Highfleet - The Wall test

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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  • @minhducnguyen9276
    @minhducnguyen9276 2 года назад +191

    "How do we know you are qualified to be chief designer of the soon to be empire new flagship? Do you have a degree in aerospace engineering?"
    "No. But I have a degree in urban planning"

    • @BloodRavenSkull
      @BloodRavenSkull 3 месяца назад +2

      Do you have a degree in theoretical aerospace physics?
      I have a theoretical degree in aerospace physics.
      Youre hired.

  • @Tie_Mu
    @Tie_Mu 2 года назад +526

    No one mentioning how mighty awesome this sounds?? Like thunder striking every 0.8 seconds

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +41

      roaring thunder, mister!

    • @InsideYourClosetRn69
      @InsideYourClosetRn69 Год назад +4

      Enough to make a captain feel fear

    • @trolreaper7293
      @trolreaper7293 Год назад +3

      @@therealvlazeI have a question is there any way for us to get the file or do we have to make it ourselves

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Год назад +12

      @@trolreaper7293 Sadly, the original file was lost a long time ago when my HDD bricked, mister, but the WALL is easy to make. Just add guns. And when you're done with that, add more guns.

  • @dsagent
    @dsagent 2 года назад +469

    Imagine being the enemy in this situation. The skies darken and you look up to see a flying brick.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +91

      almost as horrible as seeing a pitbull as anything that has less then 3 years of age

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 2 года назад +16

      Can relate I own a pit bull. Children carry loads of cash on them

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 2 года назад +14

      "The brick has come to claim your souls"

    • @tayfunemirdemirel8617
      @tayfunemirdemirel8617 2 года назад +2

      A flying brick that can delete anything out of existence in mere seconds

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 2 года назад +1

      I think that can be said for 99% of stock ships lmao

  • @Cleverly_Named
    @Cleverly_Named 2 года назад +398

    Oh sweet, man made beauty beyond comprehension

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 2 года назад +8

      the wall as a shipgirl/boy for the perfect significant other when

  • @piotrsajuk6435
    @piotrsajuk6435 2 года назад +128

    -How much tonnes of fuel do we need admiral?
    -All of them

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +64

      It costs 39 fuel depots to drive this vessel. For 12 seconds.

    • @IMeanIt100
      @IMeanIt100 2 года назад +19

      you don't really need that much fuel, you just need to fly upwards and then shoot in the general direction of any target in Gerat to win

    • @benni1015
      @benni1015 2 года назад +1

      Why not just use your weapons to propell yourself forward?

  • @ianwebb6686
    @ianwebb6686 2 года назад +142

    I'd hate to be some poor post-apoc Kazhak farmer 3 miles off screen of this engagement when you miss all those 180mm volleys.
    Nuclear war would be a kindness

    • @burningsinner1132
      @burningsinner1132 2 года назад +23

      Don't worry, these are mach5 shells, so the farmer will never hear them coming.

    • @Xboxzilla
      @Xboxzilla Год назад +1

      @@burningsinner1132 I'd like to think they have flak capabilities and detonate in the air beyond a certain range to avoid hitting nuclear power plants or setting off the nukes stored somewhere by mistake.

    • @itsonlyafleshwound9024
      @itsonlyafleshwound9024 Год назад +1

      @@Xboxzilla Several metric tons of shrapnell raining onto my farm doesnt sound much better tbh.

  • @zzurge1173
    @zzurge1173 2 года назад +326

    When they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and you can't knock it down THE WALL THE WALL THE WALL

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +10

      They fought the wall and the wall won

  • @charonsferryold
    @charonsferryold 2 года назад +140

    I think a better term for this pure hunk of glory is "The Flying Flashbang"

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +41

      'Sir, second sun on the horizon!'
      'Thats not the sun, you dumbass! Thats a fucking salvo!'

  • @LinkLaine
    @LinkLaine 2 года назад +8

    The crew of that thing speaks in sign language because they all permanently deaf now

    • @GoklasM
      @GoklasM 2 года назад +4

      Sign language? You mean the admiral who waves his hand so every gun on the ship fires in that general direction?

  • @shadeofsound23
    @shadeofsound23 2 года назад +6

    "The enemy has been destroyed"
    YOU ARE GUESSING, GUNNER. YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 2 года назад +1

      "Yes, SIR! *And through the fire and flames, we carry on!*"

    • @dividewalker5673
      @dividewalker5673 Год назад +3

      SIR THE TARGET WAS AT THE CENTRE OF A SUPERNOVA, I THINK WE CAN ASSUME.

  • @terrybushjr6742
    @terrybushjr6742 2 года назад +62

    Every time the cannons fire it sounds like a lightning strike.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +12

      Roaring thunder, mister. Roaring thunder.

  • @sovetnik903
    @sovetnik903 2 года назад +19

    "You're up against the wall and *I AM THE FU**ING WALL*" - perfectly summarises this thing

  • @Metaretru
    @Metaretru 2 года назад +55

    You may be able to cheese the Sevastopol, but you won't cheese THE WALL

  • @shayminthedoctor9663
    @shayminthedoctor9663 2 года назад +77

    When you come to it
    And you can't go through it
    And you can't knock it down
    You know that you've found
    The wall, the wall, the wall
    No man on earth can make it fall
    When you come to it
    And you can't go through it
    And you can't knock it down
    You know that you've found
    The wall, the wall, the wall
    No man on earth can make it fall

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +7

      sir this is a post-christian church

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 2 года назад +5

      + Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."
      In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
      In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."
      Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @turnerthe75themperor19
    @turnerthe75themperor19 2 года назад +40

    Ah yes, 40k ship.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +16

      Its a ship that serves a dead Emperor (according to everyone in the game until---), so its pretty accurate!

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 года назад +10

      “Fire the macrobatteries. Let none survive.”

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 2 года назад +3

      I'd say more Ork, becuse that is a *LOTTA DAKKA!*

  • @モグ康
    @モグ康 2 года назад +77

    It's going to cost us hundreds of thousands of yen in fuel just to move a little.(deepl)

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +26

      16 fuel depots per second!

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 2 года назад +7

      So just dont move. Sit on the starting town and let them come to you. Eventualy the run out of ships.

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 2 года назад +6

      + Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."
      In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
      In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."
      Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @K162-y1b
      @K162-y1b 2 года назад +4

      @@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 no such thing as "god"

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 2 года назад +12

      @@therealvlaze it costs for 400 billion dollars to fly this ship, for 12 seconds

  • @MrRulet550
    @MrRulet550 Год назад +1

    "You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall"

  • @Sky_Guy
    @Sky_Guy 2 года назад +7

    Go ahead, call the cops. They can't un-brick your airspace.

  • @dividewalker5673
    @dividewalker5673 Год назад +4

    The beeping we hear isn't from the game. It's from his computer trying to render this.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Год назад +1

      I got a new graphics card I want to try the wall with again one day, perhaps it shall happen

  • @seargesoren9391
    @seargesoren9391 2 года назад +10

    The sweetest fruit of Soviet "Big Everything" thoughts.

  • @Lukasz5424
    @Lukasz5424 2 года назад +2

    Every time you miss, someone, somewhere is gonna have their shitty day turned to worse.

  • @thewolfPrince
    @thewolfPrince 2 года назад +66

    I'm going to need you to upload the schematics for this somewhere just so I can test it out

  • @kingawsume
    @kingawsume 2 года назад +6

    Ah yes, the perfect CIWS, a bunch of 180mm air to air howitzers

  • @Wikarian99PL
    @Wikarian99PL 2 года назад +15

    I think, _PC test_ would be more fitting title

  • @isabuckles
    @isabuckles 2 года назад +8

    Ah yes, a Pink Floyd-class battlecruiser.

  • @Beef3D
    @Beef3D 2 года назад +4

    Governor: "How many war crimes are you going to commit?"
    Me: " you better pray that there are war crimes I may forget to commit"

  • @ivandankob7112
    @ivandankob7112 Год назад +1

    '... I realize that I am effectively shooting money and my brow starts to sweat'

  • @ComradeCovert
    @ComradeCovert 2 года назад +2

    missing one single volley and accidentally nuking a local village into the cambrian era

  • @mrorlov2706
    @mrorlov2706 2 года назад +2

    Virgin Strike Group vs Chad The Wall Commander

  • @swatcccp4673
    @swatcccp4673 2 года назад +1

    YOURE UP AGAINST A WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!!!! -Buldoser payday2

  • @kayden9102
    @kayden9102 2 года назад +1

    Captain: Open fire on capital ship
    crew: sir we cant another ship is in the way
    Captain: THEN SHOOT THROUGH IT!

  • @whitewomanjumpscare.9848
    @whitewomanjumpscare.9848 Год назад +1

    Bro literally weaponized the Low Tier God thunderclap

  • @rogo7330
    @rogo7330 2 года назад +19

    How much fuel markets per second this thing consume?

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +27

      It costs 418,000 royal marks to FLY this weapon.
      for 12 seconds.

    • @xs246
      @xs246 2 года назад +3

      yes

  • @T800BR
    @T800BR 2 года назад +2

    bro that ain't a wall that's the entire floor, a fling chunk of the earth's crust

  • @burningsinner1132
    @burningsinner1132 2 года назад +4

    Ah, yes, if we can't start a nuclear war, let's just shoot enough 180mm shells to dwarf the tactical nuke.

  • @admiralfurret
    @admiralfurret Месяц назад +1

    Behold, the armored storm cloud

  • @papahemmy8587
    @papahemmy8587 2 года назад +13

    "How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The anwser, use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
    ~Some Romani mechanic probably

  • @maximtsai1856
    @maximtsai1856 11 месяцев назад

    You know a game has enough firepower when a single push of the mouse button will blow out your speakers.

  • @removedchannel750
    @removedchannel750 2 года назад +1

    "it's fun to use but then I remember I'm shooting money then I begin to sweat and feel nauseous"

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +3

      Every salvo bankrupts 3 towns back home!

  • @aknowleadge4787
    @aknowleadge4787 Год назад +2

    You should have called it “The Brick”

  • @DWal32
    @DWal32 2 года назад +1

    This is the Gorbino's Quest of ships

  • @Avrelianvs
    @Avrelianvs 11 месяцев назад

    Navy expects Heavy Battleship.
    Grand Sayadi requests comfortable Captain Quarters.
    Budget is Infinite.

  • @neen4456
    @neen4456 2 года назад +6

    when it costs $200 for AP but HE shells are free:

  • @ОлегКозлов-ю9т
    @ОлегКозлов-ю9т Год назад

    Crew is like "oh yeah, I don't really need my eardrums. And retinas neither, actually"

  • @thetaai8262
    @thetaai8262 Год назад

    obliterating a Sevastopol in one volley is fucking crazy

  • @oxboll19
    @oxboll19 2 года назад +2

    🎵 When you come to it
    And you can't go through it
    And you can't knock it down
    You know that you've found
    The wall, the wall, the wall 🎵

  • @nuedzka9641
    @nuedzka9641 Год назад +1

    The Iron Curtain.

  • @domanz1
    @domanz1 2 года назад

    the mass of this ship is so high, it slows down time.

  • @dashawnbonnett5847
    @dashawnbonnett5847 2 года назад +12

    well, never knew this game existed. But, most definitely about to install.

  • @austinwallett5140
    @austinwallett5140 2 года назад +2

    *Fires solid beam of artillery*

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад

      Who needs lasers when you've got ballistics?

  • @LSCrazyCabCo
    @LSCrazyCabCo 2 года назад +3

    2.5 seconds of staring straight into the sun

  • @DesertsOfHighfleet
    @DesertsOfHighfleet Год назад

    Did you notice how the narrator changed his voice?
    he's absolutely annihilated by the gunshots

  • @sparkyboi4387
    @sparkyboi4387 2 года назад +26

    this thing obliterates enemy aircrafts and framerates

  • @houskacmaxkalbovic2159
    @houskacmaxkalbovic2159 2 года назад +1

    Watching this at night is like looking onto the sun with night vision on.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад

      the thermal shock from engaging this thing's afterburners equals to six Nagasakis

  • @kormannn1
    @kormannn1 2 года назад +1

    Shitposting if it was a weapon for war

  • @siempeeters5983
    @siempeeters5983 Год назад

    When you come to it and you can't go do it and you can't knock it down you know that you found
    THE WALL

  • @ElGatoDeLaMafia
    @ElGatoDeLaMafia Год назад

    When you have hell lot of turrents and forgot to buy any protection

  • @AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen
    @AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen 3 года назад +7

    Woooow. Can u show how it is designed or upload it to Google drive and link it

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +4

      It is designed very carefully. That is all you need to know.

  • @RyukaXV
    @RyukaXV 2 года назад +7

    This is perfection

  • @DJEK_22288
    @DJEK_22288 Год назад +2

    Окей ты победил в создании самого мощного корабля.
    Мой сверх-сверх-сверх-сверх тяжёлый крейсер "Семипалатинск" проиграл бы(

  • @inybisinsulate
    @inybisinsulate Год назад

    I love the dialogue after a ship dies like it happened every day.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Год назад

      They just say 'target destroyed' 10 seconds after the main battery fires, regardless if it was aimed at something or not

    • @inybisinsulate
      @inybisinsulate Год назад

      @@therealvlaze But how it is said, so calmly no matter if the ship is upside down or half a flame. A FUEL SYSTEM IS BURNING! Target destroyed!

  • @aisir3725
    @aisir3725 2 года назад +6

    How much does it cost, a million?

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +15

      For every fired salvo? Yes, around there

  • @1millionwasps
    @1millionwasps Год назад

    the ultimate stress test

  • @chelchel1542
    @chelchel1542 2 года назад

    Мой компьютер взорвался, как только я включил видео.

  • @alternativereductor-19-98
    @alternativereductor-19-98 2 года назад

    Your fu cking gun goes pew pew, my gun goes brrrrrrrr

  • @ohuckabee
    @ohuckabee 2 года назад

    Douglas Adams put it best: "It hung in the air like bricks don't."

  • @tovsteh
    @tovsteh Год назад

    I think my GPU struggled just processing this video..

  • @sofcfgb
    @sofcfgb Год назад

    You should show everyone that it only takes one wall to scare the enemy.
    I'm really curious how it will end.

  • @Full_Cringe_Tech_Priest
    @Full_Cringe_Tech_Priest 2 года назад +2

    Я всё понимаю, МОЩЬ ОДИННАДЦАТИ СТВОЛОВ и всё такое, но сколько он будет стоить? Я тоже построил летающую аннигиляторную пушку, но она стоит, как 3 Севастополя, посему взять её в бой не получится.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +2

      Цена была 1 350 000.
      Я смог вытащить его с бонусом один раз, прежде чем он был удален.

  • @justvid366
    @justvid366 Год назад

    My FPS dropped only by watching this

  • @b_3nji876
    @b_3nji876 Год назад

    my man doesnt even care about salvaging

  • @ВаликФомин-б8г
    @ВаликФомин-б8г Год назад

    Each volley of these cannons feels like thunder...

  • @matsveritas2055
    @matsveritas2055 2 года назад

    Even MY COMPUTER lagged from this video, wtf lol

  • @apelhitam
    @apelhitam 2 года назад +5

    fun for sandbox, less for your eyes and the campaign. that monster is gonna cost a lot to buy and to fly to be feasible in the campaign

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +8

      it costs 4 fuel depots to drive this vessel.
      For 12 seconds.

  • @PakShuMan
    @PakShuMan 2 года назад

    GPU: Not *another* particle system! AAARGH!

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад

      One day I will do the Wall vs NVIDIA 3090 Ti and we'll see who wins

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 2 года назад

    “THATS THE WALL, BROTHER!”

  • @Leo-bj8sz
    @Leo-bj8sz 2 года назад

    Ah...an artillery based C-RAM system - every shot is a blessing))

  • @cyberdemon7694
    @cyberdemon7694 Год назад

    Lol how much does it cost to repair that thing? Also, crazy how it was firing through the destroyed ship to get to the other one and pulverising it.

  • @CrabQueen
    @CrabQueen 2 года назад +5

    this is just a mobile warcrime

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +4

      So are their tac-groups with nukes who WILL pepper you down as soon as you turn on your radar

  • @zaniatnik
    @zaniatnik 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit this is loud.
    STILL NOT ENOUGH DAKKA, THOUGH!

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 2 года назад +1

      *MOAR DAKKA!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @Full_Cringe_Tech_Priest
      @Full_Cringe_Tech_Priest 2 года назад +1

      Черт, опять Экстерминатус устраивать из-за гребаных орков

  • @povang
    @povang 2 года назад +5

    I wish the game was better optimized. I run with a 1000 fire power ship and a single volley crushes my PC(1080ti, I7 CPU, 16mb ram aka decent PC)

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +3

      "If problems persist, get a better computer."

    • @Full_Cringe_Tech_Priest
      @Full_Cringe_Tech_Priest 2 года назад

      Попробуй играть без глитчей, они сильно нагружают комп. Их можно отключить в настройках, нижний ползунок, если не ошибаюсь

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 2 года назад +3

    ORGASMICLY LOUD!!!

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +1

      Come and hear the song of victory!

  • @thebakerofbananabread3237
    @thebakerofbananabread3237 2 года назад +2

    Needs more Dakka

  • @Rotinaj37
    @Rotinaj37 2 года назад +1

    I bet that thing is fun to land

  • @thathandsomedevil0828
    @thathandsomedevil0828 2 года назад

    That tarkhan unleashed multiple barrages through a destroyed ship to hit the other one behind it... 👀

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +2

      'Just shoot through their fucking head'
      -Sun Tzu

  • @snot-boy
    @snot-boy 2 года назад +4

    boss nuts😎

  • @stickycasket2914
    @stickycasket2914 2 года назад +5

    Это легально? Скольто стоит этот корабль?

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +4

      ja ne ponimaju po-russki))

    • @stickycasket2914
      @stickycasket2914 2 года назад

      @@therealvlaze How much is this ship? "Хау мач ис дыс шип?"

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад

      @@stickycasket2914 If I remember correctly, the cost of this ship is 1,294,540. If you replace the 6-barrel 180mms with something else the cost is significally lower

  • @possiblyabear451
    @possiblyabear451 2 года назад

    The Great Wall of Gerat

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад

      And the guys who were supposed to pay for it got decimated by the first salvo

  • @pzkpfwviausfbtigerii7243
    @pzkpfwviausfbtigerii7243 2 года назад

    Настоящая машина смерти, аннигилирующая любого врага и вызывающая глобальный топливный кризис

  • @Igni-Ferroque
    @Igni-Ferroque 2 года назад +1

    guns, lots of guns

  • @-will-1389
    @-will-1389 2 года назад +1

    how much didi t cost

  • @General_Costeau
    @General_Costeau Год назад

    Now imagine it firing 180mm proximity shells

  • @keijo8238
    @keijo8238 2 года назад

    Enough 180mm cannons to be used as CIWS for the whole fleet.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +2

      Enough CIWS to be counted as 180mm cannons for the whole fleet

  • @chunderbandit8720
    @chunderbandit8720 2 года назад

    Holy shit just imagine the amount of rockets you'd need stored

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 2 года назад

      what are rockets for? Enemy rockets can't pierce through this avalon. Killing them with cannons will do

  • @nadhifsaputra7310
    @nadhifsaputra7310 Год назад

    MORE POWERRRRRRRRR

  • @flintironstag7722
    @flintironstag7722 2 года назад

    DREAD - NAUGHT

  • @Vladi306
    @Vladi306 2 года назад

    I smell CPU.

  • @erginturk5434
    @erginturk5434 2 года назад +1

    my pc just crashed

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +1

      so did the entire enemy fleet!

  • @qrangejuice8225
    @qrangejuice8225 2 года назад +1

    Dude I think it has enough guns

  • @Jarmen__Kell
    @Jarmen__Kell 2 года назад

    Good luck landing that thing for quick repairs.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  2 года назад +1

      Funnily enough, most towns arent actually wide enough to accomodate half of this vessel