Chris Distefano Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • Опубликовано: 18 мар 2019
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  • @lindsay4254
    @lindsay4254 5 лет назад +5964

    This is chaotic bisexual energy

    • @ibmsst
      @ibmsst 5 лет назад +37

      Lindsay psh....here’s s hoping 😜😆

    • @meghanmonroe
      @meghanmonroe 4 года назад +40

      It's so freeing and great! I relate so hard.

    • @normal4187
      @normal4187 4 года назад +176

      It's married to a latin woman energy

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 4 года назад +21

      @@meghanmonroe discovering him has been my therapy. The adhd too
      😊✊😄

    • @JoCalderone1
      @JoCalderone1 4 года назад +40

      he is not bisexual

  • @hicrash3248
    @hicrash3248 5 лет назад +1253

    "Raw deezy sex" is my new favorite term

    • @ibmsst
      @ibmsst 5 лет назад +11

      Roux Raw deezy cuz 😂

    • @diablo2857
      @diablo2857 2 года назад

      @@ibmsst legit spit out all my food when he said that

  • @orlandorivera9038
    @orlandorivera9038 4 года назад +1817

    "I have sex with women, i fall in love with guys" hahaha why is this so relatable

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 года назад +30

      Go fuck those dudes and live your best life 😭

    • @marcom6089
      @marcom6089 3 года назад +8

      @dan G Not necessarily, unless of course you’re a psychologist and know something that the rest of us are not aware of.

    • @mndlgh
      @mndlgh 3 года назад +1

      😭

    • @aaronaustin9814
      @aaronaustin9814 2 года назад +2

      @@marcom6089 nah that’s gay

    • @marcom6089
      @marcom6089 2 года назад +1

      @@aaronaustin9814 hahaha fair enough

  • @smac237
    @smac237 5 лет назад +1689

    "I don't need my appendix removed again." If you need me I'll be laying down in my coffin because that line has me ded.

  • @jaydeo7850
    @jaydeo7850 4 года назад +1736

    I'd rather be 5'3 with a full head of hair, because I'm only 5'2 with a full head of hair, so that's a win win.

  • @seanbean4682
    @seanbean4682 5 лет назад +1104

    Once Chrissy D stopped caring about anything he started being hilarious.

    • @Johnnyrocks34
      @Johnnyrocks34 2 года назад +4

      I think all comedians have to get to that point. They go through bombing and no one laughing. People heckling them and being rude. Finally just say screw it and stop thinking too much

    • @Johnnyrocks34
      @Johnnyrocks34 2 года назад +3

      Larry david said he once went out on stage and looked at audience and said no to himself and walked off stage! Lol

  • @TheBlackMambaa248
    @TheBlackMambaa248 3 года назад +392

    Chris analyzed these questions so hard and had such specific answers. This format was made for him.

  • @johnhelf597
    @johnhelf597 5 лет назад +651

    6:45 That “Never Forget” line is SNEAKY good

  • @dominiqueporchi
    @dominiqueporchi 4 года назад +646

    I’ve heard about his 38” waist and his wine and antihistamine more than I’ve heard from family members in a month lol

  • @imperialadvisoraremheshvau3788
    @imperialadvisoraremheshvau3788 5 лет назад +388

    He had me at ‘Yaay Beyoncé!’ I have no idea what that means but I laughed loud.

    • @yourstepdadism
      @yourstepdadism 3 года назад +6

      She’s the beacon of hope for the LGBTQ+ community

    • @shevchenkoyev
      @shevchenkoyev 3 года назад

      @@yourstepdadism What is LGBTQ+ community? Couldnt you have just put it in brackets for dummies like me? ;D

    • @faithschwartz8619
      @faithschwartz8619 3 года назад +2

      @@yourstepdadism literally she is not

  • @zackfair8762
    @zackfair8762 4 года назад +1578

    The antihistamine and wine gag is in every vid i’ve seen of Chris

    • @purevocals510
      @purevocals510 4 года назад +99

      He's just trynna give some head

    • @biupS
      @biupS 4 года назад +32

      Gotta put yourself out there 🤣

    • @iluvlax100
      @iluvlax100 4 года назад +33

      Probably not a gag then

    • @chrism4886
      @chrism4886 4 года назад +37

      Its not a gag, he’s serious LMAO

    • @spinakker14
      @spinakker14 4 года назад +8

      Would that fuck you up? I'm told that third generation antihistamine let's you drink, at least one drink

  • @uklbroder
    @uklbroder 5 лет назад +380

    "This guy looks like a deaf dude that works out." - Theo von

  • @Ebowleslap
    @Ebowleslap 5 лет назад +382

    When he said lord farquad I cried laughing

    • @ThirdeyeXo
      @ThirdeyeXo 5 лет назад +1

      Same bro I was ctfu

    • @TropicalOceanSunset
      @TropicalOceanSunset 2 года назад

      I laughed so hard I started wheezing, almost had to get my inhaler!

  • @h.thumbsthomas5479
    @h.thumbsthomas5479 4 года назад +83

    Just found out he has a doctorate and was a pediatric physical therapist before comedy. Still shocked; that's impressive!

  • @emmas3650
    @emmas3650 4 года назад +171

    "but would i have the same size piece?"

  • @mxamiss5
    @mxamiss5 5 лет назад +431

    Andrew Schulz next and JOEY COCO DIAZ

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 5 лет назад +1

      mxamiss5 you have shit taste

    • @saraalee2411
      @saraalee2411 5 лет назад +4

      I was thinking Andrew Schulz straight away lol

    • @joshuagomez8377
      @joshuagomez8377 5 лет назад

      mxamiss5 Andrew did one!!!!

    • @travisinthetrunk
      @travisinthetrunk 4 года назад

      Yes! I’d love to hear Joey Diaz’s answers.

    • @andjelka6110
      @andjelka6110 4 года назад

      Andrew did one!!

  • @davypig571
    @davypig571 4 года назад +78

    Is his excuse for not eating puss the best one ever or the worst?!
    “You not giving out penicillin down there! I have a weak immune system!!”

    • @HB-ey2dk
      @HB-ey2dk 4 года назад +3

      The worst lol.

  • @mikeshardly
    @mikeshardly 4 года назад +30

    “It just depends on whose wedding I was at” fucking murdered me 😂😂

  • @jtomczak100
    @jtomczak100 5 лет назад +268

    chrissy precum haha best one of these yet

  • @davidwong6575
    @davidwong6575 5 лет назад +933

    Comedians I want you guys to get on here:
    Big Jay Oakerson
    Tom Segura
    Bert Kreischer
    Bill Burr
    Joey Diaz

  • @chiragdabgar7205
    @chiragdabgar7205 4 года назад +309

    There's 9 billion of us. Its too much traffic 👌

    • @Alex-xe3dx
      @Alex-xe3dx 4 года назад +3

      Chirag Dabgar what dumbass?

  • @nicholasstevens4838
    @nicholasstevens4838 5 лет назад +354

    5:08 hits home because I’m 5’6 and balding at 24 lol

    • @anointjbuga6433
      @anointjbuga6433 5 лет назад +24

      RIP

    • @jax422
      @jax422 5 лет назад +3

      I’m sorry

    • @theoxmountaingang2585
      @theoxmountaingang2585 5 лет назад +3

      @@omidbeladi-mosavi326 rip I know the pain brudder

    • @chavezraven
      @chavezraven 5 лет назад +17

      Shave your head, act with confidence and you’ll be fine

    • @justjess-zl3pm
      @justjess-zl3pm 5 лет назад +6

      Well u got three extra inches and four extra years.

  • @Cutelatinguy2
    @Cutelatinguy2 5 лет назад +847

    I love straight guys who don't give a f*** about labels or defining their sexuality. I wish all men were more like this and just say WTF "I have sex with women and I fall in love with guys".

    • @christinaa8531
      @christinaa8531 4 года назад

      This 🙌

    • @XINebuchadnezzar
      @XINebuchadnezzar 4 года назад +24

      Not really straight just bi then, nothing wrong with labels its the negative connotations

    • @christinaa8531
      @christinaa8531 4 года назад +3

      Manny Kenneth I think I heard him say he’s straight in another video but I may be wrong idk

    • @bigman94755
      @bigman94755 4 года назад +14

      christinaa he is straight he just jokes about stuff like this all the time. He’s married and has a daughter.

    • @christinaa8531
      @christinaa8531 4 года назад +6

      Spitfire836 He broke up.
      Yeah I think I remember him aswering some question with a joke and clarified he’s straight, but it’s nice to see him joke around about it 😊

  • @ethanparker324
    @ethanparker324 5 лет назад +145

    I like how they never went over the Ruth Bader Ginsburg answer and I completely lost it when he said that 😂😂

  • @slowpokebr549
    @slowpokebr549 5 лет назад +94

    this....this is an honest man....ha ha ha ha

  • @Tropical56_
    @Tropical56_ 5 лет назад +143

    Remember "Guy Code"? An all-time great show.

    • @justinb1382
      @justinb1382 5 лет назад +2

      Christopher Szakacsi dude, that show was great. Wish it was still on

  • @natural91LC
    @natural91LC 4 года назад +81

    his mom went to an Ivy League and married a mafia man ? O.o man sometimes love is blind

  • @r1sake
    @r1sake 4 года назад +32

    when he rethinks his questions hes like “yea no yeaaah”

  • @justinb1382
    @justinb1382 4 года назад +23

    Chrissy “Getting speed bagged in the uvula” Distefano. How does this not have more views? Dudes hilarious. Check out his podcast ‘History Hyenas’. You won’t be disappointed.

  • @ruthohajunwa832
    @ruthohajunwa832 4 года назад +24

    When he said "woo Beyonce!" I-🤣🤣

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 5 лет назад +937

    This guy sounds like a Pete Davidson impression.

    • @snowsoicy4069
      @snowsoicy4069 5 лет назад +70

      way before pete lol

    • @alexgarcia1709
      @alexgarcia1709 5 лет назад +49

      This dude is like 10 years older

    • @magelleneshaw2098
      @magelleneshaw2098 5 лет назад +59

      It's bc they both are from New York, it's the New York accent I feel

    • @johnny7114
      @johnny7114 5 лет назад +32

      Fun fact: they both dated the same girl lol

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 5 лет назад +55

      This just in, people from New York City sound and talk like people from New York City.

  • @honeybuns2420
    @honeybuns2420 5 лет назад +32

    He’s so honest and I love it

  • @VAMPYRICBASSIST
    @VAMPYRICBASSIST 4 года назад +21

    Respect for the way he answered that last question. This video made me laugh harder than I expected.

  • @ibmsst
    @ibmsst 5 лет назад +25

    9 billion of us..there’s too much traffic 😂 2:07. Damn, there’s too many hysterically funny one liners in this, just watch the whole damn thing. 😆

  • @gadgetstalker2
    @gadgetstalker2 5 лет назад +31

    I died when he said "About $20 g's" OMG I'm perverted as hell but I can last at least 5 days.

  • @jak2me
    @jak2me 5 лет назад +129

    Chris is the perfect person for this, Bert kreischer has to be next though

  • @renzesparza6281
    @renzesparza6281 4 года назад +7

    I need more of this guy. Ive been binging him all day

  • @daviswimberley9992
    @daviswimberley9992 3 года назад +707

    The RBG joke didn’t age well...

    • @TheCrazyCanuck420
      @TheCrazyCanuck420 3 года назад +58

      I looked at the post date as soon as I heard that :)

    • @agbmoe
      @agbmoe 3 года назад +217

      On the bright side, we know he finally got laid

    • @stinkrat215
      @stinkrat215 3 года назад +5

      agbmoe yoooo😂

    • @kegonpegs2833
      @kegonpegs2833 3 года назад +1

      I just said that

    • @garrylarson809
      @garrylarson809 3 года назад +33

      Neither did she

  • @theexteriorminister6786
    @theexteriorminister6786 4 года назад +16

    His New York accent is just hilarious!

  • @zacharyp7511
    @zacharyp7511 4 года назад +10

    1:35 lmfao his brain was working double overtime trying to figure this out 😂😂😂

  • @teaganna5970
    @teaganna5970 4 года назад +3

    He is so transparent and real. Its refreshing. 😂😂🖤

  • @jmatt4life
    @jmatt4life 5 лет назад +7

    I just discovered Distefano a few segments ago. This segment was just recommended.
    HILARIOUS!!!
    I love this guy!
    He’s the reality, bottom line shit!!!
    Theee BOMB!!!

  • @tomgibble1116
    @tomgibble1116 4 года назад +2

    I laughed out loud at my desk like an idiot this whole vid. This was hysterical. The absolute best!!

  • @stefanieromay2212
    @stefanieromay2212 4 года назад +5

    I'm dying! This is hilarious...he's totally being honest & it's funny

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 4 года назад +15

    His logic to these questions was onpoint

  • @rebelliousnature4795
    @rebelliousnature4795 5 лет назад +5

    This guy is comedy gold, funny how he talked about everyone trying to save everyone now a days there is too much traffic ect. But really his comedy is like therapy, lol

  • @malik01ization
    @malik01ization 4 года назад +1

    Definitely need a part 2

  • @anonymousanonymous7593
    @anonymousanonymous7593 5 лет назад +21

    FINE RUclips, I'll watch this.

  • @mosessdarko3341
    @mosessdarko3341 3 года назад +4

    0:51 someone got some

  • @im_roman
    @im_roman 5 лет назад +8

    He said “go to Lerner’s” lol super throwback

  • @rosalina9768
    @rosalina9768 3 года назад +2

    Thank you RUclips recommendations for feeding me constant Chris Destefano

  • @ribbs13
    @ribbs13 3 года назад

    Friggin hysterical!! Love him!

  • @carsonottocullen1542
    @carsonottocullen1542 4 года назад +5

    One of the funniest guys ever! just got really into him in the last six months, and I'm fully in love with him and Yanni!

  • @illlity7643
    @illlity7643 4 года назад +3

    Outta all of these he has the best answers lmao 😂

  • @savvyd13
    @savvyd13 4 года назад +3

    i don’t know how i ended up here or who this guy is, but i love it😂

  • @truth6323
    @truth6323 3 года назад +1

    His honesty is so refreshing

  • @jennymarie4803
    @jennymarie4803 4 года назад +3

    "It just depends whose wedding I was at" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AaronxATL
    @AaronxATL 5 лет назад +35

    Andrew Santino would be the absolute best at this, this is right in his wheelhouse.

  • @danakeith9612
    @danakeith9612 2 года назад

    Love the intro mix iiiiiiii :)

  • @inisus
    @inisus 3 года назад

    Wow this is one of the best out of the series.

  • @isisO30
    @isisO30 4 года назад +6

    One to the uvula!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EyeHeartShantel
    @EyeHeartShantel 5 лет назад +3

    Damn.. haven't seen this dude in forever.. he's so funny! 😂

  • @jakecummings9024
    @jakecummings9024 3 года назад

    These questions were amazing

  • @ooolrait
    @ooolrait 2 года назад

    god damn i love this pure and genuine being.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 4 года назад +9

    “I got a steady drip”

  • @bigbigy58
    @bigbigy58 5 лет назад +58

    Get Joey Diaz on this

  • @maxh9579
    @maxh9579 3 года назад

    His jokes are fucking quick I don't even have time to laugh and he says something else that makes me keel over😂

  • @timduke4616
    @timduke4616 2 года назад +2

    This shit is stupid funny…cracked ribs laughing💯💯💯

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 4 года назад +6

    Once again, if I ever had to assemble a crew for anything, this guy...first choice

  • @kripos2201
    @kripos2201 5 лет назад +75

    The human race is facing extinction. You save everybody but nobody knows you did it, or you save 1 million people and they all love you.

    • @johnvessenmeyer512
      @johnvessenmeyer512 5 лет назад +8

      Save and nobody notices. Fuck it.

    • @tejasviangadi6097
      @tejasviangadi6097 5 лет назад +3

      If i choose save 1 million people,will human race still be facing extinction?

    • @SIFrepresent
      @SIFrepresent 5 лет назад +9

      Save 1 million, and it would be a fucking paradise.

    • @nickdailey9889
      @nickdailey9889 5 лет назад +2

      Fuck everyone. I’ll save 1 million

    • @jbird1173
      @jbird1173 5 лет назад +4

      If I get to choose the million

  • @cristinhopkins2748
    @cristinhopkins2748 3 года назад

    Chrissy Pre-come??! OMG! This was too funny! You are seriously BRILLIANt!

  • @tedkoko3719
    @tedkoko3719 3 года назад +1

    OMG...Chris is so funny. He is 1 of my most favorite comedians.

  • @deadlyzio7939
    @deadlyzio7939 4 года назад +16

    Love that the crew is laughing their asses off lmao

    • @DarthSeanious
      @DarthSeanious 9 месяцев назад

      Cos dude is so fucking funny

  • @JhullyAmilly
    @JhullyAmilly 5 лет назад +5

    when he said I love sweets, I absolutely lost it

  • @hunzbunz8810
    @hunzbunz8810 4 года назад +1

    I don't know him but he's the funniest person to do one of those I've ever seen so far

  • @Nmarryat24
    @Nmarryat24 3 года назад

    I'm definitely paying to come see your show in North Carolina this year, assuming it doesn't get rescheduled again. Hahaha

  • @PabloEscobar-hi4zl
    @PabloEscobar-hi4zl 5 лет назад +3

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    • @kimmyball4961
      @kimmyball4961 4 года назад

      Check out his appearance on Bert K's podcast. I swore i almost wet myself i laughed that hard!!

  • @LongTimeNoPuck
    @LongTimeNoPuck 4 года назад +4

    If this guy is for real... I'd want nothing more than to surround myself with friends like him!

  • @esellanta
    @esellanta 2 года назад +1

    “I know it’s my grandma, but it’s soft in there”
    Chrissy Chaos is on fire!

  • @Zer0Mood
    @Zer0Mood 3 года назад

    Lmfao I needed this 😂

  • @jasondiehl571
    @jasondiehl571 3 года назад +34

    The RBG joke is even funnier now

  • @camb9164
    @camb9164 5 лет назад +12

    this is the new york verison of pat mcafee lmao

    • @tylito4764
      @tylito4764 5 лет назад +3

      Dude thank you lol it was pissing me off who he reminded me of

  • @13blackcatzzz
    @13blackcatzzz 3 года назад

    I just discovered Chris today, and God damn am I in love!

  • @clm5899
    @clm5899 5 лет назад +1

    Awesome to see people really thinking about a good answer! Chris is duper funny. Any idea when Billy burr or coco Diaz gets on?

  • @Annej-isnt-gomez
    @Annej-isnt-gomez 5 лет назад +36

    Raw DEEzy?!

    • @isaacmiraldi9168
      @isaacmiraldi9168 4 года назад +1

      Angelica Joi Gomez you cant give up raw deezy sex

  • @clancy9438
    @clancy9438 3 года назад +4

    "I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN, BUT I FALL IN LOVE WITH GUYS." Jesus, this guy is golden.

  • @charurao6305
    @charurao6305 2 года назад

    I love this dude!

  • @natalied6923
    @natalied6923 2 года назад

    Chris, you already sound banged out, man.... 😂

  • @pliny8308
    @pliny8308 3 года назад +5

    This guy has a doctorate in Physical Therapy from a really good school, which is NOT easy to do, so some of his act is put on.

  • @benstewart3960
    @benstewart3960 3 года назад +4

    That ruth bader ginsburg joke hits different now

  • @jasminejones551
    @jasminejones551 4 года назад +2

    He’s killing me bruh 😂😂😂

  • @tylermorgan8787
    @tylermorgan8787 5 лет назад

    I like the slight method man reference at 4:02

  • @elizabethtucker877
    @elizabethtucker877 4 года назад +114

    Why am I just now realizing that Chris is hot

  • @delcodel6835
    @delcodel6835 5 лет назад +14

    Bobby Lee would kill this too.

  • @hausmell
    @hausmell 4 года назад +1

    This is awesome it’s like he’s done all of it and he’d do either

  • @connorwarren7727
    @connorwarren7727 4 года назад +1

    He got me with been there done that. Never Forget.

  • @babyvirgo00-88
    @babyvirgo00-88 4 года назад +5

    5:08 As someone who’s 4’11”, I would love to be 5’3”

  • @akadmkjeanius
    @akadmkjeanius 5 лет назад +4

    "WOOO Beyonce" hahahaha

  • @lowellarnett3172
    @lowellarnett3172 3 года назад

    love Chrissie chaos!!!

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 2 года назад +2

    My favorite joke from this guy has to be when he talks about his dad and what it means when his dad calls him by his girl name Chrissy 🤣