We know he has a home because he told us that in his new home the sofa is closer to the bathroom than it was in his previous home, and the cataclysmic events that occured on the toilet led to his wife offering to drive him to the hospital. What a great bit.
except for the 2 ugly and unfunny idiots on the last video.. but i guess erika forcing them to bring on women for diversity and they didnt have a choice
Dude, bert doesnt have an ounce of aggression in his soul, but lots of mma fighters seem that way too, and i think berts a couple inches taller, but still tom, hatred will take you far
So here I am glassin the interwebs and what do I find? Mama Jean doin a non-pomcast, Well piss on me and beat me, I just came in 4 strokes. Try it out! I didnt even have neuropathy.
Lately I think it's customer service robots that force you to hear 4 minutes of recorded crap before even telling you what your options are. Usually it involves around 2 minutes of "here's how much we care about you during COVID19 blablabla..."
Even though these are old, theyre hilarious. I came across these episodes today, while i was going down the you tube rabbit hole. You should bring back the weird questions
4:45 My wife and i just talked about this question. We came up with: -Waiting in lines everywhere you go -Constant traffic jams -Every time you get a hankering for something specific, it is gone from your fridge/cupboard -Each time you're going somewhere specific/familiar, you have to take a 20% longer detour So basically it's just a first-world, white-collar kind if torture- inconvenience and slight disappointment
Yea its a bit weird how this channel that has so little subs and just started a few months ago is somehow getting celebrities to come on and read questions they stole from ask reddit.
Presented with the opportunity to end hunger, bring world peace, or do literally anything else at the press of a button. *chooses a quarter-dispensing belly button instead*
@Zero Cool Okay sounds great! How big are their bbc's exactly though? Are we talking painful shits for a week or a visit to the Colorectal Surgeon? I need to be satisfied.
Stats: I wanna know.. How many times Ive blinked each eyelid. How many times Ive tripped and fallen to the floor. How many times Ive tripped, but saved myself from falling to the floor..
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"hey buddy"
"Who are you talking to"
Super underrated joke
🙄
I laughed so hard because its straight up off the cuff. "Who ya talking to?"
Knowing how his dad says "hey buddy" makes it even more hilarious
I’m on my patio and my cackle echoed through my apartments so bad that three of my neighbors came outside☠️
Damn!!!!
Really underrated
I dont get it someone explain please 😅
“One quarter?! That’s your wildest wish?”
“Ok 6 quarters.”
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Homeless people are always the funniest 😂
Bryan Piedra that’s how mommy Tina likes it.
#4strokegang
He’s not homeless though, how bold of you to ASSUME.
True kind of...hes always going around from motel to motel every gig...so he rarely goes back home
We know he has a home because he told us that in his new home the sofa is closer to the bathroom than it was in his previous home, and the cataclysmic events that occured on the toilet led to his wife offering to drive him to the hospital. What a great bit.
“Like, how many salads have I had?”
“How many?”
“Single digits man” 😂😂😂
I'm in this video and I don't like it lol
You guys have pulled some great guests to start this series! Kudos
Must’ve been a hell of a budget, but it WORKS.
except for the 2 ugly and unfunny idiots on the last video.. but i guess erika forcing them to bring on women for diversity and they didnt have a choice
Honestly it's like they read my search history when they chose their guests, makes me realize how basic I am lol
Fact. They need new questions tho
Tommy dressed like he breaks into houses and steals underwear as a pasttime
Well, I mean... he does. So.
He looks like he steals mens underwear though
Are you talking about A PANTY RAID
Lol
Yeah, that’s where he’s going after this
Cage Match: Tom Segura v Bert Kreischer with Joe Rogan as the referee
My money is on Bert.
And Callen as the ring card girl
Wonder what bert would have learned from being in the mafia lmao
Dude, bert doesnt have an ounce of aggression in his soul, but lots of mma fighters seem that way too, and i think berts a couple inches taller, but still tom, hatred will take you far
Fuck it. Bert's the Machine!!!!
"Hey buddy!"
"Who are you talking to?"
😂😂😂
Sick Dave Attell cosplay Tom!
Try it out
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Deleted scenes from Insomnia
Wow, Jermaine from Subway, here in the flesh!
Thurnis Haley 😂😂😂😂😂
Ooch
Now, this is hardcore fun.
I'm overstimulated
“How much money would it take for you to not know how to read”
However much Floyd Mayweather Jr. makes...
More than 100 mil. lol
Literally my exact thought
This was EXACTLY my first thought. “Mayweather seems to be doing just fine” 🤷🏽♂️
Nice of Tommy Buns to step away from the halfway house he was at to do this video. I give this 4 strokes out of 4.
3.5 gallons of water? the undisputed water champ
So here I am glassin the interwebs and what do I find? Mama Jean doin a non-pomcast, Well piss on me and beat me, I just came in 4 strokes. Try it out! I didnt even have neuropathy.
You should've taken 10-12 benadryl
My thoughts exactly my dude.. haha. Hell yeah. Theo Von was the best.
Did you watch their spin off of Hot Ones with @SeanEvans, WetOnes? Hah.
I had hardcore fun while watching this. Somebody pass the meth.
You guys are doin' good. Come over later for moose soup.
a half hour version of this is needed
How many salads have I had?
Single digits, man...😂
Tom looks like he's reading for the role of Artie Lange!
If he would chop off the front half of his nose, the job is his.
Hes auditioning for the part of Artie Lange impersonating Dave Atell
I love how he answers and then asks them if he got it right lmao
heck torture device is a customer service robot that always hears the wrong thing and then says lets start over.
Calm down Satan lolol
Lately I think it's customer service robots that force you to hear 4 minutes of recorded crap before even telling you what your options are. Usually it involves around 2 minutes of "here's how much we care about you during COVID19 blablabla..."
The “how much money would it take for you not to know how to read” question was hilarious. Hoe me on out.
Smiles Per Gallon ....”how much money does mayweather have??!” Was the answer
Matthieu Asselin my first thought ha
Home here now!
100 million. Little shade to Mayweather lol
Tom Segura's response to most everything is comedy gold!
The "who are you talking to?" Line is soooo subtley amazing.
Cuz a lot of dogs are named buddy.
The pinnacle of high brow comedy right there
...you can also call anybody and anything “buddy”....
The 51 dislikes are all Garth Brook's RUclips accounts.
Where are the bodies!?!
THE LIBRARY BLOCKED MY PASSWORD!!!
I DON'T LIKE FACEBOOK
I see Terry Buns has decided to wear something from the Dave Attell catalog
I found this series earlier today and binge watched every episode
It took a minute and ten seconds for Tom to rip on Bert😂
Damn yall got The Water Champ.
Nice to see Tom was inspired by Theo Von to do this, someone he really admires as a person.
Taking wives on the daily bruh
Theo Von is annoying
Heck: have them wait in line for the actual torture, it's absolutly brilliant.
Then torture turns to munder.
Yeah that's not a super juvenile and basic thought at all. I literally painted a queue of people at 16 and called the painting Hell
Great to see you guys helping out the homeless!
Lol “hey buddy” “who are you talking to”
Even though these are old, theyre hilarious. I came across these episodes today, while i was going down the you tube rabbit hole. You should bring back the weird questions
Could've gave Tom better questions. He's one of the funniest dudes on the planet. Same with Bill Burr, could've be set up for some big laughs.
Definite mommies in the production crew love it
I actually started choking when he said "any interns at the end" after describing his load size
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And i'm constantly looking for stuff that's funny.
Tom Segura is my favorite stand up comedian ever
4:45
My wife and i just talked about this question. We came up with:
-Waiting in lines everywhere you go
-Constant traffic jams
-Every time you get a hankering for something specific, it is gone from your fridge/cupboard
-Each time you're going somewhere specific/familiar, you have to take a 20% longer detour
So basically it's just a first-world, white-collar kind if torture- inconvenience and slight disappointment
How much did Tom cost? Looks like you just paid him 7500 bucks and he stood in front of camera and was like , so wtf do you guys want from me?
A cool ten G for this prime time you tubage
Yea its a bit weird how this channel that has so little subs and just started a few months ago is somehow getting celebrities to come on and read questions they stole from ask reddit.
Well if u got the money why not. Theres probably like a payment list somewhere that says x amount of $ for x amount of time
@@Fartucus barstool is loaded dude
Roger Hernandez this channel is a subdivision of barstool sports, a big media company
I'd design a machine that would make you almost sneeze, just forever on the edge of about to sneeze.
I absolutely love his realistic approach
Cage match: Garth Brooks vs Chris Gaines
Whoever wins we all lose.
@@SEEYAIAYE god save us all
Piss on me. Beat me.
Try it out.
I am home here now
Hoe man out
Home here now!
Hollow me out
whole menu
He isn’t even hating on Burt, he sounds genuinely concerned. Like a dad who caught his kid killing a neighbor cat lol
dude's criminally underrated.
"the people's mayor" is funny AF!!
I needed this lol I just wish I could like it more than once!
This is by far the only decent content I’ve ever seen from barstool. By a fucking mile
Hey jeans i just finished in 4 strokes watching this video
I met this dude in the jungles of Cambodia inside a cave that looked exactly like this dude. he had a beard.
Cool story bro
This channel deserves more subs
BIKES!!!!
SUP KANE!
“Any interns?” Lmao
Segura is naturally SOOO funny
Lmao Tom’s stylist really stepped it up for this video.
I find it funny that they just have to stand there
By far the best one yet!
Presented with the opportunity to end hunger, bring world peace, or do literally anything else at the press of a button.
*chooses a quarter-dispensing belly button instead*
Well with ending world hunger or peace then he would only need to press it once and be done.. you want something that you can use everyday
I think you can sponsor a small African child for 25 cents a month.
@@RnDxJha you sir... Have made my day 🤣 that was a great reply haha. Was expecting long ass replies, people ranting, but that reply was great 😂
@@vincebanuelos1297 😄🍞
MrAstronomer 22 that’s true if you want to be practical. But I think lots of people would benefit everyday from peace and full bellies.
I rate this interview 12 out of 12 Benadryl
These questions are really good lol
the amount of inside jokes that I understand makes me feel like a good mommy
You look like one
None of these where inside jokes
Yeah what?
4:34 Crowley: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
My first thought. haha!
Herpe lip from the 711 slurpee sip
These questions are wild. 😂😂😂
5 years later, Bert still has no shirt
Why we both here?
Facts tho
Glad to see no one's watching TV in the background this time... You guys are lucky to get someone like Tom on.
Hardcore fun!!
You can always tell when a comic doesn’t want to be doing this show, and this was the pinnacle of that haha
Lol Burnt Chrysler in a Fedora is quite possibly worse than the holocaust
Which Burnt vehemently denies
Burp Christkiller will not survive the Alcoholocaust.
It is more racist at least.
"Might as well get in there and see what you can do" 😂💀🤣
Cause he drinks all that water. I don't really drink much water and had small loads until i super hydrated and had massive loads. It correlates.
If my belly button could do one thing it would be to make a fresh stack of 1000 100's every time I push it.
At the end. "Any interns wanna.." 🤣🤣
did they green screen in a gray background??
lol i was bracing myself for him to say "any interns?" at the end as he's playing it over in his head, "...is this ok if I say this??"
Tim is the true water champ.
Sorry Christine. You know its true.
I love your profile pic lol
Damn, I thought this was a trailer for a new 8 Mile movie. Tommy Buns thuggin it up 🤣
30 comedians could beat up an mma fighter
but
30 mma fighters aren’t funnier than a comedian
Fax big fax
you know who i would love to see on one of these videos answering those questions Joey Diaz
We need one with Joey Diaz
Tommy buns is looking like a Brooklyn dad running Saturday morning bodega errands lol.
question one should have been Hard Rock Nick vs Garth Brooks
Tom would absolutely agree with this. He might also murder you for being right. Be careful out there. Gang gang.
worth the watch
Good morning Julia!!! I just took 10 Benadryl and ate some moose soup. Piss on me. Beat me.
as soon as he grabbed the cards he read the first question, dude gets down to business
Hold my pocket.
Gang gang!
✌🏽
Rat King.
RIP William Conforto
This Mothafucka Said don’t forget Jimmy Akers.
@@susie7336 You're right. My bad. "RIP Jimmy....You are missed"
Bikes!!!!
You guys are doing good!
YOU WERE REALLY DOING GOOD! SONUVA!! COME DOWN LATER FOR MOOSE SOUP!!!
Yay!!! I was going to comment and say you should get Segura but you beat me to it! What about Bert Kreischer!?
Bert Kreischer next?
One of my favorite episodes
Casey Neistat really influenced people with his vlog music. I hear the same kind of stuff everywhere
Ya doesn't fit these videos in my opinion
@Zero Cool who is Casey neistat?
@Zero Cool he's a super famous RUclipsr/ vlogger. Google him.
Segura has just become that Garth Brooks guy.
Would you rather be pissed on, beat on, or hoed on out?
I would rather try it out man.
@Zero Cool Do they have access to a bunch of water and melee weapons?
@Zero Cool Okay sounds great! How big are their bbc's exactly though? Are we talking painful shits for a week or a visit to the Colorectal Surgeon? I need to be satisfied.
I want 100 hours of this.
Stats: I wanna know.. How many times Ive blinked each eyelid. How many times Ive tripped and fallen to the floor. How many times Ive tripped, but saved myself from falling to the floor..
this is now one of my favorite videos ever
Joe Rogan answers the internet's best questions please.
Good timing for this to be in my recommended. His injury was horrible
1st question should of definitely been answered with, "Joe Rogan and the fattest racist comedian blunt crisper"