Andrew Schulz Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • Опубликовано: 25 мар 2019
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Комментарии • 635

  • @pointlessopinion611
    @pointlessopinion611 4 года назад +1353

    Damn, Andrew looks like he's wearing all 5 of his favorite tshirts.

    • @oumaima3547
      @oumaima3547 4 года назад +4

      Wait is part of his shirt blending in with the background

    • @elithedabber875
      @elithedabber875 4 года назад +3

      @@oumaima3547 no thats the background melting and landing on his shirt.

    • @oumaima3547
      @oumaima3547 4 года назад

      @@elithedabber875 thats what i meant lmso

    • @elithedabber875
      @elithedabber875 4 года назад

      @@oumaima3547 ohh ok lmaooo

    • @antonioguerra8542
      @antonioguerra8542 4 года назад +1

      FASHION

  • @fahad3581
    @fahad3581 5 лет назад +2470

    4:55 Idk how he managed to make the sound of a windex bottle and a window getting cleaned at the same time

  • @danielgunther9397
    @danielgunther9397 5 лет назад +1990

    the way the words written on screen vs the way they say the questions gives me an aneurysm

    • @tysonsmith5703
      @tysonsmith5703 5 лет назад +24

      2tall4space hate that shit

    • @AmpliphyHD
      @AmpliphyHD 5 лет назад +31

      I didn't even notice that until I read your comment, thanks dude, appreciate it.

    • @danielgunther9397
      @danielgunther9397 5 лет назад +11

      ADP if i have to suffer then so do you

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah I really need them to fix this asap.

    • @victorharris6031
      @victorharris6031 5 лет назад +7

      Read this while he says the dog question. You'll fuckin die

  • @herodaysaver9032
    @herodaysaver9032 5 лет назад +549

    You get to be as funny as Andrew schulz for 10 minutes but you have to wear that shirt 😂.

  • @nicksommer9693
    @nicksommer9693 5 лет назад +680

    Love how he’s laughing more than everyone else

    • @Smorgasvord
      @Smorgasvord 4 года назад +14

      He always does that. Its so annoying.

    • @MrOpticBlade
      @MrOpticBlade 4 года назад +44

      Wicked Flex He’s just having fun let the man live

    • @bigdaddyshark880
      @bigdaddyshark880 4 года назад +8

      I have been wondering lately if they tell comedians to laugh when they tell jokes because it’s contagious. He does laugh pretty hard but if he is happy, good for him, someone should be.

    • @YourMomsBoy
      @YourMomsBoy 4 года назад +7

      It's probably because they already know what the questions are, but he doesn't. So it has a bigger effect on him.

    • @exahli
      @exahli 4 года назад +1

      @@Smorgasvord hater

  • @ThePapaBear15
    @ThePapaBear15 5 лет назад +1158

    Yo Schulz is killing the game right now. Goddamn he's hilarious.

    • @Lucas-oh9gs
      @Lucas-oh9gs 4 года назад +3

      Mehoymenoynoy Mehobmobblebobble this was funny as fuck.

    • @daavids55
      @daavids55 4 года назад

      you better be watching his dropping in's. :D

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine 4 года назад +167

    I think he already has a dog's personality in a cat's body...

    • @manugo4
      @manugo4 4 года назад +7

      Ann Marie more like a hyena personality in a hyena body

    • @yokonono2171
      @yokonono2171 4 года назад +6

      More like dolphins personality in king Jafaar body

  • @coolhandcoop1524
    @coolhandcoop1524 5 лет назад +309

    6:09 "Open the window" never even thought of that.

    • @mistercath
      @mistercath 5 лет назад +7

      That made me laugh sooo hard

    • @thelivingvessel
      @thelivingvessel 5 лет назад +9

      Cooper Wise Gonna be some inclement weather 😂😂

    • @ashlane3579
      @ashlane3579 4 года назад +2

      I was thinking a 2L bottle. Perfect volume.

  • @ashantinyongo7632
    @ashantinyongo7632 5 лет назад +295

    1:50 I did not realize Andrew Schultz’s thumbs were so freakishly long goddamn

    • @blazilfrazil2
      @blazilfrazil2 5 лет назад +10

      JESUS FUCK!

    • @dylanthevillain1666
      @dylanthevillain1666 5 лет назад +5

      That's a sixth finger

    • @joshxander1514
      @joshxander1514 5 лет назад +5

      It’s crazy, that thing is super long wtf.

    • @greenb1877
      @greenb1877 5 лет назад +5

      Wide angle lense, his hands look bigger compared to rest of body

    • @lucydaniel2699
      @lucydaniel2699 4 года назад

      His fingers are long af too, think his hands are just big

  • @traviswolf6136
    @traviswolf6136 4 года назад +96

    It’s so weird hearing a hilarious joke but no laughter like his usual stand up

    • @neeltheother2342
      @neeltheother2342 2 года назад +2

      And then a pornstar says something kinda funny and they're slapping their knees.

  • @AsherKjhad
    @AsherKjhad 5 лет назад +79

    "You can throw them they land" LMFAOOO

  • @DJV3355
    @DJV3355 5 лет назад +189

    Yo Andrew is every where right now

    • @yorkdressler7479
      @yorkdressler7479 4 года назад +8

      Dejan Vennie everywhere except for Netflix unfortunately

  • @seabear2494
    @seabear2494 5 лет назад +84

    This show needs Bill Burr, Tom Segura, and Theo Von again with new questions because that dude is funny af

  • @ernestoj10
    @ernestoj10 5 лет назад +632

    4 stroke gang!

    • @samabrahams8595
      @samabrahams8595 5 лет назад +4

      I was hoping someone would comment this

    • @OhChroniqz
      @OhChroniqz 5 лет назад +5

      Don’t wanna be 4 strike gang in the hospital

    • @kawasaki3070
      @kawasaki3070 5 лет назад +4

      Try it out

    • @zionthedon7745
      @zionthedon7745 5 лет назад +4

      High and tight fellas

    • @BOBofGH
      @BOBofGH 5 лет назад +2

      I heard Andrew Schulz has no neuropathy issues at all

  • @vincesullivan8434
    @vincesullivan8434 5 лет назад +167

    bring in Bobby Lee! you know hes gonna have some crazy answers

  • @jamilam1980
    @jamilam1980 5 лет назад +23

    These are some great questions. I love this channel. Great guests too.

  • @ArthurGoodness
    @ArthurGoodness 5 лет назад +76

    Dogs personality in a cats body is all I want in my life. I love kitties, they are so adorable. But they are so god damn independent.

    • @cuzidodgebullets6797
      @cuzidodgebullets6797 5 лет назад +3

      My cat is a better dog than my dogs. Plays fetch, comes when you call her, greets me at the door when I get home... It's great.

    • @steph6137
      @steph6137 4 года назад

      Get a Savannah cat lol

    • @miguelarias5000
      @miguelarias5000 4 года назад

      @@steph6137 fuckk that.

    • @miguelarias5000
      @miguelarias5000 4 года назад

      @@cuzidodgebullets6797 sameee, its crazyy, I dont make noise to call my cat anymore, I just bend my index finger back and forward and then he knows I wanna say hello n shit, theys pretty intelligent but they dont want to please us, like doggys.

    • @isaalva
      @isaalva 4 года назад

      Get a nebelung one of the best breed of cats .

  • @DanielTheRule
    @DanielTheRule 5 лет назад +42

    4:56 i think we all know the answer

  • @albertorynda740
    @albertorynda740 5 лет назад +265

    GET JOEY DIAZ AND BILL BURR AND TOM SEGURA...THAT WHOLE GANG!!

    • @lobar_9655
      @lobar_9655 5 лет назад

      Alberto Rynda Bill Burr would be hilarious!!!

    • @broxycotin
      @broxycotin 5 лет назад

      Alberto Rynda bill burr would be legendary

    • @ichabodcrane916
      @ichabodcrane916 5 лет назад +2

      And Barack Obama and the fucken Pope while you're at it!

    • @grizzy77
      @grizzy77 5 лет назад +3

      Anthony jeselnik

    • @HFFCANADA
      @HFFCANADA 3 года назад

      @@ichabodcrane916 I think pope Francis would have had some funny shit to say

  • @captaincairoPT
    @captaincairoPT 5 лет назад +65

    Dude is so dorky haha
    "Open the window"

  • @mrindia1
    @mrindia1 4 года назад +14

    That smartest person or the best looking question is weird.
    Basically asking if I wanna walk in a room full of really ugly people or real dumb ones.

  • @michaelwoolery5042
    @michaelwoolery5042 5 лет назад

    This is the best one you guys have put together.

  • @ellstackeradventures
    @ellstackeradventures 4 года назад +1

    Love these questions

  • @maxsilbert
    @maxsilbert 5 лет назад +83

    I see Andrew is a member of the four stroke gang

    • @taylorjaquez
      @taylorjaquez 5 лет назад +1

      Who is Randy?

    • @kawasaki3070
      @kawasaki3070 5 лет назад +1

      Try it out

    • @MrAdrenelineRush
      @MrAdrenelineRush 5 лет назад +1

      Him and Hard Rock Nick are both in it

    • @ScoutNasty
      @ScoutNasty 5 лет назад

      The four pump chumps

    • @bjburk
      @bjburk 5 лет назад +1

      Here I am glassen the interwebs an cum accross this comment and notice it has no neuropathy issues.

  • @iambecomejeff
    @iambecomejeff 5 лет назад +6

    Shulzy out there killing it!

  • @jhonnyrodriguez2944
    @jhonnyrodriguez2944 5 лет назад +54

    4 strokes try it out

  • @blakeellis1040
    @blakeellis1040 4 года назад +3

    The last question response was great😂

  • @yehudahbenklifa9271
    @yehudahbenklifa9271 4 года назад +32

    Your most offensive joke is that shirt

    • @lunataylor5091
      @lunataylor5091 4 года назад +1

      Yours is your face.

    • @topintro9986
      @topintro9986 4 года назад

      Luna taylor he doesn’t have a profile pic tho

  • @toegoth
    @toegoth 5 лет назад +4

    Hell ya I love this guy

  • @DorGuzman
    @DorGuzman 5 лет назад +46

    WOW! You actually managed to keep it quiet throughout the video!

  • @AsherKjhad
    @AsherKjhad 5 лет назад +10

    This guy is HILARIOUS lmao

  • @Obey412
    @Obey412 4 года назад +10

    His laughs are hilarious 😂🤣

  • @jsantiago614
    @jsantiago614 5 лет назад +7

    Bout to get into a Schulz rabbit hole

  • @jessicaaa2961
    @jessicaaa2961 4 года назад +5

    when he laughs at the 1:05 joke, the sound of his laugh is like Seth Rogans

  • @hunterrocconi5026
    @hunterrocconi5026 5 лет назад +4

    About time you got Andrew on

  • @seacucumber6768
    @seacucumber6768 5 лет назад +40

    You could make some serious buck with that two liter ability.

  • @MrSidney9
    @MrSidney9 5 лет назад +199

    That toenail thing, I thought I was the only one who do that

    • @jb42jb
      @jb42jb 5 лет назад +36

      MrSidney9 I feel like there are more people not admitting it

    • @softaimsuppress
      @softaimsuppress 5 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @SH-zn1dm
      @SH-zn1dm 5 лет назад +16

      Saaaaaame!! Literally the WHOLE scenario he described , I do.

    • @sweetjello_7057
      @sweetjello_7057 4 года назад +16

      That is disgusting..

    • @Cornerkid82
      @Cornerkid82 4 года назад +1

      Same
      No shame

  • @Madkingstow
    @Madkingstow 5 лет назад +8

    The most honest comic :P

  • @jeremyhecht
    @jeremyhecht 5 лет назад

    This is legendary!

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 4 года назад +1

    6:11 the way he delivered that made me spit water out my mouth

  • @MachSea
    @MachSea 5 лет назад +127

    I KNEW Andrew was funny, but this was next level. I enjoyed this way too much. LOL! 😄

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo 5 лет назад

      MMAwizard 96 u think his laugh is cute? Cause that’s all I hear is hurhurrhurrhhrr

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea 5 лет назад +4

      Cute? No, thats sus. Contagious? Yes.

  • @Hedgehog4real
    @Hedgehog4real 5 лет назад

    now thats gold

  • @marquismcbeath5332
    @marquismcbeath5332 5 лет назад +2

    Schulz is killing the game right now... 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @GIBBSKIDS1
    @GIBBSKIDS1 5 лет назад

    Finally another long video

  • @asce780
    @asce780 5 лет назад +25

    Is he in the 4 stroke gang??? He said that specific number a suspicious amount of times... ;)

  • @Kevn808
    @Kevn808 5 лет назад +2

    Beat one yet

  • @callmesyr
    @callmesyr 5 лет назад +52

    4 Strokes Gang where you at ? #highandtight

  • @Alex_Penjamin
    @Alex_Penjamin 2 года назад

    4:55 get this man some WD40 ASAP lmfaooo😂😂😂

  • @Mr.A..
    @Mr.A.. 5 лет назад +2

    Schulz world tour baby

  • @Reminji
    @Reminji 4 года назад +8

    "I bite my toenail" that's the grossest thing i have heard in a while

  • @FartsTasteDelicious
    @FartsTasteDelicious 4 года назад +1

    “You just throw em, they land”. Lol

  • @IDEALIGHT2
    @IDEALIGHT2 4 года назад +1

    Favorite comedian

  • @TheDutchBoy13
    @TheDutchBoy13 5 лет назад +1

    Just going down the Guy Code cast. Love it.

  • @jimmymoreton7537
    @jimmymoreton7537 Год назад

    "Open the window" f*cking hell 😂😂😂

  • @MrXion1444
    @MrXion1444 5 лет назад +8

    "Gimme the fookin Benjamin"

  • @housstheroccan3040
    @housstheroccan3040 4 года назад

    3:45
    filthy drank ,maxmofoe and idubbbz: are you challenging us mortals

  • @moundjilaouar7030
    @moundjilaouar7030 3 года назад

    The last one got me 😂

  • @CrazyConstantin
    @CrazyConstantin 5 лет назад

    Got 20k views within the I0 minutes I watched it lol great vid great channel smart idea keep it up

  • @davidwallace7543
    @davidwallace7543 5 лет назад +2

    Andrew is awesome 👏🏽 😂🤣

  • @carolinam226
    @carolinam226 5 лет назад +3

    “theres no way i’m solving a rubiks cube, i’m caucasian” i laughed so hard

  • @sufyan5305
    @sufyan5305 4 года назад +1

    “You throw em they land”. 😂😂😂

  • @LPJMagicmusic
    @LPJMagicmusic 5 лет назад +11

    That's the most ADHD laugh I've ever heard

  • @metadeltefera6965
    @metadeltefera6965 4 года назад

    10:22" so gimme the fucking Benjamin"😂😂

  • @gadgetstalker2
    @gadgetstalker2 5 лет назад +1

    That question about eating and not gaining weight was the easiest one I've heard in all the episodes I've watched. Your health is the most important thing and I sometimes really hate going to the gym.

  • @CarbonSickle
    @CarbonSickle 4 года назад

    10:13 taps it a couple of times and then goes "okkk" 😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @INSANEcuber
    @INSANEcuber 5 лет назад +12

    When you can solve a cube in 6 seconds and you’re caucasian...

    • @lunataylor5091
      @lunataylor5091 4 года назад +2

      You don't need to be smart to solve a Rubik's cube. The people who figured out how to solve it is the smart one.

  • @onepunchman4481
    @onepunchman4481 4 года назад

    That last bit thou😂💀

  • @roydonk2262
    @roydonk2262 5 лет назад +28

    That shirt

  • @youknow12341000
    @youknow12341000 5 лет назад

    Wow I relate to that last question so much 😂😂😂 give me the hundo for sure

  • @FangXL
    @FangXL 5 лет назад

    This is the best one yet, Andrew Schultz is a fuckin king

  • @Luke-wm5zk
    @Luke-wm5zk 4 года назад

    4:37 damn I never thought of it like that but he right

  • @HankHill323
    @HankHill323 5 лет назад +3

    I connected with this man on a deeper level😂

  • @mae_mae861
    @mae_mae861 5 лет назад +1

    His laughhh😂😂

  • @august2235
    @august2235 4 года назад +2

    I use my nails as toothpicks too lol

  • @parak00pa
    @parak00pa 4 года назад

    Realtalk, his thoughts on the consequences of world peace are very wise.

  • @superrmrcool
    @superrmrcool 5 лет назад

    That last fucking question!! OMG LMAOOO I fucking lost it again 😂😂😂🔥 "...hmmm kay"

  • @pluto8318
    @pluto8318 Год назад

    the fingernail was wild. The addition toe sequence crazyyyyy 😂😂💀

  • @iain2gd
    @iain2gd 5 лет назад

    this and dan soder are the best ones by far

  • @sporvath
    @sporvath 5 лет назад +1

    That first answer was documentary level of real

  • @stonersimpson_
    @stonersimpson_ 4 года назад

    Saved by the bell shirt

  • @westxranchin
    @westxranchin 5 лет назад +46

    I definitely Use my big toenail as a toothpick.

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 3 года назад

    0:47 LMAOOO
    4:00 ANDREW IS READING MY MIIINNDDD (except I use my finger nails. Toe nails are grim)
    4:35 LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @mouinemhb4960
    @mouinemhb4960 4 года назад +1

    Open the window lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NaruBrilu
    @NaruBrilu 5 лет назад +5

    I like how he said he was rich in the previous question so he'd rather choose to eat whatever without getting fat but then in the very next question was like ya $100

  • @PatPrika42
    @PatPrika42 5 лет назад +1

    YESSSS HEZZY. ABOUT DAMN TIME

  • @kahuna253
    @kahuna253 3 года назад

    4:55
    What you hear at 10pm in the hotel room next to you

  • @zacharyrhodes5157
    @zacharyrhodes5157 5 лет назад +1

    what’s the intro music ?

  • @apfelstrudel3448
    @apfelstrudel3448 5 лет назад

    vlog creations next

  • @MOOSEDM
    @MOOSEDM 2 года назад +1

    4:55 is someone who has been faced with this scenario before

  • @mintross2540
    @mintross2540 5 лет назад +2

    King 👑 Hezi spitting fire as usual

  • @michaelgeorge9727
    @michaelgeorge9727 5 лет назад +3

    They need to get Anthony Jeselnik to do this

  • @waynehockey22
    @waynehockey22 5 лет назад +1

    Bring on Dave Smith!

  • @jOhnnySK1
    @jOhnnySK1 3 года назад

    “It’s like carrying a shank into prison” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MochiHTX
    @MochiHTX 4 года назад +4

    I love how much publicity Andrew Shultz is getting now

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 5 лет назад +3

    Should have Joey Diaz and Bryan Callen do these.

  • @JanielBee
    @JanielBee 5 лет назад +1

    Using his toenail as a toothpick kills me lmao

  • @iambarney_6820
    @iambarney_6820 4 года назад

    Best guy yet

  • @freshasimiz
    @freshasimiz 5 лет назад

    Nails are the bomb

  • @MattyMoltisanti
    @MattyMoltisanti 5 лет назад +2

    YESSSS!!!!

  • @alexgerling3686
    @alexgerling3686 4 года назад

    Awesome answers haha