Dan Soder Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2019
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  • @horntj77
    @horntj77 5 лет назад +1444

    That Casey Anthony answer is the best answer I’ve ever seen

    • @tman5926
      @tman5926 5 лет назад +5

      Who is Casey Anthony?

    • @NoSkillLeague
      @NoSkillLeague 5 лет назад +9

      Tegan Naidoo She killed her toddler I think.

    • @jackhill1447
      @jackhill1447 5 лет назад +29

      Tegan Naidoo she killed her three yr old and was never convicted, they made a tv show about it I think

    • @FeoMatteo
      @FeoMatteo 5 лет назад +8

      “That’s for Caylee”💀💀💀

    • @DjDustBunny17
      @DjDustBunny17 4 года назад +1

      Dude I fucking cried laughing at that shit

  • @ryanhelmerichs4436
    @ryanhelmerichs4436 5 лет назад +2956

    Casey Anthony is the best answer to any question I've seen on one of these.

  • @Avgsharkenjoyer
    @Avgsharkenjoyer 5 лет назад +531

    It took them way too long to figure out 1.5 is half of 3

    • @Benzy670
      @Benzy670 3 года назад

      He’s probably high

  • @nickashton8334
    @nickashton8334 5 лет назад +1267

    I have no idea who this guy is but after watching this video I wanna be friends with him

  • @kay.lakitten
    @kay.lakitten 5 лет назад +649

    Yo this guy’s reasoning is 👌👌👌
    For like every question lmao

    • @Bambim8
      @Bambim8 5 лет назад +9

      "Would you rather be blind or dickless?" Now let me ask you: why the fuck would you choose being blind when you use your eyes much more than a dick?

    • @Alex-ih9lc
      @Alex-ih9lc 5 лет назад +5

      Bambim Because there’s benefits that come from being blind, ironically, but no one pities you for not having a dick.

    • @alfie5168
      @alfie5168 5 лет назад +3

      Bambim That’s neither here nor there, I’d rather not see than never be able to sleep with anyone ever again. Every girl would be a 10/10 in looks. Think about it.

  • @trollof229antthevariable9
    @trollof229antthevariable9 5 лет назад +305

    That Casey Anthony one was a sick pull. Full cred. 😂🤣🤣

  • @jkranjac1
    @jkranjac1 5 лет назад +316

    Best one yet. I could literally what an entire hour of Dan answering these

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 4 года назад +4

      Listen to the bonfire

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz 5 лет назад +99

    The Casey Anthony answer was pure gold. 100% spot on!

  • @williamblair-
    @williamblair- 5 лет назад +676

    I’m 5’3 with a full head of hair 😞
    But I agree 7ft and bald

    • @mattdrummond3552
      @mattdrummond3552 5 лет назад +24

      Same, well 5'2 and 24 years old, it's actually terrible and absolutely nobody cares or could relate lol. And along with the shortness, many girls probably assume we have Napoleon syndrome. And I get it, it makes sense, a lot probably do...but it just blows...but hey, whattya gonna do? Ya just gotta do what you like to do and live authentically.

    • @yumpie100
      @yumpie100 5 лет назад +4

      Im 6’3” and getting bald. who said life isnt’t fair lol

    • @RyanSpringer1984
      @RyanSpringer1984 5 лет назад +1

      5'9" and started balding in my early 20s. It is whaf it is.

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 лет назад +19

      My 4'8" gf made fun of a 5'3" guy for being short. Women are merciless.

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 лет назад +2

      @@RyanSpringer1984 that's not too bad. Average height will compensate with a handsome face I'm sure.

  • @joshmx28
    @joshmx28 5 лет назад +633

    $10k per day I would make it years!

    • @pillionaire07
      @pillionaire07 5 лет назад +78

      Ain't nobody making 10k a day ever gotta worry about their dick anyway. Lol

    • @LZYDOG
      @LZYDOG 5 лет назад +8

      Shinobi Shikami but even if you couldn’t use that money for sexual gratification at all as a rule I would go for years. Feel amazing when your done and rich.

    • @usmanfarooq96
      @usmanfarooq96 5 лет назад +6

      Ikr I mean even a hooker is a fraction of that

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 лет назад +5

      When you're a millionaire you could buy prostitutes for a lifetime. Little over 3 months would be possible if I really distract myself.

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 5 лет назад +12

      10K a day? I’d amputate my hands and live my life in luxury.

  • @jaydenallanach969
    @jaydenallanach969 5 лет назад +219

    It’s funny how he says the opposite answer that anyone thinks he’s going to say.

    • @Quick--
      @Quick-- 5 лет назад +11

      Then proceeds to give reasoning too

    • @getfnsed9808
      @getfnsed9808 5 лет назад +3

      @@Quick-- Then changes their opinions lmao

  • @DznByLimbo
    @DznByLimbo 5 лет назад +393

    I have 10k a day, im going the rest of my life and getting laid on the reg by supermodels!

  • @MrMartinSchou
    @MrMartinSchou 5 лет назад +53

    Brain freeze!
    Stubbing your toe three times a day means you end up losing toes sooner or later.
    Biting your cheek three times a day will ruin so many delicious meals.
    Brain freeze can be shaken off at least.

  • @CarMad97ci
    @CarMad97ci 5 лет назад +14

    This guy KILLLLLEDDDDDD me with that “heavy nostril breathing” 😂😂

  • @TimRules2
    @TimRules2 5 лет назад +44

    I love to listen to The Wildfire with Big Jim Wilkerson and Don Sanders.

    • @evanrulespoop
      @evanrulespoop 5 лет назад +7

      Big Jefferson

    • @andressims36
      @andressims36 5 лет назад +1

      Cricket cricket futher muggers

    • @kggregorie
      @kggregorie 5 лет назад +1

      I love when they get Mark Vengeance on the phone

  • @sam03137
    @sam03137 5 лет назад +19

    Are we just gonna let the fact that he joked about his dad clocking out at 48

  • @fredmanie2926
    @fredmanie2926 5 лет назад +129

    Danny sodes awesome as per ushe 🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥 crackle crackle!

    • @inkypopart2294
      @inkypopart2294 5 лет назад +2

      Hell yea doggy

    • @adj4596
      @adj4596 5 лет назад

      Too bad this wasn't a big jay fam soder mashup ,but good to roll solo time to time

    • @mastathrash5609
      @mastathrash5609 5 лет назад

      Amen

  • @thethingwithfins
    @thethingwithfins 5 лет назад +74

    10k a day? Fk it I'll never touch myself again

  • @Mareseley
    @Mareseley 5 лет назад +6

    I was a lil constipated until he said "sometimes you have to poop in the morning" it made me giggle a little bit and BOOM! Sweet relief.

  • @Tom-rust
    @Tom-rust 5 лет назад +131

    clearly never had a stub toe where it goes fully black and you break 5 bones in it, been there done that, brain freeze

    • @marcd7332
      @marcd7332 5 лет назад +46

      Jesus did you kick a fucking land mine?

    • @Tom-rust
      @Tom-rust 5 лет назад +9

      @Hydra Jamm I kicked the side of a sand bank but there was a cinder block inside it, broke 5 bones in my foot and my toe went fully black and had to get the nail removed, it's normal again but it counts as a stubbed toe

    • @aeb4865
      @aeb4865 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao some toe stubs can be wild. Mine isn’t as wild but I bled so much from a toe stub my nail wasn’t visible from the blood

    • @jschools6036
      @jschools6036 5 лет назад +1

      When i was like 12 i stubbed my pinky toe on a square metal pipe thingy and broke the fuck out of it. i say brain freeze

    • @Tom-rust
      @Tom-rust 5 лет назад +1

      @@aeb4865 yeah man, that still sounds pretty rough

  • @lancecampbell1240
    @lancecampbell1240 Год назад +4

    It speaks volumes to how funny a human being Dan is that he’s funnier off the cuff than he is at stand up, cause his stand up is fuckin hilarious

  • @nwerner882
    @nwerner882 5 лет назад +21

    Dan Soder rules as per usual.

  • @immortalbozo2460
    @immortalbozo2460 5 лет назад +14

    This is FOR SURE the best one

  • @Michael-ht5fq
    @Michael-ht5fq 5 лет назад +6

    Twist the sponge! 😂😂 I'm dead!

  • @boujiatexas1870
    @boujiatexas1870 5 лет назад +26

    Dan soder and pretty much that whole nyc crew are comedy gold .

  • @jessecaalba8527
    @jessecaalba8527 5 лет назад +12

    Bruh this whole video had me dead he's hilarious

  • @trevor4106
    @trevor4106 5 лет назад

    This is the best response I've seen yet. Good stuff!

  • @bradleyorvisii9137
    @bradleyorvisii9137 5 лет назад

    Thank you for this brilliant idea. This is absolutely my favorite sub of all time

  • @Hatingmeisconforming
    @Hatingmeisconforming 5 лет назад +3

    I love this man

  • @karlwashere123
    @karlwashere123 5 лет назад +18

    Three stripes is a Sergeant Dan. Crackle Crackle.

  • @EL6008
    @EL6008 5 лет назад

    So I have watched all of these (so far) and this is the best one.

  • @franklinramirez9428
    @franklinramirez9428 4 года назад +1

    Man this guy is great this was a great laugh session 😂

  • @jawsytv
    @jawsytv 3 года назад +4

    I’ve watched almost all of these and I can say this is the only dude who I’ve agreed with on every answer.

  • @dirtybird311
    @dirtybird311 3 года назад +3

    Dan Soder is a legend in the making!

  • @_robertoduran
    @_robertoduran 5 лет назад +1

    One of the best videos I’ve ever watched 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Happy_Spatula
    @Happy_Spatula 4 месяца назад

    This had me laughing ALLL the way through

  • @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a
    @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a 5 лет назад +29

    🎶🎶🎶 *I wish they would get Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder on here together to answer internet questions in a boys dream!* 🎶🎶🎶
    #CrackleCrackle

    • @kevyncomstock9387
      @kevyncomstock9387 5 лет назад +1

      7g6f5e4d3c2b1a I had no idea you could hashtag on here. I agree with your statement sir or maam or intergalactic algorithm.

  • @xMrJanuaryx
    @xMrJanuaryx 4 года назад +4

    I love how whenever he gives his answer like three dudes in the background try to convince him to go with something else lol

  • @adawg9237
    @adawg9237 5 лет назад +2

    this is easily the best one out of Answer the Internet

  • @averagecheezyman8779
    @averagecheezyman8779 5 лет назад

    Why do I like that he was talking to the camera crew this entire time is her questions for him. Makes it more open like there’s a whole bunch of people in the room but more mysterious in the way.

  • @craigvgs3924
    @craigvgs3924 5 лет назад +134

    And that handsome somebitch is Dan Soder.

    • @scottbee8733
      @scottbee8733 5 лет назад +5

      Daniel you’re a star 🌟

    • @drewfernandes8
      @drewfernandes8 5 лет назад +9

      Crackle crackle

    • @3dheadcreeps87
      @3dheadcreeps87 5 лет назад +7

      You mean MTV Guy Code’s Dan Soder?

    • @craigvgs3924
      @craigvgs3924 5 лет назад +5

      3DHeadCreeps yeah man. He just rips cigs and plays with his guys.

    • @Hopper_House
      @Hopper_House 5 лет назад

      He's more than just a handsome face

  • @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a
    @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a 5 лет назад +15

    Danny Sodes!!! Incase you didnt know Dan Soder RULES PER USUAL!!!
    #CrackleCrackle

  • @specialistjj
    @specialistjj 5 лет назад

    The best one yet!

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 5 лет назад

    I love this man.

  • @whoami3015
    @whoami3015 5 лет назад +5

    One of my favorite comedians hey if you’re reading these comments you’re hilarious I love your work man!!

    • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
      @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 5 лет назад +1

      Natalia C Hey thanks, man. You're a good person. I like Soder too.

  • @qwerty1233787
    @qwerty1233787 5 лет назад +3

    The last question - forever. Easiest answer of my life.

  • @elliotselekedi982
    @elliotselekedi982 4 года назад

    This guy really went in on those questions,,, he gave the best entertaining and funny answers

  • @theothermother70
    @theothermother70 4 года назад +2

    I love how the guys behind the camera are heard making their reactions and rebuttals with his decisions.

  • @mrcardenas2947
    @mrcardenas2947 5 лет назад +7

    Soder is the shit! Crackle crackle!

  • @bdonahue88
    @bdonahue88 5 лет назад +15

    Crackle crackle

  • @K9sual
    @K9sual 5 лет назад +1

    This was one of the most entertaining questionnaires I’ve ever seen

  • @aaronhepler8070
    @aaronhepler8070 3 года назад +1

    Best one yet!

  • @edwardgarcia2106
    @edwardgarcia2106 5 лет назад +19

    I see dan soder I watch and like

  • @AgentXXSmith
    @AgentXXSmith 5 лет назад +5

    Everyone talking off-camera is doing a great job and really contributing a LOT. I definitely didn't click this to hear Dan Soder's hilarious responses because I'm a fan of his, I came here for you guys.

  • @alexanderalza7964
    @alexanderalza7964 5 лет назад +1

    Dan Soder is in his element here, genius. Crackle Crackle.

  • @Stogie1
    @Stogie1 5 лет назад

    Hands down the best one ever

  • @ld2048
    @ld2048 5 лет назад +225

    I'm straight, but I would go that far to get rid of Tom Brady.

  • @swaggersdaddy3194
    @swaggersdaddy3194 5 лет назад +10

    Who tf is dan soder and why is he so funny? 😂😂

  • @Monscent
    @Monscent 5 лет назад

    This got me thru today 😂

  • @Jurgy777
    @Jurgy777 5 лет назад +7

    This guy's voice is like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs.

  • @manuelperez4898
    @manuelperez4898 5 лет назад +3

    It has to be some of the funniest shitt I've ever heard in a long time his answers are fuking crazy and his reactions are awesome

    • @scottbee8733
      @scottbee8733 5 лет назад

      The Bonfire will blow your mind

  • @kevyncomstock9387
    @kevyncomstock9387 5 лет назад +1

    Lake county Dan!!!🔥🔥🔥 crackle crackle!

  • @byronmiller5520
    @byronmiller5520 5 лет назад

    Being Awesome per Ushe!! Vanilla Dan killing it

  • @Loe_Jist
    @Loe_Jist 5 лет назад +28

    He looks like a young BD Wong
    🔥🔥🎸🎸 crackle crackle

  • @3dheadcreeps87
    @3dheadcreeps87 5 лет назад +85

    Get Big Jay on here next!

    • @Tomdawg89
      @Tomdawg89 5 лет назад +1

      Per youshhh #cracklecrackle

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 5 лет назад +1

      Big Jay is great off the cuff on radio. He's at another level in front of a live audience

    • @creightontolliver3547
      @creightontolliver3547 5 лет назад

      And don't have your entire staff screaming at basketball games during it. Should add that.

  • @mendypeters8489
    @mendypeters8489 5 лет назад

    *I'm starting to only choose which to watch based on how long the interview is, the longer the interview the more fun they seem to have which turns out to be better, ie, Yung Hezi, Chris, that Theo Von guy and now this bloke who I'm just learning about* Great stuff

  • @jefftalkssports5455
    @jefftalkssports5455 7 месяцев назад

    THIS NEVER GETS OLD! DAN YOU THE SHIIIIT

  • @brendanboyer220
    @brendanboyer220 5 лет назад +3

    Dan Soder is basically the unofficial 3rd host of KFC Radio. Fits in perfectly and he’s hilarious.

    • @nephewsb
      @nephewsb 5 лет назад

      Dan Soder officially has a radio show 4 days a week with Big Jay Oakerson, called The Bonfire on SiriusXM

    • @nephewsb
      @nephewsb 5 лет назад

      @@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva No... He's ONE OF THE HOST of a National Radio Show... If you want to say he's a 3rd mic on any other show that's fine. Just don't forget Soder and Big Jay host a National Radio Show.

  • @ShittyBill88
    @ShittyBill88 5 лет назад +6

    I have no idea who this guy is but I’m a fan 😂

    • @jkwalzo
      @jkwalzo 5 лет назад +1

      Look up Comedy Central SXM Bonfire with big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder.
      Crackle Crackle

  • @jonahhill7675
    @jonahhill7675 5 лет назад

    This is this funniest RUclips vid I've seen in a while

  • @quinnmcdonald3763
    @quinnmcdonald3763 5 лет назад +2

    Dan Soder is funny as hell 😂😂😂

  • @robertdesantis7004
    @robertdesantis7004 5 лет назад +10

    That 5’3 and a head of hair question got to me.... I’m 16 and 5’3 and I play hockey so I gotta flow lol

  • @like_mf_tim6769
    @like_mf_tim6769 5 лет назад +30

    9:15 i know it‘s hard but money over everything so i would get a Millionär

    • @im00n.83
      @im00n.83 5 лет назад

      T. Haber bet you’re german

    • @luimu
      @luimu 5 лет назад

      It isng hard at all, you can just fuck girls everyday with that money

    • @like_mf_tim6769
      @like_mf_tim6769 5 лет назад

      im00n. Autokorrektur hat mich verraten oder?

    • @anson7776
      @anson7776 5 лет назад

      Isolation

  • @frame-perfectadskip9159
    @frame-perfectadskip9159 3 года назад +2

    10,000 a day, I couldn't convince myself to break the streak ever

  • @briesthoughts2261
    @briesthoughts2261 5 лет назад +1

    Dan is so cute and hilarious!!👏👏👏👏

  • @chrish267
    @chrish267 5 лет назад +10

    "Who's good at math?" Not the guy who answered

    • @iannickle8386
      @iannickle8386 5 лет назад

      He said 1 and 1/2 but meant 3'1.5" he was right

  • @iowahawkeyes9486
    @iowahawkeyes9486 5 лет назад +3

    It’s Vanilla Dan!!!

  • @danzorena1
    @danzorena1 5 лет назад

    I love this guy!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @davypig571
    @davypig571 4 года назад

    I think this is the best one because he seems to think about answers and not just try to be funny!

  • @johnmichael642
    @johnmichael642 5 лет назад +11

    $10,000 a day! r u kidding me! I would go a year easy!

  • @gavincarlson2917
    @gavincarlson2917 5 лет назад +1

    That cake question is too perfect

  • @TieTieTV
    @TieTieTV 5 лет назад

    this was absolutely hilarious

  • @etherealwraith203
    @etherealwraith203 5 лет назад +5

    For the 10k thing, that’s what a significant other is for

  • @blopblop333
    @blopblop333 5 лет назад +10

    Only making a 10 minute video with the Sodez? Uhh...whhhy wood yew dew thaaaat?

  • @BurghMurph
    @BurghMurph 5 лет назад

    Dan killed it!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Michael313MAD
    @Michael313MAD 5 лет назад +1

    This is the friend everybody wants 💯💯😂

  • @jasonhinojosa7623
    @jasonhinojosa7623 5 лет назад +20

    Tomi Lahren.
    Any more brain busters?

  • @tambourine3632
    @tambourine3632 5 лет назад +4

    Dohville Rule #63: Always hit like on a Dan Soder video!

  • @maddog7212
    @maddog7212 4 года назад +2

    we need a part 2 with dan soder

  • @chadmoses123
    @chadmoses123 5 лет назад +1

    Dude is hilarious

  • @h4n5i
    @h4n5i 5 лет назад +3

    how did you never hurt your head, i do that so often i rather wish being small, i always can get a ladder...

  • @davidssling932
    @davidssling932 5 лет назад +25

    I would have said Cardi B. I’ll take 1 for the team

    • @treyvongafour7992
      @treyvongafour7992 5 лет назад +9

      Joshua Shepard Major Cardi B fan?

    • @kylobenren8636
      @kylobenren8636 5 лет назад +2

      You’d probably get AIDS man

    • @user-gv9vy9xp4m
      @user-gv9vy9xp4m 5 лет назад

      Joshua Shepard is drugging somebody so you can rob them while they’re inebriated not a crime? lmfao

    • @tylersoexclusive713
      @tylersoexclusive713 5 лет назад

      You gon wake up homeless

  • @vinneshades5553
    @vinneshades5553 5 лет назад

    This video made me geek Fr

  • @gaelk2301
    @gaelk2301 5 лет назад

    Hahaha this was great 😂😂😂

  • @fufuberry23
    @fufuberry23 5 лет назад +7

    my favorite part is when the people off camera say something inaudible

  • @johnathancollard53
    @johnathancollard53 5 лет назад +80

    I’ll take one for the team and pick Nancy palosi

  • @gilley73779
    @gilley73779 5 лет назад

    best answers ever

  • @CavemanNinja100
    @CavemanNinja100 5 лет назад +1

    "Twist the sponge" haha

  • @ianmcalindon9385
    @ianmcalindon9385 5 лет назад +3

    It would be between Cardi B, Kim K, and Riley Reid

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 5 лет назад +3

    I'd do k.j rowling, no one would suspect me after she writes that I was actually gay the whole time.