers

    • @KhalessTheTherapist
      @KhalessTheTherapist 5 лет назад +11

      Scp scp scp 173 when I first saw him I was really scared

    • @Aeviu
      @Aeviu 5 лет назад +18

      That's where he got his hobby of snapping his fingers from

    • @jesuschrist5394
      @jesuschrist5394 5 лет назад +6

      OwO/'/Meme dude thing /'/UwU Hippity Hoppitu your neck is now my property

    • @cancelcancel6613
      @cancelcancel6613 5 лет назад +1

      *FeelsBadMan*

  • @davidavila3846
    @davidavila3846 5 лет назад +4817

    They just needed to show him Farming Simulator

    • @TTVaajah_xX_PlayzZ
      @TTVaajah_xX_PlayzZ 5 лет назад +15

      Why are there no comments? Did I ruin something? 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @earthsofficialvegetable3782
      @earthsofficialvegetable3782 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @tshred666
      @tshred666 5 лет назад +12

      Jalapeño *house building theme from red dead 2 plays*

    • @namaasliku8642
      @namaasliku8642 5 лет назад +6

      Why bother doing simulation when you can do it in reality?

    • @kinghades3356
      @kinghades3356 5 лет назад +1

      you mean playing nasus in league of legends right?

  • @JaegarX
    @JaegarX 5 лет назад +4488

    *"It's ain't much, but it's honest work"*

    • @0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0
      @0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0 5 лет назад +24

      It

    • @maurice_
      @maurice_ 5 лет назад +14

      ​@@pepsicola4718 "Never is."

    • @Remifus_
      @Remifus_ 5 лет назад +6

      Dio campanile

    • @byoself386
      @byoself386 5 лет назад +21

      *" There it is, the cobra snake, one of the most venomous snake of all time, one bite and im gone...im gonna pick it up"*

    • @nuggetsschumaker4371
      @nuggetsschumaker4371 5 лет назад +1

      but hay... it's in his jeans :D

  • @Halbairn
    @Halbairn 5 лет назад +497

    *Thanos went from planting his seeds to planting seeds.*

    • @shatteredsentient5321
      @shatteredsentient5321 5 лет назад +8

      Lel

    • @Delita45
      @Delita45 5 лет назад +10

      and then back to planting seeds.

    • @Delita45
      @Delita45 4 года назад +3

      @J. Jonah Jameson He planted as a farmer, and then planted his "seed" as in impregnating women.

  • @Benjamin-yd1lc
    @Benjamin-yd1lc 6 лет назад +3006

    He played with his Infinity toys.

  • @adog7787
    @adog7787 5 лет назад +481

    Thanos in movies = climate change eco terrorist
    Thanos in comics = murdering sociopathic mad man.

  • @sollunaa
    @sollunaa 5 лет назад +1150

    “something snapped within him”
    *oK.*

  • @commonmockery1074
    @commonmockery1074 5 лет назад +765

    When Thanos grew his crops, he made sure that all of his produce was perfectly balanced.

  • @viribpie
    @viribpie 5 лет назад +2536

    Remember that one Spider-Man comic where the cops arrested thanos

    • @givemetheyayo1207
      @givemetheyayo1207 5 лет назад +610

      that's how avengers infinity war should've ended

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 5 лет назад +305

      The thanoscopter

    • @Amerikenjaku
      @Amerikenjaku 5 лет назад +261

      It was probably over all that child support owed on all those planets

    • @Isaac-ii7vf
      @Isaac-ii7vf 5 лет назад +10

      xDqrz/AChocolateDeath where the little kid beat him

    • @shakethegreat3034
      @shakethegreat3034 5 лет назад +32

      Bro the cops put him in the car, and the kid fucking put thanos in grass wrap LUL

  • @Diego-ur8ku
    @Diego-ur8ku 6 лет назад +3816

    Thanos had to pay his child support so he killed the kids and the women
    Edit: Please go Check out my RUclips Channel

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 5 лет назад +331

      Now his income is perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @Diego-ur8ku
      @Diego-ur8ku 5 лет назад +18

      Anon E. Mus true

    • @bruhman530
      @bruhman530 5 лет назад +7

      lol

    • @avionwhaley6374
      @avionwhaley6374 5 лет назад +10

      N now we know the real reason he did it

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 5 лет назад +12

      You forgot Thanos wasn't an American, so he doesn't know what the fuck "child support" is.

  • @JacqueBibblequip
    @JacqueBibblequip 5 лет назад +329

    "They always looked like the mother".
    What do you mean? They all looked like a baby Thanos.

  • @zuality7510
    @zuality7510 5 лет назад +2462

    Liked science,killed loads, liked ART CAUSED MASS GENOCIDE sound familiar

  • @Menntes
    @Menntes 5 лет назад +3140

    How come everyone who does art as a child turn up
    so bad.

    • @zacwsh2965
      @zacwsh2965 5 лет назад +281

      Uh oh, oh no

    • @Spamjim0211
      @Spamjim0211 5 лет назад +101

      Menntes shit ive just noticed

    • @goxs9999
      @goxs9999 5 лет назад +380

      *Laughs in Hitler*

    • @headheretic1580
      @headheretic1580 5 лет назад +301

      **Chuckles nervously in German**

    • @zaroko8105
      @zaroko8105 5 лет назад +85

      Cause we live in a society

  • @SkyDose7
    @SkyDose7 5 лет назад +271

    *Avengers Infinity Wars: Thanos enjoying killing*
    *Avengers Endgame: Thanos Farming Simulator*

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 5 лет назад +2

      *Avengers 5: thanos enyoying death,like,finally*

    • @Ps5nogames
      @Ps5nogames 5 лет назад +2

      *Also Avengers Endgame: Killing Thanos Simulator*

  • @austinkennedy8278
    @austinkennedy8278 5 лет назад +539

    Thanos- There are too many people and not enough food. I must wipe out half of them to avert catastrophic starvation.
    Thanos- Sees farmer
    Thanos- What are you doing in that field?
    Farmer- Oh just growing food
    Thanos- You can do that?

    • @Dime_Moe
      @Dime_Moe 5 лет назад +35

      Austin Kennedy Farmer- ....Yes?

    • @jandastroy
      @jandastroy 5 лет назад +43

      @@Dime_Moe Thanos- *mind blown*

    • @999heavenlly
      @999heavenlly 5 лет назад +33

      Thanos: still kills half the universe

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 лет назад +41

      Thanos - over population is the problem
      Also Thanos - knocks up random chicks

    • @keganselby119
      @keganselby119 5 лет назад +8

      @@cossaizy6309 fix that my killing the child and the chick so plus 1 minus 2

  • @giogava7479
    @giogava7479 5 лет назад +423

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    *He snapp*

  • @skelaiton
    @skelaiton 5 лет назад +103

    Thanos: *makes baby with wives that he loved*
    Thanos: *ugh*
    Some planet he conquered: *some strange little girl that wants to kill him* (Gamora)
    Thanos: *I shall love her*

    • @marisafaith9975
      @marisafaith9975 4 года назад +4

      Pretty much, he wants a monster like him😂

  • @stealthynaxo
    @stealthynaxo 6 лет назад +845

    What did he do? He went to town with half the universe 😎👉👉

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 5 лет назад +30

      He didn't want to pay alimony for all those children and that's why he snapped all his children away.

    • @russell9378
      @russell9378 5 лет назад

      can you please read or google the comics

    • @bruhman530
      @bruhman530 5 лет назад +12

      @@russell9378 r/whooosh

    • @Plexiscore
      @Plexiscore 5 лет назад +2

      Perfectly balanced

    • @moonzyxo
      @moonzyxo 5 лет назад

      @@russell9378 0000000000

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 5 лет назад +187

    Baby: Waa
    Thanos: A'ight bro imma head out

    • @moneluve1000
      @moneluve1000 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @shade08538
      @shade08538 5 лет назад

      Sepulchre13 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bunyaminesen241
      @bunyaminesen241 5 лет назад +3

      If thanos was human then he would've been a black guy

  • @phoenix221186
    @phoenix221186 6 лет назад +282

    The truth of the snap ... He didn't want to pay intergalactic child support but he forgot half the places he bang ... So just to be safe half the life In the universe xD

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 5 лет назад +1

      @@qaks4758 And the half of that half would have to snaped dead again.

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 5 лет назад

      @@qaks4758 Ok

  • @TubersAndPotatoes
    @TubersAndPotatoes 5 лет назад +201

    Farming is about creating and sustaining life.
    For a person who's obsessed with death, it's weird that he would love farming. I wonder what are his opinions about sentient plant based lifeforms like Groot?

    • @baileykleinbard7633
      @baileykleinbard7633 5 лет назад +4

      maybe he thinks all plant life is like that and enjoys it because he thinks committing genocide against living thinking plants

    • @Hadesyungin
      @Hadesyungin 5 лет назад +18

      He likes plants because they are emotionless, yet living, beautiful, but not overbearing. They grow. You cut them. No complaints, no sadness, no hate, no anger. Then, they grow again. I think of plants as something humans should aspire to be. In a jungle with no animals, the plants would just grow and grow

    • @clydefrosch
      @clydefrosch 3 года назад

      I guess some comic writer might think that's deep but really, it's just stupid

    • @reeeeeee2518
      @reeeeeee2518 2 года назад

      Tu

  • @plat1numxkn1ght
    @plat1numxkn1ght 5 лет назад +678

    news during thanos times-
    Thanos- hide yo kids and hide yo wife

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 лет назад +1

      Guys like the comment so it goes to 69

    • @luhkarma
      @luhkarma 5 лет назад +1

      You watch domisLive don’t ya?

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 5 лет назад +5

      More like
      Thanos:”hide my kids hide my wifes”

    • @itowelhaveadream9463
      @itowelhaveadream9463 5 лет назад +4

      "he's climbing yo window he is *SNAPPING* your people up"

    • @habibahmed3191
      @habibahmed3191 5 лет назад

      General Ross: Ima hide wit her

  • @yontimo10
    @yontimo10 5 лет назад +322

    -"Really, farming? Man of your talents."

    • @nashorn5803
      @nashorn5803 5 лет назад

      Nice

    • @forrestsytsma5861
      @forrestsytsma5861 5 лет назад +7

      I've been scrolling through comments for 5 minutes waiting to see if anyone would do it lmao

    • @equarg
      @equarg 5 лет назад

      YönTimo10
      Hay, Nero liked acting on stage.
      Who are we to judge?

    • @johnwill8
      @johnwill8 5 лет назад

      That's what I say... He the most evil, intergalactic, version of Old Macdonald... lmao!!!

    • @titan1853
      @titan1853 5 лет назад

      @Holy Electrum Rogue One

  • @mattbergrstrom224
    @mattbergrstrom224 6 лет назад +1366

    That thumbnail tho

    • @HeroHistory
      @HeroHistory  6 лет назад +196

      This entire video was inspired by that single image

    • @TheSonOfTheDragon
      @TheSonOfTheDragon 6 лет назад +45

      Less like what he did and more like who he did.

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 5 лет назад +89

      One glance at the thumbnail and I thought: If he slept alone on one side of the bed it wouldn't be perfectly balanced.

    • @dentiIV
      @dentiIV 5 лет назад

      Why do i see you in every video i watch

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад

      Ikr

  • @snaketooth0943
    @snaketooth0943 5 лет назад +277

    MCU Thanos: I am the most evil super-villain of all time.
    Comic Book Thanos: Hold my beer.

    • @GoobusBoobus99
      @GoobusBoobus99 5 лет назад +22

      Snaketooth 09 he’s not even evil in the movies

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 5 лет назад +21

      @@GoobusBoobus99 He wanted to wipe out half the universe, that's pretty evil, and before you say "he did that to stop over-population", cool motive, still murder.

    • @Keyonu
      @Keyonu 5 лет назад +26

      @@snaketooth0943 Better motive than "love". Bro in the comics straight up admits to enjoying murder. Ima have to say MCU Thanos takes the good guy card here.

    • @skarnica
      @skarnica 5 лет назад +7

      He justifies murdering in MCU because of overpopulation, but obviously there are other alternatives he could do with his infinity gauntlet, he simply prefers murdering as the method of overpopulation, which indicates him as a psycho. He was also manipulated WITH love by death (it wasn't actual true love, which is a difference) in the comics, so it's debatable which Thanos is more evil.

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 5 лет назад +14

      Greed he's called the MAD Titan for a reason. MCU Thanos has what he thinks is a proven philosophy. He saw his home planet become over populated, they rejected his proposal and the world became a lifeless wasteland. Gamorrah's home planet was going the same way, he kills half the population and years later its thriving. He KNOWS that killing is wrong but he's prepared to make the sacrifice that no one else will make. Although the whole cut the population in half thing doesn't hold up if you know anything about supply chains.

  • @diohandingdal9865
    @diohandingdal9865 5 лет назад +438

    1:08
    *Thanos approaching dio instead of walking the other way*

    • @peeekaajoestar2376
      @peeekaajoestar2376 5 лет назад +20

      But a last Thanos has no stand for he will die quicker than his snap

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 5 лет назад +2

      Tf are you talking about

    • @partyrocker6100
      @partyrocker6100 5 лет назад +19

      Thanos You Are Moving In Stopped Time!?!?

    • @diohandingdal9865
      @diohandingdal9865 5 лет назад +4

      Peeekaa Joestar thanos’es stand is indeed his gauntlet

    • @xdlmao7880
      @xdlmao7880 5 лет назад +7

      Ar u talking about JOJO THE BIZARRE ADVENTURE

  • @Phoebe_Bea
    @Phoebe_Bea 5 лет назад +421

    It's obvious Thanos became that way because of violent video games

  • @DRIPCHECKSHAWTY
    @DRIPCHECKSHAWTY 5 лет назад +111

    Dam thanos was plantin seeds and dippin after the sprout

  • @Saffrone221
    @Saffrone221 5 лет назад +239

    Thanos got that ripped and muscular just by growing plants

    • @davidliu4134
      @davidliu4134 5 лет назад +24

      There's a lot of manual labor involved in farming, especially if you don't use any automation.

    • @ceco99
      @ceco99 5 лет назад +2

      David Liu yeah, he has no idea

    • @praise_kek340
      @praise_kek340 5 лет назад

      @@ceco99 farmers in Tamil Nadu do not use machines in farming as much as other farmers so they get really buff

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 лет назад

      @@davidliu4134 yeah my grandpa still was fat somehow

  • @dasgruukmaster1520
    @dasgruukmaster1520 6 лет назад +390

    Imagine how much child support thanos has to pay

    • @dasgruukmaster1520
      @dasgruukmaster1520 6 лет назад +4

      @@roguewolf8545 Autocorrect is a btich

    • @roguewolf8545
      @roguewolf8545 5 лет назад +3

      Ashu Rai good point

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 5 лет назад

      @Ashu Rai
      Not even.
      He not only got that for Christmas, but also a place in the Source Wall as a maniacal false god.

    • @alucard3689
      @alucard3689 5 лет назад

      He only needs to pay half of child support

    • @nwordgum2441
      @nwordgum2441 5 лет назад

      Had*

  • @ponti5882
    @ponti5882 5 лет назад +42

    Thanos the Mad Farmer: “It’s not much but it’s honest work.”

  • @czblax888
    @czblax888 5 лет назад +432

    At the end of the day it ain’t much but it’s honest work.

  • @slushierr
    @slushierr 6 лет назад +201

    Now I appreciate the MCU Thanos way much more.

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 5 лет назад +6

      So you appreciate a full blown psychopath.

    • @brolytlx815
      @brolytlx815 5 лет назад +25

      @@hyperrunner8531 hes not a psychopath in the mcu though

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 5 лет назад +19

      @@brolytlx815 True, he's a sociopath in the mcu.

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 5 лет назад +1

      @@brolytlx815 I literally missed the fact that duckberry said MCU thanos, my screen was all zoomed out lol so I thought he was talking about this more evil version of Thanos.

    • @brolytlx815
      @brolytlx815 5 лет назад +1

      @@hyperrunner8531 ah i see lol

  • @AnimaVestraa
    @AnimaVestraa 5 лет назад +32

    A movie of thanos backstory would be amazing!!

    • @jakerelind5577
      @jakerelind5577 5 лет назад +2

      It would have to have an adult rating if it's gonna include the whole having non-stop sex portion, and then what he does to his kids.

    • @The_realJesus
      @The_realJesus 2 года назад +1

      Now that would be neat

  • @rtc7788
    @rtc7788 5 лет назад +14

    I really hate how all comic book newbs all solely relate the entirety of Thanos' character to the Infinity Gauntlet. Like man, the character has been around for 45+ years and the Infinity War was like a 1 year arc. There's more to his character than just that one arc my dude. He's done MUCH more.

    • @sexualyeti7023
      @sexualyeti7023 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly! For example, he was a skilled helicopter pilot!

  • @Th3B0i_
    @Th3B0i_ 5 лет назад +837

    Thanos after the child was born
    Thanos: i gonna go buy cigerate

    • @tylermarch7959
      @tylermarch7959 5 лет назад +22

      He must of bought a lottery ticket and won

    • @eliasb4005
      @eliasb4005 5 лет назад +4

      Aight bout to head out brb

    • @TheCCBoi
      @TheCCBoi 5 лет назад

      Space cigarettes 🚬

  • @toonteen247
    @toonteen247 5 лет назад +24

    Nerdy Thanos
    Popular Thanos
    Slayer Thanos
    Slayer (like, actual slaying) Thanos
    Daddy Thanos
    And finally...
    Casual Thanos

  • @lilscotty11
    @lilscotty11 5 лет назад +27

    God damn thanos was on a cream pie world tour

  • @gabriel__opazo
    @gabriel__opazo 6 лет назад +142

    Farmer Thanos is the most accidentally adorable thing ever

    • @radomirt6001
      @radomirt6001 5 лет назад +5

      new fortnite skin xD

    • @dani-rl9rk
      @dani-rl9rk 5 лет назад +6

      what the fuck does a "new fortnite skin" have to do with anything, specifically this comment you disrespectful prick smh

    • @dani-rl9rk
      @dani-rl9rk 5 лет назад +5

      @@ThatSpicyDragon i got the joke, it was just a shitty one. dickhead

    • @evaz950
      @evaz950 5 лет назад

      @@ThatSpicyDragon r/foundthemobileuser

    • @jhonthecat5061
      @jhonthecat5061 5 лет назад

      @@evaz950 r/foundthereddituser

  • @vinbingames
    @vinbingames 6 лет назад +50

    99% flexing 1% farming

  • @theembodimentoflightdarkness68
    @theembodimentoflightdarkness68 5 лет назад +86

    I'm glad that the Russo brothers didn't use the comic version of Thanos's backstory ,the one that they made in the film is much better.

    • @TivrocSaig
      @TivrocSaig 5 лет назад +13

      Nah.

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth 5 лет назад +26

      @@TivrocSaig he's right, comic thanos is shit

    • @TivrocSaig
      @TivrocSaig 5 лет назад +15

      @@shrilleth: Don't tell me what you eat.

    • @radomirt6001
      @radomirt6001 5 лет назад +3

      @@TivrocSaig DAmnnnnnnnnnn

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth 5 лет назад +6

      Tivroc Saig don’t assume my kinks

  • @mr.mockingbrd
    @mr.mockingbrd 5 лет назад +31

    Dude could grow a mean cabbage with the power of the infinity stones.

  • @cheers901
    @cheers901 5 лет назад +67

    Thanos: it's not much but it's honest work

  • @Marxmanyan
    @Marxmanyan 5 лет назад +741

    He played fortnite and wiping out half the players

    • @orangvii3633
      @orangvii3633 5 лет назад +36

      thanos is too intelligent to play fortnite

    • @Rare-One
      @Rare-One 5 лет назад +17

      Still didnt stop him from actually crossing over

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 5 лет назад +3

      In one timeline he actually killed all of the players. He got so bored with that timeline that he went back in time and unmade it.

    • @1Deejay7
      @1Deejay7 5 лет назад +1

      I was first to get thanos one game and wiped everyone from the map

    • @bingbong5961
      @bingbong5961 5 лет назад

      Ugh, fortnite wee-a-boos.

  • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
    @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 6 лет назад +99

    2:02 well at least he didn’t eat them, like some other titan I could mention.

  • @Zealch_
    @Zealch_ 6 лет назад +87

    He spent his free time collecting Supreme

    • @giangpham8756
      @giangpham8756 5 лет назад +2

      well 90% of his life is flexing so that make some sense

  • @RingsideChampions
    @RingsideChampions 5 лет назад +16

    The avengers always say where is thanos but never ask how is thanos

  • @CoolAsianGuy
    @CoolAsianGuy 5 лет назад +40

    If only someone had introduced him to farming earlier..

  • @AlexSDU
    @AlexSDU 5 лет назад +13

    "Old Mad Thanos have a farm..."
    EEE! YACK! EEEY! YAH! OOF!
    **dying sound of Thanos' victims **

    • @AnalogBuddy
      @AnalogBuddy 5 лет назад +1

      This should be pinned to the top

  • @ryokajimosensei2780
    @ryokajimosensei2780 5 лет назад +8

    My boi thanos spend many years being a fuccboi

  • @sof2215
    @sof2215 5 лет назад +17

    no one:
    young Thanos: Can aaanyy bodyyy fiiiinddd meeeee... somebody to love

  • @sikid4000
    @sikid4000 6 лет назад +224

    Space Genghis Khan.

    • @leoorduna2199
      @leoorduna2199 5 лет назад +4

      Genghis Khan was a sex crazy guy.

    • @hikari9433
      @hikari9433 5 лет назад

      basically 😅

    • @petederoki
      @petederoki 5 лет назад

      @@leoorduna2199 yup

    • @somerandomdudewithachannel325
      @somerandomdudewithachannel325 5 лет назад

      Pretty much

    • @ColdFuse96
      @ColdFuse96 5 лет назад +2

      You know, Mulan was one of these women he slept with, had a child with, and then killed them both. Except in his version, Mulan is his sex slave and not a genuine love interest, it didn't have that shock-factor that Thanos made.

  • @lifeofslice9864
    @lifeofslice9864 5 лет назад +58

    I like the mcu Thanos much more than the comic book version.the comic book thanos is too one dimensional.

    • @thanos7459
      @thanos7459 5 лет назад +1

      How is he 1 Dimensional

    • @Yayaytree
      @Yayaytree 5 лет назад +1

      @@thanos7459 Too focused on killing I suppose

    • @thanos7459
      @thanos7459 5 лет назад +3

      @@Yayaytree but thas just the surface. Bad guys like to kill but thanos is killing for a reason it was at first to get deaths love but then it was to prove to himself that he can and wants to be evil. He doesn't even love death in the comics anymore

    • @Sitoopie
      @Sitoopie 5 лет назад +3

      Obviously the comic Thanos will be more inconsistent with his motives due to different writers and their interpretations, along with not trying to appeal to a modern audience like the MCU

    • @carlocacho5733
      @carlocacho5733 5 лет назад +4

      @@thanos7459 which is what makes him 1 dimensional. Being manipulated by Death

  • @patzizan_1009
    @patzizan_1009 5 лет назад +18

    Thanos sad story as a farmer
    Thanos snaps his finger and destroy half of his crops

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin 5 лет назад +6

    Gamora: Can we go to the lagoon?
    Thanos: *Perhaps.*

  • @jehoshuamambala7476
    @jehoshuamambala7476 5 лет назад +55

    What the hell, Thanos loved his adopted child Gamorah but did not love his biological children! Psychopath!

    • @user-pc7ef5sb6x
      @user-pc7ef5sb6x 5 лет назад +7

      Thanos loved Gamora because she was an effective killer. Thanos loved anything and everything that involves killing, murdering and death.

    • @UltimateEnd0
      @UltimateEnd0 5 лет назад +2

      I believe Thanos planned her as a sacrifice since she was a child.

    • @Jokemeb
      @Jokemeb 5 лет назад +5

      It's because, unlike with his biological kids, Thanos didn't try to force himself to love Gamora. Initially, Thanos didn't expect to feel any strong emotions for her. He simply came to care for Gamora as years grew by, gradually and naturally. It's the classic case of not being able to find what you seek when you are frantically looking for it, but then it comes to you once you least expect it.
      Originally, Thanos adopted Gamora so he could train her to kill Magus, the evil counterpart of Adam Warlock. That's all she was meant to be in the beginning, someone he could train into a perfect assassin. Therefore, caring for Gamora certainly wasn't something he was expecting in the slightest and it's why growing to love her snuck up on him as it did.

  • @hithere7626
    @hithere7626 6 лет назад +31

    The video was out 50 seconds ago!! Finally, RUclips notifies me quickly.

  • @CAOVCorp2
    @CAOVCorp2 5 лет назад +24

    It's always art before madmen get carried away...

  • @De_Chappo
    @De_Chappo 6 лет назад +4

    Glad to have this channel back 🙂

  • @Probablyabox
    @Probablyabox 5 лет назад +97

    A love quest?
    What is he, Chris Chan?

    • @thejackanddaveshow5661
      @thejackanddaveshow5661 5 лет назад +11

      Thanos actually managed to complete it and get loads of China unlike chris

    • @Bxkatoowavy
      @Bxkatoowavy 5 лет назад

      I just had that video in my recommended lol

    • @veevee7860
      @veevee7860 5 лет назад

      I mean at least he got laid

    • @tshred666
      @tshred666 5 лет назад +1

      ITS CHrISTInA U BIGUTS REEEEeeeEeEEeee!

  • @Lolo-ru1rf
    @Lolo-ru1rf 5 лет назад +2

    He sat down and watched the sun set over a grateful universe

  • @PrizMatex
    @PrizMatex 5 лет назад +17

    Thanos really needs an infinity protection....

  • @cynicaloptimist970
    @cynicaloptimist970 6 лет назад +55

    I will find the Infinity Stones so that I can destroy everything and everyone in the entire Universe!
    But first...
    🎵I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!🎵

    • @roaringdream
      @roaringdream 5 лет назад +4

      couldn't help laughing to that

    • @TivrocSaig
      @TivrocSaig 5 лет назад +3

      ♪♪ I couldn't find love, so... ♪♪ He found the infinity stones to destroy half the population in the universe. Looking for better odds.

    • @joew9690
      @joew9690 5 лет назад +1

      I hired voice who sang this !

  • @captainkushy7829
    @captainkushy7829 6 лет назад +58

    so all they had to do was give thanos a farm

    • @zodsinclair8500
      @zodsinclair8500 5 лет назад +5

      he'd be searching for LOST COW's for years
      Instead of Infinity stones...worked on some of us for a gud while
      worth a try!

  • @jaytheartman610
    @jaytheartman610 5 лет назад +65

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I clicked for the thumbnail
    And so did you

  • @scartheghost1054
    @scartheghost1054 5 лет назад +19

    I came here after watching Thanos die in vain while he was making his delicious 5 star soup 😢 Poor fella...

    • @EpicGamer-dj7dm
      @EpicGamer-dj7dm 5 лет назад +2

      I hope that's not a spoiler

    • @scartheghost1054
      @scartheghost1054 5 лет назад +1

      @@EpicGamer-dj7dm well after you watch it, you will see what im talking about, Alot of people hate the Avengers for what they did to him in the beginning of the movie...

    • @scartheghost1054
      @scartheghost1054 5 лет назад +1

      @@EpicGamer-dj7dm its not even about what they did, its about HOW they did it, you shall see soon enough...

    • @Pauline__
      @Pauline__ 5 лет назад +1

      @@scartheghost1054 That treatment he didn't deserve imo

  • @demonlizard5787
    @demonlizard5787 6 лет назад +30

    THANOS WAS A FREAK

  • @neilpatel519
    @neilpatel519 5 лет назад +38

    Thanos kills half of the universe,
    Yep sounds like the farmer type

    • @bfan82
      @bfan82 5 лет назад

      Well, think of what a farmer does: grows plants, kills them, grows them again, kills them again...perfect

  • @thegeniusgamer4436
    @thegeniusgamer4436 5 лет назад +54

    I really didn’t need to see a half naked Thanos

    • @jmc7788
      @jmc7788 5 лет назад +19

      I really did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kon-ichiwa6987
      @kon-ichiwa6987 5 лет назад +7

      Don't deny it, deep inside everyone wants to see s half-naked Thanos

    • @preddyshite6342
      @preddyshite6342 5 лет назад

      Didn't have to pause the video either

    • @areszeuszoon4212
      @areszeuszoon4212 5 лет назад

      The Genius Gamer I did

  • @joeburton4200
    @joeburton4200 5 лет назад

    That was amazing bro, keep doing this!

  • @schneizelel810
    @schneizelel810 5 лет назад +1

    When he not destroying half the universe's population, he is creating half the universe's population

  • @hottea6419
    @hottea6419 5 лет назад +5

    Newborn baby: *smiles at him*
    Thanos:Ermm, I gotta go buy milk, Mmm-ok? Ok bye.

  • @canyouwait4528
    @canyouwait4528 5 лет назад +93

    2:00 when you're 0.02% black

  • @xinquiote9572
    @xinquiote9572 5 лет назад +5

    He came back for the responsibi-
    oh wait.

  • @k2d10tode11
    @k2d10tode11 5 лет назад +1

    there is something quite tranquile in tilling the soil, puting seeds on it and waiting for it to grow without knowing whether it will grow or not.
    most great assassins or killers especially in the martial arm realms that have achieved transcedence usually do that. its especially common in martial arts light novels.

  • @blakejohnson2818
    @blakejohnson2818 5 лет назад +3

    Thanos packin’ that big schmeet

  • @m.a.9571
    @m.a.9571 6 лет назад +8

    So he's like one of those fathers that went out for cigarretes?

  • @syedhadi8989
    @syedhadi8989 5 лет назад +14

    *GREATEST PLAY BOY OF MCU UNIVERSE--THANOS*
    *TONY STARK-HOLD MY BEER*

  • @voracioust2499
    @voracioust2499 5 лет назад +13

    THANOS WAS A THIRSTY BOI

  • @stronglikebull2994
    @stronglikebull2994 5 лет назад +1

    In the case of 536 alien paternity tests Thanos, you ARE the Father.
    Thanos: "Oh snap"

  • @Nyxrucht
    @Nyxrucht 5 лет назад +1

    So uhh... i can conclude that Thanos is just an intergalactic baby maker...

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 5 лет назад +12

    Thanos's secret weakness:
    Maury's DNA tests.

  • @BobaFett-ck5zq
    @BobaFett-ck5zq 6 лет назад +5

    I now have mad respect for him

  • @sixdoublesix6126
    @sixdoublesix6126 5 лет назад +7

    So basically he just went around laying pipe wherever he wanted

  • @ShortStoryUniverse_SSU
    @ShortStoryUniverse_SSU 5 лет назад

    Such great lore on Thanos. Never knew any of this. Death had Thanos doing some crazy stuff. Loved every second of this vid.

  • @bowlofrice9316
    @bowlofrice9316 5 лет назад +2

    Thanos wasn't only a villain, he was also a smooth criminal

  • @SG98Films
    @SG98Films 5 лет назад +19

    thank god the MCU made him waaaaay more interesting

    • @T1Oracle
      @T1Oracle 5 лет назад +3

      The bar for interesting must be really low...

    • @Lidoe
      @Lidoe 5 лет назад +1

      sg98films Whaaat? He’s stronger in the comics

    • @blackanimelover18
      @blackanimelover18 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, hes pretty interesting in the comics too

    • @Jokemeb
      @Jokemeb 5 лет назад +2

      He was okay in the movies, but he's much more interesting and far better written in the comics, particularly those written by Jim Starlin, his creator, since virtually no other writer understands Thanos the way he does. The comic that's discussed in this video, _Thanos Rising,_ was written by Jason Aaron, NOT by Starlin and it actually contradicts many facts that Starlin had previously established about Thanos's backstory (e.g. Thanos vivisecting his mother). Suffice to say that Aaron is just another writer that doesn't understand Thanos's character and just makes him out to be a generic mustache-twirling villain.
      Try reading actual source material before making ignorant statements. Starlin's Thanos is far more complex and has much more depth than his watered down, poorly-written MCU counterpart. Starlin's Thanos is one of the most intelligent characters in the history of comics (at least when it comes to strategy, manipulation and scientific knowledge), meanwhile MCU Thanos is so stupid that he can't see his "solution" to overpopulation is utterly illogical and completely inefficient. Furthermore, he was dumb enough to entrust the likes of Loki and Ronan with finding the Infinity Stones, got predictably betrayed by Ronan and not only did he fail to get the Stones he wanted, but he also lost the one Stone he already had in his possession. The only thing that redeems MCU Thanos is that Josh Brolin's acting is freaking phenomenal which is why I'm sorry he didn't get the chance to portray a well-written Thanos that's actually faithful to the source material.

    • @trevorphilips9065
      @trevorphilips9065 4 года назад

      @@Lidoe Strength doesn't equal interesting

  • @hyperrunner8531
    @hyperrunner8531 5 лет назад +32

    So he never paid for his atrocities?.....SMH

    • @bestplanet8440
      @bestplanet8440 5 лет назад +7

      are you serious? who is gonna make him lol

    • @xxrabbitsnipezxx5794
      @xxrabbitsnipezxx5794 5 лет назад +13

      Sometimes that's just how reality is. Sometimes good men pay the price while bad ones live free. Life is never fair and it doesn't follow our rules

    • @diogenesbarrel7350
      @diogenesbarrel7350 5 лет назад

      Lol that's life

    • @lelenny2904
      @lelenny2904 5 лет назад +1

      Relax it's just a drawing

    • @calvintyler9281
      @calvintyler9281 5 лет назад +2

      He got his ass whooped many many times and one of his sons came back to bite his ass so I think he's played a fair amount.

  • @byoself386
    @byoself386 5 лет назад +11

    Childhood-poor
    Adulthood-serious and angry all the time and looking to bone some women
    Old age-retirment
    Sounds like real life

  • @Megustaworm
    @Megustaworm 5 лет назад +1

    You can see how great the connection and Great his love towards Gamora cause shes the only "Child" of Thanos who is really loved,but we know what happened to Gamora and Thanos really sad about it

  • @tofuz6967
    @tofuz6967 5 лет назад +1

    Thanos just wanted a quiet and peaceful life..

  • @zutubanger
    @zutubanger 5 лет назад +5

    Shaggy: "Hold my beer"

  • @rockman9119
    @rockman9119 6 лет назад +10

    Will you be planning on doing any Dark Horse comics? Like Hellboy?

  • @andreimusca2599
    @andreimusca2599 5 лет назад +4

    If only he discovered farming earlier....

  • @drengr7210
    @drengr7210 5 лет назад +1

    Honestly this video made me like thanos even more

  • @aminhaekal5709
    @aminhaekal5709 5 лет назад +1

    "Farming really did give the peaceful mind he obviously deserved"
    Few minutes later his head got chopped off
    Thor: "I aimed for the head."

  • @stoormtrooper22
    @stoormtrooper22 6 лет назад +9

    Do more of this for different characters

    • @HeroHistory
      @HeroHistory  6 лет назад +4

      If they have interesting stuff like this, absolutely!