Technically it is an hour but Chrissy Crypto was smart and cut out exclusive content for the RUclips audience and saved the best of the best for the Puerto Ricans
One of the best comics preforming!! Learned about him through The Bonfire. You hear the voice and have an expectation (like he said when he was in the doctoral PT program), the skill and quick wit is insane. His (drunken) story of 9/11 is a classic on RUclips.
Hes a great comedian and I dont want to take away from that, but I also think hes the kind of person who is just funny. Like 7 days a week, just going to breakfast with him you're laughing. I've known people like that and his wit and timing are too good, everytime I see him on anything I'm laughing. Hope he just keeps climbing.
Aye, Chrissy ShortSpecial. Wife and I were dying laughing the whole time during Speshy. Cant wait for an Hour, hopefully soon. You are killin it my dude🤘
Netflix has admitted themselves that most people only watch the first half of comedy specials. I think 30-40 minutes is perfect. I'd rather watch a 30 minute special every 6 months than an hour long special once a year.
I definitely would prefer an hour. People stop watching movies halfway through all the time, should we start making movies only forty minutes long? No, try to make the whole movie good.. C'mon Chrissy Short-Spesh! Great job tho ❤️
I was a poor college kid living on my own since I was 16. Someone told me to get food stamps because I literally couldn’t afford food. I had a severely part time job even though I asked for hours and volunteered to be called in when someone called in sick or whatever. I was about 20lbs underweight at the time. I waited for 5 hours sitting on a very uncomfortable fold up chair for my turn to beg for food. The worker I finally talked to was easily 400lbs. She sat on two rolling desk chairs, about one for each triple sized human ass cheek. She asked me if I was a college student, I said yes. She asked me if I was enrolled as a full time student, I excitedly said “yes!” thinking that full time college students need adequate sustenance to maintain brain and body function to study hard. She wheezed from all the effort of asking me all of those two questions then asked me if I was employed? I said yes! She asked how many hours I worked in a week? I said, “17 hours a week but I’ve been pushing for more since I started there and I’m required to put in 30 hours a week of homework for all of my courses.” She sighed like she was having palpitations. She said, “since you don’t work 20 hours a week as a full time college student, you don’t qualify for food assistance.” That’s when I finally understood that if I had just not enrolled in college and gave up on life from the very start of my adult life I could eat like Jabba the Hutt. Good thing my boots had straps ‘cause I picked myself up by them mother fuckers that day.
...That was a random ass story. That being said, I went through the same thing. Denied food stamps bc I was going to college. Stopped going to college and now I get $200+ a month for food! So worth it.
I am Latina, married to a white man, lol. My gringo! I love that he says he identified with a Latino man. My husband's identity is of a Latino woman! Love you Chris! Thank you for a fenomenal show!
Dude your special is so fcking good bro! Your light-years ahead in the game I would have thought you've been in comedy for 20 years! But I've seem you grindin on all the podcasts and it really did translate to your stand up! Thanks 😊
I'll be getting Netflix activated again so I can see it this month. Follow all the podcasts for you east coast comedians. I'm in NJ so I love the blunt jokes to the cranium. Lol love what I'm seeing. A teaser is awesome!
this is an elite level of comedy. the point of comedy is we expect good jokes but The suspense you kept the entire time had me on the edge of my seat waiting for the punch for a single joke was great writing even though it’s a true story
What's hilarious is this clip that he is referring to is the entire reason I checked out the show. I thought if they were cool enough to let line go, then I'd watch it.
I'm a spoken language interpreter, and this ks hilarious! Its literally whay every teen I interpret for who is with an adult other than their parents does. The put you to the TEST just like this. That's why they're some of the hardest clients to interpret for.
Chris, you can’t know how funny you are. Hilarious. To go as far as the visual of her with the duck sauce on her fingertips, bro, you’re over the top. Very funny guy.
Man, this shit is so wild. My wife and I watched every season of Beastmaster, because of course we did, and I remember on numerous occasions saying out loud, "I love this Distefano guy. This dude is drunk off his balls right now." Not as drunk as the Chinese lady commentator, she was GONE, omg I loved her, but my man, you were having a shit kicking good time. I also vividly remember the duck sauce line and dying. This is just awesome, because it's not often you get to watch a TV show, and have everything you are saying out loud like a maniac in your living room turn out to be completely true. Cheers, dude! :D
If I remember correctly Tiki got divorced because he was cheating on his wife with his young hot intern turned baby sitter. Then he got married to her. He’ll never learn.
I love that he’s dumping on Netflix in a Netflix special lol quality Chrissy ❤️
That’s true irony::: I don’t understand why I love this guy’s ADD insanity-- my sons name is Stefano but his dad is alittile like me
@@Ellen-xr9qn Stefano Spadaro is a fun name to say 😁
@Ellen Spadaro as a person with adhd, I completely relate to his story telling 😂🤦🏻♂️
I love how cool netflix is about posting a special that crtiques them
Fucking hilarious
Being able to put clips from a Netflix special to be on RUclips is a game changer
@@IlIlIlIlIlIl.. huh
@@IlIlIlIlIlIl.. seems like you understood it though, no?
The joke played out though
@@IlIlIlIlIlIl.. liked ur own comment + gay
Being able to call a Netflix employee fat, while on Netflix, is a game changer.
That’s like…the biggest dick energy. CHRISSY CHAOS ALL DAY.
LETS GOO BABES!!!! GO SUPPORT CHRIS ON NETFLIX!!
Kane would approve
But he got fired
What up pimp
So good! Glad he was able to get it up somewhere!
Oof
the voice crack unconfident delivery is for sure a chrissy product
It amplifiers the joke.
This special needed to be an hour. Too good
Technically it is an hour but Chrissy Crypto was smart and cut out exclusive content for the RUclips audience and saved the best of the best for the Puerto Ricans
The other 45 minutes is on Netflix
How many times do you think Chrissy has justified one of his actions by saying, "I needed the money." 😀
Every Friday evening.
Too many to count. Look what he’s up to now.
It's the new: " It was the 80's"... LOl
All of them!
He gets it from his father. 😂
"So they hire me to do jokes, I do jokes, then I got fired for doing jokes." 😅
Bro tellin the story like a woman.. don’t leave out any detail babe ❤️
Dang, felt your comment.
😂😂😂😂
And was that joke as funny as we were told to expect?
Omfg I'm dying - he absolutely stuck the landing on that freaking joke
Can u explain the joke pleasee
He got a few extra minutes on that joke with the set up... great special
One of the best comics preforming!! Learned about him through The Bonfire. You hear the voice and have an expectation (like he said when he was in the doctoral PT program), the skill and quick wit is insane. His (drunken) story of 9/11 is a classic on RUclips.
Hes a great comedian and I dont want to take away from that, but I also think hes the kind of person who is just funny. Like 7 days a week, just going to breakfast with him you're laughing. I've known people like that and his wit and timing are too good, everytime I see him on anything I'm laughing. Hope he just keeps climbing.
Think you meant performing....
Brother this was a perfect way for the guys to keep the laughs going the morning after my bachelor party. Thank you for the great special.
Aye, Chrissy ShortSpecial. Wife and I were dying laughing the whole time during Speshy. Cant wait for an Hour, hopefully soon. You are killin it my dude🤘
He has an hour but he wanted to do 40 because he thinks people don't want an hour?! He should have just put out the full hour
I think he said on the podcast it's an hour, but he only gave half to netflex and the other half he'll release on his own
Netflix has admitted themselves that most people only watch the first half of comedy specials. I think 30-40 minutes is perfect. I'd rather watch a 30 minute special every 6 months than an hour long special once a year.
I definitely would prefer an hour. People stop watching movies halfway through all the time, should we start making movies only forty minutes long? No, try to make the whole movie good.. C'mon Chrissy Short-Spesh! Great job tho ❤️
Go watch the domino effect by Ali siddiq. Mad hilarious.
I could listen to Chris tell this story 100 times over! 🤣
Because he has told the story 10 times
I thought for sure the joke was going to be…
“It’s Beng Fung, but he is eliminated.”✌️
I thought it was gonna be he bin funged up
I need the clip from Bin Fang falling in the duck sauce!! Let’s go Chrissyyyyyy! ❤
I love how at the end of the Netflix special, he closes by saying "I'm taking this to RUclips!"
I saw this special live, and Chrissy killed! I’m so happy he’s getting the recognition he deserves
Crissy Chaos killed that joke, those snowflake producers should've been the ones fired
Me and my wife saw you in Nashville Chris!!! We loved your set, it’s 100% Netflix worthy.
“Where in Asia are you from?……..Mexican 😫”
Loved the speshy weshy, it’s so much fun watching your career really take off! Can’t wait for that JRE! 😁👍
Hey Babe is where it’s at for podcasts. Watched the speshy a few days ago 💯
@@larsonfamilyhouse love Hey Babe🤙
Comedians will be the Saviors of Free Speech! You’re the best Chris!
I mean, they have been since Bruce and Carlin started...
You're a special comedian Chris! I never want to see you stop
2:45 was nick swardson the producer?😂
I was a poor college kid living on my own since I was 16. Someone told me to get food stamps because I literally couldn’t afford food. I had a severely part time job even though I asked for hours and volunteered to be called in when someone called in sick or whatever. I was about 20lbs underweight at the time. I waited for 5 hours sitting on a very uncomfortable fold up chair for my turn to beg for food. The worker I finally talked to was easily 400lbs. She sat on two rolling desk chairs, about one for each triple sized human ass cheek. She asked me if I was a college student, I said yes. She asked me if I was enrolled as a full time student, I excitedly said “yes!” thinking that full time college students need adequate sustenance to maintain brain and body function to study hard. She wheezed from all the effort of asking me all of those two questions then asked me if I was employed? I said yes! She asked how many hours I worked in a week? I said, “17 hours a week but I’ve been pushing for more since I started there and I’m required to put in 30 hours a week of homework for all of my courses.” She sighed like she was having palpitations. She said, “since you don’t work 20 hours a week as a full time college student, you don’t qualify for food assistance.” That’s when I finally understood that if I had just not enrolled in college and gave up on life from the very start of my adult life I could eat like Jabba the Hutt. Good thing my boots had straps ‘cause I picked myself up by them mother fuckers that day.
...That was a random ass story.
That being said, I went through the same thing. Denied food stamps bc I was going to college.
Stopped going to college and now I get $200+ a month for food!
So worth it.
I am Latina, married to a white man, lol. My gringo! I love that he says he identified with a Latino man. My husband's identity is of a Latino woman! Love you Chris! Thank you for a fenomenal show!
Getting fired from Netflix is almost a compliment.
Love your special and your podcasts by far my favorite comic I hope you come to Rockford IL sometime
Dude your special is so fcking good bro! Your light-years ahead in the game I would have thought you've been in comedy for 20 years! But I've seem you grindin on all the podcasts and it really did translate to your stand up! Thanks 😊
Homeless pimp is a real humanitarian god bless.
I got a list, it goes Tim Dillon, Chrisy D, and I don't care about the rest! You quickly became one of my favourite comedians 🇮🇪
Chrissy Canceled! I’m so excited for new people to discover Chrissy Capital Face!! Perf Magerfs!
i knew the punchline 50 seconds in, so good, great story
Bin fung fell in the duck sauce is something ill remember for a loooong time 😂😂😂
I'll be getting Netflix activated again so I can see it this month. Follow all the podcasts for you east coast comedians. I'm in NJ so I love the blunt jokes to the cranium. Lol love what I'm seeing. A teaser is awesome!
Just watched it last night. Pretty damn good.
That's not racist and i liked the show! Bring it back w Chris!
this is an elite level of comedy. the point of comedy is we expect good jokes but The suspense you kept the entire time had me on the edge of my seat waiting for the punch for a single joke was great writing even though it’s a true story
Was awesome to see this pop up on Netflix as recommended. Keep crushing it dude.
What's hilarious is this clip that he is referring to is the entire reason I checked out the show. I thought if they were cool enough to let line go, then I'd watch it.
I've heard this story like 25 times. Unbelievable.
The irony of Chris cursing out Netflix at the end of this special.
the speshy weshy didn't show up on my Netflix :( i think it's blocked on my country
Why there is no full version of the special?
Make no mistake this special is 🔥🤘🏻
Chris, thank you so much for your amazing content. What a time to be alive!
I had a few bud light seltzers and a flonase I WASN'T GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! 🤣🤣🤣
Chrissy is a genius at this comedy game. One of my favorites. Thx for the 😂😂😂
Loved the Speshy Weshy. :D
I'm a spoken language interpreter, and this ks hilarious! Its literally whay every teen I interpret for who is with an adult other than their parents does. The put you to the TEST just like this. That's why they're some of the hardest clients to interpret for.
Loved this special!
Re-subbed to Netflix for Speshy. If they keep giving you time, I'll keep subbing to them.
We LOVE ❤❤❤❤ Ultimate Beast Masters!
Chrissy capitol face HAHAHA this dude makes me laugh hard! thanks Chrissy!
Speshy weshy was EPIC. Ill put it on repeat just to get your numbers up. The world needs more Chrissy
"I'd been drinking bud light seltzers, doin Flonase"
🤣🤣🤣
"Im from New York you leave the R just New Yoke" Chris lmao
So awesome that you got a special on Netflix.
I gave the special a double thumbs up for the Netflix algorithm. Go Chrissy!
Build the wall 🤣😂
Chrissy, do you know if the special is going to be on Netflix worldwide? I’m from portugal and it’s not available.
Incredible delivery
Chris, you can’t know how funny you are. Hilarious. To go as far as the visual of her with the duck sauce on her fingertips, bro, you’re over the top. Very funny guy.
In which countries are the special available. Just the US?
Funniest joke ever 😂😂😂😂 RIGHT IN THE DUCK SAUCE 😂😂😂
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan is smiling down on you man. Absolutely something he would have said 😂
lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 Chrissy cracked me up!
Was great!! Watched it last night while eating a fried sandal!!!! Nicely done Chris!!
Chrissy baby good stuff!!! Keep it up!!
Aw man so happy for Chris much deserved
YO YANNIS AND CHRISSY DROPPIN SPESHES AT THE SAME TIME
Man, this shit is so wild. My wife and I watched every season of Beastmaster, because of course we did, and I remember on numerous occasions saying out loud, "I love this Distefano guy. This dude is drunk off his balls right now." Not as drunk as the Chinese lady commentator, she was GONE, omg I loved her, but my man, you were having a shit kicking good time. I also vividly remember the duck sauce line and dying. This is just awesome, because it's not often you get to watch a TV show, and have everything you are saying out loud like a maniac in your living room turn out to be completely true. Cheers, dude! :D
Ok Chris fans already know the story but its hilarious he got netflix to put it out there
Wann kann ich es auf Netflix Deutschland sehen???
Now I'm hungry
that was great! can't wait for the rest
I love Chrissy
🤣 can’t get any better then Chrissy
Man I’m About to get my Netflix turned back on just for this babe!
VAMANOOSSSS
Edit: can’t wait for the 3 hour special hosted by Rogan May 23rddd
Not available in Europe (Belgium)? :(
HAHAHA GOOD ONE NEVER SEEN YOUR STAND UP BEFORE
ol' chrissy duck sauce
Ok Reeshies peanut butter cup is hilarious and adorable. Whoever got mad at that is just hopeless.
Love it speshy weshy
The duck sauce line had me wheezing 😂
... damnit, now I want duck sauce.
Chrissy has told this joke on every single podcast on planet earth already lol
Let'go Chris!! Watched your special on Netflix and it was dope!
KB GONE HAVE THAT
Is this Special gonna be on netflix internationally soon? It's just not the italian netflix
If I remember correctly Tiki got divorced because he was cheating on his wife with his young hot intern turned baby sitter. Then he got married to her. He’ll never learn.
'Jesus made it rain
like Salt Bae' lol
A real stand up comic... refreshingly funny as sh@!
Pretty genius to call back on a previous joke before he reveals his perfect joke he thought up. I paused the video before I heard the big reveal btw
His dad would be very proud he got back at them like he has!
DUCK SAUCE 🤣☠️
Congrats on the speshy weshy. Killing it mate!! 👍🏼
I got to heat the story first, because I'm cool, and he told it in Seattle, and I bought tickets 😎😎😎.
Weooo let’s gooo