Chris Distefano Confessions

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 227

  • @aleedersart
    @aleedersart 2 месяца назад +79

    I love Chris's comedy, feels like your chillin with your hilarious buddy.

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  2 месяца назад +24

      Thank you that’s what i want

    • @mbc9290
      @mbc9290 Месяц назад

      For sure man, the best 👊!

  • @Josh.T.H.
    @Josh.T.H. 2 месяца назад +82

    Good stuff! Not sure why, but Chris fumbling thru his joke book is so funny. Looks like he's looking for the answer to a test question with 30 seconds left before "pencils down". 😆

  • @Lousasshoul
    @Lousasshoul 2 месяца назад +76

    “Didn’t I seen you on a roof somewhere??” Out of nowhere 😂😂😂

  • @victoriaholt3413
    @victoriaholt3413 2 месяца назад +13

    I love watching Chris work out new bits! He flows like water through it. So fluid and awkwardly natural

  • @sethgodfrey9974
    @sethgodfrey9974 2 месяца назад +13

    I’m loving these Chrissy crowd work videos!

    • @mbc9290
      @mbc9290 Месяц назад

      No doubt man! To say the very least! Cant get enough!

  • @ShelleyFrank-qh5or
    @ShelleyFrank-qh5or 2 месяца назад +40

    This just made my day better!

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 2 месяца назад +13

    Chrissy is so naturally funny! Love him so much! ❤

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  2 месяца назад +5

      My mom says same

    • @mbc9290
      @mbc9290 Месяц назад

      @@chrisdcomedy Yours too huh?! 😂

  • @shon8125
    @shon8125 2 месяца назад +86

    Chrissy roasting the guy for his hair while looking like Alfalfa. Make no mistake, It is what it is baby

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  2 месяца назад +35

      ITS WHAT IT IS

    • @jimmythumbtack
      @jimmythumbtack 2 месяца назад +8

      It takes one FF to know one. Ladder 14.

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 2 месяца назад +3

      @@jimmythumbtack LADDA FOHTEEN!!!

    • @eliyahuohiyon7461
      @eliyahuohiyon7461 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@jimmythumbtack I start the fire academy today, pray for my soul lmfao

    • @RT_TheHellHound
      @RT_TheHellHound 2 месяца назад +3

      They must have never seen Alfalfa before

  • @xXmatrixgamerXx
    @xXmatrixgamerXx 2 месяца назад +66

    That fact this isn’t titled “Chrissy Confessions” is not ok.

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  2 месяца назад +37

      Let’s change title

    • @xXmatrixgamerXx
      @xXmatrixgamerXx 2 месяца назад +2

      Well do it then!

    • @blockchainprofessor.x
      @blockchainprofessor.x 2 месяца назад +3

      @@chrisdcomedy do it! We crave the alliteration!

    • @austinmoss472
      @austinmoss472 2 месяца назад

      Aww Chris

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 2 месяца назад +2

      Better title, but worse for the YT search engine if you're just looking for his name.

  • @cristinapineda808
    @cristinapineda808 2 дня назад +1

    I love how Chris works the room

  • @ryangoodrich4148
    @ryangoodrich4148 Месяц назад +7

    Fentanyl this, fentanyl that is so good 🤣🤣

  • @chanceblankenship4424
    @chanceblankenship4424 2 месяца назад +10

    Again, I love this. Thank you Chris

  • @bonnienedza55
    @bonnienedza55 2 месяца назад +13

    That was just hysterical from start to finish😂

  • @bobbybyrd1236
    @bobbybyrd1236 2 месяца назад +20

    Ole chrissy crowd work

  • @RizonielTV
    @RizonielTV Месяц назад +2

    absolutely beautiful 23 minutes THANK YOU

  • @bk6827
    @bk6827 Месяц назад

    Chris your humor is so silly and you have so much joy when you’re being silly, I really needed this. I hope your podcasts come back. They are so funny. You collaborate so well with so many silly people.

  • @alexsaucedo4930
    @alexsaucedo4930 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how much fun Chris is having but make no mistake, if a reality tv show offer comes up, you’re going to ask how much? And what day do you need to arrive on set because a bag is a bag BABY!!!
    This was hilarious 😂 We need more

  • @lutfihasani7530
    @lutfihasani7530 Месяц назад +4

    this is better than any fucking comedy special i have watched the last couple of months

  • @odeleya1768
    @odeleya1768 2 месяца назад +10

    This is my alternative to Hey Babe. I’ll keep waiting for your return, Babe!

  • @Vanness11
    @Vanness11 Месяц назад

    Chrissy is hysterical 😂 We need more of this 🙌🏻

  • @DaveBillings-hh6zf
    @DaveBillings-hh6zf Месяц назад

    This is commitment. He’s working on material on stage like an artist does. Taking risks. So proud of you babe!

  • @pedrogonzalez6594
    @pedrogonzalez6594 2 месяца назад +3

    I will repeat again no better Chrissy content than Chrissy D aka Christie comedies love ya cuz

  • @sondrag243
    @sondrag243 2 месяца назад

    Love this. Saw you in Niagara Falls and I can’t get enough. ❤

  • @simonecomedy2019
    @simonecomedy2019 Месяц назад +2

    I think there were at least 3 different crowds in this video. Loved it!

  • @benjaminrquick846
    @benjaminrquick846 Месяц назад +2

    Chrissy is so not getting his due! He’s f’n hilarious and needs to be in top 10 of comics today! I don’t understand why he’s not doing arenas. His stories are legendary!!

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 2 месяца назад +5

    The bigger confession was that shit in a Powerade bottle Chrissy, it was at St Joseph’s so Holy shit! 😅
    Welcome Story Warrior 🔥

  • @NeilAllesee
    @NeilAllesee 2 месяца назад +7

    thank you for this

  • @ryanfox3337
    @ryanfox3337 2 месяца назад +12

    Some more quality crowd work, Kid and its what it is make no mistake, Cuz

  • @johnryan4741
    @johnryan4741 Месяц назад

    The combo of your anxiety with the NY accent is gold lol Keep brining on the content babe we love ya!

  • @f52692
    @f52692 2 месяца назад +4

    Im convinced chrissys notebook looks psychotic

  • @robinhutton9295
    @robinhutton9295 Месяц назад +1

    U rock I love everything u do

  • @tmjmccormack
    @tmjmccormack 2 месяца назад +3

    I’m content with this content Chrissie chaos

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 2 месяца назад +3

    I love this video so much! Can we get more of these? I love 💕 it! I was laughing 😂 out loud with Chrissy!

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  2 месяца назад +3

      Yes hun. Every Sunday at 7pm EST we have a new one for you

  • @TONYBOLONEY
    @TONYBOLONEY 2 месяца назад +4

    Chrissy baby these stand up videos are truly some of the best on the RUclips’s right now. Absolutely loving them and very grateful for the free content. Ps you’re looking like a prosciutto and mozzarella on a TIGHT roll right now 🔥❤️🔥

  • @theunderwatercabbagesalesman
    @theunderwatercabbagesalesman 2 месяца назад +2

    Please do the Glasgow International comedy festival in march...please daddy. 🙏💚

  • @shawnbaxter1001
    @shawnbaxter1001 2 месяца назад +1

    Great stuff....hey try out Montana sometime in the future!

  • @DaveBillings-hh6zf
    @DaveBillings-hh6zf Месяц назад

    Chrissy you’re the best babe. Bring back the damn Hyenas!

  • @kev199369
    @kev199369 Месяц назад

    This gives me anxiety just watching hahaha comedy king

  • @sophiavalle6433
    @sophiavalle6433 Месяц назад

    Been on a real depressed one lately... Fucking chrissy comedy for the W
    Love your work man thank u honestly

  • @evyn1558
    @evyn1558 2 месяца назад +7

    Now this is a real Diddy party 🎉

  • @hxcmetalhead
    @hxcmetalhead Месяц назад +1

    "You have doctor head" 😂

  • @local24_
    @local24_ 2 месяца назад +2

    Lmao Chrissy stand ups rules ❤

  • @likwidmagik
    @likwidmagik 2 месяца назад +6

    You had me cackling ilke a HYHEENA!! Speaking of which, it would be hilarious if you said something horrible, and followed it with a "Wei Xian Xing!".

  • @PAKallman
    @PAKallman Месяц назад

    "Do you want me to tickle you" is the funniest heckle ive ever heard

  • @susannairisastarte5192
    @susannairisastarte5192 2 месяца назад +3

    We love you and Matteo.

  • @zen_nabu
    @zen_nabu 2 месяца назад +1

    Great stuff. Keep it up. More of this. Lol

  • @Zoom_GG
    @Zoom_GG 2 месяца назад +1

    Aye can’t wait to watch. Let’s fkn goo

  • @drewschmacey33
    @drewschmacey33 2 месяца назад +10

    Here it comes, dropping the ol gay bomb on us.

  • @karol-xavier
    @karol-xavier 2 месяца назад +1

    katie announcing chris’ set is just my worlds colliding!!!! 🤯🩵

  • @Evilmermaid1
    @Evilmermaid1 Месяц назад

    Chris when are you coming to Western Mass or Ct!! You are hilarious!

  • @wethepeople1981
    @wethepeople1981 2 месяца назад +1

    Awesome. New ish!

  • @GuyT-z7o
    @GuyT-z7o 2 месяца назад +3

    Can’t stop staring at the mess of wires behind the speaker 🤪

  • @eliasplaysmusic
    @eliasplaysmusic 2 месяца назад

    Some good stuff here Even the vid description is funny to me lol

  • @_Nonplussed
    @_Nonplussed 2 месяца назад +2

    A master at his craft

  • @user-call44
    @user-call44 2 месяца назад +3

    Keep it up Chris

  • @m.flanagan6532
    @m.flanagan6532 2 месяца назад +1

    the rocket wasnt feeling my boy lmfao

  • @travisrutters4198
    @travisrutters4198 2 месяца назад +3

    I know people use this word all the time but Dammit it's never been more true, this guy is a fucking "Natural" comedian, its just in him at all times

  • @sethbrooks8889
    @sethbrooks8889 Месяц назад

    Hey Chris, you should have a Halloween party with comedians were you all dress up as the weirdest people to come to your shows👍

  • @swiftycortex
    @swiftycortex Месяц назад

    "I mean hey what can you do"😂

  • @Mmksen289
    @Mmksen289 2 месяца назад +2

    Yannis quietly watching way in the back smoking a cigarette…. It’s a charecta piece

  • @jimmychoo1198
    @jimmychoo1198 2 месяца назад +1

    Chris u swirched between two crowds :( always confuses me lol love ya tho mate ❤️

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  2 месяца назад +3

      You noticed !! You win a hug and light tap kiss from me if we ever see each other in public!!!

  • @MCLuiV
    @MCLuiV Месяц назад

    Your the man bro👑

  • @darcibennett9061
    @darcibennett9061 Месяц назад +1

    " what's going on in the gay community?" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pecanpie45
    @pecanpie45 2 месяца назад +1

    Chris is on fire rn

  • @BruthaB100
    @BruthaB100 Месяц назад

    Poor Chrisy. He frequently looks and sounds like he's having such a hard time on stage but is always really hilarious! You should give yourself a little more credit sometimes Chris, but at the same time, humble looks good on you too. "... A haughty spirit goes before a fall."

  • @Kesslerman1
    @Kesslerman1 2 месяца назад +2

    This is great I'm loving this Chris guy more n more"I've never been having such a good time, while being in proximity to someone having such a bad time" I dunno this was great 🤣

  • @ajstrauss55
    @ajstrauss55 Месяц назад

    It's a character piece 😂

  • @robinwilliams4084
    @robinwilliams4084 2 месяца назад +4

    10/10

  • @GOODJMR
    @GOODJMR 2 месяца назад +7

    No segways. No endings. ❤

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  2 месяца назад +6

      Chrissy Run Ons

    • @das_it_mane
      @das_it_mane 2 месяца назад

      Try to be 75% gay and at least 25% better prepared

  • @mcfunwow
    @mcfunwow 2 месяца назад

    Chrissy, I know you're gay and just waiting for the right time to tell us, but I have to say, as a woman, I'm a little bit in love with you! You are the whole chaotic package, my pet! Your comedy and delivery are a league above everyone else! The crowd work is killer, and I wanted to suggest that you incorporate giving advice and call it Chaotic Chrissy Counsellor or something. You're a rock star, kid! Keep it up!

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 2 месяца назад +3

    Ah yeah put the Usher on daddy
    🎶 this is my confession…. 🎶

  • @AshtonWhittaker
    @AshtonWhittaker Месяц назад

    brody stevens moment 😭🙏🏼❤️

  • @susannairisastarte5192
    @susannairisastarte5192 2 месяца назад +2

    Chrissy !!

  • @Rayna429
    @Rayna429 2 месяца назад +1

    Once Chris hits that higher tax bracket He's coming out. You heard it here first

  • @johng.4711
    @johng.4711 2 месяца назад

    Looking forward to the “you look like you got electrocuted” t shirts!

  • @jackmayo
    @jackmayo 2 месяца назад

    Yesss chrisssy

  • @valentinourbina007
    @valentinourbina007 2 месяца назад

    Yo Chrissy is that a t shirt or blouse for boysss lol

  • @Osama_2307
    @Osama_2307 Месяц назад

    I'm on the gayest bender, watching all of his open mics 😂😂😂

  • @blockchainprofessor.x
    @blockchainprofessor.x 2 месяца назад +2

    RIP Brodie

  • @palepally
    @palepally Месяц назад

    THE STORY WARRIOR

  • @---du3vv
    @---du3vv 2 месяца назад

    Then again, two ponytails front row - give you a pass 😂

  • @jessehernandez2404
    @jessehernandez2404 Месяц назад

    Yeah sushi!!! Hahaha

  • @bdawg2513
    @bdawg2513 2 месяца назад +1

    The people changing in the audience was messing with me. Edibles... :D

  • @Ms.Laterholmes5253
    @Ms.Laterholmes5253 Месяц назад

    Love you❤

  • @AcMF2909
    @AcMF2909 2 месяца назад +2

    So damn funny

  • @jstandefer5639
    @jstandefer5639 2 месяца назад

    So funnnn

  • @natashaelaine972
    @natashaelaine972 Месяц назад +1

    Soooooo funny

  • @sdhaliwal1975
    @sdhaliwal1975 2 месяца назад

    Awesome

  • @Dibrikim
    @Dibrikim 2 месяца назад +1

    Hilarious 😂

  • @JENNIFAFAA
    @JENNIFAFAA Месяц назад +5

    Something about him being open about being unsure about his sexuality is so sexy to me

    • @NoContentDude
      @NoContentDude Месяц назад +2

      He's 90% sure it's for the set... WELL, he's 75% sure it's just for the set..

  • @dennism8417
    @dennism8417 Месяц назад

    Were you playing tennis with your boo in queens or was that just a lookalike

  • @hebrewhammer9068
    @hebrewhammer9068 2 месяца назад +1

    How does every Mexican joke start?
    By looking over your shoulder.

  • @Carmine3745
    @Carmine3745 2 месяца назад

    I was jamming to Christian rock and then this popped on my feed...checks and balances I guess?

  • @hayleyhellbound9513
    @hayleyhellbound9513 2 месяца назад

    Is this the girl who they predicted wouldn’t be coming back to work the next night in a recent podcast? lmao

  • @aboredg
    @aboredg 2 месяца назад +5

    Likes for the babe

  • @ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098
    @ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098 2 месяца назад

    *fentanyl this fentanyl that* 10/10

  • @RobBarrettgolfs
    @RobBarrettgolfs 2 месяца назад

    I’m 75% straight too Chrissy

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo8487 2 месяца назад

    You rock, Chrissy. You're so likeable. But I feel like that 75% is more like a strong 50%, and dwindling. Hey, it's ok man, you do you :p Or guys. Whatever. lol

  • @benDOVER_1988
    @benDOVER_1988 2 месяца назад +1

    Your sleeves are crazy my guy.
    What is going on with you?
    I cant even pay attention.

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 2 месяца назад

      I’ve been looking for shirt comments. I don’t get it. I thought it was an oversized shirt, but length looks right, but also the shoulders/sleeves are wild

  • @goldsteinism
    @goldsteinism 2 месяца назад

    chrissy confesions