Tom Segura Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2019
  • Leave your weird, crazy hypotheticals in the comments. We'll feature them on the show.
    We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 7 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Tom Segura to the test.
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  • @bryanpiedra4490
    @bryanpiedra4490 5 лет назад +6515

    Homeless people are always the funniest 😂

    • @mariblesurfaces9635
      @mariblesurfaces9635 5 лет назад +38

      Bryan Piedra that’s how mommy Tina likes it.

    • @cjoy36
      @cjoy36 5 лет назад +26

      #4strokegang

    • @vergance_softwares
      @vergance_softwares 5 лет назад +9

      He’s not homeless though, how bold of you to ASSUME.

    • @makrossta4740
      @makrossta4740 5 лет назад +13

      True kind of...hes always going around from motel to motel every gig...so he rarely goes back home

    • @TazTalksYouListen
      @TazTalksYouListen 5 лет назад +8

      We know he has a home because he told us that in his new home the sofa is closer to the bathroom than it was in his previous home, and the cataclysmic events that occured on the toilet led to his wife offering to drive him to the hospital. What a great bit.

  • @AFishBicycle
    @AFishBicycle 5 лет назад +2301

    “One quarter?! That’s your wildest wish?”
    “Ok 6 quarters.”

  • @ElGrilledCheezus
    @ElGrilledCheezus 3 года назад +1608

    "hey buddy"
    "Who are you talking to"
    Super underrated joke

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад +2

      🙄

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 года назад +50

      I laughed so hard because its straight up off the cuff. "Who ya talking to?"
      Knowing how his dad says "hey buddy" makes it even more hilarious

    • @stevecabapolous1172
      @stevecabapolous1172 3 года назад +10

      I’m on my patio and my cackle echoed through my apartments so bad that three of my neighbors came outside☠️

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 2 года назад

      Damn!!!!
      Really underrated

    • @t474k
      @t474k 2 года назад +3

      I dont get it someone explain please 😅

  • @zacharyp7511
    @zacharyp7511 4 года назад +830

    “Like, how many salads have I had?”
    “How many?”
    “Single digits man” 😂😂😂

  • @otsoto8088
    @otsoto8088 4 года назад +640

    Tommy dressed like he breaks into houses and steals underwear as a pasttime

  • @GoWithTh3Flow
    @GoWithTh3Flow 5 лет назад +1740

    Cage Match: Tom Segura v Bert Kreischer with Joe Rogan as the referee

    • @Dontbustthecrust
      @Dontbustthecrust 5 лет назад +57

      My money is on Bert.

    • @bertfinland6720
      @bertfinland6720 5 лет назад +108

      And Callen as the ring card girl

    • @xreallegendx4712
      @xreallegendx4712 5 лет назад +20

      Wonder what bert would have learned from being in the mafia lmao

    • @SicFromTheKush
      @SicFromTheKush 5 лет назад +40

      Dude, bert doesnt have an ounce of aggression in his soul, but lots of mma fighters seem that way too, and i think berts a couple inches taller, but still tom, hatred will take you far

    • @ScottsTots612
      @ScottsTots612 5 лет назад +19

      Fuck it. Bert's the Machine!!!!

  • @liambird2053
    @liambird2053 4 года назад +354

    “How much money would it take for you to not know how to read”
    However much Floyd Mayweather Jr. makes...

    • @camwillis7434
      @camwillis7434 4 года назад +11

      Holy shit that's funny.

    • @jessaw8160
      @jessaw8160 3 года назад

      More than 100 mil. lol

    • @farischugthai5598
      @farischugthai5598 2 года назад +3

      Literally my exact thought

    • @tuckerveal7621
      @tuckerveal7621 3 месяца назад

      This was EXACTLY my first thought. “Mayweather seems to be doing just fine” 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 лет назад +295

    Wow, Jermaine from Subway, here in the flesh!

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 4 года назад +3

      Thurnis Haley 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Andrew-fv4sj
      @Andrew-fv4sj 2 года назад

      Ooch

  • @TheTylamo
    @TheTylamo 5 лет назад +1025

    You guys have pulled some great guests to start this series! Kudos

    • @masonforrest3426
      @masonforrest3426 5 лет назад +5

      Must’ve been a hell of a budget, but it WORKS.

    • @mattmorrison1408
      @mattmorrison1408 5 лет назад +4

      except for the 2 ugly and unfunny idiots on the last video.. but i guess erika forcing them to bring on women for diversity and they didnt have a choice

    • @fredmanie2926
      @fredmanie2926 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly it's like they read my search history when they chose their guests, makes me realize how basic I am lol

    • @tylito4764
      @tylito4764 5 лет назад +1

      Fact. They need new questions tho

  • @CartyCreative
    @CartyCreative 5 лет назад +366

    Nice of Tommy Buns to step away from the halfway house he was at to do this video. I give this 4 strokes out of 4.

  • @ohky_
    @ohky_ 5 лет назад +145

    3.5 gallons of water? the undisputed water champ

  • @gildardoclemenst5101
    @gildardoclemenst5101 4 года назад +30

    "Hey buddy!"
    "Who are you talking to?"
    😂😂😂

  • @boogiewoogiebearboy
    @boogiewoogiebearboy 5 лет назад +290

    Sick Dave Attell cosplay Tom!

  • @bjburk
    @bjburk 5 лет назад +1106

    So here I am glassin the interwebs and what do I find? Mama Jean doin a non-pomcast, Well piss on me and beat me, I just came in 4 strokes. Try it out! I didnt even have neuropathy.

    • @curtcage5078
      @curtcage5078 5 лет назад +46

      You should've taken 10-12 benadryl

    • @jewfedmuzik
      @jewfedmuzik 5 лет назад +9

      My thoughts exactly my dude.. haha. Hell yeah. Theo Von was the best.

    • @jewfedmuzik
      @jewfedmuzik 5 лет назад +8

      Did you watch their spin off of Hot Ones with @SeanEvans, WetOnes? Hah.

    • @mohnjayer
      @mohnjayer 5 лет назад +17

      I had hardcore fun while watching this. Somebody pass the meth.

    • @strikkmoez
      @strikkmoez 5 лет назад +13

      You guys are doin' good. Come over later for moose soup.

  • @davidoconnor1773
    @davidoconnor1773 5 лет назад +84

    Tom looks like he's reading for the role of Artie Lange!

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад

      If he would chop off the front half of his nose, the job is his.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 года назад +1

      Hes auditioning for the part of Artie Lange impersonating Dave Atell

  • @shittyshow
    @shittyshow 3 года назад +59

    Only Tom can turn an "If you could ... anything ... " question into:
    "well, I'd like a quarter"
    That's genuine happiness right there :)

  • @mohnjayer
    @mohnjayer 5 лет назад +321

    Now, this is hardcore fun.

  • @cmrnk3554
    @cmrnk3554 5 лет назад +231

    The “how much money would it take for you not to know how to read” question was hilarious. Hoe me on out.

    • @funnymanroccoisdead
      @funnymanroccoisdead 5 лет назад +20

      Smiles Per Gallon ....”how much money does mayweather have??!” Was the answer

    • @derrickperez5148
      @derrickperez5148 5 лет назад

      Matthieu Asselin my first thought ha

    • @JustinL186
      @JustinL186 5 лет назад +2

      Home here now!

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 4 года назад

      100 million. Little shade to Mayweather lol

  • @charleywaynehinkle6358
    @charleywaynehinkle6358 5 лет назад +69

    heck torture device is a customer service robot that always hears the wrong thing and then says lets start over.

    • @MrCole58
      @MrCole58 5 лет назад +3

      Calm down Satan lolol

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 3 года назад +1

      Lately I think it's customer service robots that force you to hear 4 minutes of recorded crap before even telling you what your options are. Usually it involves around 2 minutes of "here's how much we care about you during COVID19 blablabla..."

  • @kacpyw
    @kacpyw 5 лет назад +109

    The 51 dislikes are all Garth Brook's RUclips accounts.

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg 2 года назад

      Where are the bodies!?!

  • @coreypiatt5446
    @coreypiatt5446 5 лет назад +60

    The "who are you talking to?" Line is soooo subtley amazing.
    Cuz a lot of dogs are named buddy.

    • @Immor7alBG
      @Immor7alBG 5 лет назад

      The pinnacle of high brow comedy right there

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад

      ...you can also call anybody and anything “buddy”....

  • @nickpurdy69
    @nickpurdy69 2 года назад +53

    I love how he answers and then asks them if he got it right lmao

  • @jamesvalek7988
    @jamesvalek7988 5 лет назад +64

    Nice to see Tom was inspired by Theo Von to do this, someone he really admires as a person.

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 5 лет назад +6

      Taking wives on the daily bruh

    • @jegnur
      @jegnur 5 лет назад +4

      Theo Von is annoying

  • @2but800
    @2but800 5 лет назад +24

    I see Terry Buns has decided to wear something from the Dave Attell catalog

  • @bgold9
    @bgold9 5 лет назад +83

    THE LIBRARY BLOCKED MY PASSWORD!!!

  • @anilpunj580
    @anilpunj580 5 лет назад +68

    Damn yall got The Water Champ.

  • @TheBlackMambaa248
    @TheBlackMambaa248 4 года назад +10

    It took a minute and ten seconds for Tom to rip on Bert😂

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 3 года назад +74

    Tom Segura's response to most everything is comedy gold!

  • @oledilep
    @oledilep 4 года назад +18

    Heck: have them wait in line for the actual torture, it's absolutly brilliant.

    • @PlumBoss84
      @PlumBoss84 4 года назад

      Then torture turns to munder.

    • @StanleyKubick1
      @StanleyKubick1 3 года назад

      Yeah that's not a super juvenile and basic thought at all. I literally painted a queue of people at 16 and called the painting Hell

  • @jordanhollman304
    @jordanhollman304 4 года назад +11

    a half hour version of this is needed

  • @Tar-Numendil
    @Tar-Numendil 5 лет назад +2

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And i'm constantly looking for stuff that's funny.

  • @jamessowder193
    @jamessowder193 4 года назад +13

    Could've gave Tom better questions. He's one of the funniest dudes on the planet. Same with Bill Burr, could've be set up for some big laughs.

  • @philkessel86
    @philkessel86 5 лет назад +13

    I found this series earlier today and binge watched every episode

  • @theerascal8050
    @theerascal8050 4 года назад +5

    I absolutely love his realistic approach

  • @brysontaylor1223
    @brysontaylor1223 5 лет назад

    I needed this lol I just wish I could like it more than once!

  • @trevorallen5988
    @trevorallen5988 5 лет назад

    By far the best one yet!

  • @yoavrachman2347
    @yoavrachman2347 5 лет назад +4

    Great to see you guys helping out the homeless!

  • @ilovemalechickens
    @ilovemalechickens 2 года назад +6

    God tom Segura has been a fave comedian of mine for a while. He's just so naturally funny

  • @Eisaku2
    @Eisaku2 4 года назад +2

    4:34 Crowley: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*

  • @mohnjayer
    @mohnjayer 5 лет назад +281

    Piss on me. Beat me.
    Try it out.

  • @punjab1ify
    @punjab1ify 5 лет назад +4

    Lol “hey buddy” “who are you talking to”

  • @sedalemccall
    @sedalemccall 5 лет назад

    These questions are really good lol

  • @zechariahfay6531
    @zechariahfay6531 5 лет назад

    this is now one of my favorite videos ever

  • @conorfraser7581
    @conorfraser7581 4 года назад +45

    I actually started choking when he said "any interns at the end" after describing his load size

  • @YuhhJack
    @YuhhJack 5 лет назад +10

    How many salads have I had?
    Single digits, man...😂

  • @justino.maduka77
    @justino.maduka77 5 лет назад

    One of my favorite episodes

  • @mad-official
    @mad-official 2 года назад

    These questions are wild. 😂😂😂

  • @hiphopforheads772
    @hiphopforheads772 2 года назад +3

    This is by far the only decent content I’ve ever seen from barstool. By a fucking mile

  • @heinousrat9019
    @heinousrat9019 5 лет назад +8

    I'd design a machine that would make you almost sneeze, just forever on the edge of about to sneeze.

  • @jamesb2714
    @jamesb2714 5 лет назад

    Best one yet

  • @nick.cruikshank
    @nick.cruikshank 3 года назад

    Second to last question is the best by far

  • @tophergrace132
    @tophergrace132 5 лет назад +42

    BIKES!!!!

  • @austinp123
    @austinp123 5 лет назад +322

    How much did Tom cost? Looks like you just paid him 7500 bucks and he stood in front of camera and was like , so wtf do you guys want from me?

    • @CANControlGRAFFITI
      @CANControlGRAFFITI 5 лет назад +5

      A cool ten G for this prime time you tubage

    • @Fartucus
      @Fartucus 5 лет назад +47

      Yea its a bit weird how this channel that has so little subs and just started a few months ago is somehow getting celebrities to come on and read questions they stole from ask reddit.

    • @NaruBrilu
      @NaruBrilu 5 лет назад +4

      Well if u got the money why not. Theres probably like a payment list somewhere that says x amount of $ for x amount of time

    • @LtDansLegs69
      @LtDansLegs69 5 лет назад +12

      @@Fartucus barstool is loaded dude

    • @zanethekeymasterr
      @zanethekeymasterr 5 лет назад +5

      Roger Hernandez this channel is a subdivision of barstool sports, a big media company

  • @jmo8611
    @jmo8611 2 года назад

    At the end. "Any interns wanna.." 🤣🤣

  • @Wulfiebaby
    @Wulfiebaby 9 месяцев назад

    I'm certain that I'm not alone in picturing Top Dog saying, "Hey, Buddy!" in that chipper way he used to when Tod would call him.

  • @calska140
    @calska140 5 лет назад +44

    I met this dude in the jungles of Cambodia inside a cave that looked exactly like this dude. he had a beard.

  • @bernie1107
    @bernie1107 5 лет назад +5

    Hardcore fun!!

  • @tommasofava2569
    @tommasofava2569 2 года назад

    worth the watch

  • @SethTheArtist
    @SethTheArtist 5 лет назад

    This was awesome

  • @jacej397
    @jacej397 5 лет назад +14

    Tom Segura is my favorite stand up comedian ever

  • @sebastianrutkowski7316
    @sebastianrutkowski7316 2 года назад +6

    dude's criminally underrated.
    "the people's mayor" is funny AF!!

  • @MrMack-gj7nb
    @MrMack-gj7nb 5 лет назад

    This channel deserves more subs

  • @bradleylister832
    @bradleylister832 5 лет назад

    Absolutely amaze

  • @ryanburchfield7097
    @ryanburchfield7097 5 лет назад +66

    Cage match: Garth Brooks vs Chris Gaines

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 лет назад +6

      Whoever wins we all lose.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 5 лет назад +1

      @@SEEYAIAYE god save us all

  • @lr6732
    @lr6732 5 лет назад +19

    Hey jeans i just finished in 4 strokes watching this video

  • @stevenwagner7301
    @stevenwagner7301 11 месяцев назад

    you know who i would love to see on one of these videos answering those questions Joey Diaz

  • @drewishaf
    @drewishaf 2 месяца назад

    4:45
    My wife and i just talked about this question. We came up with:
    -Waiting in lines everywhere you go
    -Constant traffic jams
    -Every time you get a hankering for something specific, it is gone from your fridge/cupboard
    -Each time you're going somewhere specific/familiar, you have to take a 20% longer detour
    So basically it's just a first-world, white-collar kind if torture- inconvenience and slight disappointment

  • @alykazaam
    @alykazaam 5 лет назад +106

    Presented with the opportunity to end hunger, bring world peace, or do literally anything else at the press of a button.
    *chooses a quarter-dispensing belly button instead*

    • @mrastronomer2268
      @mrastronomer2268 5 лет назад +6

      Well with ending world hunger or peace then he would only need to press it once and be done.. you want something that you can use everyday

    • @RnDxJha
      @RnDxJha 5 лет назад +22

      I think you can sponsor a small African child for 25 cents a month.

    • @vincebanuelos1297
      @vincebanuelos1297 5 лет назад +5

      @@RnDxJha you sir... Have made my day 🤣 that was a great reply haha. Was expecting long ass replies, people ranting, but that reply was great 😂

    • @RnDxJha
      @RnDxJha 5 лет назад +2

      @@vincebanuelos1297 😄🍞

    • @alykazaam
      @alykazaam 5 лет назад

      MrAstronomer 22 that’s true if you want to be practical. But I think lots of people would benefit everyday from peace and full bellies.

  • @OfficialMastercape
    @OfficialMastercape 2 года назад +3

    He ended up turning the line answer into one of his standup bits lol

  • @sirmert6054
    @sirmert6054 4 года назад +1

    You can always tell when a comic doesn’t want to be doing this show, and this was the pinnacle of that haha

  • @pedxing
    @pedxing 5 лет назад

    at :02 I love that this already feels like an ambush. but also, that we are moving on.

  • @peakf1300
    @peakf1300 5 лет назад +9

    Segura is naturally SOOO funny

  • @lowkeykeylow5526
    @lowkeykeylow5526 5 лет назад +7

    Herpe lip from the 711 slurpee sip

  • @caterpillakilla
    @caterpillakilla 5 лет назад

    we needed 20 more minutes of this

  • @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor
    @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor 5 лет назад

    LMAAAOO. I died at the "dog question"

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 5 лет назад +3

    I rate this interview 12 out of 12 Benadryl

  • @adamaarif5054
    @adamaarif5054 5 лет назад +3

    What is the name of the song played at the beginning of these videos!?

  • @mikeanderson6841
    @mikeanderson6841 5 лет назад

    Oh Tommy bunz lighting shit up! 😂

  • @patrykstaniszewski1668
    @patrykstaniszewski1668 5 лет назад

    Could you guys start putting these questions in the description? I really wanna use them on my friends.
    And I have a question: would you rather get a lap dance from your dad, or give your dad a lap dance

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 5 лет назад +68

    Hold my pocket.
    Gang gang!
    ✌🏽

  • @bentenigan573
    @bentenigan573 5 лет назад +3

    I find it funny that they just have to stand there

  • @daddyresale3328
    @daddyresale3328 3 года назад

    "6 quarters" lmao this man is great

  • @ericgregory7366
    @ericgregory7366 5 лет назад

    Toms deff the best

  • @Morbidyouth1
    @Morbidyouth1 5 лет назад +64

    Lol Burnt Chrysler in a Fedora is quite possibly worse than the holocaust

    • @mattbonk5813
      @mattbonk5813 5 лет назад +1

      Which Burnt vehemently denies

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 лет назад +2

      Burp Christkiller will not survive the Alcoholocaust.

    • @carlsaischa
      @carlsaischa 3 года назад

      It is more racist at least.

  • @Abster07
    @Abster07 5 лет назад +13

    the amount of inside jokes that I understand makes me feel like a good mommy

  • @alecgold1706
    @alecgold1706 5 лет назад

    Kay Eff CEEEEEEEE ..... Best hypotheticals on the net!

  • @jssytvrs
    @jssytvrs 2 года назад

    Definite mommies in the production crew love it

  • @EDMTMLFilms
    @EDMTMLFilms 5 лет назад +3

    Good morning Julia!!! I just took 10 Benadryl and ate some moose soup. Piss on me. Beat me.

  • @GrungeRockGod
    @GrungeRockGod 5 лет назад +5

    question one should have been Hard Rock Nick vs Garth Brooks

    • @wccrispy
      @wccrispy 5 лет назад

      Tom would absolutely agree with this. He might also murder you for being right. Be careful out there. Gang gang.

  • @tyangmi7566
    @tyangmi7566 5 лет назад

    Love Tom!!!

  • @excuzza
    @excuzza 3 года назад +2

    He isn’t even hating on Burt, he sounds genuinely concerned. Like a dad who caught his kid killing a neighbor cat lol

  • @TheButtniks
    @TheButtniks 5 лет назад +17

    Tim is the true water champ.
    Sorry Christine. You know its true.

    • @slimlokz559
      @slimlokz559 5 лет назад

      I love your profile pic lol

  • @thismothafuckasaid7304
    @thismothafuckasaid7304 5 лет назад +35

    "Why do you not like Theo, Tom ?"

    • @matt_queso
      @matt_queso 5 лет назад +1

      gang gang

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 5 лет назад

      @Sam Ya, saw video of her holding hands with Theo on couch. Christina then takes Theo's hand and rubs it on her face, yet she tells him to stop. It was flirtatious. Also, it definitely happened during time she was with Segura

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 3 года назад

      Theo used to be the “secretary” of her “department of interior.”

  • @user-jq9iy2co7o
    @user-jq9iy2co7o Год назад

    this is so creative, I'm amazed

  • @Gibson1961SG
    @Gibson1961SG 5 лет назад +1

    Glad to see no one's watching TV in the background this time... You guys are lucky to get someone like Tom on.

  • @GIBBSKIDS1
    @GIBBSKIDS1 5 лет назад +8

    Casey Neistat really influenced people with his vlog music. I hear the same kind of stuff everywhere

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 5 лет назад

      Ya doesn't fit these videos in my opinion

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 5 лет назад

      @Zero Cool who is Casey neistat?

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 5 лет назад

      @Zero Cool he's a super famous RUclipsr/ vlogger. Google him.

  • @ultranitro437
    @ultranitro437 5 лет назад +8

    If my belly button could do one thing it would be to make a fresh stack of 1000 100's every time I push it.

  • @FuhqEwe
    @FuhqEwe 4 года назад

    I was in tears laughing.

  • @zachh127zh
    @zachh127zh 4 года назад

    The Dog question got me lol

  • @chaddlybobaddly
    @chaddlybobaddly 5 лет назад +8

    YOU WERE REALLY DOING GOOD! SONUVA!! COME DOWN LATER FOR MOOSE SOUP!!!