Tom Segura Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions
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- Опубликовано: 1 апр 2019
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We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 7 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Tom Segura to the test.
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#AnswerTheInternet #TomSegura
Homeless people are always the funniest 😂
Bryan Piedra that’s how mommy Tina likes it.
#4strokegang
He’s not homeless though, how bold of you to ASSUME.
True kind of...hes always going around from motel to motel every gig...so he rarely goes back home
We know he has a home because he told us that in his new home the sofa is closer to the bathroom than it was in his previous home, and the cataclysmic events that occured on the toilet led to his wife offering to drive him to the hospital. What a great bit.
“One quarter?! That’s your wildest wish?”
“Ok 6 quarters.”
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"hey buddy"
"Who are you talking to"
Super underrated joke
🙄
I laughed so hard because its straight up off the cuff. "Who ya talking to?"
Knowing how his dad says "hey buddy" makes it even more hilarious
I’m on my patio and my cackle echoed through my apartments so bad that three of my neighbors came outside☠️
Damn!!!!
Really underrated
I dont get it someone explain please 😅
“Like, how many salads have I had?”
“How many?”
“Single digits man” 😂😂😂
I'm in this video and I don't like it lol
Tommy dressed like he breaks into houses and steals underwear as a pasttime
Well, I mean... he does. So.
He looks like he steals mens underwear though
Are you talking about A PANTY RAID
Lol
Yeah, that’s where he’s going after this
Cage Match: Tom Segura v Bert Kreischer with Joe Rogan as the referee
My money is on Bert.
And Callen as the ring card girl
Wonder what bert would have learned from being in the mafia lmao
Dude, bert doesnt have an ounce of aggression in his soul, but lots of mma fighters seem that way too, and i think berts a couple inches taller, but still tom, hatred will take you far
Fuck it. Bert's the Machine!!!!
“How much money would it take for you to not know how to read”
However much Floyd Mayweather Jr. makes...
Holy shit that's funny.
More than 100 mil. lol
Literally my exact thought
This was EXACTLY my first thought. “Mayweather seems to be doing just fine” 🤷🏽♂️
Wow, Jermaine from Subway, here in the flesh!
Thurnis Haley 😂😂😂😂😂
Ooch
You guys have pulled some great guests to start this series! Kudos
Must’ve been a hell of a budget, but it WORKS.
except for the 2 ugly and unfunny idiots on the last video.. but i guess erika forcing them to bring on women for diversity and they didnt have a choice
Honestly it's like they read my search history when they chose their guests, makes me realize how basic I am lol
Fact. They need new questions tho
Nice of Tommy Buns to step away from the halfway house he was at to do this video. I give this 4 strokes out of 4.
3.5 gallons of water? the undisputed water champ
"Hey buddy!"
"Who are you talking to?"
😂😂😂
Sick Dave Attell cosplay Tom!
Try it out
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Deleted scenes from Insomnia
So here I am glassin the interwebs and what do I find? Mama Jean doin a non-pomcast, Well piss on me and beat me, I just came in 4 strokes. Try it out! I didnt even have neuropathy.
You should've taken 10-12 benadryl
My thoughts exactly my dude.. haha. Hell yeah. Theo Von was the best.
Did you watch their spin off of Hot Ones with @SeanEvans, WetOnes? Hah.
I had hardcore fun while watching this. Somebody pass the meth.
You guys are doin' good. Come over later for moose soup.
Tom looks like he's reading for the role of Artie Lange!
If he would chop off the front half of his nose, the job is his.
Hes auditioning for the part of Artie Lange impersonating Dave Atell
Only Tom can turn an "If you could ... anything ... " question into:
"well, I'd like a quarter"
That's genuine happiness right there :)
Now, this is hardcore fun.
I'm overstimulated
The “how much money would it take for you not to know how to read” question was hilarious. Hoe me on out.
Smiles Per Gallon ....”how much money does mayweather have??!” Was the answer
Matthieu Asselin my first thought ha
Home here now!
100 million. Little shade to Mayweather lol
heck torture device is a customer service robot that always hears the wrong thing and then says lets start over.
Calm down Satan lolol
Lately I think it's customer service robots that force you to hear 4 minutes of recorded crap before even telling you what your options are. Usually it involves around 2 minutes of "here's how much we care about you during COVID19 blablabla..."
The 51 dislikes are all Garth Brook's RUclips accounts.
Where are the bodies!?!
The "who are you talking to?" Line is soooo subtley amazing.
Cuz a lot of dogs are named buddy.
The pinnacle of high brow comedy right there
...you can also call anybody and anything “buddy”....
I love how he answers and then asks them if he got it right lmao
Nice to see Tom was inspired by Theo Von to do this, someone he really admires as a person.
Taking wives on the daily bruh
Theo Von is annoying
I see Terry Buns has decided to wear something from the Dave Attell catalog
THE LIBRARY BLOCKED MY PASSWORD!!!
I DON'T LIKE FACEBOOK
Damn yall got The Water Champ.
It took a minute and ten seconds for Tom to rip on Bert😂
Tom Segura's response to most everything is comedy gold!
Heck: have them wait in line for the actual torture, it's absolutly brilliant.
Then torture turns to munder.
Yeah that's not a super juvenile and basic thought at all. I literally painted a queue of people at 16 and called the painting Hell
a half hour version of this is needed
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And i'm constantly looking for stuff that's funny.
Could've gave Tom better questions. He's one of the funniest dudes on the planet. Same with Bill Burr, could've be set up for some big laughs.
I found this series earlier today and binge watched every episode
I absolutely love his realistic approach
I needed this lol I just wish I could like it more than once!
By far the best one yet!
Great to see you guys helping out the homeless!
God tom Segura has been a fave comedian of mine for a while. He's just so naturally funny
4:34 Crowley: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
My first thought. haha!
Piss on me. Beat me.
Try it out.
I am home here now
Hoe man out
Home here now!
Hollow me out
whole menu
Lol “hey buddy” “who are you talking to”
These questions are really good lol
this is now one of my favorite videos ever
I actually started choking when he said "any interns at the end" after describing his load size
How many salads have I had?
Single digits, man...😂
One of my favorite episodes
These questions are wild. 😂😂😂
This is by far the only decent content I’ve ever seen from barstool. By a fucking mile
I'd design a machine that would make you almost sneeze, just forever on the edge of about to sneeze.
Best one yet
Second to last question is the best by far
BIKES!!!!
SUP KANE!
How much did Tom cost? Looks like you just paid him 7500 bucks and he stood in front of camera and was like , so wtf do you guys want from me?
A cool ten G for this prime time you tubage
Yea its a bit weird how this channel that has so little subs and just started a few months ago is somehow getting celebrities to come on and read questions they stole from ask reddit.
Well if u got the money why not. Theres probably like a payment list somewhere that says x amount of $ for x amount of time
@@Fartucus barstool is loaded dude
Roger Hernandez this channel is a subdivision of barstool sports, a big media company
At the end. "Any interns wanna.." 🤣🤣
I'm certain that I'm not alone in picturing Top Dog saying, "Hey, Buddy!" in that chipper way he used to when Tod would call him.
I met this dude in the jungles of Cambodia inside a cave that looked exactly like this dude. he had a beard.
Cool story bro
Hardcore fun!!
worth the watch
This was awesome
Tom Segura is my favorite stand up comedian ever
dude's criminally underrated.
"the people's mayor" is funny AF!!
This channel deserves more subs
Absolutely amaze
Cage match: Garth Brooks vs Chris Gaines
Whoever wins we all lose.
@@SEEYAIAYE god save us all
Hey jeans i just finished in 4 strokes watching this video
you know who i would love to see on one of these videos answering those questions Joey Diaz
4:45
My wife and i just talked about this question. We came up with:
-Waiting in lines everywhere you go
-Constant traffic jams
-Every time you get a hankering for something specific, it is gone from your fridge/cupboard
-Each time you're going somewhere specific/familiar, you have to take a 20% longer detour
So basically it's just a first-world, white-collar kind if torture- inconvenience and slight disappointment
Presented with the opportunity to end hunger, bring world peace, or do literally anything else at the press of a button.
*chooses a quarter-dispensing belly button instead*
Well with ending world hunger or peace then he would only need to press it once and be done.. you want something that you can use everyday
I think you can sponsor a small African child for 25 cents a month.
@@RnDxJha you sir... Have made my day 🤣 that was a great reply haha. Was expecting long ass replies, people ranting, but that reply was great 😂
@@vincebanuelos1297 😄🍞
MrAstronomer 22 that’s true if you want to be practical. But I think lots of people would benefit everyday from peace and full bellies.
He ended up turning the line answer into one of his standup bits lol
You can always tell when a comic doesn’t want to be doing this show, and this was the pinnacle of that haha
at :02 I love that this already feels like an ambush. but also, that we are moving on.
Segura is naturally SOOO funny
Herpe lip from the 711 slurpee sip
we needed 20 more minutes of this
LMAAAOO. I died at the "dog question"
I rate this interview 12 out of 12 Benadryl
What is the name of the song played at the beginning of these videos!?
Oh Tommy bunz lighting shit up! 😂
Could you guys start putting these questions in the description? I really wanna use them on my friends.
And I have a question: would you rather get a lap dance from your dad, or give your dad a lap dance
Hold my pocket.
Gang gang!
✌🏽
Rat King.
RIP William Conforto
This Mothafucka Said don’t forget Jimmy Akers.
@@susie7336 You're right. My bad. "RIP Jimmy....You are missed"
Bikes!!!!
I find it funny that they just have to stand there
"6 quarters" lmao this man is great
Toms deff the best
Lol Burnt Chrysler in a Fedora is quite possibly worse than the holocaust
Which Burnt vehemently denies
Burp Christkiller will not survive the Alcoholocaust.
It is more racist at least.
the amount of inside jokes that I understand makes me feel like a good mommy
You look like one
None of these where inside jokes
Yeah what?
Kay Eff CEEEEEEEE ..... Best hypotheticals on the net!
Definite mommies in the production crew love it
Good morning Julia!!! I just took 10 Benadryl and ate some moose soup. Piss on me. Beat me.
question one should have been Hard Rock Nick vs Garth Brooks
Tom would absolutely agree with this. He might also murder you for being right. Be careful out there. Gang gang.
Love Tom!!!
He isn’t even hating on Burt, he sounds genuinely concerned. Like a dad who caught his kid killing a neighbor cat lol
Tim is the true water champ.
Sorry Christine. You know its true.
I love your profile pic lol
"Why do you not like Theo, Tom ?"
gang gang
@Sam Ya, saw video of her holding hands with Theo on couch. Christina then takes Theo's hand and rubs it on her face, yet she tells him to stop. It was flirtatious. Also, it definitely happened during time she was with Segura
Theo used to be the “secretary” of her “department of interior.”
this is so creative, I'm amazed
Glad to see no one's watching TV in the background this time... You guys are lucky to get someone like Tom on.
Casey Neistat really influenced people with his vlog music. I hear the same kind of stuff everywhere
Ya doesn't fit these videos in my opinion
@Zero Cool who is Casey neistat?
@Zero Cool he's a super famous RUclipsr/ vlogger. Google him.
If my belly button could do one thing it would be to make a fresh stack of 1000 100's every time I push it.
I was in tears laughing.
The Dog question got me lol
YOU WERE REALLY DOING GOOD! SONUVA!! COME DOWN LATER FOR MOOSE SOUP!!!