What British People Really Think Of Americans | Dara Ó Briain
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2023
- The audience fill in the blanks to the questions. "Americans are ___ " and " French people are ____" but what are the Angolan people?
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Thank you, algorithm
Lol sometimes it works
It's not easy crafting a foreign language joke that most of the audience will get. Brilliant stuff.
Starting to realise he's definiatly not Vanuatan, a true genius.
Yeah, reminds me of Eddie/Suzie Izzard. Very impressive.
It helps that almost all English people learn basic French in school. And that was VERY basic French.
Eddie Izzard did a great sketch almost entirely in broken French for a non French speaking English audience and it was brilliant.
@@scottgleeson4905 I don't know any French, but I thought it worked well because all of a sudden he said "full Irish breakfast", and I felt like I retroactively understood the jist of everything else just with that context.
Love him being all "Uhh, what do you Parisians call a baguette shop?" To speaking in fluent French like he's Eddie Izzard.
Not quite fluent" he kept saying "je veux" like a small impatient child instead of "je voudrais". Although maybe that was the character he was aiming for 😂
Nah, Eddie Izzard actually speaks French. Dara, well, what he says is not technically wrong per se, but the pronounciation is horrid and the directness of the phrasing makes it unnatural and impolite.
"impolite"? So perfect french then? 😂😂😂
@@johnmunro4952That deserves lots of likes.
He’s a Gaeilgeoir...fluent in the Irish language🤩
As an American, I would be offended about him calling us fat and stupid if I understood what he was talking about and wasn't so tired from eating my big lunch.
As a American I didn't get the joke.
I can understand as a well travelled American, other countries often equate Americans as Trump, MAGA Followers which means, Fat, Stupid, Christian Family Values Straight men caught sexually assaulting other men, very loud, poor and ill mannered. It is a universal reputation outside of the USA. Of course so many Americans that never left the country will never know that.
@@Dr-WeirdDear Doctor;
It doesn't matter! There are people who make you laugh, not so ? So laugh at them ! Never mind Dara !
@@ripdbtpoo1441 hehehe
Why did I hear this in the voice of Philip J. Fry?
As a Swede I'm highly offended, it's us who are shite at small talk.
Yeah, you tell him!
😅😅😅😅😅 Swedes 😅😅😅😅😅😅 fuck
@@RannonSi he's trying, but he's shit at it (?
@@romansdump Heh
A full Irish breakfast inside a baguette is fucking amazing.
It's simply called a Breakfast Roll. If you're very hungry you can upgrade to a Jumbo Breakfast Roll.
you eat enough and you'll have an amazing heart attack too!
@@robertdavidson8028 ooooh, a full on Scottish breakfast on a baguette, then. Deep-fried to prefectio-😳😲🤪 ... n ...
Meanwhile, *we're* supposed to be the fat ones ;)
If you can get it inside a baguette, it only counts as a sandwich. @@typacsk
People always say the French are arrogant and rude, but I found them to be quite polite when I visited from Australia. Especially the way they would usually make some attempt to mask their horror and quickly switch smoothly from their native tongue into English, in an effort to stop me from continuing to butcher their language with my 2-terms-of-high-school-back-in-1995 level of pronunciation, shockingly confused verb tenses and crazily mixed up masculine/feminine nouns.
Yeah- but - you definitely not European. We just live hating each other. We’ve been at war with each other for thousands of years. Enjoyed every minute of it 🤣
Everyone was very nice to us in France, except one waiter who we absolutely UNINTENTIONALLY pissed off when we only popped in his restaurant for a dessert. LOL
they are arrogant rude and disgusting, just like the americans even their gastronomy is disgusting and have lots of rats on turist areas, french waiters are also very rude to costumers you can see their true self on the streets burning other peoples cars rioting looting stores and so on, they taught that to the americans when they help them with their independence, those bastards..
I learned when I visited France as a college student, that the easiest way to get on with French people is not be English.
As soon as we put the Saltire on our backpacks people were open and helpful.
I agree. I really enjoyed France 🇫🇷 and the French. High school French didn’t help “ où est le crayon? le stylo est sur la table” was 100% useless to me
Good laugh to get me through Friday afternoon. Thanks. Being Dutch i watched it stoned obviously 😂😂
only on Friday?
Being an old hippie, I watched it stoned, too. Dang, he talks fast!
is that what he said? I couldn't understand that bit XD
😅😅😅
Dear Dara, thank you so much for starting the official RUclips channel.
Your humor is universal. I've shown your stand ups to many different people and they all laugh the same out loud on all your jokes.
What a day to learn that I'm rampant and well-read 🤣🤣
OMG that after credit outro - I forgot Dara is human and he can age too. Miss your live shows!
The whole COVID thing really hit the MegaBus industry hard.
This man always makes me laugh to tears. I wish I could see you live, but thanks for posting here! 🤗
you have an easy laugh it seems
@@LogitechXibanga Not really. It's partially his delivery, his fast-speaking style, the faces and body gestures he makes, partially the absurdity of it all, but mostly how right (albeit in an.exaggerated fashion) he is. In comedy, it seems to me, the ones who are the funniest have a razor-sharp perception
of the absurdities and strangeness of life and people's behaviors.
@@WhatfaceRoberts ok you have an easy laugh it shows
Great crowd. The audience is almost as funny as he is.
I get the feeling a lot of what he says is of the moment, not rehearsed at all. When you work with an audience as part of the show you have to be on-the-spot creative. I love this man.
This is brilliant stuff and i woulda laughed my ass off.
Am German tho.
It's good that even after losing Two World Wars you can still laugh. Chin up Fritz!
@@Pax_Veritas I was built 84.
I didn't lose no wars, brother.
Nice try tho.
Germans are....
A German who laughs? Never heard of that 😂😂🍺🍺🍺🥃🥃
@@Pax_VeritasAre you American?
Just make shyte up about people; that's what we should do !!😂
Can you get a full breakfast baguette anywhere in Wales. I can eat it as I drive along at 20mph.😂
My jaws are currently aching🤣. What a great bloke and a great audience too
I got a minute into this and I am in TEARS laughing so hard
Saw him in Dublin yeats ago. He is absolutly briliant. Really really funny and interesting. One of the worlds greatest Comedians❤
Beaucoup de baked beans.
The funniest part is that Tongans are quite large on average & have a culture of respectful ethics
I don’t think those were random comments. I’m guessing he knew that. He’s one smart cookie.
Respectful and ethical they are, but I still wouldn't want to piss off a Tongan or any of his family/mates/community.
@@sixstringedthing well duh.
I decided to go and do duolingo and chose French... thank you Dara because of this skit I got a pretty good score for knowing about "boo -lingerie"
I also enjoy watching the news to check for the countries that were mentioned!
I grew up in Swaziland and fought in a war against Angola….
How's your small-talk?
How angry were they?
Do you guys still answer to the name "Swaziland?"
Bro .....I moved to Swaziland 3 years ago
@@busylivingnotdying yea we do, we are still adjusting ourselves 😅
Ah mate, cracking up at 3am n trying to be quiet for my neighbours 😂
An absolute master of crowd work
Thank you Dara!
Funny guy, glad this video popped up! Thanks for the post!
In the 19th Century, the British Foreign Service had a manual that did exactly as Dara is describing as a primer for traveling officers. 'The Chinese are polite, sly and unethical.'
You wouldn't happen to recall what said manual was called as it sounds like it might make for an interesting read?
When I taught English at a University in China I was told I couldn’t do much about Students cheating during tests because it generally wasn’t considered unethical. This was in 2003
@@AxR558 The Occupation era US Army Manual For Japan is endless comedy. It was on the web in the late 90s, in one of those old style PDF files.
Hit the nail on the head with that one!
The Chinese are still sly and unethical even today. Just look at their building practices.
Loved it.. Thanks!
He was like a fun uncle on Taskmaster
Bring it on Dara-miss you, love you!💕🇨🇦
*[EDIT]*
So... only learned about Dara a few weeks ago. Absolutely AMAZING Comedy!!! Even ordered 3 DVDs, which I should get sometime in October, i.e. regular postage from UK to Canada.
Several comedians are funny, but Dara takes it many levels above the norm, while completely engaging his audience. I would LOVE to see this gentleman live, only I fear I would PISS myself laughing!!! So, so funny!!!
*My Dara DVDs:* [Edit]
1) Dara O Briain - Craic Dealer (Live 2012)
2) Dara O Briain - Live at the Threatre Royal
3) Dara O Briain - This is the Show
4) Dara O Briain - Talks Funny (Live in London)
5) Dara O Briain - Crowd Tickler (Live)
I have pissed myself laughing and it was worth every drop 😂😂😂😂😂
Not just a master of comedy, Dara has a degree in mathematics and theoretical physics from University College Dublin.
If you want a fun bit of Dara in a different situation, this was wonderful: ruclips.net/video/UJ6exaC5ryE/видео.html&ab_channel=Natala
welcome ,you finally found hilarious,hope you keep watching him...from one fan to another
Then you may want to check out a show called “mock the week” which he is the host of.
Absolutely brilliant show, the older the episodes the better.
Having just been to Vanuatu I can confirm that they are not at all vacuous, they don't in fact use vacuums at all but prefer to sweep out their huts with coconut fronds.
I LOVE YOU! Need to watch you once a day to keep my mood up :D
LOVE FROM TROMSØ NORWAY! (the latino land ;) )
His French is very good.😊
This looks like a good game for after the Christmas dinner and a few dry sherries 😅
Finally you came out with a RUclips channel. Please please do some more standup. Unless you are already doing it and I am living in a box in Singapore
I think it's high time Dara had another trip to Australia.
Maybe after Long Beach, Ca, 😊please
Well done!!!
Seen him live in Derry. Unreal!
We Irish are Very Funny People. Best In The World.
I'm from Donegal lad 😂
Brilliant work!😅😂🤣😆👍
Every country has its stereotypes... you just dont know what they are to *their* neighbours 😂
I'm sure Croations have Slovenian stereotypes and Nigerians have some for Angolans.
Damn right we do 😂😂😂
Saw him live a few years back. Much of his act was ad libbing and the audience were actually rocking with laughter. Brilliant.
One of the Americans should have bellowed "LOUD!" after the fatness was established.
They're doing that in the comments...
I’m entertained that the American bit was what they used to title the video
When I saw the title - What British People Really Think Of Americans - I didn't expect an Irishman.
Thanks for the info on Vanuatu. 😄
I LOVE this game. Irish: Drunk. Smell like cabbage. Sweeeeeeeet.
Loving this
Sensational.
Loved your gig in Kristiansand! 👍
Comic Genius!
Ah yes 2017 zordon loves Dara
there is life after whose line.....i mean mock the week
thanks for the early morning laughs dara
Brilliant free styling Dara.
More funny clips!!!
Loved your comment billyeveryteen!!!!
As an American, I thought we were ugly.
Uh, no - that's just yourself. Sorry, dude, we all thought you knew.
@AlbertaGeek I was visiting West Germany in 1985. I went on a picnic outing with my sister and her family. Before we went home, we did a quick pick-up of garbage in the area. I found Budwiser beer cans. In Germany, the only people who would drink Budwiser and throw the cans on the ground were American service members. That's when I found out how ugly Americans could be no matter how handsome they were.
Still love that routine. 😂
I did subscribe, like and now I'm commenting about it.
Un full Irish breakfast 😂😂😂😂😂
"Cork!" 😂😂😂
What's great is the audience interaction throws in some random and it's like water off a duck's back.
" ah those vacuous pricks" lmfao
mmm, love getting served decade old content I've seen 12000 times before, yay!
Bring back mock the week
I'm an American and agree that many of us are fat and astonishingly stupid. Nevertheless, I love watching Dara when I can catch his stand up and other shows. I miss him on Mock The Week!! 😢
when you say many you ment to say almost everyone, dont forget that a man over 90kg and 1.80m tall is already consider fat,when you say an american is fat the reallity is that he is already morbid obese
He may be drunk and carrying on. The Irish are always drunk and pissed off😂😂😂
5:40 Has this audience member been on TV in some capacity? He looks very familiar
I followed him throughout "Mock The Week"
Hope you never got a restraining order for all that stalking 😉
Fun fact: Swaziland does not even exist anymore. It's eswatini now....
...avec beaucoup de Baked Beans! 😂
Ver funny! 🤣😂😅👍🇺🇸
Ireland's answer to Robin Williams
Not only did I laugh but learnt new words, ftw.
Very clever dude comment from oz.
Speaking of obscure countries, I wonder what they would say about Canadians. Polite and apologetic?
We love Canadians, what do you mean an obscure country, Canadians live here and the tourists are lovely! Some of the best tourists in the world we do feel bad that their accent sounds similar to the scummy Americans though
“Polite and apologetic” that’s up a notch from when it used to be “boring”
Hope he did this americans bit on his recent tour of Canada.
I saw him last Thursday in Calgary. He didn't do a lot of American stuff but he did joke about how we Canadians are starting to invade the UK now that there's apparently a new Tim Hortons in Birmingham.
And here's me thinking, "I wonder how @NewMessage has been doing, I haven't seen them comment on RUclips lately. I hope they're taking care of themselves, getting enough to eat, that kind of thing." Only to see you condoning this tired kind of American bashing. I mean we deserve it, but I somehow expected better out of you.
The Angolan Flag has a Machete on it. Sounds pretty violent to me.
😂😂😂😂😂
Would Egyptians be described as mummies boys
And here was I thinking an Irish breakfast was a potato with bog butter.
😂
The people of Vanuatu are "up to their knees in water".
I've always put Vanuatu as my country of residence when asked on the internet. They seem to have few content prohibitions and no one would find me if they started looking there.
Micronesia...even better! ;).
I like it. I’ve been to Vanuatu. So I could at least fake some passing knowledge of the place v
@@yankinwaoz Ah! So you are the one!
A full Irish breakfast should include a Guinness!
Naah, the real Irish breakfast is 2 Panadol and a mug of coffee.
Guinness is Japanese for feck sake
there's a reason no one ever says "Let's go for Irish"...
Je voudrais une baguette de full Irish breakfast s'il vous plait.
RUclips wants to translate this
Fun fact for some of the people in the comments
The British people are the citizens of the United Kingdom, the British Overseas Territories, and the Crown dependencies.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
If you are northern Irish you are infact British
He's from Dublin so not infact british
Wait a baguette shop isn’t just called a bakery?
At least nobody yelled out 'Subway!' That's what I was half-expecting.
Boulangerie is just the French word for bakery, so yes.
A full Irish baguette that's just a posh bacon butty
The audience said that....
Suddenly realised that during my recent to Ireland the full breakfast crepe was something completely comically wonderful
This is quite the incorrect title summary of the content.
There is a LOT of people who dont understand comedy watching this. The comments are nearly as funny as the show!
What was said about the Dutch?
That they're stoned.
@@ShaunCushley97 Right. Kinda like everyone in Dublin takes their pet sheep for a walk to graze on city lawns.
@@TheJAMF So did they use to then?
@@robertdavidson8028 Well, it's legal and everyone is informed, but that does take away the thrill of being naughty. So Amsterdam smells of weed, but it's the regulars and the tourists that are smoking it up in the coffeeshops. In statistics, the Netherlands is just after Italy, who is in 5th place.
@@TheJAMF Thanks for the information, but I was asking about the Dubliners really.
I can take the accent, but the speed...!
I’d be annoyed but as an Irish person I’m too annoyed with the lack of alcohol and shamrocks in the pub
We don't think about the castrati in the UK at all.
Titles a little clickbait. Talked about Americans for about 5 seconds.
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