Trump’s Election Dreams Becoming Impossible, Georgia Indictments Coming & A.I. Chatbots Wreak Havoc
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- Опубликовано: 21 фев 2023
- Today is the first day of Lent and Guillermo talks about what he has given up, the National Weather Service issued a blizzard warning for parts of LA County this weekend, A.I. Chatbots are taking over and there are a number of unsettling reports about how they interact with humans, Jimmy reads the first ever computer-generated late night talk show monologue joke, there are hints of multiple indictments being handed down over Trump’s brazen attempts to overturn the election in Georgia, the foreperson on the jury Emily Kohrs is speaking to the press before they even announce indictments, Donald Jr,. is bigly upset about Joe Biden’s trip to Ukraine, Junior was on the road with Daddy in East Palestine, Ohio today, and even with the majority of Republicans believing that the GOP has a better shot of winning the White House without Trump, Donald Quixote continues to dream the impossible dream.
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Passing out Chinese made red hats 🤣
😆😆😆
TAN OF LA MANCHA!! 😂 That bit alone is worth an Emmy!!!
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
Bravely, Guillermo has never given up on a single meal in his entire life. He's my hero!
“Tan of La Mancha!” 🤣 PURE GENIUS MASH UP!!!
Tan of La Mancha deserves an Emmy
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
Did it again “Bar a Largo” Thank you all
The montage of the 🍊 one was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you!
"Not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a trainwreck" Comedy gold!
Another monologue, another Nailed It.
"Somebody go grab me another six-pack of lawyers."
Best monologue ever!
Impossible dream edit is GOLD!
I think Jr's on blow again.
Again? Never not on it
Thank you for telling her to shut up!!!!! She's going to screw it all up! Lord please send her home!!!
Yes! TFG will get off because this stupid child has to have her 15 minutes of fame. "*Giggle*I just thought it would be an awesome moment!!!!" Smh.
Love ❤️ You Jimmy ❤️ You Make Me ❤️ Laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
Jimmy Kimmel, Colbert, etc. need a medal for service to humanity. Some of the new is so depressing that the only way to digest it is through these guys. Thank you! Thank you! thank you!
Totally agree. I wouldn't have survived the last two years without my daily dose of Jimmy and Stephen.
Seth Meyers & JK got me through 4 very unsettling years of outrageously disgusting current events. Gotta laugh to keep from going mad 🤷🏼
(Hint: 2017-2020)
@@hgr.7857 agree the current events and current state of the country are outrageously disgusting. It is a relief to listen to these jokers as you can't take them seriously.
It's not often you see a train wreck, talking about a train wreck. 😂 😂. Nicely said JK.
On fire Jimmy!
Wow Circuit City, that's a throw back 😆
After the 2016 election, one of my patients said "We've gone from class to trash." So, so true.
never were class
Obama was everything America thought it could be. Trump was everything America is.
@@jakelachance4408 And yet Biden never incited an insurrection like the sore loser who made America a global joke.
what have you been smoken
@@jakelachance4408 Every Democrat is Einstein compared with someone who types "won" after over 60 failed legal challenges
2:59 "Bing the Conqueror" ROFL! Kimmel's writing staff comes up with the best puns!
Oh Lord Jimmy, LMAO. The train joke did me in LOL.
Greatest Hit ever, collage of The Impossible Dream. Very creative.
Thumbs up for the framing joke.
I'm gonna find somebody to smile at me the way Emily smiles.
The ending was PERFECT. Jimmy. Congrats to your staff. Keep up the gooood work, we love ya. Canada Quebec.
Those outhouses? It looks like they had someplace to go.
As the tumbleweeds blow through your comment, the plaintive cry of the wind can be heard across the swooping plains, _"r/woosh"_ . . .
Last night there was a break in at police headquarters, and all the toilets were stolen. The investigators are baffled. They have nothing to go on.
Jimmy Kimmel, that was an epic show!
What would be the point of having Trump swear to tell the truth? His oath to uphold the constitution didn't prevent him from inciting an insurrection.
MAD PROPS to the EDITOR that assembled those tiny clips to make a hilarious parody.
I hope MTG is thrilled with her boy’s brilliant performance in Palestine, OH. Such a hero for the Common Man. The hero who, during his sole administration, dismantled railroad regulations. (Among many other disasters...)
False
@@markg1727 such stirring rhetoric.....
What a moronic thing to say
The Federal Railroad Administration creates and enforces rail safety regulations, administers rail funding, and researches rail improvement strategies and technologies
@@markg1727 True
Don Jr. admitted his father didn’t even bother to tell him he’s not coming to dinner.
Jr. is very intense!
"not the first time it happened" lmfao
And it was Christmas not Thanksgiving! 😂 Go snort another line Jr.
So he finally figured out who that was?
If Don Jr isn't a cokehead, then no one is.
Another masterpiece 👏🏽👏🏽🏆
“The impossible dream” was genius. Thank you.
The Man From LaMuncha can't catch a break here - WELL, he don't deserve one. SNAP
I walked down Paradise in Vegas, winds were strong when I went to the store, walking back winds got to 60mph a homeless friend I'd helped out came to my side as I was crouching holding a pole. He dragged me off the street and hid me in his shelter behind the 7-11. When it calmed down I made him dinner and did his laundry. Every time I go back to Vegas I look for Eric at Paradise and East Twain 7-11.
If you see him please give him something to eat a blanket, a tarp. He's convinced he's better off on the street. I tried everything to get him help.
What’s his ethnicity?
@s jones why is that important? Honest question
@@sjones3191down & out
@@sjones3191 he's human.
Do you have someone writing the soundtrack for this song yet?
Loved the ending, kudos to the editor
Hit by a porto-potty.....Imagine the wording of THAT car insurance claim?!?!?!?! Lol
03:29 That letter is like my labrador dog got a human voice 😂😂
That jurist, Emily, had the best expressions and was so fun to watch. But Emily, please 🤣
She sounds so excited to be part of something that most people will never be a part of. I get it. But, yeah. She needs to go home and relax. 😂
@@theinquisitor18 She needs to save up some of that enthusiasm for the inevitable tell-all book.
What a dork.....sheesh
She bugs me. She's a narcissist who screams, look at me! She probably will be the cause of a change of venue which would be unfortunate.
She didn't actually say anything.
It’s not everyday a train wreck talks about a train wreck! I died 💀😂
Perfection!
Can't top that one!
While a train wreck chugs to Ukraine and buhhdah edge edge thinks about the lights he put under bridges in South Bend Indiana as he pulls his bike out of the car trunk to ride it the last block to work
Yet you watched. And that sends his ratings even higher. You support Kimmel as much as any fan. Does it make you feel good? It makes me feel great!
@@andrewp7509 dump f**ked up, which causes you to come to the comments to make an attempt at english so you can do a Right Wing whataboutism.
Emily Kohrs’ childlike expressions are oh so cute… 😂😂😂❤
“Train wreck talking to train wreck” The best punchline of the week😂
To whom ever of Jimmy's staff who had to probably listen to thousands of hours of Trump ramblings to find all those words, those "Biggly Lots of Words" WE SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I Really Enjoyed Today's Video So Much And I Really Like Jimmy Kimmel So Much
The montage at the end! Had to watch three times… brilliant work!
That probably happens to Jr. a lot.
If Emily screws up indictments it's on her and shame on the news media for enabling her.
already been stated that she is able to speak about the deliberations, so. No, it's not on her.
Jonelle Patterson: It was so ludicrous, would fit right in with the shenanigans against the American public. Don't think they could have found a better character actress if posted on central casting.
That song was the best! Emmy material for sure
Excelente monologue 😂🎉
Insanely tilting at windmills. The Tan of La Mancha.
SCAMBURGLER!!! I'm loving' it!
Jr is starting to sound like he's doing a comedic impression of Sr.
DJT Jr. has shoulders that apparently sloped away in utter embarrassment. Or perhaps he ate them. Gone at any rate.
I’m really not a fan of body shaming in any respect, but I gotta confess that I couldn’t stop staring at his complete absence of shoulders during that clip. I’ve never noticed it before - he must usually wear ‘80s shoulder-padded power suits?
Also I can’t help but ponder whether he is really Trump’s biological son? There’s no physical resemblance there at all! With Eric, yes, you can kinda see it. But Jr? He looks bugger all like his mother OR father! 🤔
@@clothilde1623 I love your reminder about body shaming.
That shirt does not fit. Cant he afford something better?
Big props to your editing staff.
I love her grin, you so cool Emily!
Oh emily.....😅😅😅.
The opening monologue never gets OLD! Porter potties 🤣
Best monolog ever.
What? No paper towels! We in Ohio are not good enough for paper towels!
Love and respect for Jimmy, Guillermo, staff, and the warm-up guy!!! 🤗🩵
Jr. needs some shoulder pads!!
& a spine
@@zippyustar6350 set of stones could help. Bet he sits down to pee.
And a brain
Craig:. You nailed it. I kept staring at the space where there should have been shoulders. He's a freak! Who is also now doing the accordion hand trick.
DJT always looks like he's in a skit where they have someone else hiding behind him, reaching around doing the hand motions!
When don jr said he showed up to thanksgiving dinner they should’ve played a clip from Austin powers Daddy wasn’t there 😂😂😂😂
He's like Santi-Clawz handing out all those expensive little red hats.
Red hats made in China I bet🤬
Cheaply made chy-na hats
The comedy never stops!
Outstanding episode!!! 🤠
For Don Jr, isn't that every Thanksgiving
The end of the monologue was so fun 😊 thank you forever making me laugh from all the BS..and texting from Ohio Jimmy.
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
Trump is saving Ohio
@@Station7Jason *_Trump is highly skilled at the art of the con. "Con" is short for confidence, and it is based on gaining confidence or trust from the potential victim. The skilled con is an expert at "baiting" the rube; telling the target what he wants to hear (as the “bait”), inspiring trust or confidence. Trump is truly a dedicated master baiter, spending a good part of each day master baiting his base._*
@@Station7Jason
Q: _What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine?_
A: _The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida._
@@Station7Jason
Q. _What’s the difference between a Trump Republican and a Ukrainian?_
A. _A Ukrainian defends his Capitol._
Don Jr reminds me of the 80's commercial showing an egg frying. "This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?". Sheet!
Is that what they're calling it these days, "pulling on the wishbone"? 😆 We used to call it "choking the chicken"! 🐔🐓
Jimmy that humor from today was on point !
OMG! Jimmy and his writers deserve an Emmy for that Tan of La Mancha bit! Solid Gold! A true work of art!!! THANK YOU! 😘
I liked MAGA Teresa.
I love Jimmy's monologues especially when he focuses on trump and trump has gotten to the point that I can't tell him from the worst caricature or impression of himself!
Audio and video editors, take a bow! Give them some Emmy love too!
I love Jimmy Kimmel he's funny as hell
Kimmel's and John Oliver's writers are the best in the biz.
Dude you killed it tonight LMAO!
Thank you, Jimmy lol 😍
"A train wreck talking about a train wreck"
Nailed it.
That ending had me gasping for air, too funny!
I was dying hahaha holy moly hahaha hilarious 🤣👍🏼
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
"Guilty" means "total exoneration", to that goof.
Miguel de Cervantes: I should have named my book" Tan de la Mancha." Very funny.
Giving out hats - what a f&&&kin humanitarian!!!!!!
🤣😂🤣 the Porta potties were racing 😂🤣😂
Excellent!
¨It´s not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a train wreck.¨ = GOLD!
Don Jr seems like he's progressively working on impressions of his dad
He reminds me of a lush that lived in my neighborhood. That man was always drunk, high in something or both.
That poor bastard. He is half as smart as Don Sr.
Don Jr sounds more like Kermit the frog rip off to me 🤣🤣
just listen to him say “Chy-na”
FDT
Gotta like the lil hands with the pinched fingers move.
Watching crack head Jr cry is always HILARIOUS
You was watching Hunter. You haters need God in your lives.
Hunter Biden....
@@nataliejacob9438 That bastard is calling himself a crackhead. Girl it's all jealously. The Trump family got all of them nervous as hell.
@@omiikojackson6445 they still dealing with the Trump syndrome. Bunch of blind demo sheep.
@@nataliejacob9438 We know who the hater is, Princess. And you misspelled _"Dog"._
I bet DJT had a security person following him around collecting a Jackson for every one of those hats. Two bucks each for every one of those 12-year-old bottles of water, too.
What a thrill for those people. Superhero Donald in their presence...😂
And a bottle of water and a hat.
Emily should do interviews every day! She has rules from the judge and DA and I'm sure she's following them. She's quite charming and a refreshingly human voice on the media.
Ya think? Huh. It's interesting how differently people see others.
No one does it better than Jimmy!!! The beginning is my favorite. But this time the end was pretty good lol.
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
Yeah great guy. Epstein's buddy. How about you, you hang with pedophiles too?
@@paradisepipeco Thank you so much for this send !!! ❤️
@@lulugallo7032 You seem like someone who likes to have fun. I am wondering if you might be related to Leeloo from _"The Fifth Element"_ movie.
@@paradisepipeco Well you are pretty close. My last name is Gallo. As for life & fun. My motto growing up was work hard play hard. As I got older & 49 years old. Live each day as if it's your last & enjoy every second of it. It goes fast so pay no attention to the negative situations on life such as things or people. Water off a ducks back. Refuse to ever allow such negative things that some times come into our path to stop me from the beauties this beautiful world has to offer. Take for examples crossing paths as we did. Its a pleasure to have done so. Sincerely Lu Gallo. ❤️✌️🌼
OMG! You make me smile!😂😂❤❤
Emily, I LOVE You for this…😂👍
This was one of your best shows ever!!! The Trump segment was golden, should be shown on all news media.
Loved this, especially the last part.
Giving Kohrs the job of spokesperson is indicative of the American system. Give a child such an important job and that child will be the one that takes the whole thing to a retrial. WTF is wrong in America? Wow 🤮
Other countries don’t have this “Grand Jury” concept. It’s not clear what legal purpose it serves: either you press charges and prosecute, or you don’t.
Are the republicans granular enough to have orchestrated this or is it the predictable result of celebrity culture?
‘a lot of people told me’, ‘people are saying to me’……… He uses these imaginary people in his head to shield him from blames. He does what he wants, listens to no one.
The Mad Hatter is the best name ! Keep using it, too true!
5:50 Emily 's poker face... 🤣🤣🤣
Nonexistent
"Anyone under criminal investigation should not be allowed to run for any public office" said djt during his debate with Hillary
Yet, when Old Pototo Joe was supposed to be investigated the reason why it was delayed was because it could have affected the election results. Fuq outta here.
The mad hatter! Good one!! Lol