“Would you rather sit on a cake… Fffuck your question! Lemme tell you sumthin, dog, I knew this guy in nineteen eighty-seven… I would go out if my house in the morning and kidnap a kitten.. And I was fffucking kidnapping’em, man, I’n telling ya… Every day. So, this guy, he would buy kittens from me, you understand? I would come to his house, I give him the kitten, he grabs the kitten, goes into his bedroom, comes back with forty dallaz. I still think about that cocksucka sometimes. He died of aids later. I don’t regret dick! I’m telling you, if I sit on you you’ll go soft. I’m telling you, dog, if uncle Joey sits on you, you’re done, my ass will destroy your soul, covksucka”
@@whynot5670 I don't think you understand what a gladiator is and what a rhino is. I would maul a normal gladiator. Gladiators had an average height of 5'5" and probably weighed around 140. This was before lifting weights and with much less advanced fighting skills. Think about jiu jitsu 30 years ago versus now. Now think about 2000 years ago. They would panic once the rhino ran over the first Gladiator. Maybe they would get lucky with arrows and spears. But most gladiators used shields and swords. Hollywood has warped your mind. Rhinos weigh 5,000 pounds and can run 35 mph. Go watch a rhino shrug off a pack of 15 lions.
One rhino with gladiator skills or one gladiator that is a rhino. Jokes, I am picking up what you're putting down. But my drunk joke seemed necessary aha.
I've seen him high on Doug bensons crappy podcast, and it does make him take longer to think, but he still speaks fast. You can tell he's real lit too, he keeps locking his lips and he's just not as talkative lol, but once he does speak, it's still rapidly fluent
Both are herbivores. Hippos will fuck you up. They are much faster than you'd think, they have very short tempers, they can bite a canoe in half (so a human body becomes a rag doll full of holes), they are very territorial, and they know all this.
@@God-w- Thats why were not animals. we exist outside the natural order. We destroy our own habitats and invent ways to live through things which should kill us. We dont deserve to be animals, they are better than us in every way haha.
my favorite part was the nervous laughter from the Barstool guys after he said he'd still find a way to watch SportsCenter if someone scrambled his channels. That's like telling Steve Jobs you'll find a way to buy a Samsung phone if someone steals your car.
Steal a base that’s easy. Do your homework you find the pitchers kinks like some do the 3-4 time reset in a pitch .. the leg kicks etc … or some don’t even check the runner at third they get lack … yes you can steal if you do your homework
The gladiator question is only a "good" question to someone who doesn't know how insane rhinos are. If you asked me about a gladiator the size of Shaq or a rhino, I'm still fighting the gladiator. I have absolutely no way of even hurting the rhino.
A short gladiator or a rhino? Gladiators average height was 5'5" and probably weighed 140 pounds. And this was with fighting techniques 2000 years old. Go watch jiu jitsu from 30 years ago and see how basic it is to today. Rhinos weigh 5,000 pounds and can run 35 mph. A Rhino would destroy a group of gladiators easier than it does a pack of lions.
I know this is from two years ago but in a hundred attempts a catcher would almost certainly launch a throw into center field, so you’d probably be able to get one
For the stealing a base one (2:49) it depends on who the catcher is if it’s Yasmani Grandal I’ll give it a shot but if it’s JT Realmuto Jonah Heim or someone like that behind the dish I’m fucked
Pretty sure you guys are thinking of hippos because rhinos don't congregate in packs like dogs they're mostly solitary except for mating and their babies
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sound guy took the day off
seriously he has a lav clipped to his sweater!! did the editor turn on the wrong audio layer?
@@ethancushing7771 I hadn't watched one of these in a while but I remembered it seems like they never have a sound guy
@@ethancushing7771 I think they would have had the camera setting accidentally on internal mic instead of external. It happens sometimes
Yup
Thought the same in the first few seconds,…
You guys should do Joey Diaz!
Yes! And have him on the show afterwards
He'd probably still call one of the guys Joe Rogan as he's telling a story.
Dude. Would be the best 😂
Agreed
“Would you rather sit on a cake… Fffuck your question! Lemme tell you sumthin, dog, I knew this guy in nineteen eighty-seven…
I would go out if my house in the morning and kidnap a kitten.. And I was fffucking kidnapping’em, man, I’n telling ya… Every day.
So, this guy, he would buy kittens from me, you understand? I would come to his house, I give him the kitten, he grabs the kitten, goes into his bedroom, comes back with forty dallaz.
I still think about that cocksucka sometimes. He died of aids later.
I don’t regret dick! I’m telling you, if I sit on you you’ll go soft. I’m telling you, dog, if uncle Joey sits on you, you’re done, my ass will destroy your soul, covksucka”
The short gladiator or rhino is worded wrong. It should be: Fight a short gladiator or fight a short rhino. A full-size rhino is killing all of us.
It should be 10 full size gladiators or one rhino.
@@AndrewD624 Ten full sized gladiators would probably kill a rhino so you would have a literal 0% chance against even 1
@@whynot5670 I don't think you understand what a gladiator is and what a rhino is. I would maul a normal gladiator. Gladiators had an average height of 5'5" and probably weighed around 140. This was before lifting weights and with much less advanced fighting skills. Think about jiu jitsu 30 years ago versus now. Now think about 2000 years ago. They would panic once the rhino ran over the first Gladiator. Maybe they would get lucky with arrows and spears. But most gladiators used shields and swords. Hollywood has warped your mind. Rhinos weigh 5,000 pounds and can run 35 mph. Go watch a rhino shrug off a pack of 15 lions.
One rhino with gladiator skills or one gladiator that is a rhino. Jokes, I am picking up what you're putting down. But my drunk joke seemed necessary aha.
Andrew D I think you’re underselling gladiators. Some were likely tough as shit. That said, 10 wouldn’t come close to fucking with a rhino.
Andrew Santino is real life adderall
I've seen him high on Doug bensons crappy podcast, and it does make him take longer to think, but he still speaks fast.
You can tell he's real lit too, he keeps locking his lips and he's just not as talkative lol, but once he does speak, it's still rapidly fluent
Tyler the creater is a human Adderall
I love how bad the quality of the sound is xD ! But man this is good! Love it alot! And ofcourse Santino is a fun guy
Not one person asked him about Rick, his one true Appalachian love?
👏🏻
This guys featherin' it
He's so sharp
did he just say Rhinos eat 500 people a year in africa?
I think that stat is for hippos
Cheeto is as quick witted as they come
The Red Rocket! Slugger Santino
This guy is pretty quick and his delivery is actually really good. I'm gonna check his shit out
He is great! Bad friends is awesome.
The only knowledge I gained from this is that Andrew Santino knows nothing about rhinos
Lmao
Santino KILLED it -one of the best one of these 👏👏👏
His podcasts w Bobby Lee are legendary
"that's how I met my wife in the first place" damn The Red Ferrari came in ready ready
That penny question is probably the best question I’ve ever heard!!
@4:30
😅Bobby Lee😄
Remember the time Andrew Santino wouldn’t let Andy Bernard drive his own boat?
Santino is Hilarious Hope he gets a special soon
"Rhinos eat hundreds of people a year and are always in packs" Are you confusing Rhinos with Lions haha?
I think he meant hippos.
@@Mikado80813 Hippos also do not eat hundreds of people a year hahahha, they are primarily Herbivores
@@Naeshabby They do not eat but they do kill people. They're the most lethal wild animal in Africa.
@@Naeshabby you don't know about hippos they are giants like elephants live in water and can sink a small boat and swim fast like a boat
@@Jayzon666 I know this, but they don't eat hundreds of people per year
That first “Yo!” and jump in volume scared the shit out of me
Audio took a back seat.
I look forward to this every week.
Finally they laugh at someone not a pornstar lol
Santino looks like Brent Mydland from the Grateful Dead if he quit heroin and started selling espresso at a cat cafe
That’s specific.
Santino is hilarious! Get the Gong for Bad Friends anyway!
Imagine getting attacked by rhino experts LMFAO
Rhinos are typically solitary and there’s like 2 attacks a year
Damn when the people asking the questions off camera sound better than the person you invited
I'm not entirely convinced Andrew Santino knows what rhinos are
Don’t rev up the Red Ferrari...he’ll burn out this whole set!
I’m gunna go out on a limb and say rhinos definitely don’t eat 500 people a year...
David Steppe I honestly think he’s thinking of hippos lol
@@codycornell2212 yeah and even then killed is the correct term, hippos are very aggressive and territorial but they still dont eat meat
How is the audio quality of this getting worse in this series?
I would’ve been perfectly fine waiting the extra hour for the editor to put the mic audio in before dropping this
"Nobody gets mad at a small dick."
Holy shit that was funny! I don't know who this guy is, but he's hilarious!
He is one of my favourite comedians. And also one of my favourite zoologists.
I think he’s equally skilled at both. I laughed once. (About the rhino comments)
The red rocket 🚀 kills everything
Reason why I love your podcast!
I think they might be thinking about hippos instead of rhinos based on their stats LOL
This is definitely the best episode!
The Red Rocket!
Was he talking about a hippo? I know rhinos don't eat people
he's thinking of hippos lol.
@@alicecarter16 hippos also dont eat people.....or meat of any kind
Both are herbivores. Hippos will fuck you up. They are much faster than you'd think, they have very short tempers, they can bite a canoe in half (so a human body becomes a rag doll full of holes), they are very territorial, and they know all this.
This guy knows nothing about Rhinos. Pretty sure he’s thinking hippos.
grunair hippos are deadly I hear
@@markewy6797 Hippos kill more people than any other animal in the world. Very aggressive
@@mr.niceguy777 Really? Are humans not animals? You shit, eat, and sleep like other animals. We are the worst animals. Worse really, we are parasites.
@@God-w- Thats why were not animals. we exist outside the natural order. We destroy our own habitats and invent ways to live through things which should kill us. We dont deserve to be animals, they are better than us in every way haha.
ImpatientTurtle we r animals broh lol
Pretty sure Rhino's are vegetarians and don't hunt in packs.
7:30 they're definitely talking about august ames....rip
She’s not the only one that died. That being said, rip indeed.
When you give your little brother an unplugged controller to make him feel included.
Andrew Santino's lack of rhino knowledge brought out just how much this comment section cares ♥️
Yeah, I think he had it confused with a hippo since they're the ones killing tons of people every year. A rhino isn't tearing you apart.
3:50
Every time I’ve finished fast the girl takes it as a compliment 😂
Right??! And they don't even expect you to pay for their uber..
Glad his mic was working...
What’s the song in the beginning? It rocks!
Guys the content is good but what horrific 2007 era webcam are you using to film these?
30 seconds in bed??
What good is an axe that don't cut trees.
Santino doesn't know the difference between a Rhinoceros and a Hippopotamus
You could never win against a rhino. There's really nothing a human can do that can hurt a rhino. Can't snap it's neck, can't pierce it's skin.
The thumb sucking killed me
At least Barstool gets funny people to come be on their stuff.
See there’s no way that catchers making all 100 throws on point. With peak stamina each attempt I do believe you could steal a base Mr. Santino.
my favorite part was the nervous laughter from the Barstool guys after he said he'd still find a way to watch SportsCenter if someone scrambled his channels. That's like telling Steve Jobs you'll find a way to buy a Samsung phone if someone steals your car.
That simile was like...bad.
@@justincoleman3805 yea, that was a bad attempt at being funny for sure lmao
this series should be titled "comedians who have been on Joe Rogan answer questions"
What happen to the Garyvee one tho
Now I want Cheetos
Can we get a mic on the comedians so they don't sound like they're in a toilet
Hahahahaha he said Rhino’s eat like 500 people a year in Africa lol! I think u meant Hippo’s dude lol! Omg that made me laugh so hard for some reason!
You have a product in Spencer's, but THE GUEST DOESNT HAVE A BODY MIC
Depends on who’s pitching for the base stealing attempt. Some are wayyyy faster to the plate than others
The powerbomb question always confuses me. I am not violent in nature nor is there anyone I hate enough to even remotely desire doing that.
Andrew clearly knows nothing about Rhinos, they are herbivores and are generally pretty calm and have terrible eyesight
He's definitely confused a rhino with a hippo
Lmao hahahahahah stupid Santino
Shame and Sadness, my two best friends.
Rino's eat meat? What!
They don't, they're veg, they're unicorns
Steal a base that’s easy. Do your homework you find the pitchers kinks like some do the 3-4 time reset in a pitch .. the leg kicks etc … or some don’t even check the runner at third they get lack … yes you can steal if you do your homework
Lmao I confused rhino with hippo
Santino wit is off the charts
The gladiator question is only a "good" question to someone who doesn't know how insane rhinos are. If you asked me about a gladiator the size of Shaq or a rhino, I'm still fighting the gladiator. I have absolutely no way of even hurting the rhino.
Nice mic check
Much respect for the mlb
But, I’m sayin he’ll yes
He definitely was thinking of a hippo on the rhino question.
If you ask Bert Kreischer the stealing bases questions I guarantee he'd say he could do it.
I couldn’t kill a baby rhino because it would fuck me up. I wouldn’t think to pretend to fight an adult rhino
apparently when Santino is cooking and running short on time he just wipes the flour on his chest and goes about his day
Gonzalo Muñoz Ferrer he has one that’s new there’s clips online
A short gladiator or a rhino? Gladiators average height was 5'5" and probably weighed 140 pounds. And this was with fighting techniques 2000 years old. Go watch jiu jitsu from 30 years ago and see how basic it is to today. Rhinos weigh 5,000 pounds and can run 35 mph. A Rhino would destroy a group of gladiators easier than it does a pack of lions.
All his rhino facts are totally wrong but still no less terrifying
Fuckin rhinos don’t eat people, Santino.. that’s Hippos lol
You literally can just speak into the remote and tell it what channel you want nowadays lol.
CHEEEEEEEEEETTOOOOOOOOOO
Calm down, xQc
Also gladiators put on a show to hype up the crowd before executing people
I know this is from two years ago but in a hundred attempts a catcher would almost certainly launch a throw into center field, so you’d probably be able to get one
or a year after this comment a wild pitch i think i could do it
Gladitor is te better choice because they fight to win not kill; most gladitor matches did end with a death.
Andy kicking the truth
Santino is similar to Theo Von in a way to me. They think in similar ways. Theo is the better comic, but I like them both and their unique style.
Bobby Lee next
He said a Rhino not a hippo 😂😂
Paying Tribute!
For the stealing a base one (2:49) it depends on who the catcher is if it’s Yasmani Grandal I’ll give it a shot but if it’s JT Realmuto Jonah Heim or someone like that behind the dish I’m fucked
I think he was thinking of hippos not rhino's, rhino's don't rip you apart they gore you and stab and crush
Duncan rocks!!!
Santino has really grown on me
Pretty sure you guys are thinking of hippos because rhinos don't congregate in packs like dogs they're mostly solitary except for mating and their babies
Answer the internet aka joe rogan experience 2
And the worst audio award goes to.... ANSWER THE INTERNET.
Absolutely terrible.
you guys need to get Andrew Yang on here
What....what does he think a rhino is lol