Actually, God’s Cool with Gay Sex - Hampton Yount
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
- Hampton Yount comes to a realization about abortion, rails against circumcision and calls bulls**t on bigots who think the Bible outlaws gay sex. (Contains strong language.)
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“Man shall not lay with another man”
So God’s okay with lesbians?
Aren't all sexually repressed old men?
@@elenachristian9860 😂
Generally speaking, strictly religious people don't take lesbianism too seriously, but they take spilling seed in no attempt to procreate very seriously.
They so consider boys more important than girls. The Bible's verse against laying with men was actually about pederasty. they didn't want young men to be sodomized and corrupted. Young girls were ok though.
Silver Comics God is a giant black lesbian in the sky and she is fabulous.
@@nataliaalfonso2662 wheres your verses to support this?
"What god would allow war??!!"
"THE WAR GOD... THE GOD OF WAR"
Which is pretty funny because in the archaeology of Christianity Yahweh, the god that Chrisitians now call as their God originates from an ancient polytheistic Abrahamic religion where he was the god of war. No wonder he is so violent in the old testament, this was still a time he was the god of war. And no, not the cool god of war from the video games and books, the lame kind like the despots of history.
Boi!
Ares, the god of war.
Ares, not Kratos, Ares is a cool ass gladiator with a golden helmet, kratos is a pale guy with a chain
This assumes there are multiple gods
"So there's no god and I was thinking about that the other day."
-Great Transition.
Im a Christian but I can still appreciate the humor
@@tamarjmalettoimpressively open-minded. Many Christians are quite upset by blasphemy or someone suggesting that their god isn't even real. I guess you can think it's funny and think he's going to be tortured forever in hell for saying this.
Unless I'm straw-manning you, I realize you might not actually believe he's going to hell, and you might acknowledge the possibility that there is no god. I know there are different kinds of Christians.
@@joncoda365 lol I dont like to go around thinking of which ppl are going to hell, im just trying to laugh, live a happy life, love Jesus, and hope others can live happy lives too
Tamar Maletto outstanding. You sound like a really pleasant person.
I do think the concept of eternal torture is a problematic aspect of Christianity. Especially if you believe in a perfect, omnipotent and omniscient god. You know, the whole epicurean riddle thing.
I can understand not thinking about it. But if you’re into the philosophy of religion, you might want to spend some time on hell and the problem of evil. Test your faith, see if the things you believe are consistent with your model of reality.
I did that when I was young, lost my religion to intellectual honesty. But I still laugh, and love, and live a pretty good life.
@@tamarjmaletto I appreciate you so so much
his little giggles are actually so adorable
"actually"
Yes. 😍
He’s kinda awkward about it too haha
djohnson6528
So you’re racist?
Vixella well this person is probably white to and I don’t think that the proper way to call someone racist I mean asshole he’s but racist no
I’ve never met someone raised Catholic who was actually okay. We’re all repressed and depressed bastards who hit our midlife crisis when we were 12 and haven’t recovered since.
Bruh I'm dead from this accuracy 😅😅😅
That's actually funny 😂
@@zoechevalier6250 thank you I thought of it myself
Melissa Henriquez Gaaaah damn 😂 Come get this hug....lol
are you 12 now?
He's so awkward and it makes is 10x funnier
2x is great lol
I honestly feel kinda bad
I was your 1 k like
Idk the awkwardness kinda ruins it for me like theres times where hes visibly uncomfortable and it takes me a little bit to get back into it after that.
@@Dachamp2223339 the views say otherwise compared to other videos 🤷
this guy is either brave or suicidal, either way they're great traits for a comedian.
Haha he literally has a podcast about suicide (it's funnier than it sounds)
Honestly, given how Zeus was, that best friend who ran off with your wife and kids and money probably WAS Zeus
Probably?
Percy Jackson made me understand this reference
oh no he was absolutely zeus
Yeah but tbh.... Zeus wasn’t really interested in euhm.. caring about kids so idk about that
that's why he's totes okay with it and would totes allow it
“What god would allow this??” Z E U S
"ZEUS would allow this-"
All of the greek gods allow this.
Orlando Terrazas how are you gonna disrespect hades like this
PERCY JACKSON FANDOM RISE UP
@@leaf111 YES!! THANK YOU
Watched the whole thing. Still not sure what his sexuality is but as a Bi person...he could get it
Fellow bi, my gaydar was broken on this man so good for him whatever that's worth lol
right
He's bi, we're all a bit bi
@@gracehaven5459 another bisexual, I have great gaydar most of the time, but I can't tell.
Same, still cant figure it out lol
His jokes were so edgy (the pro-life crowd can get really death-threaty at times), it made _him_ nervous.
Laurence I don't think conservatives go to Comedy Central type gigs nowadays or they're just asking to be the butt of jokes.
Pro life crowd gets death threaty? A liberal lie right there The ones that are death threaty are the ones carrying the threat out and murdering those babies. I’d be willing to bet that if they had a voice in the womb they would all be pro life.
Ikr! I live not far from a Planned Parenthood location in St. Louis. There are white people protesting all day, "Abortion is Genocide! Life Matters!" Yet, there are African American men being killed on a DAILY BASIS not 3 miles from where I live. Interesting that no one is marching there or holding signs saying 'life matters!!' Enough said.
@@randybicker907 lmao stfu and go back to church where someone cares where you think
Jennifer lawrence this is my favorite reply thank u so much
The 9-11 birthday joke, that was me. I was it was my golden birthday, 11 on the 11th. The phone rang and my mom made me answer the phone since if anyone was calling it had to be for me. Let's just say it was not a fun phone call with my aunt!
Sure was a good party
why werent you at school, tsk tsk
AND it was your 11th birthday, AND your comment was posted 11 months ago?! Wow.
😬
Quite relatable. I had an exam on my 15th birthday and halfway trough the teacher alerts us that there were 2 terrorist attacks in the capital.
Dude, you were definitely nervous at certain points but you came back to the material, amazingly well.
Lol, 2.6k Conservative Christian White Nationalists are pissed. BAHAHAHA! Okay, I stops now.
he didn’t seem nervous at all?
Agreed, I could hear it in his voice. It's kind of reassuring to pick up on someone else's nervousness but also cool to see them power through it in these comedy sets.
Jasmine Houston-Burns AGREED!!! Real Human, relatable and displaying Courage. Hero in his own right
Alternate Universe Drew Gooden
HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT
Other side of the the mirror drew gooden.
Aids God is cool with Gays yeah sure.
this comment needs more hype
YES
I am a lesbian but I think I'm in love with this man
edit: i just came out as pansexual but this comment still stands
he's probably a lesbian too
Sees Yuri in profile pic, must like.
This guy brings up the Greco-Roman gods... and brings up God being okay with gay sex... but doesn't connect the two? Missed opportunity.
Apollo is disappointed
I'm suddenly so disappointed in this set now
What do u mean pls elaborate
@@user-ut7wi1if9q Greek gods had a lot of gay sex.
What god would allow that?!
"Pun Nintendo" Lmao I love how he sneaks that one in there
Didn't catch that. I'm adding it to my irritating quirks.
JACOB HARMON quirk
JACOB HARMON plz no! lol
Holy shit I thought I misheard that.
Thought I was hearing things wrong when I heard Nintendo lol
The whitest name I've ever heard is chadwick boseman
Yeah really what happened there
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s because you don’t speak Dutch or Afrikaans- Bosman (close enough to Boseman) means ‘bush-man’ & that immediately makes me think of the bushmen of the Kalahari, so not very white.
@@raymondkymsuttle hope you know he's actually joking since Chadwick Boseman is a black man
@@carmelitacorreia2415 thats not his point though
“What god would allow war?!”
“ *The god of war* “
I read this as soon as he said it
That would be Mars for the Romans and Ares for the ancient Greek, right?
Ygraine ye
I laughed SO much at that simple joke. AMAIZING delivery
@@granville7 Also Athene and some minor goddesses/gods for related to war
You know it’s going to be an interesting set when the 9/11 joke was the “palate cleanser”
Hmmmm he really just said "rough trade, gay sex." That's very a gay centric description that most heterosexuals wouldn't get. Trade.
Can you please enlighten me on the meaning of "trade" in a gay context
@@xxh2022xx I'm going go off a limb and say it's just two guys having sex because they're attracted to each other physically and nothing else but I'm not 100 percent. Context clues.
xxh2022xx Hi Trade is that really hot guy in the room, that everyone can agree is a 10 on a scale from 1 to 10.👌🏽
Jamiel Senoj Jones not quite...
Rough Trade: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rough%20trade - "rough trade" is a slang term for a masculine working class man who has sex with men (sometimes as a male prostitute)
From 911 to having no more jokes like that then right onto “there is no God...” This man is great at deflecting his anxiety onto us by not giving us a second to adjust to what he’s saying. 0 to a 100 real quick is a great tactic if you know how to use it. People are too busy connecting everything and laughing at the same time to realize you’re building up to something else and then you suddenly take off and then you get the reaction he did. Bravo, sir. 🤣
Well said
That’s clearly Drew Gooden in disguise.
IKRRRRR
When he has cocaine and stumbles into a comedy club
8:15 - 8:27
You mean Danny Gonzalez?
lmaooo, i though the thumbnail was him at first
Why was this exactly my thought lmao
"You've taken too many slices from the deli, sir."
Never have I heard better words in relation to circumcision. Not that I've heard many, but that is literally the best thing I've heard all day
That crowd was not ready for that genius/madness. Solid material. Hampton Yount, the worst name I ever heard. Good start!
Max Ehrmann i thought it was the name of the place
That crowd was not hyped enough for this man
No, he just isn't funny or clever unless you're a fan of Satan...
*His voice is a blend between Adam Sandler and Pete Davidson.*
polnareff throw in adam samberg and you got me.
I can't unhear that now! Haha
Hahahha underrated
Every Mythology fan: I know you’re inferring to Ares but do you know how many war gods there are in Greek mythology alone
Maybe that's why he kept it vague which god he was referring to
Aphrodite is ALSO a war goddess, and soooo many people just dont know about it
He’s so cute, love the joke about his name too it is super white
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my gf at the time was that 9/11 Birthday person
you really gotta out her like that lmao
I mean, how does she celebrate??
Cool just added her on Facebook
Smaakjeks K .....she has a tower birthday cake
@MsYogaGrrrl do you not understand humour ?
he is so incredibly awkward.
god hes freaking adorable.
I'm going to hell in every religion for laughing at this
youll be cool in the underworld
Also Jews just have Sheol, which is basically just 5e Mesopotamian afterlife, so your good with us as well
And he didn’t make fun of the Zoroastrians or Islam, unless you count the Palestine joke, so I’d say you just gotta do the catholic hell, which is such a confusing mess of contradictions that you’ll be fine
I just had to make it 666 to clinch it.
Pretty much. This dude is a tall drink of Lucifer...
He has good stage presence and good material imo 👍
The first two jokes were good and after that he was boring and not funny.
Good stage presence? Hampton was clearly nervous... sweating profusely, kept saying umm and ugh, weird body ticks. But yeah, okay. You're right, he was the second coming of Sam kinison up there. Such a great performer
he's also funny
Everybody starts somewhere.. y’all be nice
#1 ON TRENDING honestly though it feels more natural to acknowledge when youre nervous on stage than try to fool people, and I think thats what made his presence feel good
when he said "you know what, cut it off" (6:06) it sounded like the coach from Big Mouth.
All throughout his set, at certain points the words "Big Mouth" would float through my head... He just carries the essence of the show effortlessly in his entire being. Also what the fuck am I saying.
@@lvvrgrl its because he sounds just like Nick Kroll
Rafael Sandoval YES i literally had to look up who voices coach steve bc he really really sounds like him
7:17: “Boy, you Jews looove to complain...I was told this was a Palestinian audience...is it going well?”
normally i hate when comics laugh at their own jokes but his laugh is so charming for some reason
I know this is weird to do on RUclips...but I just wanted to leave a positive comment: This dude is great.
I love you
@@pointlessopinion611 However, your opinion is pointless. HA!
Here's another oddity for youtube comments: I agree wholeheartedly!
-5,986
AIDS hello!!!
Did he seriously go on an anti-circumcision rampage then say he'd like to raise his kids Jewish?
"seriously" is a funny word for a literal stand-up comedy routine hun
I'd love to hear how he deals with the orthodox sect
Did you... listen to the joke?
“What god would allow this? Zeus!”
He’s a
Got a point
drew gooden thought he could change his name and do a comedy show without danny and NOT get caught😗🙄
5:56 lol did you just say "pun nintendo"?
He did.
he said "no pun intended"
@@semiscreen5130 No he definitely said "pun nintendo"
@@timgraf6320 lets say he did then. what does that mean? what is "pun-nintendo"? I don't think he was joking about a video game company.
@@semiscreen5130 You're overthinking this. It's not supposed to make sense. He means "no pun intended" but that's not what he actually said.
He’s super hot in an adorkable way
“Pun Nintendo.”
That was so smooth and underrated
That’s not how the word underrated is used.
A J W Wrong yo, I just used it that way.
The audience had no reaction, and evidently didn’t rate it as a particularly high point in the set.
Don’t like it? Oh well. Definition is dependent on common use. That’s how language works. It evolves based on how it’s implemented.
The "circumcision for hygiene" argument is like saying we should cut off our fingertips so we don't get dirty fingernails. All you have to do is practice proper hygiene. all babies are born perfect.
Right?! Why DO people still circumcise their boys? It makes no sense.
Tara H. It started with the guy who founded Kellogg’s cereal. He believed that it would stop boys from masturbating by making it feel less pleasurable. He also advocated putting hydrochloric acid on the clit every few months to stop girls from masturbating too. The whole reason he came up with cornflakes was because he thought the blandness would lower the sexual urges of kids. If you haven’t guessed, he was a messed up guy
@@samreid6010 Why didn't I think of this? What else could cornflakes be made out of but dried foreskin?
@@janfungusamon4926 Thanks for ruining cornflakes forever, you monster.
@@paytonkilmer1920 ;)
My oldest daughters due date came up as 9/11 but the nurse was like "NOPE! we're gonna call it 9/12!" Lol luckily she was born on the 8th!! Plus its easy to remember 9/8
2:42 sounds like John Mulaney impersonating Roger from American Dad.
.. oh wow
Catholic schools ensure a steady supply of future Atheists.
5:50 The vein vein man joke went grossly overlooked.
6:07 for a split second he starts sounding like the coach from Big Mouth lmaooo
Cameron Blake that’s what I thought too
He should do voice acting!!
He does. He's Crow on the new MST3K Seasons
His higher pitch voice sounds a bit like David Spade.
True story. My birthday happens to be September 11 and on that infamous morning we were having a celebratory breakfast in Mexico City when one of my invitees arrived and gave us the news. I thought it was a practical joke until we walked out of the restaurant afterward and saw the footage on television screens.
"Galaxies, stars, nebulas! Yeah, that's how it all happened!" Comedy, theology, and astrophysics in two sentences. Well done, sir!
I'm uncomfortable with the fact that he looks kinda like my gyno lmao
😂
If I squint my eyes you look like Steve-O
Omg I see it , it's like Steve-O if he never touched cocaine
@@kabukidoc Dammit you beat me too it!
@@NewGoldie haaaaaaaa
Bewitched2020 I literally gasped when I read ur comment 😂 he does!!
If I squint my eyes, you look like my wife
I love that he is brave in his awkwardness!
Why was random dude's stand up the funniest stand up I have witnessed to date.
"Galaxies! Stars! NEBULAS!" XD
The Palestinian comment took me out lol. This was a good set
Same!😂😂😂😂
I don’t get the palestinian comment
@@hamzahalasadulloh7779 it's because Israel and Palestine are always in disputes so having a Palestinian audience would've helped his joke deliver better is the whole joke
GOSH ITS GABE but dude was talking about jews, not israel... kinda implies palestinians hates jews
@@hamzahalasadulloh7779 but they do?
so im getting the vibe that he's not okay with being circumcised
This guy contains mysteries of life so intense he does comedy to cope. This guy gives the vibe of ace, bi, non binary, but like also just gives me the vibe "gay". I love it
This dude is one of the weirdest comics I've ever seen LOVED IT!!!
Greetings from Egypt
I love the Egypt stuff... Rest was a bit past me I guess.
Hala ya ostaz
@@nadda698 Ahlan wa sahlan
Greetings from a raft in the Amazon delta
EGYPT!??......k lemme shut up because.............yea lemme shush.
That was so much in one set I dunno what to be offended by
don't bother
His entire script 😂😂😂
AIDS hello!!!
His name.
Definitely his name
He has such weird awkward energy that just makes everything 100 times better , I love it
This guy is pretty funny, I think he just needs to work on owning is awkward pauses and moments in a way where they feel less uncomfortable.
I've always felt the same way about the greek and roman gods. Makes more sense that a bunch of dieties are fighting each other than one giant asshole having some insane convoluted plan
Ben Hinman they’re like a family
An incredibly powerful family
Greek and roman gods are fun to worship dude
Yep ok. in the meantime respond to humans to missing
I grew up with the Percy Jackson books so _yeet we been knew_
Sailor Chuu y’all left out the nordic gods? 🤦♂️
Anthony Long because it’s not related
Stop feeling left out of something that is just a random comment on RUclips
False, they are so high maintenance
If Steve-O and Rami Malek had a baby...
why does this man literally look and sound like drew gooden's older brother
Lmao can you metaphorically look like someone?
He looks like beefy alternate universe Drew Gooden
*talks about why you shouldn’t circumcise your kids* “So anyways I would raise my kids Jewish”
Someone had to post this. Was looking for it.
You're awesome and I'll see you soon on a Netflix special. I absolutely adore you!
Oh my god I made it through 5 minutes of awkwardness to finally get to the circumcision joke it was so worth it
the trap door part reminded me of the music video for emperor’s new clothes by panic! at the disco
Omg yeeeessss
Love you for this, I love that video
Ok but his laugh is everything
So cute
By the way your profile picture 😂
He’s funny, and cute. So I hate him.
I like his humour, he is very imaginative and artistic
he's funny but omg i feel bad for him wtf crazy fkn parents he's got wtf
? His parents seem pretty normal as far as American Christians are concerned..
Sadly this is all normal
Yes, vaccines are horrible.
Reason #247 that religion is generally terrifying. There is NO FUCKING WAY that any good or charitable acts religions have collectively inspired could possibly counterbalance the incalculable prejudice, intolerance, hatred, and even outright violence that "faith" of all sorts have brought about. But don't worry! Every Christian sect you ever meet in America will insist with breathless, blood vessel popping sincerity that their religion is "one of the good ones."
Well...u must be new here
The audience was dead apart from five or six people in the front row. Were they too drunk to get the jokes cuz that guy was funny!
I take it you never went to Meltdown. It was tiny. The front row was pretty much the whole audience.
Not really. I didn't laugh once
You can pick up on his genuine awkwardness on video. In the room you can definitely feel it. Once hes more confident hell be good.
He is only funny if you like hearing about guys talking about their sex organs. I'm gay, and I have better things to listen to. He is worthless as a comedian. Hope he can find something he is good at. this ain't it.
@@randyd.8171 brutal.
Immediately thinks of Schmidt from New girl when he mentioned Mitt Romney. 🤦🏾♂️
“give it up for hampton YOUT”
“hey guys i’m hampton yuh-nt”
“give it up for hampton YOUT everybody:)”
I LOVE how bold and out there he was! It was hilarious!
I really enjoyed that... and that last joke really took "the seed of life" to a whole new dimension of meaning, lol
Who caught when he said, "i don't know how to get comfortable" bc same. I have constant anxiety 😎😎😎
okay that was hilarious. by far exceeded my expectations, nice one
That was a great set and hilarious!
This is the first thing on the internet that has actually made me laugh out loud for the first time in way too long of a time
*me reading the title without having seen the actual video*: I love it. I absolutely love it.
i've been binging on CC standup for a while now, this one stands out!
thank you; this was very helpful for everyone
hot DAYUM he is gorgeous and surprisingly gay-friendly for a str8 dude :o
Um, spoilers much?
lol I actually thought he was gay until he started talking about having sex with women
@@randomperson8571 not gay???? ya right.
I mean I'm gay but straight people can be progressive too y'know,, homphobia isn't inherent
@@mikesmith7324 , well he dates woman; I think his brother's gay though. And Richard, you can't have spoilers in a RUclips comment. You watch the video before commenting on it, not after.
great set, looking forward to hearing more
ever see someone who should have a mustache, but doesn't realise it yet? this guy is one of those guys
"I thought this was a Palestinian crowd" hahaha
i love his giggle is that just me
I was laughing out loud at the last one, my mother, thought I was choking 😂😂😂
The second he said "spackling you asshole shut" I almost cried laughing
My friends bday is .. made the joke "what really happened is my mom got a sky writer to write happy in the sky and another for b'day but their maps were way off"
Very funny. keep it up.
Had to rewatch this. Have him back for a full hour special
Good set and good save, bro. Keep at it.
The guy is good. Watching from a jungle in Kenya
I agree from a Mill Hill in NC, USA
Yeah he's pretty great. Watching from the savannah plains in Ghana
@@winston7397 one Africa bro
Amazing stuff. Viewing from a fjord in Norway
Watching from the AZ desert