Most Awkward Thing About Waking Up During My Colonoscopy

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  6 часов назад +12

    Planning the 2025 tour now so let me know where to go! Comment your cities below 👇🏿

    • @marcusbarmeier
      @marcusbarmeier 6 часов назад +2

      We're always between Winnipeg and Vancouver. So go anywhere North West in Canada and we'll make it happen. I want to see a live show!

    • @sarb3an908
      @sarb3an908 6 часов назад +1

      Let's make Albuquerque, New Mexico a thing, man😶‍🌫

    • @lunolli7806
      @lunolli7806 6 часов назад +2

      YORK PENNSYLVANIA BABY!! Our nations first capitol

    • @BREAKOUT444
      @BREAKOUT444 6 часов назад

      Portland Oregon

    • @Ania-cd2sh
      @Ania-cd2sh 6 часов назад

      Atlanta!!! I’m from NYC and need some Chrissy! 😂

  • @JoannaHiggins-nr1ky
    @JoannaHiggins-nr1ky 5 часов назад +33

    I'm blown away. Your humility makes your content even more special.

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 часа назад +8

      Thank u

    • @isukye
      @isukye 4 часа назад +8

      chris that is a bot comment hahahah​@@chrisdcomedy

    • @Gcm42011
      @Gcm42011 3 часа назад +1

      Yeah bot bro..

  • @vldmaiden
    @vldmaiden 5 часов назад +23

    as a kid growing up, id look forward to Sunday evenings for new episodes of funniest home videos and the Simpsons...and today as an adult, I look forward to Chrissy Sundays

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  4 часа назад +8

      Funniest Home Videos with Bob Saget was the best!!!!

  • @izzymizzle
    @izzymizzle 5 часов назад +15

    "Mateo?!" made me SCREAM 😂😂😂😂

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 4 часа назад +6

    Chrissy is naturally funny. Love 💕 him!! Absolutely one of my favorite comedians 🙌 Love 💗 You Chrissy!

  • @Seth-co2sr
    @Seth-co2sr 3 часа назад +3

    Dude I absolutely love watching you build, this is the right way to do it!

  • @Buckboy2024
    @Buckboy2024 6 часов назад +17

    I think Matteo will be pleased and flattered. Please encourage him to comment.

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 6 часов назад +3

      He was the physician on duty. 😢

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 5 часов назад

      @
      No doubt.

  • @testpm-il7qq
    @testpm-il7qq 6 часов назад +12

    Chris : “that’s a lot of .. empanadas” 😂😂😂

  • @Jakobeejaylen
    @Jakobeejaylen 6 часов назад +10

    Hey CHRISSSY just wanted to give the props u deservingly show with your content 🙏 blessed to have you in my algorithms. Peace ✌️🕊️

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  6 часов назад +3

      Appreciate that and thanks for watching!

  • @closequarters4575
    @closequarters4575 3 часа назад +2

    Chrissy has an unmatched level of energy and is naturally funny 😂

  • @travisschaefer5286
    @travisschaefer5286 3 часа назад +1

    Chris is a natural at making you feel like he’s just talking to you. Great vibe always

  • @LilNewtGingrich
    @LilNewtGingrich 3 часа назад +3

    Chrissy kills it!

  • @reengineerit
    @reengineerit 7 часов назад +8

    Here for the chaos

  • @anthonyrotola9905
    @anthonyrotola9905 5 часов назад +8

    Chrissy colonoscopies with the benigny polypies, YAAAAAASS!

  • @DaveBillings-hh6zf
    @DaveBillings-hh6zf 5 часов назад +8

    Chrissy colonoscopy 😊

  • @gasolinefires
    @gasolinefires 6 часов назад +2

    Every day, I think about Chris selling his house, and it helps me know I will never make a mistake that bad.

  • @antton8575
    @antton8575 4 часа назад +2

    Greetings from Finland. Your specials are crazy good

  • @bleeksalt7796
    @bleeksalt7796 Час назад +1

    He looks younger with stubble😂😂

  • @jonathanvanlubeck7978
    @jonathanvanlubeck7978 49 минут назад

    I like this chris, you seemed coked out being like i, i, i, i . Being the same but a bit slower really shows man, much love

  • @margaritalikethedrink1041
    @margaritalikethedrink1041 5 часов назад +5

    Bang-glad-deshi speshi

  • @ohwowoh7281
    @ohwowoh7281 4 часа назад +3

    It’s funny that Matteo is a bottom but he thought Matteo was inside him ❤

  • @nadeen1111
    @nadeen1111 4 часа назад

    Chrissy without a doubt makes my day better. Thanks for all that you do babe!!

  • @ozzysgarage
    @ozzysgarage 5 часов назад +4

    Loved seeing you in PHX yesterday 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ashleychristensen2442
    @ashleychristensen2442 4 часа назад +3

    How old do you think that Comedy Cellar sign is?

  • @T25de
    @T25de 3 часа назад +3

    10:26 why are we cutting out clips
    Is it too good for RUclips

  • @ryanhoptop2378
    @ryanhoptop2378 2 часа назад

    Soto jokes were on fire. LFGM! Cant wait to see you on the hyenas tour

  • @TheDUHBYUH
    @TheDUHBYUH 2 часа назад

    The censoring in today's society is ridiculous, Great stand up as always!

  • @shawnkeaveny30
    @shawnkeaveny30 5 часов назад +1

    Chrisy chaos

  • @sierrahaneyphotography9865
    @sierrahaneyphotography9865 5 часов назад +4

    Does anyone else feel like we are watching Chris slowly accept he's bi? 😅

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  5 часов назад +6

      don't tell my dad

    • @tristeangelo
      @tristeangelo 4 часа назад

      He thinks everything you do is gay anyway ​@@chrisdcomedy

  • @CARTOONIVERSE2.0
    @CARTOONIVERSE2.0 2 часа назад

    Very good chrissy.
    😊🙏

  • @rachelweiss-mess1236
    @rachelweiss-mess1236 2 часа назад

    Mateo hahahaha facts, best character on Superstore

  • @Crowned_king95
    @Crowned_king95 4 часа назад +1

    Chrissy. Talk to Pete and tell him to sign the contract. Do it for the Puerto Ricans. Hurry up.

  • @sonjiabagonia
    @sonjiabagonia 3 часа назад

    You have to add the alien NJ bit to all your shows 👌🏼

  • @davidkostersspaceradio
    @davidkostersspaceradio 3 часа назад +3

    10:27 I wonder what got cut out lol

  • @ShadowDissector
    @ShadowDissector 6 часов назад +3

    Is this for real? I just clicked the link....countdown.
    Hoping for some laughs now :)

  • @AdrianCarlisle
    @AdrianCarlisle 4 часа назад

    I was awake during the HOLE thing🤣

  • @tattogirl89hc
    @tattogirl89hc 4 часа назад +1

    Nice hair chrissy

  • @Illingmesoftly
    @Illingmesoftly 4 часа назад +1

    Yes, you can fly to Russia right now. The audience was so confident about it 16:18

  • @eno6712
    @eno6712 22 минуты назад

    In Canada they dont even out you to sleep 😅
    Most unconfortable experience of my life .
    They gave me a sedative but that shit doesnt even work on me (its like less than half strength every time ive used any form of pain relief /prevention .

  • @lotevalencia
    @lotevalencia Час назад

    I'm loving the Caesar haircut vibes I'm seeing lately! It's such a classic and powerful look. Reminds me of statues 🏛️ and Roman emperors. Thinking of trying it out myself, what do you think? Any tips for styling a Caesar cut? #haircut #caesarcut #romanstyle

  • @chrisbelcourt92
    @chrisbelcourt92 2 часа назад

    😂😂😂

  • @LetsSmokePodcast
    @LetsSmokePodcast 4 часа назад

    HEYBURT spotted

  • @jonwiley2141
    @jonwiley2141 3 часа назад

    Saint Louis, you killed last time you were here bro

  • @deadmentellnotale
    @deadmentellnotale 3 часа назад

    Been there done that

  • @tripsclone
    @tripsclone 5 часов назад +1

    Rofl... yes we can go to Russia if we want.

  • @bobbyp7403
    @bobbyp7403 3 часа назад

    Real men don't sleep during a colonoscopy

  • @BurnerAccountt2018
    @BurnerAccountt2018 5 часов назад +1

    The craziest thing about colonoscopies is it’s all taking place on a fllat eaarth

  • @juanmansego6267
    @juanmansego6267 4 часа назад

    Friggingolf

  • @EwokPanda
    @EwokPanda 5 часов назад +1

    10:23 Must have been a SUPER Feminist crowd...

  • @trump9528
    @trump9528 4 часа назад

    You should join Trumps Cabinet ❤🎉

  • @ikhan4837
    @ikhan4837 Час назад

    Every one who says they woke up in the middle is a drug addict. Welcome to america

  • @jeremylowe2309
    @jeremylowe2309 6 часов назад +1

    Doesn’t happen. This is fake! Yes, you are making this up. You had a horrible anesthesiologist if this is true.

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 6 часов назад +7

      It can and does. Not often but it does

    • @gedenirfiorese3523
      @gedenirfiorese3523 5 часов назад +4

      Never watched stand-up comedy before? They make up stories to make it funny. Don’t get too agitated about a joke

    • @makisupaPIGman
      @makisupaPIGman 4 часа назад +3

      It happened to me. It was a shitty experience.

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 4 часа назад +2

      @@makisupaPIGman ditto I was conscious a few times. Didn't feel pain or anything but I remember I kept seeing the hot nurse looking down at me then I'd pass back out 😂 etc

    • @StacyJones-v2v
      @StacyJones-v2v 3 часа назад +2

      It absolutely does. I know.