Reading a Truly Cringey Tinder Profile - Zach Noe Towers - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- Zach Noe Towers hates on improv comedy, reads the worst dating profile he’s ever seen and describes hooking up with a pirate. (Contains strong language.)
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that one girl in the front row... is laughing... so hard
She laughs that hard in so many of the clips I've seen
Why did you have to mention it... now I can’t unhear it...
she has a fantastic cackle she'd be a great wicked witch of the west
Holy crap she's having a GREAT time. I feel like she might be high.
I love her
“What house is my booty in, star boy?”
... was that a very potter musical reference?
Ariana M I think it’s a reference to the houses the signs are in in astrology
always love when zach runs in circle "no..no..no.." 😂😂😂
Ludmilla Gutomo that was good
"fun fact: when you turn 30 they just send you one" lmaoooo
I like this dude. He's on point. More please.
I felt the gay through the thumbnail and clicked immediately
NB Why?
@@superdeluxesmell law of attraction
I don't partake in gay myself but i think i got hit with some contact gay
It's the 3 names obviously
🤣🤣 stop it!
He is just the best. Such a phenomenal comedian
I’m 30 with a wallet phone case. This hit pretty close to home.
My husband. Yes he just got his.
🤣
I'm bloody 23 and have one!
Don't worry I'm seventeen, I have cracked my screen 4 times and I have anxiety now
so you can lose your wallet and your phone at the same time, yeah?
"And thats how i got scurvy" lovely finishing line💀💀
Millennial Fuckboi Pirate should be my next Grindr profile
Gabriel that's very funny gaybriel
You'll get so much play from it
That’s the description of my ex’s whole personality
"And that's how I got scurvy" 🤣
"always room for one more noodle" this guy is hilarious
2:50 Oh god... for my 29th birthday a few months ago I was looking up wallet/phone cases...
😂😂
Improv bits are painfully on point.
maybe its gluten, this guys hilarious
Haha yaz yaz yaz
Wallet phone case is the least expected item for a young gay guy to own
Excellent story telling.
Yay for bad decisions in sobriety!
🙌🙌
"These wrists are good for three things...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
great set, i was actually laughing through all o it not just blowing air out my nose harder than usual
When he says hoop earrings the crowds reaction knocked me down... hahahahahaha
This dude looks like if Bill Burr had a super flamboyantly gay son who also killed in comedy.
THE HYENA LAUGHER LIVES.
This guy is a riot! Love him!
I'm a 19 year old bi guy with a wallet phone case lmao my friends always make fun of me and call me a Dad but at least I never forget my wallet XD
I'm a 21 year old bi girl with a wallet phone... most useful thing ever. Is this just bi culture?
@@isabellamorris7902 I think you might be right! Phone wallets are now bi culture.
I'm a 20 year old girl with a wallet phone case...it's just really convenient
Jules Pauly I always liked being the dad of my buddy group- kept us out of trouble
We still got in trouble, I just kept us from getting jailed really. It’s worth being called boring to always be ready to save the day.
@@julesg8745 I had one for like three years when I was 15 so maybe it really is bi culture??
And that's how I got scurvy laugh my f****** ass off. Killing it
Killing neatly is a hunting thing. Weird to put on your Tinder profile.
Nobody in US _has to_ hunt, so idk
@@potmki6601 you've clearly lived in a poor, rural area
I cried when she said I had 2 Red Bull’s and was thinking clearer than I ever have 😂😂😂
Catastrophically gay" had me rolling! 😂😂😂
I was like, "omigod me too!" 😂
"Guys that don't read GOOD" 🤔
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and call that irony
Ever seen Zoolander? Reference, friends.
That's to get his point across: because they don't read, they speak like that...
That was part of the joke
whoosh
That gluten line 😂😂😂😂😂
I relate to him so hard. I, too, am painfully attracted to toxic masculinity. But can you blame me? It's all you can find in Miami!!
Maybe it’s gluten! 🤣
‘Oh ...nope, nope, nope’ 😂😂
That’s how you do it, kids. Perfect set. ❤
This dude killlls (neatly) lmao I’m deceased, would love a special from him
Great stuff, he'll have work whenever he wants.
I really like this guy! Really funny!
this guy is brilliant!! 😂
a gay but not obnoxiously gay comedian. i didn't think it could be done. well done, sir.
also, "peg leg being a pro" is genius.
This is so funny lol I watch it almost everyday and I still laugh
i wonder if hes gay or something
Jeez, we need more rants about toxic masculinity.
But he said he was turned on by it...
It doesn't exist.
Or Rather..
The Core of the Male Gender role is responsibility(Protect and Provide.. Anyone), As such,
Toxic masculinity= Taking responsibility for what is not your responsibility to handle.
In that Token..
Toxic Femininity= Refusing accountability.
Both are forms of Narcissism.
the male means you.. A tacy yet accurate way to explain, growing up instead of the other so they always need you.
the Female.. You have pseudo slaves..
@@fanOmry
Some of the dumbest bro science I've ever read. You work at MIT dude?
@@RebornLegacy you do you
@@fanOmry no, toxic masculinity is men lashing out at people for things beyond anyones control. It’s the idea that being aggressive and intimidating is an inherently attractive feature when a LOT of women find that scary and off putting. The idea that making a woman feel unsafe is the same as impressing her or showing her how passionate you are.
And toxic femininity is usually women tearing others down or specifically using the idea that women are “weaker” to manipulate people.
He’s really funny 😄
Are we watching the same show? That was horrible imo
TheConMan it subjectively I guess. I think his jokes were well written and timing was good
@@conmayn same
I think he's really funny, too. He has good comedic timing and is catastrophically insightful/gay.
You can't put any gay person up there and expect them to get the same laughs as he did. His set killed. No need to undermine him because he's gay.
If Zach was an improv comic he would have had a comeback to the greasy pirates pickup line
I love him ♥ can't wait to see more of him!! ♥
She's back with new material!!! YAAASSS gurl!!
Adorable..and funny!!
He's my new spirit mammal. I love him!!
The ending 💀😂😂😂
And that's how I got scurvy 😂😂😂
That’s where the pro’s list ends.
Improv observations are perfect.
Unapologetically edgy and hilarious!
This guy is hilarious!!
"Catastrophically gay"...Love it!!! Lol...
Well THAT was just fucking hilarious.
that was tight! great stuff. tight! this is actually really good and polished material, I wonder how long he's been working on it. if it comes out like that spontaneously, wooow this guy has a career granted. on the other hand, if this is carefurelly polished material, also congrats on the process and all great stuff ahead. really nice, man! future! yeah, future bitch!
🤨
Catastrophically gay...present
😂😂
Sooooooo good
Funny and adorable! 👍🏾😁👑😅
"Present!" lmao
He's so freaking funny! ❤️✨✨
I want mooooore!!!!
Hahaha he’s pretty good!
Fxcking hilarious 😭😆😆😆
Wow, amazing and hilarious! I did keep getting taken out of the (otherwise very funny) joke when he would say "um" after the punchline
Am I the only person who is now wondering if I just had celiac disease all through my 20s?
😂😂😂
Coulda been all that ramen?
@@mrs.d2411
6:46
@@jpnesseth 🤣🤣🤣
This is an incredible set
Comedy bang bang is great improv
His voice is giving me life
I’m 20 and I have wallet phonecase 😂
Looks like there might have been an error on your birth certificate
Awesome!!
Zach is hilarious.
Lmao dudes funny
"always room for one more noodle" putting that on a shirt if you allow it master 🙏
What do you feed a gay horse?
Haaaayyyy 💁🏽♂️
hay hay hay haaaaaay. gurrrrl.
@@sonquatsch8585 lol
I don't know whether to be annoyed or amused is that this made me laugh as much as it did.
Well done lol
Yes! Wish we had that IRL! 🤣👍🏾
I'm one of the non-NY / LA people he described as not being cool with the catastrophically gay thing, but got damn this boy is funny 😆
As a huge fan of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," it's very odd to hear somebody badmouth improv comedy.
2020 and this aged like wine
I too am attracted to toxic masculinity
this guys hella funny
no lies detected
00:01
gay
I don’t know where this guy gets the idea that improvisers hate stand-ups. Seems like a pretty one-sided rivalry.
Aight. He's cool.
So cute.... seriously
I love you
his voice is like... oddly suiting
8 months ago ??? Seems like it was made yesterday
What do NYC and this guy have in common?
Noe Towers
I was already scrolling comments and so when he first started speaking, I thought it was Chris Colfer...
I've just read his book and I am shocked rn. He is famous? People know his voice? Jeez I just accommodated to not all authors being dead
@@potmki6601 Have you not heard of Glee?
Damn, I’ve never said “I’m not built for battle” in my life. I can get toxic sometimes, I’m glad at least some people like it.
he is an ultra talent and will go very far.
The only people laughing at the improv jokes are the people who actually went to an improv comedy show!
Am I the only one zoned into this guy's face thinking it's Bill Burr with a normal-sized head?
Wallet phone cases should be banned. If you lose it you lose your phone, cash, cards and ID. Bad news.
Same for handbags...
Well yes but that’s how I remember everything plus if you’re a girl your pockets aren’t big enough for a wallet a phone and keys so you could opt for a bag you gotta carry around or the wallet phone case lol
Scurvy coz he was a pirate
Phenomenal