the guy who did 1 night in jail

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  • why is this every guy in the movies who got bailed out of jail.
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  • @TrevorWallace
    @TrevorWallace  3 года назад +4055

    I'm PERFORMING IN FLORIDA (WEST PALM BEACH) NEXT TUESDAY! (march 16th)
    tickets: trevorwallacecomedy.com/

  • @RyanTheLeader
    @RyanTheLeader 3 года назад +32870

    Trevor wouldn’t last an actual night in jail unlike me a true criminal

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys 3 года назад +12783

    You’ve been showing off ur muscles lately and i aint mad

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 3 года назад +126

      TRUTH

    • @fvckyourmom710
      @fvckyourmom710 3 года назад +88

      isn’t he a lil qt, like you

    • @thelastyeetbender4429
      @thelastyeetbender4429 3 года назад +76

      when are YOU gonna show us your muscles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @noir66146
      @noir66146 3 года назад +23

      selfish.

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 3 года назад +25

      @@fvckyourmom710 what wait no I thought I was the qt.

  • @dave2808
    @dave2808 2 года назад +95

    I remember my brother was like that for awhile. He didn’t go to jail, he was just proud of drugs and partying, stuff like that. I just sat looking at him and telling him “you know you’re a tool right?”

    • @jessipinkman8444
      @jessipinkman8444 Год назад +6

      Yeah that’s basically everyone i know at this point lmao😭 I’m not against those things at all but the whole reason of doing them is to have fun, they don’t make you “rebellious” or some shit😭 Your brother needed to hear that fs🤝

  • @dedly_bloom
    @dedly_bloom 3 года назад +2124

    Trevor loved his In-N-Out sooo much they need to sponsor him 😂

    • @CooperBMX
      @CooperBMX 3 года назад +7

      Didnt expect me to see you here

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад +3

      Do you want to laugh? If you do then check out my sarcastic comedy videos 😀🙌😀🙌😀🙌

    • @trollsdontgetblocked9941
      @trollsdontgetblocked9941 3 года назад +3

      @@StupiderWithAB you aren’t funny

    • @alfonsoa1292
      @alfonsoa1292 3 года назад

      @@trollsdontgetblocked9941 you aren’t funny either

    • @f_a_t_c_a_t
      @f_a_t_c_a_t 3 года назад

      @@alfonsoa1292 you aren't funny either

  • @trashcanjoe4902
    @trashcanjoe4902 2 года назад +68

    It’s funny cause I’ve spent 1 night in jail and I tell the story often, but only to tell people how much it sucked having to walk like several hours early in the morning, hoping I was going in the right direction, super hungover to get back to my car 😂

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 6 месяцев назад

      Viking pfp viking pfp

    • @andrewiglinski148
      @andrewiglinski148 2 месяца назад +1

      Lol this is real. I was locked up for like 3 days and they let me out at like 3am, and I walked like 4 hours 180 degrees from where I was trying to go before figuring it out lol.

  • @NicDunn
    @NicDunn 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm convinced that all of Trevor's "guy who" skits are based on either guys he knows or guys he is

  • @samedsayed2881
    @samedsayed2881 Год назад +3

    Dominic mysterio

  • @troesler81
    @troesler81 Год назад +9

    WWE seen this and said I have an idea for Dominic Mysterio.

  • @LewisMcNair
    @LewisMcNair Год назад +6

    Dominic mysterio?

  • @justinmanns5229
    @justinmanns5229 3 года назад +101

    He protecc, he attacc, but he ain’t neva goin back

  • @TristenHernandez
    @TristenHernandez 3 года назад +81

    “Phone is still charging 47%” ⚰️

  • @wehweh3
    @wehweh3 3 года назад +6

    Very relatable. Spent 1 night in jail myself and was in a hurry to get home after. Meanwhile, everyone else was acting just like this.

  • @Gigachad-mk8bd
    @Gigachad-mk8bd 3 года назад +145

    *Gets out*
    “Man it feels just like it was just yesterday when I got locked up”

  • @drwatson221b
    @drwatson221b 7 месяцев назад +1

    "If can't shit in front of people you can't be shit... in front of people." Yeah that's another thing I'm saving in my notes.

  • @theactualdarthvader
    @theactualdarthvader 3 года назад +28

    “i picked up smoking too” “nope that’s a match” *lights match* “that’s still a match” 🤣

  • @pixlord9773
    @pixlord9773 3 года назад +9

    We‘ve had the case here in Germany that an actually pretty big RUclipsr at that time had to go to jail for 2 weeks.
    When he came out of there he literally acted like that and uploaded his „out of jail experience“ to RUclips in all seriousness.

  • @mauricebeaujon2960
    @mauricebeaujon2960 3 года назад +42

    "It's plastic"
    "Then why do I keep watering it?" relatable

  • @mateusloni
    @mateusloni 3 года назад +1

    ''bro my phone still charging? 47%'' 💀💀💀

  • @gonzthedon1738
    @gonzthedon1738 2 года назад +2

    i didnt laugh until he realized his phone didnt finish charging fucking hilarious

  • @oneseven.suppressor
    @oneseven.suppressor 3 года назад +6

    4:36 he's gonna drop the soap

  • @LunchWitLou
    @LunchWitLou 2 года назад

    “To bad I couldn’t go to myself “- brodie a natural 😂

  • @dylangount7349
    @dylangount7349 3 года назад +5

    "I quit, I'm a man of the Lord now"

  • @ivanrojas8568
    @ivanrojas8568 3 года назад

    The guy filming and speaking makes this shit even funnier !!!!lmao !!!

  • @LazyTelevison
    @LazyTelevison Год назад +1

    The camera game didn’t pick up on “wanna hear a PALM I wrote” … Psalm*😂 … I c u 👀 3:36

  • @UnbrokenFlame
    @UnbrokenFlame Год назад +2

    Dominic mysterio!🤣

  • @2102082
    @2102082 3 года назад +5

    My phone is still charging nice. 47% sounds like an iPhone for sure.

  • @Youngdank
    @Youngdank Год назад +3

    Dominik Mysterio

  • @kaleyesusberhane
    @kaleyesusberhane 2 года назад

    "You were gone for two meals!".."youre jewish!"😂

  • @jacksongomez9264
    @jacksongomez9264 Год назад

    3:50 "yeah they got me buckled up" 🤣🤣

  • @unitiy2387
    @unitiy2387 3 года назад +5

    plot twist: he only makes these videos to show off his muscles

  • @Justriley3000
    @Justriley3000 2 года назад

    Bro the cameraman has had it with Trevor’s antics 😂

  • @Dee12327
    @Dee12327 Год назад

    So many guys in jail had the praying hands with rosary tattoo 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trevortrevose9124
    @trevortrevose9124 Год назад

    "if you cant shit infront of people you cant be shit infront of people" -albert einstein

  • @gseric4721
    @gseric4721 2 года назад

    "It's not the same" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DoleyDoles
    @DoleyDoles 3 года назад

    “You were gone for two meals”
    Hilarious

  • @elvinimali706
    @elvinimali706 3 года назад

    No way this is the independent coffee store barista guy LOL

  • @zachschultz3481
    @zachschultz3481 2 года назад

    the phone at 47% was so funny

  • @shutupandlisten873
    @shutupandlisten873 3 года назад

    Converted over night 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshcohen1676
    @joshcohen1676 2 года назад

    Yep. Totally accurate 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mathildadecker3433
    @mathildadecker3433 Год назад +1

    Literally dominik mysterio

  • @namjoons_bicycle
    @namjoons_bicycle 2 года назад

    “I quit.I’m a man of the Lord now.”
    -Trevor being religious

  • @Onyx516
    @Onyx516 3 года назад

    1:34 the only thing I could think of was "haveyouacceptedjesusasyourlordandsavior?" " No, I'm Jewish"

  • @t-virusterrance4734
    @t-virusterrance4734 3 года назад +4

    Hello, Humans.
    "Every villain is a hero in his own mind."-Tom Hiddleston
    TERRANCE OUT

  • @commonguard3431
    @commonguard3431 2 года назад

    "I was locked up for so long I thought I was colorblind" as someone that grew up real deal lightweight colorblind LOL 😂

  • @nullaratio
    @nullaratio Год назад

    "Its just nice to outside of the house with this ankle monitor on." "Its a belt." "Yeah they got me buckled up." i died 💀💀

  • @ivanrodriguez3477
    @ivanrodriguez3477 3 года назад

    NLE Choppa first day out for one day was like 😂

  • @Hunter-c3c
    @Hunter-c3c 8 дней назад

    1:52 most relatable thing ive seen in a while

  • @jessemorris5125
    @jessemorris5125 2 года назад +943

    Showed this to my homeboy who did 17 1/2 yrs. He freakin lost it!! We were both crying laughing 😂😂😂

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 2 года назад +39

      Wtf so many ex cons in the comments

    • @jessemorris5125
      @jessemorris5125 2 года назад +34

      @@googlename7943 I’m not an ex con but my homie is. And we both thought this is hilarious

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 2 года назад +24

      @@jessemorris5125 what did he do to get 17 years?

    • @jessemorris5125
      @jessemorris5125 2 года назад

      @@googlename7943 Manslaughter. He was getting jumped by 7 ppl and had a knife and used it. And there was no self defense law(stand your ground) at the time when it happened. They couldn’t get him for 1st or 2nd degree murder but him having a knife on him, taking someone out made it manslaughter.

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 2 года назад

      @@jessemorris5125 that's so fucked up. poor man. your country's legal system is a joke no offense. not that ours is any good either.

  • @sarmeddangerous6462
    @sarmeddangerous6462 3 года назад +6412

    The guy who bought condoms for the first time

    • @benbalmforth2117
      @benbalmforth2117 3 года назад +146

      he's gotta make this video

    • @albertspecht7374
      @albertspecht7374 3 года назад +53

      @@benbalmforth2117 community has to like this comment so he sees it hahhha would be great for sure

    • @akudowells869
      @akudowells869 3 года назад +7

      YESSIR

    • @calebdautel5691
      @calebdautel5691 3 года назад +6

      PLEASE

    • @nkiyama8437
      @nkiyama8437 3 года назад +7

      Amazing how Trevor's video exist without him even filming it. Just come up with a fitting title and you good to go

  • @dibi6138
    @dibi6138 3 года назад +9327

    Do the “I was gonna go into the military but..” guy

    • @Limerick.
      @Limerick. 3 года назад +54

      yesss

    • @kilow9220
      @kilow9220 3 года назад +37

      Yesssss

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 3 года назад +279

      That could literally be this guy. "I was gonna go into the military but, ya know with my rap sheet they were scared that I'd kick the crap out of the drill sergeants."

    • @gary9337
      @gary9337 3 года назад +73

      I was gonna go into the military but they said I was too reckless 💪

    • @lukewhitt6849
      @lukewhitt6849 3 года назад +15

      I was gana go to the military but u could end up in jail ethier way.

  • @mickflip2131
    @mickflip2131 3 года назад +5622

    “The guy who never left his hometown part 3”

    • @Hubert4515
      @Hubert4515 3 года назад +11

      please

    • @reyb6094
      @reyb6094 3 года назад +7

      Yes please

    • @JafacaksWasTaken
      @JafacaksWasTaken 3 года назад +56

      @@reyb6094 he means thats what this is

    • @ariav7727
      @ariav7727 3 года назад +6

      he probably talks like this ruclips.net/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/видео.html

    • @NightMare-tp6fw
      @NightMare-tp6fw 3 года назад +1

      Not really tho

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 года назад +3928

    GUESS WHO'S OUT 🧐

    • @imasock6627
      @imasock6627 3 года назад +4

      who

    • @llab3903
      @llab3903 3 года назад +5

      Everybody knows it’s you pretty boy. Take your 15 minutes humbly

    • @Innocuousmale
      @Innocuousmale 3 года назад +4

      Does this person thoroughly enjoy board games?

    • @YUNG_G33ZY
      @YUNG_G33ZY 3 года назад +7

      Bobby schmurda

    • @brooksdavis2509
      @brooksdavis2509 3 года назад

      You

  • @jayzayproductions5454
    @jayzayproductions5454 2 года назад +740

    I did 30 days in county jail last summer and I actually hate how accurate this is lol. I talked about it for weeks after getting out

    • @shobhit2197
      @shobhit2197 Год назад +50

      30 days is crazy tho lol

    • @gordonfeetman445
      @gordonfeetman445 Год назад +66

      To be fair 30 days is pretty long.

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 Год назад

      How does Trevor have such a strong understanding of all these niche types of douchey white guys?

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Год назад +23

      @@gordonfeetman445 not really no, 30 years is pretty long.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Год назад +9

      What did u do?

  • @blakerobnson
    @blakerobnson 3 года назад +4385

    “my phone is still charging: 47%” 😂

    • @eljefe9652
      @eljefe9652 3 года назад +115

      That might have been the best line!

    • @tomasdelcampo2
      @tomasdelcampo2 3 года назад +11

      Is that an agent 47 joke?

    • @luke8986
      @luke8986 3 года назад +100

      @@tomasdelcampo2 not at all

    • @asmodeuskingofdemons
      @asmodeuskingofdemons 3 года назад +25

      Tbh I feel like this was shade at iPhones for not having fast charge

    • @luke8986
      @luke8986 3 года назад +79

      @@asmodeuskingofdemons no, 💀💀 he was saying that because he was in jail for such a short amount of time, his phone was still charging

  • @chanceytheyoungin
    @chanceytheyoungin 3 года назад +6266

    One time my ex went to jail for less than 24 hours and said “food tastes so good ever since i got out” 😂

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 3 года назад +240

    "What are you reading?"
    "the bible, I'm a man of the lord"
    "you're Jewish"
    "I... converted"
    this part was hilarious. I mean, I can't blame him. He couldn't get a Torah.

    • @darkscythe3874
      @darkscythe3874 5 месяцев назад +5

      Couldn’t get any Torahs in prison

  • @mr.oculus3834
    @mr.oculus3834 3 года назад +4931

    He forgot to text every girl in his phone to let em know he just got out of jail. "yo girl, i just got out, and you're the only one I thought of while I was locked up." x100

  • @ccdccd2708
    @ccdccd2708 3 года назад +2788

    nobody:
    elementary school kids after their first detention:

    • @TrevorWallace
      @TrevorWallace  3 года назад +433

      lmaoooooo

    • @sortadecent8230
      @sortadecent8230 3 года назад +18

      Nah most of the elementary kids in detention are just retards lmao. Back when I was going to detention daily there were just people who would say some stupid shit ALL THE TIME like “i KnOw YoU aRe BuT wHaT aM i?” Whenever I would talk to them. Would annoy the shit out of people 😂. Now you may be wondering who tf asked me. And to that I say, good question. I guess I just thought I’d share.

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 года назад +42

      @@sortadecent8230 bet you can’t spell “icup”

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 года назад +37

      I remember getting detention in the 4th grade for slapping some guy when arguing about my socks “being gay”, the chump told the teacher, then I got called by some guy to walk with him, I ask the person walking me “am I in trouble” he said “‘no”, I was like “hell yeah free slap”, next thing I know I’m sitting on some chair facing the wall listening to him absolutely betraying me and instantly calling my father, I immediately started crying, rapid breathing, waving my arms around dramatically, shaking the chair around, for like 3 hours thinking, my dad thought it was funny, while I was still slightly crying in the car I told him what happened, he said “the socks are pretty fucking stupid though”, my mom was not amused with me, but my dad thought it was funny, that’s probably still on my school record, coming back the day after the next thinking I was the coolest guy to ever exist, yeah I got detention, yeah I had a breakdown about it, but Matthew doesn’t need to know that, fucking matthew

    • @clintfischer1057
      @clintfischer1057 3 года назад +17

      @@linus855 Fck Matthew !

  • @landingswithlexi3756
    @landingswithlexi3756 2 года назад +443

    Having worked at a jail this is hilarious! 😂😂 Some of the most “hard acting” inmates I ever dealt with were the ones in jail on some petty charges like back child support or driving with a suspended license lol. They always felt the need to prove themselves. 🤦🏾‍♀️
    The ones booked in on murder, homicide, robbery, etc don’t have to do all that to prove themselves.

    • @NotEvenOverThere
      @NotEvenOverThere Год назад +19

      Cause they already proved themselves

    • @tannerburggraf7926
      @tannerburggraf7926 Год назад

      Proved they are a drain on people who have jobs that pay for there meals while they're locked up lol

    • @CloseYourBrownEyes
      @CloseYourBrownEyes Год назад +29

      I mean, it's weird that your giving props to people that committed heinous crimes but.. Wait, maybe you shouldn't give them any props, period. It's weird.

    • @The1Mustache3
      @The1Mustache3 Год назад +1

      Bot. All bots

    • @ErikWidmann
      @ErikWidmann 6 месяцев назад +1

      I was in over a year waiting on court with some crazies, and the dudes coming in that "it ain't my first time" were all like this. Especially the ones who were in for throwing their pregnant GFs down stairs.
      Luckily all charges dropped for me.

  • @myczxr
    @myczxr 3 года назад +2861

    one night in jail:
    *i didn't drop the soap. not even once. i'm so badass*

    • @ClassyCat06
      @ClassyCat06 3 года назад +10

      probably didn't take a shower either

    • @triggerhxppy
      @triggerhxppy 3 года назад +15

      i dropped it on purpose

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      Do you want to laugh? If you do then check out my sarcastic comedy videos 😀🙌😀🙌😀🙌

    • @jxg0314
      @jxg0314 3 года назад

      Yeah, because if you were good ass you would have got it.

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 года назад

      they have soap in jail?

  • @EscapePlanSkateboarding
    @EscapePlanSkateboarding 3 года назад +2654

    "That's all I got. I ran outta time." 🤣

  • @saketpatil9969
    @saketpatil9969 3 года назад +6727

    This guy doesn't fit in the character, the character fits in him.

    • @jerm2867
      @jerm2867 3 года назад +61

      No homo

    • @Andrew52_52
      @Andrew52_52 3 года назад +10

      Wonder what his real personality is

    • @Figey_2022
      @Figey_2022 3 года назад +34

      "Step character, what are you doing?"

    • @saketpatil9969
      @saketpatil9969 3 года назад +5

      @@Figey_2022 hahahahhahahaha that was funny 🤣🤣

    • @deionjohn5904
      @deionjohn5904 2 года назад

      Or characters 🥸

  • @TheAndre2131
    @TheAndre2131 3 года назад +4320

    "if you can't shit in front of other people, you can't be shit....in front of other people" - Trevor 2021

    • @Literally___Me
      @Literally___Me 3 года назад +15

      Entrepreneur followed that motto but he thought that it was “eat shit”

    • @hinamatsuro1908
      @hinamatsuro1908 3 года назад +5

      @Alec Baloun please no don't get a tattoo

    • @Someidiotthatplayspiano
      @Someidiotthatplayspiano 3 года назад +11

      @@hinamatsuro1908 it was a quote from the video and also why are you mad about some random guy getting a tattoo.

    • @atxmatt2510
      @atxmatt2510 3 года назад +2

      Just got it tatted!

    • @noahjohns7954
      @noahjohns7954 3 года назад

      @Brandon Hoyos Saldana just like you

  • @tabithaparrish8305
    @tabithaparrish8305 3 года назад +5328

    My little sister did 12 hours in the drunk tank and the next morning she called me and this is 1,000,000% accurate. She still talks about the time she went to prison. 🤣

  • @Drago0025
    @Drago0025 3 года назад +2592

    The real crime here is that this man left his phone on the charger for a whole night and it's only at 47%

    • @sarapinto9589
      @sarapinto9589 2 года назад +11

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @johnnyvivic8730
      @johnnyvivic8730 2 года назад +98

      Probly one of those eBay cords that only works if you jam it in and out of the phone 4 times, cus at it, push it sideways, and then prop your phone up against the wall with the cord underneath.

    • @Drago0025
      @Drago0025 2 года назад +12

      @@johnnyvivic8730 Bro I don't even remember making this comment but yeah prob

    • @jokarspekzz1225
      @jokarspekzz1225 2 года назад +10

      @@Drago0025 bruh he said they couldn't pay the light bill since he's was locked so that makes sense why it was only at 47% 🤣

    • @JK-uj8ur
      @JK-uj8ur Год назад +3

      The contact isn't good. Just charges intermittently in short spurts. Bad for the battery too.

  • @leyroy1289
    @leyroy1289 3 года назад +3219

    "My phone still charging, 47%"
    Lol felt that

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +4395

    And now this is a masterpiece

    • @vexrtym
      @vexrtym 3 года назад +2

      Imagine having only 1 reply

    • @Smokerup
      @Smokerup 3 года назад

      Imagine having 2 replies

    • @vexrtym
      @vexrtym 3 года назад

      @@Smokerup 3

    • @Smokerup
      @Smokerup 3 года назад

      @@vexrtym make it 4

    • @vexrtym
      @vexrtym 3 года назад

      @@Smokerup make it 5

  • @ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
    @ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 3 года назад +900

    How do you have the perfect face for every type of person who ever existed??

  • @JustLikeYou.
    @JustLikeYou. 3 года назад +3042

    “Yeah I converted, couldn’t get a Torah in prison” has me dead lmao

    • @AlIskanderZhao
      @AlIskanderZhao 3 года назад +83

      While he's holding the old testament lmao

    • @therealneji
      @therealneji 3 года назад +3

      He said tour

    • @YouKnowMeDuh
      @YouKnowMeDuh 3 года назад +3

      @@AlIskanderZhao Had me W E A K 🤣

    • @JustLikeYou.
      @JustLikeYou. 3 года назад +49

      @@therealneji nah he said Torah because he is Jewish, the Torah is the holy book of Judaism 🤟

    • @UnknowableDandelion
      @UnknowableDandelion 3 года назад +49

      It’s funny because the Bible has the Torah in it lmfao

  • @lp2033
    @lp2033 3 года назад +1009

    "If you can't shit in front of people you cant be shit...infront of people. DAMN...." lmaoooo

    • @iidoughnutholes3087
      @iidoughnutholes3087 3 года назад +21

      That’s deep-

    • @davedays
      @davedays 3 года назад +13

      that line had me dying

    • @zyrx08
      @zyrx08 3 года назад +1

      @@davedays yooooo whats up brooo

    • @miguelrodriguezacevedo8927
      @miguelrodriguezacevedo8927 3 года назад +8

      Honestly if he really did get that tattooed on him I wouldn't even be mad

    • @purkatopics2877
      @purkatopics2877 3 года назад

      It is almost as good as Ryan's Quote: "If your life is shit, well, then learn how to wipe"

  • @DesertDingle
    @DesertDingle 3 года назад +3852

    "I picked up smoking in jail"
    *inserts match into mouth and lights it
    *throws away match
    "I quit i'm a man of the lord now"

    • @t1ny723
      @t1ny723 3 года назад +31

      Ik that part got me dead

    • @chongus3092
      @chongus3092 3 года назад +13

      LMAOOOOO

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 года назад +30

      Yep, that's in the video

    • @rorigillmore141
      @rorigillmore141 3 года назад +18

      wow that really was in there? thanks for pointing it out

    • @him1517
      @him1517 3 года назад +5

      @@rorigillmore141 yeah very surprising, I almost missed it

  • @reptilelvr10
    @reptilelvr10 3 года назад +1820

    I work in a jail. This is accurate af. And a majority of guys like this are crying most of the time 😂

    • @tomoe8118
      @tomoe8118 2 года назад +31

      Damn

    • @patrickbledsoe2176
      @patrickbledsoe2176 2 года назад +19

      Your 100% right

    • @cholericimp1358
      @cholericimp1358 2 года назад

      Police motherfucker. Chug antifreeze

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina Год назад +15

      Probably the most purifying cry which is why they get such a weird high.

    • @The_Only_Juan
      @The_Only_Juan Год назад +7

      Damn, who outs themselves as a CO like that, put yourself on blast homie, not a good look.

  • @Chickin
    @Chickin 3 года назад +3814

    as a person that spent a night in jail, this so untrue, i spent my time solving calculus equations that were written on the walls, take me back

    • @Mobidyfid
      @Mobidyfid 3 года назад +336

      This is actually accurate, lmao. People actually be writing equations on the walls in county

    • @azz75sl
      @azz75sl 3 года назад +125

      @@Mobidyfid theres not much that you won’t find written on the walls in county.

    • @dmgedits1086
      @dmgedits1086 3 года назад +32

      I got locked up for a year and I didn’t act like that when I got out lmao 😂

    • @azz75sl
      @azz75sl 3 года назад +76

      @@dmgedits1086 of course lol thats the joke. Its a dunning kreuger type thing, its the people that barely got a taste that act like hard asses. People that were down for at least a few months learn what acting harder than you are gets you.

    • @dmgedits1086
      @dmgedits1086 3 года назад +8

      @@azz75sl Ik that 😂

  • @stedfast5468
    @stedfast5468 3 года назад +6081

    This was my brother, literally! And he did 6 days in city, not county.😂 I myself went to prison from 1994 to 2003, and besides my full body being sleeved, you would never know I did that much time. I don't even think about being there. Moved on and became a productive citizen.

    • @uvwxyzero
      @uvwxyzero 3 года назад +515

      Respect for avoiding that hell hole. I imagine for most people who experience prison one time experience is enough to never come back.

    • @SMD-si7fm
      @SMD-si7fm 3 года назад +347

      @@uvwxyzero lol. Theres a reason people go back. Once you're in the system its hard as fuck to get out. You wouldn't believe the little shit you do daily would break probation rules. Break probation, and you're in for 30 days.

    • @x.vmp1re.m0ney.x
      @x.vmp1re.m0ney.x 3 года назад +181

      @@uvwxyzero It's pretty easy to go back to jail, it's pretty easy to break probation and it sucks, I myself never went to jail but ya know family and some friends. It's like if you even exist you break probation.

    • @reninatrimble3153
      @reninatrimble3153 3 года назад +17

      My cousins dad got put in ever since like I wanna say 2015 or like 2016

    • @hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop9121
      @hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop9121 3 года назад +37

      What u get locked up for

  • @TheBoyNamedAdarsh
    @TheBoyNamedAdarsh Год назад +3

    Dominik Mysterio

  • @r0b
    @r0b 3 года назад +1250

    ⚰️😂

  • @erenjeager5290
    @erenjeager5290 3 года назад +505

    “He’s grown so much”
    “That’s plastic”
    “Been gone for so long I can’t tell the difference”

  • @alexform8439
    @alexform8439 Год назад +3

    POV:Dominic Mysterio

  • @felipereyes8269
    @felipereyes8269 3 года назад +260

    I’m surprised he didn’t do the whole “I’m not going back” trope. And act like he’s doing some highly criminal shit lol

  • @PNWOUTDOORS7923
    @PNWOUTDOORS7923 2 года назад +4

    Ik im late but 1:56 I guess you guys couldn’t pay the electricity bills while I was gone the light in the room literally on

  • @zfin87
    @zfin87 3 года назад +368

    “It just feels so good to eat real food again”
    ‘you were gone for two meals’

    • @justinbrown5098
      @justinbrown5098 3 года назад +2

      I think it's funny that he called Quizno's real food though

    • @popelidups9217
      @popelidups9217 2 года назад

      Yeah that's on the video, were not deaf

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 Год назад

      @@popelidups9217 You don't know that

  • @soohyunlee3555
    @soohyunlee3555 3 года назад +322

    I feel like the recent skits are just to flex his muscles ngl lol

    • @nihilist1280
      @nihilist1280 3 года назад +27

      lol what muscles?

    • @Logan-bh8tc
      @Logan-bh8tc 3 года назад

      They definetly are

    • @devinnice2409
      @devinnice2409 3 года назад +1

      bro hes kidding😂

    • @chachawho435
      @chachawho435 3 года назад +10

      @@nihilist1280 dude def has muscle but not enough to be bragging about in a non comedic setting

    • @nihilist1280
      @nihilist1280 3 года назад +5

      @@chachawho435 He has muscles because he has low body fat so they are more refined, but he's not working out.

  • @samwich2596
    @samwich2596 3 года назад +384

    This seems like the same guy that never left his hometown

    • @JacqueCRISCOsd
      @JacqueCRISCOsd 3 года назад +10

      Loser comes in a variety of flavors.

    • @nataliehortin7883
      @nataliehortin7883 3 года назад +4

      Nah...that guy's been to jail for more than 24 hours a couple times😆😉

  • @awsomealien234
    @awsomealien234 3 года назад +434

    “Everything looks so different”
    “No, it’s the exact same”
    😂😂

    • @D.S.44
      @D.S.44 3 года назад +2

      Quiznos ?

  • @DyslexicMitochondria
    @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +570

    It's scary how real his acting is

  • @averyl4704
    @averyl4704 2 года назад +10

    what’s the number for that Layla girl at 3:39, need it for a friend…

  • @Zygiah
    @Zygiah 3 года назад +170

    I had a friend like this he went to boot camp tho 🤣

    • @valeriavalencia9529
      @valeriavalencia9529 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sortadecent8230
      @sortadecent8230 3 года назад +3

      @the missile skud dude what u mean? People get treated horribly in jail. Also this message isn’t me trying to pick a fight I’m just seriously wondering what u mean.

    • @Samuel-xs2yv
      @Samuel-xs2yv 3 года назад

      @the missile skud you're the guy OP was talking about lmao

    • @chickysausages
      @chickysausages 3 года назад

      @the missile skud thank you for your cervix boot

    • @jackieversa5470
      @jackieversa5470 3 года назад

      I'm being forced to go there against my will. Is it bad?

  • @cfunk7139
    @cfunk7139 Год назад +3

    POV: Dominic Mysterio

  • @MamaSwole
    @MamaSwole 3 года назад +71

    "wanna hear a poem I wrote while I was in there?"
    "No?"

    • @shaneglasgow857
      @shaneglasgow857 3 года назад

      Ooh very clever! You watched the video. WHAT?! You took it a STEP FURTHER and listened to the video. HOLD UP!!! YOU EVEN MEMORIZED A FEW LINES AND POSTED THEM WOW!!!!!!!

    • @mishapereda890
      @mishapereda890 3 года назад +3

      @@shaneglasgow857 calm down pal

    • @mywifesboyfriend5807
      @mywifesboyfriend5807 3 года назад +4

      @@shaneglasgow857 REEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nate9147
      @nate9147 3 года назад +1

      @@shaneglasgow857 I see people quoting what he says gets you triggered

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 3 года назад +1

      69th like; lets goooo

  • @abdullahmufti839
    @abdullahmufti839 Год назад +3

    Dominic mysterio be like

  • @J5dudeYT
    @J5dudeYT 11 дней назад +4

    0:54 "its like a brain freeze for my biceps"

  • @johanneskemp3516
    @johanneskemp3516 3 года назад +275

    "if you can't be shit in front of people, you can't be shit...

    • @kaspersmilez
      @kaspersmilez 3 года назад +1

      In jail you shit in front of people

    • @nuzari3
      @nuzari3 3 года назад +14

      Imagine listening to the video and not getting the quote right immediately after...

    • @pimpsk8er3702
      @pimpsk8er3702 3 года назад +1

      no one shits infront of anyone in jail we all used a shit sheet

    • @kaspersmilez
      @kaspersmilez 3 года назад +1

      @@pimpsk8er3702 You went to a daycare

    • @pimpsk8er3702
      @pimpsk8er3702 3 года назад

      @@kaspersmilez and then??

  • @TheDennys21
    @TheDennys21 3 года назад +84

    "There was a pandemic when i went in, did they find the cure yet?"

  • @Fefeyon
    @Fefeyon 2 года назад +16

    “Is that ur ringtone?”
    Trevor: “Nah, it’s a lifestyle”
    Relate to this 💯
    4:00

  • @arthurshahzad7786
    @arthurshahzad7786 3 года назад +389

    “If you can’t shit in front of people then you can’t be shit in front of people”, that’s honestly the wisest piece of advice I’ve ever heard

    • @drumerdude2
      @drumerdude2 Год назад +1

      I can but I haven’t been in yet to do it

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Год назад

      Even if you can shit in front of people you shouldn't be shit, in front of people.

  • @danielheathers1504
    @danielheathers1504 3 года назад +80

    Is that your ringtone?
    No, it’s a lifestyle

  • @noahsnotnoah1354
    @noahsnotnoah1354 3 года назад +9

    4:10 yo wth i have the same plant bruh

  • @raymundoo2879
    @raymundoo2879 3 года назад +52

    "I haven't seen my daughter in so long"
    "You don't have a daughter"

  • @combat2064
    @combat2064 3 года назад +64

    "those verses didn't work out so...had to check out these verses"
    BARS