5 Marvel Comics Darker Than Infinity War

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @ineedmorecarrots6063
    @ineedmorecarrots6063 5 лет назад +5172

    Iron man:you wanna piece of me?
    Thanos: no i want two

    • @haven4947
      @haven4947 5 лет назад +275

      Smiling Doggie hahaha good one. Rip Jazz.

    • @N3WBTASTIC
      @N3WBTASTIC 5 лет назад +117

      Smiling Doggie I too have seen transformers 🚙

    • @pack-a-punched2404
      @pack-a-punched2404 5 лет назад +72

      -megatron

    • @darthnihilus4880
      @darthnihilus4880 5 лет назад +26

      This comment should have more likes

    • @macd1996
      @macd1996 5 лет назад +50

      Ah, i see you’re a man of culture aswell

  • @Sci-Mon1
    @Sci-Mon1 5 лет назад +4293

    Who else noticed the thumbnail almost happening in endgame for a split second?

    • @expotism
      @expotism 5 лет назад +472

      yeah, it did cross the mind of russo brothers but then they realised, keep it 13+

    • @24pablox
      @24pablox 5 лет назад +296

      It honestly woulda been better. I was hoping Endgame wouldnt shy away from dark shit, but they only kill 2 main characters and they take forever to do so. No surprise deaths in the huge battle which was kinda disappointing

    • @Penguinfn
      @Penguinfn 5 лет назад +164

      ....😐 if you are talking about the last fight scene then your incorrect. Thanos notices that the threw Mjolnir and so he used stark as a shield and it hit stark instead

    • @craiglyr9606
      @craiglyr9606 5 лет назад +48

      SPILT second you say

    • @flyde6521
      @flyde6521 5 лет назад +132

      @@24pablox they kill their best character with the longest story ark. Someone who should have had enough plot armor to never die.

  • @ASH3R3S
    @ASH3R3S 5 лет назад +2245

    Yep. I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see that *thumbnail*

  • @readmore7364
    @readmore7364 5 лет назад +469

    In the thumbnail, Thanos had to separate Iron Man in half equally to make it balanced like it should be

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 5 лет назад +22

      I laughed at this harder than i should of

    • @zhongxina1175
      @zhongxina1175 3 года назад +4

      r/cursedcomments

    • @lmb_nexus3158
      @lmb_nexus3158 3 года назад +2

      If thor didn't hit Ironman with the hammer in endgame thanos would have split the man in half

    • @Theodorerockingchair
      @Theodorerockingchair 3 года назад +1

      R/cursedcomments

  • @dorkly
    @dorkly  6 лет назад +5077

    This list was originally 10 items long, but we eliminated half so that the others could prosper. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @lockay101
    @lockay101 6 лет назад +2733

    It's not about being dark, its about having a good story

    • @jonathanpilcher337
      @jonathanpilcher337 6 лет назад +38

      lockay101 by being dark😂

    • @lockay101
      @lockay101 6 лет назад +136

      @@jonathanpilcher337
      Yeah but something like zombies is dark but not necessarily a good story

    • @jonathanpilcher337
      @jonathanpilcher337 6 лет назад +8

      lockay101 true that

    • @filipbabovic8474
      @filipbabovic8474 6 лет назад +8

      @@jonathanpilcher337 Not really

    • @LonerWithBoner03
      @LonerWithBoner03 6 лет назад +7

      So out of those 5 comics, which one do you think has the best story?

  • @Hahahjskdksjs
    @Hahahjskdksjs 6 лет назад +5077

    "Black Panter is in jail"...Gotta love Marvel

    • @LonerWithBoner03
      @LonerWithBoner03 6 лет назад +41

      Lmao

    • @thatguyevander
      @thatguyevander 6 лет назад +70

      Wow, I get it

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 6 лет назад +331

      Reminder that in his MCU debut back in Civil War, Black Panther first appears in a chase scene where he runs away from cops

    • @kenfresno2125
      @kenfresno2125 6 лет назад +273

      "Wow I can't believe they put the black character in jail that's so racist"
      ... the very next line a white guy has been turned into a cannibal
      "Well, nothing to see here."
      Keep pitying every non-white you see. There's nothing at all racist about that.

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 6 лет назад +85

      @@kenfresno2125 right on bro, all lives matter

  • @popcxrn2916
    @popcxrn2916 5 лет назад +903

    Soo, Dark. You sure you're not from the dc universe?
    -Deadpool

  • @NevinGamingYT
    @NevinGamingYT 5 лет назад +610

    Damn , that thumbnail give me nightmares lol

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 6 лет назад +506

    Honorable mention - the time when Spider-Man's secret identity was outed to the public, so Kingpin put a hit on Aunt May that lands her in the hospital. Peter goes to find Kingpin and tears off the top half of his costume and beats the shit out of Kingpin - no jokes, no quips, no banter. Finally, he places his hand just under Kingpin's nose and tells him that it would only take him three seconds to fill his lungs entirely with webbing, but that he's not going to do that now. If Aunt May dies, WHEN Aunt May dies, Peter will track Kingpin down and do just that. Peter holds himself back from killing people because it would upset Aunt May, but once she's gone, there's nothing stopping him. And if anyone ever thinks it's a good idea to attack Spider-Man by coming after the people he cares about, they can look at Kingpin's battered body.
    He does this all in front of Kingpin's men, so that they see that he's just a man.

    • @the_the743
      @the_the743 6 лет назад +30

      comic name?

    • @TheFoolishable
      @TheFoolishable 6 лет назад +22

      reading this comic for sure

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 6 лет назад +12

      He ACTUALLY covered that in a previous video.

    • @asiannickcompton
      @asiannickcompton 6 лет назад +3

      I loved that one

    • @roguereckless6770
      @roguereckless6770 6 лет назад +34

      You know when Spidey puts back on the black suit, he's done playing around. And there's nothing holding him back from showing his enemies Hell in the coldest form. It's almost frightening, and we need that Spidey back.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 лет назад +2802

    Thanos wins is pretty fun. Thanos vs sliver surfer with the power of galactus while wielding mjolnir is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen in marvel

    • @LemorasCards
      @LemorasCards 6 лет назад +137

      Devon Palmer you know, if it lasted more than 2 seconds and didn't end with him somehow getting snuck up on and stabbed, as anticlimactic as possible.

    • @TonyStark-rj9uc
      @TonyStark-rj9uc 6 лет назад +13

      Devon Palmer pfft dc kid

    • @jezreelphil8437
      @jezreelphil8437 6 лет назад +6

      Devon Palmer with the help of the punisher turned deadpool silver surfer ghost rider

    • @SamuraiShampoo___
      @SamuraiShampoo___ 6 лет назад +9

      TLG Carnage That was so retarded bruh. But it was a non-canon nihilistic story🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @jedispartancoolman
      @jedispartancoolman 6 лет назад +2

      The silver surfer with the power of Galactus....isnt that his power anyway?

  • @Akirex5000
    @Akirex5000 4 года назад +357

    Comics: Simp Thanos
    MCU: Chad Thanos

    • @russell9378
      @russell9378 3 года назад +35

      So simps are more powerful

    • @beansya8967
      @beansya8967 3 года назад +33

      MCU Thanos: Bringing balance into the universe due to his species going extinct because of overpopulation
      Comic Thanos: “Notice me my queen”

    • @baltonus1120
      @baltonus1120 3 года назад +3

      @@beansya8967 he did not gave any balance tho...reducing population helps in nothing.

    • @beansya8967
      @beansya8967 3 года назад +11

      @@baltonus1120 Bruh he’s a villain that’s the point

    • @thanos7459
      @thanos7459 3 года назад +7

      comics thanos is much more of a chad

  • @KinglyPeasant
    @KinglyPeasant 6 лет назад +4783

    Geez, that thumbnail. That's a goopy Iron Man.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +666

      that's just....raspberry jam

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 6 лет назад +360

      Tony stark more like Tony slop

    • @powerofwaking
      @powerofwaking 6 лет назад +107

      Dorkly ɪᴍᴍᴀ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

    • @parapindle1256
      @parapindle1256 6 лет назад +130

      He just used too many coats for paint for the armor

    • @SuperShanko
      @SuperShanko 6 лет назад +110

      Think that’s bad, Sentry proved Ares is full of kool-aid.

  • @theorzking8422
    @theorzking8422 5 лет назад +610

    Thanos Phil swift:
    I TORE THIS MAN IN HALF

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 5 лет назад +34

      And repaired him with only Flex Tape!

    • @Frs_Jake
      @Frs_Jake 5 лет назад +12

      I fucking died when I read this

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 5 лет назад +21

      I SNAPPED THIS POPULATION IN HALF

    • @dying101666
      @dying101666 5 лет назад +1

      lol... should do a comercial.

    • @AndrewJKIVVODS
      @AndrewJKIVVODS 5 лет назад +13

      To show you the power of the Infinity Gauntlet, I tore this man in half! And repaired him using only the cosmic powers of the gauntlet

  • @TheUnluckyEverydude
    @TheUnluckyEverydude 6 лет назад +1646

    Compared to all Marvel, the MCU is just straight up not dark.

    • @dechefmane3526
      @dechefmane3526 6 лет назад +70

      Adam Owens The Marvel TV shows are hella dark

    • @slimtastic24
      @slimtastic24 6 лет назад +81

      Adam Owens since Disney want's to sell toys it's not suppose to be

    • @uhoh6706
      @uhoh6706 6 лет назад +77

      Didn’t Wanda and her brother tell Tony that they waited patiently for a dud missile to explode and kill both of them because one of Tony’s missile killed their parents. Waiting patiently for an explosive suicide while they were kids sounds pretty dark to me

    • @LyGon-pw5mt
      @LyGon-pw5mt 6 лет назад +36

      Ultimate Marvel....
      Cannibal Hulk
      Insane Pym
      And all that fuckery.

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 6 лет назад +40

      It was never meant to be dark. Since the beginning, Superheros were meant for kids. You loser ass manchild adults took a lot of superheros from children. Throw a tantrum when they're not bloody enough. MCU should target to children first

  • @jakemartin4178
    @jakemartin4178 5 лет назад +761

    I've had friends tell me they wished the MCU movies were darker. Then I explain that some of the comic story off-shoots (as listed here) will probably make regret that wish.

    • @whiteweb6546
      @whiteweb6546 5 лет назад +29

      DC was darker before Justice League and everyone hated it

    • @bulletproofman323
      @bulletproofman323 5 лет назад +5

      Same. Ultimatum is one of the worst most fucked up stories I've ever read.

    • @hunterlong1820
      @hunterlong1820 5 лет назад +9

      WhiteWeb because they went from being dark like in Cristopher Nolan’s films to just being dark as their only selling point. I liked Wonder Woman and Aquaman was good. To me the other films have been meh

    • @Jojo-oi5vi
      @Jojo-oi5vi 5 лет назад +4

      It always had, you just fail to see it, example ronan smash a guy with his hammer and use its bloor as bath sleeping.

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 5 лет назад

      I want them more X-Men dark than whatever DC was doing with Batman dark.

  • @boatsroach4611
    @boatsroach4611 6 лет назад +130

    Meanwhile Jessica jones is getting hammered on alcohol while watching everyone turn to ash

    • @deaconblues9178
      @deaconblues9178 6 лет назад +8

      accurate lol but i wonder what dare devil sees or senses

  • @blazeofglory4053
    @blazeofglory4053 6 лет назад +2356

    These comics make the Deadpool movie look PG-13...

    • @Solqueen86
      @Solqueen86 6 лет назад +105

      Some Weirdo on the Internet
      Trust me the Deadpool movie made rated R but it could have been much worse like Blind Al in the Box

    • @bobbysworld281995
      @bobbysworld281995 6 лет назад +77

      Solqueen86 yup, there's a side of Deadpool that Ryan Reynolds and company want filtered so Wade is an rightful asshole, and not a pure ass.

    • @84warhead
      @84warhead 6 лет назад +6

      Solqueen86, In the Blind Al in the Box story, didn't Deadpool find out that Blind Al was or used to be a member of the Weapon X project?

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 6 лет назад +73

      In the original Deadpool, they wanted to have a scene where Ajax and Deadpool fight in a freeway. To get Deadpool to back off, Ajax grabs a kid and puts a gun into his head. To get back at Ajax, Deadpool goes to a random car, takes out a girl, puts a gun into her head and tells Ajax to let the boy go or he'll shoot.

    • @morgangames2706
      @morgangames2706 6 лет назад +3

      bobbysworld281995 but for good reason

  • @zayamoone
    @zayamoone 5 лет назад +144

    _A summary of Ruins: Everything makes sense..._
    *_But then there's Bucky._*

  • @burnttoast6974
    @burnttoast6974 5 лет назад +405

    Marvel: it just works
    Warren Ellis: are you sure about that

    • @dandan9011
      @dandan9011 5 лет назад +8

      BurntToast was that a motherfrikin jojo reference

    • @Va_n
      @Va_n 5 лет назад +7

      Only the results! This world only remembers the results!

    • @memomontijo4992
      @memomontijo4992 5 лет назад +4

      I'm never going to be able to read "are you sure about that" without hearing and pronouncing it like John Cena would, ever.

  • @ryansanders5362
    @ryansanders5362 6 лет назад +167

    *Takes a bullet to the ribs*
    Spider-Man: I don't feel so good

    • @LyGon-pw5mt
      @LyGon-pw5mt 6 лет назад +1

      Ryan Sanders But I'mma still fight the Sinister Five (Since Norman already finished Doc Ock for him).

  • @gangofheroes
    @gangofheroes 6 лет назад +692

    Honestly the DCEU isn't that dark besides the lighting.

    • @SuperShanko
      @SuperShanko 6 лет назад +3

      Gang of Heroes
      Yea, at least when you consider it currently houses a cannibal.

    • @Nassit-Gnuoy
      @Nassit-Gnuoy 6 лет назад +112

      DCEU’s movies are what an edgy teenager thinks is dark and is void of any real substance.

    • @leyzertopel1570
      @leyzertopel1570 6 лет назад +9

      and the box office earnings

    • @RaylaEclipse
      @RaylaEclipse 6 лет назад +9

      Neither movie franchises, though from the comics I've seen or heard of both Marvel and DC have got a few fucked up comics up their sleeves

    • @uhoh6706
      @uhoh6706 6 лет назад +12

      Ever noticed how literally all the fights happen at night

  • @Kadulikan
    @Kadulikan 6 лет назад +525

    Don't forget that time Jackal brought every deceased Marvel character back to life so that everyone could watch them die all over again. Good times.

    • @Thomas-qy3ox
      @Thomas-qy3ox 6 лет назад +6

      Kadulikan that was DC.

    • @TheNukaColaMan10
      @TheNukaColaMan10 6 лет назад +5

      Hey, VSauce Michael Here Please read “Dead No More”

  • @AngelicaBrandybuck
    @AngelicaBrandybuck 5 месяцев назад +353

    Loved the video!💕 Just started my comic book collection and found Toon Haven. They offer a huge variety of digital comics for every genre, and lifetime updates too!😍

  • @vincentfranklin17
    @vincentfranklin17 6 лет назад +468

    Ultimatum was what really turned me off the Ultimate Marvel Universe. It was just pointless and cruel.

    • @kamatariedgar3603
      @kamatariedgar3603 6 лет назад +66

      You didnt miss a lot after... dont worry.

    • @alisw81
      @alisw81 6 лет назад +21

      @Vincent Franklin You missed Hickmans Ultimates Run and the rise of Miles Morales. Both worth a read if your interested.

    • @vincentfranklin17
      @vincentfranklin17 6 лет назад +24

      alin alin I'll pass on The Ultimates. However, I like Miles Morales.

    • @alisw81
      @alisw81 6 лет назад +10

      @Vincent Franklin That's fair. I do want to mention Hickmans run is more of a hard sci-fi series with an unexpected twist, not quite dark for the sake of darkness like the first two Ultimates volumes could be. Not sure if that changes your mind lol.

    • @vincentfranklin17
      @vincentfranklin17 6 лет назад +3

      alin alin I read a few Ultimates stories.. Didn't grab me at all. I'll take the 616 Avengers.

  • @Negajoe
    @Negajoe 6 лет назад +263

    Certainly a lot of "dark" material coming from Dorkly nowadays. Maybe you should change your channel name to "Darkly..."

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +60

      it's under consideration

    • @bubbletroubles5234
      @bubbletroubles5234 6 лет назад +12

      That was dorky

    • @JC-sx3zr
      @JC-sx3zr 6 лет назад +2

      Hahahhaha

    • @jeremysalinas2463
      @jeremysalinas2463 6 лет назад

      Ahhh clever girl 😂

    • @guckingfuy1
      @guckingfuy1 6 лет назад

      Must be all the coke they're snorting. this guy in the vid should probably hold off till they're done shooting at least.

  • @roydaniel6014
    @roydaniel6014 5 лет назад +59

    "Hey guys im not feeling well currently, my grandpa just past away."
    "Omg, our condolences. What happened exactly?"
    "Spiderman gave him cancer."

  • @nerdgamer609
    @nerdgamer609 5 лет назад +206

    Ohohohoho you haven’t even COVERED Deadpool kills the Marvel universe

  • @LuvTonique
    @LuvTonique 6 лет назад +609

    #2: Spiderman gets shot by the Punisher and dies
    Yes, Tony, I agree, that's much darker than 50% of the universe including Spiderman dying

    • @Thomfooleryy
      @Thomfooleryy 6 лет назад +8

      Lil Miss Jay not dead

    • @pbatesdomination
      @pbatesdomination 6 лет назад +1

      Lil Miss Jay sure as hell didn’t expect to see you here.

    • @edouardbail9741
      @edouardbail9741 6 лет назад +39

      he never came back, though: the fifty percent willcome back. in the comic, they come back an issue or two after they disapeared.

    • @spiderprime
      @spiderprime 6 лет назад +11

      Plus, Spider-man did live, he just went into hiding and mostly stayed that way cause Miles was doing fine as Spider-man. Only came back at the end..... but we never saw the ending to it cause of Secret Wars...…… blah!

    • @giraffegiraffe810
      @giraffegiraffe810 6 лет назад +4

      Not to be rude but how many times have haters called you “Little Miss Gay”

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 6 лет назад +252

    Marvel has a knack to pit heroes against heroes as the villains watch aback while eating popcorns for good measure

    • @averageenjoyerguy4142
      @averageenjoyerguy4142 6 лет назад +11

      I always wonder what the villains actually do when heroes fight each ither

    • @ijent3819
      @ijent3819 6 лет назад +3

      Imagine all of the villains just watching ther in the sky saying "oh hey they beat us to it"

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 6 лет назад

      The villains are heroes of their own stories. And the heroes are villains in someone else's story.

    • @kirbymarchbarcena
      @kirbymarchbarcena 6 лет назад

      David Wührer That's sounds like an alternate universe but we're talking at the Marvel main,616-universe here and don't even add the Ultimate Universe.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 6 лет назад

      *kirby march Barcena*
      I'm talking about Marvel comics in general.

  • @d.h.k.c8113
    @d.h.k.c8113 6 лет назад +798

    Dude, Marvel Zombies is darker than all of these.

  • @thegamingcocoa
    @thegamingcocoa 5 лет назад +289

    *SPOILER ALERT!!*
    Did you guys notice in endgame that Thanos tried to cut tony in half when tony Steve and Thor were fighting thanos?

    • @tonka6734
      @tonka6734 5 лет назад +14

      Sketch dude yeah I think that past Thanos was very evil 👿 and infinity war Thanos was not that evil

    • @NathanFrench
      @NathanFrench 5 лет назад +2

      SPOILERS STFU

    • @theBoarSkinner
      @theBoarSkinner 5 лет назад +18

      Thanos in 2014 was much more brutal than Infinity War Thanos. He was unrelenting and dead set on conquering. In Infinity War, he's understanding, not so much a villain just someone who's lost everything and believes the rest of the people in the world needs to experience the same thing in order to survive forever. He didn't want to kill Black Panther, Peter Parker or Gamora. He just had to do what he thought was right. Endgame's Thanos just wanted to kill everything in his path, and it's really easy to tell.

    • @thegamingcocoa
      @thegamingcocoa 5 лет назад +8

      @@NathanFrench spoilers are everywhere on every marvel related videos you should know that already.

    • @thegamingcocoa
      @thegamingcocoa 5 лет назад +4

      @@theBoarSkinner agreed.
      Thanos even cried because he killed his favorite daughter just so he can collect one infinity stone for the gauntlet

  • @55MrRockets55
    @55MrRockets55 6 лет назад +43

    That frame where the blob was eating wasp gave me nightmares. Thanks for bringing it back.

    • @alanbrad4564
      @alanbrad4564 6 лет назад +2

      After Ant-Man saw that, he wanted to make sure that the blob would never get *ahead* in life.

  • @FD-mt7vs
    @FD-mt7vs 6 лет назад +290

    I thought #1 was gonna be Deadpool kills the marvel universe

    • @Crimsontiger133
      @Crimsontiger133 6 лет назад +5

      But multiple people kill the universe. You'd have to just say the "...kills the universe" series.

    • @gavinfuller8276
      @gavinfuller8276 5 лет назад

      Or when Deadpool does it again and he doesn’t know and he thinks that he is doing good things.

    • @xxtokyoxx8394
      @xxtokyoxx8394 5 лет назад +1

      Or marvel zombies

  • @stealthyspy1012
    @stealthyspy1012 6 лет назад +1087

    DC: Marvel may have beaten us in Movie success but we'll always be darker and cooler than them.
    Marvel: Hold my Beer.
    Marvel: (ULTIMATUM)

    • @vietnamcuongthinh0711
      @vietnamcuongthinh0711 6 лет назад +15

      and that was 10 years ago in the comic world =))

    • @JurgenBlitz
      @JurgenBlitz 6 лет назад +98

      DC has always been darker.... in the movies alone. In their comic book versions they are alike. Hell, I'd say Marvel has it worse, because heroes turning on each other and betraying each other is such a common occurence in Marvel that it never surprises me now.

    • @nomadicvaquero2791
      @nomadicvaquero2791 6 лет назад +61

      Ultimatium was depressing and gruesome but the story was kinda trash

    • @FraserSouris
      @FraserSouris 6 лет назад +35

      Abdullah f mojil I mean, DC has had comics that were just as dark. Like the one where DC characters get decapitated and forced to be sewn into monsters and/or cyborgs and can’t do anything about it

    • @alvaroprieto6700
      @alvaroprieto6700 6 лет назад +2

      No did you see Marvel Ruins Comic where everything goes wrong and is extremely dark

  • @themagicarcadetma1406
    @themagicarcadetma1406 4 года назад +94

    Marvel fans: omg DC is so dark
    Marvel:

    • @justzseeo4686
      @justzseeo4686 4 года назад +3

      True

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 3 года назад +4

      Marvel Zombies:

    • @jennikifm2
      @jennikifm2 3 года назад +4

      Both are very, very dark.

    • @jennikifm2
      @jennikifm2 3 года назад

      @LikeBeggars are retards Yeah that was messed up.
      Now for DC, they got darker with the Batman Who Laughs, the Dark Multiverse, the Robin King, just to name some.

    • @yourfbiagent7689
      @yourfbiagent7689 3 года назад

      More like : keep it pg13!!!

  • @d.c.stranded7134
    @d.c.stranded7134 6 лет назад +21

    You know the reason death of Ultimate Spider-Man was good and Ultimatum was bad was because in death of Ultimate Spider-Man Peter went out like a hero whereas Ultimatum was just miserable

  • @spacewhale8279
    @spacewhale8279 6 лет назад +107

    Half the comics are darker than infinity war.

  • @phillipfavors2001
    @phillipfavors2001 6 лет назад +76

    Sentry is still the best at ripping people in half, i mean he ripped carnage in half and aries.

    • @mikehammer8334
      @mikehammer8334 6 лет назад +1

      phillipfavors2001 How about superboy prime?

    • @phillipfavors2001
      @phillipfavors2001 6 лет назад

      Mike Hammer oooo....here comes a new challenger

    • @mikehammer8334
      @mikehammer8334 6 лет назад

      phillipfavors2001 I’d like to see that contest

  • @calicomint
    @calicomint 5 лет назад +46

    I love how there’s just elevator music in the background

  • @murasakiinogrey5413
    @murasakiinogrey5413 6 лет назад +181

    5 comics that make infinity war look like sesame street

  • @robertstone1242
    @robertstone1242 6 лет назад +1410

    What about deadpool kills the marvel universe

    • @dietmilk20
      @dietmilk20 6 лет назад +200

      Or when he kills the Marvel universe, Again.

    • @averageenjoyerguy4142
      @averageenjoyerguy4142 6 лет назад +117

      Or his killlogy

    • @tysondegroot6020
      @tysondegroot6020 6 лет назад +16

      I agree Ain't that the truth, does Howling Commando's also count ?

    • @peucoman
      @peucoman 6 лет назад +21

      Killustrated was darker, and in the end Deadpool is erased from existance (in that universe), so NO ONE wins

    • @markkingston2580
      @markkingston2580 6 лет назад +22

      Although the first series is more darker and brutal, the second one is much sadder as Deadpool is aware of what he's doing and he hates himself for it. It's so sad.
      Also he eats the brains of a certain superhero while dressed as a another villain. That's freaking dark as hell

  • @Forever_Zero
    @Forever_Zero 6 лет назад +66

    Good to know that The Wasp tastes like chicken... Apparently

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 года назад +28

    It's pretty hilarious that Thanos was his own undoing. He gave up all that power just so he wouldn't become old and weak like his future self, which is who he will inevitably become regardless since that's how old age works.

  • @CT-0392
    @CT-0392 6 лет назад +282

    Marvel Zombies.

    • @SuperShanko
      @SuperShanko 6 лет назад +16

      TheJediOrder66
      Mysterio would be prime to use his holo-tech to make that a thing.
      The fun of MZ but as an innocent throwaway move to mess with Spider-Man.

    • @tyresejackson4649
      @tyresejackson4649 6 лет назад +9

      That not even dark it just stupid

    • @maxpower3990
      @maxpower3990 6 лет назад +18

      Or Old Man Logan.

    • @Gentlemenpickleesq.
      @Gentlemenpickleesq. 6 лет назад +33

      Marvel zombies seemed pretty fucked up to me...

    • @MonadoPurge
      @MonadoPurge 6 лет назад +21

      Alexander Grice It gave me nightmares for months

  • @griffhay1
    @griffhay1 6 лет назад +21

    No "Karen Page getting addicted to heroin and becoming a porn star, then getting tricked into thinking she has AIDS before getting a billy club through the heart from bullseye"?

    • @LyGon-pw5mt
      @LyGon-pw5mt 6 лет назад

      griffhay1 Eh, probably saving it for a Daredevil video.

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 6 лет назад +3

      griffhay1 The billy club through the heart was seen as a cruel mercy by it's writer, Kevin Smith, because he knew she would go through a parade of never-ending torments before writers realized they didn't need to make her an unlucky women with self-destructive tendencies to make her, and by extension Daredevil, interesting. And given how grim the lives of Daredevil supporting characters got after Frank Millar left the series for good, I could easily see where Kevin Smith was coming from.

  • @MasterOfMyUniverse
    @MasterOfMyUniverse 6 лет назад +366

    I came to see Iron Man get ripped in half and all I got was this lousy video...

  • @NintendoTransformer
    @NintendoTransformer 5 лет назад +20

    ya know Ant Man didn’t have to go through the trouble of eating the Blob. He coulda just shrunk down and defeated him the same way he defeated Thanos in Endgame.

    • @caseyhammer7202
      @caseyhammer7202 4 года назад +1

      In the chimney and exploding the chimney. And the entire house in general.

  • @christianz2934
    @christianz2934 6 лет назад +126

    Just read Ruins at like 1 in the morning, it definitely depresses you to the point where you don’t want to sleep bc you’re sad. It’s an interesting read if anyone is curious

    • @demonicthan742
      @demonicthan742 6 лет назад +4

      Isn't that the one set in that universe where anything than can go wrong will go wrong? Or is that a different one?

    • @smugalice6206
      @smugalice6206 6 лет назад +3

      Angel of Death that’s the one

    • @theanonymouscommenter976
      @theanonymouscommenter976 5 лет назад +1

      I read it twice, and I had the same reaction both times. I definitely don't want to read it again.

  • @Rudi_Gauss
    @Rudi_Gauss 6 лет назад +13

    "Illuminati... Bunker under Denver Airport"
    Illuminati right now starting to think how he found out.

  • @gcamachom1805
    @gcamachom1805 5 лет назад +75

    Me: *Sees thumbnail*
    Also me: *_im going to pretended I didn’t see that_*

    • @justzseeo4686
      @justzseeo4686 4 года назад +1

      Yeah pretend that you didn't see that thanos almost ripped off iron man in infinity war

  • @kjn5991
    @kjn5991 5 лет назад +67

    For me, darkest thing so far was from DC when Lobo mutilated elves and killed Santa Claus.
    or alternatively,
    Killing Joke / Death of the Family / Death in the Family.

    • @aimingalex
      @aimingalex 5 лет назад +5

      What about that Dark Knight comic book where the Joker flayed people and wore their faces?

    • @kjn5991
      @kjn5991 5 лет назад +1

      @@aimingalex i dont remember that story, though i know that Joker got his own face cut off and wore the face with a string/stitches attached to it.

    • @hojosconsal9913
      @hojosconsal9913 5 лет назад +3

      I love the killing joke

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 лет назад +2

      For real, Marvel has far darker stories. The Venom comics are pretty intense. Venom eats pedophiles and rapists. Carnage eats everyone and in the most painful way possible... after all Carnage is a symbiote that has attached itself to a socio-psychopath. Haven't seen anything like that in the DC universe, sorry.

    • @kjn5991
      @kjn5991 5 лет назад +2

      @@LadyCoyKoi Maybe, but i still think Joker is far worse than Carnage. You can expect Carnage to cause death and destruction everywhere, but with Joker, you can never know if he is placing fake bombs in daycare center just to shoot you with a waterpistol and tell a joke like "whats the matter? did you wet your bed?" or if he is actually trying to blow up the place and the little kids along it.

  • @ivanspoljaric9267
    @ivanspoljaric9267 6 лет назад +84

    He just killed half the universe. There are a lot of darker ones

    • @LonerWithBoner03
      @LonerWithBoner03 6 лет назад

      Can you please recommend some to me?

    • @merc822
      @merc822 6 лет назад +4

      Like everyone one's friendly neighborhood super heroes turn into zombies and eat the whole damn universe... Jumps to other universes to eat more and cloning humans so they can continuously eat them... Something like I don't know... "MARVEL ZOMBIES!!?"

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 5 лет назад

      Gerald Martinez Sheesh

    • @karbyboi8489
      @karbyboi8489 5 лет назад

      BijinXOXO There’s also a sequel where spider tried to fix this by getting rid of his urges but that failed because he got stuck in a limbo

  • @NthDoctorWho
    @NthDoctorWho 6 лет назад +158

    How to make any comic darker than Infinity War
    Turn off the lights when reading it

    • @FOREEAL
      @FOREEAL 6 лет назад +6

      The Doctor that doesn’t make it dark that just makes me not be able to see shit lol

    • @angleo.d
      @angleo.d 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @alxan7227
      @alxan7227 6 лет назад +1

      The Doctor well how will read it? There’s no lights?

    • @garyejoor1135
      @garyejoor1135 6 лет назад

      😂

  • @tuvyamaeir4684
    @tuvyamaeir4684 6 лет назад +30

    For the record! Ultimatum is dark but that does not make it good! It is the worst landmark Marvel comic ever made aside from Avengers #200!

    • @LyGon-pw5mt
      @LyGon-pw5mt 6 лет назад

      Tuvya Maeir The only good thing that came out of Ultimate is Ultinate Spider-Man storyline, both of them.

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 6 лет назад +1

      NS120121 Ultimate Fantastic Four wasn't always great, or always as well told as the original stories, but they were consistently *fun* ! My favorite stories were that sort of trashy trilogy of storyarcs involving the Ultimate Frightful Four (they were the Marvel Zombies Fantastic Four), the Ultimate Fantastic Four's debut issues, and the surprisingly smart reimagining of the Psycho Man as an invading space alien who tries to create utopia by making everyone happy and relatively equal in belongings and wealth.

  • @KyoMao
    @KyoMao 5 лет назад +93

    Do a few more of these. There's like a ton of other darker comics than infinity war.

    • @RichterBelmont23
      @RichterBelmont23 5 лет назад

      Bro it's already stated in the title that these are darker than infinity war

    • @czechyourself773
      @czechyourself773 5 лет назад +1

      Marvel Zombies

  • @pauljk-123
    @pauljk-123 6 лет назад +373

    5? Just 5? There's 100's of issues far darker

    • @kinfe6756
      @kinfe6756 6 лет назад +4

      nice profile pic man

    • @kingkrool_gx_6030
      @kingkrool_gx_6030 6 лет назад +14

      Lelouch Yagami its best just name five instead of all of them

    • @dengji1649
      @dengji1649 6 лет назад

      like what?

    • @HeroFall
      @HeroFall 6 лет назад +25

      Marvel zombies and Old Man Logan are just 2 easy ones.

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 6 лет назад +8

      *MARVEL ZOMBIES SPOILER ALERT*
      I mean yeah Marvel Zombies was pretty dark. Definitely darker than Infinity War. The Thanos one shouldn't be on the list. Thanos may have won but everything ends up being restored. But they end up saving the day in Marvel Zombies at least. It's kind of weird how they go about it. As there seems to be different endings for more than one Universe. But in one Universe an amped Dr. Doom wipes the Zombies out. Then in another an amped Sandman wipes them all out.

  • @richiesahlin6409
    @richiesahlin6409 6 лет назад +310

    *Mr Tony, I don't feel so good.*

    • @wolfythewolf9538
      @wolfythewolf9538 6 лет назад +15

      Richie Sahlin its mr sark i dont feel so good

    • @rekius328
      @rekius328 6 лет назад +49

      its not sark ITS STARK

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 6 лет назад +28

      The creator of the channel is NAMED Tony.

    • @rekius328
      @rekius328 6 лет назад +11

      *GASPS* dun dun duuuuuunn

    • @datdairkirbtherobloxgamer3801
      @datdairkirbtherobloxgamer3801 6 лет назад +7

      Spiderman: Mr Tony I am sorry
      Me: (unaffected)
      Most others: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @endorbr
    @endorbr 6 лет назад +21

    When I see these kind of comic storylines it just makes me think they’re written by guys who hate comics and comic readers.

  • @Devinator-fp8to
    @Devinator-fp8to 5 лет назад +19

    The title should of have been changed to “5 times Marvel was darker than DC”

    • @geraldyeager7652
      @geraldyeager7652 3 года назад

      DC is like AoT: so much brutal deaths you get used to it.
      Marvel: When your sibling sells your PC so you sell their organs on the black market; get nae nae'd

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 лет назад +30

    No one can write Thanos well but Jim Starlin.
    If you don't write Thanos like Starlin, you're writing about a faulty clone. I stand by that till the end.

  • @SuperiorGothBun
    @SuperiorGothBun 6 лет назад +64

    I think that time R2-D2 fell down a flight of stairs was darker than Infinity War. Saying it was depressing is really stretching

  • @geribaldi2
    @geribaldi2 6 лет назад +18

    How about the Marvel Universe vs. The Avengers storylne. Back when we were obsessed with zombies, Marvel had the bright idea to make the Earth be infected with a cannibal plague. The story end with Thor smashing to guacamole Clint Barton's head using Mjolnir and Hawkeye was the last uninfected Avenger... Yeah Marvel else-worlds style stories are just plain disturbingly dark.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 6 лет назад

      I thought the plauge didn't affect Asgardains

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 6 лет назад

      Geribaldi's Games Marvel 1602 wasn't dark in the slightest, and despite it's dark reputation their were issues of Marvel's What-If comics that had happy endings and even *SHOCKED* *GASP* happy premises!

    • @KingKhanate1997
      @KingKhanate1997 6 лет назад +1

      Alec Norton It’s left ambiguous if Thor is actually infected or not. Thor had already abandoned Earth by then, and Hawkeye is left as the last uninfected Avenger as he swears to do right by them. Then Thor comes back to Earth, kills Clint then fucks off right back to Asgard. Punisher is the only uninfected hero or villain left by then, and he begins hunting down those infected.

  • @chunderpapa
    @chunderpapa 5 лет назад +10

    Far from home spoiler. Sort of.
    That illusion that Mysterio makes Spider Man experience that has that Iron Man suit. That was terrifying.

  • @CriticalHitRoll
    @CriticalHitRoll 6 лет назад +16

    >peter is a cancer ridden stalker
    SHOWS BEN GRIMM INSTEAD....
    also i dont know where hes inferring that Peter was a stalker, he barely has two (count em) appearances throughout the entirety of Ruins..

  • @jamilamcthune8499
    @jamilamcthune8499 6 лет назад +98

    The thumbnail is dark

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 6 лет назад +4

      Jamila Mcthune
      in brightness

    • @kyrlics6515
      @kyrlics6515 6 лет назад +2

      Jamila Mcthune OMG I SAID THE SAME THING

  • @JoJo-tm6ty
    @JoJo-tm6ty 5 лет назад +18

    So....where is the thumbnail? I came for blood man!

  • @panthenogen
    @panthenogen 5 лет назад +47

    Then get flex tape to fix tony stark.

  • @grandmasterblueberryice6108
    @grandmasterblueberryice6108 6 лет назад +39

    How bout deadpool kills the marvel universe?

  • @itsismathenerd3367
    @itsismathenerd3367 6 лет назад +64

    Did we all forget when the lizard ate his own child?

  • @sertaki
    @sertaki 6 лет назад +13

    That last story actually sounds like it could be a very interesting alternate universe spin-off that moves the genre from action-based drama to full on greek tragedy (with a few fights).

  • @ramonceaser4102
    @ramonceaser4102 5 лет назад +107

    Thanos tried to protect himself with iron man and it reminded me of the thumbnail

    • @tunayop
      @tunayop 5 лет назад +1

      Ramon Ceaser too soon...

    • @ramonceaser4102
      @ramonceaser4102 5 лет назад

      yosapol pratyawiwathanadacha sorry, it’s just on scene looked like the thumbnail was about to happen

    • @sinofpride646
      @sinofpride646 5 лет назад

      But luckily, Thor's hammer saved him

    • @Paul-fl7fs
      @Paul-fl7fs 5 лет назад +1

      Nope, Thanos saw Thor throwing Mjolnir so he used Tony to block it

    • @ramonceaser4102
      @ramonceaser4102 5 лет назад

      I’m meant that it looked like it

  • @Fixable100
    @Fixable100 6 лет назад +5

    Funnily enough, that “super dead” ultimate Spiderman is actually not dead anymore. He got revived shortly before the most recent ‘Secret Wars’

    • @LyGon-pw5mt
      @LyGon-pw5mt 6 лет назад +1

      Fixable100 H Franklin Richards already remade 1610 though.

  • @Lainekame
    @Lainekame 6 лет назад +15

    I want a Thanos Singing Quartet

  • @nevawallsmith8720
    @nevawallsmith8720 6 лет назад +116

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I came here for the thumbnail
    And so did you

  • @SA80TAGE
    @SA80TAGE 5 лет назад +43

    #6 - Red Skull throws a baby out of an apartment window... no-one saves it... next panel is a wide shot of the street with a bloody smear on the ground. - in the Ultimates series (sensing a pattern here lol)
    It's reported that right before this moment, Marvel told DC to hold it's beer.

    • @masonnickerson8541
      @masonnickerson8541 5 лет назад

      More like hold it's baby...

    • @nodishtoodeep3053
      @nodishtoodeep3053 5 лет назад

      L
      It’s not a competition, why is it a competition?

    • @nodishtoodeep3053
      @nodishtoodeep3053 5 лет назад

      Lee Spidor
      Or like Jennifer hart who drugged her six adopted kids and drove off a cliff

    • @tastycookiechip
      @tastycookiechip 5 лет назад

      @L He didn't rape her. She liked it

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 5 лет назад

      @L Deathstroke didn't rape Terra, it was consensual. She thought he loved her.

  • @chaosandgore5099
    @chaosandgore5099 6 лет назад +61

    And Carnage: Mind Bomb is darker than all these.

  • @jarlbalgruuf2415
    @jarlbalgruuf2415 6 лет назад +268

    Implying that Infinity War is dark

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 6 лет назад +50

      Jarl Balgruuf if you don't know that most of those that vanished have sequel movies, then yes. It's dark

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 6 лет назад +6

      Jarl Balgruuf Darkest, so relative to normal MCU

    • @jezreelphil8437
      @jezreelphil8437 6 лет назад +25

      Jarl Balgruuf half the life in the universe dissapears and the villain wins.... yeah pretty dark by pg-13 standards

    • @zaphodbeeblebrox7893
      @zaphodbeeblebrox7893 6 лет назад

      It fucking is

    • @bobbysworld281995
      @bobbysworld281995 6 лет назад +1

      Implying no one felt depressed or worried for the future for even worse results.

  • @oss5211
    @oss5211 5 лет назад +268

    I came here cause I was hoping you would bring up "Ruins"
    Yay you did =)

    • @2kbeats651
      @2kbeats651 5 лет назад

      wilfredo hernandez g

    • @chromso
      @chromso 5 лет назад +1

      The darkest moment was when JEAN GREY (16) WAS A PROSTITUTING ON THE STREET AND GOT CAPPED BY NICK FURY

  • @09kingarthur
    @09kingarthur 5 лет назад +15

    And, of course, I get an endgame ad right before the vid starts...

  • @crazycookiecake3656
    @crazycookiecake3656 5 лет назад +44

    7:23 let's go over that Johnny *BLAZE* set himself on fire and died.
    Okay

  • @pr1ckastley
    @pr1ckastley 6 лет назад +29

    After watching this video:
    "I don't feel so good"

  • @wilsthelimit
    @wilsthelimit 6 лет назад +392

    Thanos in a nutshell
    LOVE ME DEATH SENPAI!!!!!!

    • @lorddarthfire1560
      @lorddarthfire1560 6 лет назад +24

      Thanos: desu san~💗
      Death: hell no
      Deadpool: sup
      Death: hell yes
      Thanos: time to kill half the universe

    • @Ratacorp-001
      @Ratacorp-001 6 лет назад +1

      @@lorddarthfire1560 lol

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 6 лет назад

      @@lorddarthfire1560
      Death:hell yes

  • @chairchair1231
    @chairchair1231 5 лет назад +7

    2:15 "weak old man"
    But Thanos oneshots Galactus

  • @nikky8000
    @nikky8000 5 лет назад +7

    3:42
    Good thing they censored that swear word in the bloody R-Rated murder brawl, I was almost offend there.

  • @filippocastoldi4852
    @filippocastoldi4852 5 лет назад +21

    PS: Infinity War comic Is not about the snap.
    That's the Infinity Gauntlet.
    Plus,Thanos snaps at the beginnings of the comics,not at the end.

  • @lethaleagle2884
    @lethaleagle2884 3 года назад +3

    Me: Sees the thumbnail
    Also me: *even flex tape can't fix that*

  • @mohammedaldean39
    @mohammedaldean39 4 года назад +1

    4:07 did green goblin's appearance hint at into the spider verse? Since thats what he looks like in that

  • @yuansoberano7158
    @yuansoberano7158 5 лет назад +6

    I love how Punisher said to the cops *“Punish Me!”*

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 3 года назад +1

      PUNISH ME DADDY!!!!

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 3 года назад

      @@toymaster4041 Damnit, I wanted to be the one to reply that...

  • @nanitamartinez75
    @nanitamartinez75 5 лет назад +19

    Me: Sees thumbnail
    *D-E-E-P-I-N-H-A-L-E*

  • @seraphim9219
    @seraphim9219 4 года назад +6

    The fact he didn’t mention Marvel Zomies astounds me

  • @9minty
    @9minty 5 лет назад +2

    5:58
    I guess you can say he went Doctor Boom.

  • @TheHuggableEmpire
    @TheHuggableEmpire 6 лет назад +9

    At the beginning you could've said "as easy as the snap of a finger"

  • @bobbysworld281995
    @bobbysworld281995 6 лет назад +23

    The Ultimates and Illuminati were pretty hated in terms of character. Kind of shows not to write badly in favor of being dark.

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 6 лет назад

      .... yeah when infinitie earths happen why couldnt they move the earth by enough not two get caught in the gravity well, between the ilummaniti it shouldnt have been impossible

    • @bobbysworld281995
      @bobbysworld281995 6 лет назад

      mdb45424 at least in Infinity War, the conclusion of no choice to change the outcome was thought out, with Loki sealing his fate for the Tesseract, Knowhere was all a trap, Strange breaking his vow for the Time Stone AND using it to reverse any reprecussions of sacrifice, Gamora was a dead woman walking, etc. etc.

    • @mateodavidgutierrezgonzale6556
      @mateodavidgutierrezgonzale6556 6 лет назад

      At least we got Planet Hulk

    • @epicchannel758
      @epicchannel758 6 лет назад

      mdb45424 that's what they tried the first time with the infinity gauntlet, but they couldn't do it a second time because the attempt caused the infinity gauntlet's gems(except for one which disappeared) to shatter.

  • @interactivehero5004
    @interactivehero5004 6 лет назад +59

    Avengers Disassembled?

  • @YourRulerKingDedede
    @YourRulerKingDedede 4 года назад +2

    Half the marvel universe: * commits die *
    Lol
    Wearing space age diapers:...
    *PAIN*

  • @SenatorArmstrong2018
    @SenatorArmstrong2018 5 лет назад +3

    The one time I’m glad a thumbnail is clickbait.

  • @williamhutapea1389
    @williamhutapea1389 5 лет назад +21

    Marvel comic is just like a game with a crazy mod

  • @terminalsarcasm
    @terminalsarcasm 6 лет назад +55

    The Ultimates was a bad comic. Yeah it was dark but it was also insulting to some of the characters.

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 6 лет назад +4

      Ultimates vol.1 and 2 are fun ElseWorld stories..... bleh beyond that

    • @TheFlash-je3bl
      @TheFlash-je3bl 6 лет назад +19

      The only character not ruined by the Ultimate universe was Spider-Man

    • @bercaleon
      @bercaleon 6 лет назад +7

      The Flash 2024 and they killed him, in order to have literally a poor man version of the character: Miles Morales.

    • @ThatGuyOnTheDoorstep
      @ThatGuyOnTheDoorstep 6 лет назад

      Ultimates 3 and Ultimatum are shit.

    • @GodhandPhemto
      @GodhandPhemto 6 лет назад +4

      Thats the thing, they are NOT the characters you are trying to compare them to, they are that universes version of them, they may technically be the same person but they really are not. Think about it like this, your life and the kind of person you are could be totally different to what it is now if a simple thing had happened differently in your life so why wouldn't an entirely different living being whos life is different than yours and grew up in a world whose reality works differently than your own not also be a different person persona wise?
      Do you really want thousands of the same exact character in every universe? what would be the point in telling their stories if they are exactly the same as 616 version? I see them as different people with a small connection so its doesnt bother me when they act differently because the version I do like still exists.

  • @OKTANE0
    @OKTANE0 5 лет назад +1

    The Punisher yelling "PUNISH ME!!!" could be taken out of context in many different ways

    • @CHICKENNUGGETSKOON
      @CHICKENNUGGETSKOON 5 лет назад

      Punish me, Nick Fury-San!!! I want your magic cream, master!!!!