5 Spider-Man Comics Darker Than Any Batman Story

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @dppool456
    @dppool456 4 года назад +255

    I really miss 80s Spiderman, when dark stories had meaning and purpose, and weren't written purely to shock.

    • @jimathypeterson9051
      @jimathypeterson9051 3 года назад +2

      Ya ikr

    • @GamingAnimator1
      @GamingAnimator1 2 года назад +3

      Like the Mary Jane dying of radioactive sperm one? Lol.

    • @dppool456
      @dppool456 2 года назад +1

      @@The_Son_Wanderers Spider-Man can do both lighthearted and dark, and back in the 80s and early 90s, that was exactly how he was written. My point is a lot of stuff in this video that came later went dark by being as disturbing as possible, rather than because it tells a powerful story. The Death of Jean DeWolf is dark, but it explores vigilantism and the legal system. Kraven's Last Hunt is dark, but it shows Peter's heroism by contrasting it with Kraven. What does the Lizard eating his own son show? What's the purpose of that? Lighthearted or dark, Spider-Man stories need to have heart

    • @dppool456
      @dppool456 2 года назад

      @@The_Son_Wanderers he does have controversial stories. See the video above.

    • @dppool456
      @dppool456 2 года назад

      @@The_Son_Wanderers thanks man! My favorite Spider-Man costume is the black cloth suit :)

  • @sekani9761
    @sekani9761 5 лет назад +1015

    Comments:
    99% the jokes are cringey
    1% Other

  • @sayerslayer1854
    @sayerslayer1854 6 лет назад +1253

    100% of comments are roasting the guy in the video lol

  • @dirtydan4584
    @dirtydan4584 6 лет назад +49

    The awkward silences are literally killing me

  • @oj321
    @oj321 6 лет назад +4470

    Really, not gonna talk about Osborn's illegitimate children from when he raped Gwen Stacey growing up and being trained to kill Peter, because they were told that he killed their mother? Not dark enough for ya?

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 6 лет назад +831

      We don't like to talk about that.

    • @ParadiceLost
      @ParadiceLost 6 лет назад +397

      oh yeah.... that....

    • @wanderin_stud499
      @wanderin_stud499 6 лет назад +443

      OJ Simpson Shhhhh... That never happened.

    • @ernestcanty6795
      @ernestcanty6795 6 лет назад +361

      That's not dark, its just weird..... also a mistake that must never be mentioned

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 6 лет назад +157

      OJ Simpson there’s a point of being too dark, even with that shit with Ben becoming the jackal

  • @NotGoroMajima
    @NotGoroMajima 5 лет назад +253

    Peter: *Reveals his identity to the world*
    Everyone in his rogues gallery: *Goes after him and his loved ones*
    Peter: :O

    • @CFneo98
      @CFneo98 5 лет назад +3

      "pikatcu meme"

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 4 года назад +3

      Peter: >:0

    • @beansya8967
      @beansya8967 3 года назад

      Yeah wtf did he think was going to happen

  • @shamone324dizzatasofthetie9
    @shamone324dizzatasofthetie9 5 лет назад +859

    You know what’s the darkest Spider-Man story
    He’s still haven’t got his pizza in pizza time

  • @LkPST
    @LkPST 6 лет назад +285

    I think the worst part about eating your son would not be digesting him, but then having to shit him out again...

    • @shawndigi
      @shawndigi 6 лет назад +17

      L K 🤔 I mean you have a point there

    • @FOREEAL
      @FOREEAL 6 лет назад +38

      I shouldn’t have laughed at this comment

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 6 лет назад +5

      For Real!?

    • @Skeware
      @Skeware 6 лет назад +22

      And then flushing him into oblivion because he stinks.

    • @dvdp-he9vu
      @dvdp-he9vu 6 лет назад +3

      L K whats gonna happen when he regurgitates the bones and hair????

  • @attackonlui1367
    @attackonlui1367 6 лет назад +79

    He never mocks Kingpin. He actually never speaks during the fight

  • @Deadpool....
    @Deadpool.... 6 лет назад +575

    so thats why in marvel vs capcom 3 if you beat firebrand with spiderman he says “ *You know you sort of look like the guy who ruined my marriage* “

    • @kevinconleysage2659
      @kevinconleysage2659 6 лет назад +51

      Deadpool Firebrand looks like Joe Quesada?

    • @Deadpool....
      @Deadpool.... 6 лет назад +22

      Kevin Conley Sage no like a midget child of miphesto

    • @sonicsaiyan07
      @sonicsaiyan07 6 лет назад +54

      I realized a small plothole with that: How does Spidey know his marriage was ruined if their marriage was COMPLETELY erased and never happened?

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 6 лет назад +94

      sonicsaiyan07
      4th wall breaking humor. The game wasnt exactly canon or subtle.

    • @Artimidorus
      @Artimidorus 6 лет назад +34

      sonicsaiyan07 Yes, part of the deal was only he and MJ remembered.

  • @xavierkazoo1619
    @xavierkazoo1619 6 лет назад +441

    Dear God, 20% of this video is Tony standing around looking at the camera waiting for jokes to land. Stop it Tony.

    • @kennethravanilla1422
      @kennethravanilla1422 6 лет назад +34

      Literally Dorkly explanations would've been good if he:
      1. Doesn't make cringy puns or any lame jokes for pussies
      2.Him being at the front of the camera at all

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 6 лет назад

      hahahahaahah

    • @EJMM209
      @EJMM209 2 года назад

      Imagine if he replies.

  • @gangstergoji2k5isgod
    @gangstergoji2k5isgod 5 лет назад +467

    Bruce: My parents died...
    Peter: That's cute.

    • @FloydRos
      @FloydRos 4 года назад +62

      Uncle ben: can you stop rebooting Spiderman? I'm tired of getting fucking shot!
      Wayne's : that's cute

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 года назад +20

      @@FloydRos the Wayne's: "Can you stop rebooting so we don't want to watch our son becoming a man in a bat suit"

    • @TheWeb-Slinger
      @TheWeb-Slinger 4 года назад +25

      Peter: gonna cry?

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 года назад +3

      @@DiegoDagumSoftware good times, good times

    • @tylerd3020
      @tylerd3020 4 года назад +7

      “Thats cute, i ate mine and then ripped my skin off”.... lol jk, despite that i still think batman is definitely darker

  • @pwfordever
    @pwfordever 5 лет назад +814

    As cringey as he may be, he is still funnier than amy schumer.

    • @squanchygetttin
      @squanchygetttin 5 лет назад +43

      It's not hard to be funnier than someone whose not funny 😂

    • @KaizokuAMVs
      @KaizokuAMVs 5 лет назад +2

      pwfordever your profile picture is mlp fanart

    • @pwfordever
      @pwfordever 5 лет назад +4

      Ghxst Flash Yes, coming from me this is rich. If someone like me thinks something is cringey it probably doesn’t get much worse.

    • @reido_dorito
      @reido_dorito 4 года назад +13

      I've met snails funnier than Amy Schumer

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 3 года назад +5

      Amy schumer is the least funniest person on earth

  • @991yugioh
    @991yugioh 6 лет назад +1693

    I don't know? Nothing can really top Batman accidentally getting a kid killed by a trash compactor.
    Edit: Nvm. Eating your own son is much worse.

    • @ghostrider3391
      @ghostrider3391 6 лет назад +218

      And then realizing it it still in your stomach is even more worse

    • @awesome395
      @awesome395 6 лет назад +69

      991yugioh black mask made made cat woman sister eat her husband's without realising until he told her

    • @vander2891
      @vander2891 6 лет назад +40

      Still thinking about the killing joke :*

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 6 лет назад +60

      991yugioh at least with that whole accidentally getting the kid killed thing, it was outright an accident, what the lizard did was entirely on purpose.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 6 лет назад +6

      991yugioh dark Knight metal has Batman who luagh a mix of batman and joker and I say it pretty much at same level of fucked up
      He makes superman (of his universe) kill his wife and fights his son to death with his friends dead bodys around him also did I say his eyes are removed
      So yeah it a tie

  • @kaplan909
    @kaplan909 5 лет назад +271

    99% saying he is not funny
    1% wants to know the names of the god damn comics

    • @ItsUrBoi
      @ItsUrBoi 5 лет назад +17

      Captain Shmarvel
      Kravens Last Hunt
      Ends Of The Earth
      Back In Black
      Dead No More/Clone Conspiracy
      I’m not too sure about that last one, however.

    • @thatoneguy8053
      @thatoneguy8053 5 лет назад +1

      @@ItsUrBoi Wasn't the one whee Aunt May gets shot One more day ?

    • @ItsUrBoi
      @ItsUrBoi 5 лет назад +3

      Der Typ da drüben yes, May was shot during One More Day (But we don’t talk about that).

    • @FGCGroup1
      @FGCGroup1 3 года назад

      Whats wrong with one more day?

  • @raging100
    @raging100 6 лет назад +3148

    And again...too many silence moments. Its not fun when you push it

    • @JesusChrist-ch2dk
      @JesusChrist-ch2dk 6 лет назад +5

      Raging 😤

    • @Blue-qu1nf
      @Blue-qu1nf 6 лет назад +49

      He's called Dorkly, he's supposed to be awkward...
      right?

    • @tw4898
      @tw4898 6 лет назад +59

      This! The jokes drag on so long.

    • @acelinchao6418
      @acelinchao6418 6 лет назад +22

      it's super cringy

    • @mustafamuhaimin569
      @mustafamuhaimin569 6 лет назад +3

      you're right, it would have been fine, maybe even funny, if there were some edits in post to fill those gaps
      but left intact its just awkward and unfunny

  • @bsully98
    @bsully98 6 лет назад +627

    A video showcasing the most terrible dark, horrible and disturbing moments of spiderman......
    all while having a hipster making awful puns and jokes to jolly piano cartoon music in the background.

    • @jakubpuhlmann2
      @jakubpuhlmann2 6 лет назад +12

      Bruh, he just cringe af

    • @RIISK04
      @RIISK04 5 лет назад +6

      @@jakubpuhlmann2 this is coming from some kid who has a MaximilianMus profile pic. lol!

    • @erniegangmember4445
      @erniegangmember4445 5 лет назад +1

      RiiSKk agreed

    • @francisparker3557
      @francisparker3557 3 года назад +1

      Hey don’t disrespect him.

  • @jonwryy
    @jonwryy 5 лет назад +42

    I have Kraven’s last Hunt. My mom bought it without neither of us knowing what was coming. I finished it at school and hid it in my backpack when I saw the suicide so the teachers wouldn’t decapitate me in public.

  • @sovashchetty4838
    @sovashchetty4838 6 лет назад +1464

    There were many awkward silence moments throughout this video. Great video though, thanks for dredging up memories of the clone saga I had long ago repressed away in my brain.

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 6 лет назад +3

      Renato Henrique "I...naked?"

    • @masterj2cool2000
      @masterj2cool2000 6 лет назад

      I couldn’t read all the clone stories but glad I know now? Maybe

    • @ricemenarq6230
      @ricemenarq6230 6 лет назад +43

      50 long, deliberately awkward pauses. What is this? 2008?

    • @balibee91
      @balibee91 6 лет назад +23

      Gotta make that video long enough for ads

    • @BadBlub
      @BadBlub 6 лет назад +1

      Bálint Polgár true

  • @bootygoblin784
    @bootygoblin784 6 лет назад +2368

    Oh....we're still doing the old.....outdated.....overly done cringy pause comedy......!?!?

    • @christiantaylor1495
      @christiantaylor1495 6 лет назад +231

      HoneyWinePapi It doesn't make me laugh either. I like the rest of the video but the comedy just wastes time and adds nothing.

    • @rerditirerthz5568
      @rerditirerthz5568 6 лет назад +109

      he needs that 10mim video
      so that's why

    • @tendeddude6072
      @tendeddude6072 6 лет назад +8

      I know right

    • @TheEnigmaticBM39
      @TheEnigmaticBM39 6 лет назад +17

      It's funny in the MCU am i right?

    • @ElleRoni
      @ElleRoni 6 лет назад +6

      My thoughts exactly.

  • @tobskittunes.7703
    @tobskittunes.7703 5 лет назад +67

    Ben: I have been killed and brought back to life again and again and again it's horrible
    Deadpool: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

    • @willfaaumu613
      @willfaaumu613 4 года назад +1

      tobskit tunes. He Doesn’t die though.

  • @jonathanbetenbender307
    @jonathanbetenbender307 6 лет назад +774

    The dead jokes and long pauses take a great video... It's like instead of just having an ice cream cone you're having an ice cream cone while stepping in shit.

  • @Mndfnoah
    @Mndfnoah 6 лет назад +876

    Holy shit. His cringey jokes made this vid unbearable.

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 6 лет назад +11

      that's why I never watched it before..it's only because I cant sleep is why I gave it a go..the pauses made it seem as if the video was buffering

    • @aManWhoWantsEverything
      @aManWhoWantsEverything 6 лет назад +3

      Exactly

    • @francisparker3557
      @francisparker3557 3 года назад +1

      @@kennethnwebb thats messed up man. He’s trying to make us laugh. It’s working for me.

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 года назад +2

      @@francisparker3557 tell that to 3 years ago me...now I'm ah Dorkly fan

    • @takeoutant9839
      @takeoutant9839 2 года назад

      Wait, those were jokes?

  • @tjspidey1351
    @tjspidey1351 3 года назад +5

    Batman: I'm the darkest hero ever.
    Spider-Man: 2:20

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 6 лет назад +93

    Spider-Head
    "Don't Deal With The Devil"

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 6 лет назад +9

      Well Parker and his bro Morales, they liked to roll the dice....

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 6 лет назад +1

      Sharil Shahed I could continue unpon that but cant. Good one

    • @PusPenguino
      @PusPenguino 6 лет назад +1

      By chance they played the devils game and gosh they payed the price... paaay theee priiice, and now there giving there baby’s live and MJs in dread, and finaly Spiderman doesn’t succeed, and he tears off many people’s heads!

  • @Gothead420
    @Gothead420 6 лет назад +870

    Spiderman made me learn all about cloning, at the age of 10.
    Now im an environmental scientist.

  • @NaitsirhcCheck
    @NaitsirhcCheck 6 лет назад +20

    "Embarrassingly goofy guy." Let that sink in..

  • @Carstuff111
    @Carstuff111 6 лет назад +45

    See, Spider-Man is one of my favorite characters, and when Marvel stops protecting him and lets him out of the normal comfort zone, it is such a stark contrast to his normal persona. This is why, I so badly want to see his darker stories brought to life on the big screen, or even in a well done Netflix show, something to show us the darker side of Peter Parker and alternative Spider-Man characters. Do them as R-rated, and not hold back. Kid friendly is all well and good, but us adults want to see the darker stories brought to life, and done so with great attention to detail with story, even if the stories are slight retellings.

  • @boyfromzambia
    @boyfromzambia 6 лет назад +198

    Everyone comes back to live but what about Stacy's mom? She's got it going on, I hear.

  • @mrbot9744
    @mrbot9744 5 лет назад +84

    “when peepee puts on the black suit, he does some pretty bad things”

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 года назад +3

      I may be female, but I have no trouble imagining a pp does bad things when it turns black.

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 4 года назад

      No

  • @JacksonDuncanDesigns
    @JacksonDuncanDesigns 6 лет назад +225

    Love the list, absolutely hate the forced ‘humor’

  • @captassassin5680
    @captassassin5680 6 лет назад +544

    Great list, the narration of the stories was awesome, but the jokes were fucking terrible. And not just for this list but for the other “5 Darker comics” list. Seriously the joke writers should be charged with war crimes.

    • @LtSquash
      @LtSquash 6 лет назад

      I dont know what you're talking about

  • @MichaelSmith-rn2vk
    @MichaelSmith-rn2vk 6 лет назад +845

    OKAY RUclips I WATCHED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?!

  • @Rhino-n-Chips
    @Rhino-n-Chips 6 лет назад +284

    Just a reminder that the law in Civil War was for superhumans to reveal their identity to the government, not the public. Peter got his friends and family killed because he believed strongly in something he didn't read past the headline. He's the superhero version of everyone's crazy aunt on Facebook.

    • @Hillthugsta
      @Hillthugsta 6 лет назад +68

      Rhino 'n Chips wait a minute. Peter wasnt hip to the idea to go public with his ID in the first place. It was Tony Stark's idea. When he still refused, Stark threatened to kick Peter, his wife and Aunt out of Avenger Tower. It wasnt until some heavy convincing on May's part he caved and went public.

    • @joshgulisano1863
      @joshgulisano1863 6 лет назад +48

      That was one of the biggest problems with the comic book Civil War storyline. No writer knew exactly what the superhuman registration act actually was, or at least established a consistent concept of it. Many stories and situations contradict each other because of that very reason.

    • @steve1279
      @steve1279 6 лет назад

      I remember that story some hitman tried to assasinate aunt may but she barely survived it.

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 6 лет назад +11

      And Marvel didn't care either. Everyone time someone, even those working at Marvel, asked for specifics about it they got some bullshit about how the law was really long and complex.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 6 лет назад

      It was going to end with concentration camps either way since the Marvel universe is a cesspool.

  • @frankponti
    @frankponti 6 лет назад +331

    Dude, the list was pretty good. You were cringy AF though.

    • @brynnemberton9453
      @brynnemberton9453 4 года назад +1

      I disagree I feel like you probably have a stick up your ass

    • @turoreal
      @turoreal 3 года назад

      @@brynnemberton9453 wow, cringy people must protect each other haha

  • @BeastOrGod
    @BeastOrGod 6 лет назад +299

    "Darker than Batman"
    You do realize that in the new comics, Batman killed his entire bat family, turns children into mini jokers, poisons Superman and made him kill Lois Lane and proceeds to kill everyone on earth, then moves on to other Universes where he joined other Dark Knights that also massacred their own worlds to wreak havoc in the multiverse?

    • @memeoftheweek9551
      @memeoftheweek9551 4 года назад +45

      @Hello World actually it's one of the most popular comics of all time, it's called batman metal,(some thing like that) basically universes where batman turn evil. The one he mentioned is called the batman who laughs, the first and most popular one there is, while there is a evil green lantern batman, a batman who kills with guns, a batman who is now doomsday etc. You should read it, it's such a popular comic

    • @memeoftheweek9551
      @memeoftheweek9551 4 года назад +3

      @Hello World I dont remember very well but I'm pretty sure you're talking about flashpoint,

    • @memeoftheweek9551
      @memeoftheweek9551 4 года назад

      @Hello World I'm movies and TV shows, yeah definitely but comic wise both are doing just fine

    • @thewizardbusiness6788
      @thewizardbusiness6788 4 года назад +5

      Oh yeah, the Batman who laughs

    • @DeepFriedP1ckles
      @DeepFriedP1ckles 4 года назад +1

      Ghostly also joker cut his own face off and used it as a mask

  • @tinyticktack4442
    @tinyticktack4442 6 лет назад +388

    Added to my cringe compilation

    • @Welmosca
      @Welmosca 6 лет назад +1

      LMAO this was funny as hell.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 6 лет назад +129

    The long silent pauses were *very* annoying. Becides that it was a good video

    • @aPIMPnameMOS3S
      @aPIMPnameMOS3S 6 лет назад

      Tenchigo not good enough to sub but yeah. Too much cringe for that.

    • @kevinarriaga2853
      @kevinarriaga2853 6 лет назад +3

      Word too cringy YIKES

  • @willy565
    @willy565 5 лет назад +13

    The Kraven, 4 part series back in the late 80's-early 90's was epic.

  • @AbbasKhan9364
    @AbbasKhan9364 6 лет назад +12

    Kraven's Last Hunt still stands as the best Graphic Novel/Story-Arc I've ever read. The feeling of dread, anxiety, the display of compulsion, seeing how disgustingly far one would go to to "earn" something (in this case, taking down Spider-Man) it's such a brilliant arc. Life in the Mad Dog Ward was pretty good too, also loved Superior (weird concept, but loved how it was done)

  • @aegisinferno7200
    @aegisinferno7200 6 лет назад +47

    Sacrifices his life, MJ's love and their future child... to resurrect May... an Old women who might not have lived long enough to see said future child...
    Seriously... that's Canon? I mean, i love may, everyone does, but lets be realistic here...

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 лет назад +8

      Ya that was messed up.
      Almost as messed up as finding out Gwen slept with Norman Osborn before her tragic death

  • @unknownkid8340
    @unknownkid8340 5 лет назад +30

    7:18
    Me and the boys

  • @INKY_627
    @INKY_627 6 лет назад +111

    I GOT THAT SANDMAN JOKE.

    • @prakharmishra5187
      @prakharmishra5187 6 лет назад +6

      DEADPOOL VS DEATH STROKE SPIDER-MAN In the words of Cap himself, "I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE"

  • @PendragonDaGreat
    @PendragonDaGreat 6 лет назад +45

    Too many pauses that went on for a second or two (or more) too long.

    • @Slendatroll
      @Slendatroll 6 лет назад +4

      gotta make this video over 10 mins long so the cash flows

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 4 года назад +3

    Connors: no! You can't just eat my son!
    Lizard: ha ha! Kiddo goes CHOMP!

    • @yungsharkgod4055
      @yungsharkgod4055 3 года назад +1

      This comment deserves way more likes

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 3 года назад

      @@yungsharkgod4055 I honestly forgot I posted this lmao 😂

  • @Poppi_QT
    @Poppi_QT 6 лет назад +55

    Not as dark as emo Parker in Spider-Man 3. Scary...

    • @glorialiedtke8931
      @glorialiedtke8931 6 лет назад +12

      I'm still traumatised by the dance scene. No other movie scene has ever shown me how messed up a character can be without any violence shown (besides the violation of young impressionable mind ).

    • @Cyclamenz
      @Cyclamenz 6 лет назад +3

      I actually found it funny. Venom made Peter think he was cool. That's how Peter thought cool people acted, so that's how he was.

    • @Jsmoove8k
      @Jsmoove8k 6 лет назад +1

      Melting Feathers same .. it's a nudge to how the symbiote makes the host a complete asshole like Venom who has great power with NO responsibility so

  • @KittyCat-sc2ye
    @KittyCat-sc2ye 6 лет назад +9

    The green “EVERYTHING” ????
    Me: “5 seconds later” OH! 🤣 I get it

  • @HanginWitLucid
    @HanginWitLucid 5 лет назад +6

    I remember number 3, my favorite. He destroyed Fisk, threatened him, threatened every prisoner watching and then swung out

  • @fricc3824
    @fricc3824 6 лет назад +116

    Sooooooo..........you talked about gwen stacy coming back to life...and you said Stacy's dad but..... *STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON*

  • @TheFonfur
    @TheFonfur 6 лет назад +11

    Squirrel Girl: "she talks to Squirrels..." and defeats Thanos.

  • @joshuaperales3408
    @joshuaperales3408 5 лет назад +13

    Batman: "cute stories kid"

    • @jayashreems18
      @jayashreems18 4 года назад +3

      Spider-Man> batman

    • @prometheusx1225
      @prometheusx1225 3 года назад

      @@jayashreems18 Yeah no. Batman shits on Spiderman. DC shits on marvel. There's a reason why DC is so much more popular

    • @jayashreems18
      @jayashreems18 3 года назад

      @@prometheusx1225 lol imagine thinking that

    • @prometheusx1225
      @prometheusx1225 3 года назад

      @@jayashreems18 Batman shits on Spidey. DC shits on marvel. Imagine thinking DC isn't destroying marvel rn

    • @jayashreems18
      @jayashreems18 3 года назад

      @@prometheusx1225 other way around
      Spidey>>batman. DC is mediocre at best

  • @ViroVeteruscy
    @ViroVeteruscy 6 лет назад +674

    Work on the jokes, almost all of them are long pause jokes >_

    • @matthewlee4834
      @matthewlee4834 6 лет назад +7

      Viro Veteruscy ikr

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 6 лет назад +4

      Viro Veteruscy true. But he can deliver well so if he can change up the actual joke that'll do him justice

    • @DittaDemon
      @DittaDemon 6 лет назад +24

      He does not deliver any of his "jokes" well?

    • @777superlightwater
      @777superlightwater 5 лет назад +1

      Viro Veteruscy 666th like

  • @superior2096
    @superior2096 6 лет назад +700

    Actually Venom never touched Mary Jane he only scared the s*** out of her.

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 6 лет назад +5

      Too Superior 2.0
      You meant in the movie...

    • @meflea3675
      @meflea3675 6 лет назад +31

      Gee what a nice guy. 😊

    • @superior2096
      @superior2096 6 лет назад +39

      Eric Lerma no he didn't touch her in the comics either.
      You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

    • @queenxenomorphthequeenalie4697
      @queenxenomorphthequeenalie4697 6 лет назад +3

      Too Superior 2.0 Venom Symbiote bonded with MJ in the comics so togather they can love Peter

    • @Alien_173
      @Alien_173 6 лет назад +3

      How about I hire carnage to scare people

  • @yummyherbicide7296
    @yummyherbicide7296 6 лет назад +13

    RIP Stan Lee Excelsior

  • @SlumericanXX
    @SlumericanXX 6 лет назад +85

    I can't stand his "I'm trying to be awkward" sense of humor, waaaayyyyy over done

    • @Phendoxia
      @Phendoxia 6 лет назад +4

      Thats what happens when you don't bully the nerd in highschool

  • @YoucanbeAheroo
    @YoucanbeAheroo 6 лет назад +19

    If this guy was on stage for comedy, I would yell “GET OFF THE STAGE”

    • @purla2
      @purla2 3 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA comedy

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 3 года назад

      Wouldn't we all...

  • @brahimazzouzyounes3477
    @brahimazzouzyounes3477 4 года назад +19

    WHY DIDNT YOU TELL THE COMIC OF MARVEL ZOMBIE WHEN HE EATS MJ AND HIS AUNT

    • @juliensmith8535
      @juliensmith8535 4 года назад

      It a whole nother video where they talk about it

  • @shahidakhuhro3490
    @shahidakhuhro3490 6 лет назад +4

    Batman the man who laughs makes this look like child's play. Please let's try a little harder , ok?

  • @djvincent2138
    @djvincent2138 6 лет назад +296

    These dont seem darker than
    "The Batman Who Laughs"

    • @RoVirus
      @RoVirus 6 лет назад +63

      DJVINCENT213 most of the Metal tie-ins were purposely made Darker and they are amazing because of it. Personally I loved the last fight between regular batman and him.

    • @aristobazidis1855
      @aristobazidis1855 6 лет назад

      Roger

    • @Twofix
      @Twofix 6 лет назад +5

      That's not main Bruce Wayne though.

    • @redwolf19k45
      @redwolf19k45 6 лет назад +46

      DJVINCENT213 Bruh batman who laughs felt like something straight out of a horror movie. That part where he made superman and Jon eat lois was just so utterly terrifying

    • @shauryasingh9725
      @shauryasingh9725 6 лет назад +4

      Eh these actually do seem darker than Batman who laughs.

  • @filmlord9563
    @filmlord9563 5 лет назад +6

    The bad comedy makes me feel like I'm in 2003.

  • @LynseyMoon
    @LynseyMoon 6 лет назад +14

    so many jokes that refuse to land

  • @KillerTacos54
    @KillerTacos54 6 лет назад +78

    Yea boy! Spider-Man's my favourite superhero as well. The Back in Black story really did demonstrate just how powerful Spider-Man is when he's not holding back. One of the few times where, even though he is still holding back A LOT, it's less than usual

  • @lunathegalaxypanda6696
    @lunathegalaxypanda6696 5 лет назад

    These jokes were so bad. They were funny. I fricking love your channel :3

  • @martinbruno764
    @martinbruno764 6 лет назад +1301

    Cringe

    • @cornball2448
      @cornball2448 6 лет назад

      Grunge

    • @Cratty_
      @Cratty_ 6 лет назад

      Grinch

    • @spook3112
      @spook3112 6 лет назад +14

      Literally this guy ruins the video

    • @jarod_baron
      @jarod_baron 6 лет назад +7

      Definitely could’ve done without all the “hahahahha get it..? Hahahhahha... ya you get it... hahhahhaa...” it’s not 2008 bud 🙃

    • @nickblinko5677
      @nickblinko5677 6 лет назад +3

      @@jarod_baron saying something is 2008 is *so* 2000-late.

  • @smashmoua
    @smashmoua 6 лет назад +603

    Your long silence awkardness is too cringey

    • @egg5649
      @egg5649 5 лет назад +5

      That's his comedy

    • @ssgoten8
      @ssgoten8 5 лет назад +9

      @@egg5649 It's not really comedy then

  • @LeBeni12
    @LeBeni12 6 лет назад

    When I came to the comments I didn’t not expect to see all of these..
    Great video and I really love the host!

  • @funnyblog100
    @funnyblog100 6 лет назад +32

    I would consider spider man maximum carnage the darkest spider man comic I read. Carnage kills the asylum staff gets a team of super powered villains together and actually wins. Sure Spider-Man, venom, cloak, dagger, and black cat manage to stop him but he has already leveled the city and killed thousands of innocent people.

    • @NurAlmuhtadi
      @NurAlmuhtadi 6 лет назад +5

      funnyblog100 You mean Maximum Carnage?

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 6 лет назад +4

      funnyblog100 and that is yet another reason Carnage is my FAVORITE Spider Man villain

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 6 лет назад +1

      Yes thank you editing it.

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 6 лет назад +1

      Wait it was so bad that even Venom teamed up with Spider-man?
      We need more Carnage damn it. If Spider-man 3 had Venom and Carnage it would be a Legendary film

    • @polverine7491
      @polverine7491 6 лет назад

      funnyblog100 the Death of Jean Dewolff and Kraven's Last Hunt are super dark too 👍

  • @Shura480
    @Shura480 6 лет назад +93

    Too many long pauses

  • @bobdmz6437
    @bobdmz6437 Год назад +1

    Back in Black is literally one of my favorite comics of all time.

  • @2ndai385
    @2ndai385 6 лет назад +86

    Why does everyone have to have an akward persona to market but it feels forced rather than actually imperfectly endearing

  • @MatheusLB2009
    @MatheusLB2009 6 лет назад +185

    Drink water every time he tells a bad joke

  • @merwilliamson4918
    @merwilliamson4918 5 лет назад +2

    Finally!!! Another Web head, he's my fave too. Dude is just awkward and super cool at the same time

  • @ClarenceDass
    @ClarenceDass 6 лет назад +15

    Kraven's last hunt is one of my all time fave comic stories.
    It was the first comic story that I read as a kid that just really shocked me. This was before I was hip to things like Watchmen or Killing Joke.
    And you're right. it is because before that Spidy was just the fun dude. The Clone saga though, that broke me as a Spiderman. I was 13 back in 1995 when it came out and I remember being totally bummed out by the ending. Kain was a cool villain though.

  • @0000Mojo0000
    @0000Mojo0000 6 лет назад +20

    I guess Marvel Zombies bits were too low hanging fruit. It may have been cheery, but Spidey was the only one among all the zombiefied heroes to constantly admit how wrong it is what they're doing. Plus I remember MZ spidey being mentioned in another dorkly bit.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 6 лет назад

      Mojo
      Spidey was also the reason the zombies were stopped from spreading to other universes. He literally saved everything from death.
      Ironically, again by capturing and using Sandman. Spidey really doesnt give Marco a break lol

    • @icouldntcomeupwithanorigin2688
      @icouldntcomeupwithanorigin2688 6 лет назад +1

      In analysis, the Marvel Zombie universes are a cosmic horror. Forced to eat each other in an endless loop for someone else's (the reader's) entertainment

  • @JudoJohnny
    @JudoJohnny 2 года назад

    This dude said "beating up a young kid" like Spider-Man was helpless.

  • @arian0091
    @arian0091 6 лет назад +51

    weeelll the music isnt quite fitting haha

  • @deneb8354
    @deneb8354 6 лет назад +18

    its not kraven,
    its kraaaaaaaaaven

  • @LEGOEGGOE
    @LEGOEGGOE 3 года назад +1

    Spiderman is cool and a little intimidating most of the time but when he comes after you and dosent talk or joke at all it can be EXTREMELY scary and frightening.

  • @v0tumst3ll4rum
    @v0tumst3ll4rum 6 лет назад +5

    There’s another red superhero that makes jokes, _DEADPOOL_

  • @victoriusnovah1317
    @victoriusnovah1317 6 лет назад +5

    Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
    Does whatever a maniac can!
    Spins a web, any size,
    Catches thieves (and murders them) just like flies!
    Look Out!
    Here comes the Spider-Man.

  • @TheFlawedPlan
    @TheFlawedPlan 6 лет назад +729

    Could've cut AT LEAST 2 minutes off this video if you'd excluded the cringey attempts at jokes.

    • @mmmmm4932
      @mmmmm4932 6 лет назад

      ayyyyy

    • @onespicysauce6599
      @onespicysauce6599 5 лет назад +19

      Then it wouldn’t hit the 10 mins for ad revenue

    • @towon
      @towon 5 лет назад +6

      @@onespicysauce6599 it would; it's 12 minutes long.

    • @yoda5436
      @yoda5436 5 лет назад +9

      hey dude it’s comedy series they have to at least try to make jokes and if you look at the like to dislike ratio it works for most people.

    • @geez2926
      @geez2926 5 лет назад +1

      He has dirk in his name

  • @finaljoses
    @finaljoses 6 лет назад +130

    You're trying too hard.

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 6 лет назад +32

    Spider man is awesome.

    • @theshadow5352
      @theshadow5352 6 лет назад +1

      Gerardo Reyes zbut batman is better

  • @screenre3der349
    @screenre3der349 4 года назад +3

    You can tell he was about to scream at the end

  • @RollOpeo1
    @RollOpeo1 6 лет назад +30

    I wish you were funny

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +7

      Same!

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 6 лет назад

      -Same-
      They are in other vids though

  • @FallenHalfWingedWolf
    @FallenHalfWingedWolf 4 года назад +2

    Jesus I really need to get back into comics. I never knew Peter was so dark

  • @matthewf.3491
    @matthewf.3491 6 лет назад +197

    NONE of your jokes land for me, all they do is just lengthen the video. Interesting video though I guess

  • @zache197
    @zache197 6 лет назад +21

    I know a couple Batman stories that are a lot darker

  • @pedromendoza7371
    @pedromendoza7371 6 лет назад +70

    Video was great, jokes were pretty bad my man.

    • @blue-eyeswhitekirbo2543
      @blue-eyeswhitekirbo2543 5 лет назад +3

      The joke is that they’re purposely bad from what I can tell.

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 5 лет назад +1

      @@blue-eyeswhitekirbo2543 Nah. They suck

  • @FanboyBryan
    @FanboyBryan 6 лет назад +25

    I love Multiplicity

  • @orlando780
    @orlando780 6 лет назад +7

    I always thought of Spider-Man as the family friendly version of Deadpool and Deadpool as the r rated villain version of Spider-Man.

  • @wallyianmasso4157
    @wallyianmasso4157 5 лет назад +5

    I never knew Rhino, Electro, and Hobby died

  • @Andrei-ck7lv
    @Andrei-ck7lv 6 лет назад +522

    If you could cut out the cringy "comedy" moments and just stick to the story telling, this would have been actually enjoying to watch.

  • @poiuytrewq11422
    @poiuytrewq11422 6 лет назад +44

    I never got why he would give up so much for Aunt May. She's like 70 years old, it was going to be her time soon anyways.

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 6 лет назад +19

      It was cos they wanted to make Peter single again. That's it. That's the whole reason.

    • @LyGon-pw5mt
      @LyGon-pw5mt 6 лет назад +8

      They love fucking with Peter's life... Like dude, the guy already suffered enough, lay off with the painful moments okay?

    • @clonetrooper9015
      @clonetrooper9015 6 лет назад +2

      NS120121 but it’s dumb 70 year old tia who will die soon any way of wife an unborn child

    • @LyGon-pw5mt
      @LyGon-pw5mt 6 лет назад

      Andy Deleon
      1) I can't read what you are saying so I most likely will misinterpret what you mean.
      2) What I mean is that the writers love beating Peter up and keep on making Peter's life shittier by making things like this, so I want Peter to have more happy moments and actually grow beyond where he started.

    • @clonetrooper9015
      @clonetrooper9015 6 лет назад

      NS120121 I meant to type like why would you save some you has like 15 years max or your unborn baby and especially if it comes from the devil

  • @bbrraonodkon58
    @bbrraonodkon58 6 лет назад +3

    None of these pale in comparison to the level of darkness that is, "Dark Nights Metal: The Batman Who Laughs"

  • @averageperson2156
    @averageperson2156 6 лет назад +108

    What about that time when the goblin got gwen pregnant when Peter and her we're dating

    • @CycloneRacer
      @CycloneRacer 6 лет назад +7

      That needs to be retconned!

    • @Renogade
      @Renogade 6 лет назад +1

      Wtf

    • @brooklynbridge5883
      @brooklynbridge5883 6 лет назад +1

      L O L.

    • @finedandy9514
      @finedandy9514 6 лет назад +3

      Average Person wtf. Gwen stacy, Mary Jane, and probably bw all got terrible stories in spiderman.-.

    • @mrawesome669
      @mrawesome669 6 лет назад

      Soyboys celebrating in the streets!

  • @Actuallyfactually
    @Actuallyfactually 6 лет назад +6

    I feel like the darkest batman story’s are death in the family and death of the family

  • @ralgore
    @ralgore 5 лет назад +5

    Happy now RUclips ? I watched the damn video.
    Now...GET OFF MY RECOMMENDED !!

  • @Dammitimmad
    @Dammitimmad 6 лет назад +25

    The host was trying _W A Y_ too hard to be funny and all the odd silence was just a waste of time in my opinion just to get a couple extra minutes in the video

  • @drksideofthewal
    @drksideofthewal 6 лет назад +65

    Well, there's the Spider Man story where Black Cat was raped, and a villain was sexually abused by his own brother from childhood. Surprised that wasn't on the list.

    • @ArkhamKnight-zn8dt
      @ArkhamKnight-zn8dt 6 лет назад +2

      drksideofthewal what's it called? Research purposes...

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 6 лет назад +2

      The Evil That Men Do. The last issue got delayed for a LONG time due to the book being slammed as being too controversial. Many for a long time thought it had been canceled.

    • @icouldntcomeupwithanorigin2688
      @icouldntcomeupwithanorigin2688 6 лет назад +9

      There's also the Chameleon killing himself because he confessed his love to Peter and he was so shocked that he just laughed at him. Obviously not as dark as The Lizard eating his son but still WTF-ish for the realistic possibility of someone doing that

    • @clonetrooper9015
      @clonetrooper9015 6 лет назад +1

      It’s like when batgirl was sexual assaulted maybe raped by the joker and paralyzed and photos were show to her father him Gordon

    • @neonthehedgehog8530
      @neonthehedgehog8530 6 лет назад

      wait hold on now bro pleas send me a link too that story i wanna read it because it cant be real