Trump’s Crimes Keep Adding Up, Giuliani Can’t Actually Prove Election Fraud & Disaster for DeSantis
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- Опубликовано: 12 апр 2023
- The Bulls pulled off a crazy come from behind win over the Raptors thanks to Demar Derozan’s daughter, Donald Trump was in court in New York City and lashed out at Attorney General Letitia James on Truth Social, he was reportedly showing off a classified map to people who did not have security clearance, he filed a lawsuit against his former lawyer Michael Cohen for $500 million for breaching the terms of his NDA, he’s publishing a book of private notes that people have written to him over the years, Ron DeSantis is trailing behind Trump in recent polls, Jury selection has begun in the case of Dominion Voting systems vs Fox News, the White House wants to put measures in place to test ChatGPT bots before they are released, a Senator named Mike Moon made a doozy of an argument while defending a bill that would block transgender kids from getting healthcare, we take to Hollywood Blvd and ask men walking by questions about what they know about the female body.
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"You know how many kids are married at age 12? I do, and they're still married." OK groomer. The fact that he can't see how disgusting those words are speaks volumes about the GQP's values.
I'm not bothering to watch because Jimmy hasn't been funny since 2002, but you do realize the Democrats keep pushing sexual themes towards prepubescent children, yeah? You don't see a problem with that? Speaks volumes !
Really, this sums it up. Make America Great Again means the late 1600's. C'Mon Baby, let's rock! (Plymouth Rock)
GOP= Getting Ourselves Prosecuted
They probably can't get divorced without parental permission.
NEED TO PLASTER HIS NAME ALL OVER THE WEB!!! I don't wanna forget his name. Sadly I already have. About to rewind and listen again.
Hey Schmuck... 'New York hates YOU!' .....Spot On!
That guy with the tampon was too funny 🤣🤣. Gotta give him credit, he was really trying his best!!
When he started wringing it.. I choked laughing..😂🤣😂
They should ask those same question of the male lawmakers, enacting those draconian laws!!
Tell us, what laws is draconian and how exactly? We will wait.
Taking the 5th 450 times in 4 hours is almost 2 times per minute. 😂
"Only criminals plead the 5th"...
Donald J trump
donOld the steaming pile of trump
@@t.n.-js6ei He really doesn't drink. But the 15 diets cokes every day are destroying his brain cells. With barely 2 brain cells to rub together he really can't afford any more losses.
*The centerfold! NOOOOOO! I can't "unsee" that now!*
That guy should be doing commercials for tampons. He needs to be a spokesman. He’s hilarious.
That girl doing the interviews did so well not to laugh out loud. 😂She almost did so many times at that guy with the tampon.😂😂😂
i kind of loved his cluelessness, because in a way he was trying to make sense of it. also, as a lifelong fan, i can`t hate on him because of the Depeche Mode tee :))
Ringing it out with, uh, gloves? ROFL!
I think that guy was a "plant" or a troll.
C'mon......wringing out a tampon?? And then being clueless with that party favor??......Shaddap!!!!
@@alexedi That tee was the first thing I noticed!
He was feckin' hilarious!
"Daddy, can I have a hug this year? Eric" had me in stitches.
The "What Do You Know About a Woman's Body" was THE BEST! I laughed until I cried! Can Jimmy PLEASE ask Repube politicians those same questions. I don't think MGT would be able to answer those questions! And PLEASE ask Repube (male) politicians what is PCOS? What is PMDD? And what is endometriosis? They for SURE don't know what those things are or how they are treated.
Also episiotomy, prolapse, mastitis...
The Doctor Judge in Texas should be adked those questions.
As a man, I am definitely not the most educated on all the ins and more ins of reproductive organs... Yet I died a little bit on the inside when that one man guessed the woman ovulates 100 eggs. Dear God, a couple weeks later would lead to the worst period ever. Now if you will excuse me, I should read a book to avoid being in that man's situation.
Dems can't define what a woman is. Supposedly anybody can be a woman.
The cat toy question was amazing. "We would not put that inside our vaginas!"
OMG! 🤣 😂. When they handed that dude a party popper and acted like it was another type of tampon I almost died laughing. 🤣 😂 😆
I'd like to see all these male politicians trying to control women's rights do that skit about how well do you know a woman's body
Sick of "pro-life" christian-fascist-men taking away our human rights, while at the same time, advocating for more guns. THE BIGGEST HYPOCRISY EVER!!!!!
i agree ☝️
The part about the cat toy is hilarious!
I was a male, now I'm a female!
@@seamusmcmutt5784 Hi Caitlyn!
Most of the Letters to Trump’s book are cease and desist letters from artists who don’t want their music being played in Trump’s rallies and ads.
Including at least 5 from the Rolling Stones. Jagger hates Donnie, and for good reason.
@@chrisjames3087 Donny definitely doesn't move like him... more beached 🐳.
I am sure he can play I am a loser baby.
There are no letters, there are no big guys with tears in their eyes, there were no workers crying at the NYC courthouse, but there is fake hair, small hands and that tiny mushroom...
lol fun fact: Nickelback filed a suit against the former president for exactly that.
Dude wringing the tampon out...I can't 🤣😭😭😭😭
The map situation reminds me of when my brother sold appliances to a state prison & they sent the entire blueprint of the prison!!!!! Fortunately my brother is ethical.
oh yeah right they forgot, I hope the judge gives him a few more years to his sentence to shake his memory!.
The Missouri house also voted to defund public libraries.
But how are they gonna learn how to read "Pub" "Tavern" "Beer House" " Bar" "Night Club" "Liquor store" "Ale House" and find out they are close to the same thing? They would remain sober dummies. IMO
@@bunzeebear2973 the sad part is they couldn't read that funding is part of their constitution.
@@norrisfong6445 Or the funny part. 😂
Vote these lunatics out - Start with Josh Hawley
@TryNDoxMe Yes. I did just two days ago. They are still used and they carry more than just books, fyi.
"How long is the vaginal canal?" My first thought was some one is going to say they were really bad at geography in high school! 🤣🤣🤣
Keep up the great work Jimmy
Did he use a Sharpie on that classified map?
I just want a whole show with that guy in the ballcap and tampon, trying to figure out women's health. He was so well meaning ❤️
Adorable.
I wondered if that was his family waiting for him in the background
He really tried! 😅
I don't...!!
Honestly, I don't blame him at all for not knowing how tampons work! I think most guys don't know.
I give him extra points for the patience and the Depeche Mode T-shirt !
Omg!!!! That segment about the female body is freaking hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever he's convicted, that day will become a world wide holiday ❤
Lets bet your fake ccp account he doesn't? Want to know how you can tell who's a ccp poster? Anyone who calls you a troll or crys about it. Tells you everything you need to know.
@@Cryaboutmyhandle go away troll!!!
@@reese4171 ah yes anyone who calls out a bot is a troll saym my masta! Clownshoes.
He's not going to be convicted 😂 but watch Jimmy Kimmel to get your opinions
@@ericmartineau-ww7mk or just watch Jimmy Kimmel to have him state the obvious and tell the truth about the slime ball.
The best part was the bit at the end where men demonstrated in undeniable clarity why they should have zero input about what women do with their bodies.
Bingo! That was the point Kimmel's writers were making indeed. We don't want legislation about how many times we're not allowed to slappy slappy ourselves. Why should women be told if they are ready to be moms or not? Only they would know. Nobody else.
It’s irrelevant how much they (or anti-choice women) know about the female reproductive system. I don’t care if they’re all licensed ob-gyns. Only the woman herself should decide if she wants to be pregnant.
@@Ceerads Agreed! Many women are delighted to start a family and they should absolutely have the opportunity to do so with full medical and social support, but others are not able to do so for physical, emotional, or financial reasons and their needs must be met. The living woman must be prioritized because she is the one who is actually alive. Pro life demands that the needs of the living outweigh the hypothetical. Before family planning was safe and available, women regularly died by suicide or by unsafe medical procedures because of unwanted or dangerous pregnancy. We must not go back.
We need to ask the supreme court judges to take a test on female anatomy before they can make any ruling on Abortion!
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Or make it none of their business. Otherwise there's an epidemic of masterbation we should discuss. Women can't control the loss of their eggs, men however...
This^ and this^
Or you know get a medical license or study women's reproductive health since Doctors and their patients are the only people who should be making decisions about what women's healthcare needs should be. Like in basically every other developed country in the world.
@@chelseaclerke3582 That was my suggestion make it none of their business. Unfortunately the patriarchy is clinging on any way they can.
He keeps saying "favorite president." I swear, if I made a list of my forty most favorite U.S. presidents, he would not be on that list.
If I made a list of my forty-five most favorite U.S. presidents, I’d have to start making up names by the end
#45 of 45
I think my favorite president list would include prime ministers and presidents from other countries before I list Trump! Lol
Who would be?
Of course not. You've been brainwashed by the liberal news media. This is nothing more than them wanting to get rid of him so that he can't run for president again. The aim of this administration is to destroy the USA while Trump wants to put America first unlike the old fool in office who doesn't give a hoot about American citizens and send our money to Ukraine by the billions or give illegal immigrants the works while his own people get sht.
😂😂 I’m in tears with the guys at the end for the woman’s body and the tampons 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me..
Crime after crime!
OK, the party popper had me rolling. How does he not know he's just been handed a party popper!!??? LOL
They're lucky it was facing away from him. If that had hit him in the face...
It's probably fake and he's an actor.
@@terri6854 I think an actor would have reacted more to the popper going off in an exaggerated manner. That dude was clearly questioning some life decisions at that point.
...or a cat toy??
He is still standing on Hollywood Blvd confused 🎉
Would like to see Katie Porter give that quiz to the GOP!
And the men on the supreme court
12:00 I like how when she is interviewing those guys about secret ladies business, she is holding the mic with her arm fully outstretched. She does not want to get too close to these guys.
He was killing me with the Ronald and Donald joke😆😆😆 And I just love that curbside humor.
Dude with the backwards hat is definitely willing to learn. 'A' for effort
I love how Don the Con is presently under 50 different lawsuits and yet STILL has time to spare to fire off a lawsuit of his own. Against his own ALLY to boot! Man, there's not enough popcorn watching this trainwreck unfolds!
Try the Goobers. 🥜🍫
It's right out of the Nixon play book. Attack, Attack, Attack. Regardless of the situation the correct response is always Attack, Attack, Attack. It's not the best move in the political playbook, it's the only move. Kari Lake tries but doesn't know how to pull it off. & DeSantis is getting good at it, but his state policies will never fly on a national stage.
It's bonkers. Though he has filed something like just over 4000 in 3 years. That takes some constant outrage and resources. It's why he is not as rich as he claims. It's all going on paying people who can help him dodge paying money.
Your photo and name screams 12 years old! You know nothing of the truth, only what this Hollywood insect tells you!
If you could legally drink, you'd drink budlight!
Michael Cohen stopped being an ally some years ago...
Demar Derozan's daughter is adorable! Her joy for her dad is vibrant and so cute
That was so funny, I laughed so hard almost fell of my chair. If you are not a doctor men know nothing about women's bodies, and yet they want to tell us what to do with them, no way.
It's the same closeted misogynist evangelicals who don't ask women for their opinions. "Forget about Our Founding Fathers who fought Our Revolution to be rid of England's Royal Monarchy's obsolete scripture in our government and schools: Obey me, I'm a male! And my belly button pickle is huge, believe it!"
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It's difficult to measure how much I adore Attorney General Leticia James right now. She is absolutely indefatigable. 💙🗽⚖️🗽💙
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@tristanbenning8168 Go back to mommy's basement & drink your Kool-aid troll!
For the MAGA people that read this indefatigable means untiring or enduring since I know that education is kryptonite to you
Fake aoc account. LMFAO!
@@chadhorsley2245 poor ccp bot.
The "Women's Body" bit gave me tears. That was funny s*it: "It's a cat toy." 😂😂😂😂😂
😂❤
And scary....really.?
It’s even scarier if you’re a girl 😮
It sounded like most of the audience laughs were from females.
I saw that and thought "A woman would throw it for her dog!"
She gave him a popper and his entire world came crashing down in his head 😂😂😂
His mind was “blown”. 😂
I don't think I'd *EVER* recommend *wringing out an old tampon and reusing it!*
Oh, that last segment was funny yet sad. I'd be curious how the women would do on a couple of those.
New rule - If youre a GOP voter donating every available dollar to Don the Con like hes some faux televangelist - you dont get to complain about high gas prices and inflation
Interesting. That... makes sense 😂
Amen
Probably one of the most ridiculous comments.
Trump's to blame at least in part to the inflation. It's dropped by 45% since Biden signed the Inflation Reduction Act, though.
LOL. Idiot
Being ahead of Ron DeSantis in the polls is as meaningful as saying that people prefer a jar of mayonnaise baked in the sun over a hard-boiled egg left under a couch cushion from last year's Easter egg hunt.
Say "Easter Egg Hunt" 3 times fast. But not around children.
Best analogy I've heard in a while :)
They should actually get the Roe V Bros to do those female anatomy clips!
🤣🤣🤣That guy trying to make a tampon re-usable and the pop thing at the end. 🤣🤣🤣
The women's bodies segment was gold 😂
Poor dude being handed a party popper...
i can happily say that i knew the answer to each question and can identify every part in the diagram. it is good to be informed. 😁
@@mikebockey4125
What are you? A gynecologist?
@I'M HERE
No. And neither am I. Yet I also know all of those parts, their functions and much more.
Just HUMAN ANATOMY!
Vaginal canal length. 10 cms. Thereabouts.
A girlfriend I had years ago was maybe 8 cms and another one was about 12 cms. So a variety.
Another girlfriend had a uterus tipped the opposite way too.
Oh and most women have differently sized breasts. Just a bit in general, but it can be tough to size bras properly.
@@rickkwitkoski1976
Ok. So you have had multiple sex partners.
The Party Popper was hysterical! thanks.
You can't call for damages and try to sue someone if a crime has been committed I thought?
The expressions on that last passerby were the best, especially at the end!
Yes, the wheels were spinning trying to make sense of it all 🤣
The dude with the glasses and backwards hat...😂😂😂 May he live forever😂
Which begs the question - do these guys even know what goes on in their OWN body? I can't imagine knowing so little. It would be scary to me.
Please prison please!
Straight to MacDonald's then jail .
And this guy - a big man, a strong man - came up to me, tears running down his face, and he said, "here's your Double Big Mac and dollar eighty seven in change". it was a strong moment. A bigly moment. Powerful. Everybody around me was crying tears of joy. I'll never forget it!
@@LordRenegrade Hope that makes it into his book. Lol.😅
OMG, don't let those guys anywhere near a woman until they understand more. The lil fireworks at the end when he popped the "super tampon" made me tear up I was laughing so hard! I could just see it on his face: "God, I'm so thankful I'm not a woman"
I don't think the problem is they can't be around women - at least two of them had women with them, and those women looked IMMEDIATELY amused by the question. I think most women EXPECT that men can't answer questions about our bodies.
The thing is, the majority of legislative bodies that are regulating OUR bodies are made oup of men. Men just like these. I'll bet those women walked off and teased their SO about it - I assume their partners - but I hope it really got through to them that, wait, this is probably about the same as most legislative and court appointed men know about female anatomy..... 😮
@@Gildedmuse Most of these guys don't even know how pee standing up.
@@stever1053 I mean, based on stereotypes, most men can't properly pee while standing up. At least not without splattering all of the place. I don't see how that's relative.
@Wilhelmina Beavers Can confirm, as a man, that most men don't piss standing up into anything well except like urinals or troughs. It's more of a learned expression of masculinity to do it and a power move to not clean it. My mom still cleans my dad's mess off the toilet before she gets to use it, and it sickens me to think that anyone's okay with that.
Don't understand anatomy? Ok but who has never seen a party popper?
When I was young I thought the chord at the end of the tampon worked like a party popper.
And start cleaning New York City from 🐀!!
"it's a cat toy" 😂
High five to any other men who could answer 90% of the women's anatomy questions.
Lol
It's not rocket science, they must have picked the dumbest people for that segment.
I mean it was hilarious but at the same time those are literally the bare basics lmao, any adult should know them. The only one I'd give some lenience on is the amount of eggs at birth since that's less likely to come up (1-2 million I believe, though it's actually much higher prior to birth and drops to about half by puberty.)
@@Xhaotzy 6mill during fetal development, around 1mill at birth, and about 5 to 300,000 at puberty. Amazing to know that my 7yo has more eggs than I do rn lol.
@@jennybugsification13 With numbers like that.......then answer me WHY are eggs so damned expensive, Smarty-pants??
Trump's nickname for Leticia James is "Peekaboo" and I didn't understand that one for a while until some folks pointed out that it rhymes with a racial slur against black people. Now it makes too much sense..
The dude with the tampon-- You gotta give him props for really trying. Squeezing it out. omg. So laugh out loud funny. 😂
As someone from Missouri, I hate it when we make Late Night and national news 😢
Senator Moon should be investigated. I'd love to know about his friends with 12 yo brides.
Then don't watch.
I'm sorry. 📚
It's about what I expected from that part of the country lol
You'd hate to be a Floridian then.
Trump to Tucker Carlson during interview: “Sir, he said to me with tears in his eyes.” Really said, “Hey dummy, watch that door that is hitting you in the head.”
Rebecca, you have my vote for todays Winner of the Internet.
👍
Bwahahaha the orange blob keeps melting down!
What do u call 1000 tRumpsters at the bottom of the cliff ?
A good start 😛
It is a bathroom book of toilet paper, kind of like the sears catalog used to be but not as absorbent and no good sales
“I hate Donald Trump passionately” Tucker Carlson
And the Fox viewers are unaware of it all 🐑
Surprised by how little men know about our bodies
That guy at the end, his brain went all blue-screen-of-death and ceased to compute. Hahaha!!
Grifter needs to be in jail already!
The unbelievable and annoying thing is any average citizen that would have pulled off the amount of BS Trump has would be in jail or prison. So clearly he is above Laws as he parades around free and still millions of idiots love him and keep throwing money at him.
Oh, I love that bit where they ask guys how tampons work........So FUNNY!!! Thanks for the chuckles....feel sorry for the guys.hope their girlfriends don't see this....😄
I knew a guy that was just like him, no clue how tampons worked, surprisingly never knew him to be a hit with the ladies.
Wait what girl friends?
Jimmy needs to get Trump on the show and do a Judge James
Don't forget Rudy wearing two watches. Hysterical!
I say this every night but, I LOVE Jimmy. Nobody gets under trumps thin skin like Jimmy does. Haha, and his version of the coffee table book is the best.
He’s such a pawn.
That's because he's just not funny so his only recourse is to bash Trump.
he is just like every dem..a trump zombie...7 years of stalking trump.. cant wait to see you blood thirsty fakeos eat trump..
He should get under Biden's skin as well. He is failing as our president.
I love how Jimmy throws shade on both sides.
jazz waffles? the guy in the glasses is having us on and killing it
Oh my god the guy with the tampon was hilarious!
Thank you Kimmel. You're reaching people who traditional news doesn't get to but sharing information in a way that is understandable.
Idot
Complete B.S.
hes funniest guy out there
Kimmel and Guillermo,brothers from another mother.
70% of the world's attention. Lots of dictators, would-be-dictators, dictators-to-be, and snajes in the jungles eating their own popcorn and taking notes.
It's ten years PER DOCUMENT.
Fantastic behavior for sitting courtside
That guy with the tampon should just know that it's okay to say "I don't know" sometimes.
Surprised DeSantis hasn't passed a law making it illegal for anyone to support anybody other than him
Trying to make bloggers register…
Pretty sure he's working on it.
He's trying, give it time.
There does seem to be a bit of a pattern with that pendejo.
It takes time to move into complete fascism.
The guy with the tampon deserves a prize🎉
If that book is called My tremendous struggle, Mein Uberkampf or anything similar, I wish to be granted a formal pardon of Earth citizenship.
The guy with the tampon should get his own show.
He is hysterical
@@sandyhossman7771 I see what you did there! 😅 Bloody good pun!
The female body piece was hilarious.
No-one has ever failed to get a laugh underestimating the intelligence of the American public. 🤣
I used to call Gene Gene the Dancing Machine on The Gong Show "The Boogie Man"! 🤠
He doesn't only need money for paying legal bills, but this and next year he has to pay back millions of loans.
“A couple gallons.”
Oh mylanta i died 🤣
The title should be called 45 BOOKED. 😂😂😂
"Two generations of Americans knew more about the Ford coil than the clitoris." Steinbeck--Cannery Row
Here's hoping that by the end of this Dominion not only owns Fox News Entertainment, but also My Pillow (let's not forget the Mike the Mouth is also being sued for $1 billion and, unlike Fox, doesn't have the sense to stop talking about Dominion)
And is going broke trying to defend donOld 😅
Don’t forget little miss Sydney 😅😅
I almost laughed my party popper out! That anatomy test was hysterical… pun intended!😂😂😂
Username checks out.
Lolol
Asking men about women’s anatomy is one of the most brilliant things I’ve seen
Oh they got that last guy so HARD. He was still trying to make sense of it. All he knows is that he's somehow got 'Done' real hard right now.
If DeMar’s daughter started screaming about a 1/2 second earlier, she’d probably have a 100% success rate😂 I like her style.
She’s trained by Seahawks fans😂
We got booed for doing the same at a MLB game tho?
@@jocelynnowen3078 don't be mad that we are loud.
DeMar's wife used to sit Courtside and yell at the top of her lungs. You can hear her on TV all the time. I wonder if that's her mother
@@phriedokra6158baseball is a different sport. It’s like how you can fight in hockey, but not football.
What a fold out!
After seeing the blond guy with the cap and the tampon guy im asking myself: "Do you have schools in murica?"
Please stop homeschooling and send them kids to school.
The tampon guy is amazing!! I cannot believe people like that exist.
I WAS LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS EXPRESSIONS. LMFAO!🤣🤣😆😆
And males like him in judicial and congressional positions to make decisions about women's reproductive rights. 🤯
"with gloves of course" 😂😂
The TAMPON GUY was the best!!!!!!!
So, my mom was a pediatrician and sometimes she would go to undeserved areas in the US for health checks. She met women who had like 8 kids and didn't have basic sex education. Like they didn't understand the menstrual cycle, how to prevent pregnancy etc. So unfortunately, they are out there. It's sad.
OMG! That guy with the tampon 😂😂😂
Get that guy on your show! He could be a star in a segment called fiddling with things.
The man pointing at the photo and laughing just cracks me up lol
Still married from the age of 12 WOW!!!!! 😡😡😡
"Trump now has more active cases in New York than Covid does..." Lmao!!
😂😂😂
Honestly wasn’t funny at all really
@@kingslagathor4178 It's called "sense of humor"!!
@@lynnjacobs2091 yeah go find yours Jimmys liberal jokes aren’t funny
@@kingslagathor4178 I have a joke. Every time I look at Jimmy’s eyes, he looks like he just “Woke” up 👍