Joe Barbaro ALL Funny Lines & Quotes Compilation (Mafia 2 Definitive Edition)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
  • Listen to the funniest lines & best quotes from Joe Barbaro in the Mafia II: Definitive Edition. This video showcases ALL Joe Barbaro audio outside of cutscenes & mission scripts in High Quality (HQ). Watch Mafia 2 mods and cut content here: • Mafia 2 - All Missions... Stay tuned for more #MafiaTrilogy news
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    • Mafia 3 Alternate Ending - Joe Talks to Vito: • Mafia 3 Alternate Endi...
    • Playing as Joe Barbaro in Mafia 3: • Mafia 3 - Playing as J...
    • Joe Reacts to being Lincoln Clay's Father: • Joe Barbaro Reacts to ...
    • Mafia 2 Definitive Edition Radio Newsbreaks: • Mafia 2 Definitive Edi...
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    Video Timestamps:
    - 0:00 Joe Combat 1
    - 1:23 Joe Combat 2
    - 2:13 Vito Driving Joe
    - 2:46 Joe Driving 1 (JA DLC)
    - 3:27 Joe Driving 2 (JA DLC)
    - 4:39 Joe Melee Combat (JA DLC)
    - 5:07 Joe Bribing cops (JA DLC)
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  • @MafiaGameVideos
    @MafiaGameVideos  3 года назад +28

    • Mafia 2 Definitive Edition Radio Newsbreaks: ruclips.net/video/0x96Als4CWY/видео.html
    • Mafia 3 Alternate Ending - Joe Talks to Vito: ruclips.net/video/j_iODM_iBXA/видео.html
    • Playing as Joe Barbaro in Mafia 3: ruclips.net/video/4M2jwa0SBjs/видео.html
    • Joe Reacts to being Lincoln Clay's Father: ruclips.net/video/Ei84B7UqZ78/видео.html

  • @MrEnder11
    @MrEnder11 2 года назад +146

    2:17 Such a genuine reaction 😂😂

  • @thetalabgamer_9755
    @thetalabgamer_9755 3 года назад +192

    0:23 best line in the game

  • @codywhidby9496
    @codywhidby9496 3 года назад +178

    Man, Joe needs to be in Mafia 4. He would love living in Las Vegas. 💰

    • @mr.formal6723
      @mr.formal6723 3 года назад +15

      That's what I'm thinking!! Instead the protagonist would just work for him and he's living in Las Vegas in 70s

    • @codywhidby9496
      @codywhidby9496 3 года назад +1

      @@mr.formal6723 I heard H13 said that we'll be playing the don.

    • @mr.formal6723
      @mr.formal6723 3 года назад +1

      @@codywhidby9496 that would be great too

    • @knowledgegames5299
      @knowledgegames5299 3 года назад

      He's dead, hands cut

    • @mr.formal6723
      @mr.formal6723 3 года назад +1

      @@knowledgegames5299 nah man, I am delusional human being

  • @wolfviperepicdude
    @wolfviperepicdude 3 года назад +55

    2:15 "You drive like my fuckin grandmother ya know that" Love that line 🤣👍

    • @Lxk3ez
      @Lxk3ez Год назад +4

      “Jeeeeez, relax, will ya?”

  • @liamyt123
    @liamyt123 3 года назад +80

    If you never knew, Mafia 2 actually held the world record of the most f-bombs in one video game, that is incredible and funny at the same time.

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, before I think was scarface, and before that san andreas

    • @goosegoose9549
      @goosegoose9549 3 года назад +3

      No that was prototype

    • @mtvproductioning9811
      @mtvproductioning9811 3 года назад +2

      Another game to add is Yakuza 1 for ps2. That had a lot of swear words too.

    • @dwaynejpeterkin
      @dwaynejpeterkin Год назад

      Until gta 5 came
      Out

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 3 года назад +88

    2:14
    "What is this, The Indianapolis Speedway?"
    "Take your fucking foot off the accelerator!"
    "You drive like my fucking grandma, you know that?"
    "What you got, an aversion to red lights?"
    Joe, stop! Your comebacks are making me laugh!

    • @G-MONEY1996
      @G-MONEY1996 2 года назад +1

      That Crack me up 2 🤣

    • @truckertae9725
      @truckertae9725 Год назад

      Joe is a backseat driver and his lines are funny

  • @TheOli123440
    @TheOli123440 3 года назад +28

    1:14 I'm G O I N G I N

    • @gottagofastfaster
      @gottagofastfaster 9 месяцев назад +1

      I can't imagine without the goofy GMOD faces from kitty0706 videos

  • @winser21
    @winser21 Год назад +13

    2:29 “Stay inside the lines, fuckoff!”
    LMAO I’ve never heard somebody be called that.

  • @kalebk9595
    @kalebk9595 Год назад +15

    1:06 "They teach you that in the army!?"
    The flashbacks, I heard that line so many times.

  • @jjjacob4193
    @jjjacob4193 3 года назад +31

    3:01 When Joe fails to lockpick the car 🤣

  • @bumpermanthesecond615
    @bumpermanthesecond615 11 месяцев назад +8

    Joe's voices are both remembered in mafia franchise and gmod

  • @spookyash2695
    @spookyash2695 3 года назад +82

    all his reactions to vito's driving are pure gold, but the genuinely bewildered "but what the f*** are you doing?" at 2:16 took me tf out

    • @truckertae9725
      @truckertae9725 Год назад +5

      Joe is a backseat driver

    • @Roc_Official
      @Roc_Official Год назад +1

      Sounds like a true Italian 😂 I know many who sounds just like that.

  • @Lajos_Kelemen
    @Lajos_Kelemen 3 года назад +40

    Kitty0706 sure loved Joe’s lines

  • @m_42emir
    @m_42emir 2 года назад +17

    2:25 Take Your Fucking Foot Off The Accelerator!

    • @deldude1412
      @deldude1412 6 месяцев назад

      Take it easy, I'm in a rush.

  • @m_42emir
    @m_42emir 2 года назад +19

    2:15 Joe: You Drive Like My Grandmother You Know That?
    Vito: GEEZ Relax Will You?

  • @emekaasiegbu3697
    @emekaasiegbu3697 2 года назад +9

    0:21 "It's fuckin' over!!!!!"

  • @DJ_Thanos
    @DJ_Thanos 3 года назад +65

    Joe: Ya shoot like my sister!
    Vito: Speaking of your sister, Joe, yesterday night-
    Joe: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She told me everything.
    Vito: Really?
    Joe: Of course. I was my sister!
    Vito: What?
    Joe: What?
    Leo: What? Wait, what are you guys doing together?
    Joe: Oh, shit. Vito let's get outta here!
    Vito: My best friend died by some thugs in Chicago. I gotta take my leave now.
    Leo: Smart kid. Joe, let's talk business.

  • @MichaelGeorge161
    @MichaelGeorge161 3 года назад +43

    5:50 cut content, so that was going to be in the game!

    • @joebarbaro5884
      @joebarbaro5884 3 года назад +1

      👍

    • @twzsmasher
      @twzsmasher 3 года назад +1

      mafia 2 was going to also have cops come after you for more stuff than in mafia 1. (reckless driving and running into stuff like street lamps. line is at 5:54) also apparently pedestrians would continue fighting you or had a cut unique line if you continued to get in a fist fight with them while the cops tried to break it up. (the line is at 5:58) "They ain't breakin' it up. I'm takin' em in."

  • @itsdenizcankaya
    @itsdenizcankaya 3 года назад +88

    02:15 Best quote ever in any videogame xd I always use that quote when I see players that suck at driving in GTA Online. Thanks Joe for that. 😃

    • @liamyt123
      @liamyt123 3 года назад +5

      I do the exact same 😂

    • @truckertae9725
      @truckertae9725 Год назад

      Hey, you'd should see how many people Vito ran over

  • @TheFourBrothers18
    @TheFourBrothers18 3 года назад +23

    1:14 made my childhood

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 2 года назад +14

    0:23 I love this line. XD

  • @mrintention7987
    @mrintention7987 3 года назад +17

    "What are you scared a* hole" always gets me

    • @GiGi-tu1bt
      @GiGi-tu1bt 9 месяцев назад +2

      🤣😭💀

  • @Abdulaziz_Saud91
    @Abdulaziz_Saud91 2 года назад +8

    My favorite part was when he said to Sidney pen at chapter 5: "We're coming for ya Porkey!" 😂😂😂

  • @absolutemystery372
    @absolutemystery372 Год назад +8

    Joe is the best thing about this game. whoever voiced joe needs a prize in comedy cuz I've never laughed so hard at a character like this.

  • @user-vy4dh6mh2s
    @user-vy4dh6mh2s 2 года назад +13

    Best character in videogame history I mean who doesn't love him?

  • @ih8suvz
    @ih8suvz Год назад +3

    “What are we storming Normandy? Put the fuckin thing away” 😂

  • @Gil-ck6oh
    @Gil-ck6oh 3 года назад +11

    4:21 “Hey, these things happen when you move to the city”

  • @TD55_00
    @TD55_00 3 года назад +15

    5:40 Police Lines/Quotes

  • @WS4.0
    @WS4.0 2 года назад +6

    "YOU'RE F***IN DEAD!!!" 😂 0:25

  • @gvnc8360
    @gvnc8360 3 года назад +111

    Vito tries hug with Joe in quarantine.
    Joe: 1:35

    • @nowrestlingiq7317
      @nowrestlingiq7317 3 года назад +7

      No not joe lol he trusts vito to hug him even if there is a virus.

    • @SKL-F-
      @SKL-F- 3 года назад +1

      Keep your f*cking distance paal.

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 3 года назад +3

      When I get the Coronavirus from someone
      Me: 0:25.

  • @Stormertheboy
    @Stormertheboy 3 года назад +10

    0:25 Is my favorite

  • @agony5344
    @agony5344 3 года назад +15

    I ‘ M G O I N G I N

  • @KeyScales
    @KeyScales 3 года назад +4

    1:14 IM GOING IN

  • @Calum02
    @Calum02 Год назад +8

    2:26 Take your fucking foot off the accelerator 😂😂😂

    • @Synchro-Mesh
      @Synchro-Mesh 9 месяцев назад +4

      Take it easy I'm in a rush!

  • @Gil-ck6oh
    @Gil-ck6oh 3 года назад +10

    5:01 “You ready for a free fkn nose job?”

  • @m_42emir
    @m_42emir 2 года назад +8

    2:28 What Is This, The Indianapolis Speedway?

  • @Penguinsfishing
    @Penguinsfishing 3 года назад

    This is great. Thanks

  • @jacksonbear1
    @jacksonbear1 3 года назад +25

    Can’t wait for Vito’s lines

    • @joebarbaro5884
      @joebarbaro5884 3 года назад +4

      😁👍

    • @wheelsjlgc
      @wheelsjlgc 2 года назад +3

      @@joebarbaro5884 hey joe

    • @joebarbaro5884
      @joebarbaro5884 2 года назад +1

      @@wheelsjlgc what's up the killing joke

    • @wheelsjlgc
      @wheelsjlgc 2 года назад +2

      @@joebarbaro5884 not much just bored

    • @joebarbaro5884
      @joebarbaro5884 2 года назад +1

      @@wheelsjlgc wait a minute Jose is that you? From snapchat?

  • @Jamesamong007
    @Jamesamong007 3 года назад +10

    Found it funny how the characters rag on Vito if he speeds or runs red lights yet the cops dont give a shit if he does.

  • @jacksonsmackson5871
    @jacksonsmackson5871 2 года назад

    Thank you

  • @TheGuroLOLITA
    @TheGuroLOLITA 2 года назад +4

    "you should see how many people vito has ran over"

  • @realitycomplex5347
    @realitycomplex5347 3 года назад +2

    Hahaha I can't belive you made this video!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @EASAustraliaNSW
    @EASAustraliaNSW Год назад +5

    I don’t know why, but 4:07 is one of my favourites

  • @hunterxsimple3821
    @hunterxsimple3821 2 года назад +4

    Ordered the trilogy 2 days ago. All of the Mafias will be awesome

  • @QTG128
    @QTG128 3 года назад +31

    I thought this video is the moment in Chapter 9 where henry, joe and vito are talking about last time they went to church.
    And henry ask joe : What about you Joe, how long has it been?
    Joe says : easter.
    Henry : Ah that ain't too bad.
    Joe : ..1941
    Some of the funniest moments in mafia 2😂

    • @Shaunny.Longlegs
      @Shaunny.Longlegs 3 года назад +1

      Nope. Hotel mission where Marty gets killed

    • @Shaunny.Longlegs
      @Shaunny.Longlegs 3 года назад

      Well the start pic anyway

    • @QTG128
      @QTG128 3 года назад

      @@Shaunny.Longlegs that's sad bro

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 3 года назад +3

      "I take that back, you're going straight to hell."

    • @arsenal1399
      @arsenal1399 3 года назад

      @@isaacster5027 vito and you figured that out now

  • @bobbrewer2298
    @bobbrewer2298 Год назад +3

    Joe Barbaro, I love that man. He has the funniest lines. :)

  • @bilalefeklc3691
    @bilalefeklc3691 3 года назад +6

    "you shoot like my sister"

  • @wheelsjlgc
    @wheelsjlgc 3 года назад +6

    I love Joe

  • @truckertae9725
    @truckertae9725 Год назад +4

    3:44 "shut your pie hole or I'll go faster"

  • @MercianKing
    @MercianKing 2 года назад +5

    Needs more "Back me up Vito"

  • @shirethehorse
    @shirethehorse 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:11 i love that line, idk why

  • @mariosk3466
    @mariosk3466 Год назад +1

    "Welcome to Empire Bay!"

  • @thehunterjk2521
    @thehunterjk2521 2 года назад +4

    2:18 All the people he’s killed, and THAT’S what worries him?

  • @KemonoGamer75
    @KemonoGamer75 3 года назад +7

    Joe is the best and funny character hehe

  • @TD55_00
    @TD55_00 3 года назад +19

    Joe Barbaro Was A Metaphor To Roman Bellic. And Vito Scaletta Was A Metaphor To Niko Bellic.

    • @2judahbosh
      @2judahbosh 8 месяцев назад +3

      roman was incompetent and didnt really help niko as he did hold him back
      joey did loads for vito took him in introduced him to the mafia life and could hold his own in a gunfight

  • @joker2929
    @joker2929 2 месяца назад

    2:44 Are you trying to hit every fcking car?
    That's exactly what I did to try to get Joe to talk when playing mafia 2 😂

  • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
    @Jeremy_Hill_2020 2 года назад +3

    "what is this, the Indianapolis Speedway?"

  • @Wolfbane8
    @Wolfbane8 Год назад +4

    5:06 Joe-gasm?

  • @benedictwaters4478
    @benedictwaters4478 3 года назад +7

    2:28

  • @shadowblade9385
    @shadowblade9385 3 года назад +7

    4:10 Never been more honest 😂

  • @GTAMATEVIDEOS
    @GTAMATEVIDEOS Год назад +1

    2:25 TAKE YOUR FUCKING FOOT OFF THE ACCELERATOR!

  • @The_Wolf74
    @The_Wolf74 2 года назад +2

    My favs: What are you scared asshole?! C'mon let's go chop chop! I'm baaack!

  • @LordMegatron56
    @LordMegatron56 3 года назад +11

    0:23 1:07 1:35 my fav

  • @chevychevelle8685
    @chevychevelle8685 3 года назад +6

    😆😆😂😂I love it, keep your f***ing distances pal will ya?

  • @AeStelle7
    @AeStelle7 3 года назад +4

    "I'm Baaaaack"

  • @TowMater603
    @TowMater603 3 года назад +3

    Dammit Joe ! calm down already .

    • @wheelsjlgc
      @wheelsjlgc 3 года назад +1

      He can't calm down Vito

  • @yacined4190
    @yacined4190 3 года назад +2

    IM GOING INNNN

  • @Magnus_Caramelo_55
    @Magnus_Caramelo_55 Год назад +1

    Thank you, ethiomod's TF2 air had me here

  • @Rorschach97
    @Rorschach97 2 года назад

    "Did they teach you that in the army?"

  • @chiefthunder3114
    @chiefthunder3114 Год назад +2

    I remember I flipped the car over an Joe said you drive like my grandmother I fucking lost my shit 🤣

  • @Jj4ortE
    @Jj4ortE 2 года назад +5

    My mum when I come out of her belly 2:12

  • @mr.formal6723
    @mr.formal6723 3 года назад +3

    Cover me now Vito

  • @kevinyadisha8772
    @kevinyadisha8772 Год назад +1

    What do you scare asshole ?
    0:23 best line

  • @jackjensen1839
    @jackjensen1839 Год назад

    I love joe barbaro actor

  • @herop323
    @herop323 3 года назад +22

    Me: Stomps my little toe
    Also me: 5:03

  • @mavolent6332
    @mavolent6332 11 месяцев назад

    thanks Monke

  • @jjjacob4193
    @jjjacob4193 3 года назад +1

    Welcome to Empire Bay hahahaha

  • @RedCoatRap
    @RedCoatRap 3 года назад +7

    I counted joe dropping 54 f bombs

  • @m_42emir
    @m_42emir 2 года назад +4

    2:30 Stay Inside The Lines Fuckoff.

  • @Trollamity
    @Trollamity Год назад +1

    @2:26 Take da fuckin foot off da accelerator. 😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelGeorge161
    @MichaelGeorge161 3 года назад +15

    I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK

  • @kerio4655
    @kerio4655 Год назад

    4:23 *Welcome to Empire Bay*

  • @GeneralCalavera
    @GeneralCalavera 3 года назад +5

    Put Vito's!

  • @Cytazin
    @Cytazin 5 месяцев назад

    0:15 the way he says fuck you is just so funny to me for some reason 🤣

  • @Cytazin
    @Cytazin 5 месяцев назад

    At 1:24 when does Joe say these lines?
    I just recently bought and played through the Joe’s Adventures DLC and the only time he says lines is when he gets hurt or gets shot at.

  • @vyshnavmadayi1858
    @vyshnavmadayi1858 3 года назад +1

    Can you please tell me how to swamp any ncp as bodyguard using trainer in mafia 2

  • @jakeshoback30
    @jakeshoback30 4 месяца назад

    Joe Barbaro the og but Vito is number one

  • @usaintltrade
    @usaintltrade 2 года назад +2

    STR8 G

  • @jeremymak5920
    @jeremymak5920 3 года назад +1

    SAY GOODNIGHT CHARLIE CHAN!

  • @alfieknott2041
    @alfieknott2041 2 года назад

    Can we get a video doing all of vito’s voice lines please

  • @buraksenol3306
    @buraksenol3306 Год назад

    When you turn irish Joe?
    ~Vito~

  • @semear97
    @semear97 2 года назад +3

    Here i am looking for him to say "Dafuq?" Cant seen to find anywhere

    • @jefavo_
      @jefavo_ Год назад +1

      yeah same here

    • @semear97
      @semear97 Год назад

      @@jefavo_ no way... I thought i was the only one who heard he say that

  • @MuhammadTRDPRO
    @MuhammadTRDPRO 3 года назад +2

    You shot my sister 🤣

    • @TD55_00
      @TD55_00 3 года назад +1

      *You Drive Like My Fucking Grandmother*

  • @cakrabayubudireksa4609
    @cakrabayubudireksa4609 2 года назад +2

    You drive like My F*cking Grandma You know that?

  • @amaru0009
    @amaru0009 Год назад +3

    Someone please tell me where I can get this voice line im dying because of it 🙏🙏🙏😭 2:17

    • @amaru0009
      @amaru0009 Год назад +1

      I beg y'all PLEASE I NEED IT

  • @blackegret666
    @blackegret666 Год назад +1

    2:12 I'll leave this here for later

  • @deepfried3224
    @deepfried3224 3 года назад +1

    ITS FUCKIN OVAA

  • @trkthnc
    @trkthnc 3 года назад

    I M T H E B E S T

  • @masterdrewt6698
    @masterdrewt6698 2 года назад

    Say how did you find these voice lines?