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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • "Listen to these symptoms for rabies: anxiety, irritability. I've got those, I'm irritable!"
    From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 3 'The Glasses': George loses his glasses and things don't quite go to plan when Kramer promises to get him a discount on a replacement pair. Elaine is bitten by a dog.
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Комментарии • 319

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Год назад +632

    "She's Foaming At The Mouth" STILL hilarious all these years later! 🤣

    • @HankAaronJoseph19
      @HankAaronJoseph19 Год назад +25

      My girlfriend used to get dry mouth from her medication and I would yell that every time she would gurgle water. Needless to say we are not together anymore. HELLLOOOO

    • @dankelly5150
      @dankelly5150 Год назад

      Karma is a b*tch for that dog huh? 😂

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv Год назад +5

      @@HankAaronJoseph19 HEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @geuxber3588
      @geuxber3588 Год назад +2

      I'm just here for the thumbnail

    • @brizzle3903
      @brizzle3903 Год назад +5

      @@HankAaronJoseph19”She’s delirious SHES FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” 😂

  • @channelforwhat
    @channelforwhat Год назад +496

    The quick 'Thank You', while Elaine was holding the door open for Jerry to walk out was pure gold.

  • @hoddtoward
    @hoddtoward Год назад +435

    Well if she's smart she won't go to the hospital...My friend Bob Sacamano, he came in here for a hernia operation, now he's sitting in a chair by a window going "My name is Bob!"

  • @rixxy9204
    @rixxy9204 10 месяцев назад +58

    "Is this gonna hurt?"
    "Yes, very much." **Jabs her with the needle**

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 2 месяца назад

      There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people. --Mr. Garrison

  • @HankAaronJoseph19
    @HankAaronJoseph19 Год назад +134

    Look at her she's delirious. SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Год назад +378

    “Hipster Doofus” is a legendary insult and one I still use today on my friends whenever they wear tight jeans and get snobby about films.

  • @JW-vd4il
    @JW-vd4il Год назад +54

    Little did we know that "stupid, hipster doofus" would become a necessary phrase for the next 20 years.

    • @rockmyballsplease
      @rockmyballsplease Месяц назад

      hahah. I think Williamsburg was already is full gear by now.

  • @luisbazan8841
    @luisbazan8841 Год назад +127

    When Jerry throws the tp to Elaine always cracks me up

  • @mikeyreza
    @mikeyreza Год назад +31

    only seinfeld could end an episode with a dog being crushed by an air conditioning unit and everybody would just clap and cheer

  • @oguzgurler8491
    @oguzgurler8491 Год назад +44

    I lost myself when Kramer yelled "Air conditioner!" Amazing scene, talentful trio!

    • @cupcakedoce956
      @cupcakedoce956 6 месяцев назад

      “She’s FOAMING at the MOUTH!”

  • @frozengamer3030
    @frozengamer3030 Год назад +69

    Elaine is over dramatic which makes it even funnier.

  • @hunter2442
    @hunter2442 Год назад +92

    Is this gonna hurt? Yes very much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danlev34
      @danlev34 Год назад +6

      Lol, at least he was honest. 🤣

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Месяц назад

      At least she found a competent doctor.

  • @Easystreet208
    @Easystreet208 Год назад +38

    Her Accent changes when she is in George's and Kramers's face. Comedy gold!

  • @mariamarighthere
    @mariamarighthere 9 месяцев назад +16

    The way she runs over to Kramer 😂

  • @999madgamer
    @999madgamer Год назад +33

    me and my brother fell on the floor laughing seeing Kramer run for the air conditioner and wrestling with the cable.

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary7580 Год назад +181

    “ she’s FOAMING at the MOUTH!”
    -Kramer
    Elaine:” will this hurt?”
    Dr.:” yes very bad…”

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 Год назад +9

      Rabies? That's fatal. You don't want that.

    • @rftulie
      @rftulie Год назад +1

      I’ve been practicing medicine for almost 30 years, and I still can’t believe that people ask me if shots will hurt. I tell them “yes, it’s a sharp needle!”

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@rftulie Do you know the word: "empathy".

    • @rftulie
      @rftulie 11 месяцев назад

      @@LauRa-re9un I think if you asked any of my patients, they would tell you I have a ton of empathy. Seriously. I was just being silly because this is a comment section about a silly show. I do say what I said, but then I assure them it won’t hurt for long. I spend hours each day with my patients trying to figure out what’s troubling them and how to help them. My patients literally love me, and they tell me so. I love them too. I work for their benefit long hours after I leave the clinic. So please don’t go making assumptions about people you don’t even know. If you’re angry at physicians, I understand, but take it elsewhere.

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@rftulie You assume I am angry at physicians when actually the only angry comment I read here came from you. Talking about "making assumptions about people you don´t even know".

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 4 месяца назад +5

    The doctor is legendary

  • @derekgiesbrecht-xp5yc
    @derekgiesbrecht-xp5yc Год назад +13

    Kramer's really hitting FOAMING really sold this bit

  • @travisdonaldstanley6420
    @travisdonaldstanley6420 Год назад +34

    Jeffery and the Nature Channel.
    I love the attention to detail with 3rd level characters.
    Cause, you know your cousin Jeffery, he's making moves in the Parks Department.
    He's running the whole thing.
    So... that's your cousin.

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 Год назад +30

    "THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!" ROFL

  • @froty1794
    @froty1794 Год назад +27

    Bob Sacamano is one amazing dude.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Месяц назад

      Bob Sacamano: You sure talk about this guy Jerry a lot, how come we never see him?
      Kramer: He wants to know why he never sees you.

  • @handbanana6843
    @handbanana6843 Год назад +52

    This whole episode is hilarious!

  • @Rubyofthedead
    @Rubyofthedead Год назад +198

    Rabies is 100% fatal once you begin showing symptoms. Nobody has ever survived it by that stage.

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 Год назад +11

      I know. What a terrible way to die. 😢

    • @2raw4sport
      @2raw4sport Год назад +62

      That's not exactly true. There have been approximately 15-20 cases of people surviving advanced stage rabies, but it is over 99 percent fatal, yes.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Год назад

      ​​@@2raw4sport Afaik none of those people are alive by any reasonable definition. They are brain dead.

    • @Omar_Facio
      @Omar_Facio Год назад +13

      @@2raw4sport of those people, did they retain normalcy of their lives prior to the rabies though?

    • @hydro.pl.27
      @hydro.pl.27 Год назад +2

      Yeah a ton of factors played in those roles hence why they survived. I’m doubtful they remained normal afterwards and of they acquire it again it’ll for sure kill them.

  • @HE-MAN-jz8cd
    @HE-MAN-jz8cd 10 месяцев назад +11

    Seinfeld if the best will written show I’ve seen in many years this also goes for all the actors that played in show,wish there were more shows like it😊

  • @ariq5258
    @ariq5258 10 месяцев назад +6

    The legendary tales of Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Год назад +21

    Rumor has it that this optometrist was all hopped up on cinnamon swirls

  • @isabel1983
    @isabel1983 Год назад +66

    Dogs always had it against Elaine 😭

  • @vsboy2577
    @vsboy2577 Год назад +24

    These seasons of the show are so iconic

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 2 месяца назад

      Season 4?

    • @vsboy2577
      @vsboy2577 2 месяца назад

      @@edp3202 seasons 2,3,4

  • @jonathanmyers2867
    @jonathanmyers2867 Год назад +33

    Jerry: I don't know what to tell you, Elton.

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Год назад +17

    Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore!

  • @wilmetteentwistle9242
    @wilmetteentwistle9242 Год назад +41

    Ohhh my papaya...! THE AIR CONDITIONER! I love this episode.

  • @stellarwind1946
    @stellarwind1946 Год назад +35

    0:31 is George’s poker face

  • @georgiasmith64
    @georgiasmith64 Год назад +24

    Get Jackie Chiles and the dog owner, Elaine may have won the lottery!!!

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Год назад

      Jackie Chiles always loses his cases

    • @willc5723
      @willc5723 Год назад +1

      Kramer was not smart that’s why Jackie lost had it been Elaine she could’ve sued that guy and won

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 4 дня назад +1

    The fact that the dog was still up and about walking around with no issues a few days later is a good sign that it didn't have rabies.

  • @gregmurphy7473
    @gregmurphy7473 Год назад +13

    The Gloria Vanderbilt Collection.

  • @richardpierce4908
    @richardpierce4908 Год назад +13

    4:41................"Oh my papaya!!!"

  • @KingKidGoku32794
    @KingKidGoku32794 Год назад +8

    "THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Год назад +16

    Georgia has no idea that he wearing ladies glass 😅😅😅 and poor Eline is scary of dogs now 😅😅

  • @derrickwhite3376
    @derrickwhite3376 Год назад +17

    She’s delirious,she’s foaming at the mouth!😂

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Год назад +11

    Elaine looks like a fountain at 3:54 LOL

  • @kandoo1316
    @kandoo1316 Год назад +12

    Would've loved to have seen Bob Sacamano. And hipster dufus still makes me laugh to this day. :)

  • @MrMarioXP3648
    @MrMarioXP3648 10 месяцев назад +3

    *SHE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!*

  • @thinblacknoodles
    @thinblacknoodles Год назад +5

    It's "the big stupid hipster" for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ccntrainkid
    @ccntrainkid 8 месяцев назад +2

    The first time I saw that I was ten years old, and living in a country without rabies, this episode terrified me.

  • @gmonroy852
    @gmonroy852 Год назад +7

    "Is this going to hurt?"

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Год назад +3

      "Yes...very much!"😅😂🤣

  • @rozy.b5199
    @rozy.b5199 Год назад +17

    Since the owner didn't even apologize, it would seem like the dog that bit Elaine got what he deserves.

  • @michellebach6277
    @michellebach6277 Год назад +6

    That Jerry smiles with The eyes every time he sees Elaine. 😍 Maybe Jerry was in love with Her in real life

    • @anthonygerace8926
      @anthonygerace8926 Год назад +4

      I'm pretty sure that most men are in love with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

  • @Heart2HeartBooks
    @Heart2HeartBooks Год назад +4

    No Air conditioners were harmed during the filming of this episode.

    • @Reaf3289
      @Reaf3289 10 месяцев назад

      But a dog was lol

  • @bySterling
    @bySterling Год назад +4

    So hilarious w the water gargling

  • @kasperkilos407
    @kasperkilos407 Год назад +5

    That thumbnail I thought I was was on the Hub for a second lol.

  • @kalaupun
    @kalaupun Год назад +11

    I was wondering if it was Sacamano who had had rabies.
    Also who can't relate to Elaine's anxious uncertainty.

  • @КГБКолДжорджКостанца

    Kramer's reaction and it isn't even on camera when Elaine was spitting foam xD

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Месяц назад

      Let’s see, he probably staggered backward and fell over something, George probably backed away and hid in cowardice and revulsion and Jerry probably jumped to his towels to immediately clean up the mess of the foam.

  • @Easystreet208
    @Easystreet208 Год назад +5

    I can't solve every little problem you have!!!! Classic

  • @TheFrogfeeder
    @TheFrogfeeder Год назад +9

    Back then, rabies shots were big painful needles in your stomach and you had to get more than 1 of them over the course of several days…

    • @erickbuckner4485
      @erickbuckner4485 5 месяцев назад +1

      Rabies are very serious after being bit by a dog

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 4 дня назад +1

      I don't think that doctor knew what he was doing...

  • @YouilAushana
    @YouilAushana Год назад +1

    "I have to control my anger infinitely more times than you."

  • @toyotamarshall
    @toyotamarshall 7 месяцев назад +2

    4:45 THE AIR CONDITIONER

  • @Trsn369
    @Trsn369 Год назад +4

    I think the dog owner wanted Elaine to get bit in the 1st place.

  • @user-iu6ug5cr9g
    @user-iu6ug5cr9g 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Its fatal..."
    1 minute later...
    "I had a friend who had rabies once."

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Год назад +9

    May I have one of those, Madame?

  • @doric_historic
    @doric_historic Год назад +6

    Ah prescription swimming goggles...

  • @brandonbarclay6218
    @brandonbarclay6218 Год назад +6

    1:49 worst doctor ever!

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb1150 Год назад +33

    Too many hilarious moments but the doctor just casually stabbing elaine with the needle has to be the funniest, any doctor who did that for real would be fired immediately lol

    • @tropicalsnow
      @tropicalsnow Год назад

      Non
      That is just how we do it in Canada.

    • @johnb1150
      @johnb1150 Год назад +2

      @@tropicalsnow i thought canadians were spose to be freindly?

    • @tropicalsnow
      @tropicalsnow Год назад +1

      @@johnb1150 why do people think that? We are dicks, in many cases.

    • @johnb1150
      @johnb1150 Год назад +1

      @@tropicalsnow im sure you are, just playing on a stereotype.

    • @yt_hatesfreespeech
      @yt_hatesfreespeech 11 месяцев назад

      most flu shots are given that way, tho in this scene it looked like the needle was higher guage, you cant do that without causing injury, but ive seen many nurses and doctors give shot with smaller guage needles the way u see in the show.

  • @MisterBungle
    @MisterBungle Год назад +7

    The video thumbnail 😳

  • @UNOUN8
    @UNOUN8 Год назад +16

    If she was foaming from rabies irl, it's over

    • @angkawawangcowboy2000
      @angkawawangcowboy2000 Год назад +6

      For reals, there’s nothing funny about getting rabies

    • @dw4101
      @dw4101 2 месяца назад +1

      Pretty sure her character didn’t have rabies anyway. She was freaking herself out and causing her own headaches/irritability. Anxiety can also cause trouble swallowing. That dog would have died before she started showing symptoms if she really got rabies from it.

  • @michaelvaladez6570
    @michaelvaladez6570 Год назад +6

    Elaine made the show !!!!!

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад +15

    I’ve had doctors that can’t speak English and that’s exactly what it’s like. 🤣

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti Год назад +1

      It's even worse when your elderly parent with severe health issues is being treated by a passel of *allegedly* qualified doctors in a major metropolitan area, yet few if any of them can barely speak an intelligible sentence in English at critical moments. Oh well, Dad hasn't had to be concerned about that or any other earthly matters for over a decade now...

  • @joaoportesantava1412
    @joaoportesantava1412 Год назад +6

    I miss the 90’s

  • @kamarpreet
    @kamarpreet Год назад +8

    Karma was coming for the dog!

  • @Italy55
    @Italy55 Год назад +13

    Absolutely hilarious 🤣😂

  • @nicholasrooksby3327
    @nicholasrooksby3327 Год назад +2

    3:54 “She’s foaming in her mouth!”

  • @johnnyboy1586
    @johnnyboy1586 Год назад +4

    The way he jabbed the injection in then the speed of which he pushed the medication in ,,that would be painful

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 Год назад +3

    3:54............I'll be my room. No calls.

  • @BaryJohnson
    @BaryJohnson 8 месяцев назад +1

    Like the Microsoft settlement 🤪 @4:00

  • @newatlantisrepublic6844
    @newatlantisrepublic6844 Год назад +4

    That thumbnail looks sus 😂

  • @halitosis75
    @halitosis75 Год назад +2

    Elaine with rabies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    She is the moist hysterical comedian on Seinfeld. Better than jerry.😅😅😅

    • @2raw4sport
      @2raw4sport Год назад

      I'd bet she's the most moist.

  • @lorijohnson1320
    @lorijohnson1320 Год назад +1

    “I KNOW I DON’T WANT IT.” 😂

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed Год назад +1

    The thing is once the symptoms start showing it's bye-bye! Nothing left to do other than start writing your will.

  • @michaelnoble2432
    @michaelnoble2432 Год назад +1

    Of course, rabies symptoms take a lot longer than that to manifest, and by the time they do it's too late.

  • @joestimemachine6454
    @joestimemachine6454 Год назад +5

    They should have chosen a better image of Elaine for the thumbnail. Just sayin...

  • @johnzajac9849
    @johnzajac9849 Месяц назад

    Mike Saad plays the ‘doctor’.

  • @user-sb7zp9gs9n
    @user-sb7zp9gs9n Месяц назад

    A few weeks ago, I was with my Dad. I told him how at a recent doctor's appointment, the PA (who was useless) said that the doctor who performed my hysterectomy last summer won't have to go back in and operate. Wasn't her place to speak on behalf of the doctor. My Dad told me it's not good for me to have multiple surgeries. It took everything I had in me not to scream at him "I know it's not a good idea for me to have multiple surgeries! I don't need you to tell me that, you stupid hipster doofus!".

  • @paddy9449
    @paddy9449 Год назад +2

    I LOVE Elaine

  • @ryatt1
    @ryatt1 Год назад +3

    3:54 Ayo...👀🤐

  • @mattk2740
    @mattk2740 Год назад +1

    WebMD foreshadowing!

  • @willc5723
    @willc5723 Год назад +2

    That dog had its karma

  • @mel...s
    @mel...s Год назад +2

    I'm crying

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 7 месяцев назад

    Good grief, the owner didn’t even freaking apologize.

  • @frankcarlo7
    @frankcarlo7 Год назад +3

    I got bit by a dog had 10 shots doctor said same thing yes it’s going to hurt

  • @davemc162
    @davemc162 Год назад +1

    Simply great!

  • @Harbaksh1234
    @Harbaksh1234 Год назад +6

    Absolute Gold!

  • @kyofurada1831
    @kyofurada1831 Год назад +4

    Ohhhh myyyy papayaaaaa

  • @robgabriel8900
    @robgabriel8900 11 месяцев назад +1

    is ths the episode that begins elaine's troubled history with dogs?

  • @JC-MindsEye-777
    @JC-MindsEye-777 Год назад +1

    No one would ever install an AC that way. 🤦‍♂

    • @therussmeister
      @therussmeister 8 месяцев назад +1

      Kramer would.

    • @JC-MindsEye-777
      @JC-MindsEye-777 8 месяцев назад

      True!... no normal person that is 😂@@therussmeister

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184
    @thereisnosanctuary6184 Год назад +2

    Unfortunate thumbnail

  • @girlfireice
    @girlfireice Месяц назад +1

    If a vaccinated dog can give her rabies, you need to ask how effective that rabies vaccine was.

  • @daliceToons
    @daliceToons 4 месяца назад

    It's One Of The Few Episodes KCOP 13 LOS ANGELES Airs Once & A While

  • @LATERZA00
    @LATERZA00 Год назад +1

    Kinda upsets me that I never met Bob Sacamano.

  • @ralphjenkinsak
    @ralphjenkinsak Год назад

    John: i never seen this dizzy doctor since that doctor from courage the cowardly dog.

  • @Latrine1999
    @Latrine1999 Год назад

    few know this but that doctor is great journalist Omar Bin Ghazali, reporter for ARC News in defense of the GLA

  • @xploration1437
    @xploration1437 Год назад +3

    When are you going to upload the whole episodes?

    • @rishabsingh8009
      @rishabsingh8009 Год назад +1

      Netflix has all seasons

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti Год назад +1

      @@rishabsingh8009 Netflix was created by and is totally for stupid hipster doofuses.

    • @rishabsingh8009
      @rishabsingh8009 Год назад

      @@QuadMochaMatti ok kind Sir.
      Point duly noted! Thanks