The way Chrissy just casually drops dimes of life stories that he’s never told before is wild most comedians would take one of his stories and tell it every night
If you like his stories go listen to the “We might be drunk” podcast with Chris, hosted by Sam Moreal and Mark Normand. He has some crazy experiences that he shares in depth.
Dude, at least 10 unarmed men to try to kill a grizzly. No weapons, just hands, and they would have to be gnarly ass dudes. No running, fight to the death 10v1 I'm still taking the grizzly.
I think it depends how much damage the men are willing to take. If you finger a bears asshole there's no way that bears gonna have steady striking. I don't care how mean you are, a finger in your asshole is gonna throw off your game.
how in the FUCK is THAT part not included in his 9/11 story? thatd make this joke so much better.... as i was typing this comment, i remembered that he was shitfaced that night he told the story, so obviously he forgot some stuff... damn...
I don’t think being from “New York City” sounds as cool as New Yorkers think. (because they seem to constantly have to work it into conversation). 😂 Au du garbage on streets & air, stacked like sardines, + RATS the size of cats, 🪳’s. 🤢 Apartments the size of a Midwest closet. Sounds (barely) like a step up from homelessness IMO. Perception is everything though. 🤷🏻♀️ I don’t get the hype.
The way Chrissy just casually drops dimes of life stories that he’s never told before is wild most comedians would take one of his stories and tell it every night
Did somebody say The Machine??
Maybe because they’re not real. He’s a comedian. Comedy
Don’t get me wrong still hilarious though
Similar story teller to Bert where if he sees an opportunity he goes off on a tangent
If you like his stories go listen to the “We might be drunk” podcast with Chris, hosted by Sam Moreal and Mark Normand. He has some crazy experiences that he shares in depth.
Chris really popped off with his 9/11 story but he's got at least 5 more in the chamber that could be just as viral lol.
When he says “Ready for this” just know a gem is otw 😂😂😂😂
When his voice cracks for emphasis I die
Or when he runs out of breath saying the punchline😂
This kid NEVER fails. Love him.
Chrissy D is so effortlessly funny, love him😭
The way he keeps pulling out the stories is amazing
I'm a simple man; when I see a Chrissy D vid, I click
He's my daily cologne!
Much better and more entertaining than the Vogue 73 questions series
Chrissie's 15min set. Got Aziz "me too'd". 🤣
Look, it's Chris 'Leading Man Face, Supporting Actor Body' Distefano!
Deadass,bro...CHRISSY CHAOSSS!!!
Dude, at least 10 unarmed men to try to kill a grizzly. No weapons, just hands, and they would have to be gnarly ass dudes. No running, fight to the death 10v1 I'm still taking the grizzly.
I think it depends how much damage the men are willing to take. If you finger a bears asshole there's no way that bears gonna have steady striking. I don't care how mean you are, a finger in your asshole is gonna throw off your game.
Imagine getting your girl stolen by aziz…just give me the bottle😂😂 screw a shot
Chrissy Two Jackets is here and Im for it.
Great one
Love Chris... Can't wait
Seeing Chrissy wissy in any video pop up on my Home Screen is like waking up on Christmas.
Looking for Chris special found this instead 🤣
how in the FUCK is THAT part not included in his 9/11 story?
thatd make this joke so much better....
as i was typing this comment, i remembered that he was shitfaced that night he told the story, so obviously he forgot some stuff...
damn...
Or he embellishes all his stories like he admitted in his Reddit ama haha
I love this man so much
I had lost my virginity before 9/11 but I did have my best friend smell my fingers the morning of right before watching the second plane hit in class.
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Should’ve had KB ask the questions
We should have TT Jerry answer the internet
These would get more views if it was cleary in the title who it features. Sure his name is in there, but it sohuld be the first or last thing.
🤣🤣💀
Chrissy D's the shizznit💙💚
9/11 was a big day for Chrissy D !!
#ChirssyChaos haha did Hank put this up?
Chris is freakin cute. No homo.
Well....
What did Chris say after the intro?
Did you watch the whole video? They always start these with a clip from the full vid
@@cloudbloom im talking about when they complimented his outfit
Chrissy D is like a bi version of Tim Dillon
King chaos!!
CHRISSYYYYYYYYY
Americans and the parallel parking. Dont you learn that before you get your driving licence?
Mark and Chris both had Trans nannies eh
I don’t think being from “New York City” sounds as cool as New Yorkers think. (because they seem to constantly have to work it into conversation). 😂
Au du garbage on streets & air, stacked like sardines, + RATS the size of cats, 🪳’s. 🤢 Apartments the size of a Midwest closet.
Sounds (barely) like a step up from homelessness IMO.
Perception is everything though. 🤷🏻♀️
I don’t get the hype.
Lets get Chris Rock on the show!!!
What would you do if you got smacked across the face for one of your jokes
Chrissy D! Yas babe
Ladder 14
Love Chrissy D
Love Chrissy D!!!
I hope this man never changes. The world needs Chrissy Bedsheets right now.
1 thing about Chrissy.. hes gonna retell all his stories
Bro if I was gay for a day I would be gay for life I feel like I would be into it and then just love it and do all the dirty probably s*** play too
Gay
@@immanuelcunt7296 that is why I said it I hope it made you laugh
Live your truth my man
@@immanuelcunt7296 that's what makes America Great! MAGA! Make America Gay Again!
I think you got some things to work out dude. Good luck