5 Marvel Comics Darker Than Infinity War
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You think INFINITY WAR was dark? Compared to ULTIMATUM, it's practically an episode of PAW Patrol.
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Iron man:you wanna piece of me?
Thanos: no i want two
Smiling Doggie hahaha good one. Rip Jazz.
Smiling Doggie I too have seen transformers 🚙
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This comment should have more likes
Ah, i see you’re a man of culture aswell
Who else noticed the thumbnail almost happening in endgame for a split second?
yeah, it did cross the mind of russo brothers but then they realised, keep it 13+
It honestly woulda been better. I was hoping Endgame wouldnt shy away from dark shit, but they only kill 2 main characters and they take forever to do so. No surprise deaths in the huge battle which was kinda disappointing
....😐 if you are talking about the last fight scene then your incorrect. Thanos notices that the threw Mjolnir and so he used stark as a shield and it hit stark instead
SPILT second you say
@@24pablox they kill their best character with the longest story ark. Someone who should have had enough plot armor to never die.
Yep. I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see that *thumbnail*
He dead
Joseph Kasongo nah fr?
Yes he dies in endgame
ASH3R 1 Same.
Mukesh rai SpOiLeRs
In the thumbnail, Thanos had to separate Iron Man in half equally to make it balanced like it should be
I laughed at this harder than i should of
r/cursedcomments
If thor didn't hit Ironman with the hammer in endgame thanos would have split the man in half
R/cursedcomments
"Black Panter is in jail"...Gotta love Marvel
Lmao
Wow, I get it
Reminder that in his MCU debut back in Civil War, Black Panther first appears in a chase scene where he runs away from cops
"Wow I can't believe they put the black character in jail that's so racist"
... the very next line a white guy has been turned into a cannibal
"Well, nothing to see here."
Keep pitying every non-white you see. There's nothing at all racist about that.
@@kenfresno2125 right on bro, all lives matter
Thanos wins is pretty fun. Thanos vs sliver surfer with the power of galactus while wielding mjolnir is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen in marvel
Devon Palmer you know, if it lasted more than 2 seconds and didn't end with him somehow getting snuck up on and stabbed, as anticlimactic as possible.
Devon Palmer pfft dc kid
Devon Palmer with the help of the punisher turned deadpool silver surfer ghost rider
TLG Carnage That was so retarded bruh. But it was a non-canon nihilistic story🤷🏾♂️
The silver surfer with the power of Galactus....isnt that his power anyway?
Comics: Simp Thanos
MCU: Chad Thanos
So simps are more powerful
MCU Thanos: Bringing balance into the universe due to his species going extinct because of overpopulation
Comic Thanos: “Notice me my queen”
@@beansya8967 he did not gave any balance tho...reducing population helps in nothing.
@@baltonus1120 Bruh he’s a villain that’s the point
comics thanos is much more of a chad
Soo, Dark. You sure you're not from the dc universe?
-Deadpool
A Perseus word from deadpool
Nice
You don’t need the comma
Too Dark for Dc.
That’s why I like Deadpool
This list was originally 10 items long, but we eliminated half so that the others could prosper. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Dorkly will you ever make a part 2?
I see what you did there ;)
Yay he shaved
*quietly snaps his fingers* nice joke
Lmao
Honorable mention - the time when Spider-Man's secret identity was outed to the public, so Kingpin put a hit on Aunt May that lands her in the hospital. Peter goes to find Kingpin and tears off the top half of his costume and beats the shit out of Kingpin - no jokes, no quips, no banter. Finally, he places his hand just under Kingpin's nose and tells him that it would only take him three seconds to fill his lungs entirely with webbing, but that he's not going to do that now. If Aunt May dies, WHEN Aunt May dies, Peter will track Kingpin down and do just that. Peter holds himself back from killing people because it would upset Aunt May, but once she's gone, there's nothing stopping him. And if anyone ever thinks it's a good idea to attack Spider-Man by coming after the people he cares about, they can look at Kingpin's battered body.
He does this all in front of Kingpin's men, so that they see that he's just a man.
comic name?
reading this comic for sure
He ACTUALLY covered that in a previous video.
I loved that one
You know when Spidey puts back on the black suit, he's done playing around. And there's nothing holding him back from showing his enemies Hell in the coldest form. It's almost frightening, and we need that Spidey back.
_A summary of Ruins: Everything makes sense..._
*_But then there's Bucky._*
in movie somebody win
in comic no one win
ERUS TV Why rap many word when few word do trick
GearHeadGaming they see, they see.
Does grammar exist
Do you even infinity war
Mercer Alex19 no idea
It's not about being dark, its about having a good story
lockay101 by being dark😂
@@jonathanpilcher337
Yeah but something like zombies is dark but not necessarily a good story
lockay101 true that
@@jonathanpilcher337 Not really
So out of those 5 comics, which one do you think has the best story?
Geez, that thumbnail. That's a goopy Iron Man.
that's just....raspberry jam
Tony stark more like Tony slop
Dorkly ɪᴍᴍᴀ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.
He just used too many coats for paint for the armor
Think that’s bad, Sentry proved Ares is full of kool-aid.
Thanos Phil swift:
I TORE THIS MAN IN HALF
And repaired him with only Flex Tape!
I fucking died when I read this
I SNAPPED THIS POPULATION IN HALF
lol... should do a comercial.
To show you the power of the Infinity Gauntlet, I tore this man in half! And repaired him using only the cosmic powers of the gauntlet
I've had friends tell me they wished the MCU movies were darker. Then I explain that some of the comic story off-shoots (as listed here) will probably make regret that wish.
DC was darker before Justice League and everyone hated it
Same. Ultimatum is one of the worst most fucked up stories I've ever read.
WhiteWeb because they went from being dark like in Cristopher Nolan’s films to just being dark as their only selling point. I liked Wonder Woman and Aquaman was good. To me the other films have been meh
It always had, you just fail to see it, example ronan smash a guy with his hammer and use its bloor as bath sleeping.
I want them more X-Men dark than whatever DC was doing with Batman dark.
Meanwhile Jessica jones is getting hammered on alcohol while watching everyone turn to ash
accurate lol but i wonder what dare devil sees or senses
*Takes a bullet to the ribs*
Spider-Man: I don't feel so good
Ryan Sanders But I'mma still fight the Sinister Five (Since Norman already finished Doc Ock for him).
Damn , that thumbnail give me nightmares lol
Lol
How r u a youtuber
Yes
In avengers infinity wars Thanos almost ripped iron man in 2
@@anjaypipel4864 nickname lu ganti takut di penjara
Marvel: it just works
Warren Ellis: are you sure about that
BurntToast was that a motherfrikin jojo reference
Only the results! This world only remembers the results!
I'm never going to be able to read "are you sure about that" without hearing and pronouncing it like John Cena would, ever.
Don't forget that time Jackal brought every deceased Marvel character back to life so that everyone could watch them die all over again. Good times.
Kadulikan that was DC.
Hey, VSauce Michael Here Please read “Dead No More”
These comics make the Deadpool movie look PG-13...
Some Weirdo on the Internet
Trust me the Deadpool movie made rated R but it could have been much worse like Blind Al in the Box
Solqueen86 yup, there's a side of Deadpool that Ryan Reynolds and company want filtered so Wade is an rightful asshole, and not a pure ass.
Solqueen86, In the Blind Al in the Box story, didn't Deadpool find out that Blind Al was or used to be a member of the Weapon X project?
In the original Deadpool, they wanted to have a scene where Ajax and Deadpool fight in a freeway. To get Deadpool to back off, Ajax grabs a kid and puts a gun into his head. To get back at Ajax, Deadpool goes to a random car, takes out a girl, puts a gun into her head and tells Ajax to let the boy go or he'll shoot.
bobbysworld281995 but for good reason
"Hey guys im not feeling well currently, my grandpa just past away."
"Omg, our condolences. What happened exactly?"
"Spiderman gave him cancer."
Marvel fans: omg DC is so dark
Marvel:
True
Marvel Zombies:
Both are very, very dark.
@LikeBeggars are retards Yeah that was messed up.
Now for DC, they got darker with the Batman Who Laughs, the Dark Multiverse, the Robin King, just to name some.
More like : keep it pg13!!!
Certainly a lot of "dark" material coming from Dorkly nowadays. Maybe you should change your channel name to "Darkly..."
it's under consideration
That was dorky
Hahahhaha
Ahhh clever girl 😂
Must be all the coke they're snorting. this guy in the vid should probably hold off till they're done shooting at least.
Honestly the DCEU isn't that dark besides the lighting.
Gang of Heroes
Yea, at least when you consider it currently houses a cannibal.
DCEU’s movies are what an edgy teenager thinks is dark and is void of any real substance.
and the box office earnings
Neither movie franchises, though from the comics I've seen or heard of both Marvel and DC have got a few fucked up comics up their sleeves
Ever noticed how literally all the fights happen at night
Ohohohoho you haven’t even COVERED Deadpool kills the Marvel universe
Hahahahhaha yessssss
I'm pretty sure they know it's the darkest of them all but they don't wanna risk demonetize and it really would be boring when it's all censored
Nerd Gamer Marvel Zombies too
@@KauriRUclipsAdventure yes and deadpool also kills the writer like wth
69th like.
I love how there’s just elevator music in the background
Compared to all Marvel, the MCU is just straight up not dark.
Adam Owens The Marvel TV shows are hella dark
Adam Owens since Disney want's to sell toys it's not suppose to be
Didn’t Wanda and her brother tell Tony that they waited patiently for a dud missile to explode and kill both of them because one of Tony’s missile killed their parents. Waiting patiently for an explosive suicide while they were kids sounds pretty dark to me
Ultimate Marvel....
Cannibal Hulk
Insane Pym
And all that fuckery.
It was never meant to be dark. Since the beginning, Superheros were meant for kids. You loser ass manchild adults took a lot of superheros from children. Throw a tantrum when they're not bloody enough. MCU should target to children first
That frame where the blob was eating wasp gave me nightmares. Thanks for bringing it back.
After Ant-Man saw that, he wanted to make sure that the blob would never get *ahead* in life.
It's pretty hilarious that Thanos was his own undoing. He gave up all that power just so he wouldn't become old and weak like his future self, which is who he will inevitably become regardless since that's how old age works.
*SPOILER ALERT!!*
Did you guys notice in endgame that Thanos tried to cut tony in half when tony Steve and Thor were fighting thanos?
Sketch dude yeah I think that past Thanos was very evil 👿 and infinity war Thanos was not that evil
SPOILERS STFU
Thanos in 2014 was much more brutal than Infinity War Thanos. He was unrelenting and dead set on conquering. In Infinity War, he's understanding, not so much a villain just someone who's lost everything and believes the rest of the people in the world needs to experience the same thing in order to survive forever. He didn't want to kill Black Panther, Peter Parker or Gamora. He just had to do what he thought was right. Endgame's Thanos just wanted to kill everything in his path, and it's really easy to tell.
@@NathanFrench spoilers are everywhere on every marvel related videos you should know that already.
@@theBoarSkinner agreed.
Thanos even cried because he killed his favorite daughter just so he can collect one infinity stone for the gauntlet
Marvel has a knack to pit heroes against heroes as the villains watch aback while eating popcorns for good measure
I always wonder what the villains actually do when heroes fight each ither
Imagine all of the villains just watching ther in the sky saying "oh hey they beat us to it"
The villains are heroes of their own stories. And the heroes are villains in someone else's story.
David Wührer That's sounds like an alternate universe but we're talking at the Marvel main,616-universe here and don't even add the Ultimate Universe.
*kirby march Barcena*
I'm talking about Marvel comics in general.
Ultimatum was what really turned me off the Ultimate Marvel Universe. It was just pointless and cruel.
You didnt miss a lot after... dont worry.
@Vincent Franklin You missed Hickmans Ultimates Run and the rise of Miles Morales. Both worth a read if your interested.
alin alin I'll pass on The Ultimates. However, I like Miles Morales.
@Vincent Franklin That's fair. I do want to mention Hickmans run is more of a hard sci-fi series with an unexpected twist, not quite dark for the sake of darkness like the first two Ultimates volumes could be. Not sure if that changes your mind lol.
alin alin I read a few Ultimates stories.. Didn't grab me at all. I'll take the 616 Avengers.
ya know Ant Man didn’t have to go through the trouble of eating the Blob. He coulda just shrunk down and defeated him the same way he defeated Thanos in Endgame.
In the chimney and exploding the chimney. And the entire house in general.
Me: *Sees thumbnail*
Also me: *_im going to pretended I didn’t see that_*
Yeah pretend that you didn't see that thanos almost ripped off iron man in infinity war
You know the reason death of Ultimate Spider-Man was good and Ultimatum was bad was because in death of Ultimate Spider-Man Peter went out like a hero whereas Ultimatum was just miserable
I thought #1 was gonna be Deadpool kills the marvel universe
But multiple people kill the universe. You'd have to just say the "...kills the universe" series.
Or when Deadpool does it again and he doesn’t know and he thinks that he is doing good things.
Or marvel zombies
Deadpool kills the marvel universe
Where's that comic?
Too dark
That's the darkest one
@@justzseeo4686 not even close lol, it's pretty funny compared to some of these.
@@chip___chip1445 Too dark? You must be 12 years old. And even if you're not one, you're acting like one.
Do a few more of these. There's like a ton of other darker comics than infinity war.
Bro it's already stated in the title that these are darker than infinity war
Marvel Zombies
Sentry is still the best at ripping people in half, i mean he ripped carnage in half and aries.
phillipfavors2001 How about superboy prime?
Mike Hammer oooo....here comes a new challenger
phillipfavors2001 I’d like to see that contest
#2: Spiderman gets shot by the Punisher and dies
Yes, Tony, I agree, that's much darker than 50% of the universe including Spiderman dying
Lil Miss Jay not dead
Lil Miss Jay sure as hell didn’t expect to see you here.
he never came back, though: the fifty percent willcome back. in the comic, they come back an issue or two after they disapeared.
Plus, Spider-man did live, he just went into hiding and mostly stayed that way cause Miles was doing fine as Spider-man. Only came back at the end..... but we never saw the ending to it cause of Secret Wars...…… blah!
Not to be rude but how many times have haters called you “Little Miss Gay”
For me, darkest thing so far was from DC when Lobo mutilated elves and killed Santa Claus.
or alternatively,
Killing Joke / Death of the Family / Death in the Family.
What about that Dark Knight comic book where the Joker flayed people and wore their faces?
@@aimingalex i dont remember that story, though i know that Joker got his own face cut off and wore the face with a string/stitches attached to it.
I love the killing joke
For real, Marvel has far darker stories. The Venom comics are pretty intense. Venom eats pedophiles and rapists. Carnage eats everyone and in the most painful way possible... after all Carnage is a symbiote that has attached itself to a socio-psychopath. Haven't seen anything like that in the DC universe, sorry.
@@LadyCoyKoi Maybe, but i still think Joker is far worse than Carnage. You can expect Carnage to cause death and destruction everywhere, but with Joker, you can never know if he is placing fake bombs in daycare center just to shoot you with a waterpistol and tell a joke like "whats the matter? did you wet your bed?" or if he is actually trying to blow up the place and the little kids along it.
Far from home spoiler. Sort of.
That illusion that Mysterio makes Spider Man experience that has that Iron Man suit. That was terrifying.
Dude, Marvel Zombies is darker than all of these.
Its just blood and zombie heros
Not darker than ruins
Ruins is freaking dark but otherwise yeah
Yup
@@joaquinfernandez1752
You're both wrong
Good to know that The Wasp tastes like chicken... Apparently
Taste like chicken 😏🍗
Evangeline Lilly is quite delicious. 😋
The title should of have been changed to “5 times Marvel was darker than DC”
DC is like AoT: so much brutal deaths you get used to it.
Marvel: When your sibling sells your PC so you sell their organs on the black market; get nae nae'd
I came here cause I was hoping you would bring up "Ruins"
Yay you did =)
wilfredo hernandez g
The darkest moment was when JEAN GREY (16) WAS A PROSTITUTING ON THE STREET AND GOT CAPPED BY NICK FURY
No "Karen Page getting addicted to heroin and becoming a porn star, then getting tricked into thinking she has AIDS before getting a billy club through the heart from bullseye"?
griffhay1 Eh, probably saving it for a Daredevil video.
griffhay1 The billy club through the heart was seen as a cruel mercy by it's writer, Kevin Smith, because he knew she would go through a parade of never-ending torments before writers realized they didn't need to make her an unlucky women with self-destructive tendencies to make her, and by extension Daredevil, interesting. And given how grim the lives of Daredevil supporting characters got after Frank Millar left the series for good, I could easily see where Kevin Smith was coming from.
Half the comics are darker than infinity war.
Space Whale pun unintended,right?
@@mariaignezverdi4486 oof
Then get flex tape to fix tony stark.
And super glue
And flex seal
Me: Sees the thumbnail
Also me: *even flex tape can't fix that*
Just read Ruins at like 1 in the morning, it definitely depresses you to the point where you don’t want to sleep bc you’re sad. It’s an interesting read if anyone is curious
Isn't that the one set in that universe where anything than can go wrong will go wrong? Or is that a different one?
Angel of Death that’s the one
I read it twice, and I had the same reaction both times. I definitely don't want to read it again.
DC: Marvel may have beaten us in Movie success but we'll always be darker and cooler than them.
Marvel: Hold my Beer.
Marvel: (ULTIMATUM)
and that was 10 years ago in the comic world =))
DC has always been darker.... in the movies alone. In their comic book versions they are alike. Hell, I'd say Marvel has it worse, because heroes turning on each other and betraying each other is such a common occurence in Marvel that it never surprises me now.
Ultimatium was depressing and gruesome but the story was kinda trash
Abdullah f mojil I mean, DC has had comics that were just as dark. Like the one where DC characters get decapitated and forced to be sewn into monsters and/or cyborgs and can’t do anything about it
No did you see Marvel Ruins Comic where everything goes wrong and is extremely dark
#6 - Red Skull throws a baby out of an apartment window... no-one saves it... next panel is a wide shot of the street with a bloody smear on the ground. - in the Ultimates series (sensing a pattern here lol)
It's reported that right before this moment, Marvel told DC to hold it's beer.
More like hold it's baby...
L
It’s not a competition, why is it a competition?
Lee Spidor
Or like Jennifer hart who drugged her six adopted kids and drove off a cliff
@L He didn't rape her. She liked it
@L Deathstroke didn't rape Terra, it was consensual. She thought he loved her.
So....where is the thumbnail? I came for blood man!
xXwolf_playsXx gone, reduced to atoms
"Illuminati... Bunker under Denver Airport"
Illuminati right now starting to think how he found out.
Marvel Zombies.
TheJediOrder66
Mysterio would be prime to use his holo-tech to make that a thing.
The fun of MZ but as an innocent throwaway move to mess with Spider-Man.
That not even dark it just stupid
Or Old Man Logan.
Marvel zombies seemed pretty fucked up to me...
Alexander Grice It gave me nightmares for months
7:23 let's go over that Johnny *BLAZE* set himself on fire and died.
Okay
2:15 "weak old man"
But Thanos oneshots Galactus
5 comics that make infinity war look like sesame street
lol
I don’t think you have a good idea
Lmao 🤣
For the record! Ultimatum is dark but that does not make it good! It is the worst landmark Marvel comic ever made aside from Avengers #200!
Tuvya Maeir The only good thing that came out of Ultimate is Ultinate Spider-Man storyline, both of them.
NS120121 Ultimate Fantastic Four wasn't always great, or always as well told as the original stories, but they were consistently *fun* ! My favorite stories were that sort of trashy trilogy of storyarcs involving the Ultimate Frightful Four (they were the Marvel Zombies Fantastic Four), the Ultimate Fantastic Four's debut issues, and the surprisingly smart reimagining of the Psycho Man as an invading space alien who tries to create utopia by making everyone happy and relatively equal in belongings and wealth.
Thanos tried to protect himself with iron man and it reminded me of the thumbnail
Ramon Ceaser too soon...
yosapol pratyawiwathanadacha sorry, it’s just on scene looked like the thumbnail was about to happen
But luckily, Thor's hammer saved him
Nope, Thanos saw Thor throwing Mjolnir so he used Tony to block it
I’m meant that it looked like it
3:42
Good thing they censored that swear word in the bloody R-Rated murder brawl, I was almost offend there.
When I see these kind of comic storylines it just makes me think they’re written by guys who hate comics and comic readers.
No one can write Thanos well but Jim Starlin.
If you don't write Thanos like Starlin, you're writing about a faulty clone. I stand by that till the end.
And, of course, I get an endgame ad right before the vid starts...
I love how Punisher said to the cops *“Punish Me!”*
PUNISH ME DADDY!!!!
@@toymaster4041 Damnit, I wanted to be the one to reply that...
*Mr Tony, I don't feel so good.*
Richie Sahlin its mr sark i dont feel so good
its not sark ITS STARK
The creator of the channel is NAMED Tony.
*GASPS* dun dun duuuuuunn
Spiderman: Mr Tony I am sorry
Me: (unaffected)
Most others: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
He just killed half the universe. There are a lot of darker ones
Can you please recommend some to me?
Like everyone one's friendly neighborhood super heroes turn into zombies and eat the whole damn universe... Jumps to other universes to eat more and cloning humans so they can continuously eat them... Something like I don't know... "MARVEL ZOMBIES!!?"
Gerald Martinez Sheesh
BijinXOXO There’s also a sequel where spider tried to fix this by getting rid of his urges but that failed because he got stuck in a limbo
@@merc822 gotta love marvel and their trans dimensional genocide runs
Me: Sees thumbnail
*D-E-E-P-I-N-H-A-L-E*
PS: Infinity War comic Is not about the snap.
That's the Infinity Gauntlet.
Plus,Thanos snaps at the beginnings of the comics,not at the end.
How about the Marvel Universe vs. The Avengers storylne. Back when we were obsessed with zombies, Marvel had the bright idea to make the Earth be infected with a cannibal plague. The story end with Thor smashing to guacamole Clint Barton's head using Mjolnir and Hawkeye was the last uninfected Avenger... Yeah Marvel else-worlds style stories are just plain disturbingly dark.
I thought the plauge didn't affect Asgardains
Geribaldi's Games Marvel 1602 wasn't dark in the slightest, and despite it's dark reputation their were issues of Marvel's What-If comics that had happy endings and even *SHOCKED* *GASP* happy premises!
Alec Norton It’s left ambiguous if Thor is actually infected or not. Thor had already abandoned Earth by then, and Hawkeye is left as the last uninfected Avenger as he swears to do right by them. Then Thor comes back to Earth, kills Clint then fucks off right back to Asgard. Punisher is the only uninfected hero or villain left by then, and he begins hunting down those infected.
What about deadpool kills the marvel universe
Or when he kills the Marvel universe, Again.
Or his killlogy
I agree Ain't that the truth, does Howling Commando's also count ?
Killustrated was darker, and in the end Deadpool is erased from existance (in that universe), so NO ONE wins
Although the first series is more darker and brutal, the second one is much sadder as Deadpool is aware of what he's doing and he hates himself for it. It's so sad.
Also he eats the brains of a certain superhero while dressed as a another villain. That's freaking dark as hell
Marvel comic is just like a game with a crazy mod
5:58
I guess you can say he went Doctor Boom.
The thumbnail is dark
Jamila Mcthune
in brightness
Jamila Mcthune OMG I SAID THE SAME THING
5? Just 5? There's 100's of issues far darker
nice profile pic man
Lelouch Yagami its best just name five instead of all of them
like what?
Marvel zombies and Old Man Logan are just 2 easy ones.
*MARVEL ZOMBIES SPOILER ALERT*
I mean yeah Marvel Zombies was pretty dark. Definitely darker than Infinity War. The Thanos one shouldn't be on the list. Thanos may have won but everything ends up being restored. But they end up saving the day in Marvel Zombies at least. It's kind of weird how they go about it. As there seems to be different endings for more than one Universe. But in one Universe an amped Dr. Doom wipes the Zombies out. Then in another an amped Sandman wipes them all out.
Half the marvel universe: * commits die *
Lol
Wearing space age diapers:...
*PAIN*
The fact he didn’t mention Marvel Zomies astounds me
Did we all forget when the lizard ate his own child?
Yum yum
How do you 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender
@@asianjack4226 How do you typo?
I came to see Iron Man get ripped in half and all I got was this lousy video...
Same
I know right
True
yep
Yea
i need this type of content back from you dorkly 😔
1:36 Soo Im gonna pretend that I didnt see Hulk (or not ) being Thanos’ pet
I want a Thanos Singing Quartet
I think that time R2-D2 fell down a flight of stairs was darker than Infinity War. Saying it was depressing is really stretching
The one time I’m glad a thumbnail is clickbait.
Remember in Civil War II when Thanos blew a hole the size of the Hulk’s fist in Rhodey’s chest? Good times
>peter is a cancer ridden stalker
SHOWS BEN GRIMM INSTEAD....
also i dont know where hes inferring that Peter was a stalker, he barely has two (count em) appearances throughout the entirety of Ruins..
That last story actually sounds like it could be a very interesting alternate universe spin-off that moves the genre from action-based drama to full on greek tragedy (with a few fights).
Black panther... in jail.... then the guys behind him had fros. Cmon marvel 🤦🏾♂️😂
Bruh
You know its meant as a parody right?
Sure they had fros - they were supposed to be Bobby Seale & Huey P. Newton. Y'know - founders of the Black Panther Party in the 60s?
(I don't think they ever grew them out *that* much, though)
Antman: never mess with my friends
How bout deadpool kills the marvel universe?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I came here for the thumbnail
And so did you
I came for the thumbnail stayed for the content
So shocking
You Expected more likes
The Punisher yelling "PUNISH ME!!!" could be taken out of context in many different ways
Punish me, Nick Fury-San!!! I want your magic cream, master!!!!
The background music makes it even better
Funnily enough, that “super dead” ultimate Spiderman is actually not dead anymore. He got revived shortly before the most recent ‘Secret Wars’
Fixable100 H Franklin Richards already remade 1610 though.
How to make any comic darker than Infinity War
Turn off the lights when reading it
The Doctor that doesn’t make it dark that just makes me not be able to see shit lol
Lol
The Doctor well how will read it? There’s no lights?
😂
Just to build off of what was said about “Ruins” in the video:
The Avengers tried to help California secede from the United States and were ultimately killed by the Government in a missile strike,
Matt Murdock/Daredevil was killed by chemical burns instead of getting powers from the truck that hit him,
James Howlett/Wolverine is nothing more then a side show attraction at a bar, showing his horribly mangled hands to customers,
Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch sold out the Avengers for immunity,
Clint Barton/Hawkeye was shot in the head,
T,Challa/Black Panther was put in prison along with other members of the Black Panther Organization,
Norrin Radd/Silver Surfer was driven insane after becoming the Silver Surfer and ripped open his chest in a attempt to feel something,
The Kree (a race of aliens that wanted to invade Earth) came across the Surfer’s body as they tried to make their way to earth which messed with their cloaking technology which allowed for the government to notice them and bombard them with nukes, the ones who survived were put in a prison camp where they’re all slowly dying of cancer,
Nick Fury is a self confessed cannibal,
Jean Grey is an underage prostitute who is killed by Nick Fury shortly before he kills himself,
Galactus is dead,
Rick Jones is a morphine addict after being affected by the gamma bomb that Bruce Banner saved him from, he also threatens to beat a woman named Marlo Chandler he is with and is verbally abusive towards her,
Marlo Chandler is a junkie,
Bruce Banner was hit by the Gamma bomb and did become the hulk but he’s nothing more then a giant mass of tumors, he is then captured and held by the government for experiments,
Frank Castle/The Punisher was killed by the mob,
Raven Darkholme/Mystique’s powers go haywire and cause her face to melt off after she stopped taking medicine that was meant to help her control a personality disorder she developed due to her powers,
Eric Lehnsherr/Magneto’s powers malfunction and cause him to pull a plane in on himself which then explodes (while also pulling out the metal of people’s bodies that were in the area)
Charles Xavier/Professor X is insane and keeps several mutants prisoner,
Scott Summers/Cyclops burnt his family alive and has his eyes torched shut to stop his powers,
Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat lost three feet of intestines after trying to escape,
Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler is mute and is eating his own tail,
Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver lost all of his limbs due to his powers,
Donald Blake (Thor’s original civilian identity) is just some crazy cult leader who suffered from a really bad shroom trip in which he claims to have seen the real Thor,
Emma Frost is a cult leader who convinces the parents of children they have psychic powers, legally adopts the children and preforms “surgery” to unlock the “psychic power” but is really just taking their money,
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider is a stunt performer who eventually sets his head on fire and rides off into the desert, screaming until he dies
what would’ve been the Fantastic Four (Reed Richards, Susan and Johnny Storm) (minus Ben Grimm) did go into space and had Victor Von Doom accompany them, they all die, Johnny is burned down to nothing but a set of bones, Susan was turned invisible and no one found her body until they tripped over it, Reed is a stretched out corpse, Victor’s organs were put on the outside of his body which were then hardened,
Peter Parker/Spider-Man irradiated a spider, let it bite him and became deathly ill, eventually he was left alone naked in a cell to roll around in his own waste,
Amara/The Enchantress is a porn star who ends up killing her manger,
The Narrator and POV character of the story (a man named Philip Sheldon) who is trying to figure out “where it all went wrong” (and is the reason we learn about all of this horrid stuff as he was documenting it) not only met Peter Parker at one point but contracted his disease and eventually dies because of it, alone in the street, having accomplished absolutely nothing.
Yeaaaaaaaaah you guys earned a sub!