Ari Shaffir Answers The Internets Weirdest Questions Part 2
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- Опубликовано: 18 июл 2021
- Ari Shaffir returns to Answer the Internet
Leave your weird, crazy hypotheticals in the comments. We'll feature them on the show.
We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 9 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Ari Shaffir to the test.
July 26th: Carly Aquilino
August 2nd: Henry Golding
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Mark Normand / Joe List. Jim Norton.
He's the worst.
The intermittent captions make it a no from me, love the content, have consumed a bunch of it before the weird hiatus, but the needless captions are distracting and superfluous
Ari is cool AF!!!!
Ari is looking more and more like Captain Spaulding everyday.
You mean Mr Belding from Saved by the bell
Don't ya like clowns?
@@IanGetchellMusic Aren't we fuckin' funny!?
That's so fuct up
Having seen Ari's 'Skeptic Tank' podcast, that he can say he has no gay tendencies is perhaps the funniest thing he's said yet.
He answered way too fast lol
Tony Speaking of which, Ari Shaffir said on his podcast that he used to bully Bobby Lee, which makes me wonder because…let's just say Shaffir isn't the toughest-looking dude on the planet.
The DeRosa shirt that he used to betray Dersoa is so funny
LOS fan I see. A man with fine taste
@@toomuchtrashpodcast7412 pretty sure everyone in the comments are LoS
@@dabs4lyfe420 I feel like LOS is still underground so seeing other fans is nice
Bro the moment he called Shane out instead knowing that he was waiting for hours.
@@dabs4lyfe420 what’s LOS?
Yeah, this video confirms he's the type of guy that would drug Bret before a flight with his family...
He's just a man living his best life.
He's not a good person, and isn't that funny
@@jonaslocao1690 he's the best, and a hilarious person
Yeah he’s a great man
@@jonaslocao1690 you literally copy pasted that like a loser.
Ari is stoned to the bone here
This is my favorite would you rather that I came up with.
Would you rather live in a Prius for the rest of your life.
(You get married, she moves into the Prius too. Have kids? They live in a Prius with you as well. )
Or
all forms of entertainment are Stephen A. Smith. (You’re reading a book, it’s Stephen A smith. You’re watching the super bowl, Stephen a smith. Etc.)
Strip clubs are entertainment. Are they Stephen a smith too?
@@tenitri5023 EVERY form of entertainment, is Stephen A. Smith
Idk who steven smith is so you lost me dude
prius.. smith is an arseclown. very tough question, kudos!
I'll take steven. I've lived in a car before and it sucks
5:17
*Natasha Legato goes into feverish chills and cold sweats, then remembers these are hypothetical*
Ari isn't for everyone but he's for me. Or however the saying goes.
Jew! Jew! Jew! Jew!
I fucking love Ari. He's a real one.
He's not that funny or a good person, but he's ok at times
@@jonaslocao1690 I enjoy a lot of his comedy, but I agree with you on him not being the best person. You should never give anyone psychedelics without their knowledge, which he has done. He's honesty lucky he didn't get sued or frankly arrested.
Also love your MF Doom i.d. photo 👍👍
@@jonaslocao1690 I can’t stand people like you. You can’t just let someone enjoy something, can you?
Ok dude you have to tie your kids shoes from their perspective? It ties the same from both directions.
Ari looks high high 😂
He smokes hella, also occasionally dabbles in some mdma, aka molly. Occasionally drugs his friends with it. Also Jewish. Trip out.
Tank 100% of the time!! they all walked in a line, grouped together, you wouldn't even have to use all the ammo
A T. Rex would be rather dope tho
I still dont feel sorry for kobe lmao
Then it’s obviously too late for you.
Damn bro you're so edgy and cool
@@williamschneider5869 your cool also cuz u care about celebrities that don't even know you exist.
@@RuizR.87 you're*
@@williamschneider5869 point proved.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs didn't have a bass player lol
he jumped to cannibalism way faster than I ever expected hahahahaha
I legit knew the thumbnail was a 'reach around' before i ever even clicked the video🤣
Hunt your food, take his shelter. Easy peasy.
Hell yeah with the LOS shirt
I FEEL LIKE IF ANYONE CAN DEFEAT THE INTERNET, ITS ARI!!
He cant defeat the internet but he can drug it
He started blocking people when he was getting hate. He’s too sensitive to win the Internet. The Internet is undefeated
@@OhighOSkater yeah death threats is win 🙄
Get Stanhope
"Kobe Bryant..." Ari Shaffir
KOBE..... Bryant. Fixed it
Colum Tyrell
Outside the window hahhHaahhaha
11:21 lmfao
3 MORE WEEKS!!
The T Rex would be the go to but only to just immediately quit the war and open a circus musket fire would wreck a T Rex
cannon would.
Id love to see a movie where slaves turn into dinosaurs and wage their own war against the north and the south.
@@magnanimus9692 lmfao
Ari rules!
When I was a journalist, I actually interviewed Shirley Phelps-Roeper (the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church). It was just depravity and stupidity.
He was so excited about riding the t-rex
This man is a living gargoyle who never got his wings.
This is the best one…
More Ari
Ari looks like he's going to out-survive everyone left after the apocalypse. He'd take the $1000 per because he'd never get sick of the cash
The STD shirt making an appearance 🔥
Ari rules
Ari "ugh to go back in time" like as if humans were riding t rex's fucking shit up hahahahaha
My barber just got arrested for child porn...won't be going back
Sorry, but the T-rex would get smoked quick. They had rifled muskets, repeating rifles, and oh yeah, CANONS, during the civil war.
One of the greatest comedians
You can't be serious
@@a.k.4o rarely
Not top 2250
#1
ON the T-rex/tank question. T-rex all the way. It's fuel is literally everywhere.....a tanks is not, nor is it's ammo.
I use to work with one of Fred Phelps granddaughters. It was weird af.
As a wheelchair user, seeing the answers to the question about being attractive and paralyzed or hideous and fully-functioning is depressing as hell.
Joey Coco Diaz
I have to disagree on the trex one. Since they assumed the trex is trained, we can assume you have plenty if ammo and fuel for the tank. But please. Please imagine being a civil war soldier, and the most advanced piece of tech you’ve ever seen is either the cotton gin or a printing press. Now imagine being on a battle field, hearing some ungodly metallic roar from over the hill, and then all the sudden a FUCKING TANK crests the hill. A monster of metal and fire, movine faster than any horse and creating chaos like youve never seen. Also its somehow impenetrable by any if your weapons. Yes a trex is terrifying, but a good musket line, a single cannon, or a civil war era gatling gun would take it down easy
Tank is the right call but I also think the enemy is literally terrified by a TREX. they would piss and run away.
tank is more effective, t-rex is just way more badass
Ari is a smart dude
Ari ate shrooms before this just so now you know
Ari looks like jack from the video games
I know alot of people dislike Ari but fuck is he hilarious lol
I think its his voice and face
How was Brad Williams not mentioned as an example in the angry midget question? 😆
oh i can't wait for the human hunting phase in life...
A wall of musketeers would do better against a t-Rex than a wall of cops unless the cops all had even meaner slugs.
T-rex over the tank. The armored ship was a waste and ultimately useless. Why would you think an armored vehicle be any different?
Especially since no fuel, ammo, or spare parts.
Why they film this w potato
Karl Pilkington
Lol the comments are people moaning about Ari but literally just chose to watch a video with him in
Or they did the smart thing. Open the video pause. Bitch about him then leave.
@@kameronbryant1341 Smart? You mean pathetic?
@@kameronbryant1341 ah yes the smart thing, be angry about a joke from over a year ago
Oh shit. Is that the 5 minute dude in the back?
9:40
That's too easy!!
I could go without yanking it for 10 years if it meant I got 36.5 million.
*Ya Never said I couldn't shack up with the wife* 😜😜
Asa akria
Get Joey Diaz on the show 🤣
Classic shirt #pres
In 10 years Ari will just be a nose with ears
Y'all asked him the women's sports one in the first video
Ari looks like a ww2 German propaganda poster
You're wrong for that bro 🤣🤣
Anyone else OCD triggered by the random cup circle the corner
You know you're going to talk to him, why not get a microphone so we can hear what you're saying.
With my mindset, id last a few years not masturbating. Every day ill be thinking 'i can retire my parents' etc. With that and more to think about. anyone would last years. A couple years of a simple sacrifice for a life of less worry lol
Where is Part 1?? Why call this part 2 if there is no part 1 lol
Y’all need to key the green screen better, looks like shit
That T Rex is quicker and more agile than a tank. Also you could make armour for the T Rex. Also, also the intimidation factor would be ridiculous
How do you know any of that? Lol you have no idea how they moved. The tank wins the war. The t rex dies eventually.
@@marshchallengestheworld6910 I think I'm allowed to make baseless assumptions for this ridiculous scenario.
@@bigdikbubls nope. You made matter of fact points with stupid context behind them.
@@marshchallengestheworld6910 would you like me alter or delete my comment? Would that make you feel better?
@@marshchallengestheworld6910 Shit like this is why no one wants you at their party.
I love midgets but rollerblade, no doubt
1:15
Ari is fucking great. He just says what he really thinks and doesn't give a fuck
Speaking from experience if your a good looking paralyzed person it doesn't matter women still think you're broken and won't give you the time of day.
is your thumbnail a mistake or...
No one asked him about the kobe thing?
this dude looks like a italian
How the hell did you even find Ari to do this shit'? Aint he living in Stilt City or some shit?!
Who's Somone?
Yeah yeah yeahs don’t have a base player.
Ari is a good fuckin comedian!
So you guys just leave this footage in LOG? Why not color correct?
Another loophole for the last one. Take care of the gerbil, but wait until the gerbil is at the last part of it’s lifespan, and instead of letting it suffer from old age, you euthanize it by biting it’s head off. Your gerbil lived a full life and you now have a 100k. It will take a longer while but less emotional trauma I guess? Lol
Ari said outside your window way too fast.
Ari is the most Jewish looking dude alive
Yooii
Stop cancelling Ari! He will cancel himself out. Let it happen!
How is the sound so bad in all of these videos? I know you people can buy what's needed. Ya got the money.
Would you rather watch your mom kill someone or learn your dad dated a supermodel imo
People bringing up his Kobe joke without bringing up Kobe's sexual assault. And Kobe's disgusting statement from his interview with the detectives :" Detective Loya: So what did you have around her neck?Bryant: I had my right hand like this and my other hand like that.Detective Winters: Okay.Detective Loya: Okay.Bryant: But … (inaudible).Detective Loya: How hard were you holding her?Detective Winters: OK, all right.Bryant: I dont know. My hands are strong. I dont know.Detective Winters: Where did this take place at? Where did this take place in the room?Bryant: Um, right in the front room. Right in the front room.Detective Winters: Where was she bent over at?Bryant: Theres um, a little um, chair, like a cushion where you sit down, and she had her leg up, she bent herself over like this.Detective Loya: Where were her hands, what were her hands holding up on?Bryant: On the um, I assume over the, over the back of the chair.Detective Loya: Okay. Did she, did you get any blood on you or anything like that?Bryant: She didnt bleed, did she?Detective Loya: Yeah, she had, she had a lot of bleeding.Bryant: Youve got to be kidding, from where?Detective Loya: From her vaginal area.Bryant: Did she cut herself or something, theres no blood on me whatsoever man, matter of fact, I still have the boxers (inaudible) boxers, theyre all white, theres nothing on them. …Detective Winters: Is it okay if we take those, I means its just gonna … ?Bryant: All right, all right, can I ask you a question though?Detective Winters: Ill let you ask some questions.Bryant: I do not want it to get to the media."
Sid haig has really let himself go.
Yall need a better mic
Would you rather drug your friend Infront of his family or be a normal human being?
I actually dont mind this dude. Dont... people are way to cancley
Is it just me or does Ari have evil eyes
Most Jewish people have beady eyes
Like Dave portinoy
Why is everyone in the comments still butthurt over the kobe tweet? That was so long ago
Because he's an idol and people have watched him play for years and years and he passed away with his daughter in a airplane unexpectedly and wasn't an asshole
@@miguelangel-ss2fq but he was gay
Weird how they care more about a comedian making a joke than a NBA star raping/sexually assaulting someone..
I’m over it but there’s this little thing called principle?
Ari is 50
Hold up I thought ari is in a relationship with a dude? Am I wrong?
Ari could become super popular because he has made himself uncancellable. He’s up there with El Pres and Trump.
Ari took this so serious
Get the haircut and don't tip.