Chris Distefano Stand-Up Performance - Late Night with Seth Meyers

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 5 лет назад +527

    Mafia stories and stories about mobsters make for some of the funniest comedy I've ever heard through the years.

    • @grantomalley8532
      @grantomalley8532 4 года назад

      @@CP-uw3kj what a Quido he is

    • @technicallythecenteroftheu1349
      @technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 года назад +3

      Yeah bro have you seen Richard Pryor's mafia bit? Fucking hilarious.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 года назад +2

      Just like Mafia and mobster movies! The best

    • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
      @IPlayOneOnT.V. 2 года назад

      @@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 More than once, Hilarious.

  • @ellllllo77
    @ellllllo77 5 лет назад +210

    “Flicks a cigarette at a tank, walk away” 😂

  • @jamesanderson5137
    @jamesanderson5137 4 года назад +900

    Chrissy D! My favorite transgender comedian

    • @AdrienneM13
      @AdrienneM13 4 года назад +83

      Daddy's little princess 😂

    • @jmastapq
      @jmastapq 4 года назад +17

      Adrienne M He knows what Daddy wants! 😂

    • @learose8623
      @learose8623 4 года назад +3

      is he transgender? i didn't know that

    • @jackstretch3235
      @jackstretch3235 4 года назад +31

      @@learose8623 no it’s a running joke

    • @chrishansen2409
      @chrishansen2409 3 года назад +13

      @@learose8623 it’s a joke from one of his shows, sometimes his dad would call him chrissy

  • @moniquehaynes6097
    @moniquehaynes6097 8 лет назад +411

    his accent makes this so much funny 😂😂

    • @morehn
      @morehn 3 года назад +1

      Bruhklyn

  • @user-uj2li2dh6m
    @user-uj2li2dh6m 4 года назад +59

    The reason this standup was a bit off was because his long divorced parents were in the crowd sitting next to each other. He talked about it on his podcast, his dad is an animal and started arguing with Chrissy's mom when he was doing his thing on stage. You can see Chris look at the crowd weird because he thought they'd torpedo his whole show and parents would get thrown out. But he powered through.

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 2 года назад +3

      That is hysterical!
      Do you know what podcast episode he talked about it?

    • @vilecorrupt
      @vilecorrupt 2 года назад

      @@BbGun-lw5vi he’s probably brought it up in all the podcasts he’s been on at some point but try heybabe or Chrissy chaos

  • @StanSensei
    @StanSensei 9 лет назад +354

    This guy has great potential. I was laughing hard.

    • @Rossco139
      @Rossco139 5 лет назад +12

      He seemed a bit off here. His other routines I've seen were side splitting.

    • @waffles9747
      @waffles9747 5 лет назад +20

      Rossco139 it's because he has to keep his material PG instead of much more mature like it is normally

    • @ecs3821
      @ecs3821 5 лет назад

      Rossco139 I like him a lot and not trying to hate but he’s has the same material since 2006

    • @david.chilin
      @david.chilin 3 года назад +2

      I know it’s 5 years later but he’s doing great now too, his podcasts are hilarious I recommend them both

  • @marius666
    @marius666 5 лет назад +100

    He was a little nervous you can tell but he's on point when he's more relaxed. His accent is gonna take him a long way

    • @jinji_xo
      @jinji_xo 2 года назад

      Becuz his parents were there arguing during his set in the crowd. He was nervous they were gonna start fighting

  • @mindaugasmazrimas4554
    @mindaugasmazrimas4554 4 года назад +409

    FYI Chris is way funnier when not completely cucked by network censorship

    • @mykillmatic
      @mykillmatic 3 года назад +3

      100 FUCKIN percent, but he still killed this considering he should be 100% uncencored at all times

  • @ASTRALPLANTAE
    @ASTRALPLANTAE 9 лет назад +70

    such a throwback... he performed at my university, i swear he's hilarious

  • @DjJooze
    @DjJooze 7 лет назад +423

    he could be a GTA character named " Tommy Pinesalts"

    • @matthenry2564
      @matthenry2564 5 лет назад +51

      Pinesols*

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 5 лет назад +17

      No way he'd be Chrissy Chlamydia

    • @jl9641
      @jl9641 5 лет назад +10

      @@Allagi22 "So, my dick drips, it's whatever. I gotta drip. Everybody has somethin"

    • @Kigoz4Life
      @Kigoz4Life 4 года назад

      Referring to sopranos pinebarron episode?

    • @xnxtlvlx4194
      @xnxtlvlx4194 4 года назад +2

      Its Pinesols like the liquid cleaner pine sol, you banana. And make no mistake, if you don't think "steel pipe" chrissy doesn't have a few names already, then you have another thing c'ming!

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +67

    rofl
    "So I feed the penguin nuts. And it's good." hahhaha

  • @Jackiedyk
    @Jackiedyk 8 лет назад +191

    Never heard of this guy. Just won tickets to a show this weekend. Should be fun.

    • @readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761
      @readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761 8 лет назад +1

      +J Wolek He is on Opie and Jim Norton a lot. When he is with Jim Norton theyre funny. Check out the clip where he gives a sandwich to a guest

    • @jaribal7843
      @jaribal7843 4 года назад +2

      How was it? 🤣🤣😂

    • @jackrivera264
      @jackrivera264 3 года назад +2

      update? 😭

  • @MsPonderthat1
    @MsPonderthat1 9 лет назад +75

    I love this guy 😂

  • @staceymarie6895
    @staceymarie6895 5 лет назад +29

    I love East Coast Comedians.

  • @fetB
    @fetB 9 лет назад +77

    loved the mobster stuff

  • @LTforMe
    @LTforMe 8 лет назад +24

    Hilarious, especially the joke about his grandad in WW2 😂

  • @khawarahmed7492
    @khawarahmed7492 4 года назад +8

    When he starts talking about his OG dad, you know it's about to get very real.

  • @MartaMAponte
    @MartaMAponte 5 лет назад +104

    Everything about us Puerto Ricans is always true 😂

    • @minadubois8370
      @minadubois8370 4 года назад +2

      No gonna lie, the she had a dream where I cheated part killed me.

  • @mykillmatic
    @mykillmatic 3 года назад +4

    killed it, for as clean as he has to be..... chrissy D one of the best!

  • @Qjoel6398
    @Qjoel6398 4 года назад +2

    Probably the best short intro to this dude's humor. Nice clip

  • @CeezPro1089
    @CeezPro1089 9 лет назад +18

    He was hilarious!! More more

  • @slytherinnyc
    @slytherinnyc 4 года назад +3

    'chris made it to the intersection'.... 'put it in facegram'... lmao!!!!!!!!!!! this guy is funny!!!

  • @chrispena82
    @chrispena82 3 года назад +7

    It’s funny to see some of his hard hitting jokes in there infancy

  • @sheenaj1977
    @sheenaj1977 5 лет назад +6

    He's hilarious. I loved him on "Guy Code"

  • @9AJW4
    @9AJW4 4 года назад +1

    They don't have nuts in the arctic circle, and they don't have penguins there either 😂

  • @williano57
    @williano57 4 года назад +1

    This guy is my new favorite comic

  • @KJ-tn6ed
    @KJ-tn6ed 7 лет назад +4

    I like his voice

  • @alolandonaldtrump8368
    @alolandonaldtrump8368 Год назад

    Even back then he was already killing it

  • @jessicakim8
    @jessicakim8 9 лет назад +22

    Girl code/Guy code!!

  • @TheJakeFlores
    @TheJakeFlores 4 года назад +3

    Even through network censorship, this is a great set!

  • @silverreads1783
    @silverreads1783 9 лет назад +28

    Love comedy newbies! Bringing back mafia jokes, boom

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 9 лет назад +2

      Probably more about being Italian than new.

  • @brianjohnson9105
    @brianjohnson9105 3 года назад

    Love Chris. He is always funny

  • @StevenM801
    @StevenM801 2 года назад

    chaos baby!!!

  • @niamerced9573
    @niamerced9573 5 лет назад +17

    Just found about this guy...I found out through my physical therapist.

    • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
      @IPlayOneOnT.V. 5 лет назад +1

      He has a doctorate in physical therapy. You can find it on his interview on Bert Kreischer's podcast video

  • @david.chilin
    @david.chilin 3 года назад +1

    Ahhh so Chrissy D is the one who came up with the whole “Latina gf gets mad you cheated on her in her dreams” joke Lmaoo

  • @queenoftheblondies4819
    @queenoftheblondies4819 3 года назад

    So happy he’s having the success he deserves now

  • @ribbs13
    @ribbs13 3 года назад +1

    Chrissy this was hysterical. Now I’m off to your channel Chrisdcomedy I have some catching up to do. Then right to No Presh Network
    Where all the funny goes down!!
    #QUARANTINE2021

  • @WesleyG8857
    @WesleyG8857 5 лет назад +2

    Very underrated!

  • @ruairidhmackenzie4877
    @ruairidhmackenzie4877 9 лет назад +73

    They don't have penguins in the artic circle either...

    • @chuckcrouse
      @chuckcrouse 9 лет назад +55

      ***** the mob had them relocated....

    • @lewissunflower6397
      @lewissunflower6397 5 лет назад +2

      Right, it's interesting to know Polar Bears don't see Penguins & vice-versa in the wild.

  • @ryangallagher364
    @ryangallagher364 4 года назад

    He is so funny. I really like his comedy.

  • @Andre-ij2tv
    @Andre-ij2tv 8 лет назад +59

    On comedy cellar`s nasty show, this guy was hilarious!
    Missing some of his energy in this clip, feels more detained.

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 8 лет назад +6

      Gjermund Kristiansen I think it's because he can't cuss. That happens a lot with stand up on talk shows. Still as funny but they can't use there full cussing vocabulary. Plus they're probably a little nervous that they're actually on TV. Broadcasted to millions of people.

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 6 лет назад +5

      Gjermund Kristiansen You mean restrained?

    • @davidwilson1401
      @davidwilson1401 6 лет назад

      Yeah, he's not as funny here as in other performances.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 5 лет назад

      Gjermund Kristiansen you mean “restrained” 😂

    • @iflywiteguy18
      @iflywiteguy18 5 лет назад +1

      In addition to what other people have said, these kinds of things are also gangshot, from what I understand. Or at least heard on the JRE so I guess take it with a grain of salt lol. Gangshot segments just file you in and out of the set with not only an audience that isn't there for you at all, but also a talkshow audience, so just so far from the kind of people Chris usually attracts. Couple that with the clean lingo and bright lights/camera, and there's just so much off from usual that it would be hard to maintain focus. You saw that too, when he took a breather and 180'd into his usual material

  • @silviabez6157
    @silviabez6157 4 года назад

    Ahahaha Yup 🇵🇷 we in the show!

  • @frankjay482
    @frankjay482 5 лет назад +1

    Cuzzie is Screwed In!!

  • @kellardmallory4248
    @kellardmallory4248 3 года назад

    Killed it Chrissy D!

  • @PL-tm1tq
    @PL-tm1tq 3 года назад +1

    Correct me if I'm wrong Chrissy pilots, there are no penguins in the arctic circle. They only exist in the southern hemisphere, Antarctica etc.

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo8487 Год назад

    He's so funny =)

  • @tinaperez7393
    @tinaperez7393 2 года назад +1

    He and Maniscalco are brothers from another mother.

  • @chrisknoblauch270
    @chrisknoblauch270 2 года назад

    Chrisy late-night!

  • @robertmilke5120
    @robertmilke5120 5 лет назад +8

    Pete Davidson and this guy would be the perfect duo

    • @melindahernandez7080
      @melindahernandez7080 4 года назад +4

      Carly Aquilino must've thought the same thing at some point.

  • @r0seg0lden._15
    @r0seg0lden._15 3 года назад +1

    Chrissy D is always having a baby lolz

  • @Porfilio-ei9ch
    @Porfilio-ei9ch 4 года назад

    Funniest thing that's been on the show
    Ever!!!!

  • @NealDamiano
    @NealDamiano 6 лет назад +3

    Dude is pretty funny.

  • @matthewguariglia9938
    @matthewguariglia9938 5 лет назад +31

    Teach Seth some comedy while you are there

  • @EphyAvenue
    @EphyAvenue 5 лет назад +3

    I’m sorry if you too are just now finding out about the reindeer thing

  • @luke1035
    @luke1035 5 лет назад +3

    This has seriously made me question my godfather Joe Bobba’s possible involvement in the Mafia...

  • @NAConen
    @NAConen 3 года назад

    Kidding aside, I hope that guy doesn’t actually have a penguin.

  • @jfdesignsinc.innovationsid1583
    @jfdesignsinc.innovationsid1583 4 года назад

    Boy what a stand up guy that Christopher ! Yukyuk

  • @151Sharon
    @151Sharon 8 лет назад

    Very Very Funny. 😄😄

  • @IReallyMissCybertron
    @IReallyMissCybertron 5 лет назад +2

    Antarctic circle

  • @Roman-nl3en
    @Roman-nl3en 5 лет назад +14

    He was really nervous here.

    • @253Jeffle
      @253Jeffle 5 лет назад +3

      Roman I could notice he was off during this set. He’s usually a lot more open and giggly in his others lol, I’ve seen him recycle some of these jokes already

    • @fatjamescorden1597
      @fatjamescorden1597 5 лет назад +2

      @@253Jeffle its called using a their good 'set', all comedians recycle their best sellers

    • @christianmaas8934
      @christianmaas8934 4 года назад

      Really? He seemed fine, he was giggling the wholetime. I dont giggle when I'm nervous, I quietly manufacture diarrhea.

  • @commandershepard1838
    @commandershepard1838 4 года назад +1

    Chrissy Green Lights is better with no nets.

  • @tobytoby8495
    @tobytoby8495 3 года назад

    This set had me actually crying.

  • @ninjacoffeebunny4659
    @ninjacoffeebunny4659 2 года назад

    ...is that my problem as a 3/4 white woman? I have no shows and therefore I'm just the main girl in my own show? 🤣

  • @rosalinarossa973
    @rosalinarossa973 5 лет назад

    Very funny 😂😂😂

  • @J-B-P
    @J-B-P 3 года назад

    Wow Chrissy Chaos doing a PG-13 set?? Never thought I’d see the day

  • @RelentlessEnigma
    @RelentlessEnigma 4 года назад

    Ya cuzzie wuzzie

  • @jeffreytaylor8210
    @jeffreytaylor8210 4 года назад

    JIMMY BALLZ!

  • @julesfrance1908
    @julesfrance1908 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant guy ! Find him and Yannis on history hyenas!!! You will be crying 😂😂🤣🤣🙌🙌

    • @Ben-ec6ky
      @Ben-ec6ky 4 года назад +1

      You wanna get cracked open and cleaned out by Chrissy D 😂

  • @asdfghjkl9260
    @asdfghjkl9260 9 лет назад

    That was hillarious

  • @kibbles-m1n
    @kibbles-m1n 3 года назад +1

    Love Chrissy but make no mistake the fact that his shirt is untucked and that long is giving me anxiety

  • @alvbarrett
    @alvbarrett 5 лет назад +5

    you can tell clear influence of biil burr on his act

    • @zevlovex6496
      @zevlovex6496 5 лет назад +2

      ones from NYC and ones from Boston; ones cheerful and young, the other bitter and old...yea i guess all northeastern accents sound the same if you're not from the area

    • @LivingInTheKaliYogurt
      @LivingInTheKaliYogurt 5 лет назад

      that's just called an East Coast accent, not a Bill Burr influence.

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 3 года назад

      Nahhhhhh

  • @jmatt4life
    @jmatt4life 5 лет назад +2

    So I’m Sam the cleaner . . . !!!

  • @voodooveal2976
    @voodooveal2976 4 года назад

    The crowd was completely dead; this guy is actually really great; I wish the crowd had a better sense of humor

  • @Coachlen24
    @Coachlen24 5 лет назад +6

    i hate when the audience claps instead of just laughing... smh

  • @HR_GN
    @HR_GN 7 лет назад +3

    ...walk away!

  • @kidbandana164
    @kidbandana164 5 лет назад +5

    He’s like Pete Davidson’s more handsome brother

  • @Muhduhfuhguh
    @Muhduhfuhguh 5 лет назад +4

    LADDER 14

  • @GaryMillyz
    @GaryMillyz 6 лет назад +1

    Ben Stiller in "The Town". Little bit. Just sayin. Funny guy.

  • @mcwarhol17
    @mcwarhol17 7 лет назад +4

    Hot eyes funny guy..

  • @kennethlauer4735
    @kennethlauer4735 5 лет назад +6

    Audience isn't use to laughing at jokes that aren't about Trump.

    • @raysunlimited
      @raysunlimited 5 лет назад +4

      Mith Randalf this was before trump was prominent. Audience just is not good.

  • @josebirrero
    @josebirrero 2 года назад

    Btw, pinguins do not live in the artic circle, just sayin'...

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 4 года назад +1

    Ladder 14

  • @BigOlBatman
    @BigOlBatman 5 лет назад

    Sven likes reindeer

  • @jameshiler7830
    @jameshiler7830 Год назад

    Whispers into pregnant woman's belly, "Your daddy bombed." - Seth Meyers

  • @Collateral0
    @Collateral0 8 лет назад +6

    i met him

    • @AVOLITE
      @AVOLITE 8 лет назад +1

      So?

    • @vinlander8484
      @vinlander8484 8 лет назад

      was he funny, was he hilarious tell me no...?

    • @Collateral0
      @Collateral0 8 лет назад +2

      Nick Markos yeah he was dope i was at yankee stadium

    • @somegirl5rock
      @somegirl5rock 6 лет назад

      Me too! He's nice

  • @commandershepard1838
    @commandershepard1838 4 года назад +1

    Let me come see you in a different way

  • @YanksGottaLock
    @YanksGottaLock 4 года назад +5

    dudes hilarious but he he tells the same 3 stories every stand up

  • @resistance8247
    @resistance8247 4 года назад +4

    After watching alot of his sketches.
    They are all the same.

  • @jayb4344
    @jayb4344 2 года назад

    Never noticed how much every bit he does is about his puerto rican wife….

  • @shanafife3228
    @shanafife3228 4 года назад

    Lol

  • @tiagomaqz
    @tiagomaqz 8 лет назад +1

    Facegram!

  • @hacksdp3
    @hacksdp3 4 года назад +1

    Aw, he couldnt say wifebeater so he cut a joke?

    • @Castlecoke
      @Castlecoke 4 года назад

      He could have said, tank top

    • @hacksdp3
      @hacksdp3 4 года назад

      Indeed.

  • @alvinmwangi
    @alvinmwangi 6 лет назад +1

    facegram

  • @emr2710
    @emr2710 4 года назад

    Channing Tatum body Dave Franco face and a bill burr ish voice

  • @一-v7r
    @一-v7r 4 года назад +1

    Idk, I don't like how he repeats jokes

  • @TheConcernedSum7
    @TheConcernedSum7 4 года назад

    Yeah his delivery is off here. It is much better in his other performances.

  • @georginarusso6832
    @georginarusso6832 5 лет назад +1

    why does he always use the same joke

  • @oskar9734
    @oskar9734 4 года назад +1

    Tigerbelly brought me here. Am i cool now?

  • @USbachelor
    @USbachelor 5 лет назад +2

    Great last name, but he spells it funny

  • @charliefarrell4992
    @charliefarrell4992 2 года назад +1

    Most annoying audience clapping at all the wrong times