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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. 
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I worked for the USPS. This is literally how they do you when you show up. You'd think they would have a map of the neighborhood/route to make it easy for new hires to do the job. Nope. Instead the entire organization relies on the lifers who have delivered routes for a decade and just pray the new guys will get up to speed eventually.
No wonder why its such a shit show. Everyday I'm more and more in favor of privatized mail service. The USPS can still exist but if I had the option to pay a private company to deliver my mail I would. Private companies have higher standards than the government these days.
And you'd better develop those god-tier calf muscles real quick.
@@CalsGirl97 There are private companies...UPS, Fedex, DHL, Some others maybe I don't know about...
@@CalsGirl97How are those private pensions working out? Private internet? I'm so glad everyone has to pay for water, and schools. We should do the same for roads and oxygen.
We need government services. DHL is a private business and still sucks. UPS recently had a giant worker strike over shitty conditions. Amazon piss bottles are becoming a serious issue. Private businesses aren't the solution to everything.
you can literally run maps off for this in like 2 seconds using a program.
The quivering crying face kills me 😂😂😂
First
It's like he walks through pepper spray mist before a crying video.
Does us too. Was hoping after losing all his money gambling he’d have it out of his system😂
The good times are killing me
God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven❤
I have an uncomfortable amount of empathy for this character.
Yeaaa... It's is indeed uncomfortable
It's literally all new hires 😂 They pass 3 days of "academy" and they throw you out, sometimes to a town you don't know, and expect you to just do it
@@carbjr.8071hello
Bro i want to hug him so bad omfg
@@Eeter26 i eta you
I've noticed that a whole lot of Gus' thumbnails are just him looking very distressed.
That's why I identify with him so well.
Something is wrong if Gus is not distressed
Lol yeah, good point. God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven❤
Pink eye does that to you.
@@arsondarkseawarfareprinces3797didn't ask
The past two videos are like if Imbiamba Jombes learned to talk then proceeded to develop a gambling addiction and work as a postal worker.
The greatest Gus character arc
"TELL ME WHY THE KETCHUP SHOULD BE UNDER LOCK AND KEY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Like I'm frickin Magellan". Great line. Great line.
This boy found a mail shirt at a thrift store and was like "I've got an idea!"
I fuckin' love you, Gus!
These simulations of middle age men breaking down because they have no idea what they're doing and just want to go back to a simpler way of life are really reaching my soul.
This is exactly how the USPS operates.
My wife would disagree.
@@Raibeart4 I took the test about the addresses. I could never do it. Thank your wife for her service...
@@Raibeart4 she agrees
@@anthonyhorst7116nah this is pretty much how it is
@@anthonyhorst7116do you struggle with hyperbole?
Those buttons on his shirt are the real heroes.
I love Gus being unhinged. It just makes me frown upside down.🙃😂
I wish you the best of luck Gus, this is a very serious problem
"Please don't make me pay for that I don't have Popeyes money coming anymore." 😂
Sven is his mother's child. It's beautiful.
"i think they are putting rocks and tungsten in these" lmfao
I wonder if that’s Linda Ronstadt? Lol love the video Gus!
I can tell we're both old because we got that reference and howled laughing.
Don't give this man an Oscar, give him some Kleenex and juice.
Thought you were techno there bud😅
@@jackster2352 I get that a lot.
@@boochinMakes sense, honoring the legacy
@@jackster2352 Yeah, gone but not forgotten.
Gus’s shirt is about to explode
i suspect wisconsin to be uninhabitable by 2024
“Ugh I HATE the law”
Don’t we all, mailman.
I mean not really
This went on so much longer than it should have and that makes it all the funnier. Like they said they were going to do ten takes and use the best one and then decided to just use all of it.
I especially love after he threw the bag at the garage door you can tell the camera guy started to laugh before they cut 🤣 when they break character to laugh I love it
@@CalsGirl97 To be fair they crack up all the time in their videos.
The crying shaking snotting face is too believable it has me concerned
I remember having felt this level of distress in some of my dreams before.
Being given such a mundane task, yet for some reason if feels impossible to get through and you don't know where to start so you just panic.
Like waking up each morning?
To be fair, I would probably have a mental breakdown delivering mail too. Doordashing is bad enough. We need a law that forces everyone's street number to be written on a large neon sign over their house/apartment.
This feels entirely like a skit they dreamed up when they found that shirt at Goodwill. It's amazing.
The best in this are the absurd, yet specific throwaway lines. "Tell me why the ketchup should be under lock and key?"
Gus: able to blow snots on cue while crying... Hollywood take notes!
The USPS spent their entire training budget on the kevlar buttons holding that shirt together.
That was too real, I've had a nervous breakdown and cried on someone else. my man isn't acting, this is real
At least in the UPS trucks we have space in the back to comfortably curl up in the fetal position
I did 3 months at USPS... This is surprisingly accurate.
fr you are one of my favourite comic actors of all time and i've spent all my life watching tv so trust me im not sad AT ALL except when my frog died
“Why do you feel like you should know these people?” “Give me juice”
This is funny for me cause my grandparents have a close connection with their mailman. Whenever he comes by he knocks on the door and we let him in to use the restroom and then he just sits around with them and they catch up on life then we give him some water or gatorade and he goes. He’s a nice man
Tbh this would be me if I became a mailman
You're perfect for the USPS then
Ngl, it's pretty easy if you are told the right info and get to know the right regulars.
This is me at Christmas as a mailman
This actually explains why I haven't gotten my mail on occasion.
I just completely biffed it on a weld test for a job interview and this is honestly making me feel a lot better. No matter if it's welding or rocket science, people struggle.
his is a better actor than most of Hollywood
This is literally something I have nightmares about.
Dreaming that I have an important job to do but having no clue how, feeling a constant dread knowing it has to be done.
And then I wake up and it feels silly.
me too
this is just my life rn fr fr
Gus in over his head is now an entire genre
As a former mailman that may or may not have gotten lost until like 9PM this hits home
Gus, You're TOO fucking good at this. You've been my favorite content creator since I first came across you years ago now. This is my new Favorite video!
I know a lot of comments have been made about the shirt. But I will still do another.
That shirt is working overtime, double shifts, 3 jobs, 7 days a week, just to keep those buttons on.
I see so many fucking talented RUclipsrs that I need to slow down and focus on my job but Gus really needs an acting job in a legit Hollywood production unless that’s what he’s against with which in that case more power to him because I’m watching this for free laughing my ass off with two broken ribs and I’m pretty sure I’ll be the first person to die laughing from a RUclips video
I love that pink eye has spawned a series about people in distress. Classic
That shirt was constricting the blood flow to his brain and he couldn’t think straight.
The amount of money they spent on Gus’ snot is exceptional. The team really locked in on the resources this time around. Gus, we are here for you. ❤
This is me at work everyday, and I'm an airline pilot. I don't know where all these cities are. How do you get to Houston? And Tokyo is over the ocean, you can't even see it.
".. some kleenex and juice"...
The fit on that shirt, it's cartoonish!!
Love his ability to cry so easily.
It’s amazing. Both him, his brother Sven, and Joel Haver make it look so easy
He don't miss
I love how he's making the best of this pink eye
This guy’s gonna fall apart when he meets his first mean dog
I worked for the postal service for a month and had the same mental breakdown day 3 except I was in a vehicle 15 miles off my route and I had no cell reception to figure out where I was or to call for help. I had to knock doors at random houses I’ll I found someone who was home and could tell me where the street I was looking for was😂
"At least take the newspapers."
"Nobody ever wants these in the first place."
🤣🤣
Unhinged erratic inconsolable Gus just hits different.
Bro nearly tried setting up a mail MLM that's only slightly less scammy than the normal ones.
"… like I'm some kind of Magellan …" had me in stiches. LOL
This is why i dont have a mailbox outside my house. I get everything in my PO BOX
This feels like an alternate version of the I think you should leave driver sketch.
10/10 video for me, i thought every single word/action was funny. great concept great execution, editing was perfect too, love it bro thanks for the laughs
"Can you please get some Kleenex and juice? 🥺"
I'm always fascinated by how well you play every single character!
He and Sven are incredibly versatile and committed actors. Each of them can play so many unique characters and change between them effortlessly.
"Don't make me pay for that, I dont have popeyes money 😖"
The face was so good 😂
Gus. This is literally one of the funniest things I have seen in YEARS. The quivering lip got me. :D
You are a gem. Love your content 😂
This skit brings back so much first day on the job anxiety.
“Tell me why the ketchup should be under lock and key”
Why is this line so good lol
"i don't want it either" killed me.
Many thanks for saving my day!
"can you please get me some kleenex and juice" thanks gus i just sprayed water all over my monitor, desk, and self. 🤣
Fucking hell. Masterclass acting.
gus is actually an incredible actor
I like the pink eye cinematic universe.
“I don’t even know what a crest is, is it a road or an embankment???”
best line hands down
Having worked at the USPS for a year, this is pretty accurate, they do just throw you out there without knowing how to do anything
The childlike problem solving on display here is too damn authentic.
I was a CCA in NY(not the city thank fuck) and yeah it basically went “here’s your case, take a truck to deliver your parcels and fill relay boxes, come back, start the route” And yeah, no map, never even knew some towns existed until I went for work, about 3 apartment buildings where it’s requested you go to their doors and hand them the mail and they look at you like you killed the mailman, jacked his loot, and often refuse the mail for the first two days. Only had cops called on me twice. That’s excluding the time my gps routed me to the inmate drop off at a prison, THAT WAS A TIME.
I love how pink eye is becoming a recurring theme in these skits 😂💩
"nobody ever wants these." *sob* "idowannemeither"
"Tell me why the ketchup should be under lock and key! 😭"
I love how Gus plays these characters so prefectly
Gus found a small size USPS shirt and knew exactly what to do
Panicked, overwhelmed, and crying Gus is my favorite.
The shirt, the crying
Dude lmfao
The tears like right away. Just god-tier acting
It's like the opposite of a child that lost their mom and it gets more and more confusing you try to help
As a formal male man myself, I can confirm.
Gus looking fluffy
Bro is overwhelmed
It’s good to see Sven seems to have really figured out his life after Trent’s advice! Maybe he can pass along his life lessons to this guy!
The way he’s just like a kid left at the grocery store check out while your parent leaves to grab “one more thing”, is just 👌✨ _perfection._ ✨👌
Who is working harder: the post guy or his shirt?
Such an under-rated actor he can make you laugh & feel for the characters at the same time.
These tears are so real looking, I wonder how he was able to keep up the stressed look for so long(I know it was multiple takes, but still that would be a headache-inducing afternoon)
I still remember the day when i accidentally found your 'shotgun' video and became your fan😂 and 'moms in horror movie' was so epic👌
As a mailman of 6 years, I really enjoyed this!😂😂
"is that a street or an embankment?". That little line goes a far way haha.
Was thinking about applying for the usps, maybe I won’t. Lmao
Its a tough job that requires a ton of daily walking. Its even more fun in the winter. Lots of people quit, and sometimes they send out inspectors to watch you deliver mail so they can write you up and fire you for someone else. If you still wanna try all I can say is good luck. I'd rather work for UPS or FEDEX. And even they can be slave drivers.
Gus Johnson in Cliff Clavin cosplay.
Linda Rondstat almost got her mail
Here's some Kleenex and juice, Gus.