This Fake Guru Teaches You How to Go Broke
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- Опубликовано: 17 июл 2024
- Christopher Mitchell claims to be a professional gambler, but is clearly not one. He touts that he is an expert roulette, baccarat, and blackjack player.
I break down why his Martingale strategy is a terrible way to make money online. It is a losing strategy long term.
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TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - Intro
0:35 - Chris claims he's a pro gambler LOL
1:46 - Chris' alleged $25k payday
2:37 - Chris' magical system
4:30 - Why martingale leads to going broke
4:59 - Chris loses $36k in one night
5:28 - The Mitchellgale strategy
6:26 - Chris is an amateur gambler
7:46 - Chris' opinion on rich vs. poor
8:58 - Chris' business opportunity past
10:24 - Mentor's advice
11:24 - Addressing criticism and his $100k month
13:08 - Final thoughts
Spencer has got to be the smoothest passive-aggressive gentlemen I've seen on RUclips. Thank you for calling them how it is.
Lolol
LOL is that what it is? I'm just always like "he's sooo nice"
Lol...he is definitely a Guru at this😂😂
@@danielwilson1105 n
On point mate ...props from Portugal
Just look at him. He doesn’t even believe what he’s telling the camera 😂
its hilarious lol
Most untrustworthy face I've ever seen.
🤣🤣🤣
Just the fear of getting roasted by Spencer would deter me from ever becoming a fake guru.
I want to be a fake fake-guru just to appear in a Spencer video. That would be the ultimate swerve. lol
@@AdventuresWithMe00 Spencer just accepted my challenge on sports betting. Wait and watch fo ra REAL GURU who can win.
Getting roasted by spencer is still publicity. Lol
It is frightening but also spencer by teaching how fake gurus operate he is inadvertly inspiring some people to become fake gurus too.
Can't take a guy with those eyebrows seriously haha. The chia pet joke got me, too funny!
lol
Came here to say this. Honestly I can’t stand those eyebrows on women either!
I know right!
Yep - Spencer knows to keep the jokes at the lowest level to appeal to his audience... hey - pull my finger...dduuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He's said in the past his eyebrows are like that because he's a "pretty boy" 😝
I’m always tempted to hit the dislike button because I find these gurus so disgusting. Then I have to quickly remind myself this isn’t their video.
lol
Dislikes don't do anything anymore
@@Ricky_Spanishh They definitely still keep track of it
And that you're on youtube...
He’s swearing on the Bible. But, the SECOND I saw his face, I knew what he was about to swear he didn’t do.
Its the eyebrows. 🤣
@@belfanmnoir5503 never trust a person with bad eyebrows...ever...they clearly don't make good life choices
Not trying to mock religion, but even if he does, what's gonna happen exactly?
I'm atheist and if i have a quick get rich scam, and the best way to convince people that im being honest is to swear on a Bible, Quran, Vedas, you name it. I will do it in a heart beat. Nothing gonna happen, God aint gonna strike a lightning on me.
But its totally different when you are in the court and you are doing sworn testimony, now that's where you dont wanna fk around.
@@Baronight Also an atheist. So, it wouldn’t convince me either. But, he’s hoping that it will convince people and a lot of folks would take it seriously.
…of course he’s lying. I don’t know that he’s ever taken the d professionally. But, I guarantee you he’s taken it. A lot.
@@Baronight Those who believe, know that sooner or later he will have to answer to the Big Guy, i. e., he could get off easily in the heat of the moment, but in the end he will not. You know, afterlife.
If you had an amazing foolproof technique to win money, why would you share that with anyone lol? Wouldn't you keep it quiet and make yourself rich?
Exactly. Lol
exactly, this goes for anything. If you found your niche in an ecosystem, keep that shit to yourself. Applies to jobs, casinos, MMORPG auction houses, etc.
I wonder if someone has caught on to pace morby.
because he need $ to cover his loans the loan sharks burned his eyebrows
Why not make money doing and and doing it selling it to other people, wouldn't you make more money that way or is my math off?
As a former table games dealer, there is absolutely nothing more funny to me than watching table shamans try to explain their systems. The shit these people believe. I’ll never forget a guy told me he saw 7 clouds in the sky when he woke up and he took it as a sign that he was gonna hit a lot of dragons on baccarat 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey I saw 8 clouds, does that mean I can hit a lot of dragons??
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Ricky_Spanishh PANDA!!!!!!!!
Well CM's "sheep" followers will believe anything he says. If CM says he spoke with Jesus yesterday at the park, they will believe him without showing any proof.
@@blackjackhammer21 ....and the majority of his "followers" are riding on top of trains to work...*as I type this*.
You aren't banned by any casino because they rely on fools like this to keep their chandeliers lit and their air-con blowing cool 😂
When a casino is happy to see you and welcomes you with open arms.... You should probably realise something is wrong.
They don't build multi, MULTI million dollar places by allowing victi... I mean, customers, to walk away with THEIR cash.
Any pro-gambler will find it a nightmare to even get through the doors, let alone place a large bet.
Not actually how it works. Casinos like professional gamblers as it’s promotion. Most high rollers have deals with casios for money back on losses and most of their gains come from other high rollers so the casino rarely loses out.
@@viralityac this ^^^^ guy knows what’s up
Martingale is a loosing strategy
@Dwayne D he lost the 36k one time and that was before he made videos. That’s why he teaches to give yourself a “stop loss” every time because just like winning streaks, things can quickly not go your way. You get around this by setting a certain amount to not go past losing. This is the reason 99% lose. No discipline or self control and they don’t know how to take a loss. When I learned how to take a loss and not get emotional, that’s when I started wining.
@@sissiroxie Actually, Martingale with some thought and nuance put into it is a pretty decent strategy. The thing is, you have to account for the main weakness (you don't have unlimited funds to pump into it, so you need to ensure those series of bets have as high a chance as possible of winning).
The issue with Mitchell is that he's using the very basic, 'dumb' version of it, so he hasn't accounted for that weakness. Actually, he makes it worse by occasionally pumping more money into a series of bets. The biggest flaw is that he uses 2:1 casino games, so his individual game winrate is sub-50%. If you want Martingale to work, you need to get your winrate higher than that. You also don't need 2:1 bets. A first bet in a series can be for any odds, because you're always coming out ahead if that wins. A second bet can be as low as 3:2 (1.50 odds) and you'll still break even on the series. Not needing to force 2:1 bets means you can go for options that are much better than a 50% chance of winning.
You are the King of subtle shade ... and I'm here for it!!
I feel like I can start a fake guru career after spending a few days watching this channel. Wish me luck.
If i could cope with the social aspect im sure i could ace being in an mlm due to all the anti mlm videos i watch & articles i read. 😁
Just bet sports to make money
Just make sure you flash around some cash. Put a bunch of $1's between two 100's and make it look like you're high rolling your bet.
LOL!!
😂😂😂😂
"Unfortunately, he didn't explain if the rich get richer by painting on their eyebrows." Oh my god, I couldn't stop laughing!
gosh*
@@benjaminzhou8627 why
On the dead homies. I read that as he was saying it lmao.
I am between an EYEBROW MAKEOVER…a Christopher Mitchell look ? or a HARD ROCK NICK , hmmmm
I have no Instagram, no social media, and only subscribe to two people because I'm so sick of everyone acting so fake online. It honestly makes me sad for what our world is going to become if people keep doing this. Spencer is 1 of the 2 people I subscribe to. Love it man!
Says the guy posting on RUclips with an account. lol
I can't trust a man whose eyebrows never move.
Who did he pay to trim his eyebrows 😂
@@B0RNfree I don't know, but I hope he got a discount. 😆
Guys it's me. I did his eyebrows. 😊
If people understood the mathematics of probability and statistics, then there wouldn't be much of a need to gamble or go to casinos. Just IMO.
Most people do. That's why casinos have free flowing alcohol, food and good shows.
You’re under the assumption that people are rational. Even if everyone knew, don’t forget there is such thing as a gambling addiction.
There is, entertainment value. I know the expected loss for most games and the 25 cents or so I lose on every game is worth it in entertainment value for being in the casino. Only worth it if you play with low amounts though obviously
I will say I explain to a few family members all the times the fallacy with lottery tickets (that they're losing money on average every time), but they still get them. I think to them, that chance of winning is worth the 'small expense' (it's a small expense each time - it likely adds up).
I imagine people going to the casino are thinking similarly to them.
@@jaxsonbateman - Most people who buy lottery tickets aren't compulsive gamblers and know the odds of winning are infinitesimally small. However, the lure of winning a 100 mill for just purchasing 1 ticket costing next to nothing is quite big. They'll probably lose 50 per month which obviously mounts up, but it's not thousands per month which many gambling addicts spend.
Many people who gamble in casinos are compulsive and degenerate gamblers who think they can beat the system...which they obviously can't. I think the Louis Theroux documentary on Las Vegas really shows the mindsight of these types of people.
Coffeezilla used to be my number 1 but it’s now your channel bro! You’re def more committed to putting out content! Thank you!
Coffee does investigations, spencer covers his Realestate endeavors and stupid scammers. Not such a deep dive. He just reviews their stupidity.
I would greatly appreciate a collab though.
@@dontbestupid6664 I enjoy Spencer’s stuff a lot. But it does feel like some of his fake guru expose’s are “low hanging fruit”. Enjoyable though for sure.
YOU are the true GOAT, White Boy Spence! Lol
he is
He's orange tho
I go to the casino with 100 dollars and that's it. once I lose it I leave...mmmm I wonder if I can become a fake guru using my system of bring what you can afford to lose and walk away
People will buy anything now a days im sure it would work
@@unseatedelf7142 if I ever start it I'll cut you in on the profits 🙂
Same
@@FullofSouthernCharm is this like an inverted pyramid where people pay new people to join instead of them paying?
It's funny how Spencer is making money by exposing fake gurus on the internet by providing Factual knowledge and information in his content 😂😂
I remember an ex Casino card cheater. He said he hasn't entered a Casino in many years because unless you are cheating to put the odds in your favor, there is no point. Mathematically you will eventually lose 100% of the time.
My family pity patted slot machines there for 20 years...$500 a day...only 1 of the family ever got identified
@@hdtripp6218 what does that mean ?
I look at a casino as me paying for entertainment. I already mentally made peace with the fact that my money is gone before I even walk it. But hanging out with friends at a blackjack and roulette table while getting comped drinks is fun. Especially because we kinda know how to play blackjack, so sometimes we might make $100 or so. But most of the time we lose, and that’s okay.
@@starner00 That seems like the healthiest mentality to have!
@@worldawaits427 Healthier to not even walk into a casino at all. They're a waste of time.
I'm not sure what's more terrifying about this man: those eyebrows or his dead, soulless eyes.
I wonder if Spencer has ever thought of being a comedian 🤣
Because of his ability to keep a straight face while spewing bs?
I always look forward to your videos, Spencer. Keep up the great work
THANK GOD I found this channel! Awesome work. Spencer is the GOAT.
0:42 "This dude looks like one of those chia pets where you have to water his head to grow hair..." WHOA!!!!! FRICKEN BURNASAURUS REX RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!
Hasn't Spencer and Coffeezilla exposed you a bunch already? Strange to see you here.
This is a weird set of comments.
@@James1050 - He knows his target audience doesn't watch videos like this.
I recommended you talk about this guy months ago. Glad to see you caught up.
Saw you post on one of coffeezillas videos, decided to check out your channel and im glad i did. Keep up the great work exposing these scammers that prey on the impoverished!
“All he does is cap”. That was the clap of the century. Hats off ; )
I don't need to be taught how to go broke. I do it by myself every months
Spencer is a class act. I love the way he deals with people. Very professional.
If you follow a guru that has a haircut based off of a 50-year-old used cleaning broom, then you deserve to be fooled.
Good advice!
😂😂😂
He was actually cosplaying as Bert from Sesame Street. Brandon Wingerter is Ernie!
Sir needs to take a math class and learn the basics of probability and expected value, great video!
I can save you a ton of money right now: The house always wins
Can you teach me, I'm struggling with that chapter in my math text book
My favorite is his no bust strategy on blackjack 😭😭
Spencer is like 80-0 at this point
Spencer thanks for the 📹...can't get enough
I LOVE these videos of you calling these douchebags out. Your sarcasm is on POINT! You also show knowledge of the real world so you can really shit on them with facts. Love it.
I love how proud he is that he hasn't been banned by the casinos. I mean, if you legitimately have a winning system it's good practice to try and implement an anti-ban strategy if at all possible - but at the end of the day, there's no greater vindication of your system or prowess then getting told that you aren't allowed to play anymore, as the casino is effectively telling you "yeah, you beat us".
Straight Martingale should never get you banned at a casino, and Mitchellgale may get you some free drinks and food as they try to ensure you'll keep coming back.
Not even 10 seconds in and I’m laughing 😂😂. Spencer reads these people for filth while never changing his tone.
Spencer, your shade-throwing and substantive points are excellent.
I always love the understated humor in your videos, Spencer.
Like commented before - he does this to be relatable to his lower class audience...
Oh my god.... I literally could not stop laughing for a good 5 minutes straight. I loved how Spencer said, he looks like a damn Chea-pet.
I enjoy all the videos an such that Spencer puts out, but I truly like his hustle and seeing some if his life's struggles. Keep it up
Hillarious.
Many clips out there about him. Yours stand out.
Congratulations.
really? the clips he got from my videos?
@@RUclipsSCAMEXPOSERS I saw clips credited to you, are you saying there’s more?
Well, technically, the clips are Chris Mitchell’s
The non-blink thing, i was diein' I noticed from the jump. Sidenote for the wannabe's when your focusing so much on what you "think" people want to hear, or are petrified you might be found out: people dont blink. lol Good stuff Spenc' Bravo!
You are my new favorite RUclipsr! Thank you!!
Spencer’s passive-agressive way he puts these loser on blast is top tier gold. I love it! Gotta put these “goats” in their place!
I only come here for Spencer’s commentary, can count on him to laugh my stress away.😂😂😂
You're something else man. Your putting everybody on blast.
*you’re
This was a hilarious video. thank you spencer!!
"Some people say it's not 50-50 because of the green zero but it barely hits so I don't worry about it"
You didn't roast Chris, you charbroiled him 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I watch each of yo videos from start to finish... I just love them...
Oooffff....that burn in the end "He wears a hat because all he does is CAP!" ☄☄☄☄🔥🔥🔥🔥😅
That my friends are the facial expressions of a sociopath
Thank you Spencer for showing us a prime specimen
Nice work Spencer! Up until now, Chrissy has mainly been laughed at by people on smallish gambling-related forums, but it doesn't faze him too much because he knows the typical posters on a gambling forum won't fall for his nonsense. However, Spencer has a 300,000+ following, and reaches a lot of the type of people Chrissy wants to attract.
I guess he could look at it as, "Any publicity is good publicity", but I have to imagine he's really frustrated right now, because a lot of this is also for his ego. Chrissy is definitely a scammer in pursuit of money, but it's also very important for him to be respected and admired. Spencer made a complete clown out of him.
😂😂😂😂I love your channel, saves me from falling into the hands of fake gurus here in Nigeria, we already have too many scammers in this country, fake gurus are the new guys over here, this days everybody is a success guru in Nigeria.
Scammers everywhere brother we’ll never get rid of them.
@@lv7603 The game is the same just the methods they use changes.
Love the gambling vids Spencer!
Phew… 😮💨 almost thought that was our lord and savior Johnny Sins
LMAO
Spencer is so nice while destroying these fake gurus 😂
"Green doesn't hit very often so I don't worry about that"
Oh boy
Yeah the ONE thing that comes out of his mouth that sounds so ignorant.
Thank you Spencer, I already had doubts about this fake guy Christopher Mitchel. Now you proved it. Thank you very much brother. Keep it up!
Made me laugh so hard. Awesome video. Thank you.
His 3rd youtube channel got banned for scamming
Spencer is the Drake of youtubers. he can have the whole world singing a diss he dedicated to you without ever uttering a single curse word. now thats power!
Im 21 and my life is ahead of me im glad i stumble to this channel.
😂😂😂
11:18 that was funny as hell my guy 😂 "enough gambling debt to be in season 2 of squid game" 💀
The last line of the video hahah you da man Spencer
Lolol omg this just gets better and better. He talks about all the houses and hotel rooms he was in for "business opportunities " , this dude be a porcupine if he had as many dix coming out of him, you know the rest. This is too good.
Spencer you are a GOAT! You roasted this guy to an inch of this non-existent eyebrows 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Once he mentioned Martingale, all his credibility was lost
Thank you so much for this video man 😂
Spencer's roasts will keep me warm through the coming winter.
I’m not a gambler but doubling the money each time you lose seems like a failed system.
My Dad walked in half way through the video and said "That bald guy looks familiar, where do I know him from?"..... Awkward.
Hey! He swears he didn’t do that!
Keep it up Spenecer ✌🏻
Go get 'em Spencer!!! The roasts are sick 🤣
I have seen a few of your videos in which you say you do not make personal attacks on people. You made several personal attacks on this guy. I watched a few videos of this guy to see what he says. My question to you is what proof do you have that he makes no money gambling? (other than your opinion and personal attacks on him!) You say that there is no way to win long term because the casinos have a built in edge but this is a very one sided way to look at the math. Many businesses profit using probability. So are you saying that using that same probability on table games is not profitable? If so you are wrong. The Wizard of odds Mr. Shackleford uses simulators for thousands of hands but makes the mistake of confusing a skilled player with a computer program. Stop wins, stop losses, probability of certain events, and bet manipulation can all work to obliterate house edge. There are many players that have been banned from casinos for making too much money. Does house edge somehow not apply to these players?! This video was just for clicks and is just shit talking with no proof. Who cares if this guy did porn, you say it doesn't matter but you bring it up like three time. Not cool bro.
Proof is in the system he uses. It doesn't work.
I can’t wait till tomorrow to start my new gig earning $500 a day playing martingale system 😂
Another Banger Spencer lets go lmaoooooooo
Happy Thanksgiving Spencer, from your viewer from Guam, USA 🦃
His channel got banned again for scamming
Oh my god the first part alone makes this video worth rewatching also yeah he’s know for “big bets” if those bets are in someone’s pants
I'm jist discovering this channel, love it.
Dr. Evil trying to take over the Casinoooosss!!! 😂
Spencer is a true comedian! LOL
I feel real sorry for this guys family , must be a real stressful household
Hey Spencer, whatever schedule of delivering video is, keep it as it is working
That squid game joke absolutely sent me, deadpan delivery was peak! Now THAT is a joke.
Dude nobody knows :“I’m known as the…. I’m known to place big bets…”
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when he said "Pyramid thing" that was red flags too
Remember people: if you change the way you look at things, things you are looking at are going to change.
Love the nonchalant way of spencer roasting this fake gurus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whoever writes your video scripts deserve a raise fam
His fake laugh is the best! There are scammers who can be pretty convincing. At the other extreme end of the spectrum, there's this Mitchell guy.
I live in Las Vegas been here for 17 years now. Never heard of this clown, or seen him and I work in one of the busiest spots on the strip😂
great channel buddy
Spencer's jawlines can cut through titanium. Nice video again.
Those eyebrows would look fabulous on a "woman", I love the way you troll him and the other loser scammers. Keep up the great work!
Maybe he could trade eyebrow tips with my grandma.
he lost a hair for every lie he told. Best line ever.😂😂
Love the running commentary that starts at 7:47 😂