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    Criminal Lawyer Bruce Rivers Reacts to Judges Lashes Out at Trump, David Pecker Testifies
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Комментарии • 2,4 тыс.

  • @TheRumblewagon
    @TheRumblewagon Месяц назад +714

    Of course, in all of this sordid mess, there would be someone named Pecker.

  • @donitawhite8111
    @donitawhite8111 Месяц назад +468

    I'm a 49 year old woman but every time Bruce says David Pecker, I giggle like a 12 year old boy. 😂

    • @JT-sl3ui
      @JT-sl3ui Месяц назад

      Why do you giggle like a boy if you’re a woman? I’m confused 🤔

    • @RobBCactive
      @RobBCactive Месяц назад +32

      Well when the prosecution got Pecker up, Trump just had to sit on it!

    • @JT-sl3ui
      @JT-sl3ui Месяц назад +7

      Why don’t you giggle like a 12 year old girl? I’m confused 🤔

    • @josephinepeery6938
      @josephinepeery6938 Месяц назад

      ​@R🤣🤣obBCactive

    • @kieronparr3403
      @kieronparr3403 Месяц назад

      ​@@JT-sl3uibecause boys are more immature

  • @Trippopotomus
    @Trippopotomus Месяц назад +78

    Bruce's grandma once humbled Chuck Norris in a Jiu Jitsu exhibition

    • @Godless_Doc
      @Godless_Doc Месяц назад +2

      I’m 20 minutes in and still thinking about his grandma.

    • @Frenchblue8
      @Frenchblue8 Месяц назад +2

      Are you sure that wasn't George Santos??

    • @roberthodges3646
      @roberthodges3646 Месяц назад

      Ever seen Stop of my mom will shoot movie classic... and she bakes cookies.

  • @somemistakes6091
    @somemistakes6091 Месяц назад +37

    “Why is Pecker important?”
    I wasn’t expecting to give the Birds & Bees talk today…but here we are 😂😂😂

  • @DRF1001
    @DRF1001 Месяц назад +479

    Im a veteran who flew USAF. desert storm & I was friends with Brian Shul who flew Recce SR71.Both of us had Q security clearance. .Brian, like John McCain, had been shot down in Vietnam. We were both disgusted by his remarks about Vietnam veterans and indeed the senator and neither one of us could understand how this trump would qualify for even a basic security clearance because he is so obscenely compromised and volatile that he simply belongs nowhere near our patriots in the intelligence services

    • @Jessica-rf7lv
      @Jessica-rf7lv Месяц назад

      Donald Trump has killed the Republican Party in AZ. Democrats now hold the top 5 statewide positions. You don't insult John McCain in AZ.

    • @barbaraheed3509
      @barbaraheed3509 Месяц назад +55

      Very well said and I agree.

    • @lukeholler4364
      @lukeholler4364 Месяц назад

      John McCain - was a RINO

    • @JackVz
      @JackVz Месяц назад +25

      Trump was right about mccain

    • @calgal5752
      @calgal5752 Месяц назад +45

      Unfortunately a security clearance is not a requirement to become POTUS. A Hugh oversight IMO

  • @Wyrmwould
    @Wyrmwould Месяц назад +77

    Bruce Rivers' grandma needs her own show ASAP. Someone please create an animated series about her adventures!

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад +4

      Call it "Mrs. Raising Doubtfire?"
      Oh gawd, that's really bad isn't it.
      *groans at self

    • @TheNewms90
      @TheNewms90 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@TheMomseloc "Beyond a Reasonable Doubtfire" new series about BR's crazy meth addled grandma

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад +2

      @@TheNewms90 LOL. I LOVE IT! 💗

    • @sh8nn0n92
      @sh8nn0n92 Месяц назад

      🗣️🗣️💪😂

  • @tanyasteers4802
    @tanyasteers4802 Месяц назад +27

    Mind blowing the amount of lawyers that have gone to prison for Trump! From coast to coast he's got lawyers in prison. I lost count how many have lost their law licenses.

    • @miriamorwin7603
      @miriamorwin7603 Месяц назад +2

      Trump dosent care.

    • @ImprovmanZero
      @ImprovmanZero Месяц назад +1

      It is to send a message to the legal practice what happens if you defend the people government truly hates

    • @mikewarner5583
      @mikewarner5583 Месяц назад

      Imagine how many would go to prison for Biden???

    • @jovazquez6102
      @jovazquez6102 27 дней назад +1

      @@ImprovmanZeroThere's representing someone and there's being unethical. The lawyers that Trump keeps around are the types to do all sorts of unethical shit. Maybe he can stop being a piss baby for once, face the music, and follow his attorney's advice.

  • @xtubejr
    @xtubejr Месяц назад +12

    “That doesn’t happen, Jesse!” Gave me some real Saul Goodman vibes there Bruce 🤣

  • @Tomdanook
    @Tomdanook Месяц назад +510

    I have watched countless court videos of judges putting people in for extra time for simply being a smart ass.
    The man is nearly 80 years old and people are treating him as if he were a 13-year-old little girl who just posts mean tweets.
    Treating him as if he was an infant like Jesse Watters "It so cold in the courtroom"
    then tell his grown ass to wear a coat, enough is enough with the special treatment.

    • @Sean-John
      @Sean-John Месяц назад +40

      Yea you would think a man with all the cases he's been in he'd be able to figure it out.

    • @brittneyzarwel6242
      @brittneyzarwel6242 Месяц назад +39

      Where is Trump getting special treatment in this case? In what other criminal case can you name where witnesses expected to testify in the trial are permitted to say whatever they please, Cohen is tweeting & talking about Trump on his podcast & on news coverage, but the defendant ALONE is put under a gag order, & Trump is not permitted to say ANYTHING in response to what Cohen & others are saying. If there's a criminal case where this has occurred I would love to hear about it. Bc from my understanding of the 1st amendment it is actually designed so that you CAN speak to, whether in favor of or critically of, something the govt is doing. That's the entire point. This judge is allowing the state to admit evidence from all of these other cases, that have nothing to do w this case. Cases where Trump wasn't even allowed to submit proper evidence (E Jean Carroll case) in his defense, where he was not found liable for r*pe by a jury but the judge concluded it was "close enough", cases where he was found liable before a judge saw any evidence, and in all of these cases he's been gagged & unable to defend himself without facing fines, imprisonment, or defamation claims. All of that is being allowed in, Cohen is able to say whatever he wants, but Trump & his team can say nothing. They can't even repost tweets or even articles that simply mention Cohen or Stormi's name. How is that special treatment? Much less fair?

    • @lorhoff
      @lorhoff Месяц назад +124

      ​@@brittneyzarwel6242 Lay off the maga coffee brittney

    • @wjstephens4654
      @wjstephens4654 Месяц назад

      ⁠@brittney are you really that clueless or are you just trying to be some kind of bizarre troll? Anyone and I mean *anyone else* who repeatedly violated a gag order, talks about the judges wife, jurors, witnesses, on and on relentlessly would be in prison by now. No question. Wait - maybe you’re not a troll but a member of Traitor Trump’s sick MAGAt personally cult, if so, I apologize.

    • @C_mao
      @C_mao Месяц назад

      @@brittneyzarwel6242 trump isn't allowed to put targets on the backs of those involved in the trial. Which is what trump is attempting to do through spreading lies, reposts etc.
      Michael Cohen isn't doing that. Cohen did time already for what trump is in court for now. All the corruption, lying, money laundering and fraud Michael did was for trump. This is what trump was paying him and Pecker for. trump generally brings any evidence to court, he only brings lies. Lies aren't evidence. trump's problem is he thinks he has total immunity to all laws.

  • @fedos
    @fedos Месяц назад +167

    You'll have fun, fun, fun 'til your grandson takes the Hellcat away.

  • @luistavares3974
    @luistavares3974 Месяц назад +24

    As a Portuguese living in the UK I can say a holiday in Portugal is amazing. you will have a fabulous time. Portuguese people are very welcoming. The food and drinks are very affordable at the moment. Hope you have a great time. Xxx

  • @user-xn1ku7gr8k
    @user-xn1ku7gr8k Месяц назад +8

    Trump in Jail without his phone, Adderall, hairspray, Diet Coke and the fact he’s a germaphobe, he wouldn’t last an hour!

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune Месяц назад +137

    Just the other day at one of his press conferences outside the courtroom he said that he didn't even claim the payment to his lawyer on his taxes. Dude, if it was a normal, legit payment to your lawyer, why _wouldn't_ you have claimed it? Why would the payment that landed your lawyer in prison coincidentally be the only one you didn't claim?
    His default mode is Self Snitchin

    • @Lori_in_CT
      @Lori_in_CT Месяц назад

      He doesn’t care, his base doesn’t care. Rules and laws don’t apply to him. Billy Bush lost his job over that tape and 🤡became freakin President of the United States. There will never be any justice with him and his mouth involved.

    • @RobBCactive
      @RobBCactive Месяц назад

      Even worse, the way the payment was done made Cohen liable for taxes, so they increased it and it led to him serving jail for false tax declaration.
      Barr replaced the bosses at SDNY to stitch Cohen up but keep unindicted individual one out of it. That they held back evidence from Manhattan DA was a hold over of the corruption of DOJ by Barr/Trump

    • @clarice1001nights
      @clarice1001nights Месяц назад +3

      Good observation!!!!! ❤❤❤❤

    • @SoulDelSol
      @SoulDelSol Месяц назад +1

      Do you mean as a business expense. What do you mean by claim a payment? On personal taxes you report income. The only payments you report are taxes you've paid and charitable donations

    • @Mompreneur71
      @Mompreneur71 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@SoulDelSolNot true! I own a multimillion dollar business and our accountant requires us to claim all legal fees on taxes. Trump claimed every legal fee for 50 years except this one!!!! 🙄

  • @kymfrancis4612
    @kymfrancis4612 Месяц назад +171

    The grandma stories are getting more outlandish & hilarious with every video😂😂😂😂

    • @Fifty8day
      @Fifty8day Месяц назад +4

      I’m starting to feel sorry for grandma

    • @ItstheCarolinashow
      @ItstheCarolinashow Месяц назад +5

      I was trying to buy weed from Grandma!😂

    • @snicksabea
      @snicksabea Месяц назад +6

      I view for the Grandma saga.

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад +6

      As I approach retirement age, my goal is to be like her when I don't have to be responsible anymore.

    • @kymfrancis4612
      @kymfrancis4612 Месяц назад +4

      @@TheMomseloc I’m a 64 year old retired psychologist & I have all of my grandma moves planned 😂😂😂😂Watch out boys 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @bienenfreund1085
    @bienenfreund1085 Месяц назад +11

    I simply adore Bruce’s little habit of pulling on his ear as he goes to outro .. so endearing 🥰

    • @margaretocean322
      @margaretocean322 Месяц назад

      I think he's saying hi to his grandma like Carol Burnett did on her show.

  • @maxgeckos
    @maxgeckos Месяц назад +8

    I am now just imagining a cataract ridden Grandma flying down the street like a blind missile

  • @DrummyMcDrumface
    @DrummyMcDrumface Месяц назад +218

    4:59 did we just watch him turn down representing a snitch lmao

    • @TheNacort
      @TheNacort Месяц назад +14

      right. lol

    • @jesuslovespee
      @jesuslovespee Месяц назад +46

      Lol there's no way that got in there on purpose

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Месяц назад +13

      ​@@jesuslovespee I think it was accidental.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Месяц назад +22

      But, he was only a snitch way back when.

    • @ashleybeighley7669
      @ashleybeighley7669 Месяц назад +59

      I am choosing to believe that the resident content genius is exactly that.
      Cause that was amazing comedic timing.

  • @madhumadeson3060
    @madhumadeson3060 Месяц назад +217

    🤣 I love how Bruce be out here saying “pecker” left and right as many times as he can cuz it do be humorous asf lmao

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Месяц назад +7

      Dude’s loving his name Pecker. It’s being said over and over by newscasters, bloggers, and RUclipsrs and it’s cracking him up every single time.
      I’m wondering if a National Enquirer publisher wouldn’t change his name to something obnoxious just for attention.
      Everyone on both sides of this travesty of a trial is full of 💩 and out for their own 15 minutes of fame.

    • @criskers
      @criskers Месяц назад +2

      Lolz

    • @redbullbundy
      @redbullbundy Месяц назад +3

      Bruce Rivers and John Bryan are the best two lawyers in RUclips.

    • @shethingsd
      @shethingsd Месяц назад +6

      Sometimes Bruce acts like a 12 year old. And I find that hilarious. I laugh every time someone says David Pecker. Imagine that being your name.

    • @springfauna1465
      @springfauna1465 Месяц назад +2

      LMAO!!!!! I fricken lost it!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @jasondavenport5577
    @jasondavenport5577 Месяц назад +6

    Thank you for your clarity on the subject. It's a great public service.

  • @scottnierling53
    @scottnierling53 Месяц назад +5

    Masterful analysis and truth-telling. Thank you mr rivers

  • @daCubanaqt
    @daCubanaqt Месяц назад +221

    How cool would it be to have Bruce Rivers officiate at your wedding!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 Grandma could be the flower girl and Michael could be a groomsman. 😎😎😎

    • @JohnDoe-hi2sz
      @JohnDoe-hi2sz Месяц назад +30

      Haha... Can't rely on Grandma since meth took over.

    • @daCubanaqt
      @daCubanaqt Месяц назад +7

      @JohnDoe-hi2sz True!! 😂😂

    • @hanselmansell7555
      @hanselmansell7555 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂 flower girl!!!psml😅

    • @scouse97
      @scouse97 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darcyroyce
      @darcyroyce Месяц назад

      Flower girl!? 😂🌹if you say Rose, I'm suing. Don't get me involved without my consent. And no, I won't be gagged either. I just naturally gag at all the coercive kinky shit going on in the world.

  • @mattgee5609
    @mattgee5609 Месяц назад +227

    So nice to have mister Rivers explain it all, saves me from the talking heads on cable TV. Thank you Sir!

    • @rich2143
      @rich2143 Месяц назад

      So, what your saying is you cant form an opinion on your own so you need to adopt someone else's opinion. People like you are what's wrong with our country no independent thinking so you adopt and conform to whoever without any thought. This judge is a joke and I hope history remembers him as such. This is election interference at its finest...

    • @robinbaker6675
      @robinbaker6675 Месяц назад +6

      If you only want one person to explain it to you you are not thinking. A blank sheet of paper that anyone can tell you what to think is not what I think Rivers is about.

    • @golddragonette7795
      @golddragonette7795 Месяц назад +12

      Meidas touch have the former acting DA for Manhattan covering the case on their channel

    • @richardmillward3898
      @richardmillward3898 Месяц назад +11

      @@robinbaker6675if you are going to insult people for no reason, at least learn how to write coherent sentences.

    • @tmophead
      @tmophead Месяц назад +5

      Listen to Legal AF. Michael Popok and Karen AF are brilliant.

  • @Horsebandit571
    @Horsebandit571 Месяц назад +5

    If I were grandma I’d be mad my hellcat were gone too.

  • @theresa3
    @theresa3 Месяц назад +3

    Bruce I burst out laughing every time you talk about your grandma 🤣🤣😂😂 This is just getting better and better 😭😭😭 We will always connect eForms with your grandma 🤪

  • @waynefinnicumbb7218
    @waynefinnicumbb7218 Месяц назад +89

    Im here for Hellcat Grandma.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah, I want a Hellcat. I’ll buy grandma’s.

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Месяц назад +2

      Same here hahah. There’s actually a real Bruce grandma
      Dan Harmon, the creator of Community and Rick and Morty, used to do a podcast Harmontown, and in one episode he tells the real story of his Grandma Buscia (I may be spelling it wrong). But it’s *wild*
      She was basically a career criminal into her late 80’s- at one point his family found out on the news she had killed her boyfriend with a knife in her 80’s, and they weren’t completely surprised hahaha. If you want to listen to the clip, I think “harmontown dans grandma” as a search term will get you there, it’s definitely worth a listen lol

    • @waynefinnicumbb7218
      @waynefinnicumbb7218 Месяц назад +1

      @@Tortilla.Reform I'll have to try to check it out if I get the time

  • @bostonterry7460
    @bostonterry7460 Месяц назад +114

    He needs to spend this weekend in jail without any electronics! Then on Monday he can be reminded No one is above the law ! Next time 30 days

    • @Mompreneur71
      @Mompreneur71 Месяц назад +2

      Great idea!!!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @jentommyontheroad8089
      @jentommyontheroad8089 Месяц назад +2

      That may be the only thing that would actually work!

    • @tessabrown5350
      @tessabrown5350 Месяц назад

      An invisible fence with a taser rigged up

    • @whoseturnisit9733
      @whoseturnisit9733 Месяц назад

      If that happens you will be hearing me cheer from here in UK! A weekend without Trump spouting his lies and threats would be marvellous. Can you do Fox too ? Gag them permanently and you might get Americans thinking again.

    • @brandonryce6801
      @brandonryce6801 Месяц назад +1

      And Biden too?

  • @caustichonu
    @caustichonu Месяц назад +5

    Bruce's grandma sounds like the kind of person I want as a drinking buddy.

  • @carlosbond5062
    @carlosbond5062 Месяц назад +2

    I absolutely LOVE these Grandma stories!!! 😂😂😂 Sometimes I listen just for those!

  • @indiefan23
    @indiefan23 Месяц назад +195

    Oh man I'm so happy you're really going to cover cover this. I need a trustworthy voice of reason.

    • @Bigbubba3031
      @Bigbubba3031 Месяц назад +8

      CNN has better coverage of this case and way more information

    • @colorbugoriginals4457
      @colorbugoriginals4457 Месяц назад +22

      @@Bigbubba3031it's so much to wade thru tho. nice to have Bruce break down highlights 😊

    • @indiefan23
      @indiefan23 Месяц назад

      @@Bigbubba3031 I don't trust CNN for anything but narratives.

    • @mg4468
      @mg4468 Месяц назад +11

      He’s guilty of everything…🌈⭐️

    • @DavidDavis311
      @DavidDavis311 Месяц назад +9

      He doesn’t like Trump…

  • @S.L.S-407
    @S.L.S-407 Месяц назад +73

    There's a third option if you have an unruly client. You shut your mouth and take the clients tremendous payments just like Todd Blanche is doing.

    • @randomdude5938
      @randomdude5938 Месяц назад +48

      Bold of you to assume he’s paying his bills.

    • @lysem4392
      @lysem4392 Месяц назад

      Trump has a history of not paying his attorneys. I can't imagine there are still people willing to represent him.

    • @S.L.S-407
      @S.L.S-407 Месяц назад

      @@randomdude5938 - Not bold at all. Todd Blanche HAD a good reputation BEFORE he started working for tUMP. I don't think he didn't know tRUMP was notorious for NOT paying his lawyers. Some of tRUMP'S lawyers have had up front money payments so I don't think it's a stretch to think that he has also. That he would destroy a good reputation for a buck is really sad.

    • @randommusic4567
      @randommusic4567 Месяц назад +17

      Yeah, if i was Blanche i would want to be getting that fee upfront

    • @littlebrownbird8020
      @littlebrownbird8020 Месяц назад

      ​@@randomdude5938The Save America PAC (i.e. Trump's fan base) is paying the lawyers, isn't it.

  • @Cynaephyra
    @Cynaephyra Месяц назад +1

    I appreciate you guys! Thanks for the awesome content! Always enjoyable.

  • @boriquajewel2667
    @boriquajewel2667 Месяц назад +1

    I was waiting for this video!!!! Love ya Bruce & Mike!

  • @englishredneckintexas6604
    @englishredneckintexas6604 Месяц назад +105

    Still my favorite RUclipsr. Good natured, pragmatic and funny as all hell. Thanks for putting this out. A welcome breath of common sense and fresh air in a sea of absolute dog shit.

    • @JimmyfromPhilly1
      @JimmyfromPhilly1 Месяц назад +2

      Are you kidding? He's admitted to be biased against Trump many times,wtf is wrong with you?

    • @user-ql6qg7bh3p
      @user-ql6qg7bh3p Месяц назад +1

      ​@@JimmyfromPhilly1true

    • @billyhammm
      @billyhammm Месяц назад +2

      @@JimmyfromPhilly1 There's no denying Bruce calls it like he sees it, right, left or whatever. That's what's welcome.

    • @JimmyfromPhilly1
      @JimmyfromPhilly1 Месяц назад

      @@billyhammm it's not welcome.If he can't keep his bias out of it then he shouldn't make videos about it.He's openly admitted many times that he's biased against Trump.He leaves out key details every time.Dershawitz is a lefty but has the ability to be fair.That's what I want

    • @dbbonanno
      @dbbonanno Месяц назад +3

      Then tune out bc Bruce can cover this like no body else can, awesome and calls it like any other "rational" human being would. That's your right & ours. ❤ Bruce & Michael ❤ @JimmyfromPhilly1

  • @SleepySuperhero
    @SleepySuperhero Месяц назад +91

    Big kudos to the jurors who are taking the risk to be part of this. Activist or MAGA. New citizen or natural born. I'm grateful that they are girding their loins, gritting their teeth, or maybe just letting their curiosity carry them into dangerous territory.

    • @smoothlyabrasive9805
      @smoothlyabrasive9805 Месяц назад +5

      Any jury that gets threats should go guilty of the criminal of record proportions.

    • @reneemitchell4281
      @reneemitchell4281 Месяц назад +10

      One must always gird ones loins around trump apparently

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Месяц назад +5

      @@reneemitchell4281or, practice the wax-on wax-off move to block his grabby grabs

  • @lv299
    @lv299 Месяц назад +4

    Can Jesse Watters face charges for jury tampering?

  • @TH-1988
    @TH-1988 Месяц назад +2

    Grandma playing pink slip with the Hellcat is crazy, she needs to be cast in the next Fast & Furious movie. 🤣

  • @do3807
    @do3807 Месяц назад +27

    Mr Rivers, this is ridiculous, I can't BELIEVE, you sold grandma's Hellcat. I had money on her next race 😭

  • @dk4598
    @dk4598 Месяц назад +108

    Stephen King said it best. ‘’I suppose PECKER SCREWS TRUMP wouldn’t work as a headline?”

    • @natalier6339
      @natalier6339 Месяц назад +9

      Lol I love Stephen King!

    • @NoName-jg8qw
      @NoName-jg8qw Месяц назад +1

      ​@@natalier6339hes insufferable

    • @pen1208
      @pen1208 Месяц назад +1

      Stephen King gets some decent ones in sometimes. LOL.

    • @Raydensheraj
      @Raydensheraj Месяц назад

      MeidasTouch used exactly that headline days ago

    • @pen1208
      @pen1208 Месяц назад

      @@Raydensheraj Are you refering to the "pecker screws trump" phrase? If so, several thousand people used that eact phrase. It is still funny. LOL

  • @jamesdrew7315
    @jamesdrew7315 Месяц назад +2

    Awesome video, Thanks Bruce!!!👍

  • @mariya_tortilla
    @mariya_tortilla Месяц назад +1

    lmao the intros with grandma being a menace to society never ceases to entertain me

  • @DrummyMcDrumface
    @DrummyMcDrumface Месяц назад +90

    honey wake up the new CLR is up

    • @louisebernier7500
      @louisebernier7500 Месяц назад +4

      I just said...Oh Bruce posted lol

    • @ericandmax
      @ericandmax Месяц назад

      First thing I watched while getting ready for work. 🇬🇧

    • @SoulDelSol
      @SoulDelSol Месяц назад

      You should let her sleep

  • @shethingsd
    @shethingsd Месяц назад +120

    It's a "shut the f up, dude" clause. He can't stop talking, sleeping, and farting.

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад +2

      Both Candidates have so much in common! LOL LOL LOL

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Месяц назад +17

      @@TheMomselocYou’re forcing a lazy false equivalency and it’s hilarious. Is it that hard for you to stay on topic without making an emotional deflection away from your favorite celebrity politician?

    • @my2cents320
      @my2cents320 Месяц назад +2

      @@Tortilla.Reform You mad?

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Месяц назад +9

      @@my2cents320 Just disappointed. I believe you have the ability to grow up eventually though

    • @Das-uo9bl
      @Das-uo9bl Месяц назад +5

      @@TheMomseloc They actually don't. LOL LOL LOL

  • @ifeomanwagbogu5683
    @ifeomanwagbogu5683 Месяц назад +2

    So wonderful that you’ll both be attending the wedding in Portugal! This is what life is all about,; the small but big things! Thank you

  • @jaypaige7550
    @jaypaige7550 Месяц назад +1

    Great video , Bruce keep's it real💯🎯

  • @CheeseAndCholocate
    @CheeseAndCholocate Месяц назад +43

    Must confess that when I first started watching your videos, I thought the grandma stories were real 😅

    • @ZenDreaming60
      @ZenDreaming60 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂

    • @webcucciolo
      @webcucciolo Месяц назад +18

      Wait, they are not? Then what only feet fans account did I subscribe to?

    • @shamalamadingdong6718
      @shamalamadingdong6718 Месяц назад +4

      😂 when I first started watching, the videos I saw had milder stories about grandma but over time they got .. extravagant and wild lmao I was starting to bum out that his grandma wasn’t really some crazy old bitty 😆

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад +5

      ​@@webcuccioloDUUUUUDE! I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY COFFEE AT YOUR COMMENT!!!
      You win the 🏆🎉

    • @Cosmicoo82
      @Cosmicoo82 Месяц назад +1

      I did too😂😂😂😂

  • @CherylHughes-ts9jz
    @CherylHughes-ts9jz Месяц назад +2

    You're in the top three best on camera lawyers. Love your show! 😂

  • @jessiedickey
    @jessiedickey Месяц назад +1

    ❤thank you Michael and Bruce for another video 😊

  • @jenknight269
    @jenknight269 Месяц назад +24

    Aaand the jokes about Trump really write themselves! 😂🎉
    I am here for it !! 🤡🤡

  • @metalmuumuu4181
    @metalmuumuu4181 Месяц назад +39

    People need to face consequences.

  • @sandyhayden-bristow1382
    @sandyhayden-bristow1382 Месяц назад +2

    Mr. Rivers, you cannot cure stupid. And that is where we really are at.

  • @christinechristine3848
    @christinechristine3848 Месяц назад +1

    Thank you, Bruce and Michael Rivers!

  • @aliyahwsful
    @aliyahwsful Месяц назад +51

    Always putting grandma on blast! I'm surprised she hasn't kicked you six ways from Sunday 😂

    • @rawilliams5881
      @rawilliams5881 Месяц назад +1

      She probably keeps her pimp hand strong and straightens him out between shows.

    • @rawilliams5881
      @rawilliams5881 Месяц назад +7

      It's all in good fun; everyone needs an imaginary granny.

    • @darcyroyce
      @darcyroyce Месяц назад

      ​@@rawilliams5881do ask everyone if they find it funny - that way you show you understand the basic premises of consent. :))

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад +2

      ​@@lexyortiz5412No shit Sherlock.

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Месяц назад

      @@lexyortiz5412Whooosh

  • @ashleybeighley7669
    @ashleybeighley7669 Месяц назад +32

    5:11 …..That. Was. Hilarious. Michael- chef’s kiss sir, on the edit.

    • @nobodyexceptme7794
      @nobodyexceptme7794 Месяц назад +5

      Lol what was that? Did they leave in a bit of video by accident? He had to be a defense lawyer forreal for a minute. "is he snitchin?" 🤣 Turned into an episode of the first 48.

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Месяц назад +1

      That was definitely a mistake hahah, I like your optimism though

  • @doglvr7613
    @doglvr7613 Месяц назад

    Great reaction! As always, thanks for your humorous, honest, and informative reaction Bruce and Michael!

  • @foxfireglo8290
    @foxfireglo8290 Месяц назад +1

    Your content is always top notch. ZThank you.

  • @josephrapp
    @josephrapp Месяц назад +14

    Near the end of his testimony, Pecker was heard to ask the judge: "want me to come again??"

  • @colieonstallion1654
    @colieonstallion1654 Месяц назад +102

    Why would 45 pay the doorman if it WASN'T true????

    • @golddragonette7795
      @golddragonette7795 Месяц назад +15

      It would have harmed his image, with who I have no idea. Anyone who would care already knew about how he treated his ex-wives

    • @drekelley2352
      @drekelley2352 Месяц назад +7

      He must have been really good at opening the door. 😂
      Don't worry the court isn't stupid they know everyone is watching this case. They better do the right thing

    • @ericandmax
      @ericandmax Месяц назад +1

      Didn't they say some of the stories they were paying for weren't going to be paid until after the 2016 Election? Then they refused to pay? Don't know if that story was true either?

    • @msann60154
      @msann60154 Месяц назад +13

      The baby part wasn't true, but he was sneaking to see her and the bell boy knew about it, it was hush money for him!

    • @wishhalkar509
      @wishhalkar509 Месяц назад +1

      If you only knew how generous he was/is to people who truly work for their paychecks. People who have class. And yes, that includes a doorman.

  • @bryans5150
    @bryans5150 Месяц назад

    I love your stuff Mr Bruce! Thanks for your efforts. Clever, informative, and downright entertaining..DAMMIT!

  • @MrStrawberryhurrican
    @MrStrawberryhurrican Месяц назад +1

    Thank you for the content

  • @Taskicore
    @Taskicore Месяц назад +80

    How hard would it be to intimidate a juror to vote one way or another? It's happened before for men who have less power.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Месяц назад +20

      Trump wants to be John Gotti. But unlike Gotti, Trump wears the worst suits.

    • @joisagirlsname
      @joisagirlsname Месяц назад

      I'd be more worried a MAGA clown got on the jury

    • @tanyaroberson9629
      @tanyaroberson9629 Месяц назад +3

      Also, I think if they managed to get one pro-Trump MAGA on the jury they could cash in on being the hold out because it could make them famous.

    • @jinjinb528
      @jinjinb528 Месяц назад +1

      Trump 2024❤

    • @PamelaMorris-fy5mb
      @PamelaMorris-fy5mb Месяц назад +1

      @@tanyaroberson9629lmao, it doesn’t work like that in any way. Tells us you’ve never sat on a jury before.

  • @billweisman7146
    @billweisman7146 Месяц назад +32

    At 5 minutes you got a snitch Glitch.

  • @mikkibubble4711
    @mikkibubble4711 Месяц назад +2

    Bruce and Michael accepting wedding invitations far away - what marvelous reason for me to get married, too 😊 ❤

  • @AbesamisM
    @AbesamisM Месяц назад +1

    Thank you for your perspective on this

  • @jbug13158
    @jbug13158 Месяц назад +36

    He has compared himself to Nelson Mandela, Alexi Navalny, and Jesus Christ, which is because MTG and FOX "news" compared him to those same people.🙄

    • @kmc3851
      @kmc3851 Месяц назад +6

      Yep he fails to have one original thought

    • @donaldthomas9217
      @donaldthomas9217 Месяц назад

      Well let's see since it seems you can't critically think, he's the democrats opposition, they've been attacking and persecuting him since 2016, trying to sentence him to 700 yrs in prison and unlawfully steal his possessions, well the comparisons sure seem true

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 Месяц назад

      Nelson Mandela and jesus Christ would've been his top critics 😭☠️ those people risked their lives (well assuming jesus is real) to save their people, he's just risking his poor poor assets LMAO

    • @donaldthomas9217
      @donaldthomas9217 Месяц назад

      @@RyuKyu.77 thanks for exposing your ignorance, THE GOVERNMENT will do to you what they're doing to him and that IS where he's sacrificing himself for others as did Yeshua and Mandela and all were persecuted by a government. By the way nothing wrong with criticism initself perhaps you should learn to be you're own critic and then maybe you would answer more wisely

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 Месяц назад

      @@donaldthomas9217 if Trump ever sees a jail cell, you can come back here and laugh at me but now, he faces no consequences, heck his dues were lowered cuz he can't pay, he's one of the most scandalous man rn, is it fueled by politics? Ofc it is, there's no conspiracy, even biden has his own scandals publicized by media, Trump has a persecution complex like no other, it's very laughable to compare yourself to someone who went against an empire and a whole governmental system while Trump wanted more of that governmental system by increasing police funding, throwing out Mexicans, making it harder to access medical procedure, lowering taxes for the rich, expanding the military etc etc

  • @louisebernier7500
    @louisebernier7500 Месяц назад +33

    You can't make this up. Trump has friends named Pecker, Bush and Hanky, and he's being tried by someone named Bragg lol.

    • @zachgarnett
      @zachgarnett Месяц назад +1

      The order Hanky, Pecker, Bush is more preferred 😂😂😂

  • @karlynjohnson3450
    @karlynjohnson3450 Месяц назад +3

    Thanks Bruce. Love you to pieces 😅

  • @stellarhope6954
    @stellarhope6954 Месяц назад +3

    smiles and love to your grandma!

  • @alvi5331
    @alvi5331 Месяц назад +21

    Grandma rolling in her grave, but missing the Hellcat 🤣

  • @ashleybeighley7669
    @ashleybeighley7669 Месяц назад +30

    1:04 So, I’mma need a CLR to the wedding video, like, for real for real. 😂
    Congrats, Lauren and Jorge!!!

  • @RadioheadCentral
    @RadioheadCentral Месяц назад

    every new episode feels like christmas
    ❤ u BRCL

  • @VelCroweBar
    @VelCroweBar Месяц назад +28

    This guy can't shut his face to save his own life...

  • @krys3526
    @krys3526 Месяц назад +22

    Grandma is The Little Old Lady from Pasadena that The Beach Boys sang about!!! 🤣

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Месяц назад

      she's also the one who swallowed a fly. she's been around.

  • @fishbuffalo18
    @fishbuffalo18 Месяц назад +1

    Bruce , Thanks for your explainations and analysis.

  • @gfustel5794
    @gfustel5794 Месяц назад +2

    We love your grandma, Bruce 😊

  • @criticalyoshi
    @criticalyoshi Месяц назад +52

    Grandma will never forgive you for this Bruce

  • @beastmode00714
    @beastmode00714 Месяц назад +8

    Just wanted so say, IMHO Bruce has one of the most interesting channels on RUclips. Much respect, and thanks for sharing your immense knowledge in a hilarious way!

  • @franksoul
    @franksoul Месяц назад +2

    Hope you have a great time in Portugal!

  • @NCBeerDude
    @NCBeerDude Месяц назад +16

    This is the gag money trial and Trump got a hush order. Lol 😂

  • @ceceliakirchner970
    @ceceliakirchner970 Месяц назад +10

    I'm still laughing at HABAHABABAAAAABABRIIIII. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ love u2. This was the best ever

  • @cadiverdog
    @cadiverdog Месяц назад +8

    house arrest without internet would be the cheapest and safest for the world.

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад +1

      But, but, but what would the MSM talk about?

    • @cadiverdog
      @cadiverdog Месяц назад +1

      @@TheMomseloc stormwatch 2025 LOL

  • @TheMomseloc
    @TheMomseloc Месяц назад +1

    "Hello, I'm Bruce".
    So fitting the big shark in "Finding Nemo" was named Bruce!
    "Snitches are friends, not food". 😅😂❤

  • @pamelarusch8637
    @pamelarusch8637 Месяц назад +14

    I really appreciate your input on this trial. There's so much being talked about and you just don't know who to believe. I know you're going to give it to us straight, even if you are a defense guy. Thanks for making legal things interesting for a lay person like me

    • @peterrobinson3440
      @peterrobinson3440 Месяц назад +7

      Given Trump's record of lying about everything it seems pretty obvious who is to be believed and who is not.

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад

      Exactly. The media is not trustworthy. It's very interesting to watch how the MSMs spin the same story.

    • @bootstrappedfriend1752
      @bootstrappedfriend1752 Месяц назад

      I have found it is better to stop believing the liar, after it has been proven many times over that the proven liar is lying.

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc Месяц назад

      I'm sure Bruce has seen people giving the benefit of doubt to those they "believe in" a zillion times. Like when parents struggle with the reality that their child committed a heinous act. It's no different here.

  • @jdk5379
    @jdk5379 Месяц назад +8

    And, with one leg too! What a driver Grandma is! Love You, Bruce! & Michael, too! 😘🫂😘

  • @josephvoskuhl878
    @josephvoskuhl878 Месяц назад +1

    "When it comes to just bloviating"
    *Grabs dictionary I keep nearby whenever I watch CLR*

  • @lauraknapp1942
    @lauraknapp1942 Месяц назад +1

    Bruce: pecker..pecker..pecker.
    You're killing me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kristinn3367
    @kristinn3367 Месяц назад +19

    Always nice to close my laptop at the end of a looooong day and laugh at the idiocy that goes on in the world.

  • @lisaviglio4984
    @lisaviglio4984 Месяц назад +15

    Gosh I love you!
    Most entertainment I’ve ever had while at the same time being educated!

  • @missybrewer423
    @missybrewer423 Месяц назад

    Omg! I love CLR! When he says David Pecker I crack up laughing like a kid 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @robynnoel8084
    @robynnoel8084 Месяц назад +1

    Thanks Bruce and Michael ❤ Enjoy your trip!! Safe travels and congrats to the Bride and Groom

  • @monicaglenn7878
    @monicaglenn7878 Месяц назад +20

    OMG is it crazy that i literally scan youtube before i go to bed, to hopefully catch a Bruce Rivers video? 😳 NO? Ok good, not just me! Cant wait to watch...hello and goodnight to Bruce and Michael!! And also our CLR community wave 👋🏼

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak Месяц назад +19

    Looks like tbey forgot to edit out a few seconds of a ohone call at 5:00 about a snitch.

  • @IWantToRideMyBike
    @IWantToRideMyBike Месяц назад

    Thank you for covering this.

  • @All_Loves_Lost
    @All_Loves_Lost Месяц назад +1

    I never knew the word bloviating-! LoL thanks for that

  • @aerotube7291
    @aerotube7291 Месяц назад +12

    It's been a while, already chuckling at the title music and grandma...deary me, what am I watching...absolutely love it, thank you Bruce and Michael

  • @mkUltra273
    @mkUltra273 Месяц назад +5

    Bruce, your ads are funny as hell and I don't skip through, just to check in on grandma's latest shenanigans 😂

  • @lindasimons691
    @lindasimons691 Месяц назад +2

    I'd quit my job if I had to protect someone by sitting in a cell with a jumbo orange fart bag.

  • @kaciedzwonkiewicz4854
    @kaciedzwonkiewicz4854 Месяц назад +15

    What was the cell phone easter egg in there!?

  • @enonchan6064
    @enonchan6064 Месяц назад +14

    Your granny sounds like what I plan to be in my ripe, old age...a hot mess!😂

  • @johnniewasr5740
    @johnniewasr5740 Месяц назад

    lol, thanks for a chuckle this morning Bruce. Picturing granny in a ‘cat just gettin it is crackin me up.

  • @dawnbeaird5183
    @dawnbeaird5183 Месяц назад

    Thank you Bruce and Michael.