How White People Act At A Pitbull Concert. Stand Up Comedy | Chris Distefano

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @00tree
    @00tree 4 месяца назад +252

    “Who’s Dale?” I totally loled and my stomach is cramping.

    • @Leopardeye
      @Leopardeye 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂 SAME

    • @SuperMarioG1
      @SuperMarioG1 3 месяца назад +3

      Pocket Sand!

    • @americanwoman445
      @americanwoman445 3 месяца назад +1

      Yup...😂😂

    • @gsleazy1975
      @gsleazy1975 3 месяца назад +2

      Bro I was just saying "no not dale.. oh shit he's gonna say dale!" Straight suspense. I would probably have pissed myself from how crucial that moment was to experience.

    • @00tree
      @00tree 3 месяца назад

      @@gsleazy1975 IKR?!!

  • @nickawho98
    @nickawho98 4 месяца назад +344

    Chris roasting everyone front row except the two rockets on the left so his gf don’t get mad even funnier

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 месяца назад +133

      You know it

    • @cuoressportivo
      @cuoressportivo 4 месяца назад +22

      We all saw it 😂😂 avoid at all cost

    • @jchannel1001
      @jchannel1001 4 месяца назад +28

      They were absolutely begging for it too 😂

    • @mwtaytay
      @mwtaytay 4 месяца назад +10

      Facts lol won’t even let his eyes stray for a second!

    • @jabe3125
      @jabe3125 4 месяца назад +8

      It seems interesting that the "blonde" one doesn't really laugh at any of the jokes except for the ones where she is referenced slightly.

  • @hebrewhammer9068
    @hebrewhammer9068 4 месяца назад +90

    Salt pepper Adobo in the wound is wilddd 😂

  • @bertall1ca
    @bertall1ca 4 месяца назад +86

    I lost it at "is he a migrant?"

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 3 месяца назад +62

    Whose "dale?!". I DIED!!!

  • @ndbaker74
    @ndbaker74 4 месяца назад +83

    Holy hell! What did I just watch?! This dude just killed!

  • @lolx444
    @lolx444 4 месяца назад +122

    something about the way his voice breaks when he does that voice kills me

  • @IsabeldeCastillaLacatólica
    @IsabeldeCastillaLacatólica 16 дней назад +3

    As a LATINO woman myself : DALE APPROVE! ❤

  • @MsShellectable
    @MsShellectable 3 месяца назад +35

    The chaotic, f*ck it crowd work is hilarious.

  • @RobertoRamirez-zu5fw
    @RobertoRamirez-zu5fw 3 месяца назад +28

    HIS CROWD WORK IS FKN AMAZING!!!
    HILLARIOUS GUY!!
    😂🤣💯👍

  • @The_Bashar
    @The_Bashar 3 месяца назад +11

    That chaotic energy was *MOST EVER!* 😂😂😂

  • @Cappa401
    @Cappa401 4 месяца назад +79

    The great thing about standup is that everyone does it differently and Chrissy does it his way and I'm here for it !! Could've used a Claritin Chris !

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 месяца назад +20

      That’s true babe

    • @dnagara
      @dnagara 4 месяца назад

      @@chrisdcomedySteel Pipe Chrissy knows how to deal with Latinassssss

    • @evandercaldwell9993
      @evandercaldwell9993 4 месяца назад +1

      We got to celebrate our differences!!

    • @Augustus_Minott
      @Augustus_Minott 3 месяца назад +1

      The great thing is about RUclips comments is that everyone does it differently and Cappa401 does it his way and I’m here for it!

  • @yeshuasaves7882
    @yeshuasaves7882 4 месяца назад +72

    Stage 4 cancer can’t believe it just needed to laugh today. I’m glad you’re always experimenting with your craft I have a buddy that’s reminds me of you. Thanks for the laugh

    • @vegansydmost1345
      @vegansydmost1345 4 месяца назад +5

      J Tibbens cancer treatment protocol has worked for me. Sending love and healing to you🙏

    • @TheDragonMamma
      @TheDragonMamma 4 месяца назад +5

      Sending you positive energy, we all appreciate Chris’s work but it’s good to remember that there are people who really need uplifting joyful moments ❤ I hope you have peace

    • @nd2705
      @nd2705 3 месяца назад +3

      I am praying for you.🙏🏻

    • @MzTeriberry
      @MzTeriberry 3 месяца назад +3

      God bless you

    • @scottwebster2473
      @scottwebster2473 3 месяца назад +3

      Keep fighting my friend, I'm halfway through kicking stage 3 colon cancer's ass. Laughing the whole time has kept it manageable

  • @jaybrack7272
    @jaybrack7272 4 месяца назад +75

    Dude in the front row, Jerry from Worst Ex is so uncomfortable and salty he’s getting roasted 😂 loved it

    • @bryantbravo9363
      @bryantbravo9363 3 месяца назад +6

      Ik he had to throw his date under the bus

    • @Oyaji.
      @Oyaji. 3 месяца назад +4

      I thought that's why chris kept coming at him

    • @dealwolfstriked272
      @dealwolfstriked272 3 месяца назад

      Never ever EVER sit front row at a comedy club....first rule of fight club is?

    • @tagaway6173
      @tagaway6173 3 месяца назад

      ​@@bryantbravo9363 What do you think he could have say, giving that fact that they are not dating?

    • @tagaway6173
      @tagaway6173 3 месяца назад

      ​@@bryantbravo9363 I'm not defending his actions, I'm curious to know if that comment made the girl really uncomfortable as the comments make it seem.
      What if they are just coworkers?
      (I might not have understood the video well because of my poor English.)

  • @----REDACTED----
    @----REDACTED---- 4 месяца назад +71

    "ONE LAST THING! *hears slurp*🤢 Have a good night everyone 😃"

  • @mitchellphillips7312
    @mitchellphillips7312 4 месяца назад +51

    Youre killing it more and more lately man , super happy to see the success. You deserve it 🙏🏻

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 месяца назад +38

      Thanks babe. I put on my high heels and i go to work

    • @vernonmccarty8480
      @vernonmccarty8480 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@chrisdcomedy😂

  • @katherineganley7806
    @katherineganley7806 3 месяца назад +15

    Those 2 borox babes on the front row are so wrapped up in how they project their appearance, they're too uptight to let go, laugh, & have a good time. Can't crack their faces they spent HOURS assembling.

  • @selam1353
    @selam1353 4 месяца назад +18

    “ they are not my kids “ 😂

  • @Jvega001
    @Jvega001 4 месяца назад +22

    I enjoy this time of unhinged rambling 😂

  • @patriciatapia1710
    @patriciatapia1710 4 месяца назад +30

    as a latina, im just proud of what my people are doing in the states. stay you chicas

    • @nadiabernal480
      @nadiabernal480 3 месяца назад +2

      Same! 😜

    • @Momo9500-i4b
      @Momo9500-i4b 3 месяца назад

      You’re proud of 10 million illegals living off our government popping oit as many kids as they can so they can receive government benefits? Wow nothing to be proud of

  • @goodalgowhale
    @goodalgowhale 4 месяца назад +46

    u're so funny and underrated man, u're super high level

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 месяца назад +44

      Thank you . I am fueled by Nutella

    • @CaXreLL
      @CaXreLL 4 месяца назад +1

      @@chrisdcomedy🤣

    • @mariolongtin8271
      @mariolongtin8271 4 месяца назад +2

      Stole the words out my mouth - very underrated

    • @mljrotag6343
      @mljrotag6343 4 месяца назад

      Wish you'd come to north FL.

  • @jadziamerriberri
    @jadziamerriberri 4 месяца назад +8

    My teen called me "bruh" for so long, I started doing it.

  • @trombone_pasha
    @trombone_pasha 4 месяца назад +18

    Love your comedy, Chrissy, you're one of the best in NYC

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 месяца назад +7

      My man

    • @HF1.0
      @HF1.0 4 месяца назад

      @@chrisdcomedysecond only to DeRosa

    • @laluna937
      @laluna937 4 месяца назад +1

      Hilarious. I love the roasting. 😂

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 4 месяца назад +60

    Miami slang
    Dale became a catchphrase in Miami after being made famous by singer Pitbull. It can mean "Do it", "Hurry up", and "Let's go".

    • @AztecDread
      @AztecDread 4 месяца назад +8

      Pitbull did not make it famous 😂😂

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 4 месяца назад

      It can also mean давай.

    • @miken3992
      @miken3992 3 месяца назад +1

      @user-gp1zv5pn2o I LOVE people like you....people who say something thinking they sound intelligent, despite not realizing what they are saying is completely incorrect.

    • @smurfitoo1585
      @smurfitoo1585 3 месяца назад +5

      Not Miami slang that’s urban Spanish slang up here in nyc Puerto Ricans and Dominicans been saying dale since like the 60s

    • @askmemum
      @askmemum 3 месяца назад

      Ya sabemos

  • @jamiek.1831
    @jamiek.1831 4 месяца назад +18

    Sad to say I didn't know you before your Netflix special. Since then you've made me laugh non-stop. Love it ❤

  • @nieshah5577
    @nieshah5577 4 месяца назад +6

    Good set Chrissy. Stop putting yourself down! The babes support you🎉 More HeyBabe asap plz

  • @GoodGollyMissMolly763
    @GoodGollyMissMolly763 3 месяца назад +22

    All these years I thought Pitbull was saying "daaahling" like darling but in slang. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eltripudiante
    @eltripudiante 3 месяца назад +10

    I loved you Chris, Puerto Rican here. lol

  • @crazylittlepartytifs
    @crazylittlepartytifs 4 месяца назад +6

    I went to the comedy cellar last year when i was in ny and discovered you for the first time and you're literally one of my favourite comedians now.. keep up the great work "bro" you're awesome 😂😂🙌🙌💐💐

  • @Dirdj2
    @Dirdj2 6 дней назад

    For sure laughing out loud. Worthy of sharing.

  • @sdbaum1616
    @sdbaum1616 4 месяца назад +2

    I love the self effacing comments that set the tone for the next line about how the guy is a serial killer or how the other is possibly exactly like the worst ex guy etc.. very enjoyable comedy !!!

  • @HBgirl99
    @HBgirl99 2 месяца назад

    I just discovered this comedian and fell down the rabbit hole. He is so naturally funny! I can see why people probably claw their way into the front row, hoping he picks on them, lol.

  • @johnblandersen1626
    @johnblandersen1626 4 месяца назад +7

    There ya go. It's good to see the return to hacking out new material. Excellent set! You are a unique talent and I'm glad to see you working hard because you kill it like no other. Thanks, Chrissy (I used your girl name so you know I'm serious).

  • @antoniebrooks7776
    @antoniebrooks7776 3 месяца назад +1

    This guy is a genius- "If I don't know you personally, I don't let you affect my life at all" words to live by..and funny AF and cute as a button...

  • @crisisactor420
    @crisisactor420 3 месяца назад

    Shout out NY Comedy Club! I feel like it never gets enough love from big comics. Spent my last two birthdays at the one in midtown! Missed Chrissy by a WEEK. FUUUCK! Love ya dude

  • @sammie578
    @sammie578 4 месяца назад +3

    I love Chrissy Chaos so much, he's the best:)

  • @justingalban9561
    @justingalban9561 4 месяца назад +34

    What a smoke show in the front row

    • @jgarcia2823
      @jgarcia2823 4 месяца назад +2

      Absolutely A Dime

    • @RD24LFG
      @RD24LFG 3 месяца назад +2

      Am I weird for finding the girl with the guy who had bangs for attractive?

    • @emmanuelregent3254
      @emmanuelregent3254 3 месяца назад

      Was searching for this comment 😂

    • @timharper4246
      @timharper4246 3 месяца назад

      Those types are for fun and not marriage, bro. Notice how she didn't laugh once? She's all looks, selfies and 100 dollar ass crack workout pants.

  • @vernonmccarty8480
    @vernonmccarty8480 4 месяца назад +3

    Great job Chris. We love ya buddy. I gotta look at your dates.

  • @michaelmcdonald1620
    @michaelmcdonald1620 3 месяца назад +4

    "he can scoop shit" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @glosbeauty3465
    @glosbeauty3465 4 месяца назад +12

    CLIPS!!! -On vaginal birth head guy- how we should be scared of Russian guy but instead JWG dude 🤣🤣🤣 vaginal delivery head had me in tears!
    Also - your scoop hands better be a clip!!!

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 месяца назад +7

      Done !!!

    • @glosbeauty3465
      @glosbeauty3465 4 месяца назад

      Luv u Chrissy crowd work! Going to the club to see u and support Chrissy consistencies. 🎉

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 4 месяца назад +9

    Chrissy Doctorate Degree! 📜 😄

  • @mhelf777
    @mhelf777 2 месяца назад

    Glad to see the Wedding Crashers quote at the end, that line has cracked me up ever since I first saw that movie, makes zero sense! lol

  • @evelynrivera8799
    @evelynrivera8799 6 дней назад

    Great Chris, you're really funny. Dale (hit it!) Boriqua people are amazing. I'm a proud Hispanic . Hey we're born Americans. This is as good as it gets. 🇵🇷🇺🇸

  • @saraduszynski506
    @saraduszynski506 3 месяца назад +1

    Seen Pitbull a few times and always a great time and variety of people go to those shows.

  • @alexwilliams5671
    @alexwilliams5671 3 месяца назад +3

    Have you ever had a your woman with a knife and your unlocked phone in her hand.😂😂😢

  • @marteumar8429
    @marteumar8429 3 месяца назад

    Hilarious boy, my grandpa watching with me busting out laughing he even snatched my phone outta my hands 😂

  • @ryanfox3337
    @ryanfox3337 4 месяца назад +11

    Good crowd work, Cuzzo. Lets get that History Hyenas 2.0 with Yanni baby, it'll just be a boosted up Christories kid and its what it is!

  • @Yoa8
    @Yoa8 3 месяца назад +1

    Salt, pepper, adobo 😂😂😂

  • @keaton9003
    @keaton9003 4 месяца назад +10

    Will be my first time pitbull concert next week so I will be on the lookout

    • @irie222
      @irie222 4 месяца назад

      Syracuse?

  • @madMonkey9895
    @madMonkey9895 4 месяца назад +4

    Lmao my mom was there and FaceTimed me to show the sea of white 😂

  • @ShelleyFrank-qh5or
    @ShelleyFrank-qh5or 4 месяца назад +56

    I can see how much work went into this!

    • @anthonymartinez2659
      @anthonymartinez2659 4 месяца назад

      😂 yeah right racial humor is the laziest form of comedy there is 😁✌️

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 месяца назад +12

      @@anthonymartinez2659what’s racial about this

    • @bpowwww
      @bpowwww 4 месяца назад +8

      @@chrisdcomedySTOP READING THE COMMENTS!

    • @valentinourbina007
      @valentinourbina007 4 месяца назад +1

      I love racial humor

    • @Figcity
      @Figcity 4 месяца назад

      @@chrisdcomedy”how WHITE people act at a pit bull concert”

  • @gawdizm
    @gawdizm 26 дней назад

    Absolute rockets lined up in the front row there 🔥🚀

  • @linclip
    @linclip 4 месяца назад +2

    That one woman is so beautiful that she dosen't need to laugh. That's top tier beauty.

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 4 месяца назад +7

    The Spanish slang term dale has a fluid definition that can vary depending on the culture and country. It can mean "give it" or "go ahead" in English, and can be used as a nod of encouragement or a forceful demand. It can also be flirtatious, or a sexual invitation.

    • @pronjoffitt9141
      @pronjoffitt9141 4 месяца назад +2

      thanks AI!

    • @nadiabernal480
      @nadiabernal480 3 месяца назад

      😝😂🤣🤣🤭 Love your definition!! ❤

    • @nillyk5671
      @nillyk5671 2 месяца назад

      Or "let's go", "come on", "go get it", etc.

  • @giorgiocosentino509
    @giorgiocosentino509 3 месяца назад

    The world according to Chrissy is awesome!

  • @curtdawg85
    @curtdawg85 4 месяца назад +1

    I absolutely love Chris’ natural observant quick witted crowd work…he seems like someone I would befriend at a bar in NY after my latina…(mexican) gf dumps me after going through my unlocked phone while using the restroom at the show…💯🙌🏽💪🏽😎✌🏽😂😂😂

    • @kazzuo32
      @kazzuo32 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @samivercetti
    @samivercetti 4 месяца назад +5

    I wish you post more of these

  • @JayKinney
    @JayKinney 4 месяца назад +8

    That blonde girl in the front row, spicy, very nice!

  • @deanmachine7971
    @deanmachine7971 4 месяца назад +5

    A+ right there.

  • @ginnayarnell4672
    @ginnayarnell4672 3 месяца назад

    Love your perspective Chrissy Dale 🤣🤣

  • @jacquelinelabovitz4613
    @jacquelinelabovitz4613 4 месяца назад +2

    love you Chrissy

  • @kevinestrada900
    @kevinestrada900 4 месяца назад +1

    Finally get see a clip of this dude’s stuff!! 😂😂 very good! 😎🤙🏽

  • @camerannC
    @camerannC 3 месяца назад +1

    I married a Latina woman. He is so right. No longer scared of men . Lol.

  • @monicagrix6621
    @monicagrix6621 4 месяца назад +2

    I was laughing so hard at scoop shit that I didn’t hear the Tostito scoop chip joke and when I rewound I got a double surprise holy scoop SHIT!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @monicagrix6621
      @monicagrix6621 4 месяца назад

      11:00 ish

    • @monicagrix6621
      @monicagrix6621 4 месяца назад

      Actually joke starts 9:55 and what I’m talking about is 10:40

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 месяца назад +1

      My thumbs are sick !

  • @NickRichardson-o1t
    @NickRichardson-o1t 3 месяца назад

    Love this guy! Saw him live a few years back in metro Detroit. Been watching him since his stuff on TV almost 20 years ago 😂😂

  • @richardcalisi9188
    @richardcalisi9188 4 месяца назад +1

    the one on the left with the top....MY GOD she's Stunning.

  • @VFRSTREETFIGHTER
    @VFRSTREETFIGHTER 4 месяца назад +2

    Hilarious video, thanks for sharing it!

  • @RobMLyon
    @RobMLyon Месяц назад

    You are brilliant Chris

  • @twatts1523
    @twatts1523 День назад

    My step mom, who is a 75 year old white lady loves PitBull. She saw him perform at some festival and couldn’t stop talking about how great he was.

  • @w1ldv1k1ng
    @w1ldv1k1ng 3 месяца назад

    Great performance! 😍 One more comedian in my personal must to follow list😊

  • @johannessanmiguel
    @johannessanmiguel 3 месяца назад +1

    This is good stuff!!!😅😅

  • @joefrank5274
    @joefrank5274 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how he took it back after the Gacy bit. Back to the inverted thumb bit. Smooth transition. Nice job buddy.

  • @nelo1285
    @nelo1285 4 месяца назад +1

    This was great work 😂 💪🏻

  • @hoanpham2757
    @hoanpham2757 4 месяца назад

    I am here rooting for Chrissy all the way

  • @ja9159
    @ja9159 3 месяца назад

    That set was hilarious!😂 Will be on the lookout for your shows in my area.

  • @ronaxo1149
    @ronaxo1149 2 месяца назад

    Chrissy on his chaoooss HES BACK

  • @pathfinderwellcare
    @pathfinderwellcare 2 месяца назад

    Fever dream comedy 😂

  • @ar800
    @ar800 4 месяца назад +1

    Christopher Skitstefano! Your comedy is skyscraper!--- Coleen Jr.

  • @arzolamultimedia-algaretetv
    @arzolamultimedia-algaretetv 3 месяца назад

    You did. A great job saving the mood 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @goldsteinism
    @goldsteinism 4 месяца назад +1

    chrissy the typa guy to go to a pitbull concert

  • @andrewstacey4868
    @andrewstacey4868 4 месяца назад +2

    Better than a podcast

  • @BenValdoCari
    @BenValdoCari 4 месяца назад +5

    Mr.WORLDWIDE

  • @Jdawg-fj6ov
    @Jdawg-fj6ov 4 месяца назад

    @chrisdcomedy dude you are so dang funny. I have been a fan for years now and i woke my family up laughing like a hyena to this. Much love from salt lake City utah baby!!! Love you babe!

  • @jolenestiteler5215
    @jolenestiteler5215 4 месяца назад +1

    Such a great set 😂

  • @Verdeangela12
    @Verdeangela12 3 месяца назад

    Wow, sooo funny & so quick!

  • @aylen3322
    @aylen3322 3 месяца назад

    I just came across your channel and laughed so much. thank you 🎉

  • @Benjamin.S.S.
    @Benjamin.S.S. 3 месяца назад

    Funny stuff Chrissy.

  • @Purple-fw1qd
    @Purple-fw1qd 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂beginning to end!!😂😂😂😂

  • @jerrylongobardi1696
    @jerrylongobardi1696 2 месяца назад

    Comedy is awesome it's helping me, just lost my best friend Frankie my chihuahua pug mix passed away in my arms 2 days ago. I'd rather laugh tears than cry tears that way no one's know you're really crying lol

  • @matacka86
    @matacka86 4 месяца назад

    Chrissy D, yaassssssss!

  • @godisgood.8438
    @godisgood.8438 4 месяца назад +5

    Actually, was born in Miami from an immigrant Cuban family.

  • @yahboidame9767
    @yahboidame9767 3 месяца назад

    Chick in the front row is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @camsr.8193
    @camsr.8193 3 месяца назад

    Killed it!! 🙌

  • @sodahole1830
    @sodahole1830 4 месяца назад

    IM TOO SERIOUS IN MY EVERY DAY LIFE I come to u for Laughing babe. Ty babe

  • @Bokertko
    @Bokertko 4 месяца назад +2

    The famous Anxiety Set will go down in history by Christory

  • @crewwork
    @crewwork 3 месяца назад

    Keep it sharp man ! Like Johnny boys knife over there lmao

  • @CoalaCalavera
    @CoalaCalavera 3 месяца назад

    I feel like I saw the moment he started coming down from whatever he’s on 😂

  • @bigkdash
    @bigkdash 3 месяца назад

    CHRISSY CHAOS!!!

  • @ravenxin4832
    @ravenxin4832 3 месяца назад +1

    Hey Chris!
    Come to Canada!
    Specifically the city of Calgary, in the province of Alberta.
    We have a great comedy scene here, there's about 4 comedy clubs in Calgary alone.
    Hope to see you!

  • @Pukah8o8
    @Pukah8o8 2 месяца назад

    6:57 the algorithm🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀