Christina P Shares the Grossest, Yet Cutest, Thing Tom Segura Does - Answer The Internet

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @nickof93
    @nickof93 2 года назад +1013

    Answer my internet questions through the fence

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 2 года назад +29

      You forgot to call me an F-word.

    • @DedicatedSpirit8
      @DedicatedSpirit8 2 года назад +25

      Didn't follow proto

    • @mike.k-t1g
      @mike.k-t1g 2 года назад +15

      Comments like this make me turn into a telescope

    • @Damitche024
      @Damitche024 2 года назад +11

      You’re done, buddy

    • @chrishkin6682
      @chrishkin6682 2 года назад +12

      Nice. Keep feathering it

  • @LiterateDuck
    @LiterateDuck 2 года назад +720

    A true queen above 18.

  • @zoejeremy9671
    @zoejeremy9671 2 года назад +528

    Christina is the definition of "cool mom'. Lol I love her.

    • @vitamind2387
      @vitamind2387 2 года назад +2

      @Anaximander meh, I’d make her earn that protein.

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 года назад +3

      Yea right she is so out of touch lol. If her kid isn't goth she's gonna neglect them lmao

    • @andrewplaxton2988
      @andrewplaxton2988 2 года назад +2

      Not even cool mom, just cool person. If you don’t know the shit she has dealt with go do some research. She isn’t just “segura’s wife” that girl is a boss

    • @johnjohno4089
      @johnjohno4089 2 года назад

      A cool mom, so this is what a “cool mom” looks like you Americans have no values left, this looks like a degenerate soulless godless disgusting 🤮 MOM to me, there kids watch there parents hang out with a bunch of druggies daily and she’s in here talking about what porn she would choose if she had to choose on is that what “cool moms” are NO ITS NOT THATS HOW A TEENAGER WOULD ACT, you know well that her and her HUSBAND are into weird disgusting behaviour something no PARENTS should be into, because America is a godless GENDERLESS society I’m not surprised people think she is cool she sums American women up

    • @62.81
      @62.81 2 года назад +3

      Nah she tries too hard

  • @OdderMoniker
    @OdderMoniker 2 года назад +144

    “I loved your last special”
    *”prove it”*
    Hell yes, shout out to Enny

  • @zylonbutler
    @zylonbutler 2 года назад +322

    2:55 is exactly, and I mean exactly, why Tom and Christina are perfect for each other. When she said “so I can feel the rib cage break, Tom shot a bag 😂

    • @KCNicole
      @KCNicole 2 года назад +5

      Yes. Exactly. They are the perfect pair.

    • @PartiallyC0rrect
      @PartiallyC0rrect 2 года назад +6

      If Tom was asked “if you could experience anything without the fear of death what would it be” I could see him unironically saying “getting stabbed to death by my wife”

  • @CharDeeMCD
    @CharDeeMCD 2 года назад +495

    That's one handsome woman right there.

  • @theconductor4060
    @theconductor4060 2 года назад +234

    so interesting to see her standing up

    • @10xHippo
      @10xHippo 2 года назад +27

      A few years ago I took a girl I was seeing to one of Christina's shows (she killed) and as soon as she walked on stage, the girl turned to me and said "oh wow, she's actually really thin!" She brought it up afterwards, and I asked her why that was so surprising to her. She said that every time I showed her the podcast, Christina would always wear big sweaters and baggy clothes, so she just assumed she was fat. That stuck with me, and every time I see Christina standing up now, I always think "SEE, SHE'S NOT FAT, NICOLE."

    • @samsam18200
      @samsam18200 2 года назад +5

      Conductor we have a problem

    • @Wild_Danimal
      @Wild_Danimal 2 года назад +4

      It’s her profession after all

    • @hb6-s9m
      @hb6-s9m 2 года назад

      Gu like big tits?

    • @Hilbiggy
      @Hilbiggy 2 года назад +2

      Interestings one word for it

  • @nicholashale7216
    @nicholashale7216 2 года назад +167

    Lol love push. It appears Toms murder segments are rubbing off on her. She seemed a little "Tomish" on that murder answer! She lit up.

    • @jakehoover6655
      @jakehoover6655 2 года назад +8

      She didn't even know who, just knew she wanted to feel a ribcage break. What a babe.

    • @haterade5137
      @haterade5137 2 года назад

      Exactly. She has no personality and no one would care about anything she has to say if she wasn't sucking Tom's dick. What an inspiration!!

    • @ojsimpson4040
      @ojsimpson4040 2 года назад

      Just copies tom’s humour she’s so unfunny

    • @bignchunky8050
      @bignchunky8050 2 года назад +1

      @@ojsimpson4040 like you copied your name? So unfunny

    • @ojsimpson4040
      @ojsimpson4040 2 года назад +1

      @@bignchunky8050 what makes you think I copied my name fatty?

  • @pezzshnitsol
    @pezzshnitsol 2 года назад +27

    I turn into a telescope when Christina P shows up outside of YMH

  • @thestraydog
    @thestraydog 2 года назад +14

    Good morning, Christina, it's me, Tommy. Just wanna say, seeing you in this video, was one of the greatest moments of my life. 🤣

    • @smokegbabylbc
      @smokegbabylbc 2 года назад +1

      Lets go full trottle

    • @aaronspencer9415
      @aaronspencer9415 2 года назад

      You put up those fans yourself, man? How 'bout that crown moulding? Full trottle!

  • @liamk1610
    @liamk1610 2 года назад +13

    "White Whale, is that a Moby Dick reference?"
    "Uhhh maybe? It's a pretty common phrase."
    Ya'll got some real brainpower over at Barstool

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 года назад

      They also pushed back on the cam girl question. Like the whole point is get the guests answers, not try to convince them of the alternative answer lol.

    • @timothyhall4794
      @timothyhall4794 2 года назад +1

      @@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Eh, I'm fine with that. It seems more about getting them to elaborate than actually change their mind.

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 года назад

      @@timothyhall4794 that one didn't seem like that

  • @joshuajune3024
    @joshuajune3024 2 года назад +4

    Looking fwd to the podcast when they review these answers together!

  • @gabrielisiordia2123
    @gabrielisiordia2123 2 года назад +26

    The main mommy!

  • @ElectricProductions2
    @ElectricProductions2 2 года назад +53

    Tom probably has a secret “The Most Dangerous Game” compound/island where he hunts people and hes slowly indoctrinating Christina to go hunting with him

  • @boyapollo808
    @boyapollo808 2 года назад +9

    "Prove it!" thanks Enny!

  • @angelgjr1999
    @angelgjr1999 2 года назад +4

    Tom Cruise on YMH during the heavy segment would be AMAZING. 😂

  • @faperito2389
    @faperito2389 2 года назад +10

    "he probably has neuropathy issues" lmfaoooo

  • @TrueBlackOrchid
    @TrueBlackOrchid 2 года назад +15

    Had no idea the TV show “Snapped” did prequels before the actual murder happens.

  • @therageee
    @therageee 2 года назад +9

    Looking good jeans, turns me right into a telescope

  • @kbizzle8223
    @kbizzle8223 2 года назад +6

    Great episode! #wherearethebodiesGarth

  • @dlinekidd93
    @dlinekidd93 2 года назад +20

    We love you mommy Christine

  • @wretchedslippage3255
    @wretchedslippage3255 2 года назад +5

    Love the YMH drops, Tina! He believes me now!

  • @thomasr3805
    @thomasr3805 2 года назад +18

    Funniest part was the interviewer not knowing the origin of “white whale” when she knew it without reference on the book ☠️💀

  • @OldBon3s
    @OldBon3s 2 года назад +34

    Hell yeah Mommy Jean! It’s always great to see her off the podcast showing how just how awesome she truly is.

  • @jtmcailin4522
    @jtmcailin4522 2 года назад +19

    Have Garth on the show next… I wanna be able to finally lay my grandma’s body to rest!

  • @lilcheckrs09
    @lilcheckrs09 2 года назад +4

    What a surprise to see mom jeans. Love this

  • @cjerickson9286
    @cjerickson9286 2 года назад +75

    She's so amazing. Best female comic around right now

    • @HXLIASMR
      @HXLIASMR 2 года назад +1

      Taylor Tomlinson by a landslide…an actual talent

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 года назад +1

      Who keeps a list of the best female anything dork

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 года назад +3

      Mommy is one of my favorite comedians period.

    • @haterade5137
      @haterade5137 2 года назад

      Lol she's literally just doing Tom's B material. She sucks

    • @M42650
      @M42650 2 года назад

      Not by a long shot. Like Rogan but unlike her husband, she’s better on YMH

  • @Mia.Aimworks
    @Mia.Aimworks 2 года назад +3

    The main mommy and personality champ!!! Much love

  • @barryhebert5839
    @barryhebert5839 2 года назад +4

    Joe podcasting with the aliens when they show up getting baked lmao

  • @gregallen7795
    @gregallen7795 2 года назад +1

    That was one of the best ATI segments I have ever seen

  • @meatloafTheman
    @meatloafTheman 2 года назад +1

    You bet I’m coming up in may!

  • @kevinmcnamara7021
    @kevinmcnamara7021 2 года назад +7

    Was she also on the podcast? When does that come out?

  • @nerdturd8795
    @nerdturd8795 2 года назад +6

    this was like the BEST episode in a long time

  • @garyhall2770
    @garyhall2770 2 года назад +1

    I fell in love with her when she mentioned tripping on 2 hits of acid and freaked out hearing Ocean Size by Jane's Addiction.

  • @Kate21561
    @Kate21561 4 месяца назад

    Her answers are the best 😂😂

  • @edgarflores8838
    @edgarflores8838 2 года назад +12

    Kirstina is an angel!

  • @Jacob-mf7uj
    @Jacob-mf7uj 2 года назад +131

    She really is the best. The universe needs to multiple her

    • @WorthlessClips
      @WorthlessClips 2 года назад +2

      Why

    • @Jacob-mf7uj
      @Jacob-mf7uj 2 года назад +1

      @@WorthlessClips cause she's cute. Funny asf seems like a cool ass chick

    • @jorgelo77
      @jorgelo77 2 года назад +1

      Hot sauce is the best

    • @plnkfloydian7814
      @plnkfloydian7814 2 года назад

      @@Jacob-mf7uj stay in school

    • @Jacob-mf7uj
      @Jacob-mf7uj 2 года назад

      @@plnkfloydian7814 no thx

  • @arthurl3636
    @arthurl3636 2 года назад +27

    We won’t give up Garth. Just tell us where the bodies are.

  • @artonline01
    @artonline01 2 года назад +2

    What is cool is the audio and video quality of that add. If you close your eyes its like someone is talking to you from the next stall in a rest stop bathroom.

  • @BangBTS
    @BangBTS 2 года назад +3

    Pretty sure we've got some content for both of you 🤣

  • @CorduroyNinja
    @CorduroyNinja 2 года назад +8

    They should have asked "if you have diarrhea on your jet do you tell the cleaners or walk off the plane without saying anything".

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 2 года назад +1

      I think we both know her answer to that 💩

  • @showtime1235
    @showtime1235 2 года назад +4

    i’m glad christina is on here
    to celebrate imma take 10 maybe 12 benadryl

  • @kyleheard8433
    @kyleheard8433 2 года назад

    I love how you went to the bike and the swimming pool.

  • @findmeintime
    @findmeintime 2 года назад +4

    Christina looks fab here, love her vibe.

  • @deliverykp1
    @deliverykp1 2 года назад +7

    Ok... she needs to go on AYG. So funny.

  • @TheHarrip
    @TheHarrip 2 года назад +3

    Best one ever.

  • @VIDS3687
    @VIDS3687 2 года назад

    Goood Mooooorning BARSTOOL!

  • @Kulmann123
    @Kulmann123 2 года назад

    Snuck inn a shoutout to Enny with the "Prove it"

  • @superjfbm
    @superjfbm 2 года назад +1

    @7:30... does Zach Galifianakis qualify as the 4strokes guy?

  • @RebelToneMusic412
    @RebelToneMusic412 2 года назад +32

    Christina P is hilarious, Tom has such a strong presence and YMH and I thought she was a great and funny sidekick with Tom but she is super smart and hilarious, Tom and her must have a blast just watching tv and talking shit

    • @jenniferdennis6465
      @jenniferdennis6465 2 года назад

      Saw her live! Even funnier than the podcast

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 2 года назад

      If you don’t already watch it check out Where My Moms At? It’s on her own YT channel but filmed in the YMH studios.
      I love her riffing with Nadav and Enny.

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy 2 года назад +6

    I always see Christina sitting down during the podcast she looks really good for her age

  • @lCurbstomp
    @lCurbstomp Год назад +3

    She looks incredible. She is so likable but dark. Buttercupish feeling. And a brilliant comic.

  • @Tony99905
    @Tony99905 2 года назад +3

    Christina's white wale is definitely Johnny Depp. The "goth" in her would love it.

  • @luigiwastaken
    @luigiwastaken 2 года назад +4

    "I feel like killing somebody's gotta feel the best ... like with your bare hands ... " looks like Toms rubbing off on her.

  • @lCurbstomp
    @lCurbstomp Год назад +1

    3 year old for a good spicy tuna salad sammich with good crunchy pickles.

  • @ShivaRainchild
    @ShivaRainchild 2 года назад +24

    I actually agree with her on the crime question. Killing someone must be one the most unique feelings in the world, and I kinda get that curiosity. xD

    • @MoarMike
      @MoarMike 2 года назад

      Don't put that shit in writing ya freak

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 2 года назад +2

      If your being serious.
      You truly can imagine wht its like TAKING A LIFE.?

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 2 года назад +7

      @@vperkv6554 Yeah, it must be beautiful.

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification 2 года назад +2

      Take a combative MOS in the military, you might get a chance. It's not the same, but you'll never be the same. Trust me.

    • @jakehoover6655
      @jakehoover6655 2 года назад

      @@lordfordification nobody with an IQ above 30 is joining the military.

  • @paulglenn555
    @paulglenn555 2 года назад +7

    Since I'm black I have to compliment Christine's Burberry pants

  • @SW-zb6bf
    @SW-zb6bf 2 года назад +2

    Barstool can't come up with ONE original idea. That being said, Christina was hilarious

  • @WhiskeyNeat92
    @WhiskeyNeat92 16 дней назад

    This is 10009% me lmao

  • @rwhite9994
    @rwhite9994 2 года назад +2

    So adorable, wish she was in acting.

  • @Elvisthacynicalone
    @Elvisthacynicalone 2 года назад +5

    I’m getting scared of the realization that me and Kristina are basically the same person 🤦🏽‍♂️ tata now TikTok

  • @paulallen6992
    @paulallen6992 2 года назад +7

    Love Christina. Such a cool woman.

  • @workingstiff0586
    @workingstiff0586 2 года назад +2

    Yes "White Whale" is a Moby Dick reference and an accurate description of Captain Ahab's target

    • @mattkleman7876
      @mattkleman7876 2 года назад +2

      funny how the dude didnt know either

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 2 года назад +1

      I believe tagging "the great white..." to anything is a metaphor for a man's total and complete ambition in life. For some men it's a woman they craved more than any ever at a moment where their ambition is the highest. For others it can be a career milestone, like Elon going to Mars. It's like a century old metaphor that kinda got lost over time. Obviously, people don't fucking read anymore smh

    • @workingstiff0586
      @workingstiff0586 2 года назад

      @@anthonyzullo Yes when people say white well these days that is exactly what they're talking about but the origin of that phrase as far as I'm aware is in the book Moby Dick. We should all pay a little more attention to the literature of history and realize how much things we say today comes from the past

  • @indridcold106
    @indridcold106 2 года назад

    This is so good lol

  • @Ryan-ws3ui
    @Ryan-ws3ui 2 года назад +1

    Haha "prove it."

  • @jamesgallagher7687
    @jamesgallagher7687 2 года назад +1

    Always high always tight love the answers Main Mommy! More pressure

  • @faysalals1
    @faysalals1 2 года назад +1

    Did u guys do a podcast w her?

  • @nebulous8389
    @nebulous8389 2 года назад +22

    I love her shes naturally weird and funny comedian. I like female comics but some of them imo try too hard to be funny at the ones I've seen lately.

  • @bleednate
    @bleednate 2 года назад +1

    Her and Tom are perfect!

  • @sombojoe
    @sombojoe 2 года назад +16

    I love everything about Christina: ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!

    • @WorthlessClips
      @WorthlessClips 2 года назад

      Why

    • @sombojoe
      @sombojoe 2 года назад +1

      @@WorthlessClips
      Likely it’s because of her upbringing.

    • @JoeSmith-dl9ok
      @JoeSmith-dl9ok 2 года назад

      That’s a little creepy bro, lol

  • @GMoore461
    @GMoore461 2 года назад

    you bet I'll be coming up in May

  • @davidblank63
    @davidblank63 2 года назад

    Jeans never changes - YMH references only lol

  • @KitchenerLeslie2
    @KitchenerLeslie2 10 месяцев назад

    4:05
    Tom: Chrisoula, we are giving Lauren Compton a show
    Chrisoula: Why? She’s so bad and I don’t even consider her a comic
    Tom: I know

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 2 года назад +1

    I love that the questions were written by true Mommies 👖

  • @michaelkaudze1883
    @michaelkaudze1883 2 года назад +14

    This was a great episode. Christina is hilarious. Tom is a lucky man...

  • @johnhenryholliday3590
    @johnhenryholliday3590 2 года назад

    Killed it

  • @deluxe4116
    @deluxe4116 2 года назад

    That was amazing

  • @jamiepasquariello2652
    @jamiepasquariello2652 2 года назад +1

    Now if a man said he'd murder his wife if she fucked a male comic, women would go fucking crazy and there would be hash tags about it and shit

  • @Kevin-dl7ek
    @Kevin-dl7ek 2 года назад +3

    Love christina p. !

  • @timjaquet9703
    @timjaquet9703 2 года назад +1

    How is the host talking shit on her for not knowing "White Wale" when he's the one who doesn't know it's a Moby Dick reference? lol

  • @TheMaladjusted
    @TheMaladjusted 24 дня назад

    As a Christina p fan with a weak stomach I'm not sure I want to watch this but I also love Tom so here we go!!!

  • @scarymsmary
    @scarymsmary 2 года назад

    GOTH MOMMY! "Dark entries! Dark entries!" 🖤🖤

  • @leonardogarcia4404
    @leonardogarcia4404 2 года назад +2

    Hot sauce is the best!

  • @blouptqy
    @blouptqy 2 года назад +1

    Bro needed a mic for that curve card read lol

  • @urbro2
    @urbro2 2 года назад

    Home here now

  • @TransitTechLA
    @TransitTechLA Год назад +1

    Christina P is the new Howard Stern. #4Strokes

  • @MagicalRhino1985
    @MagicalRhino1985 2 года назад

    Great guest, she's awesome

  • @danofiremano
    @danofiremano 2 года назад

    I Luv Christina P.!!!

  • @Rick_James
    @Rick_James 2 года назад +7

    That’s where it spits

  • @AESTHETIK--MUSIK
    @AESTHETIK--MUSIK 2 года назад +2

    Christina is such a vibe. smoking a cig with her would be top class

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 Год назад +1

    Christine knows how to get away with a robbery...she's used to stealing valor.

  • @wwrussell180
    @wwrussell180 2 года назад

    She is awesome! She and my middle daughter are sisters from different misters.

  • @Daveyjokes
    @Daveyjokes 2 года назад

    You bet I'm coming up in May

  • @Bobbybuckets27
    @Bobbybuckets27 2 года назад

    Lol armpit had me.....

  • @queeenabove1825
    @queeenabove1825 2 года назад

    POUTINE 😂
    Love you Christeeeeena 😘

  • @danielherbas4422
    @danielherbas4422 2 года назад

    Can you imagine rogan bein ambasador to aliens and offering them like elk meat? XD

  • @themightymarty82
    @themightymarty82 2 года назад

    Yesssss!!! Mommy Jeans!!! 🎉❤

  • @tbdsere
    @tbdsere Год назад

    probably my favorite episode next to tom's. insane power couple

  • @skills7585
    @skills7585 2 года назад

    You bet I'm coming up in may SooWoo

  • @vanhooza
    @vanhooza 2 года назад

    I love Christine so much