Man, after the zoom and the build up through 6:20, I was so ready for something like "When my body's on Spirit Airlines but then some baggage boy fucks my dead body to get his laundry done." Still an awesome set brother!
I thought so too, but these guys are all so aware of joke theft after the whole Rogan/Mencia beef that I would guess this is either just parallel thinking or it's true and just happens to be similar to the Louis CK bit.
Cowboy would be way better. Not even any chicks on those pirate ships. As a cowboy, you get to go out on the range, stop at bordellos, get drunk at the bar, sit around a campfire... that sounds pretty sweet.
No no Crissy, the diaper works the same way for pee & you wont smell like shit until you're able to change. If you drink enough water your pee doesnt really smell at all
That's not true at ALL. Could I get some citations on "the majority of pirates were in homosexual relationships" please? I won't because there aren't any but still lol. Now I'm sure SOME were actually gay, and SOME probably practiced temporary homosexuality out of convenience, but there is zero historical record of MOST pirates being gay omegalul
Chris was awesome and now he's become such a caricature of himself. It's like when from time to time he would say outlandish stuff and it was received well and he just dove head first into that and its not genuine anymore. Nick, Tim and Shane are the only funny people left.
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The fact that this dude has a valid medical degree currently is impressive
Read this and then watch the first 3 secs of the video
@@jorn.999 exactly what i just did lmao
@Gabriel Kincaid yeah he isn't an MD
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@@MrsParksIsInTheHouse blew my balls off
I’m in the FOG, babe
CLIP IT!!!
I can't decide if I love Chris because he is amazing and funny, or he just reminds me of a mix of a bunch of idiots i grew up with.
Both, both? Both is good.
This was a good drunk laugh at 3 AM. Chrissy Clamydia never disappoints
Unless it's in bed, then he disappoints.
We all need that friend that goes '' oh you're over 7''
Damn this dude runs out of breath just by talking haha he literally talks nonstop. Him and Brent Kerschner need to hang out.
They did a cooking with bert episode together its on All Things Comedy channel
Are you taking about Bret Krishna? He's hilarious!
@@redjaredc1472 Gotta love Burnt Krystals
They do lol
Good old Bruce Kraisler
“I don’t feel like being a pirate is as gay as being a cowboy”
- Chrissy Chaos 2021
Who’s gonna tell him that most people became pirates because they were gay and pirates didn’t care
Is he wrong? I mean what do gays dress up like? Yup cowboys
I'd love to see Bobby Lee on this
Someone has to read the phone for him lmao
no thanks
@@ScottieFindsFish you're lame
Vinny is gonna whoop Chrissy D for this one 🤣🤣🤣
8:18 “think I’m over 7?” Lmao the way he says that is hella funny
oooooh Vinny is gonna kill him for that one😂😂😂😂😂
I love how his normal speed is my 2x lmao
Hell meanwhile this is the speed im trying to slow down to
CHRISSY CHAOS IS TAKING OVER THE INTERNET BABES
“Beethoven was like, I heard that!”
This format was made for this German Italic freakazoid of a cute kid !! WOILD
Chris is the textbook definition of a himbo I love it
“I don’t feel a pirate is as gay” 😂 whos gonna tell him
Chris Distefano makes my life better
We got him all week on the @KFC Radio channel. About 3 more hours of Chrissy over the next two days!
give this guy a sitcom !!!!!
He has a pilot episode staring Chaz Palminteri as his dad
Hes got a few podcasts on No Presh network
8:30 🤣😂🤣
Christy Clamydia is ca-YuuuuTe!
Chrissy lead actor face, supporting actor body Distefano!
This is the perfect guy for this
Yes! Everyone needs Chrissy Chaos in their lives!
Chris is a genius fr
John in the ball gag hahaha
He looks like the dude from "how ridiculous" if that dude came from Brooklyn and had a creepy uncle
Letsgoooo 2 minutes till realease
I choose poop every time I sit down. You have to stand. However instead of sitting down you could lay down.
Man, after the zoom and the build up through 6:20, I was so ready for something like "When my body's on Spirit Airlines but then some baggage boy fucks my dead body to get his laundry done." Still an awesome set brother!
I totally thought that's where he was goin.
that 9/11 joke was a little bit similar to Louis CK's (from 2008)
I thought so too, but these guys are all so aware of joke theft after the whole Rogan/Mencia beef that I would guess this is either just parallel thinking or it's true and just happens to be similar to the Louis CK bit.
This was made for Chrissy Chaos
This guy has a Doctorial degree.....
Am I the only one who thought I had a coffee ring on my screen in the bottom right?
God I love him.
Jesus Christ.... How come I ve never heard about this guy before. If I ever get cancer I probably deserve it.
You should watch MTV’s Guy Code/Girl Code
@@Randomynous01 with him, Schultz, and everyone those were the days.
And Lil Duval I believe.
Put his name into your You Tube search bar. There are literally hundreds of hours of content! #puregold
If you like this you'll love Chrissy Chaos podcast AND The Hey Babe podcast on RUclips and other podcast platforms!
Please get Stavros Halkias on here, or Nick Mullen
Nah, no one knows who that is.
Love the pimpy shoutaht
CHRISSSYYYYYYYYY
Vinny ain't gonna care for this one
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from all the peeing I think Chrisy has diabetes
sad
MAKE THE QUESTIONS BIGGER PLEASE
If you haven't seen it look up Chris' 9/11 story.
Cowboy would be way better. Not even any chicks on those pirate ships. As a cowboy, you get to go out on the range, stop at bordellos, get drunk at the bar, sit around a campfire... that sounds pretty sweet.
Shoutout the Babes + Pimpy
Chrisy Chaos all day
Chris’s stupid stories remind me of Badger from breaking bad
Who is in the back saying oh you’re over 7 inches
Watch history hyenas or chrissy chaos, I couldn't recommend more
Is this a card game?like have you put the questions on real cards and sold it?
Hammer* not “hamer” lol
Shoutout to Homeless Pimp
ChrissyDaddy-Long-Legs everywhere lately, not mad about it.
Now get Yannis on here
Nah, he wouldn't do it.
who is this guy? he’s funny as fuck lol
Welcome to the chaos baby!!
Put his name into the RUclips search bar. You’ll find hundreds and hundreds of hours of content! #allpuregold
What the hell would I do with .25” feet..?
Who else tried to blow that hair on the lens off their phone screen?
Hey babes
cuuuuuuuute
No no Crissy, the diaper works the same way for pee & you wont smell like shit until you're able to change. If you drink enough water your pee doesnt really smell at all
its like his podcast but with people interrupting him
CHRISSSYYYY DDDDD
he does realise that pirates where majority of the time in gay relation ships.
That's not true at ALL. Could I get some citations on "the majority of pirates were in homosexual relationships" please? I won't because there aren't any but still lol. Now I'm sure SOME were actually gay, and SOME probably practiced temporary homosexuality out of convenience, but there is zero historical record of MOST pirates being gay omegalul
Who wipes standing up?
Is he trying to be Seinfeld?
Am I the only person that doesn't have a bell icon?
Pirates had legal gay marriage
Chrissy
One of the best. Is he gay or straight. I get confused when he says things but I'm stupid
nope
What psycho path wipes standing up?
Chrissy diabetes DeStefano
Hourly Comedy has become a joke.
Just a real cute kid
hey babe
Shoutout to Tom Brady
Yoooo
Anyone else think this guy needs too get his colon checked
Hey babe 💓
Chris was awesome and now he's become such a caricature of himself. It's like when from time to time he would say outlandish stuff and it was received well and he just dove head first into that and its not genuine anymore. Nick, Tim and Shane are the only funny people left.
Guy is not funny like hes forcing it
Dont he like kids or somthing